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Contemporary Filipino recipes for the Filipino Canadian

mangermanger si vous alez

le temps

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Filipino fat-burning activities for the fattening Filipino Canadian

LutoLuto

dinpag

maytime

Contemporary Filipino recipes for the Filipino Canadian

mangermanger si vous alez

le temps

For Kehrl

Unang Putahe

Lettuce Wraps a la

Kehrlingredients

Boston Lettuce700 g Ground meat of choice

~10 tbsp Hoisin sauce150 g Crushed peanuts

GarlicOnionsCelery

Carrots (shredded)Salt and Pepper

Parsley

directionsHi Kehrl!!! Happy Birthday!!! Above is the recipe of a dish I made for my roommates here. Super easy to make. Just stir fry the ingredients (except the Boston lettuce) in a wok. Then serve with peeled cool Boston lettuce. The idea is for the diners to wrap the meat with the lettuce themselves! :D Hope this recipe makes for a good merienda there in icy Alberta! This will go great with beer too! Merry Christmas

and Happy Birthday again! :D

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Pangalawang Putahe

power

Puffsingredients

Brown SugarSpice

and Everything Nice

directionsAdd in scoops of brown sugar, KFC’s secret herbs and spices, and

a dash of everything nice! Warning: This is a very healthy concoction. It may win you awards. A trophy might even grow from you hand!

Happy birthday, Kehrlyyyy! You may not have Chemical Xbut you have Vitamin K as in Kehrl and kyut! See you soon!

P.S. Make sure the sugar is brown!

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Gayumani Kehrl

Gayuma para sa babaeng mapangahas,ngunit may takot sa Diyos

Pangatlong Putahe

Cinnamon- VanillaGayuma Mix

ingredients2 drops of your tears

5 ml of your saliva3 strands of hair from different parts of your body

buttervanilla extract

cinnamon

directionsCut hair into very fine, almost powdery parts. Set aside. Melt butter in a pan. Bring to a boil. Add saliva and tears. Add hair. Turn off your fire. Mix vigorously and add vanilla extract and cinnamon to taste. Add

three to any drink or food your crush will consume. NOTE: Good for only 24 hours

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(may be added to any drink or food to let the person fall in love with you)

Ikaapat na Putahe

niyurakang

Kabuteingredients

1 kabute, preferrably from a wet brown pilapil2 tbsp. katas ng Silver Swan

5 mg ipot ng maya3 cow testicles

20 mg of Star Margarine

directionsPut the kabute inside a plastic bag. Make sure it is the yellow SM Supermarket plastic bag. Add two tablespoons of katas ng silver swan. No, not the toyo Silver Swan; a real silver swan! Stir using your hands. Once the kabute becomes soggy from the katas, sprinkle ipot ng maya. The ipot should be pulverized. The kabute should now look like a wet espasol. Set it aside. Get the 3 testicles and put them in a bowl. Mash with both your hands until it turns into something like ground pork. Add the ground testicles to the kabute. Heat the whole thing in a

microwave set at high for 30 sec. Add Star Margarine for health. Happy birthday, Kehrl! Yurak!

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Panlimang Putahe

Black and Taningredients

1 bottle Guinness Draught1 bottle Harp Lager

Friends and family to drink with (Us when you get back!)

directionsPour the pale ale, or the Harp Lager into pint glass and fill half way. Float the Guinness on top to fill the glass by slowly pouring it over the back of a teaspoon. Place the spoon down in the glass just above the lager (it may help to bend the spoon so it fits down in the glass). As

your pour the Guinness, slowly raise the spoon until the glass is full.

Tada! Your beer has now two distinct layers! Hehehe happy birthday Kehrl! I’m sure you’re going to have a drink on your day so why not try more drinks (I’m checking out beer cocktails) Pagbalik mo, chef and

bartender ka na! Have a great day and see you soon!!!

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Hey Kehrl!We’re all looking forward to your homecoming! Keep it cool and keep it thin. When you get here, all we’ll be doing is drinking and

talking about how everyone got fatter!

Happy birthday! Enjoy your day and enjoy the rest of your life!

Waiting,Thursday Club

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about this bookLuto Luto Din Pag May Time is a New York Times Bestseller whose existence is unbeknownst to all. The authors of this book are individuals of different cultural backgrounds who came up with several other literary works including Tweet tweet Din ng Spanish Pag May Time, Benta Benta Din Pag May Time, Gupit Gupit Din ng Hair Pag May Time, Aral Aral Din Kahit Wala ng Time and Urban Planning Planning Din Pag May Time. Luto Luto is the first of many books tailor-made for a specific Filipino Canadian market. Soon to be available in Edmonton is the sequel Galaw Galaw Din Pag May Time.

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