A: THE TWELF

IF THEIR WERE 11 ELVES,AND ANOTHER ONE CAME

ALONG, WHAT WOULD HE BE?

Elf on the Shelf Lunch JokesA: WELFY!

WHAT DO YOU CALLA RICH ELF?

$A: A SLEIGH

SANTA RIDES IN A SLEIGH,WHAT DO ELVESRIDE IN?

A: AN ELFEVATOR

WHAT DO ELVESUSE TO GO

FROM FLOORTO FLOOR?

WHO LIVES ATTHE NORTH

POLE, MAKESTOYS AND

RIDES AROUNDIN A PUMPKIN?

A: CINDER-”ELF”-A!

NORTHPOLE

A: ELF-IS PRESLEY

WHAT ELFWAS THEBESTSINGER?

WHY DOESSANTA OWEEVERYTHING

TO THE ELVES?

A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!

A: SHORT BREAD

ELVES MAKESANDWICHES

ON WHICHTYPE OFBREAD?

A: BECAUSE HE IS AN ELF-MADE MAN!

Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 2 A: MINNESODA

WHAT DOSANTA’S ELVES

DRINK?

WHAT IS ANELF’S FAVORITECHRISTMASCAROL?

A: HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY, LITTLE CHRISTMAS.

WHAT KIND OFJOBS DO ELVES

HOLD WHENNOT AT SANTA’S

WORKSHOP?

A: SMALL BUSINESSES!

E

A: MINIATURE GOLF

WHAT IS ANELF’S FAVORITE

SPORT?

A: HE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY

WHENWILLAN ELFARRIVE?

WHY DO ELVESMAKE GOODLISTENERS?

A: THEY ARE ALL EARS

A: HE WANTED TO SLEEP LIKE A LOG!

WHY DID THE ELF PUT HISBED INTO THE FIREPLACE?

WHAT DO ELVES LEARNIN SCHOOL?

A: THE ELFA_BEST

Elf on the Shelf Lunch Jokes, page 3 A: “SMALL WORLD, ISN’T IT?”

HOW DOELVESGREETEACHOTHER?

F

A: HE HAD A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN

WHY DID THE ELFFLUNK OUT OFSCHOOL?

A: JINGLE BILLS!

$ $ $

WHAT KIND OF MONEYDO ELVES USE?

A: “WRAP” MUSIC!

WHAT KINDOF MUSICDO ELVESLIKE BEST?

A: THE ELFFACTORY NERVE

WHAT NERVE ISUSED TO

SENSE ELVES.

WHY DIDSANTA’S

HELPERSEE THE

DOCTOR?

A: BECAUSE HE HAD LOW “ELF” ESTEEMWHY DID THE ELVES

SPELL CHRISTMASN-O-E?

A: BECAUSE SANTA HAD SAID, “NO L!”

SPELLING

N O E

WHAT DIDTHE ELF SAY

WAS THEFIRST STEP

IN USING ACHRISTMASCOMPUTER?

A: “FIRST, YULE LOGon”!