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..,...... J - - - . ! i .Sfi , ' i si" - r o "1- - J1 AL JL Vol. 2. OREGON CITY, OBEGONv SATURDAY, MAY 23 No. :n Utah. For one we assure them A Magnanimous NEGRo.-lv- e- B USINESS CARD S. MOXTANA AND UTAH. Much suffering resulted fron; the that they ueed have no fears of ajcenllv the radicals of the Italeigh SijelUcckln Enterprise. Pushed evert Saturday morning Bv D. C. IRELAND, covetous disposition of the people: of this .territory for either their sage brush or women, of whOnr they Seem "arns' a IUW ooa niu, u-s- o jealous! The' fling-cas- t at oar gress. Harris declined the nomma- - OPPOSED TO PAIV. Benefits, like flowers, please only wben fresh. In prosperity, prepare for a change. In adversity, hope for one. These are loving times, when every- thing is as dear as it can be. To learn the value of money, try to borrow some. Often a man drives a pair of grays, while he himself is driven by duns. O TIIEl EVEXISG BELL. How sweet and solemn is the sound, From yon lonely tower, That sends it deep-tone- d music At twilight's holy hour ! When every sound of day is mute, And all its vcices still, And silence walks with velvet feet O'er valley, town and bill. When every passion is at rest, And every tumult fled, And through the warm and tranquil breast The charm of peace is spread. Oh, then how sweet the solemn bell That toils to evening praj-e- r 1 While each vibration seems to tell Thai thou, Oh God, are there. of Fifth and OFFICE cast corner Mais VtTTet in the building latch-know- n Hi the Court House, Oregon City, Uiegon. Terms of Subscription. Onecopy, one year in "jdvance 00 ,. . " il Terms of Advertising. Transient advertisement.,, per.square n2 Hncsor less) first insertion Sine; Cards suusuci- - one square per annum 00 pavable quartoro .120 00 Oae column per m'" .. 00 00 half column L. One .... " . . 40 00 HOW TO V.'ASII THE USWASHED. One Crandall, writing from Wash-injrt- on to a friend at Stockton, states that he has become interested in a lately invented machine which on the rivers of California, that, have golden sands, will make anybodys fortune in less than no time, lie says that it is so constructed that it makes no difference about the depth of the wa- ter. "Wherever a boat will float it will work, and where a boat cannot lie used the machine can be used by other means, It will take up and wash dirt or gravel from the bottom of a stream at the rate of from ten to twelve cubic yards per minute. The writer draws the following sketch of the power of the machine: Now as there are twentyscven cubic feet in a cubic yard, and six pans in each cubic foot, there would be one hundred and sixtytwo pans in one cubic yard of dirt. Now. mnllipiy that by ten (as the machine will throw ten cubic yards per mhr ute),andwe have one thousand six hundred and twenty pans per minute, which at one cent per pan not very rich diggings gives us $1G20 per minute. Do you think that w.ll pay? We think it will, and are getting ready to try it. I have no doubt this sounds fishy to you, and it always will, until you can see it operate; for you or any onG else, can never realize what it will do until yon see it. Such has been my experience with every iga? advertising at the established rate,. yi Bbok"and Job Printing ! 7 kxtekIise office rpiK 1 I, auwfiied with every requisite for doing i, - a superior style of work, and iscopstant- - lv accumulating new and beautitiil styles o"f material, and is prepared for every variety of BOOK AND JOB q i PHINTINO! AT SATISFACTORY TIIICES. : pST The Public arc- - invited to call and examine both our specimens and facilities for doing work. merchants for tne low price of Mor- - to On flour is too low flung .tnd con- - templible to elicit even our contempt.' The people of Montana are not to blame for ovcrdomsr the market in u Salt Lake flour, any more than the Mormons. Such thinjrs are iroverned by the laws of trade and consumption. It was all ri"ht while the Mormous had the monopoly and could filch from the miners of Montana five times the value of their produce, but when, m the eagerness of their pur suit alter com and Glthy lucre they overcome the frarket with the mean est flodr ever seen in any country - things irom ail Monnondom, iu which mice had burrowed for years with impunity, and over which the nlii'l-rn- o rP 7T(a1-- . Vinr! f AArl ttA . Ai-ll- J l V LUU aiL4 IVWJUVW VVii I which thev have laid their eucs. hatch- - ed young chickens and shed their reatheis it is all wrong. Ue are happy to tell you that we can do bet ter at home, and if you wish to wreak your malice on the people of Montana for a result detrimental to you, in consequence of your own con duet, we can go elsewhere. Oregon and Washington affords us a better market. We can get everything in those regions, and more too. than Utah affords, and of a far superior quality. And their people are not , . . t wt ".' !! jealous ot their wives. Uur advice to vou is : " Keen vour shirt on !' ' . , . v ,t i V- - 4 . xuciu a, uuii la li biigiuesii. uouin but that Montana ban get anything she wants at a fair price, in Oregon. . O-- . - : Somewhat MiSed. The conjugal relation seems to be rather loosely understood byr some people in Eng land. A very odd case was lately heard before a Magistrate in London. during which the following strange dialogue occurred: n, . . ,v y , ' a i '"iinui i am very mucu m-usc- u by a woman who is my husband's wife, and a man who is aholher wo- - moil's htish.md unsuccessful attempts to nab him, Magistrate I don t clearly under- - , uuluJyu-- , lienah has always iHanfed to spring O ;(N C) district nominated James II. ,r . ... ,, - r- - ticn in a speech" in which ho, said : ff cM,(i mA Ia Mncrress. wo wi RPP. nil tho ot.hrr sriuthprn states f0nowinr the example, and how will nnu triHio nirrht tn w Llnrk mftn siitinfr in im TTmi nf UeDre- - sprttrttu - . i Whit it wnntVI bc feed "the 1 to .... jldm3 . prcjU(iice! want this hve thousand dollars a year as badly as anybody, but I am n4t willing to Strike a blow against the republican party. I am not willing to sell out my race,- - for such a sale wbuld my acceptance virtually be. Will somebody tell us -- whre to and a copperhead who would thus sacrifice himself for the good of his narfv. Ct ' 4 PAss Hill Hound." 1 Tie follow ing reply was received from Carthage, Illinois, to a circular issued by the' Lincoln Monument Association of that Stale: To the Lincoln Monument Association : Gentlemen: When I get iu thd notion of contributing anything for the support of your project i corn- - meniorating the life of the blackest viWaii and traitor that ever held an office of trust tendered by the Ameri- - can people, you will be very likely to. I r 1 uear irom me. a ours, in nope. j. m. bi Kilobit Springer is a justice Democratic of the peace, and resides at PJlot Grove, Hancock county, illiuois. Give him all the notoriety he de- serves. Q Sketches BiocRAriiiCAL.-Tli- e uramatic (Jnromcle, which some' times interferes with other people's quiet, has the Following under the above head : . a . p BeriAii Brown. This man is no-- . tot viw ii ifuuLii aim that of his editorias TTe can wr;,e more and sav less than any man ilr existence.-- . In all probability he will- - a political discussion on him and bored him out of all patience. OCon- - sequently deathjeft in disgust. - An influential Democrat of Port- land, lately wanted to bet that G rantO would never take his seat as PresiV dent. The Republican asked if Detti 5 ocrat would bet that Grjtt would-no- t be elected, if placed in nomiha-- , tion? "Oh no; I will not say that,,"' replied Mr. Copperhead, " but fii' will never take the seat; I let on thal!i Perhaps Mr. Traitor you believe, with the press of yogr party, that, should Grant be elected, aaoth er J. Wilkes Boolkc would suddenly spring up " to rid the country of the tyrant." Go slow, my covie; hell would cot yawn in vain for the rem- nants of your party, if such a thing is- ever again attempted. Bear that iu mind A friend of ours, latelv on a visit to Lafayette, found a copy of the. Courier at the hotel, and politely asked the landlord if anyone about the house could read it he wanted" to hear what was going on itPtlc town. No reader could bo found,. able to interpret its dirty columns.. The most intelligent of the species,. for whom it is specially provided are totally in the dark, as to its con- tents. " A Palpable II if." Gen. Granit may be over reticent ; but he - sa-ys- Borne very pointed things, for all J&st. For instance : Not long since some ., one remarked to him that Johnson was going to send off to Alaska , and the other ends of the earth for wi Lesses. " What's the use of that?" replied the general ; " he car? prov anything he Wants to, by Wells, Rac- - dall, and McCulloch." Comment nn-nessa- ry. 'We learn from the San Jose Her- - tury that Mrs. S. S. Kline, formal 01 mis city, nas opened a millinery establishment in San Jose. Mrs. K . is an estimable lady, and we hope our San Jose friends will give her suifabh; encouragement. Advocate. " Having been personally acquainted' ' with Mrs. Kline for twelve years, we : heartily endorse the above. She U not only thorough going in business, Uit ia also an exemplary, devoted. t Christian lady, whom we wish abun-- 5 dant success Gazelle. The Mercury caa safely endorses Mrs. Kline, and the San Jose people : will sooa teara to e3teem her so much' ' thai thejr would feel lost without her, -'-T- Transcript says that M Clark of Buttcville, while prospect ing on the coast last fall, discovered; a deposit of what appears to be meet-.- , , schaum clay, of. purs white color, having some of the properties of hard soap, and the lightness cf woou, There Is said to. be large quantities, of It." A box , of J.lUil'1 ul beer tint to i cni 10 c- te; Thomas "VV. Kinney, 49 Front street, Portland Oregon, DEALER IX WINES AND LIQUORS, Is constantly in receipt of Pure Whiskeys direct from the Atlantic States, andean oiler to the trade better inducements than an- other house in Portland. William Prougiiton, CONTRACTOR and BUILDER, Main street, Oregon City. Will attend to all ivork in his line, con- sisting in part of Carpenter a.id Joiner work framings building, etc Jobbing promptly attended' to. (52 JOHN H. SCHRAI, Manufacturer and Dealer in SADDLES, HARNESS, etc., etc., Main street, between Third and Fourth, Oregon dig. attention of parties desiring anything TnE my line, is directed to my stock, be- fore making purchases elsewhere". (ly) JOHN 1I.SCI1RAM. CLARK. GBEENMAN, JLTSiTiw. City Drayman, OE EG OX CITY. All orders for the delivery of merchandise, or packages and I'roisrht ot whatever descrip- tion, to any part of the city, will be executed promptly and with care. 10.0m ,W. F. HIGIIFIELD, Established since 1S19. at the old stand, MaIn" Stkeet, Ohegox City. An assortment of Watches, Jew- elry, and Seth Thomas' weight Clocks, all of which are warranted to be as represented. Kcpamngs done on short notice, and thankful i'cr past favors. (.37 DAVID SMITH, Success- - to SMITH MARSHALL, Black-Smit- h and Wagon Maker, Corner of Main and Third streets, Orcgou City Oregon. P.Iacksmiihing hi all its branches. Wagon making and repairing. All work warranted to give satisfaction. (Si) I. CltADOX. CtlAUSCr BALL. GRAD0N a C o., MAXUFACTl HERS OF Vagons & Carriages, 201 and 203 Front St., Portland, Oregon. OCT" Wagons of every description made to order. General Jobbing done with neatness and diatch. Orders from the country promptly ali ended to. OSWEGO BUSINESS. J. A. MaeBOKALD, Green Street Oswego, Oregon. Post Master and Dealer in G E N E HA L MERCHANDISE, Groci lies, V.'Imcs av'. Liquors! K0TICE TO V 110 WANT First Class Fine or Coarse Hoots sincl Siftocs! Made or Repaired. Especial care and at- tention paid to orders for line work, such as Ladies' and Misses Fine Gaiters, Gents' Fine French Calf Boots, ete: r Orders solicited from abroad will be executed with neatness and dispatch. TERW1LL1GEU A SMITH, 10. tf Green st., Oswego, Oregon OSWEGO BREWERY AND BILLIARD SALOON. Henry Gans, Proprietor. The proprietor of the above saloon wishes to inform his ii iends and the public in gen- eral that he is now ready to accommodate them with the best of Liquors,- Beer, Wines & Cigar. A'tio agent tor the sale of llum-bel'- s Orvgnn City Lager Uecr.Cream Ale ec. Xf Orders promptly attended to. IS. osw SG0 HOUSE! OSWEGO, OREGON. JOHN SCIIADE. .Proprietor, IS now prepared to receive and entertain all who may favor hitn with their patron- age. The House is New and the Rooms are Newly and Neatly Furnished. The Table will be supplied with all the delicacies of the season. The House is situated near the steamer landing. The proprietor will at all times endeavor to give entire satisfaction to all who may favor him with a call, and would respectfullv solicit the paroiage of the Traveling Public. 41;tf. Board per week $5 00 Board and Lodging 0 00 Single Meals 50 HOTELS, RES TA U RANTS, .rc. McLaughlin Hous Main street, (opposite the Woolen Mil's,) Oregon City, Oregon. E. B. KELLY, Proprietor. XW This is the most commodious Hotel in'the city. Newly furnished, andjust open for tht' reception of guests. It wiil be the endeavor of the Propri- etor to make his guests comfortable. pJO.tf OREGON HOUSE, Main Street Oregon City. JACOB E0EHM, Proprietor. ESTABLISHED 1S57. REDUCTION I V FniCES The undersigned wishes to give notice that from Saturday, October 5th, iS07, prices at the above houe will be as follows : Board and Lodging per week !jo 00 Board without Lodging 4 00 Board and Lodging per dar 1 00 JACOB BOE11M. Oregon City, Oct. 3d, 1S67. 5o:tf CLIFF HOUSE. Maix Street. Xtxirhj ftposuc WmAcn Fadorti, V. L. WHITE, I 1 pnetor. T. W. BHOADES, Oregon City, Oregon. We invite the citizens of Oregon City, ami the traveling public, to give us a share of their patronage. - Meals can be had at all hours, to please the icost fastidious. 15 Notice to the Public. HAVE this day closed the Barlow House I in favor of the Ciiit' House. Hope my old customers will give their liberal patron- age to the above well kept bouse. They wil! rjnd Messrs. Whit.? A Khondes always on band to make a nests oonsfortablo. WM BAKLQW. late stampede to the Big Horn country in search of gold. Stevensville is the Nucleus of a lanje town within half a mile of Fort Owen. A bill has been introduced into Congress establishing a branch mint at Helena. Boats on the Missouri, will this year run in connection with the cars at Sioux City. The probability is that Confed erate Gulch will as far eclipse Alder Gulch in its palmiest days, as the latter did any discovery which had ever preceded it. In a few weeks more there will bo one of the finest towns in Mon- tana on Eldorado Bar. The distauce from Helena to Eldorado is about eighteen miles. The daily Gazette, one of the neatest papers west of the Missouri, was issued at Helena on the 31st of March. It is more devoted to the interests of its locality than Demo- cratic papers generally. A half-bree- d Buffalo cow, at Fort Owen, gave birth to a calf this ppring. The generally conceived opinion has been that a hybrid could not breed; but this theory vanishes before the fact jast stated. At Diamond City, where Mon- tana Bar, in 1SGS, astonished the world by surrendering to the miner such vast riches, we have information that leads us to believe that the present season, will so far eclipse I860, as to place comparison out of the question. Besides the mines, we have evi dence that the farming interests of Montana will be looked to with re doubled energy. inree time3 as many acres will be put in cultivation this year in the valleys near Helena than ever were before. This alone will make a great requisition on la bar. - On Williams' claim, in Confed- erate Gulch, above Diamond City, from one pan of dirt out of the drain ditch, sixty dollars was recently tak- en, while from a single shovel fuH thirty-thre- e dollars and fifty cents was obtained. The land of Ophir, from which Solomon obtained his treasure, could not have exceeded this. The Rocky Mountain Gazette, a very able sheet in everything but its politics said something like this, in March last : One train has already pulled out for Salt Luke to load back with peaches, beans and other products of that country, which are in demand here. This rather irritated one of theLat- - ter Day saints who shot bis mouth off at the Gazette in the following style : " We arc perfectly satisfied that the Montana people should send to.us for produce when they need it, in-sce- ad of our people hauling it to them, to be offered at prices that would not pay for the freight, as in the past. And, considering the nice, kind nod fraternal feelings expressed towards us by our neighbors north, as repre- sented in the Helena Herald, we fan- cy they would not object to taking our produce for even less, and pay- ing us in scurrilous abuse and foul-mouth- ed slanders. Yery noble and right-spirit- ed people they must be who inhabit that region so remotely nonh, who in the elevation of self ar- rogated supremacy would recom- mend government to take our lands and homes from us, and sell them at the enormous price of a dollar and a quarter an acre to the first " loyal" purchaser that fancied a " mormon" homestead. The higher virtues which characterised ennobled humanity are so strikingly illustrated by them, that we only wonder they would deign to eat " Mormon peaches, beans, and other products," unless government should confiscate them, and give the high minded and charit- able people of that Territory an op portnuity to buy them for nothing, with freight and storage thrown in. We offered at one time to supply them with flour at reasonable prices, that they might not be plundered by speculators as they said they bad been. But they treated our sellers with contumely, and chuckled at " doing" the " Mormons,'' Now we would let them come here and buy what they need, and if our citizens were sufficiently wise not one pound of produce would these same buyers get, without paying a fair rcnuniera-tiv- e price for it." The Gazette continued the subject, on receipt of the above, and said ; Wo clip this beautiful twaddle from the Salt Lake 'City Evening Neics, of April 11th. In low petty malice and meanness we have never seen its equal. What in the world ever got into the head of the Latter Day Saint win penned the above trlueion that the people of Montana ...v.-ttf..! it-- i s:i-r- , brush! Whv shftiilil oar citizens desire to; exchange their rich lauds or abanJon them for the grease .vcca p.aics. aaa va.ues c O o O O Mi How sweet to recline in the lapse of aijes say about eighteen. Why was Herod's wife a Fenian? Because she had a head sent her. Tress, Pulpitj and Petticoai3 three ruling powers. Pay for your pantaloons; don't be charged for breeches of trust. Why is old age like a dog's tail? Because it is in-fir- m. Why is adog's tail a great novelty? Because no one ever saw it before. Why Is a lorn cat like a surgeon? Because they both mcw-lill-lat- e. You may joke when you please, if you are careful to please when you joke. When the country is afflicted, the political doctors apply lecthes to its chest. Why do birds in their little nests acree? Because they'd fall out if they didn't. Why is an egg overdone like one underdone? Because it is hardly done. Much benevolence consists in an amoition to distribute another's money When do we read of decaying na ture? Wheu Autumn turns the leaves. Wonen often go to the destruc tion cf their husbands' fortunes through buy-way- s. " Bobby, why don't your mother sew up your trousers?'' " Cause she's at ttie vestry, sewing for the heathens.'' Brigbam Young conducts his cons nubial affairs on the principle of "large business and small projects.1' Answer to correspondent who writes us for a capital to start nursey State how many children you begin with. Who ever heard of a woman with pretty ankles and whole stockings, complain of sidewalks or muddy cros-sings- The young lady who called at bookstore for Drake on Attachments, wa3 disappointed to find it a mere law-boo- k. Queer thing is an insurance policy. If I can't sell it, I tan-ee- l it; and if I can-c- el it, I cau't sell it. A young woman's fancy is like the moon, which changes continually, but always has a man in it. Whom did Robinson Crusoe meet on the desert Island? A great swell, and a little cove running inland. Here's to internal improvements, as our devil said when he swallowed a dose of salts. Why are most government offl cials like postage stamps? Because they are poor sticks. Bells and priests may call Others to holiness, and know nothing of it themsclvesi " Do you know what I am think- ing about!1' Said a customer to his barber. - No, sir, not exactly; but I can seo what is rumiiny in your head' A clergyman said he addressed his congregation of ladies and gentlemen as brethren, because the kl brethren" embraced the ladies. A touchy husband told his wife they could not agree, and must divide the house. " Very well," Said she, "you take the outside.'' 41 1 wish," said an irate lawyer, "you would pay a little more atten- tion to what I say." " I am" an- swered the witness, " paying as little as I can.'' Punch advises farmers to sow their P's, keep their U's, warm, hive their B's, shoot their J's, feed their N's, look after their potatoes' I's, and take their E's. A physician told a lady that if women were admitted to paradise their tongues would make a hell of it. '" And if some doctors, practised there," she said, " they would soon make it a desert." A polite young lady recently as- serted that she had lived near a barn-yard- , and that it was impossible for her to sleep in the morning, on ac- count of the outcry made by gentle- men hen. A paymaster once called on Presi- dent Lincoln, on New Years day, and said that he had only called to pay his respects. " Yes," said the PrciideV.t, 4i aod froai the complainti of the soldiers, I tiim that is all you 4 , , Music of Solomon's Temple. The disentombing of the Assyrian sculptures and the deciphering of As Syrian and Egyptian inscriptions have opened new fields of investigation in almost every department of knowl- edge. Among the branches of sci ence which have shared in these dis- coveries that of music has been ben- efited largely. The accounts of an- cient musical instruments were vague, and our ideas, especially of Hebrew music, were confuscd,till re- cent sculptures and paintings have been brought to light which delineate the musical instruments of early Ori- ental nations, and in a number of cases veritable specimens have been disentombed. Such, for example, is an Egyptian harp found in Thebes, with its strings yet perfect enough to vibrate again, after a silence of 3,000 years. The more recent investiga- tions prove that the parent of all known musical science was Assyria. Erom I he Assyrians, the Hebrews and the Egyptians, and, indeed, all Eastirn nations, derived their knowl- edge of music. The unveiled monu ments show that, in the time of Sen nacherib, music was a highly cultured art, and must have existed through generations. This polished nation used a harp of 21 strings, the frame of which was fur feet high, which accompanied minstrel songs, or was borne in the dance. The lyre of tor- toise shell, the double pipe, the trum- pet, drum and bell were common. Evea of the bagpipe, representations have been discovered, though none of stringed instruments, like the violin, played with the bow. In ail delinc-- . ations of social or worshiping assem blies, musiciil instruments very much like our modern ones havo a prom iiicnt place. ' The Hebrew music at the time of the exodus, was purely Egyptian ; but it was much modified, subsequently, by association with Asiatic nations. In the temple of Jerusalem, nccord-in- g to the Talmud, stood a powerful organ, consisting of a windchest vith ten holes, containing ten pipes, each pipe capable of emitting ten different sounds by means of finger holes, so that a hundred sounds could be pro duced by it. It was provided with two pairs of bellows and ten keys, so that it could be played with the fin- gers. According to the rabbins, it could be heard a great distance from the temple. Moral Light ix the Family. Show us a family of intelligent boys and girls, and wo will show you a family where newspapers and period- icals arc plenty. Nobody who has been without these private tutors can know their educating power for good or evil. Have you ever thought of the innumerable topics of discussion which they suggest at the breakfast table ; the important public measures with which, thus early, our children become acquainted; great philanthrop- ic questions of the day, to which tin consciously their attention is awak- ened, and the general spirit of intel- ligence which is evoked by these qui et visitors? Anything that makes home pleasant, cheerful and chatty, thins the haunts of vice, and the thons and and or.e avenues of temptation, should certainly be regarded, when we consider its influence on the minds of the young, as a great moral and social light. Foor Old Ireland. Cardinal Cul'en, iu a recent pastoral address upon Ireland, says " that her popula- tion has been lessened by millions ; her trade is bad, and in a short pe riod 400,0C0 houses have disappear ed." He continues : " While the most abject poverty abounds, we have been obliged to pay to other countries about 30,000,000, in the five years ending 1S6G, for the ucces- - saries of life, which formerly were abundantly supplied by our fruitful soil." Cox. What is the difference be tween a barber and a mother '? One has razors to thrive, and the ether shavers to rave. o 0 BUSINESS CARDS. 0Ij add & Tilt on, BANKERS, rOKTLAXI), Ol'-KdO- Will give prompt attention to collections, and other business appertaining to Uiuiktng. Siqht and Telegraphic Exchange n Han Francisco and the Atlantic States for nale. Government Securities bought and lM sold. L. C. Fuller, BROKER, Pays the Highest Price for Gold. Dust Legal Tenders and Government securities homrht and Sold. JNo. 10b troni si., xi.tf Portland, Oregon. Dr. F. Barclay, Iff. E. C L.4 (Formerly Surgeon to the Hon. II. B. Co.) OFFICE: At Main Street rrt Oregon City. Dr. CHARLES BLACH, Physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur. bFFlCE Corner of Washington and Front utrefts, Parrish's Block, Portland, Oregon. ItESIDENCE Washington street, between Fourth and Fifth streets. f '2'2-l- y J. WELCH, DENTIST. Per Located t On ion City, Oregon. Rooms with Dr. Saffarans, on Main street. BEN TO II KILLIir, Oreytin City, Oregon. OiTice iu Charmaii's Brick Bloek, up Btairs. tri0:tf) W. C. JOH.VSOX. F. O. M COTVN. Xittri J'nhiic. JOHNSON & McCOWN, OREGON CITY, OREGON. Will attend to all business entrusted I i our care in any of the Courts of the State, collect money, negotiate loans, sell real es- tate, ett. irf"Particular attention given to contested land cases, Attorney and Covxselor-at-.La- w, q Orego.i City, Oregon. I ? Oilico over the store of Pope & C'V, Main street. . 4i.tf "JAIYIES Bl7lYIO0BFM Justice of Ike Peace 0 City Recorder. OSico In the Court House and City "Council Room, Oregon City. Will attend to the acknowledgment of ieedi-- and all other duties appertaining to theollice of Justice of the Peace. 2:ly a. n. 1IKLL. E. A. P.VItKEU. BELii &. PARKIER. 1 llXTGGilSTS, AXD I'FALEUS IM Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Paints, Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes, And every Article kept in a Drug Store-- . 33. )q Main Stkeet, Okkgox City. Qr. C. MANX. tllOS. LEAHY. Fashion Billiard Saloon. Main street, between Second and Third, Oregon City. MANN & LEARY Proprietors. f IMIE above long established and popular Jl Saloon is yet a favorite resort, and as rtjlly the choicest brands ot Wines, Liquors and Ciurars are dispensed to customers a share of the public patronage is solicited. Vf X. B. Families supplied with the choicest Liquors, English Ale and Porter, in bottles, on the most reasonable terni3. w- 0 SHAJ3ES SALOON. fy'dt Side Main. . ,', brtwen Second and Third, Oregon City. GEORGE A. HAAS Proprietor. The proprietor begs leavo to inform bis friends and the public generally that the Above named popular saloon is open for their accommodation, with a new and well assort- ed supply of the finest brands of wiues, Jtquors and cigars. 53 ISAAC FAKR. JOHN FAML FARR & BROTHER, Butchers and Meat Venders. Thankful for the favors of the community in the past, wish to say that they will con- tinue to deliver to their patrons, from the wagon, as usual, On Tuesdays and Saturday of Och tceel; all the best qualities of Beet, Mutton, and Pork, or any other class of meats in the market. S.tf Impcrisil Mills, OttEGOX CITY. KEEP COXSTASTLY OX IIAXD FOR SALE : BRAN AND CHICKEN FEED! 1 :J rarticd winthig fc.l in;. I furnish their sacks. Catf person whom I have taken to see a small working model. Wc are now building a full sized machine, and expect to have it ready to operate within two months from the present date. We have already been offered and refused $150,000 for the right for the State of California. The Independent remarks: Nothing is said about the cost of operating the machine, and it is tak- en for granted, apparently, that a cent to the pan can be found any- where. A cent to the pan, is not, by any means, poor diggings. With plenty of dirt containing that amount of gold dust, any industrious miner can make good wages at the sluice boxes. But according to Mr. Cran dall's calculation, one of his machines, in ten hours, would wash out the handsome sum ot $972,000! Whew! Zincotypy. This is the name given a new discovery in the printing business which threatens, as a thou sand other inventions have threatened before, to revolutionize the "art preservative." The matter required to be printed is written out on copy- ing paper, acd a zinc plate having been carefully polished, the writing is transferred to its surface. Tnc zinc is then subjected to a chemical process, by which the surface, except where the impression of the writing appears, is eaten away perpcndieular- - y, not horizontally. This leaves the ac simile of the written matter stand-n- g out-fro- the face of the plate, reciselyT as the face of the ordinary- - typo stands up from the solid mass when ready for printing. The plate is then ready for printing from, as a negative, and the original handwrit ing, with every mark, dot and scratch, perfect as when the ink first flowed from the pro unou the naner. is re- - ft 4. A produced as from an ordinary stereo type plate, which it resembles in ap pearance. This process renders the work of a compositor entirely tin neccessary, and it is thought that it will so reduce the price of doing cer tains kinds cf work as to supercede the use of movable type altogether. Even now many of the scientific. papers use this zinc plate and acid for the purpose of explaining machinery. etc. Ihey have only to put the drawing from the paper on to the zinc by means of a certain composi tion, and then put the zinc into an acid bath, wherein the part not" cov ered by the composition is reduced. Dy and by it is not improbable that any picture or painting, with all its beauty and all its colors, can be transferred to the newspaper almost as cheaply as the same space can nov"? be covered by type. A number of women living in the suburbs and outskirts of Boston have subscribed money for the purpose of building a club-hou- se for their own convenience, in a central part of the city. It is intended to" be a place of meeting, where, as directresses of dif ferent societies, etc., they can hold conferences, and where occasional meals can be had in a quiet way. Getlemen, unless with the consent of the members, wiil be rigidly exclus ded. The enterprise is projected by several of the wealthier ladies of the city. Membership will bo strictly confined to their own social circle. The Helena Gazette is of the opinion that the great prejudice of the Radicals against Montana ou ac- count of its Democracy, will defeat the bill making that a State. We wonder if that ic a!!, Stand you. Plaintiff Don't you! Well, I ara mv husband's wife, and he's rot o i another wife I want to take pro ceedings against my husband and his wife. They lead me a rare life, pars ticularly my husbaud's other wife. Magistrate He can't haveancther wife. Plaintiff But he has got her, and I paid fur it. Magistrate Yon mean to say that your husband has committed bigamy? Plaintiff That I do; and I paid for it. - Magistrate Yon paid for it. Plaintiff I've got it here (produc ing a certificate.) 1 paid 2s. 7d. for it to the parson's wifo at Hammer smith. The Magistrate, finding the certifi-t- e duly made out, asked the plain tiff if she wished to prosecute her husband for bigamy, to which she re plied with great candor: " I don't mind what I do to him or to her; I should like to get rid of therri both; first he 13 with me, and then he is with her, and then they are both at rne together. I want to prosecute him for marrying the two of us." No wonder Brigham loung finds England ' such a fine recruiting sta- - ticn... Ready Witted. An Irishman, ad dicted to telling queer stories, said he saw a man beheaded, with his hands tied behind him, who directly picked Gp his head and put it on his shoul- ders ih the right place. " Ila! ha!" said a bystander, "how could he pick up his head when hi3 hands were tied behind him ?'' "An' snre what a fool ye are; " said Pat. " Couldn't lie pick it up with his tathe ?" m ; DnEtv AND1 Yavderbilt. A New York letter says Daniel Drew is a short, thick set man, with a rather shrivelled, wea2en face. He dresses very plainly, carries a cane, and has quite a farrrler-lik- e appearance. Commodore Yanderbilt, now in Ins seventy-sixt- h year, 13 one of the hand- somest men in New York. He has a skin and complexion almost as fair as a woman. lie dresses very neat- ly, always wears a white cravat, and a ministerial cut coat, and would be taken by ninety-nin- e in a hundred far a preacher. , . T Garters. -- When Willis (N. P.) was in Germany he bought a pair of garters at a fair. Inside, the delicate "strings" were consecrated with, the following verses : . . . When night with n:oring lingers,. Awake and etimng be, ;. And with your pretty fingers . Clasp this about your knee. When tlay with ve reposes, And stars begin to see, , Unclasp this band of roses !': - And, dearest, think of aUj - i ... We don't know how it is in Ger 1 mal57 b,ut in th5s comUry such poet- - Tj (in, such a connection) would oe- - i cyntiareu uamitist to say- tce.leS. O A IK r t: M

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Page 1: J1 AL JL - University of OregonJ--- i.Sfi, ' i si"-r o "1-- J1 AL JL Vol. 2. OREGON CITY, OBEGONvSATURDAY, MAY 23 No.:n BUSINESS CARD S. MOXTANA AND UTAH. Utah. For one we assure them

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Vol. 2. OREGON CITY, OBEGONv SATURDAY, MAY 23 No. :nUtah. For one we assure them A Magnanimous NEGRo.-lv- e-B USINESS CARD S. MOXTANA AND UTAH.

Much suffering resulted fron; thethat they ueed have no fears of ajcenllv the radicals of the ItaleighSijelUcckln Enterprise.

Pushed evert Saturday morning

Bv D. C. IRELAND,covetous disposition of the people: ofthis .territory for either their sagebrush or women, of whOnr they Seem "arns' a IUW ooa niu, u-s- o

jealous! The' fling-cas- t at oar gress. Harris declined the nomma- -

OPPOSED TO PAIV.

Benefits, like flowers, please onlywben fresh.

In prosperity, prepare for a change.In adversity, hope for one.

These are loving times, when every-thing is as dear as it can be.

To learn the value of money, tryto borrow some.

Often a man drives a pair of grays,while he himself is driven by duns.

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TIIEl EVEXISG BELL.

How sweet and solemn is the sound,From yon lonely tower,

That sends it deep-tone- d musicAt twilight's holy hour !

When every sound of day is mute,And all its vcices still,

And silence walks with velvet feetO'er valley, town and bill.

When every passion is at rest,And every tumult fled,

And through the warm and tranquil breastThe charm of peace is spread.

Oh, then how sweet the solemn bellThat toils to evening praj-e- r 1

While each vibration seems to tellThai thou, Oh God, are there.

of Fifth andOFFICE cast corner

MaisVtTTet in the building latch-know- n

Hi the Court House, Oregon City, Uiegon.

Terms of Subscription.

Onecopy, one year in "jdvance00

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Terms of Advertising.Transient advertisement.,, per.square

n2 Hncsor less) first insertion

Sine; Cardssuusuci--one square per annum

00pavable quartoro .120 00

Oae column per m'" . . 00 00half column

L.One .... " . . 40 00

HOW TO V.'ASII THE USWASHED.

One Crandall, writing from Wash-injrt- on

to a friend at Stockton, statesthat he has become interested in alately invented machine which on therivers of California, that, have goldensands, will make anybodys fortunein less than no time, lie says thatit is so constructed that it makes nodifference about the depth of the wa-

ter. "Wherever a boat will float itwill work, and where a boat cannotlie used the machine can be used byother means, It will take up andwash dirt or gravel from the bottomof a stream at the rate of from ten totwelve cubic yards per minute. Thewriter draws the following sketch ofthe power of the machine:

Now as there are twentyscvencubic feet in a cubic yard, and sixpans in each cubic foot, there wouldbe one hundred and sixtytwo pansin one cubic yard of dirt. Now.mnllipiy that by ten (as the machinewill throw ten cubic yards per mhrute),andwe have one thousand sixhundred and twenty pans per minute,which at one cent per pan not veryrich diggings gives us $1G20 perminute. Do you think that w.llpay? We think it will, and are gettingready to try it. I have no doubt thissounds fishy to you, and it alwayswill, until you can see it operate; foryou or any onG else, can never realizewhat it will do until yon see it. Suchhas been my experience with every

iga? advertising at the established rate,.

yi Bbok"and Job Printing !

7 kxtekIise officerpiK1

I, auwfiied with every requisite for doingi, - a superior style of work, and iscopstant- -

lv accumulating new and beautitiil styleso"f material, and is prepared for everyvariety of

BOOK AND JOBqi PHINTINO!

AT SATISFACTORY TIIICES.

: pST The Public arc- - invited to call andexamine both our specimens and facilitiesfor doing work.

merchants for tne low price of Mor--to On flour is too low flung .tnd con- -

templible to elicit even our contempt.'The people of Montana are not toblame for ovcrdomsr the market in uSalt Lake flour, any more than theMormons. Such thinjrs are irovernedby the laws of trade and consumption.It was all ri"ht while the Mormoushad the monopoly and could filchfrom the miners of Montana fivetimes the value of their produce, butwhen, m the eagerness of their pursuit alter com and Glthy lucre theyovercome the frarket with the meanest flodr ever seen in any country -

things irom ail Monnondom, iuwhich mice had burrowed for yearswith impunity, and over which thenlii'l-rn- o rP 7T(a1-- . Vinr! fAArl ttA .

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which thev have laid their eucs. hatch- -

ed young chickens and shed theirreatheis it is all wrong. Ue arehappy to tell you that we can do better at home, and if you wish towreak your malice on the people ofMontana for a result detrimental toyou, in consequence of your own conduet, we can go elsewhere. Oregonand Washington affords us a bettermarket. We can get everything inthose regions, and more too. thanUtah affords, and of a far superiorquality. And their people are not, . .t wt ".' !!jealous ot their wives. Uur adviceto vou is : " Keen vour shirt on !' '

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but that Montana ban get anythingshe wants at a fair price, in Oregon.

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Somewhat MiSed. The conjugalrelation seems to be rather looselyunderstood byr some people in England. A very odd case was latelyheard before a Magistrate in London.during which the following strangedialogue occurred:

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'"iinui i am very mucu m-usc- u

by a woman who is my husband'swife, and a man who is aholher wo- -

moil's htish.mdunsuccessful attempts to nab him,Magistrate I don t clearly under- - , uuluJyu-- ,

lienah has always iHanfed to spring

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;(N C ) district nominated James II.,r . ... , , - r- -

ticn in a speech" in which ho, said :

ff cM,(i mA Ia Mncrress. wowi RPP. nil tho ot.hrr sriuthprn states

f0nowinr the example, and how willnnu triHio nirrht tn w Llnrk

mftn siitinfr in im TTmi nf UeDre- -

sprttrttu - . i Whit it wnntVI

bc feed "the 1to.... jldm3.

prcjU(iice!want this hve thousand dollars a yearas badly as anybody, but I am n4twilling to Strike a blow against therepublican party. I am not willingto sell out my race,-- for such a salewbuld my acceptance virtually be.

Will somebody tell us --whre toand a copperhead who would thussacrifice himself for the good of hisnarfv.

Ct '4 PAss Hill Hound." 1Tie follow

ing reply was received from Carthage,Illinois, to a circular issued by the'Lincoln Monument Association ofthat Stale:To the Lincoln Monument Association :

Gentlemen: When I get iu thdnotion of contributing anything forthe support of your project i corn- -meniorating the life of the blackestviWaii and traitor that ever held anoffice of trust tendered by the Ameri- -

can people, you will be very likely to.I r 1uear irom me. a ours, in nope.

j. m. bi KilobitSpringer is a justice Democratic

of the peace, and resides at PJlotGrove, Hancock county, illiuois.Give him all the notoriety he de-

serves. Q

Sketches BiocRAriiiCAL.-Tli- e

uramatic (Jnromcle, which some'times interferes with other people'squiet, has the Following under theabove head : . a . p

BeriAii Brown. This man is no-- .

tot viw ii ifuuLii aimthat of his editorias TTe can wr;,emore and sav less than any man ilrexistence.-- . In all probability he will--

a political discussion on him andbored him out of all patience. OCon- -

sequently deathjeft in disgust.-

An influential Democrat of Port-land, lately wanted to bet that G rantOwould never take his seat as PresiVdent. The Republican asked if Detti 5

ocrat would bet that Grjtt would-no- t

be elected, if placed in nomiha-- ,tion? "Oh no; I will not say that,,"'replied Mr. Copperhead, " but fii'will never take the seat; I let onthal!i Perhaps Mr. Traitor youbelieve, with the press of yogr party,that, should Grant be elected, aaother J. Wilkes Boolkc would suddenlyspring up " to rid the country of thetyrant." Go slow, my covie; hellwould cot yawn in vain for the rem-

nants of your party, if such a thing is-

ever again attempted. Bear that iumind

A friend of ours, latelv on a visitto Lafayette, found a copy of the.Courier at the hotel, and politelyasked the landlord if anyone aboutthe house could read it he wanted"to hear what was going on itPtlctown. No reader could bo found,.able to interpret its dirty columns..The most intelligent of the species,.for whom it is specially providedare totally in the dark, as to its con-tents.

" A Palpable II if." Gen. Granitmay be over reticent ; but he - sa-ys-

Borne very pointed things, for all J&st.

For instance : Not long since some .,

one remarked to him that Johnsonwas going to send off to Alaska , andthe other ends of the earth for wiLesses. " What's the use of that?"replied the general ; " he car? provanything he Wants to, by Wells, Rac- -

dall, and McCulloch." Comment nn-nessa- ry.

'We learn from the San Jose Her- -

tury that Mrs. S. S. Kline, formal01 mis city, nas opened a millineryestablishment in San Jose. Mrs. K .is an estimable lady, and we hope ourSan Jose friends will give her suifabh;encouragement. Advocate.

" Having been personally acquainted''

with Mrs. Kline for twelve years, we :

heartily endorse the above. She Unot only thorough going in business,Uit ia also an exemplary, devoted.

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Christian lady, whom we wish abun-- 5dant success Gazelle.

The Mercury caa safely endorsesMrs. Kline, and the San Jose people :

will sooa teara to e3teem her so much' '

thai thejr would feel lost without her,

-'-T- Transcript says that M

Clark of Buttcville, while prospecting on the coast last fall, discovered;

a deposit of what appears to be meet-.- ,,

schaum clay, of. purs white color,having some of the properties of

hard soap, and the lightness cf woou,There Is said to. be large quantities,of It." A box , of J.lUil'1 ul

beer tint to i cni 10 c- te;

Thomas "VV. Kinney,49 Front street, Portland Oregon,

DEALER IX

WINES AND LIQUORS,Is constantly in receipt of Pure Whiskeys

direct from the Atlantic States, andean oilerto the trade better inducements than an-other house in Portland.

William Prougiiton,CONTRACTOR and BUILDER,

Main street, Oregon City.

Will attend to all ivork in his line, con-sisting in part of Carpenter a.id Joiner work

framings building, etc Jobbing promptlyattended' to. (52

JOHN H. SCHRAI,Manufacturer and Dealer in

SADDLES, HARNESS,etc., etc.,

Main street, between Third and Fourth,Oregon dig.

attention of parties desiring anythingTnE my line, is directed to my stock, be-

fore making purchases elsewhere".(ly) JOHN 1I.SCI1RAM.

CLARK. GBEENMAN,

JLTSiTiw. City Drayman,OE EG OX CITY.

All orders for the delivery of merchandise,or packages and I'roisrht ot whatever descrip-tion, to any part of the city, will be executedpromptly and with care. 10.0m

,W. F. HIGIIFIELD,Established since 1S19. at the old stand,

MaIn" Stkeet, Ohegox City.An assortment of Watches, Jew-

elry, and Seth Thomas' weightClocks, all of which are warrantedto be as represented.

Kcpamngs done on short notice,and thankful i'cr past favors. (.37

DAVID SMITH,Success- - to SMITH MARSHALL,

Black-Smit- h and Wagon Maker,Corner of Main and Third streets,

Orcgou City Oregon.

P.Iacksmiihing hi all its branches. Wagonmaking and repairing. All work warrantedto give satisfaction. (Si)

I. CltADOX. CtlAUSCr BALL.

GRAD0N a C o.,MAXUFACTl HERS OF

Vagons & Carriages,201 and 203 Front St., Portland, Oregon.

OCT" Wagons of every descriptionmade to order. General Jobbing donewith neatness and diatch.

Orders from the country promptlyaliended to.

OSWEGO BUSINESS.

J. A. MaeBOKALD,Green Street Oswego, Oregon.

Post Master and Dealer inG E N E HA L MERCHANDISE,

Groci lies, V.'Imcs av'. Liquors!

K0TICE TOV 110 WANT

First Class Fine or Coarse

Hoots sincl Siftocs!Made or Repaired. Especial care and at-

tention paid to orders for line work, such asLadies' and Misses Fine Gaiters, Gents' FineFrench Calf Boots, ete:

r Orders solicited from abroad will beexecuted with neatness and dispatch.

TERW1LL1GEU A SMITH,10. tf Green st., Oswego, Oregon

OSWEGO BREWERYAND BILLIARD SALOON.

Henry Gans, Proprietor.The proprietor of the above saloon wishes

to inform his ii iends and the public in gen-eral that he is now ready to accommodatethem with the best of Liquors,- Beer, Wines& Cigar. A'tio agent tor the sale of llum-bel'- s

Orvgnn City Lager Uecr.Cream Ale ec.Xf Orders promptly attended to. IS.

osw SG0 HOUSE!OSWEGO, OREGON.

JOHN SCIIADE. .Proprietor,

IS now prepared to receive and entertainall who may favor hitn with their patron-

age. The House is New and the Rooms areNewly and Neatly Furnished. The Tablewill be supplied with all the delicacies ofthe season. The House is situated near thesteamer landing. The proprietor will at alltimes endeavor to give entire satisfaction toall who may favor him with a call, andwould respectfullv solicit the paroiage ofthe Traveling Public. 41;tf.

Board per week $5 00Board and Lodging 0 00Single Meals 50

HOTELS, RES TA URANTS, .rc.

McLaughlin HousMain street, (opposite the Woolen Mil's,)

Oregon City, Oregon.

E. B. KELLY, Proprietor.

XW This is the most commodious Hotelin'the city. Newly furnished, andjust openfor tht' reception of guests.

It wiil be the endeavor of the Propri-etor to make his guests comfortable. pJO.tf

OREGON HOUSE,Main Street Oregon City.

JACOB E0EHM, Proprietor.ESTABLISHED 1S57.

REDUCTION I V FniCESThe undersigned wishes to give notice

that from Saturday, October 5th, iS07, pricesat the above houe will be as follows :

Board and Lodging per week !jo 00Board without Lodging 4 00Board and Lodging per dar 1 00

JACOB BOE11M.Oregon City, Oct. 3d, 1S67. 5o:tf

CLIFF HOUSE.Maix Street.

Xtxirhj ftposuc WmAcn Fadorti,V. L. WHITE, I 1 pnetor.T. W. BHOADES,

Oregon City, Oregon.We invite the citizens of Oregon City, ami

the traveling public, to give us a share oftheir patronage. - Meals can be had at allhours, to please the icost fastidious. 15

Notice to the Public.HAVE this day closed the Barlow HouseI in favor of the Ciiit' House. Hope my

old customers will give their liberal patron-age to the above well kept bouse. Theywil! rjnd Messrs. Whit.? A Khondes alwayson band to make a nests oonsfortablo.

WM BAKLQW.

late stampede to the Big Horncountry in search of gold.

Stevensville is the Nucleus of alanje town within half a mile of FortOwen.

A bill has been introduced intoCongress establishing a branch mintat Helena.

Boats on the Missouri, will thisyear run in connection with the carsat Sioux City.

The probability is that Confederate Gulch will as far eclipse AlderGulch in its palmiest days, asthe latter did any discovery whichhad ever preceded it.

In a few weeks more there willbo one of the finest towns in Mon-

tana on Eldorado Bar. The distaucefrom Helena to Eldorado is abouteighteen miles.

The daily Gazette, one of theneatest papers west of the Missouri,was issued at Helena on the 31st of

March. It is more devoted to theinterests of its locality than Demo-cratic papers generally.

A half-bree-d Buffalo cow, atFort Owen, gave birth to a calf thisppring. The generally conceivedopinion has been that a hybrid couldnot breed; but this theory vanishesbefore the fact jast stated.

At Diamond City, where Mon-

tana Bar, in 1SGS, astonished theworld by surrendering to the minersuch vast riches, we have informationthat leads us to believe that thepresent season, will so far eclipseI860, as to place comparison out ofthe question.

Besides the mines, we have evidence that the farming interests ofMontana will be looked to with redoubled energy. inree time3 asmany acres will be put in cultivationthis year in the valleys near Helenathan ever were before. This alonewill make a great requisition on labar. -

On Williams' claim, in Confed-

erate Gulch, above Diamond City,from one pan of dirt out of the drainditch, sixty dollars was recently tak-

en, while from a single shovel fuH

thirty-thre- e dollars and fifty centswas obtained. The land of Ophir,from which Solomon obtained histreasure, could not have exceededthis.

The Rocky Mountain Gazette, avery able sheet in everything but itspolitics said something like this, inMarch last :

One train has already pulled outfor Salt Luke to load back withpeaches, beans and other products ofthat country, which are in demandhere.

This rather irritated one of theLat- -

ter Day saints who shot bis mouthoff at the Gazette in the followingstyle :

" We arc perfectly satisfied thatthe Montana people should send to.usfor produce when they need it, in-sce- ad

of our people hauling it to them,to be offered at prices that would notpay for the freight, as in the past.And, considering the nice, kind nodfraternal feelings expressed towardsus by our neighbors north, as repre-sented in the Helena Herald, we fan-

cy they would not object to takingour produce for even less, and pay-ing us in scurrilous abuse and foul-mouth- ed

slanders. Yery noble andright-spirit- ed people they must bewho inhabit that region so remotelynonh, who in the elevation of self ar-

rogated supremacy would recom-mend government to take our landsand homes from us, and sell them atthe enormous price of a dollar and aquarter an acre to the first " loyal"purchaser that fancied a " mormon"homestead. The higher virtues whichcharacterised ennobled humanity areso strikingly illustrated by them,that we only wonder they woulddeign to eat " Mormon peaches,beans, and other products," unlessgovernment should confiscate them,and give the high minded and charit-able people of that Territory an opportnuity to buy them for nothing,with freight and storage thrown in.We offered at one time to supplythem with flour at reasonable prices,that they might not be plundered byspeculators as they said they badbeen. But they treated our sellerswith contumely, and chuckled at" doing" the " Mormons,'' Now wewould let them come here and buywhat they need, and if our citizenswere sufficiently wise not one poundof produce would these same buyersget, without paying a fair rcnuniera-tiv- e

price for it."The Gazette continued the subject,

on receipt of the above, and said ;

Wo clip this beautiful twaddlefrom the Salt Lake 'City EveningNeics, of April 11th. In low pettymalice and meanness we have neverseen its equal. What in the worldever got into the head of the LatterDay Saint win penned the abovetrlueion that the people of Montana

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oar citizens desire to; exchange theirrich lauds or abanJon them for thegrease .vcca p.aics. aaa va.ues c

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How sweet to recline in the lapseof aijes say about eighteen.

Why was Herod's wife a Fenian?Because she had a head sent her.

Tress, Pulpitj and Petticoai3three ruling powers.

Pay for your pantaloons; don't becharged for breeches of trust.

Why is old age like a dog's tail?Because it is in-fir- m.

Why is adog's tail a great novelty?Because no one ever saw it before.

Why Is a lorn cat like a surgeon?Because they both mcw-lill-lat- e.

You may joke when you please, if

you are careful to please when youjoke.

When the country is afflicted, thepolitical doctors apply lecthes to itschest.

Why do birds in their little nestsacree? Because they'd fall out ifthey didn't.

Why is an egg overdone like oneunderdone? Because it is hardlydone.

Much benevolence consists in anamoition to distribute another'smoney

When do we read of decaying nature? Wheu Autumn turns theleaves.

Wonen often go to the destruction cf their husbands' fortunesthrough buy-way- s.

" Bobby, why don't your mothersew up your trousers?'' " Cause she'sat ttie vestry, sewing for theheathens.''

Brigbam Young conducts his consnubial affairs on the principle of"large business and small projects.1'

Answer to correspondent whowrites us for a capital to startnursey State how many childrenyou begin with.

Who ever heard of a woman withpretty ankles and whole stockings,complain of sidewalks or muddycros-sings-

The young lady who called atbookstore for Drake on Attachments,wa3 disappointed to find it a merelaw-boo- k.

Queer thing is an insurance policy.If I can't sell it, I tan-ee- l it; and if Ican-c- el it, I cau't sell it.

A young woman's fancy is like themoon, which changes continually, butalways has a man in it.

Whom did Robinson Crusoe meeton the desert Island? A great swell,and a little cove running inland.

Here's to internal improvements,as our devil said when he swalloweda dose of salts.

Why are most government offl

cials like postage stamps? Becausethey are poor sticks.

Bells and priests may call Othersto holiness, and know nothing of itthemsclvesi

" Do you know what I am think-

ing about!1' Said a customer to hisbarber. - No, sir, not exactly; butI can seo what is rumiiny in yourhead'

A clergyman said he addressed his

congregation of ladies and gentlemenas brethren, because the kl brethren"embraced the ladies.

A touchy husband told his wife theycould not agree, and must divide thehouse. " Very well," Said she, "youtake the outside.''

41 1 wish," said an irate lawyer,"you would pay a little more atten-

tion to what I say." " I am" an-

swered the witness, " paying as littleas I can.''

Punch advises farmers to sow theirP's, keep their U's, warm, hive theirB's, shoot their J's, feed their N's,look after their potatoes' I's, andtake their E's.

A physician told a lady that if

women were admitted to paradise

their tongues would make a hell of it.'" And if some doctors, practisedthere," she said, " they would soonmake it a desert."

A polite young lady recently as-

serted that she had lived near a barn-yard- ,

and that it was impossible for

her to sleep in the morning, on ac-

count of the outcry made by gentle-men hen.

A paymaster once called on Presi-

dent Lincoln, on New Years day,and said that he had only called topay his respects. " Yes," said thePrciideV.t, 4i aod froai the complaintiof the soldiers, I tiim that is all you4 , ,

Music of Solomon's Temple.The disentombing of the Assyriansculptures and the deciphering of AsSyrian and Egyptian inscriptions haveopened new fields of investigation in

almost every department of knowl-

edge. Among the branches of science which have shared in these dis-

coveries that of music has been ben-

efited largely. The accounts of an-

cient musical instruments werevague, and our ideas, especially ofHebrew music, were confuscd,till re-

cent sculptures and paintings havebeen brought to light which delineatethe musical instruments of early Ori-

ental nations, and in a number ofcases veritable specimens have beendisentombed. Such, for example, isan Egyptian harp found in Thebes,with its strings yet perfect enough tovibrate again, after a silence of 3,000years. The more recent investiga-

tions prove that the parent of allknown musical science was Assyria.Erom I he Assyrians, the Hebrewsand the Egyptians, and, indeed, all

Eastirn nations, derived their knowl-

edge of music. The unveiled monuments show that, in the time of Sennacherib, music was a highly culturedart, and must have existed throughgenerations. This polished nationused a harp of 21 strings, the frameof which was fur feet high, which

accompanied minstrel songs, or wasborne in the dance. The lyre of tor-

toise shell, the double pipe, the trum-

pet, drum and bell were common.Evea of the bagpipe, representationshave been discovered, though none ofstringed instruments, like the violin,played with the bow. In ail delinc-- .

ations of social or worshiping assem

blies, musiciil instruments very much

like our modern ones havo a promiiicnt place. '

The Hebrew music at the time ofthe exodus, was purely Egyptian ; but

it was much modified, subsequently,by association with Asiatic nations.In the temple of Jerusalem, nccord-in- g

to the Talmud, stood a powerfulorgan, consisting of a windchest vithten holes, containing ten pipes, each

pipe capable of emitting ten differentsounds by means of finger holes, so

that a hundred sounds could be produced by it. It was provided withtwo pairs of bellows and ten keys, so

that it could be played with the fin-

gers. According to the rabbins, itcould be heard a great distance fromthe temple.

Moral Light ix the Family.Show us a family of intelligent boysand girls, and wo will show you a

family where newspapers and period-

icals arc plenty. Nobody who hasbeen without these private tutors can

know their educating power for goodor evil. Have you ever thought ofthe innumerable topics of discussionwhich they suggest at the breakfasttable ; the important public measureswith which, thus early, our childrenbecome acquainted; great philanthrop-ic questions of the day, to which tin

consciously their attention is awak-

ened, and the general spirit of intel-

ligence which is evoked by these quiet visitors? Anything that makeshome pleasant, cheerful and chatty,thins the haunts of vice, and the thonsand and or.e avenues of temptation,should certainly be regarded, when

we consider its influence on the mindsof the young, as a great moral andsocial light.

Foor Old Ireland. CardinalCul'en, iu a recent pastoral address

upon Ireland, says " that her popula-

tion has been lessened by millions ;

her trade is bad, and in a short pe

riod 400,0C0 houses have disappeared." He continues : " While themost abject poverty abounds, we

have been obliged to pay to othercountries about 30,000,000, in thefive years ending 1S6G, for the ucces- -

saries of life, which formerly wereabundantly supplied by our fruitfulsoil."

Cox. What is the difference between a barber and a mother '? Onehas razors to thrive, and the ethershavers to rave.

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BUSINESS CARDS.

0Ij add & Tilt on,BANKERS,

rOKTLAXI), Ol'-KdO-

Will give prompt attention to collections,and other business appertaining to Uiuiktng.

Siqht and Telegraphic Exchangen Han Francisco and the Atlantic States for

nale. Government Securities bought andlMsold.

L. C. Fuller,BROKER,

Pays the Highest Price for Gold. Dust

Legal Tenders and Government securitieshomrht and Sold. JNo. 10b troni si.,xi.tf Portland, Oregon.

Dr. F. Barclay, Iff. E. C L.4

(Formerly Surgeon to the Hon. II. B. Co.)

OFFICE: AtMain Street rrt Oregon City.

Dr. CHARLES BLACH,Physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur.

bFFlCE Corner of Washington and Frontutrefts, Parrish's Block, Portland, Oregon.

ItESIDENCE Washington street, betweenFourth and Fifth streets. f '2'2-l- y

J. WELCH,

DENTIST.

Per Located t On ion City, Oregon.

Rooms with Dr. Saffarans, on Main street.

BEN TO II KILLIir,

Oreytin City, Oregon.OiTice iu Charmaii's Brick Bloek, up

Btairs. tri0:tf)

W. C. JOH.VSOX. F. O. M COTVN.

Xittri J'nhiic.JOHNSON & McCOWN,

OREGON CITY, OREGON.Will attend to all business entrusted

I i our care in any of the Courts of the State,collect money, negotiate loans, sell real es-

tate, ett.irf"Particular attention given to contested

land cases,

Attorney and Covxselor-at-.La- w,

q Orego.i City, Oregon.

I ? Oilico over the store of Pope & C'V,Main street. . 4i.tf

"JAIYIES Bl7lYIO0BFM

Justice of Ike Peace 0 City Recorder.

OSico In the Court House and City"Council Room, Oregon City.

Will attend to the acknowledgment ofieedi-- and all other duties appertaining totheollice of Justice of the Peace. 2:ly

a. n. 1IKLL. E. A. P.VItKEU.

BELii &. PARKIER.1 llXTGGilSTS,

AXD I'FALEUS IM

Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Paints,Perfumery, Oils, Varnishes,

And every Article kept in a Drug Store-- .

33. )q Main Stkeet, Okkgox City.

Qr. C. MANX. tllOS. LEAHY.

Fashion Billiard Saloon.Main street, between Second and Third,

Oregon City.MANN & LEARY Proprietors.f IMIE above long established and popularJl Saloon is yet a favorite resort, and as

rtjlly the choicest brands ot Wines, Liquorsand Ciurars are dispensed to customers ashare of the public patronage is solicited.

Vf X. B. Families supplied with thechoicest Liquors, English Ale and Porter,in bottles, on the most reasonable terni3.w-

0SHAJ3ES SALOON.

fy'dt Side Main. . ,', brtwen Second andThird, Oregon City.

GEORGE A. HAAS Proprietor.The proprietor begs leavo to inform bis

friends and the public generally that theAbove named popular saloon is open for theiraccommodation, with a new and well assort-ed supply of the finest brands of wiues,Jtquors and cigars. 53

ISAAC FAKR. JOHN FAML

FARR & BROTHER,Butchers and Meat Venders.

Thankful for the favors of the communityin the past, wish to say that they will con-tinue to deliver to their patrons, from thewagon, as usual,On Tuesdays and Saturday of Och tceel;all the best qualities of Beet, Mutton, andPork, or any other class of meats in themarket. S.tf

Impcrisil Mills,OttEGOX CITY.

KEEP COXSTASTLY OX IIAXD FOR SALE :

BRAN AND CHICKEN FEED!1 :J rarticd winthig fc.l in;. I furnish

their sacks. Catf

person whom I have taken to see asmall working model. Wc are nowbuilding a full sized machine, andexpect to have it ready to operatewithin two months from the presentdate. We have already been offeredand refused $150,000 for the right forthe State of California.

The Independent remarks:Nothing is said about the cost of

operating the machine, and it is tak-en for granted, apparently, that acent to the pan can be found any-where. A cent to the pan, is not,by any means, poor diggings. Withplenty of dirt containing that amountof gold dust, any industrious minercan make good wages at the sluiceboxes. But according to Mr. Crandall's calculation, one of his machines,in ten hours, would wash out thehandsome sum ot $972,000! Whew!

Zincotypy. This is the namegiven a new discovery in the printingbusiness which threatens, as a thousand other inventions have threatenedbefore, to revolutionize the "artpreservative." The matter requiredto be printed is written out on copy-

ing paper, acd a zinc plate havingbeen carefully polished, the writingis transferred to its surface. Tnczinc is then subjected to a chemicalprocess, by which the surface, exceptwhere the impression of the writingappears, is eaten away perpcndieular- -

y, not horizontally. This leaves theac simile of the written matter stand-n- g

out-fro- the face of the plate,reciselyT as the face of the ordinary- -

typo stands up from the solid masswhen ready for printing. The plateis then ready for printing from, as anegative, and the original handwriting, with every mark, dot and scratch,perfect as when the ink first flowedfrom the pro unou the naner. is re- -

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produced as from an ordinary stereotype plate, which it resembles in appearance. This process renders thework of a compositor entirely tinneccessary, and it is thought that itwill so reduce the price of doing certains kinds cf work as to supercedethe use of movable type altogether.

Even now many of the scientific.papers use this zinc plate and acid forthe purpose of explaining machinery.etc. Ihey have only to put thedrawing from the paper on to thezinc by means of a certain composition, and then put the zinc into anacid bath, wherein the part not" covered by the composition is reduced.Dy and by it is not improbable thatany picture or painting, with all itsbeauty and all its colors, can betransferred to the newspaper almostas cheaply as the same space can nov"?

be covered by type.

A number of women living in thesuburbs and outskirts of Boston havesubscribed money for the purpose ofbuilding a club-hou- se for their ownconvenience, in a central part of thecity. It is intended to" be a place of

meeting, where, as directresses of different societies, etc., they can holdconferences, and where occasionalmeals can be had in a quiet way.Getlemen, unless with the consent ofthe members, wiil be rigidly exclusded. The enterprise is projected byseveral of the wealthier ladies of thecity. Membership will bo strictlyconfined to their own social circle.

The Helena Gazette is of theopinion that the great prejudice ofthe Radicals against Montana ou ac-

count of its Democracy, will defeatthe bill making that a State. Wewonder if that ic a!!,

Stand you.Plaintiff Don't you! Well, I

ara mv husband's wife, and he's roto i

another wife I want to take proceedings against my husband and hiswife. They lead me a rare life, parsticularly my husbaud's other wife.

Magistrate He can't haveanctherwife.

Plaintiff But he has got her, andI paid fur it.

Magistrate Yon mean to say thatyour husband has committed bigamy?

Plaintiff That I do; and I paidfor it.

- Magistrate Yon paid for it.Plaintiff I've got it here (produc

ing a certificate.) 1 paid 2s. 7d. forit to the parson's wifo at Hammersmith.

The Magistrate, finding the certifi-t- e

duly made out, asked the plaintiff if she wished to prosecute herhusband for bigamy, to which she replied with great candor: " I don'tmind what I do to him or to her; Ishould like to get rid of therri both;first he 13 with me, and then he iswith her, and then they are both atrne together. I want to prosecutehim for marrying the two of us."

No wonder Brigham loung findsEngland ' such a fine recruiting sta- -

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Ready Witted. An Irishman, addicted to telling queer stories, said hesaw a man beheaded, with his handstied behind him, who directly pickedGp his head and put it on his shoul-ders ih the right place.

" Ila! ha!" said a bystander, "howcould he pick up his head when hi3hands were tied behind him ?''

"An' snre what a fool ye are;" said Pat. " Couldn't lie pick it upwith his tathe ?"

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DnEtv AND1 Yavderbilt. A NewYork letter says Daniel Drew is ashort, thick set man, with a rathershrivelled, wea2en face. He dressesvery plainly, carries a cane, and hasquite a farrrler-lik- e appearance.Commodore Yanderbilt, now in Insseventy-sixt- h year, 13 one of the hand-

somest men in New York. He hasa skin and complexion almost as fairas a woman. lie dresses very neat-ly, always wears a white cravat, anda ministerial cut coat, and would betaken by ninety-nin- e in a hundred fara preacher. , .

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Garters. -- When Willis (N. P.)was in Germany he bought a pair ofgarters at a fair. Inside, the delicate"strings" were consecrated with, thefollowing verses : . . .

When night with n:oring lingers,.Awake and etimng be, ;.

And with your pretty fingers .Clasp this about your knee.

When tlay with ve reposes,And stars begin to see, ,

Unclasp this band of roses !': -And, dearest, think of aUj - i ...

We don't know how it is in Ger1 mal57 b,ut in th5s comUry such poet- -

Tj (in, such a connection) would oe- -

i cyntiareu uamitist to say- tce.leS.

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