igniteatl 2009 - how to identify a new media douchebag (and save yourself from becoming one)
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HOW TOIDENTIFY ANEW MEDIADOUCHEBAGAND SAVE YOURSELF FROM BECOMING ONE
By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
#1 REFERS TO SELFAS ONE OF THEFOLLOWING:
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Expert
Guru
Maven
#2 OH RLY?I HAVE MORETWITTERFOLLOWERSTHAN THEY DO!
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#3 PUTS “TW”IN FRONT OFVIRTUALLYEVERYTHING
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#4 HAS
ALL OF THEIR SOCIALNETWORKS
UPDATING WITH THE EXACTSAME CONTENT.
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#5 GADGET-WHORE WITH
NO CONTENT ORCHOCK FULL IT
BUT LACKINGREAL VALUE --
EITHER WAYSOLELY SELF-
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#6 OFFERS“SOCIAL MEDIACONSULTING”BUT HAS NOEXPERIENCEOUTSIDEPERSONAL USE
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#7 “SOCIAL MEDIACONSULTING” OR “DIGITALPUBLICITY” CONSISTS OF
TWITTERING AD COPYACROSS MULTIPLE TWITTER
ACCOUNTS, CREATING AFACEBOOK FAN PAGE & BLOG
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#8 THINKS THEY’RE ONEOF “THE 250” BUT HASN’T
WORKED A SINGLESUCCESS STORY…
CONTINUES TO ACT LIKEIT ANYWAYS
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#9 EVERYTHING THATCOMES OUT OF THEIRMOUTH SMELLS LIKE
SOMETHINGREGURGITATED FROM
VALLEYWAG / MASHABLE /<INSERT TECHBLOGNAME>
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#10A SOCIAL MEDIAMAVEN AND A
SNAKEOIL SALESMANWALK INTO A BAR…
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WAIT A TWICK SECOND!
I’M A TOTALDOUCHEBAG!It’s okay. I can help you.By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?
DID YOU KNOW?NEW MEDIA DOUCHEBAGS
ACTUALLY MAKE UP 31.4% OFYOUR FAVORITE SOCIAL
NETWORKS!
DON’T BE A SHEEP!
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#5 WAY TO CHANGE YOURDOUCHEBAG ROUTINE…
DROP THE BUZZ WORDS
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#4 UNDERSTANDWHAT METRICS MEAN &
HOW THEY AFFECTYOU
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#3 FOCUS ON1. YOUR AUDIENCE,2. YOUR GOALS, &
3. INNOVATION
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#2 EVALUATE THEPLATFORM BEFORE YOUOPEN YOUR MOUTH (OR
TYPE)
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#1 DON’T BE AKNOW-IT-ALL
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TECHNIQUES,FOLLOW ME ON THEINTERWEBS… IN THENON-CREEPY WAY ;)
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#notadouche
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