dave
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My mommy cuts my hair with a bowl and
some hedge trimmers
The Color of Money
Look closely – after he ran the table little Davey (aka “The Hustler” ) stuck the cue in his pants and pretended to put on lipstick with it.
Dave insisted on holding a candle light vigil for Nixon when he was impeached.
Look – It’s Raggedy Anne and Andy Rooney!
Uncle Paul’s Wedding
“Hey Davey, why you wearing a safari outfit?”
“I dunno. Why you have a Christmas tree skirt around your neck?”
Rhinestone Cowboy meets Little House on the Prairie
What time is it?
Time to get a haircut!!!
Dave went through a
phase where he thought he
was Danny Partridge.
Hey Ladies…
Check out my six pack abs!
Oh crap, I dropped my beer!
Musical Savaant
Before he mastered percussion, Dave could really rock Mary Had a Little Lamb on the Melodica!
Notice the Sat. Night Fever poster
Dave and Johnny had the Wayne’s World concept long before SNL ever came up with it.
Party On, John
In 1976, the United States experimented with a child high dive team. Dave “The Wave” won the Silver Medal but was later disqualified for sterroid use. It really messed up his teeth.
Joey: “Hey look…I found gold!!!”Dave: Damn it. Do you think anyone will notice if I push her
off and steal it?
Dave was always outshined by Joey’s bright spotlight
The pilot shot for our tv show: Chico and the Girls
Dave and his pet snail,
Concho Villa, hours before
he traded him to the locals for a bag of
weed and a six pack of Red
Stripe
Amy – You hold
Brandon…I’m gonna try to
ride him in my fancy
Christmas sweater
Guess what? In the Bahamas, you can get wasted at age 9. (those are beers on our table)
Dave and his pet snail,
Concho Villa, hours before
he traded him to the locals for a bag of
weed and a six pack of Red
Stripe
Dave grooved with the silver
hairs on the booze cruise –
we later found a girdle and some dentures on the
bathroom counter of his
room.
Hey Mom – this is what happens
when you let your teenagers have their own room
on vacation…
Guido in a
Speedo
Guido in a
Speedo
The night we tried to teach Amy how to drink beer with chopsticks
Dave was devestated when his backyard pot plants turned out
to be daisies.
The 80’s Pacer Style:
Dirty stache, Oakleys, Swatch, Acid wash denim, Aqua Net, Bozo
sweater
In the early 90’s, Dave was a drug
mule for the cuban druglords.
He nearly died shortly after this
picture was taken when Joey kicked
him in the ass.
Dave went through a stage
where he liked to make ponchos out of mexican
blankets that he stole from the
Salvation Army.
While others drank
out of the can, Dave
preferred to drink out of
a vase. It made him
feel special.
Dave’s reggae band,
Da Doobie Bruddahs, disbanded after only one year
when their dreadlocks
became infected.
When travelling to the Carribean, Dave preferred
suspenders and turtlenecks to tank tops
and shorts.
“Has anyone seen Uncle Mike?”
Who’s that?
Our fake uncle who gets high with us
and buys us liquor.
Does anyone else see the resemblence?
Back in DesMoines in the late 90’s, Dave played the lead
role in the Pleasant Hill dinner theatre’s version of
Aladdin. He was up for a Tony award for his performance, but lost to Julie Andrews in
Peter Pan. It crushed him and he gave up musical theatre
forever.
Merry F%^&in Christmas!
Dave was pissed when he opened yet another gift of
socks and underwear.
Dave pulled his hamstring in a nasty fall
from the balance beam
at a gymnastics competition
and his mommy
carried him off the floor.
After a late night
at the bar, Dave woke up
with a couple of “dogs.”
After a late night
at the bar, Dave woke up
with a couple of “dogs.”
The inaugural meeting of the stupid ass hat club
Dave and Garret on the TV show “Wipeout”
Dave started a
non-profit group to promote corn fed babies called,
“Children of the Corn”