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An Anthology Lauding

TheFarcical HypocrisyOf The:

Maranatha Bible Society

And It’s Founder:Richard Edward Rhoades

Written By:Allan Lewicki



oe!s for the Honor " #loryOf

The $ost Farcical uddleOf

%eligious &iarrheaTo

'(er &efile the Face of the 'arth

The

Maranatha Bible Society

And in Lo(ing $e!oryOf It’s Founder:

Richard Edward Rhoades

And His Faithful &isciples:

Dale H. Koller

Scot L. Kirland

Kenneth D. Brandt



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er!ission to copy !ay /e attained /y re0uesting in writing1and per!ission granted in writing2 fro! the author:

Allan Lewicki34-- Thornton &r5ar!a1 Ohio ..-+4

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farce Farce FA%)'An Anthology Lauding

TheFarcical Hypocrisy

Of The:$aranatha Bi/le 6ociety

And Its Founder:%ichard 'dward %hoades

Allan Lewicki

Li/rary of )ongress )ontrol 7u!/er: +,-.4-,8,-

rinted in the 9nited 6tatesFirst rinting: une1 +,-.



reface"

The reason I a! so down of this fellowship is not /ecause Idisagree with the! on doctrine ;e(en though I do<1 it is /ecause

they are such stupendous1 colossal1 !onu!ental1 stinking

FARCES !!

Being a/le to understand the a/o(e is not at all difficult5 =ouneed to know a/solutely nothing a/out Theology2 you need toknow a/solutely nothing a/out religion1 you need to knowa/solutely nothing a/out )hristianity>you don’t e(en ha(e toknow the Bi/le5 The only re0uisite knowledge is to ha(e aco!prehension of ?ust one word in the 'nglish language>Farce.

There are two areas of the profession of the $aranatha Bi/le6ociety that esta/lishes these people as #old lated Farces1 andBOTH of the! are their funda!ental1 /asis1 essential1 planks of Foundational &octrine ;these two points are replete throughouttheir pu/lications<:

@ Anything and e(erything that is held to /e true of an

a/solute necessity $96T /e supported /y a Thus 6aith the LO%&5

@ The CD is erfect and Inerrant2 the translators thereof were as inspired as any of the Old Testa!ent rophets5

%eferencing the a/o(e two points:

oint #ne"

These people tout the!sel(es a/out their sound doctrine5They tout the!sel(es a/out their sound !ind5 They toutthe!sel(es on their rightly word di(iding>and they TO9Tthe!sel(es on reaching the #ospel5



The #ospel they preach is not ohn 8:-E1 it is -st )orinthians-:8G. ;n 8:- is the #ospel of the Cingdo!1 I )or -:8G. is the#ospel of the #race of #od>this is 7OT a !atter of disagree!ent<

To !aintain perfect clarity ;this is not ?ust a 0uote1 this is copy" paste<

- )or -:8. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received,

how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;

And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day

according to the scriptures:

Take (ery austere attention to the last four words of /oth

(erses$%accordin& to the scri't(res)

Back to Farceology1 Farceis!1 Farceanetics>or ?ust plain FarceFarceFarce a< #i(en that the $B6 is soooo ada!ant concerningdoctrine /eing supported /y a Thus saith the LO%&1 and /< thelast four words of I )or -:81 and the last four words of I )or -:.>

6o!e/ody>Any/ody>show !e in A*+,H-* written /y thelate %ichard '5 %hoades ;%e(5 Holy Farce hi!self<>in ALL of his printed!aterial1 in ALL of his (ideo tapes1 in ALL of his audiotapes1 in anything produced /y his three stooges Cen Brandt1 &ale Collerand &a(id &oyle>where the #ospel is e(er preached>Accordin& to the

Scri't(res

oint ,wo"

%,he Kin& /a0es Bible is erfect and -nerrant) A*D

%,he translators thereof were -ns'ired)

These people !ake a great /ig fuss a/out the 6 in #eneses -:+ /eing an upper case 65 They !ake a great /ig fuss a/out the 6 in-st )orinthians -+:-8 /eing an upper case 6>

'(idently1 those are the only two places that capitaliJation !atters



To wit: If %ichard '5 %hoades 0uotes 6cripture2 it is !ore thenlikely corrupted /y his alterations of capitaliJation5 =essiree>erfect and inerrant

Besides the personal pronouns2 He1 Hi! and His1 /elow are so!eof the words that %5'5%5 likes to correct the translators of the Cing a!esBi/le in relation to their application of capitaliJation:

• Word

• #ospel

• Truth

• 6criptures

• 6pirit ;lower case changed to upper case<

A/o(e are ?ust %5'5%5’s routine1 nor!al1 e(eryday corruptions5The !ost egregious corruption1 defile!ent1 profaning1 (ulgar1 etc5corrections %e(5 Holy Farce !akes are in the /elow three (erses:

• E'hesians 1"12

• E'hesians 3"24

• - ,hessalonians 3"5

%ichard '5 %hoades preaches ser!ons1 writes /ooks1 records (ideo a/out theupper case or lower case of the 6 in #en -:+ andI )or -+:-85

Then Kin& Farce will turn right around and change the H

Henry &JicJkowski1 an 'lder of the $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety1and pro/a/ly the !ost stalwart disciple of %5 '5 %hoades1 has saidTo !e>his lips to !y ears ;paraphrase<:

“There are no upper case or lower case in Hebrew or Greek,

therefore it is up to the individual believer to assign capitalization.

I have the liberty to do this”



He liked to alter word of #od1 or word of the Lord to Word of #od1etc5 I ha(e written in detail !y opinion of this person1 ?ust #oogle Henry&JicJkowski5

Henry /itch6Cow6Si 7D8ic8owsi 6 olish9

Hiyea itch old /ud old pal1 howKs your farceass /een%eady for your trip1 the trip that you did winHow soon you will /e gone I canKt really sayToo soon for your du!/ ass1 doesnKt !atter if you prayWill you go with Cen and &ale Or will you go alone

&oesnKt !atter either1 you three will weep and !oanTisktisk you stinking Farce1 think IK! full of shitAfter se(en years1 your ass goes in the itBehold three Farcecateers1 go and take a standM6e(en years youKll ha(e1 in the ro!ised Land#unna take your 6hield of Faith Take it on your tripTwo Witnesses you will see555think youKre really hipIn se(en years I will /e /ack1 co!e looking for your hide=ou will know that it is !e2 on a White Horse I will rideThere is a Lake out yonder1 through your ass right inLake of Fire1 stupid shit1 for you and your two twins

MCen BrandtKs $otto



In Honor of %ichard 'dward %hoadesThe Torch Barer of 'ly!as Bar?esus

Le&acy of Richard Edward Rhoades

A poe! for the Legacy1 of %ichard 'dward %hoadesThe NHolyHolyN Father1 of %hoadesKs 6TI7CI7# ToadsMCing Farce put forth his N&octrineN1 so!ething he in(entedNrogressi(e %e(elationN %eally 6o !uch caca well fer!ented)a!e across as such a N6ageN1 to who! this was re(ealed

Feists this on his fellowship1 this caca then congealedAn additional concoction1 of this o!niscient FA%)'N%ightly Word &i(idingN1 pulls this fro! his arseAll the Bi/leKs TO you1 and so!e of it is FO% you

7eed to studystudy1 to understand this dodooAll this sound sound doctrine1 is posted on the We/The purpose of this poe!1 is to !ake this caca e//

)all up AlLewicki1 read his Nlo(eydo(eyN BlogsThinks &usty %hoads his fellowship1 are a /unch of 6TI7CI7# HO#6

MThe $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety

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,oadyland!

All the Toads in Toadytown1 know who is their CingHeKs %ichard 'dward %hoades1 of hi! they all do singThey sing the Toady song1 they sing it oh so loudThey let e(ery/ody know1 theyKre in the Toady crowd



ToadytownKs the )apital1 of Toady Toadyland&ale Coller is High riest1 and KWicky he is /anned'(eryone in Toadyland1 is one of %hoadesKs ToadsThey all go worship &usty1 they tra(el in /us loads

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,he :os'el: of Richard E. Rhoades

Why a! so down On %ichard 'dward %hoadesWhy a! I so down On his flock of NholyN ToadsMItKs /ecause of his Farce gospel1 only half of it is true

ItKs /ecause of his Farce gospel555per(ersion he does spew-st )orinthians aul wrote1 the #ospel it containsBelie(e aulKs only #ospel1 or suffer HellKs eternal pains)hapter fi(e plus ten1 (erses three and four NAccording to the scripturesN1 nothing less and nothing !oreNAccording to the scripturesN e(ery chapter e(ery (erseIf you /elie(e another gospelM1 then fro! #od you are accursedThe chapters and the (erses1 were unknown to Farce %hoadesAnd his holy holy fellowship a flock of stinking Toads

MThe $aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyM#al -:EGQ

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Dale Koller;s -dol

&usty %hoades the reacher1 &usty %hoades the 6aint&usty %hoades so Holy1 Ha What else that he ?ust ainKt&usty %hoades the Farce1 &usty %hoades the Fool&usty %hoades $aggot1 his doctrine is /ut stool%ichard 'dward %hoades1 /iggest FA%)' IK(e e(er !et)orrupts the Word of #od1 with LI'6 he is /eset

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F6A6R6C6E

Fi(e letters has the word1 FA%)'The $otto of a clu/1 and 6osyitteeMTheyKre farcers of great Farces1 they farce all day longWhen they get together1 they sing the FarcerKs songTheir resident is CenM1 FA%)' personified6tepped in for &usty %hoades1 when the old Farce diedThen thereKs &ale Hudson CM1 and his /oso! /uddy 6cotMTwo Farces of a kind1 with Farces they are fraughtFarce farce farce And farce farce farce again6ay the FarcerKs prayer555shout farce farce a!en

M$aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyMCenneth &a(id BrandtM&ale H Coller

M6cot Lee Cirkland

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FARCE!!!

FA%)' Of all the words known unto !an&escri/es a Fellowship1 a Holy Holy )lan ;ha<6o who is a FA%)' A stinking pile of shit%hoadesKs Holy Toads1 so well does that word fitThese Farces got their start1 not to long agoM%ichard 'dward %hoades1 of all !ankind the foe)a!e across so holy1 so austere1 and so di(ineTook up fro! 'ly!as 65 Bar?esus1 his office and his (ine

&octrine &octrine &octrine If that ainKt the /iggest FA%)'roclai!ed with all his !ight1 the Bi/le he would parse6o he died and went to Hell1 took up in his steadCenneth &a(id Brandt1 on the Word of #od he treadaul wrote a (erse of 6cripture1 these Toads it sure does fitHis letter unto Titus1 on the head the nail he hitDerse siRteen to /e eRact1 of chapter nu!/er oneust wait se(en years1 %hoadesKs Toads will /e all done


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F6A6R6C6E

FA%)'1 a word I use a lot

)onnected with a Fellowship1 and the NdoctrineN theyK(e /egotWhat NdoctrineN do they preach A doctrine pure and soundThe #ospel preached /y aul1 /ut Nthe scripturesN theyK(e1 not found



-st )orinthians aul wrote1 the #ospel it containsBelie(e aulKs only #ospel1 or suffer HellKs eternal pains)hapter fi(e plus ten1 (erses three and four NAccording to the scripturesN1 nothing less and nothing !oreNAccording to the scripturesN e(ery chapter e(ery (erseIf you /elie(e another gospelM1 then fro! #od you are accursed%ichard 'dward %hoades1 this gospel he has !ai!ed'ight words he does forget1 and upon the Truth a stainThe chapters and the (erses1 were unknown to Farce %hoadesAnd his NholyN fellowship a flock of stinking Toads

M+ )or --:. #al -:E

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,he Le&acy of Richard E Rhoades.<

Hello !y na!e is hyllis1 IK! &usty %hoadesKs eRHis fat ass I left1 we stopped ha(ing seRI !arried hi! /ecause1 /ecause I thought that IKd /e rich

But his dick got li!p1 so I threw hi! in a ditch=es I should ha(e known1 he was WA= too old for !eThree plus twenty years1 his ?unior that I /eThe ill was not in(ented1 Diagra is the na!eFat old &usty %hoades2 his dick went li!p and la!e

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Farces = la 0ode

Hypocrisy Hypocrisy Hypocrisy and LiesBut Oh so Holy Holy1 Truth they do despiseIK! talking K/out a )ult1 a Fellowship of Fools&usty %hoades the founder1 of this flock of $ules



&usty %hoades is dead1 /ut his $ules do carry onFarces S la !ode1 they are 6atinKs spawn

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-n Honor of D(sty Rhoades

I was a !e!/er of1 a religious flock of foolsHoly Holy 6aints Ha A religious heard of !ulesTheir founder was so wise Or so he ca!e acrossreached a gospel oh so pure1 of doctrine he was /oss

But e(er e(er slowly1 oh so graduallyI /egan to see555what he preached was /lasphe!y%ichard 'dward %hoades1 the /iggest FA%)' IK(e e(er !etAnd his Flock of FarcesM555the! I will forget


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,r(th *ot >elco0ed Here

I was once a !e!/er1 of a Holy Holy 6ectM)lai!ed to preach the #ospel1 NTruthN they did protectBut gradually I saw1 Hypocrisy and Lies

7ow this NHolyN 6ect the! I do despise%ichard 'dward %hoades1 was the founder of this )rock

A Holy )rock of 6hit His Holy Holy Flock %hoadesKs Holy Toads1 is what I call the! nowFarces Farces Farces Truth they donKt allow




>ord Association ,est

I will say a word1 then tell !e what you think First thought into your !ind1 say it in a /link Okay IKll take your test1 pro(e that I a! saneIKll tell you what I think1 e(en if itKs la!eLetKs get started now1 say a word or twoWhat pops into !y !ind1 IKll relate to you&ale Hudson Coller Farceass pile of shit6cotty 6cotty Cirkland A person with no wit

Cenneth &a(id Brandt &og shit al a !ode%ichard 'dward %hoades Holy Holy Toad

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(re Baro?(e

I wish I was a Toad1 so I could go to ToadylandIKd !eet &usty %hoades1 /e a !e!/er of his clan&ale Coller will /e there1 he would show !e howHow to /e a Toad1 and get !arried to a sowAnd 6cotty Cirkland I will !eet1 IKll listen to hi! croak IKll croak right along1 weKll croak in pure /aro0ueAll of %hoadesKs Toads1 will welco!e !e to stayAnd that /addy /addy KWicky1 he will go away

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re@ision Lies Hy'ocrisy

If there e(er was a !an1 that IK! glad that he is deadItKs %ichard 'dward %hoades1 /ecause of e(erything heKs said



But itKs what he &I&7NT say1 that hi! I do re?ectAnd the erfect CD555this he would correctHe cast a !agic spell1 upon his flock so dear With his sound sound doctrine1 preached gar/age in their ear The per(ersions that he !ade1 no one see!ed to careHis preaching was so grand1 his preaching was so fair 'ly!as 65 Bar?esus1 he took up in his steadre(ision Lies Hypocrisy1 this his flock he fedWhat he &I&7KT preach1 is spoken of /y aulNAccording to the scripturesNM1 he 7'D'% preached at all

-st )or -:8".

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re@ision Lies Hy'ocrisy

If there e(er was a !an1 that IK! glad that he is deadItKs %ichard 'dward %hoades1 /ecause of e(erything heKs saidBut itKs what he &I&7NT say1 that hi! I do re?ectAnd the erfect CD555this he would correctHe cast a !agic spell1 upon his flock so dear With his sound sound doctrine1 preached gar/age in their ear The per(ersions that he !ade1 no one see!ed to careHis preaching was so grand1 his preaching was so fair

'ly!as 65 Bar?esus1 he took up in his steadre(ision Lies Hypocrisy1 this his flock he fedWhat he &I&7KT preach1 is spoken of /y aulNAccording to the scripturesNM1 he 7'D'% preached at all

-st )or -:8".



Kenneth Da@id Brandt

&ear lo(eydo(ey Cenny1 %hoadesKs fa(orite Toad&id you pray for !e &oes this poe! goad ;Luke E:+Q<=essiree /e Bi/lical Like the #ood Book saysray holy holy prayers1 for you this is a wiJBe in all your glory1 take a stand so /old ;Titus -:4<Holding fast the faithful word1 the ones that youK(e /een toldTeach !e /y eRa!ple1 straighten !y ass outCD is NerfectN1 ha(e you any dou/t

6oon weKre going to see1 who is wrong and who is rightLike aul said unto Ti!1 Fight the Holy Fight ;- Ti! E:-+<6o Cenny Cenny NsaintN555lo(eydo(ey Farce=ou and &usty %hoades1 kiss !y holy arse

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Last Farce oe0

FA%)'6 was the su/?ect1 of poe!s I did writeI need a change of (enue1 get you out of !ind and sightThis rhy!e I write will /e !y last1 last rhy!e a/out this stoolThey can go their !erry way1 go swi! in &aleKs pool&ale Hudson Coller1 6cot Lee Cirkyland%ichard 'dward %hoades1 three FA%)'6 of a clan

I wonKt forget K/out Cenny1 Cenny Farceass Brandtuote the 6criptures pure and clean5557o he canKtThen thereKs &a(id &oyle555Fecesonastick Holy Holy &a(e &ustyKs ass he licked



&ufuss erry dufuss itch1 the dufuss twins for sureToo du!/ to know the ti!e of day555Farceass du!/ !anure6o I say farewell1 fro! the FA%)'6 I depart6hould you co!e to !ind555I will /low a fart

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,he Le&acy of Richard Edward Rhoades.3

A cesspoolM is a tank1 that holds a lot of shitHo!e of &usty %hoades1 hi! it sure does fitWhat is it K/out this Farce1 that !akes hi! such a turd

He was a lying hypocrite555per(erted #odKs True WordHe ca!e across as holy5 Ha As holy as a !uleAnd the gospel that he preached1 so !uch stinking stoolAs ti!e went on he died1 died and went to Hell&ale Coller carries on1 still under &ustyKs spell

Maka The $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety

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,he Le&acy of Richard Edward Rhoades.1

Let !e tell a story1 a story I will tellA/out a certain preacher1 whoKs now dead and /urns in HellHis na!e was &usty %hoades1 founder of a )ultMrofessed the Holy #ospel1 and the 6criptures did eRalt

But this NgospelN that he preached1 was a Farce and LieOnly half of it was true1 the rest he did /elie6o on !y story goes1 a/out this reacher sent fro! HellAnd his flock of Farces1 upon who! he cast his spellM



The #ospel he per(erted1 was written down /y aul6ent to the )hurch at )orinth1 and was read to one and all)hapter fi(e plus ten1 of )orinthians the firstDerses three and four1 the !eaning he re(ersedNAccording to the scripturesN1 &usty %hoades per(erted !ostToo /ad for &usty %hoades1 in Hell he does now roastM

MThe $aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyM#al 8:-M#al -:Q"4

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,he Le&acy of Richard Edward Rhoades.

Hi1 !y na!e is &usty %hoades1 IK! a LI'% and a Farce%ead !y little rhy!e555this poe! go and parse$y Flock of Holy Toads1 are too da!n du!/ to knowToo du!/ to know The 6criptures1 to Hell theyKre going to go'specially &u!ass CenM1 FA%)' ersonifiedToo da!n du!/ to know1 to hi! I lied and liedWhat LI' what Lie1 did I tell 6o /lack and dark and (ileThat will send !y ToadsM to Hell555listen for awhileI preached to the! aulKs #ospelM1 /ut I didnKt preach it allNAccording to the scripturesN1 !eans the Letters of 6aint aulM

MCenneth &a(id Brandt NresidentN of the

$aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyM%hosdesKs Toads2 aka The $aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyM-st )or -:-G.MAnd put I7 W%ITI7# /y &ale H Coller

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#de to the Maranatha Bible Society

There was a !an of old1 of 6atanKs kith and kin'ly!as 65 Bar?esus1 a false prophet spewing 6inHis na!e is in the Bi/le1 in the Book of ActsWithstood !y /rother aul1 twisted all the facts'ly!as died and went to Hell1 /ut his Office still is hereHas a /ranch in $ichigan1 so (ery (ery near Fro! 'ly!as took the torch1 was a !an na!ed &usty %hoadesHad a congregation1 a flock of NholyN Toads

%ichard 'dward was his na!e1 the /arrier of the torchFound another farceM1 taught on his front porch'ly!as did die /lind1 ?ust like &usty %hoadesWeep and howl and cry1 did all his holy ToadsThese Toads still carry on2 their leaderKs na!e is CenM9sed to /e a far!er1 has a cow and a pet hen&usty taught hi! well1 rightly to di(ideBut Truth he ne(er knew1 he ?ust lied and liedThe Truth he ne(er knew1 was the #ospel taught /y aulTo the church at )orinth1 he !ade this known to all)hapter ten plus fi(e1 (erses three and four 6ite the 6criptures please1 nothing less and nothing !oreWhy oh why pray tell This you all did !iss

=ou study study studied1 and &ustyKs ass did kiss6o &usty %hoades now /urns in Hell1 /eside old Farceass Frank 6oon to keep the! co!pany1 will /e the itch called Hank &id I forget K/out &ale ;the /ucket full of puke<Oh sha!e oh sha!e on !e1 go read the Book of Luke ;Luke +:.4<



His !other died and &ale wrote1 for her !e!oryA (erse of Bi/le NTruthN for the world to seeust like &usty %hoades1 )O%%9TIO7 is the word)hanged the Writ $ost Holy1 into a stinking turd

MCenneth &a(id Brandt

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>ho >as Ely0as Bar /es(s

Of %ichard 'dward %hoades1 there is a Legacy

A Legacy of LI'61 for all the world to seeHe didnKt preach an outright lie1 he preached so fare and fine)a!e across as holy1 and his preaching so di(ineItKs what he &I& 7OT preach1 that !akes this !an a FarceFour words that aul wrote twice1 he did not did not parseNAccording to the scripturesN1 was written twice /y aulThis %ichard 'dward %hoades1 didnKt preach at allThere was a !an of old1 'ly!as was his na!e%ichard 'dward %hoades1 and 'ly!as are the sa!e

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How Soon Dale

aul cursed 'ly!as1 'ly!as then went /lind

Allan cursed three farces1 this poe! to re!ind&ale Coller1 Cenneth Brandt1 Henry itch)ow6kiThink you can escape Fro! udg!ent you can flee



6e(en =ears awaits1 your udg!ent to /egin=our destiny awaits555/ut you donKt know whenAll you know is NsoonN5 &id you heed what eter saidA !ore sure word of prophecy555you will wish you could /e dead=ou donKt ha(e to worry1 you ha(e so!e Ar!our onIn a little while1 /ady/ady Allan will /e goneHold your 6hield of Faith1 hold it really tight&arts of Fire youKll 0uench1 lest you die of frightTo /ad a/out your 6word1 you should ha(e kept it sharpBut you !ade it /lunt1 for you thereKll /e no Harp

'ly!as did per(ert1 the right ways of the Lordust like &usty %hoades555/lunt the Two 'dged 6word'ly!as2 aul did curse1 'ly!as then went /lindust like &usty %hoades1 /oth died /oth died555/lind

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Rhoades;s ,oads

Way way far away1 there li(es in ToadylandA fat old Farce and reacher1 heKs the leader of a BandOf a Band of Toads Holy Toads at thatHe preaches sound sound doctrine1 and puts out a welco!e !at6o if you go to Toadyland1 look up &usty %hoadesHeKll edify your ass1 youKll /e one of %hoades Toads

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farce Farce FARCE!

%hy!es555I really lo(e to writeWith !y fa(orite art1 the /attle I will fightFight the fight as aul told Ti!1 use the Holy WritTear the Wicked li!/ fro! li!/1 roast the! on a spitFocus on a (ery few1 the Farces that I knowM6!ash the! with the Word1 /ash the! head to toeOne person co!es to !ind: Cenneth &a(id BrandtAll day a/out this FA%)'1 I could ra(e and rant

Took o(er fro! Cing Farce %ichard 'dward %hoades He is now the pastor1 of %hoadesKs Holy ToadsHey lo(eydo(ey Cenny1 this poe!Ks ?ust for you%ead it on your way to Hell1 and to all your NholyN crew


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Site Cha'ter and erse!

Once upon a ti!e1 there was a Farce na!ed &usty %hoadesFounded a 6ociety1 I call the! %hoadesKs Toads%hoadesKs are Holy %hoadesKs Toads are ure%hoadesKs Toads ha(e &octrine1 of which they are so sureTake a closer look1 is their NdoctrineN true

&o the know The 6criptures Of the! they ha(e no clueNThe 6cripturesN that I !ean1 were spoken of /y aulMThis is The #ospel for today1 the #ospel for us all

M-st )or -:8".



,he Le&acy of Richard Edward Rhoades.

The /lackest LI' I e(er heard1 a NholyN !an did tellBelie(e this NholyN preacher1 and youKll end up in Hell%ichard 'dward %hoades1 was this NholyN !anThe Father of a fellowship555his holy holy clanM ;what a Farce<The LI' that he did tell1 was the #ospel preached /y aul'ight words he did o!it1 he didnKt preach it ALLWhat eight words what eight words &id this FA%)' o!itNAccording to the scripturesN555turned aulKs #ospel into shit

)hapter fi(e plus ten1 (erses three and fourMNAccording to the scripturesN nothing less and nothing !oreNAccording to the scripturesN1 did he preach the chapter preach the (erse

7e(er 7e(er 7e(er He preached a lying )9%6'M

M$aranatha Bi/le 6ocietyM-st )or -:8".M#al -:Q"4



6cot Lee CirklandWorshiper of &usty %hoades

Searin& Fire

Hail Hail 6cotty Cirkland1 6age of ti!e and space6how to us your Nwisdo!N1 /less us with your grace6hine your light upon the /lind 'nlighten all !ankindBe to us our N6a(iorN1 with grace and NtruthN co!/ined&isplay your sound sound doctrine1 that you learned fro! &usty %hoadesWith Nrogressi(e %e(elationN1 pro(e youKre one of %hoadesKs Toads

$ost of all /e NholyN1 pro(e you are no liar Then go to Hell and /urn1 in eternal searing fire

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Scot Kirland Ased for ,his...#K here it is

'(ery day when I wake up1 I think of what to doAh piss off 6cotty Cirkland1 with doctrine that is true%u/ his nose in dog shit1 and !ake hi! eat it too&o it e(ery day1 do it all anewTake his Nholy gospelN1 and sho(e it up his ass&onKt use C= elly1 then drink a glass of k(assHey 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 hey Cirkland Cirkland 6cot%e(iew !y holy poe!1 then go to Hell and rot

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An E'ita'h 7for Scot Lee Kirland9

Of late IK(e /een sarcastic1 !ean and downright rudeIKll ha(e a change of heart555a/ate !y poetKs feud



There are !ore i!portant things1 than sparing with a foolA dufuss geek and !oron1 and what he writes is stool

I should write an epitaph1 a fitting rhy!e for his de!ise)ar(e it on his to!/stone1 for hi! to read /efore he dies6o hereKs !y co!position1 !y rhy!e of wit and loreWillfully heKs ignorant1 I pray #odKs wrath upon hi! pour Here lies a saint of Baal1 a shining light of BelIn Hell heKs with his Father1 fore(er there heKll dwell

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A ,a(nt

A taunt for 6cotty Cirkland1 a taunt for Cirkland 6cot=our poetry is pukey On paper they are snotHey wise sage and poet1 why donKt you pu/lish your grand rhy!esTheyKll NedifyN your Fellowship1 /ring the! up to !odern ti!es'specially your pal &ale1 theyKll straighten his ass outHe follows &usty %hoades1 now heKs got no clout=ou will /e the leader1 of the Fellowship of goats=ouKll teach the! sound sound doctrine1 then feed the! with so!e groats

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er0o(th

6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 did you straighten &ale outTeach to hi! sound doctrine 6how what NtruthN is all a/outBetter show that &ale1 your NgospelN for today&onKt let &usty %hoades1 lead his ass astray



The Fellowship will see1 how stupid &usty wasHe changed the Word of #od1 changed it ?ust /ecauseBut now thereKs 6cotty Cirkland The knower of all truthBow down and kiss his ass1 then go drink (er!outh

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Scotty;s st('id ass

The poe!s that I write1 are a sarcastic as can /eI will get !ore serious1 a/out things you’ll soon see6cottyKs stupid ass1 is a lot fun to kick

There are !ore i!portant things1 than so!e erkwad Farceass HickThe last /ook in the Bi/le1 a /ook of doo! and dreadFirst 6eal’s a/out to /reak1 /reak right upon your head6econd Thessalonians1 (erse se(en chapter twoThis (erse is only for1 a (ery (ery few

7eRt e(ent to soon occur1 is spoken of /y aulIs it you who now lets Will you hear the Tru!pet )all6cottyKs stupid ass1 will wonder wonder whyWhy he didn’t fly away1 way up in the skyHey 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 you’(e got se(en yearsro(e that you are sa(ed1 pro(e it through your tears5&id your Farceass gospel sa(e you Why are you still hereI know 6cotty Cirkland1 could it /e that you are ueer

I know you’ll take the $ark5 Why a! I so sureBecause I /elie(e the Bi/le1 and the scriptures that are pure

Derse eight of chapter thirteen1 of the Book that is the last&id you find your na!e Will you /e aghast



=ou’ll /urn in Hell fore(er1 and your ackass gospelM too'lect you are not>not the )hosen Few

MThe Farceass #ospel: -st )or -:8". WITH 7O 6)%IT9%'6

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,he Sa&e Scot Kirland

Hey olK /uddy 6cotty1 a re(iew you did not write&id &ale read your poe! &id this cause a fight&id &ale read your poe! %ead it on =ouTu/e

A/out your sound sound doctrine1 that shows that youKre a /oo/Better straighten his ass out di(ide the Word so rightlyThen heKll see the NtruthN1 heKll no longer take you lightly=ou will carry on Fro! when &usty croaked and diedAll will hail you In you they will confide

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D(sty Rhoades Fran Riley

$y dear dear 6cotty irkland1 let us !ake a!ends)o!e and kiss !y ass1 weKll /e pals and friendsTeach !e your Nsound doctrineN1 IKll /e wise like youIKll know what is to us1 and what is for the ewThen weKll go !eet &ale1 weKll NedifyN his ass

WeKll di(ide so!e words so rightly1 and go and drink k(ass&usty %hoadesM will /e so happy Looking down upon our work6o will %iley Frank1 and e(ery other erk

MFather of the $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety



Re@iew ,H-S Scot Kirland

%e(iew !y poe! 6cotty Cirkland1 re(iew !y poe! Cirkland 6cot%e(iew it with a poe!1 a rhy!e of puke and snotWhy is it 6cotty Cirkland =ouK(e nothing pu/lished fro! your penWhy oh why oh 6cotty Cirkland =ouKre not a /ard /ut ?ust pretendWrite a puky poe!1 write a (o!it rhy!eost it $= poe!1 pro(e you are /ut chy!e

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,he hone CallHey lo(eydo(ey 6cotty1 this is lo(eydo(ey &ale

Help !e dri(e !y ice crea! truck1 weKll sell it /y the pail9p and down the streets weKll dri(e555play a lo(eydo(ey songAll the little kiddies1 they will sing alongWeKll in(ent so!e NholyN fla(ors1 like N#od lo(es faggots tooNthen weKll get together1 and go coochycoochycoo$y secret recipe weKll !ake555AI&6crea! a la !odeIKll !ake it in !y /athroo!1 in a shiny white co!!odeWeKll let e(ery/ody know1 weKre the NholyN ice crea! guysTwo of %hoadsKs Toads1 we donKt tell no lies

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An e0ail fro0 Scotty

An e!ail did get sent today1 an e!ail I recei(edIt ca!e fro! 6cotty Cirkland1 he was !ad and pee(edTold !e that IK! ugly1 and IK! stupid tooI ha(e a rotten /i/le1 and I got no clue



ThatKs why they threw !e out1 of their sosyitteeBanished fro! their fellowshipM1 with the! I donKt agree&onKt agree K/out doctrine1 donKt agree K/out truth&onKt agree K/out anything1 to the! I see! uncouth6o I wrote a /ook1 to the! I this did sendTheir farcical hypocrisy1 this I did transcend


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Scot Kirland

oor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 got his hose ru//ed in so!e shit#ot so pissed and !ad1 he had a holy fit&id a little dance1 turned /right cherry redThen he shit his pants1 /ecause of what was saidHe called his /est friend &ale1 /itched and pissed !oaned6aid that /addy/addy Allan1 wonKt lea(e his ass aloneThey knew ?ust what to do TheyKll go and call up CenHeKll run and Ntake a standN1 their NgospelN to defendThen theyKll /uy a kiddy pool1 fill it full of pukeu!p right in play pattycake1 and read the /ook BarukeTheyKll re!inisce K/out &usty555/iggest FA%)' that e(er wasAnd how he was so NholyN555changed the Bi/le ?ust /ecause

CD is perfect But &usty %hoades will show the worldHe will !ake it perfecter555his fi(e point star unfurled

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oo&le 6 :Don;t ste' in the Maranatha Bible Society:

&id you e(er step in dog shit Ha(e it s0uish /etween your toesA s0uishing sound it !akes1 a sound 6cot Cirkland knows6cot Cirkland %OLL6 in dog shit Thinks itKs oh so grandThinks that is his ticket1 to the ro!ise Land6o does his pal &ale1 theyKre the dog shit /ros renownThey get all rolled up in dog shit1 and they wear the dog shit crown&og shit &og shit &og shit Is their !otto and their songIf you cannot roll in dog shit1 they wonKt let you play along

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Hi Scotty 6 Re@iew ,his >ith Another (ey oe0

Why does 6cotty Cirkland1 hate !y guts and ass)ould it /e heKs ?ealous And heKs got no classThe rhy!es he writes are shit1 so is e(erything he does6o I ru/ his nose in dogshit1 that ca!e fro! &aleKs dog BuJJAinKt that right old 6cotty AinKt that right old palI ru/e your nose in dogshit1 and the rest of you et alBetter call up Cen1 heKll run and NTake a 6tandN ;what a Farce<He will 0uote so!e NscripturesN1 fro! his prostate gland

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:B(88: 6 Dale;s Do&G

I will write a rhy!e1 a/out a Cirkland 6cotAnd ,, pounds of dog shit1 in a great /ig potHeKs !aking dogshit stew1 got the recipe fro! &aleTheyKll sell it fro! their icecrea! truck1 sell it in a pail



The kiddies will ?ust lo(e the! Hot roast dogshit stewU, a /ucket1 !ade /y 6cot and &ale Ba/u=u!!y yu!!y dog shit 6traight fro! BuJJKs ass#et it while itKs hot Then go drink k(ass

MA !etaphor of the Nsound doctrineN of the $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety

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Scotty Lo@es My oe0s

6tudy 6cotty 6cotty1 to show thy self appro(ed

A work!an not asha!ed1 a work!an thatKs i!pro(ed

9se your /i/le 6cotty 6cotty1 the one you got fro! &aleWith fifty thousand typos1 and &usty %hoades do hailThen go /uy a kittypool1 fill it full of pukeu!p right in play pattycake1 and read the /ook Baruke#o and ha(e a confurince1 with the lo(eydo(ey saints

'dify old BuJJ1 donKt listen to co!plaintsThen go and write an e!ail1 send it that KWickyThe one that li(es in ar!a1 who says your doctrineKs icky

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Another oe0 for Scotty

Once there was a 6cotty1 Cirkland was his na!eThought he was so holy1 /ut his doctrine was la!e'(ery day he study studied1 di(ided words so rightly6aid a prayer to &usty %hoades555did this e(ery nightly



The /i/le he did read1 had typos up and downThe first run CD555with typos all aroundHe has a /uddy &ale1 a holyholy Farce&ale is so s!art ulls his doctrine fro! his arse

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Hey Scotty Scotty

6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 why is your nose so /rown&id it get ru//ed in dog shit By so!ething I wrote downoor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 donKt you like what I did write

Too da!n /ad for you1 go and fight your Farceass fight$ake sure you ha(e a /i/le1 with all the typos gone#o and study study1 study night Ktill dawnListen to so!e tapes1 tapes that &usty !adeyou will /e so ediffied1 in dogdung youKll /e arrayed=ou will /e so holy1 as holy as a !uleThen IKll write again1 and ru/ your nose in stool

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#de to Scot Kirland

6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 is searching for the gold 7e(er !ind itKs /ullshit1 to hi! this I did told6cotty is so du!/1 he /elie(es !ost e(ery lieThat is why that is why1 in Hell his soul will fryThe /iggest lie that he /elie(es1 was told /y &usty %hoadesTold hi! that heKs 'lect1 and heKs one of %hoadesKs ToadsHey 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 Hey Cirkland Cirkland 6cot#o say a prayer to &usty1 and fro! TH' BOOC your na!e is /lot



A Flat(lence

Once there was a 6cotty1 Cirkland was his na!eHe fancied hi! a scholar1 the Bi/le was his ga!eHe would study study1 and di(ide so!e words so rightlyThe Light of the whole world His ass did shine so /rightlyHe was a !e!/er of1 a holy holy sectHeKd preach to the! his wisdo!1 the NtruthN he would protectHe learned fro! &usty %hoades1 how to /e so s!artHow to /e a preacher and /low a holy fart

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>hat;s oin& to Shine Bri&htly

oor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 poor poor erkwad fool#ot your nose ru//ed in so!e dog shit1 had to eat a pile of stoolOh !y goodness glory /e &id &ale kick your assWhy that /addy /addy &ale He ainKt got no classBut &ale is so stupid 7ot a genius like yourself He doesnKt see the light1 heKs ?ust a dufuss elf Better straighten his ass out1 di(ide so!e words so rightly=ou will /e the Hero1 and your ass will shine so /rightly

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He;s a >hat

WhoKll re(iew !y poe! WhoKll re(iew !y rhy!e6cotty 6cotty Cirkland The 6age of space and ti!eBut 6cotty 6cottyKs gone1 on a trip his ass was sentBesides he canKt re(iew !y poe!1 cuJ he ga(e it up for Lent



oor poor !e what shall I do IKll write another rhy!eAnd for 6cotty Cirkland1 I wonKt pay his ass a di!eAnd so !y story ends1 a poor poet out of work And for 6cotty Cirkland1 heKs a dufuss !oron ?erk

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,he Boo of Bar(ch Cha'ter #ne erse #ne

There is a !an I know1 proclai!s to preach the truthHis na!e is 6cotty Cirkland1 to hi! I see! uncouth

This NtruthN that he so flaunts1 he learned fro! &usty %hoadesHeKs a !e!/er of a fellowship: %hoadesKs Holy Holy Toads&usty %hoades is off the scene1 he died and went to Hell

7ow 6cotty carries on1 they worship his god BelThen thereKs &ale Coller1 ;what a /ucket full of puke<He prays to &usty %hoades1 and reads the Book Baruch

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:Ri&ht Di@ision:

N%ight &i(isionN N%ight &i(isionN1 a /uJJ word of one sectA sect of Fla!ing Farces1 their NgospelN to protectA !e!/er of this sect1 6cot Cirkland is his na!eDo!it uke and 6cotty1 to !e theyKre all the sa!e

6o 6cotty preach your gospel1 get e(ery sinner sa(ed 7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 your sect is so depra(ed

But =O9 di(ide the Word1 you di(ide it oh so rightlyThen you pray to &usty %hoades1 you pray /oth day and nightly

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,he Boo of Bar(ch

Oh !y goodness Oh !y gosh 6cotty wrote a rhy!e6cotty 6cotty Cirkland The 6age of space and ti!e6o 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 pu/lish what you rit6how !e and show the world1 your /rilliance and your witWhy oh why oh 6cotty1 donKt you pu/lish your great work I know why you ackass1 your a dufuss !oron ?erk Will you re(iew this poe! And show the world that youKre a pukeOr will you run and hide And read your Book Baruch

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CCC :Cli''er:6 Facility S'otli&ht

I will write a letter1 to the eddittor A/out a cretin proffy1 a proffy of great loreAll his students lo(e hi! They /ow down and kiss his assBecause if they do not1 theyKll flunk and will nor passrofessor 6cotty Cirkland The Cing of the #ulf )oast)o!e and take his class1 listen to hi! /oastHe will teach you NtruthN1 a/out how to /e a 7erdThen go and ?oin his clu/1 /e a holy turd

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Scotty K

Lets all go to Cirkyland1 and (isit roffy 6cotHeKll grace us with his wisdo!1 and all such other rotHe li(es in downtown Cirky(ille1 right on the (illage s0uare6tudies his Nsound doctrineN1 so heKll ne(er ne(er err



He has a house on Cirky 6treet1 has a great /ig letter C )uJ it stands for Cirky Lets go there and play'(ery Cirk in Cirkyland1 worships 6cot the Cirk

7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 that heKs a dususs !oron erk

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Kiryland is on the (lf Coast

'(ery Cirk in Cirkyland1 worships 6cot their CingHeKs so HolyHoly 6al(ation he does /ring6ay the Cirky prayer1 ask 6cotty in your /utt

=ouKll go to Cirky Hea(en And read all 6cottyKs s!utHis right hand !an is &ale1 knows e(erything there isHeKs a %ightly Word &i(ider1 and he does it with a wiJerry is there too1 heKs the (illage clownHi! and &ale are N/uddiesN1 when 6cottyKs not around

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Kiss His >hat!

Hail Hail The #reat Cirk Cing of CirkylandO!niscient and so s!art Ciss his prostate gland6cotty is the Cing The #rand oo/a fro! on highWith hi! is sound sound doctrine That no one can denyA rofessor of the NtruthN1 he NedifiesN the saints

He learned fro! &usty %hoades555doesnKt listen to co!plaintsHis NgospelN he does preach1 gets e(ery sinned sa(ed

7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 his ass is so depra(ed

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>ho;s Kin& Kir

Way way far away1 in the real! of CirkylandLi(ed the #reat Cing Cirk1 the leader of his clan

Cing Cirk he was so holy Cing Cirk he was di(ineHe was the holy potentate 6age of space and ti!eHe put forth a decree1 to his &o!inion and his LandBow down and kiss his ass555o/ey his ?ust co!!andWhere does Cing Cirk get this Fro! wench does this now co!eFro! %ichard 'dward %hoades To hi! you !ust succu!/

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Don;t et Kiry >ith Me!

Oh !y darling 6cotty1 you are out of sortsToday you are so kirky1 did you get so!e /ad retorts'(ery/ody knows1 to get kirky is real /adAnd your ?ust so kirky1 e(ery/ody will get !ad#o and take so!e kirky pills555suppositoryKs /est#et &ale to sho(e the! in1 you wonKt ha(e a kirky festThen go gi(e a kirky lecture1 to your students at the schoolTheyKll /e so i!pressed TheyKll s0uat down and take a stool

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,ae Kiry ills

If your ass is kirky1 a pro/le! you do ha(e#o get olK rof 6cotty1 to ru/ on it so!e sal(eTo ha(e a kirky ass1 lets e(ery/ody know=ouKre a dufuss ?erk and geek1 and your ignorance does show



And take a lot of kirky pills A prescription 6cot will write=ou wonKt /e all kirky And your ass will shine so /rightThen go write a letter1 to the eddidtor Of the #ulf )oast )lipper1 on 6cotty praise do pour

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Mistletoe

Hail all ye kirks1 all ye kirks in CirkylandA %oyal procla!ation A decree and a co!!and

'(ery kirk in Cirkyland1 !ust /e wise and s!art6o study study study1 ;and donKtchew /low no fart<6tudy e(erything1 fro! %ichard 'dward %hoades=ou will /e so s!art =ouKll /e one of %hoadesKs Toads=ouKll /elie(e the kirky gospel To Cirky Hea(en you will go=ouKll kiss his kirky ass1 /eneath the !istletoe

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oor oor Me 7-;0 *ot Kiry9

oor poor !e IK! ?ust so sad1 IK! not kirky like rof 6cotHe wonKt let !e go to Cirkyland1 all !y study is for naughtI got an A in kirkyology1 and kirkyis! I know wellAnd I wrote a kirky paper1 and I say the kirky yell

But you ha(e to /e real kirky1 and kiss rof 6cottyKs assAnd if you donKt youKll flunk1 youKll flunk and will not passBut alas alas I donKt ha(e the kirky giftCirky I a! not1 /etween !e and 6cotKs a rift

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A to

Are you sick and ill Cirkyites do you ha(e#o and take so!e kirky pills1 and get so!e kirky sal(e%u/ the sal(e upon your ass1 thatKs where the pills go to ;suppositories<Then go see a specialist1 cry /oohoo /oohoo /oohooAn appoint!ent go and !ake1 with 6cotty the Cing Cirk Better do it 0uick1 /efore you go /erserk Cirkyites is contagious 6o 0uarantined youKll /e=ouKll ha(e lots of ti!e to study555learn the kirky gospel A to V

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,he /ester

Once upon a ti!e1 in Cirkyland there li(edA /eautiful young rincess1 her heart she would now gi(e6heKd gi(e it to her hero1 the rince in 6hining LightThen theyKll fly away555/e together day and nightKWicky was that hero1 to her side he ca!e)hased away that /ad /ad 6cotty1 /anished hi! with sha!eKWickyKs now the Cing1 the rincess is the ueenAnd 6cotty heKs the ester1 now things are so serene

A resent for Scot

Oh if I was kirky1 to Cirkyland IKd goIKd sing the kirky song1 and /e on the kirky showI would play the kirkyphone1 !ake kirky !usic so di(ineIKd /e a kirky star With 6cotty Cirkland I would dine



IKd say the ledge of Cirkyland1 IKd say it night and dayIKd pick so!e kirky stink weeds1 and !ake a Cirkyland /ou0uetBut kirky I a! not1 canKt go to Cirkyland6o IKll gi(e olK 6cot a present1 fro! !y prostate gland

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Kiry 141

The patron saint of Cirkyland1 is %ichard 'dward %hoadesIf you say so!e kirky prayers1 youKll /e one of %hoadesKs Toads=ou will know the kirky gospel1 your ass will /e so sa(ed

7ot like that /addy /addy KWicky1 his ass is so depra(edAnd youKll /e so holy A saint in Cirkyland=ou will ha(e a halo1 that KWicky youKll co!!and6o go and see rof 6cotty1 sign up for Cirky -,-=ouKll /e the first to take his class1 /eing kirky is such fun

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-;ll et +o( Scotty!

Waaa Waaa That 6cotty is so !eanHe wonKt re(iew !y rhy!e1 so IKll (ent !y spleen

IKll sto!p !y feet and out And say a /addy wordIKll call that !eany 6cot1 a little stinking turd

I will show his ass Another rhy!e IKll write

IKll pu/lish it on =ouTu/e $ake hi! wanna fight

IKll get you !eany 6cotty IKll write a rhy!e so s!artWhen you go and read it1 it will !ake you /low a fart



>here;s Scotty

Where oh where did 6cotty go &id he go away&id he go to Cirkyland Fore(er there to stay5Oh !y darling 6cotty1 how I !iss your assIf you donKt co!e /ack1 who will teach your class$ay/e heKs at &aleKs1 swi!!ing in his poolBe careful you donKt drown1 or step in BuJJKsM stool$ay/e erry knows1 where 6cotty went to hide6o!eplace I canKt find hi!1 there he will a/ide

M&aleKs dog

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+o(;ll et an A

6cotty is a rof1 at the 9 of CirkylandHe teaches Cirkyology1 a su/?ect thatKs not /landHe has a write up in NThe )lipperNM1 NCirkyis!Ks FunN#o and take his class1 Cirky -,-But there so!e per0uisites555you ha(e to ?ust howHow to /e a erk1 and a 6acred )ow=ou donKt ha(e to study1 a teRt/ook there is notAnd youKll get an A1 fro! the Cirky 6cot

MIn house pu/lication

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Kiry!

I will write a rhy!e1 a/out a Cirky 6cotHeKs the Cing of Cirkyland1 ?ust 6outh of $ontserrat



If you go to Cirkyland1 real Cirky you !ust /eWear so!e Cirky clothes1 and ha(e a Cirkyland goatee&ale is the $ayor1 of the town of Cirky(illeHe will welco!e you1 with a lot of po!p and frill6o go to Cirkyland1 stay there for a while=ou will /e real Cirky1 with the Cirky stile

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>#>!! -t Shines!

Way down 6outh in Cirkyland1 li(ed a wise old 6ageHis na(e was 6cotty 6cot1 ;ne(er !ind he was depra(ed<He preached the Cirky gospel1 that he learned fro! &usty %hoades'(eryone in Cirkyland1 was one of %hoadesKs ToadsOne day they had a conferince1 and all the Toads were thereCenny fro! up 7orth1 their NgospelN heKd declare&a(id ca!e fro! K6ippy555/la//ed his dufuss !outhWith a Cirky accent1 like they talk fro! way down 6outhAnd &ale ga(e a !essage1 K/out di(iding words so rightly'(eryone was edified His ass did shine so /rightly

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>hy Here;s >hy!

It is ti!e to /e !ore serious1 a/out the rhy!es I writeAnd why it is I write the! and the fight that I do fightI fight the fight of Truth1 against Hypocrisy and LiesAgainst %ichard 'dward %hoades555his NdoctrineN I despise



&usty %hoades is dead555his disciples carry onA Fellowship of Farces I pray theyKll soon /e goneCenneth Brandt1 &a(id &oyle1 Henry itchcoyski&ale Coller1 Cirkland 6cot1 the few that there now /eWhy is it that I hate the! Why is !y Wrath hotItKs the NgospelN that they preach1 and site the scripturesM not

M-st )or -:8". the last four words of each (erse

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:S0irch: 6 Loo it I'

If you go to Cirkyland1 look up 6cot !y /udHeKll preach to you his NgospelN1 and all such other crud=ou will /e so edified =ouKll /e as holy as a !ule

7e(er !ind that heKs a Farce1 and his NgospelN is plane stool

7ow 6cottyKs ass is holy And stink his shit does not6o if you go to Cirkyland1 you should lick his ass a lot'(eryone in Cirkyland1 goes to 6cottyKs churchThey pray to &usty %hoades1 and they do it with a s!irch

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+o( Ca(&ht >hat!

Hiyea 6cotty 6cotty555/ack fro! Cirkyland&id you en?oy your trip The (acation that you planned

&id T6A look up you ass1 to !ake sure that you were safe&id you get a window seat &id you sit neRt to a waifHow did you clear )usto!s With all the Cirky things you /ought=ou ha(e to pay the &uty On e(erything you got



But youKre so glad to /e /ack ho!e1 youKll gi(e a lecture to your classWhat itKs like in Cirkyland1 and how you caught so!e wrasse

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,he hone Call

Hey lo(eydo(ey 6cotty1 this is lo(eydo(ey &aleHelp !e dri(e !y ice crea! truck1 weKll sell it /y the pail9p and down the streets weKll dri(e555play a lo(eydo(ey songAll the little kiddies1 they will sing along

WeKll in(ent so!e NholyN fla(ors1 like N#od lo(es faggots tooNthen weKll get together1 and go coochycoochycoo$y secret recipe weKll !ake555AI&6crea! a la !odeIKll !ake it in !y /athroo!1 in a shiny white co!!odeWeKll let e(ery/ody know1 weKre the NholyN ice crea! guysTwo of %hoadsKs Toads1 we donKt tell no lies

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An e0ail fro0 Scotty

An e!ail did get sent today1 an e!ail I recei(edIt ca!e fro! 6cotty Cirkland1 he was !ad and pee(edTold !e that IK! ugly1 and IK! stupid tooI ha(e a rotten /i/le1 and I got no clue

ThatKs why they threw !e out1 of their sosyitteeBanished fro! their fellowshipM1 with the! I donKt agree&onKt agree K/out doctrine1 donKt agree K/out truth&onKt agree K/out anything1 to the! I see! uncouth



6o I wrote a /ook1 to the! I this did sendTheir farcical hypocrisy1 this I did transcend


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Scot Kirland

oor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 got his hose ru//ed in so!e shit#ot so pissed and !ad1 he had a holy fit&id a little dance1 turned /right cherry red

Then he shit his pants1 /ecause of what was saidHe called his /est friend &ale1 /itched and pissed !oaned6aid that /addy/addy Allan1 wonKt lea(e his ass aloneThey knew ?ust what to do TheyKll go and call up CenHeKll run and Ntake a standN1 their NgospelN to defendThen theyKll /uy a kiddy pool1 fill it full of puke

u!p right in play pattycake1 and read the /ook BarukeTheyKll re!inisce K/out &usty555/iggest FA%)' that e(er wasAnd how he was so NholyN555changed the Bi/le ?ust /ecauseCD is perfect But &usty %hoades will show the worldHe will !ake it perfecter555his fi(e point star unfurled

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oo&le 6 :Don;t ste' in the Maranatha Bible Society:

&id you e(er step in dog shit Ha(e it s0uish /etween your toesA s0uishing sound it !akes1 a sound 6cot Cirkland knows6cot Cirkland %OLL6 in dog shit Thinks itKs oh so grandThinks that is his ticket1 to the ro!ise Land



6o does his pal &ale1 theyKre the dog shit /ros renownThey get all rolled up in dog shit1 and they wear the dog shit crown&og shit &og shit &og shit Is their !otto and their songIf you cannot roll in dog shit1 they wonKt let you play along

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Hi Scotty 6 Re@iew ,his >ith Another (ey oe0

Why does 6cotty Cirkland1 hate !y guts and ass)ould it /e heKs ?ealous And heKs got no class

The rhy!es he writes are shit1 so is e(erything he does6o I ru/ his nose in dogshit1 that ca!e fro! &aleKs dog BuJJAinKt that right old 6cotty AinKt that right old palI ru/e your nose in dogshit1 and the rest of you et alBetter call up Cen1 heKll run and NTake a 6tandN ;what a Farce<He will 0uote so!e NscripturesN1 fro! his prostate gland

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:B(88: 6 Dale;s Do&G

I will write a rhy!e1 a/out a Cirkland 6cotAnd ,, pounds of dog shit1 in a great /ig potHeKs !aking dogshit stew1 got the recipe fro! &aleTheyKll sell it fro! their icecrea! truck1 sell it in a pail

The kiddies will ?ust lo(e the! Hot roast dogshit stewU, a /ucket1 !ade /y 6cot and &ale Ba/u=u!!y yu!!y dog shit 6traight fro! BuJJKs ass#et it while itKs hot Then go drink k(ass



MA !etaphor of the Nsound doctrineN of the $aranatha Bi/le 6ociety

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Scotty Lo@es My oe0s

6tudy 6cotty 6cotty1 to show thy self appro(edA work!an not asha!ed1 a work!an thatKs i!pro(ed9se your /i/le 6cotty 6cotty1 the one you got fro! &aleWith fifty thousand typos1 and &usty %hoades do hail

Then go /uy a kittypool1 fill it full of pukeu!p right in play pattycake1 and read the /ook Baruke#o and ha(e a confurince1 with the lo(eydo(ey saints'dify old BuJJ1 donKt listen to co!plaintsThen go and write an e!ail1 send it that KWickyThe one that li(es in ar!a1 who says your doctrineKs icky

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Another oe0 for Scotty

Once there was a 6cotty1 Cirkland was his na!eThought he was so holy1 /ut his doctrine was la!e'(ery day he study studied1 di(ided words so rightly6aid a prayer to &usty %hoades555did this e(ery nightly

The /i/le he did read1 had typos up and downThe first run CD555with typos all aroundHe has a /uddy &ale1 a holyholy Farce&ale is so s!art ulls his doctrine fro! his arse



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Hey Scotty Scotty

6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 why is your nose so /rown&id it get ru//ed in dog shit By so!ething I wrote downoor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 donKt you like what I did writeToo da!n /ad for you1 go and fight your Farceass fight$ake sure you ha(e a /i/le1 with all the typos gone#o and study study1 study night Ktill dawnListen to so!e tapes1 tapes that &usty !ade

you will /e so ediffied1 in dogdung youKll /e arrayed=ou will /e so holy1 as holy as a !uleThen IKll write again1 and ru/ your nose in stool

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#de to Scot Kirland

6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 is searching for the gold 7e(er !ind itKs /ullshit1 to hi! this I did told6cotty is so du!/1 he /elie(es !ost e(ery lieThat is why that is why1 in Hell his soul will fryThe /iggest lie that he /elie(es1 was told /y &usty %hoadesTold hi! that heKs 'lect1 and heKs one of %hoadesKs ToadsHey 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 Hey Cirkland Cirkland 6cot#o say a prayer to &usty1 and fro! TH' BOOC your na!e is /lot

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A Flat(lence

Once there was a 6cotty1 Cirkland was his na!eHe fancied hi! a scholar1 the Bi/le was his ga!eHe would study study1 and di(ide so!e words so rightlyThe Light of the whole world His ass did shine so /rightlyHe was a !e!/er of1 a holy holy sectHeKd preach to the! his wisdo!1 the NtruthN he would protectHe learned fro! &usty %hoades1 how to /e so s!artHow to /e a preacher and /low a holy fart

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>hat;s oin& to Shine Bri&htly

oor poor 6cotty Cirkland1 poor poor erkwad fool#ot your nose ru//ed in so!e dog shit1 had to eat a pile of stoolOh !y goodness glory /e &id &ale kick your assWhy that /addy /addy &ale He ainKt got no classBut &ale is so stupid 7ot a genius like yourself He doesnKt see the light1 heKs ?ust a dufuss elf Better straighten his ass out1 di(ide so!e words so rightly=ou will /e the Hero1 and your ass will shine so /rightly

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He;s a >hat

WhoKll re(iew !y poe! WhoKll re(iew !y rhy!e6cotty 6cotty Cirkland The 6age of space and ti!eBut 6cotty 6cottyKs gone1 on a trip his ass was sentBesides he canKt re(iew !y poe!1 cuJ he ga(e it up for Lent



oor poor !e what shall I do IKll write another rhy!eAnd for 6cotty Cirkland1 I wonKt pay his ass a di!eAnd so !y story ends1 a poor poet out of work And for 6cotty Cirkland1 heKs a dufuss !oron ?erk

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,he Boo of Bar(ch Cha'ter #ne erse #ne

There is a !an I know1 proclai!s to preach the truthHis na!e is 6cotty Cirkland1 to hi! I see! uncouthThis NtruthN that he so flaunts1 he learned fro! &usty %hoades

HeKs a !e!/er of a fellowship: %hoadesKs Holy Holy Toads&usty %hoades is off the scene1 he died and went to Hell

7ow 6cotty carries on1 they worship his god BelThen thereKs &ale Coller1 ;what a /ucket full of puke<He prays to &usty %hoades1 and reads the Book Baruch

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:Ri&ht Di@ision:

N%ight &i(isionN N%ight &i(isionN1 a /uJJ word of one sectA sect of Fla!ing Farces1 their NgospelN to protectA !e!/er of this sect1 6cot Cirkland is his na!eDo!it uke and 6cotty1 to !e theyKre all the sa!e6o 6cotty preach your gospel1 get e(ery sinner sa(ed

7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 your sect is so depra(edBut =O9 di(ide the Word1 you di(ide it oh so rightlyThen you pray to &usty %hoades1 you pray /oth day and nightly

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,he Boo of Bar(ch

Oh !y goodness Oh !y gosh 6cotty wrote a rhy!e6cotty 6cotty Cirkland The 6age of space and ti!e6o 6cotty 6cotty Cirkland1 pu/lish what you rit6how !e and show the world1 your /rilliance and your witWhy oh why oh 6cotty1 donKt you pu/lish your great work I know why you ackass1 your a dufuss !oron ?erk Will you re(iew this poe! And show the world that youKre a pukeOr will you run and hide And read your Book Baruch

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CCC :Cli''er:6 Facility S'otli&ht

I will write a letter1 to the eddittor A/out a cretin proffy1 a proffy of great loreAll his students lo(e hi! They /ow down and kiss his assBecause if they do not1 theyKll flunk and will nor passrofessor 6cotty Cirkland The Cing of the #ulf )oast)o!e and take his class1 listen to hi! /oastHe will teach you NtruthN1 a/out how to /e a 7erdThen go and ?oin his clu/1 /e a holy turd

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Scotty K

Lets all go to Cirkyland1 and (isit roffy 6cotHeKll grace us with his wisdo!1 and all such other rotHe li(es in downtown Cirky(ille1 right on the (illage s0uare6tudies his Nsound doctrineN1 so heKll ne(er ne(er err



He has a house on Cirky 6treet1 has a great /ig letter C )uJ it stands for Cirky Lets go there and play'(ery Cirk in Cirkyland1 worships 6cot the Cirk

7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 that heKs a dususs !oron erk

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Kiryland is on the (lf Coast

'(ery Cirk in Cirkyland1 worships 6cot their CingHeKs so HolyHoly 6al(ation he does /ring6ay the Cirky prayer1 ask 6cotty in your /utt

=ouKll go to Cirky Hea(en And read all 6cottyKs s!utHis right hand !an is &ale1 knows e(erything there isHeKs a %ightly Word &i(ider1 and he does it with a wiJerry is there too1 heKs the (illage clownHi! and &ale are N/uddiesN1 when 6cottyKs not around

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Kiss His >hat!

Hail Hail The #reat Cirk Cing of CirkylandO!niscient and so s!art Ciss his prostate gland6cotty is the Cing The #rand oo/a fro! on highWith hi! is sound sound doctrine That no one can denyA rofessor of the NtruthN1 he NedifiesN the saints

He learned fro! &usty %hoades555doesnKt listen to co!plaintsHis NgospelN he does preach1 gets e(ery sinned sa(ed

7e(er !ind ne(er !ind1 his ass is so depra(ed

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>ho;s Kin& Kir

Way way far away1 in the real! of CirkylandLi(ed the #reat Cing Cirk1 the leader of his clanCing Cirk he was so holy Cing Cirk he was di(ineHe was the holy potentate 6age of space and ti!eHe put forth a decree1 to his &o!inion and his LandBow down and kiss his ass555o/ey his ?ust co!!andWhere does Cing Cirk get this Fro! wench does this now co!eFro! %ichard 'dward %hoades To hi! you !ust succu!/

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Don;t et Kiry >ith Me!

Oh !y darling 6cotty1 you are out of sortsToday you are so kirky1 did you get so!e /ad retorts'(ery/ody knows1 to get kirky is real /adAnd your ?ust so kirky1 e(ery/ody will get !ad#o and take so!e kirky pills555suppositoryKs /est#et &ale to sho(e the! in1 you wonKt ha(e a kirky festThen go gi(e a kirky lecture1 to your students at the schoolTheyKll /e so i!pressed TheyKll s0uat down and take a stool

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