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September 5, 2018 Volume 12, Issue 24
If you are age 7 - 107. . . Enjoy Your FREE Copy Of The Orange Peel Gazette
Amusing Stories • Jokes • Puzzles • TriviaCommunity Events and Coupons
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wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. Theywere able to save money on her examinations becausethe doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opee's cousin.Anyway, the appointment took longer than expected,and Opee was late getting to the marina. Luke had been drinking all this time, and was
feeling no pain. When he saw Opee finally walkingdown the pier, he jumped up, staggered to the side ofthe boat to wave to his friend, and nearly fell in! Opeegot there just in time to grab Luke. Thus, it was that O.B. Juan's kin, Opee, saved Luke
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A Wrinkle in Time My husband and I both look very young for our
ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day since we firstlaid eyes on each other in college -- at least, that's whatwe tell each other. Our children have a way of bringingus crashing back to earth. Recently, my husband and I were discussing a man
who was running for public office. "He's a Vietnam Vet," commented my husband. "What's that?" queried our young daughter. Trying to answer the question in terms a four-
year-old could readily grasp, my husband replied,"Well, Honey, that means that the man fought in a warthat happened when Mommy and Daddy were little." Our daughter regarded us both thoughtfully for a
moment, then asked "So, was he a Viking?"
Sea Monsters Two sea monsters were swimming around in the
ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes. Bob, thefirst sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped itover and ate everything on the ship. A little while later, they came up to another ship,
again hauling potatoes. Bob again capsizes the shipand eats everything onboard. The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes
and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything. Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you
keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?" Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help
myself once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat justone potato ship."
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Workaholic As an attorney in a major New Mexico law firm,
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workaholic ways even extended beyond the office. He not only had to leave work early one day because of a medical problem, but was also told by his doctor to stay home until the end of the week. My colleague grudgingly agreed to comply. In the
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