ifcon0.1: an iphone fit for a queen - alex dow
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An iPhone fit for
a queen Alex Dow
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What if...
rich people and poor people bought pretty
much the same things?
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Warhol said...
"What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it."
From The Philosophy of Andy Warhol
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He also said...
"In Europe the royalty and the aristocracy used to eat a lot better than the peasants—they weren’t eating the same things at all. It was either partridge or porridge, and each class stuck to its own food. But when Queen Elizabeth came here and President Eisenhower bought her a hot dog I’m sure he felt confident that she couldn’t have had delivered to Buckingham Palace a better hot dog than that one he bought for her for maybe twenty cents at the ballpark. Because there is no better hot dog than a ballpark hot dog. Not for a dollar, not for ten dollars, not for a hundred thousand dollars could she get a better hot dog. She could get one for twenty cents and so could anybody else."
From The Philosophy of Andy Warhol
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Is Warhol right?
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An iPhone fit for a queen
I'm confident that the
Queen could not have a
phone delivered to
Buckingham Palace that
is any better than the one
that every one of us has
in our pockets.*†
* By iPhone I mean "top of the line smartphone"
† An iPhone ain't exactly 20 cents
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The people's iPhone
85% of American adults have a cell phone*
~$2000 for
two years
vs maybe half that
for a voice-only
dumb or feature
phone
53% of them (45% overall) have a smartphone*
*Pew Research Center's Internet & American Life Project, Sept 11, 2012
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A better iPhone?
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Speaking of watches...
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The iPhone of Watches
iPhone "craftsmanship" = user interface design
watch craftsmanship = movement
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Truffles!
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How much could they cost?
White Alba truffles: $275/ounce
Oregon black truffles: $20/ounce
Black winter truffles: $100/ounce
Chinese black truffles: $16/ounce
http://www.earthy.com/Fresh-Truffles-C32.aspx
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Truffle fries!
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Acknowledgments
This talk was inspired by Bob Nickas' essay
"Somebody Has To Bring Home the Bacon"
published in The Lucky Peach, June 2012,
which included both Warhol quotations
presented at the beginning.
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References
Nickas, Bob. "Somebody Has To Bring Home the Bacon," Lucky Peachi, Issue 4, June 2012. Online at Slate.com:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2012/07/_somebody_has_to_bring_home_the_bacon_a_history_of_andy_w
arhol_s_relationship_with_food_from_lucky_peach_.html
Warhol, Andy. The Philosophy of Andy Warhol, Mariner Books, 1977.
"Two-thirds of young adults and those with higher income are smartphone owners," Pew Research Center's Internet
and American Life Project, Sept. 11, 2012.
http://pewinternet.org/~/media/Files/Reports/2012/PIP_Smartphones_Sept12%209%2010%2012.pdf
"Cost of Owning a Smartphone," Oregan Saves (website). http://oregonsaves.orcpa.org/2012/09/20/cost-of-owning-a-
smartphone/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertu
http://www.earthy.com/Fresh-Truffles-C32.aspx
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/adventure/2012/05/truffle-trouble-in-europe-the-invader-without-flavor/