Everything you‟ve always wanted to

know about being a bridesmaid, but

was afraid to ask ....

The art of catching the bouquet

The Boom Gate

The Face Mask

The Chicken Wing

Crouching Tiger, hidden Bridesmaid

Always be prepared for Custard Arm

The “three second” rule

Be humble....

o Avoid all attempts at jokes

o “It‟s an honour to be Jane‟s bridesmaid, I was

thrilled to be asked. It‟ll also be an honour to be

her bridesmaid at her next wedding....”

o “I accidentally walked into the men‟s bathroom

and saw the groom‟s father. Let‟s just say, I can

see where Darren gets it from. I mean ..

Alarming!

o Be careful of backhanded compliments

o “You‟re so lucky to have found a guy so genuine

and down to earth. It‟s rate these days to find a

man who‟s more interested in personality than

looks!”

o Never mention the „D‟ word

o “How good does the groom look? I‟ll tell you

what, as soon as you two get Divorced, I‟m

having a crack!”

o Don‟t make the speech about you ...

o “Best of luck to both of you. And just before I

finish, I have one more little present for you ...

I‟m pregnant! So I‟d like to propose a toast to

the bride and groom and my new baby – cheers!

Oooohhh, I think I just felt a kick, does anyone

want a feel?”

o In short, do not out-shine the bride and

steal her thunder

You want to look good, butt...

You want to look made up, but not perfect ...

Always have something in your teeth ...

Over-do your spray tan

People you can’t pick up ...

The bride‟s brother

The groom‟s brother

Anyone‟s dad

The bride‟s ex

People you can’t pick up ...

Definitely do not pick up the Priest

People you can pick up ...

A waiter

A member of the band

The MC

This guy ....

Have a moment with the groom, but don‟t

steal a moment from the bride ...

Boring ...

Harmless fun...