march badness bracket

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#DareLarry 1 KENTUCKY Has meal fed to him like a baby bird 16 MANHATTAN/HAMPTON Live tweets Spirit Airlines flight from middle seat 8 CINCINNATI Wild card 9 PURDUE Wild card 5 WEST VIRGINIA Hosts the show as Soul Daddy 12 BUFFALO Hosts the show as a 17th Century Royal 4 MARYLAND Wears Celtics Jersey 13 VALPARAISO Larry goes in a vertical wind tunnel 6 BUTLER Wild card 11 TEXAS Larry sits through Mortdecai 3 NOTRE DAME Interviews Sharpton without talking about race 14 NORTHEASTERN Larry has to go to karaoke with his writers 7 WICHITA STATE Larry does a panel interviewing himself 10 INDIANA Performs clogging routine 2 KANSAS Muppet Larry hosts the show 15 NEW MEXICO STATE Wild card MIDWEST WEST EAST SOUTH 16 N FLORIDA/ROBERT MORRIS Jumps out of a cake 8 SAN DIEGO STATE Gets a Henna face tattoo 9 ST. JOHN'S Wild card 5 UTAH Gets Tinder account 12 SF AUSTIN Larry sends lunch to a Twitter viewer's office 4 GEORGETOWN Evil twin hosts the show 13 EASTERN WASHINGTON Rides shirtless on a horse 6 SMU Larry switches places with Jon Stewart 11 UCLA Larry hosts from the audience 3 IOWA ST Allows intern to cuss him out 14 UAB Dress as a male cheerleader of the winning school 7 IOWA Larry hosts in a Kim Jong-Un wig 10 DAVIDSON Larry gives $500 to audience member 2 GONZAGA Face painted in school colors 15 N. DAKOTA STATE Wild card 1 DUKE Hosts the show in Spandex

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The Nightly Show takes America's current obsession with brackets to its obvious conclusion: "Dare-y Wilmore's March Badness Bracketsball Dare-O-Mania 2015 - It's Boner Time!" Each of the teams competing in this year's tournament represents one dare for Larry Wilmore, because who doesn't want to see Larry host the show dressed as a male cheerleader? The team that wins the national championship determines the dare Larry Wilmore promises to do on television.

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Page 1: March Badness Bracket

#DareLarry

1 KENTUCKYHas meal fed to him like a baby bird

16 MANHATTAN/HAMPTONLive tweets Spirit Airlines flight from middle seat

8 CINCINNATIWild card

9 PURDUEWild card

5 WEST VIRGINIAHosts the show as Soul Daddy

12 BUFFALOHosts the show as a 17th Century Royal

4 MARYLANDWears Celtics Jersey

13 VALPARAISOLarry goes in a vertical wind tunnel

6 BUTLERWild card

11 TEXASLarry sits through Mortdecai

3 NOTRE DAMEInterviews Sharpton without talking about race

14 NORTHEASTERNLarry has to go to karaoke with his writers

7 WICHITA STATELarry does a panel interviewing himself

10 INDIANAPerforms clogging routine

2 KANSASMuppet Larry hosts the show

15 NEW MEXICO STATEWild card

MIDWEST

WEST

EAST

SOUTH

16 N FLORIDA/ROBERT MORRISJumps out of a cake

8 SAN DIEGO STATEGets a Henna face tattoo

9 ST. JOHN'SWild card

5 UTAHGets Tinder account

12 SF AUSTINLarry sends lunch to a Twitter viewer's office

4 GEORGETOWNEvil twin hosts the show

13 EASTERN WASHINGTONRides shirtless on a horse

6 SMULarry switches places with Jon Stewart

11 UCLALarry hosts from the audience

3 IOWA STAllows intern to cuss him out

14 UABDress as a male cheerleader of the winning school

7 IOWALarry hosts in a Kim Jong-Un wig

10 DAVIDSONLarry gives $500 to audience member

2 GONZAGAFace painted in school colors

15 N. DAKOTA STATEWild card

1 DUKEHosts the show in Spandex