how to construct the perfect jazz solo (humour)

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Page 1: How to Construct the Perfect Jazz Solo (humour)

HOW TO CONSTRUCT THE PERFECT JAZZ SOLO

1. SIMPLE MELODIES 2.DOUBLE-TIME 3.0UOTES(8 SARS) (V BARS) (v sARS)

Z KNOW fT'5 BORfNG, BUT YOU DON'T WANTTO LOOK LIKF THE SOULLFSS CHOP-MONSTFR

SO NO ONE CAN QUESTIONYOUR TECHNICAL PROFfCfENCY.

BFCAUSE WHAT 5AYS,"l'VE DONE Allv HOIVIEWORK"

YOU RFALLY ARF LIKF A QUOTE?

4. TRANE-CHANBES 4. (ALT) OUTER SP ACEOR (8 BARS)(8 BAR5)

TO llVIPRESS THE

OFF YOUR PEERS.

IF/WHEN YOU FORGFT THETRANE-CHANGFS PROGRESSION,

JUST PLAY RANDOhl "OUT" STUFF.IF YOU PLAY IT LOUD, fT'S JUST AS GOOD

SUBSTITUTION-LOVING PANTS

'IN EITH&R INSTANCE, SCRLINCH YOLtR FACE LIKE YOU'RE SUCKfNG A LEMOhl. lT HFLPS.

5.HOLD A HIOH NOTE 6. THE BLUES(V BARS) (V BARS)

FOR THE LAYPEOPLE WHO WERE

EVERYTHING ELSE YOU JUST DID.

sccAUSE... YoU HAVE To.I DON'T KNOW WHY, BLIT

YOU JUST HAVE TO.PROBABLY BORED AND/OR CONFLfSED BY

L c. ~- c. n' c r- ( $

IF YOU TIME EVERYTHING XST RIGHT, YOU'LL BE REWARI)EPWITH A POLITE ROUNP OF APPLAUSE ANP, IF YOU'RE LUCKY,MAYBE A GENTLE "YEAH, MAN" FROM YOUR BAND MATES.

S 2OIS DUST'IN lVIOLLICKMUSICOMIC.COM