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LI FE UNDECLARED

( DRAFT 1)

BY

Ankur Nagpal


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SEASON 1

EPI SODE 1

SCENE F- 1

FADE I N:

I NT. BEDROOM DAY

The mor ni ng sun comes i n t hr ough t he wi ndow as we f i ndCHASE PEARSON ( 21) l yi ng i n bed shi r t l ess. Suddenl y, DEREKHUGHES ( 21) bur st s i nto hi s r oom i n a DRESS SHI RT, BLAZERand BOOTY SHORTS.

DEREKAr e you r eady!

CHASE( Pul l i ng hi msel fout of bed)

For what ?

DEREK

Gr aduat i on! Let s go!

CHASEWhat ar e you wear i ng?

DEREKI l l expl ai n on t he way over ,l et s go! ( t o HI MSELF as he l eaves

t he r oom) I need pant s.

Take a cl oser l ook at t he CALENDAR whi ch mar ks gr aduat i onday as May 23r d.

FADE TO:


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END OF SCENE F- 1

SCENE A

FADE I N:

I NT. HALLWAY DAY

Look over t he shoul der of a per son l ooki ng at an agendai ndi cat i ng t he date as Sept ember 6t h. CHASE, DEREK andNI COLE( 20) are wal ki ng down a par t i al l y cr owded schoolhal l way.

NI COLE( Speaki ng t o DEREK)

Her e i s your cof f ee, t wo mi l k,t hr ee sugar s, bagel wi t h cr eamcheese, ( Hands over dr i nk andpaper bag) and you have a meet i ngwi t h t he Presi dent of t he ChessCl ub at 3: 30.

DEREK

Gr eat , Ni col e. That wi l l be al l .

NI COLE gi ves a l ongi ng l ooks as she l eavesscene.

CHASEShe knows t hat she s t he st udentgovernment secr etary, not yourper sonal one, r i ght ?

DEREKWel l I m not goi ng t o t el l her .( Si ps at hi s cof f ee) Ther e ar eper ks t o bei ng St udent GovernmentVi ce Pr esi dent .

CHASE


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She s been obsessed wi t h you si nceyou guys hooked up l ast year . Youcan t j ust t oy wi t h a gi r l semot i ons l i ke t hat , i t s cruel anddevi ous and

( DEREK gi ves CHASE t he bagel )Oh, Bagel .

( CHASE t akes a bi t e out of t hebagel )

What wer e we tal ki ng about ?

DEREKWe were t al ki ng about what cl assesyou are t aki ng?

CHASEUmmm. . . Fundament al s of Soci ol ogy,I nt r o Mar ket i ng, Pr i nci pl es ofCommuni cat i on

DEREK

Not t hi s agai n. You st i l l haven tpi cked a maj or ? You ve been t aki ngf undament al cl asses f or t he l ast

t wo year s.

CHASEHey, t hi s i s a bi g deci si on t hataf f ects t he r est of my l i f e.

DEREKWhat happened to want i ng t o be anengi neer ?

CHASEAnd t hen I r emember ed I don' t l i kemat h.

DEREKWhat about Engl i sh?


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CHASEI no good wor ds usi ng.

DEREKWhat about pr e- med?

CHASEI don' t r eal l y l i ke peopl e, orwor ki ng wi t h peopl e. . . or wor ki ngar ound peopl e. Don' t wor r y; t hi si s t he year I f i gur e t hat out .Unt i l t hen I get t o t ake f uncour ses l i ke Soci ol ogy.

DEREKWhat ' s so gr eat about soci ol ogy?

RI LEY PEARSON( 20) shows up next CHASE and DEREK.

RI LEYHey guys.

( To CHASE)You r eady f or cl ass Chase?

CHASEYeah, l et ' s go.

CHASE and RI LEY wal k away and say bye t o DEREK. DEREK get sr eady t o wal k away as CHASE comes back.

CHASEThat .

CHASE r uns back t o meet RI LEY as DEREK r ol l s hi s eyes and

wal ks away.END OF SCENE A

SCENE BI NT. CLASSROOM - DAY


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CHASE and RI LEY wal k i nt o cl assr oom and take seats next t oeach ot her wi t h SABASTI AN( 20) si t t i ng behi nd t hem.

CHASEAnd af t er t hi s summer , I am no

l onger al l owed on t he nor t heastcoast of Canada.

RI LEYYou di dn' t t el l me t hat and Ihear d a l ot of crazy st uf f t hi ssummer and I have t he text s t opr ove i t .

CHASEWel l you sai d st ay i n t ouch l astspr i ng. You can onl y bl ameyour sel f .

RI LEYSome t ext s, I actual l y have somequest i ons on

CHASE

Uhshhhht he t eacher i s here.

PROFESSOR MORROW ent er s t he cl assr oom.

PROFESSOR MORROWHel l o cl ass, wel come t o Soci ol ogy.I am Pr of essor Mor r ow. How many ofyou bought t he t ext book?

( Sever al st udent s r ai se t hei rhand)

Excel l ent , i t s usel ess. Wepr obabl y won t use i t . Ther e i sonl y one gr ade i n t hi s cl ass. I t st he f i nal pr oj ect . You get onepar t ner , not 3, not 7, 1

( Cont i nues t o speak)


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CHASE( I n hi s head)

Damn, peopl e ar e pai r i ng up. Ineed a par t ner .

( Sees nerdy ki d make eye cont act

wi t h nei ghbor )Shi t .

( Tur ns t o RI LEY)C mon Ri l ey, l ook at me. C mon,make eye cont act .

( Sees SEBASTI AN out of t he cor nerof hi s eye)

Sebast i an, l ook away!( RI LEY makes eyecont act )

The r ecogni t i on( RI LEY nods)

and t he conf i r mat i on. Yes!

PROFESSOR MORROWAnd t hat s al l you shoul d need t oknow. Get out .

SEBASTI AN

Hey Chase, you want t o bepartners?

CHASEAw Sebast i an, I wi sh I coul d butI m al r eady par t ner s wi t h Ri l eyand you can t have mor e t han onepartner.

SEBASTI AN

Pr of essor Mor r ow, can we have agr oup of 3?

PROFESSOR MORROWWhat ever .

SEBASTI AN


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Gr eat !END OF SCENE B

SCENE C

I NT. LECTURE HALL DAY

DEREK ent er s l ect ur e hal l and t akes seat i n second r ow.CASEY GREER( 20) ent er s cl assr oom and t akes f r ont r ow seat .DEREK not i ces CASEY and becomes ent hral l ed. He at t empt s t osi t next t o her but t he seat f i l l s, he at t empt s t he ot hersi de but agai n t he seat f i l l s.

END OF SCENE C

SCENE D

EXT. CAMPUS - DAY

SABASTI AN, CHASE and RI LEY ar e l eavi ng cl ass.

SABASTI ANOh gol y, I am so exci t ed. I m sogl ad we get t o wor k t oget her . I mgoi ng t o get st ar t ed r i ght away.

CHASE( To SABASTI AN)

Rel ax, we got al l semest er t oknock t hi s out .

SABASTI ANI know but don t wor r y; I l l t akecar e of t hi s. You guys don t needt o wor r y about anyt hi ng.

SABASTI AN wal ks away f r om t hem st i l l yel l i ng I got t hi s .

RI LEYWai t , so di d he j ust agr ee to dot he whol e pr oj ect ?


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CHASEI t hi nk we j ust got our f i r st A oft he t erm.

( CHASE and RI LEY hi gh f i ve)Hey, I m goi ng t o gr ab l unch wi t h

my br ot her i f you want t o come.

RI LEYOh, t he i nf amous ol der Pearson. Iwi sh but I can t . I got pl ans.

VI NCE KAHN( 22) comes i n and grabs RI LEY by t he wai st .

VI NCEHey Babe.

( VI NCE and RI LEY ki ss as VI NCEst at es at CHASE)

What s up Choke? I mean Chase. Your eady f or t hi s weekend?

CHASEWe r e ready t o t ake you down t hi syear .

RI LEYWhat i s t hi s weekend?

CHASEWe ar e f aci ng t he soccer t eam i ni nt r amur al f oot bal l .

VI NCEAnd l i ke l ast year , i t s goi ng t obe anot her vi ct or y f or t he

undef eat ed soccer t eam t hanks t oour 11t h man her e.

VI NCE put s hi s hand on CHASE s shoul der and CHASE knocks i to f f .

CHASE


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No chance, no i nt er cept i ons t hi syear and hasn t t her e been onl yone game so f ar t hi s season?

VI NCE

St i l l undef eat ed.

RI LEYAr e you l adi es done wi t h yourwi t t y bant er because I want l unch.

VI NCEAh, wel l you bet t er br i ng i tSat urday, so when we beat you i twi l l be t hat much sweet er .

CHASEOh, I l l br i ng i t . Don t wor r y.

VI NCEI never do.

RI LEYDi d you guys j ust quot e Br i ng I t

On ? ( CHASE and VI NCE ar e dumbf ounded)I m out of her e.

VI NCERi l ey, wai t up.

END OF SCENE D

SCENE E

I NT. LECTURE HALL DAY

As cl ass ends, CASEY heads f or t he door and DEREK at t emptst o meet CASEY out by j umpi ng over peopl e i n hi s r ow.

I NT. HALLWAY DAY


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Fi nal l y maki ng i t out of t he cl assr oom, he has l ost si gn ofher . CHASE i s f ound wai t i ng out si de t he door .

CHASE

Hey, ar e you al r i ght ?

DEREKDi d you see her?

CHASESee who?

DEREKWho el se? My f ut ur e wi f e!

CHASEAr e you okay?

DEREKYou know t hat moment i n movi eswhen t he gi r l ent er s t he r oom andf l i ps her hai r and ever yt hi ng goessl ow mot i on?

CHASEYeah?

DEREKI t was l i ke t hat , but i n nor malspeed.

CHASEAh, you know I used t o wal k i n

sl ow mot i on so gi r l s t hought t heywer e havi ng that moment .

DEREKHer eyes spar kl ed.

CHASE


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Al r i ght Romeo, si nce t he t r ai l hasgone col d, you want t o gr ab somel unch wi t h J ason?

DEREK

I s he buyi ng?

CHASEOf cour se.

DEREKExcel l ent ! I ' m get t i ng t hel obst er .

END SCENE E

SCENE F

I NT. CAF - DAY

CHASE and DEREK ar e seat ed at a t abl e as t hey wai t .

DEREKWher e i s your br ot her ? I ' m hungr y.

CHASEI don' t know, pr obabl y f i ni shi ngup some busi ness, He sai d he hadsome bi g news.

DEREKI s t i l l can t bel i eve he bui l t abusi ness around doi ng st udent sl aundr y. Peopl e ar e so l azy.

CHASEYou wer e hi s f i r st cust omer .

DEREKThat s why I can at t est t o t hef act of peopl e bei ng l azy. Oh


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snap, what i f hi s bi g news i s yourt aki ng over t he busi ness? Cha-Chi ng.

DEREK st ar t s danci ng/ maki ng i t r ai n around t he tabl e. J ASON

PEARSON( 22) ent er s t he caf .

J ASON( r ef er r i ng t o DEREK) What i s hedoi ng?

CHASEDon' t wor r y about hi m. He' s j ustmaki ng i t r ai n.

( CHASE get s up and hugs J ASON)How ar e you doi ng?

J ASONGood, j ust got done hi r i ng somenew st udent s.

WAI TRESS approaches t abl e.

WAI TRESS

Hi , can I t ake your or der ?

DEREKHi , I wi l l t ake 2 doubl e- deckerbur ger s, l ava f r i es and pot at oski ns.

( Looks up to see CHASE st ar i ng athi m)

You ar e payi ng, r i ght ?

J ASONHa, yeah. Get what ever .

DEREKCool , and I ' l l t ake a superbr owni e sundae f or desser t .


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WAI TRESSAnythi ng el se?

DEREKOh and a CokeDi et . I ' m wat chi ng

my f i gur e.

WAI TRESSAnd you t wo?

CHASEI ' l l t ake t he past r ami sandwi ch.

J ASONI ' l l t ake t he avocado bur ger ,medi um. Thank you.

WAI TRESS l eaves.

CHASESo what ' s your bi g news?

J ASONWel l I f i gur ed out what I ' m doi ng

af t er I gr aduat e.

DEREKYou t aki ng t he j ob at Gol dmanSachs or t he Chamber of Commer ce?

J ASONActual l y nei t her . Guys, I ' m goi ngt o t he Peace Cor p.

DEREK spi t s t he wat er out of hi s mout h.

DEREKHol d on.

( Dr i nks mor e wat er and spi t s i tout agai n as WAI TRESS wal ks byand gi ves hi m a di r t y l ook)


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Sorry.

CHASEWai t ! What are you t al ki ng about ?

J ASONYeah, I ' m goi ng t o Af r i ca t o hel pt each and bui l d school s.

CHASEBut I don' t get i t . You have al lt hese oppor t uni t i es her e.

J ASONThose oppor t uni t i es wi l l st i l l behere when I come back. I ' m notr eady t o be anot her pi ece ofcor por at e soci et y. Not yet atl east . I want t o make a di f f er encenow.

CHASEWow, you ar e r eal l y ser i ous aboutthi s.

J ASONI t s al l set . I l eave r i ght af tergr aduat i on.

CHASEHave you t ol d mom and dad yet ?

J ASONYeah. I t t ook some convi nci ng but

t hey ar e on boar d.

CHASEI can' t bel i eve i t . I t ' s not goi ngt o be t he same wi t hout you, r i ghtDer ek?


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DEREK( On hi s phone)

What ? You guys st i l l t al ki ng? Iwas pl ayi ng Angr y Bi r ds.

CHASEWe' l l J ason, wer e goi ng t o maket hi s year one you won' t f or get .

CHASE, DEREK and J ASON r ai se t hei r gl asses t o cheer s. TheWAI TRESS wal ks by.

DEREKHi , can I get some wat er?

END SCENE F

END EPI SODE 1


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EPI SODE 2

SCENE G

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A' s APARTMENT - DAY

There i s a knock on t he door . RI LEY ent er s t o open t he doort o DEREK and CHASE on the ot her si de. DEREK and CHASEchar ge i n act i ng l i ke aggr essi ve f oot bal l pl ayer s.

CHASEYou r eady!

DEREKI m r eady!

CHASEYou r eady! !

DEREKI m r eady! !

CHASE and DEREK chest bump and t urn t hei r at t ent i on t oRI LEY.

CHASEHey, what s up?

RI LEYHa, you guys l ook r eady f or t hegame.

CHASEDamn st r ai ght . You ready t o go?

RI LEYOh, I can t go. I t s my mom sbi r t hday so I m headi ng home.

CHASE


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You ar en t goi ng t o come wat ch uski ck some soccer t eam t ookus?

ADI A( 20) ent er s t he room wi t h a book i n her hand as shegr abs her t hi ngs f r om bag f r om t he l i vi ng r oom.

DEREKAdi a, do you want t o come wat ch usdo some tookus ki cki ng? Tookus,t hat s a wor d r i ght ?

CHASEYes, f or mi ddl e- aged J ewi sh women.

ADI ANo t i me. I have gr oup meet i ng, andt hen t o t he l i br ary, and MCAT pr epcl ass and st udyi ng t o do andf oot bal l i s dumb.

ADI A l eaves t he apar t ment .

DEREKDi dn t school st ar t l ast week?

END SCENE G

SCENE H

EXT. PARK - DAY

J ASON, DEREK and CHASE al ong wi t h Chase s t eam ar r i ve i nt he par k, dr essed t o pl ay f l ag f oot bal l wher e t hey f i ndVI NCE and the soccer t eam. VI NCE i s t al ki ng to REFEREE.

DEREKYou guys r eady f or some handegg?

TEAMMATE AI t hought we wer e pl ayi ngf oot bal l ?


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pl ays, J ASON i nt er cept s t he bal l and st ar t s maki ng a r ununt i l he get s t ackl ed and l oses t he bal l whi ch i s pi cked upby a member of t he soccer t eam who r uns f or a t ouchdown.CHASE r uns over t o t he ref .

REFEREETouchdown.

CHASEWoah, what about t hat f l agr antt ackl e? I t hought we wer e pl ayi ngf l ag f oot bal l .

REFEREEI di dn t see anythi ng. Touchdowni s good.

A smi r k comes acr oss t he soccer t eams f ace s as t hey l i neup f or t he next pl ay.

END SCENE H

SCENE I

I NT. CLASSROOM - DAY

ADI A ent er s t he cl assr oom and si t s down next t o BEN who i smi d- conver sat i on t oyi ng around wi t h hi s new hi gh- t ech spycam.

ADI AHi Ben.

BEN

Oh, Hi Adi a.

ADI AWhat do you have t here?

BEN


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New spy cam. I j ust got i t . I ' mgoi ng t o use i t t o pr ove myr oommat e i s st eal i ng my f ood.

ADI A

That sni ce. Di d you do t he AIassi gnment yet ?

BENNo, been busy wi t h wor k andresearch.

ADI AWel l I got t he r evi sed not es f r omt he TA i f you want t o do i tt oget her .

BENYeah, sur e.

ADI AHow does 8 o' cl ock wor k f or you?

BEN

Sounds gr eat . Thanks buddy.

The TEACHER enter s t he cl assr oom.

TEACHERAl r i ght eager mi nds, pr et end t opay at t ent i on t o me so yourpar ent s f eel your t ui t i on dol l ar sar e bei ng wel l spent .

RANDOM STUDENTI ' m on a schol ar shi p.

TEACHERYour al so a pr i ck, now shut up.

END SCENE I


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SCENE J

EXT. PARK - DAY

Chase s t eam i s out pl ayi ng f l ag f oot bal l agai nst VI NCE andt he soccer t eam. Chase s t eam get s i n a huddl e.

TEAMMATE AWhat do we do? They ar e bi gger andst r onger and have a smal l ervocabul ar y. How can we st op them?

CHASERel ax, i f t hey ar e goi ng t o cheatt o pl ay, we got t o out smar t t hem.We got t hi r t y seconds and we r eonl y t hr ee poi nt s down. We canf i ni sh i t wi t h one more t ouchdown.Der ek, your QB.

DEREKGot i t .

CHASEBr eak!

Chase s t eam r uns t hei r l ast pl ay as CHASE i s abl e t o t r i ckVI NCE and get open i n t he end zone. DEREK t hrows t he bal lt owar d DEREK and t i me sl ows as DEREK i s about t o cat ch t hebal l .

END SCENE J

SCENE K

I NT. BAR - NI GHT

VI NCE and hi s t eammat es ar e at t he bar havi ng dr i nks.

VI NCE


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To t he soccer t eamsundef eat edf oot bal l t eam!

TEAMYeah!

TEAMMATEAnd t o Vi nce, f or t ackl i ng t hebal l out of t hat ki ds hand f or t hewi n.

TEAMYeah!

A Mont age of dr i nki ng ensues.

END SCENE K

SCENE L

EXT. STREET OUTSI DE THE LI BRARY - NI GHT

ADI A, ent hr al l ed i n her t ext book, wal ks t owar d t he l i br ar yobl i vi ous t o her sur r oundi ngs. She ent er s t he cr osswal ks at

t he wr ong t i me as a car i s appr oachi ng. ADI A f i nal l ynot i ces t he car comi ng t oward her . As she does, t he carcomes t o a shar p st op i n f r ont of her but not bef or e ADI Ahas al r eady f al l en i n f r ont of i t , st ar i ng i n t o t heheadl i ght s. The DRI VER exi t s t he car .

DRI VERAr e you okay?

ADI A, r eady t o cr y, comes t o her f eet and r uns away.

Leavi ng her t extbook i n t he st r eet wher e she had f al l en.

END SCENE L

SCENE F- 2

I NT. BAR - NI GHT


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The bar i s packed wi t h col l ege ki ds, dr essed ni cel y andhavi ng a good t i me. DEREK and CHASE ar e si t t i ng at t he bar .

DEREK

So where s Adi a? Ar en t wesupposed t o meet her new boy t oyt oni ght ? I haven t met hi m but Idon t t hi nk I l i ke t hi s guy.

CHASEAnd t her e i s t he ol d Der ek. Ohl ook, speak of t he devi l . Her e shecomes. Wai t i s t hat ?

DEREKNo, no, no.

CHASEI t can t be.

END SCENE F- 2

SCENE MI NT. BEDROOM - DAWN

VI NCE f i nds hi msel f i n bed and l ooks over t o f i nd ast r anger wi t h l ong hai r l yi ng next t o hi m wi t h a t at t oovi si bl e. The st r anger i s f acedown wi t h l ong hai r . VI NCEgat her s hi s bel ongi ngs and exi t s t he r oom.

END SCENE M

SCENE N

I NT. DEREK AND CHASE' S APARTMENT - NI GHT


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DEREK l ays on hi s couch st i l l beat up f r om t he f oot bal lgame. DEREK hear s a knock on t he door and l i mps over t o t hedoor t o answer i t .

DEREK

Comi ng

DEREK opens t he door and f i nds ADI A on t he ot her si de i ntears.

ADI AI need your hel p.

END SCENE N

END EPI SODE 2


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EPI SODE 3

SCENE O

I NT. DEREK AND CHASE' S APARTMENT - DAY

DEREK and ADI A si t acr oss f r om each ot her i n t he l i vi ngarea.

ADI AI was j ust wal ki ng and r eadi ng. Idi dn' t know wher e I was, j ustwhere I needed t o be. Then I sawthe car.

DEREKWai t , what ! Ar e you al r i ght ?

ADI AI don' t know. When I saw t hat car ,ever yt hi ng went bl ank. Al l of asudden I saw wor ds and books andt r ophi es, but i t al l meantnot hi ng. I t f el t so empt yI f el t

so empt y.

DEREKI t ' s okay. You wer e i n shock. Imean, at l east your al i ve. I hear4 out of 5 doct or s r ecommend i t .

ADI AThat s not i t . I st i l l f eel empt y.I f eel l i ke i n al most 21 year s of

l i f e, I haven' t done anyt hi ng.I ' ve never been normal . That s whyI ' m here.

DEREKThat was my next quest i on.


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ADI AI haven' t been l i vi ng. I ' ve beenso obsessed wi t h school and myf ut ur e t hat I sacr i f i ced t hepr esent but i f I was t o di e

t omor r ow none of i t woul d make adi f f er ence. That s why I came t osee you.

DEREKOkay

ADI AI want t o l ear n t o do t hi ngs. Iwant t o l ear n t o be l i ke ever yoneel se. You r e t he most normalper son I know.

DEREKOh, yeah. That may be t he bestcompl i ment I have ever got t en f r omyou.

ADI A

You know what I mean, you ar e wel lr ounded; wi t h school , wi t h l i f ewi t h peopl e.

DEREKOh st op. ( Act i ng coy but pr ompt i ngher t o cont i nue)

ADI ADerek. You know I woul dn' t be here

unl ess I was desper at e. Wi l l youhel p me?

DEREKI don' t t el l me mor e ni ce t hi ngsabout me.


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ADI ADer ek!

DEREKAl r i ght al r i ght . But l et ' s get a

f ew t hi ngs st r ai ght .( Get s up and st ar t s paci ng)

You ar e wi l l i ngl y enrol l i ng i nt he Der ek school of l i f e. Youunder st and t hat i t wi l l i nvol ve al ot t hat wi l l be hi ghl y unnat ur alt o you.

ADI AYes.

DEREKAnd agr ee t o do what ever I saywi t hout quest i on?

ADI A( hesi t ant l y) I guess.

DEREK

Excel l ent .( Si t s down i n f r ont of her )Gi ve me a shoul der r ub.

ADI ADer ek!

DEREKHey, I ' m of f er i ng you pr i vat el essons and al l I ' m aski ng f or i s

a smal l massage i n r etur n

ADI AFi ne.

( st ar t s gi vi ng hi m a shoul dermessage)


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DEREK( under hi s br eath) and a f ew othert hi ngs l at er .

ADI A

What ?

DEREKNot hi ng, I was j ust about t o cal lmy makeover consul t ant .

( Pul l s out phone and begi nsdi al i ng)

ADI AMakeover ?

DEREKShhhhI ' m on t he phone.

( To phone)Hey, I got a j ob f or you. Youwon' t bel i eve who

END SCENE O

SCENE P

I NT. GYM LOCKER ROOM - DAY

VI NCE i s i n t he l ocker r oom changi ng. TEAMMATE ent ers.

TEAMMATEHey, l ast ni ght was cr azy. Whathappened t o you?

VI NCEOh, uhnot hi ng. J ust went home.

TEAMMATEWhoa, no you di dn' t . I know t hatl ook. You hooked up.


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VI NCEWhat ? No I di dn' t . I j ust wenthome and went t o bed.

TEAMMATE

Mhm, was i t t he bl onde at t he endof t he bar ? She was eyei ng you.

VI NCE( pi ns TEAMMATE agai nst t hel ocker s)

What di d I say? Not hi ng happenedl ast ni ght .

TEAMMATEGot i t , mums t he wor d. I mean wewoul dn' t want a cer t ai n someonef i ndi ng out .

VI NCE l et s go of TEAMMATE, grabs hi s bag and l eaves t hel ocker r oom.

END SCENE P

SCENE Q


DEREK i s bei ng f ed grapes by ADI A as t hey hear a knock ont he door . DEREK goes t o t he door and opens i t t o f i nd RI LEYon t he ot her si de wi t h her makeup box.

RI LEYI ' ve want ed t o do t hi s f or t wo

years.

ARI AOh no. I don' t know about t hi s.

DEREK


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Hey, t hi s i s what you asked f or .Thi s i s t he f i r st st ep i n yourt r ansf or mat i on.

ARI A

Huh, f i ne.

DEREK and RI LEY corner ARI A whi ch l eads i nt o a MakeoverMont age.

END SCENE Q

SCENE R


RI LEY put s t he f i nal t ouches on ADI A as she si t s i n f r ontof her and DEREK st ands behi nd her .

RI LEYI gi ve you, t he new and i mprovedAdi a.

( RI LEY spi ns ADI A' s chai r ar oundt o f ace DEREK)

DEREKWow!

ADI AHow do I l ook?

RI LEYWow i s usual l y a good si gn.

( Hands ADI A a mi r r or )

ADI AWow!

( Admi r i ng her sel f i n t he mi r r or )I l ook amazi ng. The makeup i sn' tt oo much, and my hai r .


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RI LEYYeah, I know. I pr et t y much r ock.

Al l of a sudden, CHASE bur st s i n t he room.

CHASE( Out of br eat h)

Ri l ey, we have a pr obl em.( Not i ces ADI A)

Wow!

RI LEYChase?

CHASE( St i l l ent r anced by ADI A)

Yeah?

RI LEYThe Pr obl em?

CHASEOh r i ght .

( Comi ng out of hi s t r ance)

Sebast i an got hi t by a bus.

RI LEYNooooo, no no no no no. . .

DEREKHas l ooki ng bef ore you cr oss ast r eet become such a maj ori nconveni ence?

RI LEYBut t he pr oj ect i s due atmi dni ght . Thi s det er mi nes ourwhol e gr ade. He was goi ng t o t akecar e of ever yt hi ng.

CHASE


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I know, he' s unconsci ous and wehave not hi ng. I f we have any hopeof pass i ng, we need t o go now.

RI LEY

( Rushes t o gr ab her t hi ngs)Der ek, can you t ake car e of t herest?

DEREKNo pr obl em.

RI LEY and CHASE r ush out of t he r oom.

DEREKAl r i ght , now f or t he l ast st ep ofyour t r ai ni ng: your at t i t ude.

ADI A( Def ensi ve)

What about my at t i t ude?

DEREKNot hi ng, i t ' s l ovel y. You j ust

need t o add t hat ai r of si l entsexy conf i dence.

ADI AWhat does t hat mean?

DEREK( Demonst r at es)

You got t o wal k t he wal k.( Wal ks acr oss r oom wi t h gr ace)

You got t o smi l e t he smi l e.( Smi l es f l i r t at i ous l y)

You got t o f l i r t t he f l i r t .( Whi sper s i nt o Adi a' s ear whi chcauses her t o shi ver )

Now i t ' s your t ur n.


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ADI A gets up and at t empt s t o r epl i cat e DEREK. She wal ksacr oss t he r oom aggr essi vel y, gi ves an over power i ng smi l eand t hen whi sper s i nto DEREK' s ear .

DEREK

( Di sgust ed)Ew, who says t hat ? What ' s wr ongwi t h you?

ADI AI j ust di d exact l y what you di d.

DEREKNo, you' r e too i nsi de your head.J ust l et r el ax, l et i t comenat ur al l y.

ADI A at t empt s t o rel ax and t r i es agai n. She wal ks wi t hgr ace acr oss t he r oom, gi ves a pr oper f l i r t at i ous smi l e andt hen whi sper s sof t l y i nt o DEREK' s ear t hat gi ves hi mshi ver s.

DEREKThat wor ks.

ADI ADi d I do i t ?

DEREKYou def i ni t el y di d.

( Shakes of f t he shi ver s)I t hi nk you ar e r eady.

ADI A

For what ?

DEREKA r oad t est .

ADI AAl r i ght , l et ' s go.


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DEREK

Uh, you mi ght need t o gi ve me ami nut e.

END SCENE R

SCENE S

I NT. LI BRARY NI GHT

CHASE and RI LEY si t at a t abl e wi t h open books and l apt ops,i nt ent on f i ni shi ng t hei r pr oj ect.

CHASETi t l e, The Pr ogress i on of Amer i canSkept i ci sm. By Chase Pearson andRi l ey Sl oane. Awesome, one out of30 pages down and t hat onl y t ookusan hour !

RI LEY( Fr ust r ated, RI LEY pushes awayf r om t he t abl e)

I can' t do t hi s. Ther e i s no waywe can f i ni sh t hi s t oni ght . Wehave no ref er ences, no resear ch,no not hi ng, i t ' s t oo much. I can' tbel i eve i t got t o t hi s and we ar egoi ng t o f ai l f or i t .

As RI LEY get s up t o get up and l eave, CHASE grabs her hand.

CHASE

Ri l ey, l ook at me. We can' t undowhat ' s happened but wer e her e nowso we got t o make t he best of i t .Now we have 6 hour s t o wr i t e 30pages. We' r e goi ng t o buckl e downand power t hrough. Can you do t hatf or me?


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( RI LEY t akes a deep br eath, nodsand set t l es back i nt o her seat )

Al r i ght , l et s do t hi s .

RI LEY

Uh, Chase.

CHASEYeah?

RI LEYI need my hand t o t ype.

CHASE( CHASE l et s go of RI LEY' s hand)

Oh sor r yNow l et s do t hi s.

Leads i nto a St udy Mont age.

END SCENE S

SCENE T

I NT. CONFERENCE ROOM - EVENI NG

DEREK, NI COLE, MR. CLARK, PRESI DENT, CONNI E and sever alot her s si t ar ound a conf er ence t abl e.

PRESI DENTSo t hat deci des i t . The heal t hcent er wi l l now pr ovi de magnumcondoms f or t hegeni t al l yadvanced. Next order of busi ness,what do we have i n t he request

bi n?( I s handed t he r equest bi n)

Gi ve a Yay or Nay i f t hesei deas ar e wor t h di scussi ng.Foot bal l t eam want s a t - shi r tcannon.


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DEREK

Hey! By t he t i me I wake up, i t ' sbrunch t i me.

PRESI DENTAl r i ght , we' ve di scussed t hi ssever al t i mes. Let ' s j ust put i tt o a vot e. Those f or get t i ng anOf f i ce Manager :

( Sever al r ai se t hei r handi ncl udi ng DEREK and NI COLE)

And t hose agai nst( Few r ai se t hei r hand i ncl udi ngCONNI E)

Okay, so i t ' s deci ded, we are nowl ooki ng f or a new of f i ce manager .I f anyone knows anyone who woul dbe i nt er est ed, l et me know.

CONNI EGr eat , I know t he pr ef ect per son.

DEREK

Wai t , you wer e j ust agai nst t hi s30 seconds ago.

CONNI EWel l t hi ngs change, deal wi t h i t .

DEREK( To per son next hi m)

Onl y i f she deal s wi t h t hatmust ache.

( Per son gi ggl es)

CONNI EWhat was t hat ?

DEREK


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I sai d, I know someone t hat woul dbe gr eat f or t he posi t i on t oo.

CONNI E scof f s and wal ks away as DEREK has a smug l ook i nhi s f ace.

END SCENE T

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EPI SODE 4

SCENE U

I NT. CLASSROOM - DAY

BEN and sever al ot her st udent s are si t t i ng i n t hecl assr oom. ADI A wal ks i nt o the r oom and dr aws t he at t ent i onof everyone she passes by and t akes her usual seat next t oBEN.

BENHi Adi a.

ADI AOh hi Ben. Sor r y I mussed you t heot her day, I wasn' t f eel i ng wel l .

BENNo pr obl em. You l ook l i ke yourf eel i ng bet t er nowI mean you l ookni ce.

ADI A

Thanks, you' r e so sweet . How aboutwe r eschedul e?

BENYeah, t hat woul d be gr eat . Howabout we do some wor k, over di nnerFri day ni ght ?

ADI ASounds good.

BENGr eat , i t s a dat e.

TEACHER wal ks i nt o t he cl assr oom.

TEACHER


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Al r i ght young l eaches, open yourmout h hol es f or knowl edge yourabout t o suck dr y.

TEACHER cont i nues t o l ect ur e as BEN and ADI A smi l e at each

ot her bef or e t hey r et ur n f ocus t o t he f r ont of t he cl ass.

END SCENE U

SCENE V

I NT. HALLWAY - DAY

DEREK wai t s i n t he hal l way out si de a cl assr oom door as acl ass depar t s f r om t he room. ADI A and BEN depar t as t heywave t hei r goodbyes and BEN wal ks away. As he l eaves si ght ,ADI A goes i nt o a exci t i ng f i t , pr oud of her accompl i shment .

DEREKI ' m assumi ng i t went wel l .

ADI A( Regai ni ng her composure)

I t went as expect ed.

( She says f ol l owed by a gr i n)

DEREKI ' m happy f or you; I want t o hearal l about i t . Want t o come gr abl unch?

ADI AAw, I have a gr oup meet i ng. Howabout a r ai n check?

DEREKYeah, no pr obl em. I guess I ' l lcat ch you l at er .

ADI ABye.


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DEREK wal ks away. ADI A heads i n the opposi t e di r ect i on butr uns i nt o a cut e guy and begi ns chat t i ng wi t h hi m.

END SCENE V

SCENE W

I NT. BAR - NI GHT

CHASE and RI LEY si t at t he bar wi t h dr i nks i n hand.

CHASEWe di d i t !

( CHASE and RI LEY cheer s)

RI LEYI s t i l l can' t bel i eve i t . Probabl ycause I ' ve had enough beer t o wi peaway t he memor i es, but we di d doi t . I ' m gl ad you wer e my par t ner .

CHASEYeah, me t oo.

RI LEYNo, I was cl ose t o f al l i ng apar tand you kept me t oget her . Youdon' t know how much I appreci at ethat.

CHASENo pr obl em. We make a good t eam.

RI LEYI ' l l dr i nk t o t hat or not . I ' l l ber i ght back.

RI LEY get s up t o head t o t he bat hr oom but t r i ps and l andsi n CHASE' s ar ms. They l ook l ongi ngl y at each ot her f or amoment unt i l CHASE hel ps her st and up.


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CHASE

You okay?

RI LEY

Yeah, t hanks. I ' l l be r i ght back.

RI LEY wal ks away and CHASE exhal es har d, not sure of whatcoul d have happened. Bef or e he knew what happened, RI LEYcomes back, gr abs hi m and ki sses hi m. As t hey sl owl y pul laway, RI LEY r eal i zes what she has done.

RI LEY( Fl ust er ed)

Oh my god. I ' m so sor r y, uh, I gott o go.

RI LEY gr abs her pur se and dashes out of t he bar . Chaset r i es t o st op her but i s at a l oss f or wor ds, t r yi ng t ocompr ehend what j ust happened.

END SCENE W

SCENE X

EXT. ATHLETI C FI ELD - NI GHT

VI NCE packs up hi s t hi ngs as he gets r eady to l eave soccerpract i ce. He waves goodbye t o hi s t eammat es and heads of f .Whi l e wal ki ng, he hear s f oot st eps but t ur ns t o see on onebehi nd hi m. He cont i nues wal ki ng and hears t he f oot st epsagai n and t ur ns ar ound agai n.

VI NCE

Anyone t her e?

VI NCE cont i nues wal ki ng unt i l he gets home. Looki ng overhi s shoul der , he unl ocks hi s door and wal ks i n. I n t hedi st ance a si l houet t e of st r anger i s seen.

END SCENE X


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SCENE Y

I NT. CHASES BEDROOM - NI GHT

CHASE Lays i n hi s r oom, l ost i n hi s t hought s. Then hi sphone r i ngs. He sees hi s cal l er I D t o see t hat i t s RI LEY.He f r eaks out bef ore cal ms hi msel f and answers t he phone.

CHASEHel l o?

RI LEYUm, hi .

CHASEUh, what s up?

RI LEYI uhI j ust want ed t o apol ogi zeabout what happened. I had al i t t l e t oo much t o dr i nk. I t wasan acci dent and I ' m sor r y.

CHASESo i t di dn' t mean anythi ng?( Long Pause)

Hel l o?

RI LEYNo, i t di dn' t mean anythi ng.

CHASEOh, al r i ght . Then I guess t her e i s

nothi ng t o wor r y about .( Doorbel l r i ngs and CHASE headst o t he door )

And don' t wor r y, t hi s wi l l st aybet ween you and me.

RI LEY


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I appr eci ate t hat Chase.( CHASE opens t he door and dr opshi s j aw and hi s phone t o hi s si deas he sees J EN on t he ot her si de)

Your one of my cl osest f r i ends and

I don' t want anyt hi ng t o r ui nthat.

( Long Pause)Ri ght Hel l o?

END SCENE Y

END EPI SODE 4


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EPI SODE 5

SCENE F- 3

I NT. CHASE AND DEREK S APARTMENT - NI GHT

CHASE i s i n hi s r oom r eadi ng a book. He hears a knocki ng ont he door t o f i nd RI LEY i n messy hai r and t ear t r acks on herf ace, and cl ot hes as i f wor n f or days.

CHASERi l ey.

RI LEYHow coul d you Chase?

END SCENE F- 3

SCENE Z

I NT. DEREK AND CHASES APARTMENT - NI GHT

CHASE st ands at hi s open door wi t h J EN on t he ot her si deand RI LEY on t he ot her si de of t he phone.

RI LEY( On phone)

Hel l o, Chase?

CHASE( To phone)

Okay t hanks, I l ove you, bu- bye.

CHASE hangs up t he phone and hi s hand drops t o hi s si de as

he t ext s a message t o DEREK, ' Code 14' .

J ENI ' m at a l oss f or wor ds t oo.


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CHASE i s scar ed as J EN l unges at hi m onl y t o st ar t ki ssi nghi m. As i t s happeni ng, DEREK l eaps out of hi s r oom hol di nga basebal l bat .

DEREK

Be gone vi l e demon!

DEREK i s sur pr i sed t o f i nd CHASE and J EN ki ss i ng. CHASE andJ EN st op ki ssi ng and r ecogni ze DEREK.

J ENOh my god, Der ek. I t ' s so good tosee you.

( J EN hugs DEREK)How ar e you? What ar e you up t o?

CHASE i s s i gnal i ng t o DEREK t o abor t mi ssi on.

DEREKUmI was j ust about t o go out f ora game of Ni ght bal l , Ni ght bal l .

J ENOh, how do you pl ay?

DEREKOhumi t ' s l i ke basebal l but youpl ayer i n a smal l er par k wi t h awi f f l e bal l i n your paj amas and nol i ghts .

J ENThat sounds l i ke f un.

DEREKYeah, i t r eal l y does.

They st and qui et l y f or a moment .

J ENSo don' t you have t o go?


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DEREK

Ri i i i ggghhht t t .

DEREK l eaves t he room as SAG cl oses t he door i n hi s f ace

and begi ns t o l ead CHASE t o hi s bedr oom.

END SCENE Z

SCENE AA

I NT. DI NER - DAY

DEREK i s si t t i ng at a di ner t abl e i n hi s paj amas dr i nki ngcof f ee. CHASE ent er s wi t h a smi l e and si t s down acr oss f r omDEREK.

CHASEWhat happened l ast ni ght ?

DEREKWel l I deci ded ni ght bal l was sucha good i dea I got some guyst oget her t o pl ay.

CHASEReal l y?

DEREK( Smacks CHASE)

No you i di ot , I got l ocked out . Ispent l ast ni ght at t he gi r l spl ace. What happened l ast ni ght ?

ADI A and RI LEY wal k i n t o the di ner si t wi t h t hem.

RI LEYYeah, what di d happen l ast ni ght ?

CHASE


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Oh yeah, uh I ki nd of gotambushed.

RI LEYOh, I hear d.

CHASELook, af t er you l ef t

DEREK( I nt er r upt i ng)

Got ki cked out .

CHASERi ght . She t ook me back t o myr oom.

ADI AYeah she di d.

( Al l l ook at her )I m t r yi ng somet hi ng new.

RI LEYWai t , I t hought you br oke up?

CHASEWe di dki nda.

DEREKKi nda?

CHASEI br oke up wi t h her whi l e she wasabr oad and t he l ong di st ance was

hard.

DEREKYeah.

CHASE


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Yeah wel l I ki nd of di dn t br eakup wi t h her di r ect l y.

DEREKNo.

CHASEI ki nd of j ust l ef t her avoi cemai l .

ALLWhat !

CHASEI f I di dn t , i t woul d have beent ough wi t h the t i me di f f er ence andt he cr yi ng.

DEREKAnd what ever she woul d have done.

CHASEWel l l ast ni ght , she t ol d me t heshe l ost her phone, al ong wi t h

ever ythi ng on i t . She never gott he message.

RI LEYSo i n her mi nd, you guys have beent oget her t hi s whol e t i me.

DEREKWai t , so di d you br eak up wi t h hero f f i c i a l l y ?

CHASENot r eal l y

DEREKYou sl ept wi t h her , di dn t you?


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CHASEKi nda.

ADI AHow do you ki nda sl eep wi t h

someone?

DEREKThe sad t hi ng i s she i s aski ng asa ser i ous quest i on.

CHASEAf t er al l t hi s t i me, I t hought shedi dn t cal l cause t he br eakup washar d on her .

DEREKSo what ar e you goi ng t o do?

CHASEI don t know. When she came back,so di d al l t hose f eel i ngs.

RI LEY

You have t o come cl ean. You can tgo on wi t h t hi s r el at i onshi p on al i e .

CHASEYeah, you ar e r i ght . I t s notf ai r ; I l l t al k to her bef oredi nner t oni ght .

( To RI LEY)You made t he r eser vat i ons, r i ght ?

RI LEYYup, wer e good t o go.

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Pear son, I need hel p. We need anof f i ce manager f or t he st udentgover nment .

RI LEY, ADI A and CHASE al l l ook away f r om DEREK.

DEREKC mon guys, i t s super easy, youget f r ee st uf f , you get st udentorg cr edi t and you get t o hang outwi t h me. Ser i ousl y guys, I r eal l ycoul d use someone. I need t o beatConni e and coul d r eal l y use t hesuppor t come el ect i on t i me.

CHASESor r y bud, I al r eady have enoughst uf f t o deal wi t h.

ADI AI can t I j ust got r eal l y busy.

RI LEYSor r y, I am on my per i od.

DEREKFi ne, be t hat way.

( St or ms of f and t hen wal ks backand asks CHASE)

I need your keys.( CHASE hands over hi s keys)

Thank you. By t he way, your payi ngf or my breakf ast PEACE!

( Runs of f )

RI LEY( Yel l s at DEREK)

Don t f or get about di nner t oni ght .

END SCENE AA


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SCENE AB

I NT. J EN S APARTMENT - AFTERNOON

J EN hear s a knock on t he door . She answer s t he door t o

CHASE.

J ENHey Hun, come i n.

CHASEHi J en.

J ENSor r y, I m st i l l unpacki ng. Comet o my r oom.

CHASE f ol l ows J EN t hr ough the hal l way and st ops at t hef i r st door way wi t h KATI E i nsi de.

J ENOh, t hi s i s my new r oommat e,Kat i e. She was my r oommat e i nFr ance.

CHASEHi .

KATI E( Shyl y)

Hi .

J ENOh, she s j ust shy but she i s a

t on of f un.( Leave her r oom)

And qui et and cl ean.( They ent er J EN s r oom wi t h onl ya bed set up and sur r ounded byboxes)


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You sounded ser i ous on t he phone,what di d you want t o tal k about ?

CHASEWel l

J EN

Wai t , me f i r st .( She r uns at Chase t ackl i ng hi mon t o t he bed wi t h her on t op ofhi m)

I r eal l y mi ssed you. Wi t hout myphone and no i nt er net out t her e, If el t r eal l y di sconnected so I mj ust r eal l y gl ad t o be back wi t hyou.

J EN l ays down next t o CHASE wi t h her head on hi m.

CHASEYeah, me t oo.

J ENOkay, what d you have t o say.

CHASEUm, yeahwel l I j ust want ed to sayI m gl ad your back and I want ed t oi nvi t e you t o di nner t oni ght wi t heveryone, you know t o cel ebr at et he end of t he semest er .

KATI EOkay.

( J EN and CHASE ar e shocked to seeKATI E si t t i ng i n t he r oom)

I l l go f i nd somet hi ng t o wear .

KATI E get s up and l eaves t he r oom.

CHASE


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( St i l l shocked)When di d she come i n here?

END SCENE AB

SCENE AC

I NT. RESTAURANT - NI GHT

RI LEY and VI NCE ent er a f ul l ni ce r est aur ant . A host essl eads t hem t o a l ar ge t abl e wi t h ei ght pl at e set t i ngs.

WAI TRESSHer e i s your t abl e.

RI LEYThank you.

VI NCE( Looki ng over t he tabl e)

I t hought t her e wer e onl y si x ofus.

RI LEY

Ther e ar e.

VI NCEWhy ar e ther e ei ght set t i ngs?

RI LEYUm

As she ponders, CHASE approaches t he t abl e wi t h J EN andKATI E.

CHASEDon t wor r y, we ar e here. You guysr emember my cont i nuous gi r l f r i endf or t he l ast year .

J EN


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Oh my god Ri l ey, I mi ssed you.I t s so good t o see you.

( J EN gi ves RI LEY a hug)Thi s i s my r oommat e, Kat i e.

Everyone l ooks over t o wher e KATI E was see she i s notthere.

KATI E( Now next t o J EN)

Hi .

Ever yone i s surpr i sed t o see her t her e.

VI NCEWai t but I t hought t hey

RI LEY el bows VI NCE.

RI LEYNi ce to meet you, Kat i e.

CHASEAl r i ght , l et s s i t down. I m

hungr y.

As t hey si t down, DEREK shows up.

DEREKSor r y I m l at e guys.

( DEREK si t s down)Got caught up wi t h the bi t ch queenagai n

Ever yone i s st ar i ng at DEREK i n di sbel i ef .

CHASEUh, Der ek

DEREK


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I know I shoul dn t t al k aboutanyone l i ke t hat .

CHASEDer ek!

DEREKWhy i s t hi s chai r so l umpy?

CHASECause your si t t i ng on J en sr oommat e.

DEREK t ur ns t o see he i s s i t t i ng on KATI E.

DEREKOhHi I m Der ek.

J ENCan you get of f her?

DEREKYeah, Sor r y.

( DEREK moves t o next seat . He

l eans over t o CHASE)Thi s i sn t a bl i nd dat e, r i ght ?

CHASENo.

DEREKGood, because I m pr et t y sur e I vegone as f ar as I can go wi t h her .

The WAI TRESS comes over wi t h a pi t cher of wat er .

DEREKYes, pl

( DEREK r ecogni zes wai t r ess)Wai t , don t you work at


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Ever yone begi ns t o t al k among t hemsel ves as RI LEY l ooksupon everyone exci t ed about al l t he news.

RI LEYI have some news, t oo.

( Ever yone t ur ns t hei r at t ent i ont o RI LEY)

I deci dedt o t ake t he secr et ar yposi t i on i n t he st udentgover nment .

DEREK( Spi t s out wat er )

You di d?

RI LEYYup, i s t hat okay?

DEREKDef i ni t el y, we wi l l get you set upnext t erm.

Ever yone congr atul at es RI LEY. Wai t r ess comes by and sl i pson wat er .

DEREKSorry.

Wai t r ess gi ves hi m DEREK an angry l ook and wal ks away.

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EPI SODE 6

SCENE AD

I NT. DI NER - MORNI NG

RI LEY and VI NCE si t at a tabl e at t he di ner as CHASE andDEREK ent er and j oi n t hem.

RI LEY( Get up t o hug CHASE and VI NCE)

Hi guys, how was your break?

DEREKYou know, st uf f ed my f ace, st oppedt he Gr i nch f r om st eal i ngChr i st mas, t he usual .

CHASEHow was your br eak Vi nce? Doanyt hi ng speci al ?

VI NCENo, not hi ng you have t o wor r y

about .

RI LEYAl r i ght , you guys r eady f ort omor r ow ni ght ?

CHASE & DEREKUh

RI LEY

Tomor r ow i s Adi a s sur pr i se 21st

bi r t hday par t y.

CHASESweet , par t y t i me. A coupl e kegs,some beer pong, sounds l i ke apl an.


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RI LEY

No, you know Adi a. Thi s i s goi ngt o be a cl assy event , wi ne andcheese so come dr essed t o i mpress.

DEREKAwwwww, t hat s not a 21st bi r t hdaypar t y, t hat s a par t y f or t heVanHi ggens of t he Long I sl andVanHi ggens.

( Pr et ent i ous accent )Woul d you l i ke a spot of t ea wi t hyour cr umpet s?

RI LEYThi s i s t he way wer e goi ng t o doi t , and i t s goi ng t o be gr eat .

DEREK( Pr et ent i ous accent )

As you wi sh my dear .

CHASE

You can st op wi t h t he accent .


Oh, but I can t .

The wai t r ess comes over and st ar t s t al ki ng t o RI LEY.

CHASEAl r i ght , l et s go. We got cl ass i n

a f ew.


Ar e we of f t o count our mi l l i ons?


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DEREK and CHASE get up t o wal k away but VI NCE gr abs CHASEbef ore he l eaves.

VI NCERemember our deal .

CHASEI know, don t wor r y about i t .

CHASE pul l s hi s arm away and wal ks away. RI LEY concl udesher conver sat i on wi t h t he wai t r ess and r et ur ns t o t het abl e.

VI NCEWeren t we goi ng t o or der f ood?

RI LEYDar n i t , I l l go get her .

RI LEY get s up t o get t he wai t r ess but r uns i nt o BEN as he sor der i ng cof f ee.

RI LEYHey Ben, you exci t ed f or t omor r ow?

BENWhat s t omor r ow?

RI LEYAdi a s bi r t hday par t y. Ar en t youcomi ng?

BENWhy woul d I ?

RI LEYCause you r e her boyf r i end- t hi ng?

BENWel l I m her ex- boyf r i end t hi ng.

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She broke up wi t h me over br eak.

BEN gr abs hi s cof f ee and begi ns t o wal k away.

RI LEY

What ? Why?

BENThat s a good quest i on. How aboutyou ask her and get back t o me.

BEN l eaves as RI LEY r et ur n to t he boot h.

VI NCEDi d you get t he wai t r ess?

RI LEYDang i t !

END SCENE AD

SCENE AE

I NT. STUDENT GOVERNMENT OFFI CE - DAY

DEREK and RI LEY enter t he Student Gover nment Of f i ce.

DEREKSo thi s i s wher e al l t he magi chappens. Wel l some of t he magi c.Most l y t her e, t her e and t her e andt her e i s a l i t t l e bi t over t her e,but t hat s f or emer genci es. Soyour j ob woul d be to keep t hi s

pl ace or gani zed. I t s pr et t y muchset

CONNI E and MR. BLACK enter t he of f i ce.

CONNI EOh, what ar e you doi ng her e?


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DEREK

Tr ai ni ng t he new of f i ce manager .You know, our onl y opt i on si ncet hat per f ect candi dat e of your s

never exi st ed.

CONNI EHey, she had ot herr esponsi bi l i t i es.

DEREKWhat ? To be t he Pr ess Secr et aryf or t he Uni cor n Counci l ?

MR. BLACKAl r i ght you t wo. Rel ax.

DEREKMr . Bl ack, t hi s i s Ri l ey. She i sour new Of f i ce Manager .

MR. BLACKI t s ni ce t o meet you. Gl ad we

wi l l f i nal l y have someone t endi ngt o t hi s of f i ce.

RI LEYI l l do my best .

MR. BLACKConni e, we can cont i nue ourmeet i ng el sewher e.

DEREK and CONNI E exchange snar ky l ooks as CONNI E and MR.BLACK l eave t he of f i ce.

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DEREKWel l she s a doody head. She s t heonl y one bet ween me and pr esi dencynext year . El ecti ons st ar t i n acoupl e weeks.

RI LEYI m sur e i t wi l l happen.

DEREKWe wi l l see. So you r eady f orAdi a s Par t y? Done pl anni ng andi nvi t i ng peopl e?

RI LEYFor t he most par t except I t r i edt o i nvi t e Ben but sai d t hat t heybroke up.

DEREK( Says be a sl i ght smi r k)

Oh r eal l y?

RI LEY

What ar e you smi l i ng about ?

DEREKNot hi ng, so you ar e sayi ng she ssi ngl e now?

RI LEYI guess.

DEREK

And t omor r ow i s her 21st

when herpr i me obj ect i ve i s t o dr i nk a l otand make r ash deci si ons?

RI LEY


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Hopef ul l y not , I mean she has at est t he next day so I doubt shewi l l go t oo over t he t op.

DEREK

No of cour se not . We woul dn t wantthat.

END SCENE AE

SCENE AF

EXT. OUTSI DE GYM - EVENI NG

VI NCE i s l eavi ng t he gym. He hear s someone f ol l owi ng hi magai n. He r ounds a cor ner as a shady f i gur e f ol l ows hi monl y t o be conf r ont ed by VI NCE who was wai t i ng f or hi m.Vi nce thr ows hi m agai nst t he wal l t o r eveal LANDRY.

VI NCEWho ar e you? Why ar e you f ol l owi ngme?

LANDRY

Oh f ei st y, I l i ke i t . Now hi t me!

VI NCEWhat ? What s wr ong wi t h you?

LANDRYYou don t r emember t hi s pr et t yf ace? That s di sappoi nt i ng; It hought we had a good t i me.

VI NCE( Backs of f LANDRY)

What are you t al ki ng about ?

LANDRYMaybe you r emember t hi s.


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LANDRY l i f t s hi s shi r t t o r eveal a t at t oo. The same t at t ooas t he per son VI NCE sl ept wi t h. VI NCE i nst ant l y r ecogni zest he t at t oo and t he ni ght .

VI NCE

What ? That was you?

LANDRYAh, l ooks l i ke t hat sexy body doescome wi t h a brai n.

VI NCEI don t know what you want . J ustl eave me al one.

( Begi ns t o wal k away)

LANDRYOh, I m t hi nki ng mor e t heopposi t e. We woul dn t want yourgi r l f r i end or your t eam t o f i ndout what happened, woul d you?

VI NCEAr e you t hreat eni ng me?

LANDRYYou can cal l i t what ever you want .I cal l i t havi ng f un.

( Smi l es evi l l y)

END SCENE AF

SCENE AG

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A S APARTMENT - NI GHT

The apar t ment i s decor at ed f or a ver y f ancy par t y event .DEREK, RI LEY, CHASE and sever al ot hers st and dr essed ni cel yenj oyi ng the par t y.

CHASE


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Have I t ol d you t hi s i s a l ovel ypar t y you have put t ogether?

RI LEYShe s 45 mi nut es l ate.

CHASEDi d you make t hi s ar t i choke di p?I t s di vi ne; you can r eal l y t astet he Romano Cheese.

RI LEYShe i s 46 mi nut es l ate.

DEREKI t s of f i ci al , I m wi ne drunk.

CHASEHow i s wi ne dr unk di f f er ent t hanr egul ar dr unk?

DEREKWel l I r eal l y want t o wearsweat pant s, or der usel ess t hi ngs

onl i ne and bi t ch about my ex ont wi t t er .

CHASEYou have a t wi t t er ?

DEREKI m t hi nki ng of star t i ng at wi t t er . Peopl e need t o knowwhat s goi ng on. . .

( Poi nt s t o hi s head)i n her e.

CHASEAl r i ght , l et s put t he wi ne down.I t s onl y Tuesday.


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There i s a knock on t he door .

RI LEYFi nal l y! Ever yone i n posi t i on.

Ever yone f i nds a pl ace t o hi de as RI LEY opens t he door t of i nd ADI A on t he ot her si de.

ALL( Poppi ng out of hi di ng spot s)

SURPRI SE!

ADI A( Dr unk)

OMGeorgi a! Thi s i s t he best 21st t oday.

( Yel l i ng i nt o t he hal l way)Hey guys, t he par t y i s i n her e.

Sever al peopl e f r om t he hal l way ent er t he apar t mentcar r yi ng bot t l es, a keg and r ed cups.

CHASEMot her t r ucker .

DEREK( Typi ng on hi s phone)

What shoul d my t wi t t er handl e be?

END OF SCENE AG

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EPI SODE 7

SCENE AH

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A S APARTMENT - MORNI NG

RI LEY exi t s her bedr oom t o f i nd her l i vi ng r oom a mess.

RI LEYOh my Gal apagos.

A f l ush i s hear d and ADI A st umbl es i nt o t he l i vi ng r oom.

ADI AHa, what a t r i p l ast ni ght . Wasn tt hat cr azy awesome?

RI LEYMore l i ke j ust cr azy! Who wer et hose peopl e?

ADI AThat s a good quest i on.

RI LEYDon t you have an exam i n an hour .

ADI AI t s what ever . I l l t ake t he nextone.

RI LEYWhat s goi ng on Adi a? Thi s i sn tl i ke you.

ADI ATake a chi l l pi l l mamasi t a, youonl y l i ve once.

ADI A heads back t o her r oom.


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Maybe you shoul dn t have( St ops t o t hi nk but i nst ead t akeswat er f r om t abl e and t hr ows i t atCHASE)

CHASESer i ousl y!

ADI A ent er s t he Di ner wi t h f r i ends, dr i nki ng f r om a r edcup.

DEREKTher e she i s. I l l go t al k t o her .

DEREK get s up, shakes of f t he drunkenness and goes over t ot al k t o ADI A.

DEREKHey Adi a, can we tal k?

ADI AYea, of cour se Honey. Anyt hi ng f oryou.

DEREKHey, I t hi nk you have gone overt he t op wi t h t hi s par t yi ng. Iheard you ski pped your t est ,t hat s not l i ke you.

ADI ASi nce when i s t hat your pr obl em?

DEREK

Si nce I m your f r i end and knowwhat you want f or your sel f .

ADI AYou don t know what I want . Leaveme al one.


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DEREK( Smel l s somethi ng)

What are you dr i nki ng?( Reaches f or t he cup)

ADI AI t s not hi ng. I t s or ange j ui ce.Gi ve i t back.

DEREK and ADI A st r uggl e f or t he cup unt i l i t l eaves bot ht hei r hands and cover CHASE who i s wal ki ng by t hem. CHASEl i cks hi s l i ps of t he l i qui d.

CHASEYup, or ange j ui ceand champagne.

( ADI A st or ms of f )I m goi ng t o go home and change,possi bl y i nt o a r ai ncoat .

END SCENE AI

SCENE AJ

I NT. STUDY AREA

DEREK i s at a tabl e wi t h hi s l apt op and a l arge bever age,put t i ng t he f i nal t ouches on hi s speech.

DEREK( Typi ng)

That f el l ow peer s i s why I shoul dbe pr esi dent of t he st udentgovernment . Thank you. Make sur et o have your pet s spayed and

neut er ed. Good ni ght . Looks good.

DEREK l ooks over at hi s l arge bever age and real i zes he hast o pee. He l eaves hi s l apt op t o use t he bathr oom. Ti meLapse. DEREK r et ur ns t o f i nd hi s l apt op gone and f r eaksout .


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END SCENE AI

SCENE AJ

I NT. LECTURE HALL - DAY

CONNI E i s st andi ng i n f r ont of a podi um f aci ng a cr owdf i ni shi ng her speech f or pr esi dent .

CONNI E( Speaki ng t o the cr owd)

So f or t he bet t er ment of us, ourschool and our communi t y, r emembert o vot e f or Conni e on El ect i onDay. Thank you.

The cr owd cl aps as CONNI E heads backst age where RI LEY i swai t i ng. DEREK r ushes i n.

CONNI EYou l ook sweat y and unpr epared.

DEREKWel l you l ookl i ke a ni ceper son.

CONNI EWhat ever , good l uck f ol l owi ngthat.

( Wal ks away)

RI LEYWhere have you been? You ar e on i na mi nut e.

DEREKSomeone st ol e my l apt op wi t h myspeech on i t and ever yt hi ng.

RI LEYOh no.


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MR. BLACK i s on st age.

MR. BLACKAnd now f or your ot herpr esi dent i al candi dat e, Der ek

Hughes.

RI LEYWel l you bet t er t hi nk of somet hi ngqui ck.

RI LEY pushes DEREK on t o st age.

DEREK( Ner vousl y l ooks out i nt o thecr owd as he st ar t s hi s speech)

Umf el l ow st udents, my name i sDerek Hughes and I am r unni ng f orStudent Gover nment presi dent .Ummm

( Der ek out i nt o t he crowd at t hedi f f er ent gr oups and cl i ques andhas an epi phany)

I am not her e t o tal k about any of

my i deas, because I don t have anygreat ones. You know who has t hegr eat i deas, you guys. My goal i st o make t hem happen. I have hear da l ot of t al k f or many year s but Iwant t o t ake act i on. Why shoul dn tt he f oot bal l t eam get a t - shi r tcannon.

( The f oot bal l pl ayer s i n t hecr owd cheer )

And who doesn t l ove smoot hi es.Why can t have a f r ee smoot hi eday?

( Cr owd cheers l ouder )And why can t t he chess cl ub havea l i f e- si ze chess boar d?


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( A coupl e chess t eam member s getup and cheer )

Why can t we pr ovi de ever yt hi ngt hat accommodat es ever yone sneeds? I f i t can make your st udent

exper i ence bet t er , I want t o gi vei t a chance. I want t o gi ve you achance t o make a di f f erence and Iwant t o make your f our year s atDext er t he best years you haveever had. I f you want t o gi ve newi deas a chance, vot e Derek Pear sonf or st udent gover nment pr esi dent .Thank you.

The cr owd appl auds l oudl y as DEREK r et ur ns backst age.

DEREK( t o CONNI E)

Who l ooks sweat y and unpr eparednow?

CONNI E scof f s and wal ks away.

END SCENE AK

SCENE F- 4

I NT. DEANS OFFI CE - DAY

DEREK ent er s t he Deans Lobby and sees CONNI E cr yi ng. Bef or ehe can ask any quest i ons t he SECRETARY gr abs hi s at t ent i on.

END SCENE F- 4

END EPI SODE 7


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EPI SODE 8

SCENE AL

I NT. DEREK AND CHASE S APARTMENT - NI GHT

CHASE i s r el axi ng on t he couch as DEREK ent er s.

DEREKI t s par - t ay t i me!

( CHASE l ooks conf used)Huge par t y at Er i c Spi egel s pl acet oni ght . Kegs, J ungl e J ui ce, t hewor ks.

CHASESer i ousl y?

DEREKYeah, I al r eady cal l ed J ason.

CHASEI don t know. Don t you t hi nkwe ve gr own past t he days of house

par t i es and under age debauchery.Past dr i nki ng Nat t y Li ght f r omkegs and t he st r i ng of r andomhook- up. We have f i nal l y gr own t obe young adul t s who l i ve wi t hcl ass and di gni t y.

There i s a l ong pause bef or e DEREK and CHASE st ar t cr acki ngup.

DEREKAl r i ght , ser i ousl y? Let s getr eady.

Dr ess up mont age.

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SCENE AM

I NT. ERI C SPI EGEL S PARTY - NI GHT

DEREK, CHASE and J ASON ent er t he par t y. DEREK shakes a f ewhands as t hey head downst ai r s.

J ASON( To CHASE and DEREK)

Beer ? Beer ?

CHASE and DEREK r oam t hrough t he par t y t o see J ERK put t i ngsomet hi ng i n a dr i nk on a t abl e.

CHASEDi d t hat guy do what I t hi nk hedi d?

DEREKYeah, we shoul d t el l someone?

They see a gi r l r each f or a dr i nk and r eal i ze i t s ADI A.

CHASEOh no, we got t o( Tur ns t o see DEREK i s gone)

Der ek?

DEREK was headi ng t owar d t he ADI A and J ERK. DEREK wal ks t oher and knocks t he dr i nk out of her hand but not bef ore shehad t aken a si p.

ADI A

Hey!

J ERK( Pushes DEREK)

Hey, what do you t hi nk you r edoi ng?


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CHASE rushes of f t o J EN and gr abs here.

CHASEJ en.

J ENChase, I di dn t expect t o see yousweet i e.

( Ki sses CHASE)

CHASEI t s good t o see you t oo. We gott o go.

J ENUm okay, but we got t o f i nd Kat i ef i r s t .

CHASEHuh, f i ne.

END SCENE AL

SCENE AM

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A' S APARTMENT - MORNI NG

There i s a knock on t he door . RI LEY answer s t he door t of i nd CHASE and DEREK.

DEREKHow i s she?

RI LEY

She' s f i ne now, she' s r est i ng. Igot her t o t hrow up and getwhat ever ' s l ef t of i t out of hersyst em. Wher e have you guys been?

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I f ound J en at t he par t y t oo, so Ihad to t ake her home. Then we hadt o get campus secur i t y i nvol ved.I t was a whol e ordeal .

DEREK knocks on ADI A' s r oom door and t hen peer s i n t o f i ndher l ayi ng i n her bed.

DEREKHow ar e you doi ng?

ADI AI ' m f i ne now t hanks.

CHASEWhere' s J ason?

ADI AHe was her e most of t he ni ght butl ef t an hour ago.

DEREKLook Adi a, we need to t al k.

ADI AI know. I have been a l i t t l e overt he t op r ecent l y.

CHASEA l i t t l e?

ADI AYeah, a l i t t l e. You got a pr obl emwi t h t hat ?

CHASEA l i t t l e wor ks.

ADI AWel l I j ust want ed t o say I ' msor r y t o you guys. I knew what I


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want ed but got t oo car r i ed away.I t was not me and t hat i s not whatI want t o be. You have some pr et t ycl ear r eal i zat i ons when your whol eweekend i s comi ng out your nose.

ALLEwwwww.

ADI AAh, sor r y. Di d ei t her of youhappen t o gr ab my purse?

DEREKYou di dn' t have a pur se wi t h youas f ar as we saw.

ADI AOh no, t hat has my wal l et and cel lphone i n i t .

DEREKLet me cal l Er i c Spi egel and seei f he f ound i t .

DEREK goes of f t o make a cal l .

ADI A( To RI LEY)

Ri l ey, I ' m r eal l y sor r y about

RI LEY( I nt er r upt i ng)

Don' t wor r y about i t .

ADI ABut I want t o make i t up to you.

RI LEY


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Oh, you wi l l . Ther e i s st i l l agood mess f r om t hat par t y wai t i ngf or you.

ADI A

I ' m not f eel i ng so wel l anymor e.

DEREK r eent er s t he r oom.

DEREKHey, so tur ns out you' r e not t heonl y per son t o l ose somet hi ng. Adozen ot her peopl e l ost st uf f att he par t y l ast ni ght t oo andpeopl e have been l osi ng t hi ngs al lover campus. They t hi nk t here i s acampus caper get t i ng away wi t h al ot of peopl es stuf f .

RI LEYThat must be what happened t o yourl apt op.

ADI A

That s hor r i bl e. The campussecur i t y hasn' t done anythi ng?

DEREKThi s person i s good; t hey don' teven know what t hey l ook l i ke.

ADI ASomeone shoul d do somet hi ng.

Al l of a sudden ever yone' s phone goes of f .

CHASEWhoa, j ust got t hi s vi deo t hat sgoi ng vi r al .

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Me t oo.

They pul l up t he vi deo and i t i s a r ecor di ng of t he ni ghtbef ore of DEREK punchi ng J ERK wi t h a cl osi ng capt i on sayi ng" I s t hi s who you want as your pr esi dent ?"

CHASEOh shi

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EPI SODE 9

SCENE AO

I NT. CAMERON' S ROOM - DAY

CAMERON i s s i t t i ng at a desk as DEREK st or ms i n.

DEREKWe have a pr obl em.

CAMERONI know.

DEREKThat vi deo i s goi ng vi r al oncampus.

CAMERONAnd the comments ar e great .

( DEREK gi ves hi m a st ar e)I mean hor r i bl e. You don' t punchl i ke a wounded baboon.

DEREKWel l as my campai gn manager , whatare we goi ng t o do about i t ?

CAMERONWel l I woul d t r y to bur y i t butl ooks l i ke Conni e has got hol d ofi t and i s spr eadi ng l i ke her pes ata nympho cl i ni c.

DEREKDamn Conni e!

CAMERONDer ek, r el ax. I ' m wor ki ng on abackup pl an. We can t ur n t hi s t oour advant age.


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DEREK

We bet t er or t hi s el ect i on i s t hi sappl e.

DEREK t hrows i t out t he wi ndow.

CAMERONI was goi ng t o eat t hat .

DEREKSor r y, I wi l l get you a new one.

END SCENE AO

SCENE AP

EXT. CAMPUS - DAY

BEN i s wal ki ng ar ound campus as ADI A f i nds hi m andappr oaches hi m.

ADI AHi .

BEN shr ugs and wal ks away. ADI A cat ches up t o hi m and st opshi m.

ADI ABEN, wai t .

BENWhat do you want ?

ADI AI want t o apol ogi ze. I ' m r eal l ysor r y about t he way t hi ngs

( Cor r ects her sel f )t he way I ended t hi ngs. I got wayover my head wi t h t he ' new' me and


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l ost s i ght of why I di d i t i n t hef i r s t pl ace.

BENAnd

ADI A

and I r eal l y want us t o bef r i ends.

BENAl r i ght , sounds good. I s t hat i t ?

ADI ANot exact l y, I need your hel p.

BENAnd t he t r uth comes out .

BEN prepar es t o wal k away.

ADI AWai t , not j ust me. A l ot of peopl eneed your hel p.

BENWhat i s t he probl em?

ADI AYou st i l l have t hat vi deo camer a?

END SCENE AP

SCENE AQ

I NT. CAMERON' S ROOM - DAY

DEREK ret ur ns t o see CAMERON.

DEREKWhat do you got f or me?


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BEN

So af t er goi ng over t he pol i cer epor t s , i t l ooks l i ke a l ar gepor t i on of t he t hef t s happened

ar ound t he Byr on Cent er Lobby so Iset up t he camer a t her e. Let s seei f i t wor ks.

BEN presses a f ew but t ons hi s comput er and comput er comesup wi t h a f eed of t he l obby.

ADI ABen, you r e a geni us.

( BEN and ADI A smi l e at eachother . Then go back t o payi ngat t ent i on t o t he scr een)

Oh l ook, t here i s Chase and Derek.Does t hi s have sound?

BEN hol d a but t on t hat makes t he scr een sounds mor eaudi bl e.

SUBSCENE 2

I NT. BYRON CENTER LOBBY - EVENI NG

CHASE and DEREK ar e wal ki ng t hrough t he l obby.

DEREKAnd I know not hi ng about quant umt heor y so I t o t he bat hr oom t o useGoogl e

( As DEREK i s t al ki ng, VI NCE wal ks

by CHASE and VI NCE hol d a l onggl ar e as CHASE' s mi nd begi ns t owonder . DEREK not i ces t hi s)

but whi l e I was i n t he bat hr oom aT- Rez wal ks i n and yel l i ng where' ssoda pop.


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CHASERi ght .

( Regai ns f ocus on t heconver sat i on)

Wai t , what ?

DEREKDude, what ' s wr ong wi t h you.Recent l y every t i me you see Vi nce,you zone out . What ' s goi ng on?

CHASEI can' t r eal l y t al k about i t .

DEREKCome on dude, i t s me.

CHASE( Looks ar ound t o make sur e t heyare al one)

Al r i ght , t hi s st ays bet ween youand me but I r eal l y need t o t el lsomeone. So whi l e I was homedur i ng br eak, I went out wi t h

Br i an. You r emember Br i an, r i ght ?Wel l we went t o a bar mor e f ocusedt owar d hi s i nt er est s

SUBSCENE 3

I NT. GAY BAR - NI GHT

BRI AN and CHASE ent er t he Gay Bar .

BRI ANHal l el uj ah, I ' m home.

CHASEAnd I ' m uncomf or t abl e.

( To guy i n t he di st ance)Br o, eyes up here.


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BRI AN

Chase?

CHASE

I know I am your wi ngman but i fone t hese guys comes on st r ong

( BRI AN gl ar es at CHASE)I wi l l i nf or m t hem ni cel y t hat mysal mon swi ms upst r eam.

BRI ANGood boy. Want a dr i nk?

CHASEHow about a beer ?

( BRI AN gl ar es at CHASE agai n)Fi ne, a vodka- cranber r y. I ' m goi ngt o r un to t he bat hr oom.

As CHASE goes t o t he bat hr oom, he sees a f ami l i ar f aceheadi ng t o t he backr oom hol di ng someone' s hand. He f ol l owst hem i n and f i nds VI NCE maki ng out wi t h some st r anger .

CHASEHol y Kar ma.

Once VI NCE r eal i zes what ' s goi ng on, he st ops and not i cesCHASE. CHASE begi ns t o wal k away but VI NCE st ops andcor ners hi m.

VI NCEYou di d not see what you t hi nk yousaw.

CHASEOh real l y? Can you expl ai n t o mewhat I saw i n t her e?

VI NCE


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I l ost my keysi n hi s mout hnevermi nd. Thi s doesn' t l eave t hi spl ace.

CHASE

How coul d you? How coul d you dot hi s t o Ri l ey? She has t o know.

VI NCEWel l I r ecal l you br eaki ng up wi t hJ en. We woul dn' t want her f i ndi ngout about t hat , woul d we?

CHASEYou have no pr oof .

VI NCEAnd nei t her do you. Do you wantpl ay a game of who i s mor ebel i evabl e?

CHASEYou ar e messed up. You know t hi swi l l come out event ual l y and I

woul dn' t want t o be t he one t hatbr eaks RI LEY' s hear t . Now i f youdon' t mi nd, I got t o go pee.

CHASE pushes VI NCE of f hi m and wal ks away.

END SUBSCENE 3

CHASEand i t s been wei r d ever si nce

and I ' m st i l l st r uggl i ng wi t h whatt o do.

DEREK( Pul l s hi s j aw up f r om t he f l oor )


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BENNo way.

ADI A grabs her phone and t ypes i n a number .

ADI AHi , we know who t he Campus Caperi s.

END SCENE AS

SCENE AT

EXT. APARTMENT - DAY

Campus Secur i t y st ands out si de a door . They knock on i t .

SECURI TYThi s i s Campus Secur i t y. Open t hedoor .

( The door opens)We have reason t o bel i eve t her e i sst ol en pr oper t y on your pr emi ses.

The person who opens t he door i s r eveal ed t o be J EN.

END SCENE AT

SCENE AU

I NT. J EN' S APARTMENT - DAY

DEREK and CHASE show up at J en' s Apar t ment wher e CampusSecur i t y i s ever ywher e. They f i nd J EN cr yi ng i n t he l i vi ng

r oom.

CHASEJ en, I came over as soon as youcal l ed. What happened her e?

J EN


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( Sobbi ng)They f ound t he st ol en st uf f .

DEREKWai t , what ?

DEREK and CHASE r un to J EN' s r oom but st op at KATI E' s r oomt o see i t f ul l of secur i t y al ong wi t h a pi l e of st ol ens tu f f .

CHASEHol y Canada, i t s ever ythi ng.

J EN j oi ns t hem out si de t he r oom.

J ENI can' t bel i eve she di d t hi s. Sheseemed l i ke such a sweet gi r l .

DEREKOh Snappl e, t here i s my l apt op.

( DEREK goes and grabs i t and hugsi t )

I mi ssed you so much Mi r anda Ker r .

Never l eave me agai n.

CHASEYou named your l apt op af t er aVi ct or i a Secr et model ?

DEREKUmsur e.

KATI E suddenl y appears i n t he hal l way.

KATI EWhat ' s goi ng on?

Ever yone not i ces KATI E. She runs as CHASE, DEREK andsever al Secur i t y member s chase af t er her . J EN goes i nt o


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Ah, i t s not what i t sounds l i ke.

J ENDon' t l i e t o me. I hear d t hemessage. To you, we wer e done t hi s

whol e t i me? I t hought you l oved meenough t o wai t f or me.

CHASEJ en, i t s not l i ke t hat .

J EN( Sobbi ng agai n)

No, i t s not . I t hought you car ed.I t hough Kat i e was a good personbut i t t ur ns out I don' t knowanyt hi ng.

CHASEJ en, endi ng i t wi t h you was a hugemi st ake I wi sh I never made andwhen I was gi ven a second chance,I t ook i t . When I see your f ace, Iknow how much I car e about you.

There i s a l ong si l ence.

J ENJ ust l eave.

CHASEBut

J EN

( Yel l i ng)Get out !

CHASE hesi t ant l y l eaves and cl oses t he door behi nd hi m.

END SCENE AV


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EPI SODE 11

SCENE AW

I NT. CHASE AND DEREK' S APARTMENT - DAY

CHASE i s l ayi ng on t he couch i n tears as DEREK ent er s f r omhi s r oom.

CHASEJ en!

DEREKExact l y, i n an hour I wi l l knowt hat I am t he pr esi dent of t hest udent gover nment . Di d your emember t o vot e?

CHASEJ en!

DEREKI ' l l t ake t hat as a yes. You needanyt hi ng whi l e I ' m out ?

CHASEJ en!

DEREKFrozen yogur t , you got i t .Vani l l a?

CHASEJ en!

DEREKAl r i ght , chocol at e. Wi sh me l uck.

CHASEJ en!


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DEREKYour r i ght , I don' t need i t .Peace.

DEREK l eaves t he apar t ment .

END SCENE AW

SCENE AX


CONNI E and her gr oup and DEREK, CAMERON and hi s gr oup st andi n f r ont of MR. BLACK i n t he St udent Gover nment Of f i ce.

MR. BLACKThanks f or comi ng, I have t hef i nal t al l y f or t he pr esi dent i alel ect i ons. Af t er al most 5000 vot esand sever al hour s of bal l ot i ng,t he wi nner won by a smal l mar gi n.Remember , no mat t er who wi ns,t her e wi l l al ways be r oom i n t hest udent government f or except i onal

st udent s l i ke your sel ves. Fi nal l y,t he pr esi dent of next year sst udent body wi l l beConni e!

CONNI E' s gr oup cheer s as DEREK goes weak as t he r est of hi st eam becomes di sappoi nt ed.

END SCENE AX

SCENE AY


The St udent Gover nment Of f i ce i s empt yi ng as peopl econgr at ul at e CONNI E and l eave. Event ual l y onl y CONNI E andMR. BLACK ar e l ef t i n t he of f i ce.


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VI NCE

I t has been cr azy( Vi nce s phone goes of f . VI NCEl ooks at hi s phone and gi ves out

a l ar ge gr unt . )I m sor r y Ri , I got t o go.

RI LEYBut

VI NCE get s up and l eaves as RI LEY si t s baf f l ed.

END SCENE AZ

SCENE BA

I NT. LANDRY S APARTMENT - DAY

There i s a kni ck on t he door . LANDRY answer s t o f i nd VI NCEwi t h dr y- cl eaned cl ot hes. As LANDRY opens t he door , VI NCEbarges i n.

VI NCE

Her e i s your st upi d dr y cl eani ngand I m done. No more st upi der r ands. I m done pi cki ng up yourl aundr y, get t i ng your homework andI m done wi t h t he massages. Thi si s r i di cul ous .

LANDRYOh, what a t emper . You f eelbetter?

VI NCEYes, I do.

LANDRYExcel l ent , I want a smoot hi e.


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VI NCEAr e you ser i ous? Di dn t you j usthear me?

LANDRY

Oh, I m sor r y. I get i t , you redone. I guess I m done t oo. I vewai t ed way t oo l ong t o send thi se- mai l . I m sur e your t eammat eswi l l get a ki ck about our hook up.

VI NCE( Gr i t t i ng hi s t eet h)

What f l avor do you want ?

LANDRYHuh?

VI NCEWhat f l avor do you want ?

LANDRYSur pr i se me.

END SCENE BA

SCENE BB

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A' S APARTMENT - DAY

ADI A i s i n her l i vi ng r oom as she hears a knock on t hedoor . She opens i t t o f i nd BEN on t he ot her si de.

ADI A

Good, you ready t o go meet t hepress?

BENAct ual l y, I can by t o t el l you It hi nk I ' m goi ng t o go. I ' m not


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r eal l y a meet t he pr ess ki nd ofperson.

ADI ABut i f i t wasn' t f or you, we woul d

never have caught Kat i e.

BENYeah but i t was never about t henot or i et y. I j ust want ed t o do t her i ght t hi ng.

( BEN hands ADI A a CD)Her e i s t he evi dence f or t he cops,i t has al l t he f oot age f r om t hecamer a.

ADI AThanks.

BENAl r i ght , I got t o go. I ' l l see youl at er .

ADI A

Bye.

BEN t ur ns t o l eave but st ops hi msel f .

BENWai t Adi a. I don' t know how youf eel , but I know how I f eel andour t i me t oget her r emi nded me howmuch I car e about you. Do you wantt o gi ve t hi ngs anot her t r y?

ADI A( Sur pr i sed)

Oh Ben, I enj oyed our t i met oget her t oo but I m seei ngsomeone.


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BENOh, wel l I hope he s good f or you.

ADI AHe i s.

( ADI A l eans i n and gi ves BEN aki ss on t he cheek)

And I m sur e you l l f i nd someonet hat s good f or you t oo.

BENI guess I l l see you ar ound.

BEN l eaves as ADI A cl oses t he door and l eans agai nst i tshocked at what happened. She suddenl y r eal i zes she s l ate.

ADI ACr ap.

ADI A gr abs her st uf f and l eaves t he apar t ment but f orget st he CD.

END SCENE BB

SCENE BC

I NT. DEREK AND CHASE S APARTMENT DAY

CHASE and DEREK ar e mopi ng on thei r coaches as ADI A ent er st he unl ocked door .

ADI AWhy i s your door unl ocked?

CHASEJ en!

ADI ALook at you guys, you r e a mess.When was t he l ast t i me you guysshower ed?


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DEREK

Shower i ng i s f or wi nner s. We suck.

CHASE

J en!

ADI AGuys, I can t do t hi s on my own.You ar e t he ones t hat caughtKat i e. You ar e goi ng t o be campuscel ebr i t i es.

DEREKI guess t hat wi l l be ni ce.

ADI ATher e you goand we al so get ourr ewar d money

CHASEJ en?

ADI A

Yeah, $600.

DEREKThat s 300 beer s.

( To CHASE)That s 100 beer s a pi ece.

Wi t h i mposs i bl e speed, CHASE and DEREK exi t t he scene, andr eent er dr essed, cl ean and r eady to go.

ADI AAwesome, l et s go. Now wher e di d Iput t hat CD.

CHASEWhat CD?


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ADI AThe CD wi t h al l t he spy camer af oot age.

( ADI A r eal i zes wher e she l ef t t heCD)

Oh no.

ADI A r uns out t he apar t ment and DEREK and CHASE, conf usedf ol l ow her out .

END SCENE BC

SCENE BD

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A S APARTMENT - DAY

RI LEY ent er s her apar t ment and sees t he CD and l ooks overi t .

RI LEYNo one i s goi ng t o mi nd i f I l ookat t hi s .

END SCENE BD

SCENE BE

I NT. RI LEY AND ADI A S APARTMENT - DAY

ADI A comes r unni ng i nto t he r oom as CHASE and DEREK f ol l owbehi nd.

CHASEWe shoul d real l y go t o t he gym

mor e.

ADI A not i ces t he open CD case next t o t he comput er .

ADI ANo no no no no no no no no


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ADI A pr esses t he ej ect but t on on t he comput er and pul l s outt he CD.

DEREKWhat s wr ong?

ADI AUh, wel l you know t hatconver sat i on you guys had i n thest udent l ounge about Vi nce bei nggay?

CHASEYeahwai t what ! How do you knowabout t hat

( Put s t he pi eces t oget her )Noooooo

DEREKWhat ? The conver sat i on i s on t het ape?

ADI AThe f i r st t hi ng.

DEREKAnd Ri l ey j ust wat ched t hat !

CHASENo no no no no no no no no no.

ADI AOh god, wher e i s she?

ADI A pul l s out her phone t o cal l RI LEY.

END SCENE BE

END EPI SODE 11


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RI LEYTel l me what ? That I was i n a f aker el at i onshi p? That I m j ust bei ngused? That cheat i ng i s okay asl ong as i t s t he same gender?

VI NCERi l ey, you know my f at her

RI LEYNo, I don t know your f at her , andI don t know you ei t her .

RI LEY goes t o l eave.

VI NCERi l ey.

VI NCE t r i es t o st op RI LEY but she smacks hi m.

RI LEYDon t ever t al k t o me agai n.

RI LEY st orms out of t he r oom.

END SCENE BF

SCENE BG

I NT. BYRON CENTER LOBBY - DAY

CHASE and DEREK ar e wal ki ng t hrough t he st udent l obby.

DEREK

You hear f r om Ri l ey yet ?

CHASENo, I cal l ed, I t ext ed, I evenat t ached a not e to a st r ay pi geonand not hi ng.


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DEREKYeah, she s gone compl et el y of ft he gr i d but t hi s i s bi g, who whatshe s doi ng?

CHASEI j ust di dn t want i t t o happenl i ke t hi sr egar dl ess, you know. Byt he way, what s your meet i ng wi t ht he dean about ?

DEREKNo i dea, but i t s pr obabl y tor eof f er me t he vi ce pr esi dentposi t i on.

CHASEAr e you goi ng t o t ake i t ?

DEREKI haven t deci ded yet . We wi l lsee. I l l see you at t he r i s i ngmi xer .

CHASE and DEREK go t hei r separ at e ways.

END SCENE BG

SCENE BH


DEREK ent er s t he Deans Lobby and sees CONNI E cr yi ng. Bef or ehe can ask any quest i ons t he SECRETARY gr abs hi s at t ent i on.

SECRETARYDer ek, t he Dean wi l l see you.

DEREK ent er s hi s of f i ce.

DEAN


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Hel l o Derek. How ar e you doi ng?

DEREKI ve been worse.

DEANThat s good t o hear . I want ed t ot al k t o you about an i ssue i n t hest udent gover nment t hat has comet o my at t ent i on. What do you knowabout an i nappr opr i at er el at i onshi p i n t he or gani zat i on?

DEREKI don t know what Ni col e tol d youbut we j ust hooked up one t i meand

DEANNo, t hi s i s not i n r el at i on t oyou.

DEAN hands DEREK of Conni e and Mr . Bl ack t oget her .

DEREKOh my Gar f unkel . Ar e t hese r eal ?

DEANI t seems so. I f ound t hese on mydesk a week ago wi t h no det ai l s ofwher e t hey came f r om but you canbe sur e I l ooked i nt o i t . I t seemst hi s has been goi ng on f or a whi l eand i t had an i mpact on your

el ect i on. Tur ns out , wi t houtanyone s knowl edge, Mr . Bl ackr i gged t he el ect i on i n Ms.Phi l l i p s f avor . I m sor r y t o sayt hat Mr . Bl ack has been l et gof r om her posi t i on and af t er t hi s


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news Conni e has r esi gned f r omhers.

DEREKWow, t hi s i s a l ot t o t ake i n.

What does t hi s mean f or t hest udent gover nment ?

DEANWel l Der ek, i n l i ght of r ecentevent s, i t seems you won t heel ect i on. The posi t i on ofPr esi dent i s your s, i f you chooset o accept i t .

END SCENE BH

SCENE BI

SUBSCENE 1

I NT. BAR NI GHT

DEREK and CHASE ar e at t he r i si ng cer emony dr essed ni cel y.

DEREKI am t he new pr esi dent !

CHASEThat s awesome. I can t bel i evet hat was goi ng on. What happenedt o Conni e?

DEREK

Not hi ng r eal l y. Ther e ar e no r ul esagai nst hooki ng up wi t h st af f .

CHASEReal l y? Wel l at l east you won thave t o deal wi t h her i n t hegover nment .


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DEREK

Wel l

SUBSCENE 2


DEREK i s i n t he of f i ce wi t h t he DEAN.

DEREKOf cour se I accept !

DEANThat s excel l ent . We wi l l make t heannouncement l at er t hi s week.

DEREK shakes hands wi t h t he dean and l eaves t he of f i ce andsees CONNI E st i l l i n the l obby more composed t hen bef or e.DEREK st ops t o tal k t o her .

CONNI EYou here t o gl oat ?

DEREKI j ust want ed t o say I m sor r y f orwhat happened.

( CONNI E shrugs i t of f . DEREKbegi ns t o wal k away but st ops andt ur ns ar ound)

You know t here i s al ways aposi t i on i n t he st udent gover nmentf or you.

CONNI E( Looks conf used)

Why? We don t r eal l y wor k wel lt oget her .

DEREK


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Wel l I can t penal i ze you f or yourhor r i bl e l i f e deci si ons, butsomeone so har d- wor ki ng anddedi cat ed t o t he or gani zat i oncan t hur t I hope.

CONNI EThanks Der ek. You wi l l make a goodpr esi dent .

END SUBSCENE 2

CHASESomet i mes you r e too good a per sonf or your own good.

DEREKSo where s Adi a? Ar en t wesupposed t o meet her new boy t oyt oni ght ? I haven t met hi m but Idon t t hi nk I l i ke t hi s guy.

CHASEAnd t her e i s t he ol d Der ek. Oh

l ook, speak of t he devi l . Her e shecomes. Wai t i s t hat ?

DEREKNo, no, no.

CHASEI t can t be.

ADI A wal ks up hol di ng J ASON S hand.

ADI AI f you haven t f i gur ed i t out , meand J ason are t oget her .

DEREKWow, I can t bel i eve i t .


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CHASE

Congr at s( Hugs J ASON)

How di d you guys get t oget her ?

ADI AWel l t he ni ght of t he par t y. WhenJ ason t ook me home, once I came t owe j ust sat up and t al ked.

J ASONWe real l y got t o know each otherand connect ed, unt i l event ual l y Iasked her out .

DEREK( Cr i ngi ng)

That s gr eat . You guys ar e sogreat.

ADI AThanks Der ek, we got t o get goi ng.We j ust want ed t o st op i n t o say

hi . Someone has t o get up ear l yt omor r ow.

J ASONI l l see you guys at t hegraduat i on ceremony t omor r ow,r i ght ?

CHASEDef i ni t el y, woul dn t mi ss i t .

ADI A and J ASON l eave.

DEREKI can t bel i eve i t . Di d you knowabout t hi s?


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CHASEDo you t hi nk I knew?

DEREKYeah, t hat s cr azy. I need a

dr i nk.( To bar t ender )

Two J ack and Cokes.

CHASEDon t or der f or me. I m headi ngout .

DEREKSer i ousl y? Your bai l i ng?

CHASEI m not f eel i ng t he whol e f est i vemood.

DEREKAl r i ght , I l l see you at home.

CHASE l eaves as NI COLE ent er s.

NI COLEHey Der ek, what you doi ng?

DEREKAbout t o dr i

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