Author's Note: Raise your hand if you have fever! Just woke up and it's around 11pm here. Slept for four hours, huh? I just have to, I'm hungry and have to take meds again. And well, people have been bugging me to write another oneshot, and well since I don't want to sleep yet, here is your one shot, people. I'm too lazy to start writing the next chaptered story. Still enjoying the sembreak, maybe…maybe once my fever is gone. A certain someone has been bugging me for that anyway. :')

I made a random character in this story and first time in a guy's POV so sorry if the narrator sounds gay. Un-femme is not my forte.

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan/Case Closed.

I hate Kudo Shinichi

I, Fukio Daisuke, 17 years of age, a second year high school student of Beika High and the #1 Fan of the Goddess, Miyano Shiho had reasons why I hated Kudo Shinichi. Yes, not all people like or idolize that idiot and good for nothing detective. That guy, just irk me to my very core. I mean, come on, ladies I look better than him; with my always gelled back black locks, my pointed face, with freckles across my nose and chinky black eyes adorn with my round thick frame spectacles, I should be hailed as the Most Handsome in our school. Harry Potter with his round glasses got the hot Ginny Weasley, why could I and I look better than Harry Potter and again Kudo Shinichi.

Now, here am I, inside my room at 8:30 in the evening, about list down the things I hate about Kudo Shinichi. Especially now, that I heard it's official they are now a couple.

1. I hate that Kudo Shinichi flirted with my Shiho.

I heard Kudo flirting once before they got together. The bastard had confessed his feelings but my dear Shiho turned him down. Who would if you spite some cheesy corny lines to a very serious beautiful lady? Before lunch no less, we, I know that healthy food is essential for my goddess. I wish she thinks that me, her loyal fan would never do that to her because we BELONG to each other. Yeah, me and Shiho; Fukio Shiho, isn't that good to your ears?

Anyway, the flirting went like this.

"Shiho, do you have a band aid?" Kudo asked,

My beautiful Shiho only raised an eyebrow, "No, why?"

"I hurt my knee when I fell for you." Kudo answered with a smug smirk (that, I dare say, would drive many stupid ladies insane) on his face.

My Shiho rolled her eyes and walked away.

I only said this in my heart and mind: THAT was supposed to with the Goddess' heart over? Please!

I swore that time, I could feel my victory… but when she turned her back to him and saw a slight pink on my Shiho's indifferent face after that bastard tried to win her over a cheesy line he must read off an elementary magazine, I knew I would be doomed.

I hate Kudo. I hate Kudo. I hate Kudo.

2. I hate that Kudo Shinichi broke my previous crush's heart, Mouri Ran.

Who the hell in his right mind would turn Mouri Ran down for Pete's sake? Just look at her sweet smile and gentle face and I heard she has a great body, maybe not the level of my Goddess Shiho but still, sexy lady will always be sexy lady. Real men did not resist those. Yeah, that stupid and asexual Kudo Shinichi did anyway. They've been together ever since they were kids, everyone expected them to be together, marry and have 12 sickeningly good looking kids! Why does he have to turn her eyes to my Shiho?!

It was raining outside when Kudo and that other detective from Osaka hang out in the nearby café from Kudo's house. I heard that he's just dropping by before he went back to Osaka. I happen to be sitting behind them when this tanned dude talked to Kudo.

"Oi, Kudo… I heard from Kazuha that neechan called her crying. What in the world did you do this time?"

Neechan? Who is this neechan? I mentally asked.

Kudo sighed. "So, that's why Sonoko slapped the hell out of me yesterday."

Oh, her. Mouri Ran.

Hattori Heiji said nothing, so Kudo added. "And Mikiyo-san broke my ribs."

"Mikiyo?" Hattori asked.

"Oh, right… Ran has this group of…uh, girlfriends in school and Mikiyo is as Taekwondo black belt."

Hattori hissed in what supposed to be from pain.

At first, I asked myself, What did this jerk do to Ran-san?!

Kudo ran his fingers through his raven hair. "We've been together since middle school, and I think this is the first time I saw Mikiyo-san angry…"

"What did you expect? You broke her friend's heart." Hattori said.

Kudo just chuckled. The nerve of this guy, chuckling after he made Ran cry!

"You are not here, ordered by Kazuha, to beat the hell out me right?"

"Pfft, yeah right… Let the girls handle their problem" Hattori shrugged.

Kudo sipped his coffee in response.

"Though, a punch on the stomach won't hurt." Hattori added and grinned. Kudo just had to glared at his tanned friend.

"Che. You know I had to."

Hattori's grinned grew even wider. "Miyano-san"

Kudo sighed. "I'm in love with her, I know it and I don't what to do. Consulting elementary students how to confess to a girl didn't help at all. That line was just plain corny."

Hattori laughed at this.

My brain had processed it.

Okay, I heard his cheesy line the other day but…still… hearing it from him…Kudo was in love with my princess and he turned my other princess down. That was too much from me. First, he rejected the sweetest girl I've ever met and then now he wanted to win over the most beautiful girl I've ever loved? I had enough!

"MAYBE I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!"

Ok, what was that yell?

I didn't realized it was me who stood from where I was sitting and shouted at the two confused males.

"Fukio-san?" Kudo asked. I just had to run away from there. I didn't care that it was raining heavily outside.

Damn.

3. I hate that Kudo Shinichi looks at my Shiho THAT way.

Who knows what Kudo is thinking about when he gazes at my Shiho, right? He is a man. Are you a man? If you are, you must get my point here, right? If you aren't why don't you asked your brother, your father or your boyfriend. But if you are free, how about a date with me tonight, baby?

Who am I kidding? I only love Miyano Shiho. I couldn't do that to her. She might get angry at me.

It was the day that I had been waiting for eternity, the day when my princess finally and calmly snapped at Kudo. Again, this happened before lunch and they were back at the spot where Kudo failed to ask her out with a cheesy line. A serious looking Shiho, followed by a bored looking yet pouting Kudo Shinichi. I knew this was going to be a terrible fight, I always follow my Queen every lunch, I hid behind a tree, to overhear everything.

"Kudo-kun, don't you get it? You belong to Mouri-san. We can't be together, you love her not me. So, please stop putting love letters on my locker." My princess said, glaring at him.

I watched as Kudo gazed at Shiho's beautiful eyes.

Shiho kept talking on how Ran and he belong together, how she hated it when Kudo send her sweet messages, how she thought Kudo would want to be with Ran and she kept on talking on, and on, and on without noticing that Kudo was not listening to her.

I kept watching the bastard's eyes as their gaze moved from her eyes to her soft lips, to the area where my princess' shoulder meets her neck, to her shoulder length hair, then to her eyes again.

What was that with that longing expression his pathetic face?

"Kudo, were you even listening?"

Kudo was silent before answering, "No."

My princess muttered something like she was wasting her time before walking away.

I seethed and whispered shouted more to myself. "What was that look you gave to my princess?! Pervert!"

I followed him after that, we still have time for out afternoon classes starts. I followed him to the shower room and guess what, I think he's taking a nice cold shower, and there are now steams if he was taking a hot shower (I knew it!).

I went out and was glad at my apparent new information. Who could have thought that Kudo Shinichi can get turned on just by looking? And there was a rumor before that he can be pretty dense. Maybe my princess doesn't like pervert guys? Well, who likes them anyway?

4. I hate that Kudo is blessed with unfairly, ridiculously, good looks (according to women). GOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

It was now official, after that talk Kudo had with Hattori Heiji in café, he asked Miyano Shiho again and this time as I heard it, he booked the whole restaurant for them and ask her out and guess, what, she agreed. I was sulking for a day now and was in heaven when I wandered along and I found Ran and her female friends having a small picnic at Beika Park. Hey, maybe one of them, especially Ran would go out with me. I eyed them one by one. Miyako, Honoka, Ryo, Sonoko and of course, Ran. They were all so pretty! Look at them all! Angels of the modern day!

I ran to them. I literally ran to them.

"-come on, you guys! Don't get me wrong, but Kudo Shinichi is a good catch!" Honoko-girl-something said. "Handsome, obviously, smart, too..."

Then I stopped running.

Damn it.

"His body. Does he work out?" Ryo commented.

"Shinichi…Shinichi is different. He's always there when you need him, like a…knight in shining armor." That was Ran. MY Ran.

Damn it. Damn it.

"Oh come on! It is Kudo! What do you all see in him anyway? He is a grumpy brat, nothing more!" Sonoko scowled. Oh, I love you Suzuki Heiress. I love you.

"I think he is scary, you know, with his serious face…but…"Miyako blushed hard.

"He is hot. Period." Honoka said. "But… he only sees Miyano Shiho."

"Okay, so the question is, what kind of girl doesn't want to jump him?" the hot tanned-girl Ryo, whom I found not really that hot anymore, concluded; averting the topic of Kudo and my princess in front of Ran.

DAMN IT.

I had to calm myself with a simple thought that they were all just girls, humans. Kudo might have better looks compared to his idiotic friends so it was kind of natural if they all are ogling him, but…

Shiho wasn't dating Kudo because of his good looks, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?

But then... that time when I finally got the courage to asked Shiho why she was in love with the asshole, I got my 1000th heart break.

"Mi—Miyano-san?" I called.

"Yes?"

My princess wasn't giving me a full attention as her eyes kept watching Kudo play soccer during P.E. and kicking other team's asses. Sports Festival is coming near so they have to train a lot. Kudo, instead of wearing the prescribed P.E. uniform, wore the soccer uniform given by his favorite soccer player. (Although, I was pretty sure the reason why he wore that was only to show off. Arrogant prick!)

Anyway, I hated that there were some kind of awe in those cerulean eyes! Why would she look at Kudo, who was playing and showing off-ly (I couldn't even form a proper word!) in such admiration?

I just had to asked again. "Mi-Miyano-san, why are you even in love with that guy?"

I thought I was going to die when she looked at me with her eyes, not by its beauty because of her indifference and to be honest, I'm afraid to approached let alone talk to her before, but after a minute I was in cloud 9 for Miyano Shiho, graced me with her smile, though small, still it is a smile.

"Who wouldn't fall in love with that idiot in that soccer outfit?" Miyano Shiho replied, jerking her thumb to where Kudo was playing in his soccer outfit.

The nest day, I went to the sewing club in school.

"Hey! I need you to sew me a soccer uniform too just like Kudo Shinichi's!

5. I hate that Kudo Shinichi's mother is already planning her son's and Miyano Shiho's wedding.

I went to this newly opened French Restaurant in our neighborhood and just my luck Kudo and his family along with Miyano Shiho and some fat old geezer was there too, and their table was next to ours. They didn't seem to notice me, so I just listened to their conversation.

"So, Shin-chan…when is the wedding?" His mom asked, giggling in the process. Kudo turned beat red while Shiho just sipped her wine silently.

"Mom, what the hell are you talking about?" Kudo hissed at her. His father smiled inwardly and that old geezer laughed.

"Oh come on, Shin-chan! I know you two will end in a church anyway! Just tell me when…" His mom whined and pouted when his son ignored her. She turned her attention to Shiho.

"How about you, Shiho-chan? When do you want your wedding to happen?" She asked at the gracefully eating girl. She looked at her for a while then turned to Kudo and grinned before replying.

"After graduation." She said. What? After grad—That's only like a year away! Kudo's eyes bulged out if its socket as his father congratulated him.

"Congratulations, son."

"Wha—I haven't even proposed yet!" Kudo exclaimed and now glaring at his girlfriend of one week. So, Shiho is just playing with him but that only means she do have plan to marry him someday, right?

"Oh, shush, Shin-chan! Now, Shiho-chan, what color for your theme?"

"Red"

"Roses, Carnation or Tulips?"

"White Lilies."

"Maggie Sottero or Vera Wang?"

"Vera Wang."

Kudo's mother's eyes twinkled before asking her next question.

"Where's and how long is the honeymoon?"

"Paris…One month."

For a month? Okay… this is too much. Next thing I know, my vision turned black at the information and apparently. I fainted.

Yes, definitely I hate Kudo Shinichi.

A/N: Wow, it's already 3AM here? Got to go now and sleep, my head is well pounding again, and I think I can hit 39°C for my fever later. Sucks to be sick and suck the cold weather. I can't believe there's a storm here just two months away from Christmas. It's not even the rainy season. Rate and Review.

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Author's Note: Another oneshot! Hope you guys enjoy this, just have to post this before I went to sleep!

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan/Case Closed.

Epiphany

"Ne, Kudo…" Hattori Heiji whispered, while the others chewed their lunch peacefully.

It was a normal Monday in Tokyo University, though normally, the girls, namely Shiho, Ran, Kazuha, Aoko and Sonoko would hang out with them and talk non-stop (well, except of course, for Shiho) about what's in and out in the fashion industry, how the chocolate she ate last night has 300 calories in it etc. but for today, and thankfully they decided (out of Shiho's will) to have a girl's lunch date in the newly opened restaurant to blocks away from the university, giving the boys some "manly time".

"Oi, Kudo!" Hattori said getting closer to Shinichi as he tried to tell him something.

Shinichi ignored him and quietly munched on his bread. Hattori nudged the detective of the east with his elbow and raised his eyebrows, the others unaware of his behavior.

Shinichi kept ignoring him but it did not help; Hattori just kept nudging him. He could feel his temper rising. 'If this idiot doesn't stop,' he thought, feeling his veins popping out, 'I swear he won't be able to chew for days.'

"Ku~do Shi~ni~chi" he sang as the others finally noticed his annoying attempts to bother Shinichi.

"Damn it,Kudo!" He cried trying to make himself look piteous, "I just want to ask you a simple question!"

He finally turned to his detective of the west somewhat idiot friend with a glare. It might be girls-free day but this idiot was just getting on his nerves. Can't a guy eat his lunch peacefully around here?

"What the hell do you want?!" He finally answered.

"Who's prettier Mouri or Miyano?" He asked, straight to the point.

This made him spit his juice out, while the others just sighed since it was normal for Hattori to ask something like this, how he got Kazuha to date him, they don't know. Shinichi sat still as a shiver ran through his body as he thought of the person associated with the name.

"That is some kind of foolish question, Hattori, of course, no offense to Mouri-san though, but Miyano-kun is beyond pretty, everyone knows that, she's…a goddess. She wouldn't be hailed as the Miss Tokyo U last month, if she's not, right? Mouri… well, she's pretty alright but she's kind of… you know, boyish?" Kaito reasoned out, while chewing on his cheeseburger. Hakuba, Eisuke and Sera (though, she's a girl, she prefers to hang out with the boys) nodded, agreeing at his statement.

"Well, as you know," Eisuke Hondo chimed in, while an image of Mouri Ran appeared in his mind. "It's not only about Mouri-san's boyish attitude that make her beautiful, but her bubbly and nice personality."

"Hey, Hondo," Hattori called with a smirk, "I never said beautiful."

Eisuke instantly blushed and tried to cover it as he chugged down his lunch. Kudo Shinichi tried to scoot away from the others in order to avoid the question but was immediately caught by Kaito. Hattori turned to him and caught his collar.

"What about you, Kudo?" Kaito asked. "It's Miyano-kun, huh?"

"What!" Hattori exclaimed as he got up and harshly pointed a finger at him. "I always thought you like Mouri-"

Shinichi, already irritated at his idiotic he called friends, especially Hattori, who started all of this this, threw a juice box at his way. Hattori gladly catch it and downed it all in one sip.

"Look," he said. "I don't want to get involved in this stupid conversation of yours!"

"Yep, it's Miyano-kun alright." Kaito concluded, slightly taunting him to admit who it was and Shinichi glared at him.

"Yeah, right!" He scoffed with his arms crossed tightly on his chest.

"Then it must be Mouri, after all you're head over heels with her before!" Hattori yelled with beaming eyes, as he thought Shinichi and Ran kissing under a tree.

"No!" he denied as he walked away.

"It's Miyano-kun," Kaito suggested again, while the others nodded as they enjoyed Shinichi get annoyed by the second. He turned and walked back to them.

"She's. Not. Pretty!" He looked at everyone as they shook their heads in disbelief.

"She's just..." He tried to explain but couldn't go further.

"Hot?" Kaito offered.

"Beautiful?" Hakuba also offered.

"One fine piece of-" This time it was Eisuke who had 'accidentally' elbowed him in his gut.

"Shiho" Sera suggested which made everyone including Shinichi turn to her.

'That's right,' he thought as flashes of Shiho appeared in his head:

Shiho glaring at him as he nearly burnt the kitchen for "cooking", Shiho dragging him around the shopping area, Shiho attending to him when he got fever, Shiho helping him by sending hints here and there, solve a case faster than before, Shiho giving him her Christmas present which is a Rolex watch, Shiho saying "I love you" to him, then adding "just kidding" in the end…

To him, those words didn't even fit Shiho. She was more than pretty or beautiful. She wasn't even all those words combined together. No words can ever define or describe Shiho to him. She was just...

"Aw fuck!" He yelled and rushed out the door, leaving everyone surprised.

"Yup," Kaito started again as he noticed the red tinged on Shinichi's cheeks. They all laugh seeing their friend all embarrassed to the point that he has to cuss.

"It's her." They all chorused.

He grabbed all his things he would possible need tonight and headed to Shiho's dorm, they were having a study session that afternoon and if fate would have it, maybe he would crash in her dorm and sleep there. Thankfully, the owner of the dorm knows him and would allow him to sleep in a girl's dorm. He could feel his heart flutter annoyingly every time an image of Shiho appeared in his mind. As corny as it sounds, he never felt this kind of sickness before. Did he just now realize that that's how Shiho is in his eyes? He yelled, dismissing any thoughts or feelings. He ran fast to get to her dorm, she's probably still stuck with the girls but he has a key to her dorm, he'll try to get some sleep, maybe he'll forget and thought this sickness will eventually pass.

When Shiho opened the door to her dorm and she was not shock to see Kudo Shinichi drooling on her pillow. She scrunched her eyebrows and let him sleep for a while as she changed her clothes. Earlier this afternoon was a disaster for her, she didn't know that after lunch Sonoko would dragged them to an eat-all-you can cake buffet.

"Seriously, those carbs will stick in my body for the whole year…" She thought as she shook Shinichi to wake up.

"Oi, Kudo-kun… wake up if you want to get something done before you fail for tomorrow's test…" She uttered, and upon hearing his name, he slowly opened his eyes just to see the girl of his dreams. Literally.

"Y-You!" He yelled lamely at her as he moved away from her until he hit the headboard of her bed.

"Get. Out. Of. My. Head.!" He enunciated as he hug the pillow he was drooling on, like Shiho was some kind of rapist.

"Who would want to be in your head?" She replied monotonously, and raised an eyebrow at his sudden outburst.

A moment passed when he finally calmed down and collected himself as he disentangled himself on her sheets, while Shiho looked at him with narrowed eyes. He instantly felt guilty for shouting upon seeing her face when she didn't even know anything. He looked away with a scowl and apologized. Her features softened a bit as she took a step closer to him.

"What's wrong, Kudo-kun?" She asked her eyes full of concern. Shinichi was shocked to say at the least, at the sudden change of heart.

Shinichi just scoffed and look down at her, contemplating whether or not he should tell her. A few more moments passed until he started talking.

"I'm just annoyed," he finally said, looking at her and she urged him to go on.

"I mean, Hattori and Kaito wouldn't shut up about me admitting that you were be-" he stopped. He could feel his face heating up.

"Be...?" She repeated with a raised eyebrow.

"B-Beautiful" he muttered as he crossed his arms.

She was clearly taken back; shock spreading through her face, but only for a second before she coughed and offered him a smirk.

"So?" She nudged him on his ribs playfully, while he looked away.

"'So' what?"

"What did you say?" She asked slowly, waiting patiently with a grin on her face.

"I-" he began as he fidgeted.

"Why should I tell you?!" He exclaimed.

"Just tell me, will you…" Already frustrated but remained calm.

"I-I said, you were alright," he lied. "That there wasn't really anything special!"

'Yep,' he thought. 'Keep denying it Shinichi.'

"Really," her grin dropping slightly and was replaced with an annoyed expression.

"Yeah," he continued, oblivious at the strong "aura" coming from her, while he made himself believe at the words coming from himself, "And look at yourself! I mean, you look sick, with your pale skin and have you seen your-"

He stopped and noticed that she was already holding a knife in her hands, murdering aura spilling around her. He gulped as she looked up at him with an evil aura and a face that said 'Keep going'; her eyebrows twitched in full annoyance. He froze and swallowed hard.

"…legs its nothing compared to Ran's athletic one…!" he continued lamely, trying to save himself, sweat falling on his brows. Yup. He just dug his own grave. Save me, God!

"Oh really? Then why don't you go now and look for Mouri's athletic legs!" She calmly but deadly said as she cornered Shinichi with her knife and the wall behind him.

"W-Wait! Shiho! I was only kidding!" He shrieked as he furiously sprinted out the door.

A/N: Whoooo… I wish Shinichi can escape that. Please Review!

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