Beforeyoureadthis,IneedyoutoknowhowtopronounceLaCroix.It'simportantthatyousay"lacroy"andnot"lakwah."
Nowthatwe'veclearedthatup,let'sgettotheseriousbusiness.LaCroixsparklingwateristakingovertheworld.Period.OK,well,it'stakingoverourhearts,tastebuds,andrefrigerators.Eachcanisfilledonlywithcarbonatedwaterandnaturalflavors.Noneofthatweirdstuffyoucan'tpronounce,nocalories—justdeliciousness.
I'mclearlyobsessed.ButI'mnotalone!CheckouttheseNewYorkersflockingtoagiganticwallofLaCroixinsideaBrooklynWholeFoods.They'relikekidsinamuchhealthiercandyshop,essentially.
Orgetaloadofthisguy,whorappedabouthisdedicationtothesparklyrefreshmentinadazzlingmusicvideo.
Ifyoucan'trelate,youmustnotbeawareofthedivinebeverage.Fearnot,asI'mabouttolaysomedeep,deepwaterknowledgeuponyou.Sotakeseriousnotes.
Behold,all20flavorsofLaCroix,ranked:
20)CoconutIfyou'relyinginabathingsuitbyalargebodyofwater,Isupposethisisagoodoption.Imean,it'swhatever.
19)LimeSothethingaboutthisflavoristhatwithanactuallimeandsomeofyourfavoritevodka,it'sgreat,butwithoutit'sjustdecent.
18)Pure
Zzzzzz.
17)LaColaIt'slikeasoda,butnotasgood,becauseitdoesn'thaveallthatweirdstuffinit.Butthenyourememberit'snotabsolutelyterribleforyou,soyoufeelbetteraboutyourself.Thatpartisnice.Theymightbeontosomethinghere.
16)CeriseLimón
Thisisoneofthebolderflavors,whichisfun!Cherryandlime,kindofremindsmeofa7-11Slurpee.
15)MuréPepinoYouknowwhentheygiveyoucucumberwateratthosefancyresorts?Thisisalotlikethat,butsparklyandwithahintofblackberry.Basically,it'sfancierfancywater.
14)PeachPear*cough*vodka*cough*It'sdeliciousonit'sown,don'tgetmewrong.Butfromexperience:addvodka.Justsaying.
13)MangoIfyoulikeMango,maybethisisagoodone?I'veheardit'stastyfrommymango-lovingboyfriend,soIkeepthehousestocked.
12)Cran-RaspberryThisflavoristasty,andI'vefoundthatit'seasiertofindatmanystores.Buttheberryflavorissimilarandabittastierstill.
11)MelónPomelo
Cantaloupeandgrapefruitwithbubblesinonecan?Canyousaysummmmerr!?
10)PommeBayáApplesandberriesgalore.ItremindsmeofapplejuiceboxesfromwhenIwasakid,andwhodoesn'tlikethat?
9)PiñaFraise
Pineappleandstrawberries—it'ssupersweet!Honestly,I'dmixanyofthesewithvodka,butthisplusvodkaatyourpartymakesyouthebesthostever.
8)ApricotOmnomnom.It'soneofthe"newer"flavors,butboydotheyhavethisstufffiguredout!
7)KiwiSandíaYouknowthosesourwatermeloncandies,theonesthatarecoveredinatonofsugar?Yeah,thisislikethat.OK,that'satotallie.Butifyoukindofthinkaboutit,it's...not?Justtryitandyou'llunderstand.
6)PamplemousseAgeniusaddedthisflavortothebunch.It'sassimpleasthat.It'salsothemostpopularflavorinNYCWholeFoods,whichisaprettybigdeal.
5)BerryWhatcouldgowronghere.It'sslightlysimilartotheCran-Raspberryflavorbutsomehowworldsbetter.
4)OrangeWhodoesn'tloveagoodorangesoda,amirite?OrangeLaCroixisevenbetterbecauseyourentiremouthdoesn'tturnorangefromthecomboofYellow6andRed40artificialcolorings.
3)PassionfruitActualpassionfruitistotallyweird.Andpassionfruit-flavoredthingscanbesuperfunky.Butwhetherornotthisstufftasteslikerealpassionfruitornot,it'sagiftfromtheheavensabove.
2)LemonStopjudgingandhearmeoutforasecond.Whensomethingsimpleisthatdelicious,whymixitup?LemonLaCroixisbetterthananylemonwateryou'veeverhad.
1)Tangerine
ThoughOrangeLaCroixmadeitallthewaytoNo.4onmylist,theywentandoutdidthemselvesbymakingtangerine.Evenbetter,evenmoremouthwatering,evenmore...I'minlove,alright?ThinkI'mtotallynuts?Tweetmeyourfavorites—@melaniebprice.Butmostimportantly,getoffyourbuttandgogetsomeLaCroix.Cheers!
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