Beforeyoureadthis,IneedyoutoknowhowtopronounceLaCroix.It'simportantthatyousay"lacroy"andnot"lakwah."

Nowthatwe'veclearedthatup,let'sgettotheseriousbusiness.LaCroixsparklingwateristakingovertheworld.Period.OK,well,it'stakingoverourhearts,tastebuds,andrefrigerators.Eachcanisfilledonlywithcarbonatedwaterandnaturalflavors.Noneofthatweirdstuffyoucan'tpronounce,nocalories—justdeliciousness.

I'mclearlyobsessed.ButI'mnotalone!CheckouttheseNewYorkersflockingtoagiganticwallofLaCroixinsideaBrooklynWholeFoods.They'relikekidsinamuchhealthiercandyshop,essentially.

Orgetaloadofthisguy,whorappedabouthisdedicationtothesparklyrefreshmentinadazzlingmusicvideo.

Ifyoucan'trelate,youmustnotbeawareofthedivinebeverage.Fearnot,asI'mabouttolaysomedeep,deepwaterknowledgeuponyou.Sotakeseriousnotes.

Behold,all20flavorsofLaCroix,ranked:

20)CoconutIfyou'relyinginabathingsuitbyalargebodyofwater,Isupposethisisagoodoption.Imean,it'swhatever.

19)LimeSothethingaboutthisflavoristhatwithanactuallimeandsomeofyourfavoritevodka,it'sgreat,butwithoutit'sjustdecent.

18)Pure

Zzzzzz.

17)LaColaIt'slikeasoda,butnotasgood,becauseitdoesn'thaveallthatweirdstuffinit.Butthenyourememberit'snotabsolutelyterribleforyou,soyoufeelbetteraboutyourself.Thatpartisnice.Theymightbeontosomethinghere.

16)CeriseLimón

Thisisoneofthebolderflavors,whichisfun!Cherryandlime,kindofremindsmeofa7-11Slurpee.

15)MuréPepinoYouknowwhentheygiveyoucucumberwateratthosefancyresorts?Thisisalotlikethat,butsparklyandwithahintofblackberry.Basically,it'sfancierfancywater.

14)PeachPear*cough*vodka*cough*It'sdeliciousonit'sown,don'tgetmewrong.Butfromexperience:addvodka.Justsaying.

13)MangoIfyoulikeMango,maybethisisagoodone?I'veheardit'stastyfrommymango-lovingboyfriend,soIkeepthehousestocked.

12)Cran-RaspberryThisflavoristasty,andI'vefoundthatit'seasiertofindatmanystores.Buttheberryflavorissimilarandabittastierstill.

11)MelónPomelo

Cantaloupeandgrapefruitwithbubblesinonecan?Canyousaysummmmerr!?

10)PommeBayáApplesandberriesgalore.ItremindsmeofapplejuiceboxesfromwhenIwasakid,andwhodoesn'tlikethat?

9)PiñaFraise

Pineappleandstrawberries—it'ssupersweet!Honestly,I'dmixanyofthesewithvodka,butthisplusvodkaatyourpartymakesyouthebesthostever.

8)ApricotOmnomnom.It'soneofthe"newer"flavors,butboydotheyhavethisstufffiguredout!

7)KiwiSandíaYouknowthosesourwatermeloncandies,theonesthatarecoveredinatonofsugar?Yeah,thisislikethat.OK,that'satotallie.Butifyoukindofthinkaboutit,it's...not?Justtryitandyou'llunderstand.

6)PamplemousseAgeniusaddedthisflavortothebunch.It'sassimpleasthat.It'salsothemostpopularflavorinNYCWholeFoods,whichisaprettybigdeal.

5)BerryWhatcouldgowronghere.It'sslightlysimilartotheCran-Raspberryflavorbutsomehowworldsbetter.

4)OrangeWhodoesn'tloveagoodorangesoda,amirite?OrangeLaCroixisevenbetterbecauseyourentiremouthdoesn'tturnorangefromthecomboofYellow6andRed40artificialcolorings.

3)PassionfruitActualpassionfruitistotallyweird.Andpassionfruit-flavoredthingscanbesuperfunky.Butwhetherornotthisstufftasteslikerealpassionfruitornot,it'sagiftfromtheheavensabove.

2)LemonStopjudgingandhearmeoutforasecond.Whensomethingsimpleisthatdelicious,whymixitup?LemonLaCroixisbetterthananylemonwateryou'veeverhad.

1)Tangerine

ThoughOrangeLaCroixmadeitallthewaytoNo.4onmylist,theywentandoutdidthemselvesbymakingtangerine.Evenbetter,evenmoremouthwatering,evenmore...I'minlove,alright?ThinkI'mtotallynuts?Tweetmeyourfavorites—@melaniebprice.Butmostimportantly,getoffyourbuttandgogetsomeLaCroix.Cheers!

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