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October 3, 2018 Volume 13, Issue 2
Amusing Stories • Jokes • Puzzles • TriviaCommunity Events and Coupons
Distribution on the 1st & 3rd Wednesday of each monthFor Advertising: Michelle Brokop (815)751-1286 Email: [email protected]
Download your FREE copy today at: www.OrangePeelGazetteKaneCo.com
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Just a WarningAs he was driving home from
work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local police officer. The motorist, informed that he had failed to come to a full stop at a stop sign, was handed a ticket.
"Don't I get a warning?" he protested.The officer replied, "Sure. Here's your warning:
If you don't come to a complete stop next time, I'll give you another ticket."
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groups for visually- impaired adults. Many participantshave a condition known as macular degeneration,which makes it very difficult for them to distinguishfacial features. I had just been assigned to a newgroup and was introducing myself.
Knowing that many in the group would not be ableto see me well, I jokingly said, "For those of you whocan't see me, I've been told that I look like a crossbetween Paul Newman and Robert Redford."Immediately, one woman called out, "We're not THATblind!"
Defensive Driving CourseOne of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and
was attending a defensive-driving course to havepoints erased from his license. The instructor, a policeofficer, emphasized that being on time was crucial andthat the classroom doors would be locked when eachsession began.
Just after one class started, someone knocked onthe locked door. The officer opened it and asked,
"Why are you late?"The student replied, "I was trying not to get another
ticket." The officer let him in.@orangePeelgazetteKaneCo
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3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer,crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until yougasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whetherit's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies,whatever. Your home is your refuge.
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9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, tothe next county, to a foreign country, but NOT towhere the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, atevery opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER...Life is not measured by the number of breaths wetake, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Then one morning without thinking, he accidentlyturned onto the road which would take him by thedonut shop. At first he was going to turn around butthen he thought to himself, "maybe the Lord isrewarding me for my efforts". So, he said a shortprayer telling the Lord that if this was His true intention let there be an open parking place directly infront of the shop.
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Dear Dogs and CatsThe dishes with the paw print belong to you and
contain your food. The rest of the dishes belong to me and contain my food. Please note, if you put a pawprint in the middle of my plate of food, that does notstake a claim for it. It is still mine. I also do not find itaesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
NASCAR did not design the stairway. It is not aracetrack. Trying to beat me to the bottom is not theobject. Tripping me will not help you win because Iwill fall faster than you can run.
A king-sized bed is the largest that is made. I cannot get anything bigger. I am sorry about this. Donot expect me to continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort.
Dogs and cats are capable of curling into a ballwhen they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular next to each other and stretched out tothe fullest extent possible. Sticking your tail outstraight and hanging your tongue out the other end tomaximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from thebathroom. If by some miracle I manage to beat youthere and get the door shut, it is not necessary towhine, meow, claw, try to turn to doorknob, or squeeze your paw under the door to try to pull it open.I have to exit through the same door I entered.
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Isn't It Good? Using a new painting program on my computer, I
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When they get to the station, they buy a singleticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, theSoutherners don't buy a ticket at all. "How are yougoing to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexedYankee.
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parents give you before you go out to eat?" the teacher inquired ofone little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order somethingcheap."
The Wedding PresentI would like to thank you all for coming here today
to celebrate my daughter's marriage. Just for your information the seating arrangement has been specially organized with all of the people that bought large presents being placed towards the front and those that bought cheaper smaller presents at the back. (Pause)
There is a special thanks for Uncle Fred who is at the back for the oven glove. (Pause)
The bride would like to ask Uncle Fred if she could have the other glove for their Silver Wedding Anniversary.
Digging For WormsMy daughter-in-law, Alma, and grandson Eddy,
were digging for fishing bait in my garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mother.
"No, honey, he won't do for bait," his mother said."He's not an earthworm.""He's not?" Eddy asked, his eyes wide. "What
planet is he from?"
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Cookie RulesIf you eat a cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no
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If you drink a diet soda after eating your secondcookie, it also has no calories because the diet sodacancels out the cookie calories (water has the sameproperties here).
If a friend comes over while you're making yourcookies and needs to sample, you must sample withyour friend. Because your friend's first cookie is caloriefree, rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to letyour friend sample alone and, being the friend thatyou are, that makes your cookie calorie free, as well.
Any cookie calories consumed while walkingaround will fall to your feet and eventually fall off asyou move. This is due to gravity and the density of thecaloric mass.
Any calories consumed during the frosting ofcookies will be used up because it takes many caloriesto lick excess frosting from a knife without cuttingyour tongue.
Cookies colored red or green have very few calories.Red ones have three and green ones have five -one calorie for each letter. (Make more red ones!)Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34thStreet" have NO calories because they are part of theentertainment package and not part of one's personalfuel.
As always, cookie "pieces" contain no caloriesbecause the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.Any cookies consumed from someone else's platehave no calories since the calories rightfully belong tothe other person and will cling to their plate. (We allknow how calories like to CLING!)
Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed haveno calories because cookies used for medicinal pur-poses NEVER have calories. (It's a rule!)
Dentist BillA woman phoned her dentist when she received a
huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This isthree times what you normally charge."
"Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled soloud, you scared away two other patients."
$704,000 QuestionWho proposed by spelling out, “I Love You,”with his socks?A. Martin’s, Martin PayneB. The Mary Tyler Moore Show’s, Ted BaxterC. Cheers’, Woody Boyd$705,000 QuestionWhich of the following shows did NOT feature a ceremony in which multiple siblings got married at once?A. The Brady BridesB. DallasC. Eight Is Enough$706,000 QuestionWhich TV Character accidentally called his wife-to-be the wrong name during the wedding?A. Luke Spencer, General HospitalB. Dwayne Wayne, A Different WorldC. Ross Geller, Friends$707,000 QuestionAt which TV couple’s wedding did a dog & cat changebring the wedding cake crashing to the gorund?A. The Brady Bunch’s Mike and Carol BradyB. Mad about You’s Jamie and Paul BuckmanC. Roseanne’s Darlene Connor and David Healy$708,000 QuestionWho exchanged wedding vows over the phone?A. Happy Days’ Richie Cunningham and Lori BethB. Taxi’s Latka and SimkaC. Made about You’s Jamie and Paul Buckman$709,000 QuestionWhich of these daytime-show weddings ranks as themost-watched ever?A. Days of Our Lives’ Bo and HopeB. One Life to Live’s Max and GabrielleC. General Hospital’s Luke and Laura
Answers: $704 - B; $705 - B; $706 - C; $707 - A; $708 - A; $709 - C; .
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- Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting withher husband, is very proud that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.
- Organ donations from the living reached a recordhigh last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time.
- The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was trying to force feed it in his ear.
- We spent most of our time sitting on the back porchwatching the cows playing Scrabble and reading.
~ ~ ~ ~"Laugh 'til your nose runs. That's snot funny."
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Area 51You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-highsecurity,
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Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out atArea 51 were surprised to see a Cessna landing at their"secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas,got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about torun out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI back-ground check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.
By the next day, they were finally convinced thatthe pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassedup his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending therest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-wayon such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force,the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, theMP's surrounded the plane...only this time there weretwo people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anythingyou want to me, but my wife is in the plane and youhave to tell her where I was last night!"
The Driving TestA professional juggler, driving to his next
performance, is stopped by the police."What are you doing with these matches and
lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer."I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my
act.""Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.So the juggler gets out and starts juggling
the blazing torches masterfully.A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow,"
says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking.Look at the test they're giving now!"
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Octogenarian Golfer An Octogenarian moved to a new town and joined the local
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The 80 year old said, "I really don't need a handicap. The only realproblem I have is getting out of sand traps."
They both played well. Coming into the par three 18th they wereeven. The pro had a nice drive to mid-fairway and would be able to get on the green with the next stroke and then putt for a par with thefollowing play.
The old man hit a long drive, and the ball landed in one of the twosand traps around the hole. Shooting from the sand trap on his secondstroke, he hit a high ball which landed on the green and rolled rightinto the hole!
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Three SistersThree elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a
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As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Thenshe yelled down to the other two sisters and asked,"Was I getting in the tub or out?"
"You dern fool," said the 94 year old. "I'll come upand see." When she got half way up the stairs shepaused. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchentable drinking a cup of tea and thought, "I hope I neverget that forgetful, knock on wood." She shook herhead and called out, "I'll be up to help you both assoon as I see who's at the door."
Card BuddiesTwo elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s.
Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple oftimes a week to play cards. One day they were playinggin rummy and one of them said, "You know, we’vebeen friends for many years and, please don't get mad,but for the life of me, I can't remember your name.Please tell me what itis."
Her friend glared at her. She continued to glare andstare at her for at least three minutes. Finally, she said,"How soon do you need to know?"
I could tell there was a hint of autumn in the air
when my son's football smashed me in the face.
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Take A RestAn eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
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Do You Know the Answers?What should you do if you see a spaceman?
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed manon a unicycle and a welldressed man on a bicycle?
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