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Sun Jan 27, 2013

06:00 BUBBLE GUPPIES Repeat WS G

Bubble Bites

Gil is fresh out of Bubble Bites and Bubble Puppy is hungry! The Guppies hustle up and down the aisles of the supermarket looking for the last box. Help Gil find the Bubble Bites before they’re all gone!

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Captioned G

The Big Red Chicken's Magic Show

Help the Big Red Chicken put on his magic show! Abracadra!

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA

Join the team as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

10:00 SURFSPORT WS NA

O’Neil Cold Water Classic Santa Cruz

Highlights from the O’Neil Cold Water Classic Santa Cruz.

10:30 F TROOP Repeat G

What Are You Doing After The Massacre

Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch star in this rollicking comedy about the F Troop, the most unheroic troop the old west ever saw.

Starring: Forrest Tucker, Larry Storch

11:00 GILLIGAN'S ISLAND G

High Man On The Totem Pole

Gilligan believes he is descended from headhunters when he finds a perfect likeness of his head atop a totem pole.

Starring: Bob Denver, Nancy McCarthy, Alan Hale Jr, Kit Smythe

11:30 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER SUMMER SERIES WS G

Horsham and Hamilton, VIC

Brooke and Tim have parked the Camper Trailer in Caravanners Utopia - Central Victoria. The Grampians are known world-wide for the rock climbing, but for our intrepid travellers it’s all about the olive groves, the quad bikes, the best tourist parks ...and of course a parma.

12:00 EQUITANA AUSTRALIA 2012 WS NA

Equitana Australia 2012

EQUITANA 2012 held at Melbourne Showgrounds encompasses everything equine - featuring horses, Olympic medallists, world renowned educators, aussie cowboys, an elite equine competition program and over 300 exhibitors.

13:30 2013 SANTOS TOUR DOWNUNDER Captioned Live WS NA

Stage Six

Get up close and personal as the streets of Adelaide come alive with the final stage of the 2013 Santos Tour Down Under, in the sixth 90km leg of the 758.5km circuit.

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Sun Jan 27, 2013

16:30 MANLY SURF WS PG

Matt has more than surfing on his mind when he sends the boys on a once in a lifetime adventure and takes them to an island paradise in Sumatra called the Mentawais. Traveling through the islands the team help a local village by bringing fresh water to their community and also hear the courageous story of how the boat they are traveling on was the first to come to the aide of the islands in 2010 tsunami tragedy.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 POSTCARDS - SUMMER WS G

Shane checks out Ocean House in Lorne later eating at Bottle of Milk, Lauren finds a cute cottage in the Dandenongs and then takes tea at Miss Marples, Brodie explores what’s on offer in Maldon, Rebecca samples the wines at the Port Phillip Estate Winery later going on a tour of The Kings Arcade .


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Sun Jan 27, 2013

18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA

Alicia Loxley presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 WORLD'S SCARIEST Captioned WS PG

World's Scariest Weather

Documentary detailing high octane moments of the most violent and dangerous weather captured on camera, with unprecedented views from the eye of the storm.

19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

Red Alert

Jane is among the hostages taken by a murder suspect who wants to clear his name.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat WS M

Seeing Red

Elisabeth Shue joins the cast as Russell's former colleague, who helps him investigate the death of a man's ex-girlfriend.

Starring: Elisabeth Shue, Ted Danson, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Sips, Sonnets And Sods

Tempers flare when Walden, Alan, Lyndsey and Zoey are trapped in the house during a storm for a sequestration that might result in another Valentine's Day massacre.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:00 2013 SANTOS TOUR DOWN UNDER - HIGHLIGHTS Captioned WS NA

Highlights from the final stage of the 2013 Santos Tour Down Under, in the sixth 90km leg of the 758.5km circuit; staged in and around Adelaide, South Australia.

00:00 NIKITA Repeat WS AV

Arising

Michael is furious when he discovers a secret that Cassandra kept from him. Alex makes a last-ditch effort to find her mother.



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Sun Jan 27, 2013

01:00 SPYFORCE Repeat PG

The Prisoner

Changi Gaol: The most infamous POW camp in the Pacific Theatre of war: - built in Singapore to accommodate 700 prisoners, stretched by the Japanese to hold seventeen thousand prisoners. Those who tried to escape learned the meaning of the prisoners' doleful chant "you'll never get off the island".

Starring: Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner, Katy Wild

02:00 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Chicken

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea

Home shopping programme.

03:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING G

Oreck

Home Shopping with TV Shop

03:30 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone

Home shopping programme

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA

Early morning news/talk show from ABC America's Time Square studio.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned WS NA

Join the Nine News team for the first news service of the day for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA



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Mon Jan 28, 2013



09:00 MORNINGS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG

Join hosts Sonia Kruger and David Campbell for MORNINGS – an exciting mix of highlights from the year in review. Includes the best celebrity interviews, cooking with Australia’s top chefs, music performances, the latest in fashion & more.

11:00 NINE'S MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join us for Nine's Morning News hour for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned WS PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 NINE NEWS NOW Captioned Live WS NA

Join Wendy Kingston for the latest in news and events that affect you in your local city, as well as news from across Australia and the world.

16:00 EXTRA Captioned WS NA

Co-hosts Mario Lopez and Maria Menounos reporting in front of a live audience from the shows hot location at The Grove in Los Angeles. The show takes viewers on a coast-to-coast trip in every episode, from Hollywood to hotspots at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas as well as Planet Hollywood and Times Square in New York City.

16:30 NINE'S AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Catch up with the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G

Who will survive the Hot Seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.


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Mon Jan 28, 2013

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the team Melbourne's most comprehensive and number one news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA

A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Psychic Vortex

While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics.

Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar


19:30 TWENTY/20 - AUSTRALIA V SRI LANKA Captioned Live WS NA

Australia v Sri Lanka - Game 2

Wide World Of Sports presents Australia v Sri Lanka for the last time this summer live from the MCG. Join your expert Nine commentary team for all the action.

22:28 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M

Match Made in Hell

A millionaire is murdered and the investigation leads to an elite dating service. Ryan goes undercover and poses as a rich businessman to expose the truth behind the questionable matchmaking enterprise.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue

23:30 NIKITA Repeat WS AV

Power

Amanda and Ari prepare to take over Zetrov. Alex surprises Ari by showing up at the board meeting with an old and powerful friend.


00:30 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

Escape In Time

Secret Agent Paxton searching an opulent country house comes across five death masks of the Thyssen family through the ages, all remarkably similar.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

01:30 EXTRA Captioned Repeat WS NA



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Mon Jan 28, 2013

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Proactiv 13 vAim AU IN 952

Home Shopping.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea


03:00 DANOZ WS G

H20MOP x 5 with Elite Upgrade


03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA

Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.






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Tue Jan 29, 2013






















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Tue Jan 29, 2013






The Bozeman Reaction

When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system, and Sheldon struggles to cope.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar


19:30 WORLD'S SCARIEST Captioned WS PG

World's Scariest Flights

Featuring intense moments of aviation drama captured on camera, this episode offers unprecedented views from the ground and inside the plane from some of the most terrifying plane journeys.


The Einstein Approximation

Suffering from a case of "physicist's block," Sheldon's search for the answer to a physics problem leads him to work at the Cheesecake Factory with Penny.

Starring: Melissa Rauch, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar



The Large Hadron Collision

It's Valentine's Day, and Leonard can only bring one guest on a trip to see CERN's Large Hadron Collider (the world's largest and highest energy particle accelerator) in Switzerland. Will it be Sheldon or Penny?



21:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS M

And The Blind Spot

Max and Caroline try to get their neighbor to hire them as maids for her cleaning business.

Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy

22:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

The Straw In My Donut Hole

Alan gets out of the hospital and is greeted warmly by his loved ones, but Zoey wonders what the fuss is about.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey



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Tue Jan 29, 2013

22:30 SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES Captioned WS PG

Million Dollar Question

It's down to the final four as the remaining survivors fight for their chance to stay in the game and face the Tribal Council for their chance to win the $1 million prize and title of Sole Survivor.

00:20 SURVIVOR: PHILIPPINES Captioned WS PG

Philippines Reunion Show

Sit with the 18 castaways as Jeff gets a chance to ask questions about their strategies and reactions to the game. Who will take out the Fan Favourite title and the $100,000?



01:30 DANOZ WS G



02:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea


02:30 SELFCARE WS G

No No Hair

Home Shopping Programme

03:00 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone









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Wed Jan 30, 2013






















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Wed Jan 30, 2013






The Excelsior Acquisition

Sheldon misses his chance to meet comic book legend Stan Lee when he winds up in traffic court after he gets a ticket because of Penny.

Starring: Stan Lee, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar



The Precious Fragmentation

When the guys find a rare movie prop ring from The Lord of the Rings at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart - forcing them to choose the ring or their friendship.




The Pants Alternative

Sheldon's friends come to his aid when his fear of public speaking stands between him and a coveted award.



20:30 MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous

After her triumph at the Miss United States pageant, FBI agent Gracie Hart becomes an overnight sensation -- and the new "face of the FBI." But it's time to spring into action again when the pageant's winner, Cheryl, and emcee, Stan, are abducted.

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Regina King, William Shatner, Dolly Parton


21:40 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.


And The Broken Hearts

Max and Caroline spend Valentine's Day at the hospital with Earl.




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Wed Jan 30, 2013


And The Kosher Cupcakes

Max and Caroline serve not-quite-kosher cupcakes at a Bar Mitzvah.



23:40 I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER WS PG

Teenage Ski Trip

A story of two life-long friends who realize their children have turned out to be the same type of unlikable bullies that made high school insufferable.

Starring: Jaime Pressly, Katie Finneran, Kristi Lauren

00:05 TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN WS PG

Everyday people hide money from trained detectives who have 48 hours to find the loot. If the contestant is successful in keeping it hidden, they get to keep the money.



01:30 DANOZ WS G

Flavorstone



Shark Steam Pocket Mop


02:30 DANOZ WS G



03:00 DANOZ WS G

Abdoer Twist





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Wed Jan 30, 2013






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Thu Jan 31, 2013






















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Thu Jan 31, 2013






The Wheaton Recurrence

A fight between Leonard and Penny threatens their relationship, while Sheldon battles Wil Wheaton in bowling.

Starring: Wil Wheaton, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar



The Spaghetti Catalysis

When Leonard and Penny aren't speaking, Sheldon goes to extremes to keep them both happy and gets caught in a lie.




The Plimpton Stimulation

The arrival of a famous physicist has Sheldon and Leonard competing for her attention.

Starring: Judy Greer, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar


20:30 PERSON OF INTEREST Captioned Repeat WS M

Bad Code

A cold case leads Reese closer to finding Finch and his kidnapper.

Starring: Jim Caviezel, Michael Emerson, Taraji P. Henson, Kevin Chapman


21:30 THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION 1993 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Shawshank Redemption

Andy Dufresne, a soft-spoken, respected Maine banker is convicted for the murders of his unfaithful wife and her lover and receives a double-life sentence. Shipped off to Shawshank State Prison, Maine's toughest maximum security penitentiary, he forges an unlikely friendship with the prison fixer, Red, where both learn that hope is the ultimate means of survival.

Starring: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, James Whitmore, William Sadler, Clancy Brown

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language


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Thu Jan 31, 2013

00:20 I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER WS PG

Teenage Escuela

Annie is upset over Sophie's lack of concern about her school grades, so she decides to set an example by returning to school at a local community college.

Starring: Jaime Pressly, Katie Finneran, Kristi Lauren

00:50 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Fri-16-Nov-12)

Tricks of the Trade: Fish that’s not what it says it is, in restaurants, plus Restaurant Confidential: Chris Cuomo takes viewers behind closed doors and into the kitchen to learn inside secrets some restaurants don’t want diners to know about.

01:50 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS G

Tony Bennett - Viva Duets

Music special.

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Chaz Dean v2ii AU IN

Home Shopping.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea


03:00 DANOZ WS G










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Fri Feb 1, 2013











14:00 ONE DAY SERIES - AUSTRALIA V WEST INDIES Captioned Live WS NA

Australia v West Indies - Afternoon Session

Wide World Of Sports presents the first of five One Day International matches between Australia and the West Indies. Join the Nine commentary team for all the action live from the WACA.


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Fri Feb 1, 2013



18:30 ONE DAY SERIES - AUSTRALIA V WEST INDIES Captioned Live WS NA

Australia v West Indies - Evening Session

Wide World Of Sports presents the first of five One Day International matches between Australia and the West Indies. Join the Nine commentary team for all the action live from the WACA.

22:00 LETHAL WEAPON 3 1992 Captioned Repeat WS M

Lethal Weapon 3

Riggs & Murtaugh set their sights on bringing down a former LA police lieutenant turned black market weapons dealer with internal affairs sergeant, Lorna Cole catching Riggs's eye along the way.

Starring: Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Frequent Violence

00:30 THE YAKUZA 1975 Repeat M

The Yakuza

An ex-G.I. is prevailed upon by an old army buddy to return to Japan and intercede in the kidnapping of his daughter.

Starring: Robert Mitchum, Brian Keith, Takakura Ken, Herbert Edelman, Richard Jordan, Kishi Keiko

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

02:30 THE BARON Repeat PG

Time To Kill

Exciting, danger-laden, unusual exploits...the human dramas of those who buy, sell or steal precious treasures.

Starring: Steve Forrest



04:00 TRIVITA WS G

Nopalea





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Sat Feb 2, 2013

06:00 BUBBLE GUPPIES Repeat WS G

Haunted House Party

Boo! The Bubble Guppies are invited to a costume party at a haunted house! Molly’s going as a witch, Nonny’s a vampire and Goby’s a werewolf, but who’s that in the spooky ghost costume? Could it be a real ghost?

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Captioned G

Dora Saves Three Kings Day

Dora, Boots and Diego are dressed up as kings and ready for the Three Kings Party! But uh oh... Swiper the Fox scared off all the animals! Now they can't ride to the party!

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA




12:00 WHAT'S UP, DOC? 1972 Captioned Repeat G

What's Up, Doc?

An eccentric girl and an equally eccentric young professor become involved in a zany chase to recover four identical flight bags containing top secret documents, a wealthy woman's jewels, the professor's musical rocks and the girl's clothing.

Starring: Barbra Streisand, Ryan O'Neal, Austin Pendleton, Kenneth Mars, Madeline Kahn, Sorrell Booke

14:00 AVALON 1990 Repeat WS PG

Avalon

A Polish-Jewish family comes to the USA at the beginning of the Twentieth Century. There, the family and their children try to make themselves a better future in the so-called promised land.

Starring: Armin Mueller-Stahl, Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Lou Jacobi, Leo Fuchs

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 GETAWAY TO THE GOODLIFE WS PG

Great escapes around Australia for you and your mates including: How to survive in the wild with just some phone apps; a scenic flight over Kakadu and a king crab safari. Presented by Jules Lund from XXXX Island.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 POSTCARDS - SUMMER WS G

Shane discovers a place called Big Yarra View, Lauren goes on a taste trail of Red Hill, Brodie’s destination is Yarck House and Ruffy’s Produce Store, Rebecca discovers what’s on off in Flinder’s Lane.


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Sat Feb 2, 2013

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - SUMMER SERIES Captioned WS PG

Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

19:30 THE WIZARD OF OZ 1939 Captioned Repeat G

The Wizard Of Oz

The tale of a young Kansas girl who dreams of a better world "somewhere over the rainbow". When Dorothy is thrust into the eye of a tornado and lands in the fantasy world of Oz, she soon finds herself in a heap of trouble with three hapless misfits to guide, an evil witch at her heels, and no way to get home. Stars Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley, Margaret Hamilton and Bert Lahr.

Starring: Victor Fleming, Judy Garland

21:40 RUMOUR HAS IT 2005 Captioned Repeat WS M

Rumour Has It

Jennifer Aniston plays engaged Sarah Huttinger in a romantic comedy about a woman questioning her family history after she hears a rumour that the novel "The Graduate" was based on her family. On Sarah's search for a man that holds the key to her family secrets, she begins to doubt her love for her fiancé.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Mark Ruffalo, Kevin Costner, Shirley Maclaine, Kathy Bates

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

23:40 THE DEER HUNTER 1978 Repeat WS AV

The Deer Hunter

A group of working-class friends decide to enlist in the Army during the Vietnam War and find it to be hellish chaos – nothing like the noble venture they imagined – and return as changed men.

Starring: Robert De Niro, John Savage, Meryl Streep, John Cazale, Christopher Walken

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Adult Themes, Frequent Coarse Language

03:05 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

The See-Through Man

Steed and Emma pay a visit to Sir Andrew Ford at the Ministry, when they find a file stolen from Wilton's office.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

04:05 DANOZ WS G




Ab Wave



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Sat Feb 2, 2013

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBISON WS G

Religious program.

05:30 WESLEY IMPACT SUMMER SERIES Repeat WS G

Religious programme.


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