mary nate will charlie george old spice old spice does not smell nice. it smells like ice. it tastes...
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Mary
Nate
Will
Charlie
George
Old SpiceOld Spice does not smell nice. It smells like ice. It tastes like dice, and dice taste bad
Everyday my brother Will puts it on. Every day I vomit on the lawn. Old Spice does not smell nice.
The last day of school
On the last day of school it was quite cool.I went to Chelsea to get my pet fool (dog)
Every day he jumps and chews like he is in puppypalooza which gives him teeth as nice as the beach.
Numb Thumbs
I fell in the 3.5 acre poolit’s Filled with frozen peanut butter it’s very cool
My hand got very numb And so did my harry thumbs.
Big Fish
I just caught a 100 pound cat fish.It’s the biggest you’ve seen. It’ll be in your dish.
He is very big and very spiny His name Is Piney and he is slimy.
Anyone Besides
Carl Dares to Eat the
Finger of a Great
Hippopotamus Inside of
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The girLHippopotaMus
Never Once
Put on her Quirky
Rear end Smelly her
Toes are Useless her
Vault is What a
Xylophone Yahoo the Zit said
Believes he is the best kid in the family
Enforces this by saying he is
Nobody believes me
Remembers things very wellOnly remembers things that
happened a long time agoBut some times remembers
things that happen recently
Everyone knows of this talentRealistic and true
This is something I’ll always remember
Hog Dog
What do you call a barking bacon producer?
East feast
What do you call Thanksgiving in D.C?
Fog Nog
What do you call a egg drink mixed with low clouds?
Pie
PieTasty delightful
I eat it bake it and make itPie is awesomeBaked goodness
Pi
PiNever ending confusing Magical confusing puzzlingIt’s useful in our lives.3.14159265358979323846
Who likes fried worms?
I looked on the groundI saw a frying earthworm
It was very sad
I cant feel my finger!
I fell in the poolIt made me so very coolMy finger got numb.
The Play Date
GeorgePlays with Cooper
In the yardAlmost every night
Because it’s fun
The Dog With Issues
AuggieAte the couch
In the basement10 years ago
Because she had issues
The thing we all ask about hensIs are there any named be
That live in a houseWith a huddle of mouse
The answer: Unbend to find out .
Red is the color of the mature Kudu.Purple is the color of the doll of voodoo
Green is the color of the grassTransparent is the color of glass
Blue is the color you see deep into the eyes of a kinkajouBrown is the color of the kinkajou hair
Do light bulbs get tired of lighting a room?Do light bulbs want to go in a car and zoom?
When a light bulb dies does its family get sad?When a light bulbs loses the lottery does it get
mad?
Get Out Of Here
Get Out Of Here
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Get Out Of Here
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When the dog puts one paw in front of the other
Then digs rapidly
You need grass seed
You will hate me when you find out that I snuck outside at 12:35AM
You would have been scared to death
I wanted to see the fireworks
Credits: Writing: Ben Iverson
Pictures of dogs: Mary IversonOther Pictures found on: Google Images