Download - Horse Force Guide
![Page 1: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/1.jpg)
HORSE FORCE
THE TOGETHER GUIDE TO PICKING A GRAND NATIONAL WINNER
![Page 2: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/2.jpg)
![Page 3: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/3.jpg)
Here at Together, the closest we normally get to gambling is shoveling our coppers into the 2p machines at Goose Fair. But even we will cheerfully partake in the hallowed festival of entry-level betting that is the Grand National. On this one day we’d usually brave the bookies, pretend we know what we’re doing and gather to watch our horse gallop its way to inevitable defeat.
This year, however, we’ve tried a different tack, and asked our enlightened twitter followers to share their racing tips. This is the rather splendid result. Proudly presenting Horse Force: the not-entirely-serious Together Guide to the Grand National.
![Page 4: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/4.jpg)
HeI’d go for the horse name
that reminds me most of
an old girlfriend,
who laughed like one.@orphya
![Page 5: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/5.jpg)
heHE
hEHe
![Page 6: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/6.jpg)
![Page 7: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/7.jpg)
Go for the one with the kindest looking eyes.@katetetlow
![Page 8: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/8.jpg)
Make a selection purely based on the name being something topical. So, this year, I’m hoping there’ll be a horse called ‘Burger Legs’.@pictographik
![Page 9: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/9.jpg)
![Page 10: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/10.jpg)
![Page 11: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/11.jpg)
I close my eyes & imagine all of them trampling on my late Grandad’s flower bed. I bet on the one that angers me the least.@Albooth 1st
![Page 12: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/12.jpg)
We’d get the horses drinking Sambuca shots and playing darts. The last horse standing, well that’d be our tip. @Workspace1
![Page 13: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/13.jpg)
![Page 14: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/14.jpg)
We usually just opt for the best kisser. @bottletopdesign
![Page 15: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/15.jpg)
We usually just opt for the best kisser. @bottletopdesign
![Page 16: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/16.jpg)
![Page 17: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/17.jpg)
name sounds like anPreferably one whose
alcoholic beverage.@ OzBurns
![Page 18: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/18.jpg)
Every time a unicorn enters the Grand National it wins. Always go for the horse that won’t show its forehead.
@IzziMcIz
![Page 19: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/19.jpg)
![Page 20: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/20.jpg)
P O O H!
![Page 21: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/21.jpg)
At the dog races I always bet on the greyhound who has just had a poo.
Does that count? @JaredLeftlion
H!
![Page 22: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/22.jpg)
It’s really
important to have a good-looking
jockey.@lynntulloch
![Page 23: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/23.jpg)
It’s really
important to have a good-looking
jockey.@lynntulloch
![Page 24: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/24.jpg)
![Page 25: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/25.jpg)
Go for one that looks calm and sensible. This applies to wives as well as horses.@bilbodad29
![Page 26: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/26.jpg)
Generally I cut out the names of all the runners, in equal sizes, yellow paper with a pink trim, I get a priest to bless them, leave them to settle for 48 hours and then throw them to the wind and whichever returns gets the bet.
Or I go with the name I like.@Kirst laR
![Page 27: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/27.jpg)
![Page 28: Horse Force Guide](https://reader031.vdocument.in/reader031/viewer/2022020503/568c4c1f1a28ab49169ede95/html5/thumbnails/28.jpg)
Thanks to everyone who tweeted us with your tips. We asked and you delivered – in your own special, strange way.
Congratulations to @Albooth, who gallops home with the red rosette and a £30 bet. We regret that Burger Legs will not be running in this year’s race.