how to construct the perfect jazz solo (humour)
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HOW TO CONSTRUCT THE PERFECT JAZZ SOLO
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OFF YOUR PEERS.
IF/WHEN YOU FORGFT THETRANE-CHANGFS PROGRESSION,
JUST PLAY RANDOhl "OUT" STUFF.IF YOU PLAY IT LOUD, fT'S JUST AS GOOD
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5.HOLD A HIOH NOTE 6. THE BLUES(V BARS) (V BARS)
FOR THE LAYPEOPLE WHO WERE
EVERYTHING ELSE YOU JUST DID.
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