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Humans of WestbourneReal People, Real Stories
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' (ust faile) my Probationary *icense for the secon) time. 't must bearma for fartin+ so ba).
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Some people say ' loo lie arilyn onroe.
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-hey call me the eyboar) warrior. Parttime umpire an) fulltimewarrior. 'f you mess with me '** 0*'P S12 -34*2S 356 75187 #1#-. # 751W WH1 # R9'ssyountfor)
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' )ont lie bein+ lonely.
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8helsea: ' always mae you teach me the whole topic the mornin+ ofthe sac4ro)y: ' love homeless people.
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How )oes oses mae tea? Hebrews it.' part the re) sea, no bloo) on me.
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' really want to +et school captain, ' )o so much for the school. Peoplesay there is no )oubt 'll +et at least some type of lea)ership role.
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8ant wait to +et my ute an) southern cross tattoo m%. Punish n chilllater? ' )ont always )o two )ebs but when ' )o ' always hurt one +irl.
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8all me 6octor. 6octor 6ashite. Ph) in swa+nomics an) yolomana+ement
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When people prove me wron+, theyre in the wron+ because 'malways in the ri+ht.
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When 'm not motorcyclin+ or with 3nnabel, 'm at -otti yar)s.
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' havent seen the sunli+ht in ; wees.
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3t <rst ' wante) to be a 4rain Sur+eon, but that was unrealistic.So 'll (ust settle for a )ouble )e+ree in 4iome) an) *aw.
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-his is all we )o every lunch time, every )ay.-oo6an+erousahony
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>race loo at how hot -anveer an) 7evin loo in this photo yum yum
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1livia: Sometimes ' let 5ic roam aroun) without a leash on
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' lose at least items of clothin+ per term an) 've stolen >illosshoes.4y the way this is my )a)s (umper.
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What )o you mean ' cant have all of them?
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' as lots of Auestions before a S38 an) tell you youre wron+ anyway.'6riveanual
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Welcome to the 4achelorette
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Hi 'm "ince. 5nnnnnice to meet you9
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' love the boys more than the +irls. ' )ont always +et involve) withpeople but 'm e!tremely involve) with the 8urraos
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' love rainbows. Set <re to the rain.
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*ue: How +oo)s music captain?Harmony: ' )ont now
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"ince help me please, tae me home, 'll pay you B;CC
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>irls )ont always tae my han), but when they )o ' shae it' really appreciate) my <rst iss.
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-hats weir), this isnDt att/Riley/Eosh. -his is the Wolfpac
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' feel lie superman
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8all me 0eroi)s, chec my pecs.
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4est at main+ san)wiches without wheat. 4rey without mil. 0ruitsala) without fruit. How +oo)s eatin+ out? Well ' )ont now becausemy boyfrien) is aller+ic to everythin+.
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'li(a:' love to live in the sha)ow of my +irlfrien).3les: Havin+ to loo after my bro when he +oes out to )inner with his+irlfrien). ' )ont always cry but when ' )o its because my 'm notsure if 4ros +onna come home alive.
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's that you 3pril?
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@es it is my Pepper Pepperoni Pepin !o!o
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How beautiful is the corner of that trash can, wow.' cant believe how much 've chan+e), chec out all these before an)after photos
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6ooma)+ee: -heo -heo -heo -heo
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r. steal yo +irl
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r. steal yo +irl ;.C
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r. Still Hasnt >ot -he >irl
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私は マシュー です Fwatashi wa matthew )esuG
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8iara wants me to turn aroun) for here but ' alrea)y have
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-han +o) *aura is shorter than me
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-his year level is so much better than the other year
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Were the reason why you )ont +et scale) mars
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We are the heroes of our time
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Remember youre a la)y...
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'm a white +irl calculatorwhite+irlcalclate)
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Were so pretty we mae sure to snap story... 2"2R@-H'5>9
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8all me Eae the Snaetaylorlautner
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@oure talin+ to the wron+ 5icwestern(ets
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We love to annoy people with our photos of nothin+. We love summeran) the bees.
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8ome (oin our ban)9
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8ollectively, we meet our parents e!pectations
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' love ac 5 8heese an) ' )ont lie sharin+
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-hey )ont let me +o to 3micii anymore
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Rea)y to +et $$...? 3-3RI
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Starte) with 7rispy 7reme now 'm here
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S-'** a better love story than twili+ht
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Swipe ri+ht.
'm +onna be late to Eava
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@ou may thin 'm thinin+ about 5etJi! an) chill but in reality 'mthinin+
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-heo: Satur)ay was really +oo)... Ri+ht?aleeha: 0ollow my ;C 'nsta+ram accounts
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Hey 'm "iolet, my twin is 8hrystal