kaiaua timewarp

Upload: rodmills

Post on 08-Jan-2016

23 views

Category:

Documents


0 download

DESCRIPTION

.....a synopsis of a Kaiaua movie

TRANSCRIPT

Set in a small New Zealand village, where the four main characters travel back in time from a 2005 Kaiaua car park to a 1961 K

Set in a small New Zealand village, where the four main characters travel back in time from a 2005 Kaiaua car park to a 1961 Kaiaua cow paddock. Jamie Rehu (38) a Sydney truck fleet owner takes a holiday in his home village with his son Cameron (18). Another local, Karen de Jongh (34), now #54 on the 2005 Hollywood actress fame ladder is visiting her home village at the same time, told 3 hours before she left LA that she had contracted throat cancer with a 4 month, fix it or die time-frame. The Sydney visitors meet her at her Kaiaua marae welcome home party, make friends with nerdy cousin Uni science student Henare Pihama (23) and have dinner the next night, visiting a local museum after, in Jamies

restored 36 Ford. A weird, strange cloud hovers over the parking lot and bizarrely changes the whole

landscape and countryside. The car occupants are freaked out. Henare clicks to the sudden outside change, explaining his last 6 years of Auckland Uni researching time travel because local Maori folklore tells of a previous 1940s 28 day time-switch. A 1961 passing farm worker offers them a place to sleep, and a New Zealand Herald which tells them todays date, 12th January, 1961. Karen accidentally reveals her throat cancer to the group. They immediately become aware of 1961 lack of cancer cures. BIG impending problems if the 28 days Maori folklore timeframe is a load of Kaiaua Maori folklore bullshit.

They take farm hosts to a Chinese restaurant where hoons cause a scuffle with Jamie being knocked out. Cameron steps in and shows his 2005 Australian High School Kung Fu Champion skills two hoons end up with broken arms and the chief hoon being thoroughly beaten at his own art of dirty fighting (normally with two accomplices attacking from behind). Jamie is a part time musician in Sydney and checks out local Maori showband at Auckland niteclub with Karen. They converse with manager who offers them a gig if they could bring their Australian band in one Sunday nite for a talent showtime. Meet Bruce McLaren serving late night fuel at his fathers Remuera Shell Station on way home.race him in his mini Cooper. Beat him in their modified 2005 Ford V8 . At home, the boys agree to the niteclub gig as Henare gets his flash fishing gear out for a night fish and Ben host directs him to a fishing spot 10 minutes away, meeting Avelina de Pedra (28) on the beach, a Portuguese local and fellow fisherman with a rudimentary command of the English language. Avelina is just plain horny and is wanting to get it on with the first decent male in sight. Henare is now THE decent male. Through a series of local meetings, haypaddock season work, dinner on an open beachfire, meeting local beekeeper Sir Edmund Hilary who is gathering honey in the next paddock and the acceptance of Henare by Avelinas mother, the group have found a natural, talented flamenco guitarist and singer in their midst. Avelina. They teach her, ABBA, Rolling Stones, and Spanish Gypsy Kings. At a Saturday Kaiaua rugby game, a local badly cross-eyed player sends opposition side line supporter to hospital. The first outing of their Australian band (with Avelina) blows away the Kaiaua rugby after-party with flamenco entertainment. Karen fights with Jamie running out to sit in the club car park. Then crying and arguing, admitting she is in love with him, while watching car in front bumping up and down in a frenetic loud gasping movement! Something she just didnt want to see at that moment..They do a half hour Sunday nite gig in the Auckland nightclub Shiralee, mistakenly introduced as the Waimango Travelling Wilberrys - singing Stones, ABBA, Roy Orbison, employing the backup of Papakura brass band members and get rave audience reactions which includes (young) Cliff Richards and the Shadows, as well as offered a World tour by big time New Zealand promoter. After the gig while parking car at home, Jamie admits of his love for her. But is just too scared to go any further.They know they have ONLY 28 days in 1961 and prepare to sit in the arrival cow paddock from Day 26. When they get back to 2005 (same Kaiaua departure time/day /museum car park) they find things just a teensy-weensy little bit different.

CHARACTER #1 KAREN DE JONGH 34 yo: Hollywood up and coming actress rated at #54, living in LA for last 3 years Kaiaua born and bred quite successful in 2002-2005 movies with Robert De Niro (who pulled her out from behind a camera 3 weeks after arriving in LA as a top NZ camera operator), Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery. Got rescued from local Kaiaua bully at age 8 by Jamie and is his little sister debt. Goes home to Kaiaua for quick 3 week break her LA Doc tells her 4 hours before she boards plane she has throat cancer.

CHARACTER #2 JAMIE REHU 38 yo: Sydney resident, owner of Sydney trucking company, goes back to Kaiaua for quick visit with son Cameron. In Sydney he has a part time interest of 1960s rock n roll (fellow Maori mates) band gig 3rd Sunday of every month just for the fun of it. Competent musician reader and writer. First visit back home to Kaiaua in 8 years meets Karen at her welcome back party. She sees her big brother hero for first time in 20+ years. Jamie is a slightly reserved character, but a talkative, critical observer, awkward in company totally ignorant of female empathy/interest. Calls a spade an effin front end loader. Speaks total-total diatribe using wrong scientifical words but generally gets his message across in a really dumb Maori mannerin reality a good business man.CHARACTER #3 HENARE PIHAMA 23 yo: typical 2005 nerdy-nerdy nerd, fluffy hair, but still a local Maori - mad, mad beach fisherman who fishes with latest you beaut fishing tackle Auckland uni student fascinated with time travel, doing physics degree as main study, but time travel phenomenon is real interest as his Kaiaua Grandfather did it (unknowingly) in 1942.CHARACTER #4 CAMERON REHU 17 yo: Mosman upper North Shore (Sydney) ritzy town resident, goes to private school - 17 yo normal kid lead singer in North Shore Hillsong band, plays excellent (progressive jazz) guitar and an even better drummer as long as his Dad is there hes cool with that. Lives for music.

CHARACTERS #5 BEN & JESSIE WALTON - local 1961 Kaiaua shepherds who take the group in to their house off the road become mother and father to group for 25 days and involved in most of 1961 scenes.

CHARACTERS #6 AVELINA DE PEDRA - 28yo: Portuguese local fishing girl just plain wanting to get with a man but nobody local available.until Henare the fisherman invades her nightly beach fishing spot.CHARACTERS #7 AUNTY DE PEDRA 37yo - Portuguese local maid at rich mans housea very desperate horny woman, chases Trevor Fluerty the local bushman activates her first-meeting fuck-me-quick theory on the back seat of his 47 Buick in the Kaiaua Football Club carpark.

Wally Royal 2015 - copyright