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100:00:16,350 --> 00:00:21,661# I head east towards the city #

200:00:21,663 --> 00:00:23,965# And when the sun goes down #

300:00:23,966 --> 00:00:26,717# I'm heading home again #

400:00:30,206 --> 00:00:35,452# The city lightshave left me empty #

500:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,851# They've replaced the stars #

600:00:37,853 --> 00:00:40,731# That used to shine so bright #

700:00:42,428 --> 00:00:46,139# But I will smile #

800:00:46,141 --> 00:00:50,811# And I'll keep you close #

900:00:58,171 --> 00:00:59,930# And when the sun breaks #

1000:00:59,932 --> 00:01:02,650# In the morning... #

1100:01:08,450 --> 00:01:10,177It's a fanfare.

1200:01:10,179 --> 00:01:12,769It's great... arrival music.

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00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:16,097It's "Fanfare for a Son"... a classic.

1400:01:27,874 --> 00:01:31,136Dad, I caved on the shirt.I'm not wearing the tie.

1500:01:31,138 --> 00:01:32,801


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A young man in a tiemakes a statement.

1600:01:32,803 --> 00:01:35,329What, that my father dresses mein the morning?

1700:01:36,323 --> 00:01:38,754Nobody wears tiesto these things.

1800:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,584What?

1900:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,528Without the tie,we're having the sex talk.

2000:01:47,745 --> 00:01:50,528

Oh, my God.2100:01:55,297 --> 00:01:57,952I need a six-letterword for llama.

2200:01:57,954 --> 00:01:59,648Llama?Yeah.

23

00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,632Vicua

2400:02:01,634 --> 00:02:03,712How could you possiblyknow that?

2500:02:03,714 --> 00:02:04,831Give me another one.

26

00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,327Okay, um, feckless.

2700:02:07,329 --> 00:02:08,864What's another wordfor feckless?

2800:02:08,866 --> 00:02:11,103


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Feckless?Yeah.

2900:02:11,105 --> 00:02:13,408Honey, fecklessis the other word.

3000:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,711Come on, it's nine letters.

3100:02:21,632 --> 00:02:27,423# It's getting coldout on that big lake #

3200:02:27,424 --> 00:02:33,118# And the water's painted blue #

3300:02:33,120 --> 00:02:38,238# Don't let the skyline

fool you, baby... #3400:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,574Mom.Yeah?

3500:02:40,576 --> 00:02:43,102You just missed the turn.No, I didn't.

36

00:02:43,104 --> 00:02:44,127You looked rightat the sign that said

3700:02:44,129 --> 00:02:46,142"Middleton CampusNot This Way. "

3800:02:46,144 --> 00:02:47,486I don't knowwhat you're talking about.

3900:02:47,488 --> 00:02:50,398What is wrong with you?You're gonna make me late.

4000:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,933It's pointless!


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4100:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,717What's pointless?

4200:02:58,719 --> 00:03:02,461The goddamn nine-letter wordfor feckless.

4300:03:03,838 --> 00:03:05,278Pointless.

4400:03:07,294 --> 00:03:08,797Right?

4500:03:08,799 --> 00:03:11,037Look, Conrad,I know that Middleton

4600:03:11,039 --> 00:03:13,053

is not at the topof your list,

4700:03:13,055 --> 00:03:14,525but just give it a chance.

4800:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,701Sometimes a placecan surprise you.

49

00:03:16,703 --> 00:03:19,037I'm surprised no one'swearing a tie.

5000:03:24,989 --> 00:03:26,172Can't you just park head in,like most

5100:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,988every other driveron the planet?

5200:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,875Father: I've told you before,you have much better visibility

5300:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,508when you're exitinga parking space...


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5400:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,172Dad, you just got parked.

5500:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,771Hi. Excuse me.

5600:03:43,773 --> 00:03:45,755Excuse me.

5700:03:45,757 --> 00:03:47,323Excuse me.Hi. Good morning.

5800:03:47,325 --> 00:03:48,444Hi.Good morning.

59

00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:51,036Uh, you took my spot.

6000:03:51,038 --> 00:03:52,380I thought you werepulling into that one.

6100:03:52,382 --> 00:03:54,972No, I was gonna back... you know,I was going to go like...

6200:03:54,974 --> 00:03:56,635and then come in and backinto this one like that.

6300:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,972Ah, you're one of those.

6400:03:58,974 --> 00:04:01,403What does that mean?Look, it's a parking lot.

6500:04:01,405 --> 00:04:04,155There's a space.Celebrate.

6600:04:07,644 --> 00:04:09,018Celebrate?


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6700:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,394Of course a guywho wears a bow tie

6800:04:10,396 --> 00:04:12,187would back intoa parking space.

6900:04:12,189 --> 00:04:15,194Mom, just let it go.

7000:04:15,196 --> 00:04:16,731Celebrate.

7100:04:17,948 --> 00:04:20,826I bet you he ironshis underwear.

72

00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:24,442I bet you he waits 30 minutesafter eating before swimming.

7300:04:24,444 --> 00:04:25,626You know fumingis feckless, right?

7400:04:25,628 --> 00:04:28,762Yeah, and I bet you he madehis boy wear that tie.

7500:04:28,764 --> 00:04:30,106Oh, my God, let's go!

7600:04:30,108 --> 00:04:32,474Of course she drives an X5with 40-inch wheels

7700:04:32,476 --> 00:04:34,393because we all know

how treacherous

7800:04:34,395 --> 00:04:36,153these paved roads can be.

7900:04:36,155 --> 00:04:37,977She had Colorado plates.


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8000:04:37,979 --> 00:04:40,730Yeah, well, God savethe grizzlies.

8100:04:40,732 --> 00:04:42,521All right, hey, everybody.

8200:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,537Gather round.Here we go.

8300:04:44,539 --> 00:04:47,129Hope everybody hada good drive in, 10:00 tour.

8400:04:47,131 --> 00:04:49,657Okay, welcome toMeet Middleton!

8500:04:49,659 --> 00:04:52,185First, let's meet Justin. Hi.

8600:04:52,187 --> 00:04:54,009That's me. I'm Justin.Great to meet you guys.

8700:04:54,011 --> 00:04:57,369Hi, Justin. I'll be taking youaround today.

8800:04:57,371 --> 00:04:59,161Let's just passthese bad boys out...

8900:04:59,163 --> 00:05:01,465a little brochure, a map of the campus,know where we're going.

9000:05:01,466 --> 00:05:02,841

Thank you.Okay, cool.

9100:05:02,843 --> 00:05:05,785A couple things about me...I'm a junior at the college

9200:05:05,787 --> 00:05:08,568


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and a double majorin music and horticulture...

9300:05:08,570 --> 00:05:11,192unfortunately knownas a dingleberry.

9400:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,511Thank you.

9500:05:15,513 --> 00:05:17,656Um, we're gonna takea two-hour tour,

9600:05:17,657 --> 00:05:19,799after which we'llbreak for lunch.

9700:05:19,801 --> 00:05:23,481

And then we're gonna havea pretty exciting thing.

9800:05:23,482 --> 00:05:25,272You're gonna meetthe faculty member

9900:05:25,274 --> 00:05:27,288from the departmentof your choice.

10000:05:27,290 --> 00:05:29,912And by the time theafternoon bell sounds...

10100:05:34,456 --> 00:05:36,888you'll have fallen in love.

10200:05:36,889 --> 00:05:38,456I guarantee it.

10300:05:38,457 --> 00:05:40,248Well, all right, so let's get thislittle tour bus on the road,

10400:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,304you rock stars.

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00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:43,479Come on!Let's get going.

10600:05:43,481 --> 00:05:46,007They have a planetarium.It's an observatory.

10700:05:46,009 --> 00:05:48,502It's an observatory, chief.

10800:05:48,504 --> 00:05:49,718A fun fact about the walkwaywe're currently on...

10900:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,406it was built by a thousandchildren in 1842.

110

00:05:52,408 --> 00:05:54,710What a waste of a perfectlybeautiful tie.

11100:05:54,712 --> 00:05:57,046Tell me about it. I'm just kidding.Just 100...

11200:05:57,048 --> 00:05:59,574Lovely day.Let's go over here.

11300:05:59,576 --> 00:06:02,262Come on in. Come on in.Don't be shy.

11400:06:02,264 --> 00:06:03,766It's just me.

11500:06:03,768 --> 00:06:06,166Now, the college,

which is situated on

11600:06:06,168 --> 00:06:09,335just over 100breathtaking acres,

11700:06:09,337 --> 00:06:12,823was founded in 1887


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by Lowndes Pope Middleton,

11800:06:12,825 --> 00:06:16,405who as a young man madea fortune in whale blubber

11900:06:16,407 --> 00:06:18,229before findinghis true calling

12000:06:18,231 --> 00:06:20,470in education and philanthropy.

12100:06:20,472 --> 00:06:22,549Now, his bronze likeness

12200:06:22,551 --> 00:06:25,141once stood upon this pedestal,

12300:06:25,143 --> 00:06:28,021but fell prey to some bandits

12400:06:28,023 --> 00:06:29,845in the late 1960s.

12500:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,605Why didn't they replace him?

126

00:06:31,607 --> 00:06:34,613Well, you know, these bootshave sort of become

12700:06:34,615 --> 00:06:37,717a living metaphor for themission of Middleton.

12800:06:37,719 --> 00:06:39,669Have you had any deathson campus?

12900:06:39,671 --> 00:06:41,589You'd be surprised.There are a lot of deaths.

13000:06:41,591 --> 00:06:43,124I'm just kidding.There's... no.


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13100:06:43,126 --> 00:06:45,044Very, very safe here.

13200:06:45,046 --> 00:06:47,445We have a security team of students.They're volunteers.

13300:06:47,447 --> 00:06:50,643They're constantly patrolling.We give them small nightsticks.

13400:06:50,645 --> 00:06:52,915And they make sure everybodysort of stays in order.

13500:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,325It's a good system.

13600:06:54,327 --> 00:06:57,205I see the toe of the bootis fairly worn out.

13700:06:57,207 --> 00:06:59,188Is that a tradition...to rub the toes there?

13800:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,556It is. It is. Thank you

for bringing that up.13900:07:01,558 --> 00:07:05,652Before an important dayor test or something,

14000:07:05,654 --> 00:07:07,572you're supposedto kiss the boot.

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00:07:07,573 --> 00:07:09,524Any rapes?Oh, my God.

14200:07:09,526 --> 00:07:12,467A lot of rapes. But that's typicalat college, you know.

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00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:15,411That's what you'regetting into.

14400:07:15,413 --> 00:07:18,291Yeah. So it's afantastic tradition.

14500:07:18,293 --> 00:07:21,044I need a coffee.You had two cups in the car.

14600:07:21,046 --> 00:07:23,027Do you want one?Can I get you one? No.

14700:07:23,029 --> 00:07:25,170Cool. Any more questions?Love questions.

14800:07:25,172 --> 00:07:26,963They're not even gonnanotice I'm gone, okay?

14900:07:26,965 --> 00:07:28,114Excuse me.Our next stop on the tour

15000:07:28,116 --> 00:07:31,155is gonna be the Pope Library.

15100:07:31,156 --> 00:07:32,786Now this thing isbrand-spanking-new,

15200:07:32,788 --> 00:07:34,258so you're gonna be prettyimpressed.

15300:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,242

Okay? Just remember,don't smudge the glass.

15400:07:36,244 --> 00:07:38,226It's the hospital.I'll see you in the library.

15500:07:38,228 --> 00:07:40,339


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All right. And wipe thoseboots before entering.

15600:07:40,341 --> 00:07:41,619Come on, you rascals.

15700:07:41,621 --> 00:07:42,579We're having fun.We're having fun.

15800:07:42,581 --> 00:07:44,083Say it.

15900:07:44,085 --> 00:07:47,442Hello. Yes.Dr. Hartman.

16000:07:47,444 --> 00:07:48,594Yes. Hello?

16100:07:48,596 --> 00:07:50,322Yes, Dr. Ha... hello?Hello?

16200:07:52,468 --> 00:07:54,035Unbelievable.

16300:07:54,037 --> 00:07:56,467One of those, please.

16400:07:57,587 --> 00:07:59,377Make it two.

16500:08:03,602 --> 00:08:05,970I hear they keepthe doctor away.

16600:08:09,682 --> 00:08:11,409I talked... doctor...

16700:08:11,411 --> 00:08:15,537but... when...George, are you...

16800:08:15,539 --> 00:08:18,481The connection... George?


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16900:08:18,483 --> 00:08:21,105George?Hey.

17000:08:21,107 --> 00:08:22,768George, are you the...?

17100:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,328Can't hear... you there?

17200:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,953George, I'm dying.Help me.

17300:08:27,955 --> 00:08:29,393Larry, are you there? Larry.

17400:08:29,395 --> 00:08:31,441

George, you still there?Yeah, I got you.

17500:08:31,443 --> 00:08:32,561George?Listen, Larry,

17600:08:32,563 --> 00:08:34,000there's nothingto worry about, okay?

17700:08:34,002 --> 00:08:35,536You're in good hands.I need you to relax.

17800:08:35,538 --> 00:08:39,376Call me anytime, all right?Larry? Larry?

17900:08:42,930 --> 00:08:45,583These things are so feckless,

don't you think?

18000:08:45,585 --> 00:08:47,376Excuse me?

18100:08:47,378 --> 00:08:49,136These tours.


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18200:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,679Feckless?Mm-hmm.

18300:08:53,681 --> 00:08:56,080Let me guess... you're a high schoolEnglish teacher.

18400:08:56,082 --> 00:08:58,512Wrong. How about you?

18500:08:58,514 --> 00:09:00,751Wait, let me guess.Let me guess.

18600:09:02,449 --> 00:09:04,303Are you a BrooksBrothers model?

18700:09:05,808 --> 00:09:08,526I'm a cardiac surgeon.I was speaking with a patient.

18800:09:08,528 --> 00:09:11,790Mm, so you can fix a heartover the phone?

18900:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,351Depends on the data plan.

19000:09:16,432 --> 00:09:18,543Well, is he gonna make it?

19100:09:21,808 --> 00:09:23,503I'm not sure.

19200:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,862Oh.

19300:09:26,864 --> 00:09:28,559George Hartman.

19400:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,031Oh.

19500:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,599


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What?

19600:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,806Heart man?Oh, yes.

19700:09:33,808 --> 00:09:36,046Well, what can I say?I like things neat.

19800:09:36,048 --> 00:09:37,998I'm Edith Martin.

19900:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,470Edith?Oh.

20000:09:39,472 --> 00:09:41,454Oh, I know, I know,

20100:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,829but it's gonnamake a comeback.

20200:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,205Just wait and see.

20300:09:44,207 --> 00:09:45,485Excuse me.

20400:09:45,487 --> 00:09:49,613Do you know wherethe Pope Library is?

20500:09:49,615 --> 00:09:51,661Yeah.

20600:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,900It's the building next

to the building

20700:09:53,902 --> 00:09:56,428behind that building.

20800:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,900So next to the thing?


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20900:09:57,902 --> 00:09:59,598Exactly.

21000:10:01,550 --> 00:10:05,00643 grand a year and that'sthe best they can do?

21100:10:08,847 --> 00:10:12,397You made your boyput on that tie, didn't you?

21200:10:12,399 --> 00:10:13,869You mean the waste of a tie.

21300:10:13,871 --> 00:10:16,204Well, it's obvioushe doesn't want to wear it.

214

00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:18,732I was just tryingto be encouraging.

21500:10:19,981 --> 00:10:22,412Well, your girl seemedvery determined.

21600:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,067Audrey. Yeah, I named herafter Audrey Hepburn,

21700:10:25,069 --> 00:10:26,699but it was a seriousmiscalculation.

21800:10:26,701 --> 00:10:27,884I should have namedher Benito.

21900:10:27,886 --> 00:10:29,835

A smartphone fascist?Right?

22000:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,116Oh, my God.

22100:10:31,118 --> 00:10:32,811If Audrey had to give up


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either her phone

22200:10:32,813 --> 00:10:36,651or a kidney, she'd be on dialysis,I'm sure of it.

22300:10:36,653 --> 00:10:38,956So is Middletonyour first stop?

22400:10:38,958 --> 00:10:42,251No, it's our only stop.

22500:10:42,253 --> 00:10:46,412Yeah, I couldn't get herto look anyplace else.

22600:10:46,414 --> 00:10:50,252My husband was supposed

to chaperone, but...22700:10:50,254 --> 00:10:52,875he couldn't get off of work.

22800:10:54,540 --> 00:10:56,650I told my wife that...

22900:10:56,652 --> 00:10:59,082I wouldn't miss this

for the world.23000:10:59,084 --> 00:11:01,483I think it's a littleslice of heaven.

23100:11:01,485 --> 00:11:03,178Middleton?

23200:11:03,180 --> 00:11:06,218

Yes, Middleton.

23300:11:06,220 --> 00:11:10,442Eh, a little smallfor my taste.

23400:11:10,444 --> 00:11:12,042We all like books here


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a lot at Middleton.

23500:11:12,044 --> 00:11:13,515We're big fans of books.

23600:11:13,516 --> 00:11:14,794Our library, the Pope Library,

23700:11:14,796 --> 00:11:20,137has on hand over 200,000volumes of books

23800:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,954as well as a huge collectionof rare books.

23900:11:22,956 --> 00:11:25,833It's not small.It's intimate is what it is.

24000:11:25,835 --> 00:11:29,321God, these things are likea dog and pony show.

24100:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,657They give your childno idea whatsoever

24200:11:31,659 --> 00:11:33,897

what it would be liketo actually go here.

24300:11:33,899 --> 00:11:35,594It's just a day.

24400:11:35,596 --> 00:11:37,706Books are like the magazinesof the gods. Am I right?

245

00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:41,194Sometimes a daycan be an eternity.

24600:11:41,195 --> 00:11:43,018Particularly if you'rein the company of a man

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00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:46,025who backs intoa parking space.

24800:11:46,027 --> 00:11:47,081It's a good placeto come and study.

24900:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,713There's actuallya floor upstairs

25000:11:48,715 --> 00:11:50,537that you're requiredto be quiet.

25100:11:50,539 --> 00:11:53,257These tours are like a first date.

252

00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:56,776She's smart. She's pretty.She smells good.

25300:11:56,778 --> 00:11:58,729Maybe you'll try to stickyour hand up her shirt.

25400:11:58,731 --> 00:12:00,072Shh!

25500:12:00,074 --> 00:12:02,439My favorite is "Cat Fancy"and "Dog Fancy,"

25600:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,871"House and Garden,""Botanist's Weekly,"

25700:12:04,873 --> 00:12:07,655"Architectural Digest"...

a whole array of stuff.

25800:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,415A lot of good magazines here.

25900:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,623I'm just alwaystrying to keep up.


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26000:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,088Now, this is pretty exciting...

26100:12:14,089 --> 00:12:16,424currently we have on loanfrom the British Library

26200:12:16,426 --> 00:12:20,328a manuscript from renowned poetand author Charles Dodgson.

26300:12:20,330 --> 00:12:23,656Now, Dodgson didn't writeunder his real name.

26400:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,608Lewis Carroll.

26500:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,560Very good. Very nice.

26600:12:27,562 --> 00:12:30,408Um, Carroll's masterwork

26700:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,551"Alice's Adventuresin Wonderland"...

26800:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,951that's gonna be here tillthe end of the month,

26900:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,007so we're very excited.

27000:12:36,009 --> 00:12:37,927Excuse me.

27100:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,782I find it extraordinary

27200:12:39,784 --> 00:12:42,150that Lewis Carroll's masterworkwould be available

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00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,390to such a small college.

27400:12:44,392 --> 00:12:46,502I think it's incredible.I do.

27500:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,222But, you know, a lot of reallycool stuff happens here.

27600:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,782Um, this past weekend

27700:12:51,784 --> 00:12:54,950Snatches of Pink playeda free concert on the quad.

27800:12:54,952 --> 00:12:57,862

Ah Justin.Hmm?

27900:12:57,863 --> 00:13:00,070On a scale of one to 10,

28000:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,495could you rate the effecton your life respectively

281

00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,959of the visiting manuscript

28200:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,677versus the Snatchesof Pink concert?

28300:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,270The Snatches were tight.

284

00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:14,597The Snatcheswere tight, George.

28500:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,805So let's...Tight.

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00:13:16,807 --> 00:13:18,821Hey, let's float on overto this residence hall.

28700:13:18,823 --> 00:13:21,317Ooh, speaking of floating...I know what that means.

28800:13:21,319 --> 00:13:22,981Just up the stairs

28900:13:22,983 --> 00:13:25,413and, ironically,it's just past the Ps.

29000:13:27,527 --> 00:13:29,253All righty, so come on.

29100:13:29,255 --> 00:13:31,877

This dorm we're gonna go see...it's actually named after

29200:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,948the fourth of Middleton'sseven illegitimate children.

29300:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,285Osborne.You're killing it.

29400:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,236You're on fire.

29500:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,605She's the one to beat, you guys.Uh-oh.

29600:13:41,607 --> 00:13:43,812Seven childrenfrom seven women...

29700:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,571hey, Middletonwas no Moby Dick.

29800:13:45,573 --> 00:13:47,299Hey.Hey.


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29900:13:47,301 --> 00:13:49,604I am on fire right now.This woman's driving me crazy...

30000:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,652completely loony.

30100:13:51,654 --> 00:13:53,316You look very handsome.

30200:13:53,318 --> 00:13:55,524A little pinch in thereand we'll be all set.

30300:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,412What do you think of it so far?

304

00:13:57,414 --> 00:13:59,652Of what?Middleton.

30500:13:59,654 --> 00:14:02,468It's small.

30600:14:02,470 --> 00:14:04,451It's not small.It's intimate.

30700:14:04,453 --> 00:14:05,924Why are you crammingthis place down my throat?

30800:14:05,925 --> 00:14:06,979Who's cramming?

30900:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,899Can't you just let mefigure it out myself?

31000:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,276How are you gonnafigure it out

31100:14:10,277 --> 00:14:12,035with this kindof feckless approach?


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31200:14:12,037 --> 00:14:14,211Feckless?Feckless.

31300:14:14,213 --> 00:14:15,811That would be"not tight" to you.

31400:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,690Dad, please don'tsay "tight. "

31500:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,602Where are you going?

31600:14:21,604 --> 00:14:24,547I'm going to figureit out myself.

31700:15:16,034 --> 00:15:18,944I think he's rounding second.

31800:15:18,946 --> 00:15:21,313Hey. How are you?

31900:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,106You think they're freshmen?

32000:15:23,108 --> 00:15:24,449Yeah.

32100:15:27,713 --> 00:15:30,016Carry on. Carry on.

32200:15:34,049 --> 00:15:36,320You know,it's not polite to stare.

32300:15:36,322 --> 00:15:38,816I'm not staring.Oh, you were a statue.

32400:15:38,818 --> 00:15:42,144How long were you there? Justlong enough to catch you staring.


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32500:15:43,424 --> 00:15:45,343What are you doing up here?Going to the bathroom.

32600:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,744Is that your story? Because mymoney's on you followed me.

32700:15:47,745 --> 00:15:50,399I did no such thing.Of course you did.

32800:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,711Yeah, I could easily saythat you came up here

32900:15:51,713 --> 00:15:52,895so I would follow you.

33000:15:52,897 --> 00:15:56,191You could.And you'd be wrong.

33100:15:56,193 --> 00:15:59,902Excuse me. Hey.I'm trying to write a paper here.

33200:15:59,904 --> 00:16:01,150You know, this is a library.

33300:16:01,152 --> 00:16:02,078I'm sorry.We're being rude.

33400:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,285What paper are you working on?

33500:16:04,287 --> 00:16:07,551You wouldn't be interested.

Give it a shot. I might surprise you.

33600:16:07,553 --> 00:16:10,879What have you got there?Hemingway? Steinbeck?

33700:16:10,881 --> 00:16:13,855That's cute.


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"Images of Sexual Alienation

33800:16:13,856 --> 00:16:16,543As They Relateto the Monkey Garden

33900:16:16,545 --> 00:16:19,102in 'The House on Mango Street. '

34000:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,407I got nothing for you.Good luck.

34100:16:21,409 --> 00:16:23,775What, you guys get separatedfrom the tour?

34200:16:23,776 --> 00:16:24,735Yeah.

34300:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,966Dingleberry?Yeah.

34400:16:27,968 --> 00:16:29,246You're better off on your own.

34500:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,133Thank you.

34600:16:39,135 --> 00:16:41,276Okay, I did follow you.

34700:16:41,278 --> 00:16:43,196Ha! Why?

34800:16:43,198 --> 00:16:45,085I wanted to apologize.For what?

34900:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,101For being that guy.Oh.

35000:16:47,102 --> 00:16:50,012Oh, pshh.You're not really that guy.


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35100:16:50,014 --> 00:16:52,252I mean, your son thinksyou're that guy.

35200:16:52,254 --> 00:16:54,238But trust me,you're definitely not that guy.

35300:16:54,239 --> 00:16:56,893Monkey Garden back therewill grow up to be that guy.

35400:16:56,895 --> 00:16:59,102Anyway, apology accepted.

35500:16:59,104 --> 00:17:01,053Thank you.

35600:17:05,310 --> 00:17:08,828Where do you supposethey are?

35700:17:08,830 --> 00:17:10,779Well...

35800:17:10,781 --> 00:17:14,619uh, library.

35900:17:14,621 --> 00:17:17,563According to the schedule,Osborne Hall.

36000:17:17,565 --> 00:17:18,715Yeah?

36100:17:18,717 --> 00:17:21,499Is Osborne Hall...Is where?

36200:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,611...around here?

36300:17:23,613 --> 00:17:26,332Oh, it's in the building

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00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:27,835next to the buildingbehind that building.

36500:17:27,837 --> 00:17:31,227Osborne Hall,which is where I'm going.

36600:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,275Okay, let me guess...

36700:17:33,277 --> 00:17:35,931you sell...

36800:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,428antiques.

36900:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,092Hmm.

37000:17:40,094 --> 00:17:42,555Gardening equipment.Mm.

37100:17:42,557 --> 00:17:44,795Antique gardening equipment.

37200:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,195Children's furniture.

Really?37300:17:47,197 --> 00:17:49,082High-end children's furniture.

37400:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,706And what constitutes high-endchildren's furniture?

37500:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,819

It being in my store.

37600:17:53,821 --> 00:17:55,450How about you?

37700:17:55,452 --> 00:17:58,107So you fix broken hearts.Do you have any other children?


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37800:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,706No. You?

37900:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,818No, Audrey'sall we can handle.

38000:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,058I thought they would be here.

38100:18:04,060 --> 00:18:08,218Yeah.

38200:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,370Hello?

38300:18:09,372 --> 00:18:11,642

Up in this building...Hi. Where are you?

38400:18:11,644 --> 00:18:12,921Where are you?I thought you said

38500:18:12,923 --> 00:18:13,785we were gonna dothis together.

38600:18:13,787 --> 00:18:14,970Well, yeah,that's what I thought,

38700:18:14,972 --> 00:18:16,185until it became obvious

38800:18:16,187 --> 00:18:18,649I've become some endlesswell of embarrassment for you.

38900:18:18,651 --> 00:18:20,408You know how importantthis day is to me.

39000:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,720Why are you doing this?


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39100:18:21,722 --> 00:18:23,321I don't know. I don't knowwhat you're talking about.

39200:18:23,323 --> 00:18:26,042"How many peoplehave been killed at Middleton?"

39300:18:26,044 --> 00:18:27,321Oh, come on.

39400:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,849You're indicting mefor being a caring parent?

39500:18:29,851 --> 00:18:32,153No, I'm indicting the succubusthat body-snatched your soul

39600:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,809and is walking aroundin your clothes today.

39700:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,473She just called me a succubus.

39800:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,489Succubus?Listen to me, Audrey.

39900:18:38,491 --> 00:18:40,729Okay...No, Mom, you listen.

40000:18:40,731 --> 00:18:42,841This is the beginning ofmy Middleton experience.

40100:18:42,843 --> 00:18:45,177

And I'm not gonnalet you ruin it.

40200:18:45,179 --> 00:18:47,480I'm going here.I'm gonna study with Emerson.

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And you know what else?I'm gonna finish.

40400:18:50,554 --> 00:18:51,800Okay, what does that mean?

40500:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,272It means that I won'thave to settle

40600:18:53,274 --> 00:18:55,288for selling furniturethe rest of my life.

40700:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,152Ooh!

40800:19:04,154 --> 00:19:07,287I can't.

I can't. No.40900:19:08,504 --> 00:19:10,552Oh, God.

41000:19:10,554 --> 00:19:13,368Okay, you know what?

41100:19:13,370 --> 00:19:16,408I'd say that you're

behaving like41200:19:16,410 --> 00:19:20,312a five-letter wordthat means "female dog. "

41300:19:20,314 --> 00:19:22,232Okay.

41400:19:23,512 --> 00:19:25,815

So, listen, when I wasin the library,

41500:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,862I happened to runinto the dean of students

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who just volunteeredto give George and me

41700:19:29,657 --> 00:19:32,279a personal tour of the campus.What?

41800:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,871Dean Pruitt?Yeah, in the flesh.

41900:19:34,873 --> 00:19:39,382But what we're seeingisn't on the regular tour, no.

42000:19:39,384 --> 00:19:43,190You get to meet Middleton.We get to feel her up.

421

00:19:43,192 --> 00:19:45,526Really?Really.

42200:19:45,528 --> 00:19:48,726So take your personal space.

42300:19:48,727 --> 00:19:51,093Enjoy the cookie-cutter tourwith the Dingleberry.

42400:19:51,095 --> 00:19:54,741And, you know, call mewhen you need a ride home.

42500:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,318That was very impressive.What?

42600:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,750The way you so convincingly

lied to your daughter.

42700:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,334Yeah? I'm not even warmed up.

42800:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,285Okay, guys,I can't help it.


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42900:20:07,287 --> 00:20:09,301At this point,I've just got to tell you

43000:20:09,303 --> 00:20:13,237some really great thingsabout Middleton...

43100:20:13,239 --> 00:20:15,157Hi.Oh, hey. What's going on?

43200:20:15,159 --> 00:20:18,261Audrey Martin.Hi. Conrad Hartman.

43300:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,277Parking lot earlier.

43400:20:20,279 --> 00:20:22,389Yeah, I remember.Yeah. Yeah.

43500:20:22,391 --> 00:20:24,852Nice to meet you.You as well.

43600:20:24,854 --> 00:20:26,741

So where is your mom?43700:20:26,743 --> 00:20:29,109Um, who cares?

43800:20:29,110 --> 00:20:30,260What do you mean?

43900:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,013She seems pretty cool,

for a mom.

44000:20:33,015 --> 00:20:35,603Why didn't your mommake the trip?

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this is Dad's thing.

44200:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,051And Dad's thing'sreally Mom's thing.

44300:20:40,053 --> 00:20:43,156I guess he wanted it to besome kind of bonding experience,

44400:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,620but I'm totallynot feeling it.

44500:20:45,622 --> 00:20:49,940It just seemsall so feckless.

44600:20:49,942 --> 00:20:51,604

You said "feckless. "44700:20:51,606 --> 00:20:53,972Yeah, feckless.

44800:20:53,974 --> 00:20:55,604Yeah.

44900:20:57,621 --> 00:21:00,852You know, maybe

Monkey Garden is right.45000:21:00,854 --> 00:21:03,795Maybe we'd do betteron our own.

45100:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,779Are you advocating tour hooky?

45200:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,626

Yep.What do I tell Conrad?

45300:21:08,628 --> 00:21:12,466Oh, you know, I don't know.Just give him some space.

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You know?Let him loosen his tie.

45500:21:15,572 --> 00:21:17,266But this visitwas my idea.

45600:21:17,268 --> 00:21:18,738He's gonna thinkI flaked out on him.

45700:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,530He doesn't even havelunch money.

45800:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,874I don't think so.

45900:21:29,876 --> 00:21:31,923

You know, they'reprobably in class.

46000:21:31,925 --> 00:21:32,979Look, we'll bringthem right back.

46100:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,251No.This is fate.

46200:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,610This is theft, Edith.

46300:21:38,612 --> 00:21:40,786When was the last timeyou rode a bike, George?

46400:21:42,514 --> 00:21:44,273Yeah, my point exactly.

46500:21:44,275 --> 00:21:45,522Now get on.

46600:21:45,523 --> 00:21:47,090According to the Dingleberry,

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we have a little over 100 breathtakingacres at our disposal.

46800:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,792You know?We need the speed.

46900:21:51,794 --> 00:21:55,280Come on.We'll bring 'em right back.

47000:21:55,282 --> 00:21:57,329Come on, Hartman!

47100:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,632Get the stick out of your ass!

47200:21:59,634 --> 00:22:02,512Hey.

47300:22:02,514 --> 00:22:04,176All right.

47400:22:13,649 --> 00:22:15,95312.What?

47500:22:15,955 --> 00:22:19,120Last time I rode a bike,

I was 12.47600:22:32,945 --> 00:22:33,904Are you sureyou're okay, George?

47700:22:33,906 --> 00:22:36,656You strike me as a helmet-wearingkind of guy.

478

00:22:37,809 --> 00:22:40,528Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

47900:22:43,249 --> 00:22:45,488I think I lost a testicle.

48000:23:21,231 --> 00:23:23,310Oh.


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48100:23:44,013 --> 00:23:46,028Wow!

48200:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,293Oh...

48300:23:53,295 --> 00:23:56,237You okay?

48400:23:56,239 --> 00:23:59,404Yeah. Just give mea second.

48500:23:59,406 --> 00:24:00,876Unbelievable.

48600:24:00,878 --> 00:24:03,084

Look, you can seethe entire campus.

48700:24:03,086 --> 00:24:05,196You can see the town.Yeah. Yeah.

48800:24:05,198 --> 00:24:07,532You can see the one carparked backwards.

48900:24:07,534 --> 00:24:09,868Yeah. Yeah.

49000:24:11,885 --> 00:24:14,508Get over here.Yeah. Yeah.

49100:24:17,068 --> 00:24:20,332Yeah.

49200:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,539Did you read up everon this bell tower?

49300:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,075Hmm? No.

494


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00:24:24,077 --> 00:24:26,123Yeah, there's a legendof the bell tower.

49500:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,811I saw it here in the...

49600:24:28,813 --> 00:24:30,507oh, here it is.

49700:24:30,509 --> 00:24:32,714Edith, Edith, don't do that.

49800:24:32,716 --> 00:24:35,146Don't lean over like that.

49900:24:35,148 --> 00:24:37,995Says here the towerwas completed in 1917,

50000:24:37,997 --> 00:24:41,131the year that the United Statesentered the First World War.

50100:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,307More than 150Middleton students

50200:24:43,309 --> 00:24:45,739

enlisted for military service.Hmm.

50300:24:45,741 --> 00:24:49,002And there was a youngwoman by the name of...

50400:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,659a freshman,name of Matilda Reynolds,

50500:24:51,661 --> 00:24:54,858whose boyfriend,Seymour Sternshine,

50600:24:54,860 --> 00:24:57,450was among the newly minteddoughboys.


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00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:40,393that also claimed the livesof almost all of his platoon

52100:25:40,395 --> 00:25:44,967except for his young brother,Ernest Sternshine,

52200:25:44,969 --> 00:25:48,199who was the bugle manwho lived to tell the story.

52300:25:48,201 --> 00:25:51,399Apparentlythe high C notes

52400:25:51,401 --> 00:25:54,663drove off the rogue swine...

525

00:25:54,665 --> 00:25:57,159the very sensitive earsthat their swine have.

52600:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,831Seymour Sternshine.

52700:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,527All right,so I have a little trouble

52800:26:03,529 --> 00:26:07,143playing pokerin a brightly lit room.

52900:26:07,145 --> 00:26:08,552Come over here.

53000:26:08,554 --> 00:26:10,504Come over here.You can't miss this.

53100:26:10,506 --> 00:26:11,304No, I'm good.There's a nice breeze here.

53200:26:11,306 --> 00:26:12,296Huh?


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53300:26:12,298 --> 00:26:13,896A nice breeze here.Come here.

53400:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,399No.Yes.

53500:26:23,401 --> 00:26:25,671Yeah?Yeah.

53600:26:25,672 --> 00:26:28,038You're afraid of heights?"Afraid" is a strong word.

53700:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,686Let's just say I try to organizemy life in such a way

53800:26:31,688 --> 00:26:34,278where heights don't reallyplay into the equation.

53900:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,358So you will open upa person's chest

54000:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,542

with a very sharp knife,54100:26:37,544 --> 00:26:41,605but you won't stand over hereby this railing?

54200:26:41,607 --> 00:26:43,046It's a little morecomplicated than that,

543

00:26:43,048 --> 00:26:44,037but pretty much, yeah.

54400:26:44,039 --> 00:26:46,821No. Come on.I will... I'll help you.

54500:26:46,823 --> 00:26:48,421


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No, listen...I'll help you.

54600:26:48,423 --> 00:26:51,365I will take care of you. I promise.I'll take care of you.

54700:26:51,367 --> 00:26:52,741Edith.Come on.

54800:26:52,743 --> 00:26:54,149Edith, I can't go over there.You can.

54900:26:54,151 --> 00:26:55,430No, I can't.I'll help you.

550

00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:56,837No, I can't go over there.Yes, you can.

55100:26:56,839 --> 00:26:58,341Listen to me very carefully.I'll help you.

55200:26:58,343 --> 00:26:59,877Edith. Edith. Come on.Come on, George.

55300:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,405I can't go over there.Yes, you can.

55400:27:02,407 --> 00:27:03,365Come on.

55500:27:05,062 --> 00:27:06,917Come on.

55600:27:08,166 --> 00:27:11,621You can't miss this.

55700:27:11,622 --> 00:27:13,093Okay, I saw a bird.

558


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00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,333I saw a bird.

55900:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,429Edith.

56000:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,436Ahh.

56100:27:38,438 --> 00:27:40,228Mm. Thank you.

56200:27:40,230 --> 00:27:42,564Open your eyes.Oh.

56300:27:42,566 --> 00:27:44,484Open your eyes.

56400:27:45,668 --> 00:27:46,979Open your eyes.

56500:27:46,981 --> 00:27:49,476Oh, my God.Open your eyes.

56600:27:49,477 --> 00:27:51,812Oh, my God.Oh, my God.

56700:27:51,814 --> 00:27:53,988Oh, my God.

56800:27:53,990 --> 00:27:56,835I am starting to getMiddleton as intimate.

56900:27:58,086 --> 00:27:59,330Oh! No. Really?

57000:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,210So this is the church

57100:28:02,212 --> 00:28:04,866of Santos DominicusIgnatius Aloysius


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57200:28:04,868 --> 00:28:08,578and my favorite thing aboutthis place is the reverberation.

57300:28:08,580 --> 00:28:11,042Sometimes I just comein here and I sing.

57400:28:11,044 --> 00:28:12,994# Amen. #

57500:28:12,996 --> 00:28:14,306You know?

57600:28:14,308 --> 00:28:16,322# Jesus. #Stuff like that.

577

00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:20,418So I'm not a religious person,but I find it very powerful,

57800:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,434so I come here on the tours.

57900:28:22,436 --> 00:28:24,066Just halfway through.

580

00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:26,658We can just take a breakand, yeah, have a seat.

58100:28:26,660 --> 00:28:30,883If... if, you know,you feel like prayer, pray.

58200:28:30,885 --> 00:28:33,729And if you feel just likecooling off, taking a break,

58300:28:33,731 --> 00:28:35,521it's fine to do that.

58400:28:35,523 --> 00:28:38,049Just take a deep breath.

585


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00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:42,689# Hallelujah. #

58600:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,360It's so small.

58700:28:53,346 --> 00:28:55,873Compared to what?

58800:28:55,875 --> 00:28:57,888On the virtual tour,it seemed bigger.

58900:29:02,529 --> 00:29:04,929Well, there'salways Princeton.

59000:29:04,930 --> 00:29:07,679And what does that mean?

59100:29:07,681 --> 00:29:10,304It just doesn't seem thatyou like this place very much.

59200:29:10,306 --> 00:29:12,320Well, that's becauseI love this place.

59300:29:12,322 --> 00:29:13,664

Why?59400:29:15,521 --> 00:29:17,504Roland Emerson.

59500:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,351I hear he only workswith upperclassmen.

59600:29:20,353 --> 00:29:22,848

What?That's bullshit.

59700:29:22,850 --> 00:29:24,191Sit back, please.

59800:29:27,776 --> 00:29:30,496He's one of the premier linguistic


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scholars in the country.

59900:29:30,498 --> 00:29:31,615And?

60000:29:31,617 --> 00:29:34,399And linguistics is the perfectfoundation for any number of careers.

60100:29:34,401 --> 00:29:37,599Like?Like law, business.

60200:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,046So what are you gonna study?

60300:29:42,048 --> 00:29:45,182I'm just keepingmy options open.

60400:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,590Hmm.

60500:29:46,592 --> 00:29:49,757Yeah, yeah, that's a reallystrong department.

60600:29:54,079 --> 00:29:55,807I'm just saying.

60700:29:55,809 --> 00:29:57,311Whew.

60800:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,783How come this...

60900:29:58,785 --> 00:30:00,990they put a benchin front of a tree?

61000:30:00,992 --> 00:30:03,774It blocks the view.

61100:30:03,776 --> 00:30:05,919Well...What was here first?


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61200:30:05,921 --> 00:30:09,278The tree was here first,judging by the girth.

61300:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,574See that boy over there?Mm-hmm.

61400:30:12,576 --> 00:30:15,102Ronald.

61500:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,981He is from Battle Creek,Michigan. Mm-hmm.

61600:30:17,983 --> 00:30:20,220He will try, but failto discover the cure

61700:30:20,222 --> 00:30:21,757for restless leg syndrome.

61800:30:28,765 --> 00:30:30,653That one over there.

61900:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,916Oh, that's eitherAdonis or Samson, right?

62000:30:33,918 --> 00:30:35,388One of the two.

62100:30:35,390 --> 00:30:38,557He majors in geology and...

62200:30:38,559 --> 00:30:39,996see how he's looking up?

623

00:30:39,998 --> 00:30:41,725Astronomy.Uh-huh.

62400:30:41,727 --> 00:30:43,837Which makes him, of course,a rock star.

625


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00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:45,341Oh.

62600:30:47,582 --> 00:30:49,405Oh.

62700:30:50,877 --> 00:30:56,028And of course he'll foregothe sciences to write a...

62800:30:56,030 --> 00:30:58,204very successfulnovel entitled

62900:30:58,206 --> 00:31:00,060"My Life As a Spirochete. "

63000:31:01,756 --> 00:31:03,868You know what that is?

63100:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,884Any relationto a parakeet?

63200:31:05,886 --> 00:31:10,107Well, it's a parakeet that spiedin the Spanish-American War.

63300:31:13,213 --> 00:31:14,428

My turn.63400:31:14,429 --> 00:31:15,675Give me one.

63500:31:18,684 --> 00:31:20,955The young girl there.

63600:31:20,957 --> 00:31:24,251Ah, that is Tessa.

63700:31:24,253 --> 00:31:27,803Tessa has just learnedfrom her parents

63800:31:27,805 --> 00:31:31,451that her Rhodesian Ridgebacknamed Hedwig has croaked.


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63900:31:31,453 --> 00:31:33,530He's...

64000:31:33,532 --> 00:31:35,706he's movedon. org.

64100:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,850And she's just trying

64200:31:37,852 --> 00:31:41,018to consolidate her griefinto, like, 40 characters

64300:31:41,020 --> 00:31:43,546so that she could tweether sadness to the world.

644

00:31:43,548 --> 00:31:45,306Yeah, and she will.

64500:31:49,179 --> 00:31:52,346How about that guy?

64600:31:52,348 --> 00:31:54,042With the suit?Yep.

647

00:31:54,044 --> 00:31:56,186That's Georgie.Mm-hmm.

64800:31:56,188 --> 00:31:58,330Georgie is enormously bright,

64900:31:58,332 --> 00:32:01,880but is hamperedby the little brother complex.

65000:32:01,882 --> 00:32:05,112He always wants to makehis father proud.

65100:32:06,777 --> 00:32:10,328He will marry the first womanhe falls in love with.


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65200:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,338And he will go on to a longand distinguished, but...

65300:32:15,546 --> 00:32:18,809somewhat unfulfillingcareer as a surgeon.

65400:32:20,826 --> 00:32:23,065I detect a sadness in Georgie.

65500:32:23,067 --> 00:32:27,353No, it's not sadness.He has enormous resolve.

65600:32:27,355 --> 00:32:29,081Can I tell you somethingabout Georgie?

65700:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,449No.

65800:32:31,451 --> 00:32:34,360I think that...

65900:32:34,362 --> 00:32:38,103that he has no idea justhow special he truly is.

66000:32:41,208 --> 00:32:44,567But, you know, that's probablythe Dasani talking.

66100:32:46,904 --> 00:32:49,208Have some more Dasani.

66200:32:51,096 --> 00:32:53,431Come on. Come.

66300:32:53,433 --> 00:32:55,767Get the bikes back?Yeah.

66400:32:58,615 --> 00:33:00,183Thank you.

665


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00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,294Hi. What's your major?

66600:33:12,153 --> 00:33:14,294Good-bye.

66700:33:16,887 --> 00:33:18,838Come on.

66800:33:31,095 --> 00:33:32,982Georgie.

66900:33:34,998 --> 00:33:37,910"The Appassionata. "

67000:33:37,912 --> 00:33:39,701You play?

671

00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,644I play at it. You?

67200:33:42,646 --> 00:33:44,052A prodigy.

67300:33:44,054 --> 00:33:46,389Prodigy?

67400:33:46,391 --> 00:33:48,341

Remember, I've seen you lie.67500:33:48,343 --> 00:33:50,902I'm gonna needsome confirmation.

67600:33:57,526 --> 00:33:59,925Stay.

67700:34:05,078 --> 00:34:07,636

Oh.

67800:34:07,638 --> 00:34:09,493After you.

67900:34:11,189 --> 00:34:14,037Age before beauty.


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68000:34:41,588 --> 00:34:43,667Prodigy.

68100:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,745Okay!

68200:35:33,747 --> 00:35:36,913I'm trying to learn theRachmaninoff's Second, okay?

68300:35:36,914 --> 00:35:40,209And "Chopsticks" playingin the background...

68400:35:40,211 --> 00:35:43,184it makes it feel likeyou are mocking me.

685

00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,521Okay?

68600:35:48,466 --> 00:35:49,808Yeah.

68700:35:49,810 --> 00:35:51,441Whew. Yeah.

68800:35:51,443 --> 00:35:53,361

Rachmaninoff is so hard.68900:35:53,362 --> 00:35:56,208The guy must have had handsthe size of trash can lids.

69000:35:56,210 --> 00:35:58,128I know.

69100:35:58,130 --> 00:36:00,559

If I stretch any further,I feel like

69200:36:00,561 --> 00:36:03,856bones will pokeout of my fingertips.

69300:36:18,544 --> 00:36:21,808


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Yeah, these are Bach's hands.

69400:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,879You know?Stay away from the Russians.

69500:36:24,881 --> 00:36:26,512You know, enjoy them.Admire their passion.

69600:36:26,514 --> 00:36:29,935But, like, don't get obsessedwith playing them.

69700:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,990No one's ever said that to me.

69800:36:34,992 --> 00:36:36,814Thank you.

69900:36:36,816 --> 00:36:38,638You're a lucky man.

70000:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,110Thank you.

70100:36:42,576 --> 00:36:44,078Edith. Edith. Edith.

70200:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,062Okay, let's go.Let go. Okay, boy.

70300:36:46,064 --> 00:36:47,693Okay, time to practice.Let's go.

70400:36:47,695 --> 00:36:48,750Okay, let go.

Let go.

70500:36:48,752 --> 00:36:49,743Thank you.Good luck.

70600:36:49,745 --> 00:36:51,342Come on. Come on.


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This way.

70700:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,910Campus police is outsidelooking for the bicycles.

70800:36:52,912 --> 00:36:54,126Let's go.But we borrowed them.

70900:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,142No, no, no, I'd rather nothave that discussion.

71000:36:56,144 --> 00:36:57,327Come on.

71100:36:58,767 --> 00:37:01,134Wasn't that nice?

Oh, nice, very good. Nice kid.71200:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,726Oh. Come on.No, George, I mean the duet.

71300:37:03,728 --> 00:37:05,678What? It feels good tohave a partner.

714

00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,749I think we should walk faster, Edith.Are you happy, George?

71500:37:08,751 --> 00:37:12,365Happy? I'd be a lot happierif we don't end up in the pokey.

71600:37:12,367 --> 00:37:14,413Pokey?

71700:37:18,286 --> 00:37:19,949Oh! Oh!

71800:37:19,951 --> 00:37:21,900Come.Come here, come here.

719


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00:37:27,150 --> 00:37:29,100Come on,George, this way.

72000:37:29,102 --> 00:37:30,412Edith, I can't go up. Edith.

72100:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,909Come on. Yes, you can.Come on.

72200:37:34,445 --> 00:37:38,573Negative. No sign of them.Don't look down. Look up.

72300:38:05,165 --> 00:38:07,563Now don't get chilly.

72400:38:07,565 --> 00:38:09,579

Gotta get up and warm up.72500:38:09,581 --> 00:38:13,195Good. Let's go, the last time.Big-time. Go.

72600:38:15,149 --> 00:38:17,866Very good. Puh-puh-puh,buh-buh-buh, muh-muh-muh.

727

00:38:17,868 --> 00:38:20,746Puh-puh-puh, buh-buh-buh,muh-muh-muh.

72800:38:20,748 --> 00:38:22,155This way.

72900:38:22,157 --> 00:38:23,946Edith. Edith.

730

00:38:23,948 --> 00:38:26,155Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh.


732


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00:38:28,204 --> 00:38:29,899Duh-duh-duh,nuh-nuh-huh, tuh-tuh-tuh.


73400:38:32,012 --> 00:38:35,178Duh-duh-duh, nuh-nuh-huh,tuh-tuh-tuh. Good. Br-r-r-r.

73500:38:35,180 --> 00:38:38,187Br-r-r-r.

73600:38:38,189 --> 00:38:40,938Again.

73700:38:42,604 --> 00:38:45,002

All the way.73800:38:45,961 --> 00:38:47,909Good. Puh-puh-puh,buh-buh-buh, muh-muh-muh.


740



74200:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,689Duh-duh-duh,nuh-nuh-huh, tuh-tuh-tuh.


74400:38:57,610 --> 00:38:59,945Good. Take a deep breath.Ahh.


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74500:38:59,947 --> 00:39:02,312Good. Let's goall the way down.

74600:39:02,314 --> 00:39:05,000Get up and take the deep breath.

74700:39:05,002 --> 00:39:08,681It helps you to relax.

74800:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,657And exhale in one tone.

74900:39:11,659 --> 00:39:13,737Ahh.

75000:39:13,739 --> 00:39:15,113

Beautiful.75100:39:15,115 --> 00:39:17,577Let's stretch.All the way.

75200:39:17,579 --> 00:39:19,817And let me see you move

75300:39:19,819 --> 00:39:21,577

with the sentence.75400:39:21,579 --> 00:39:23,720Shh.

75500:39:26,856 --> 00:39:29,192Beautiful.Let's change the legs.

75600:39:29,193 --> 00:39:31,336

Br-r-r-r.Shake it up.

75700:39:31,338 --> 00:39:33,063Br-r-r-r.

75800:39:33,065 --> 00:39:36,295Now let's have


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the last intense sentence.

75900:39:36,297 --> 00:39:39,368Go.

76000:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,231Beautiful.

76100:39:44,233 --> 00:39:45,767Let's get readyfor the scene work.

76200:39:45,769 --> 00:39:48,167Hey.

76300:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,895Can I help you?

764

00:39:55,839 --> 00:39:57,764Hi.Hi.

76500:39:57,799 --> 00:40:00,614Hey, class.Wonderful class.

76600:40:00,616 --> 00:40:02,566We came in the wrong door.

76700:40:02,568 --> 00:40:05,991There are no wrong doors.All the world's a stage.

76800:40:05,993 --> 00:40:07,303Not in my world.

76900:40:07,305 --> 00:40:08,742Who are you?

77000:40:08,744 --> 00:40:10,726We're...We're... we're... we're...

77100:40:10,728 --> 00:40:12,615We're... we got lost...We got lost from the...


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77200:40:12,617 --> 00:40:15,686separated from the tour. Yeah.Yeah.

77300:40:15,688 --> 00:40:18,310Oh, Dingleberry.

77400:40:18,312 --> 00:40:20,070Hey, can we watch your classfor a bit? Do you mind?

77500:40:20,072 --> 00:40:23,782I'm sorry, but no oneaudits my class.

77600:40:23,784 --> 00:40:25,734I require full participation.

777

00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,670I'm gonna kill you, Edith.

77800:40:29,672 --> 00:40:31,238Sorry, some other time.

77900:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,158Thank you very much.We'll be right down.

780

00:40:33,159 --> 00:40:34,596Edith.George.

78100:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,101Let's go this way.No, come on.

78200:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,700Edith. Edith.George, let's go.

78300:40:37,702 --> 00:40:40,325Edith, George, now.

78400:40:40,327 --> 00:40:42,501All right, you guys,I don't want to see any tears,


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78500:40:42,503 --> 00:40:46,277but this concludes thetour portion of the day.

78600:40:46,279 --> 00:40:47,429Aww.

78700:40:47,431 --> 00:40:49,701I know. I hope it's been funand informative.

78800:40:49,703 --> 00:40:53,989And this is the cafeteriaright here to our right.

78900:40:53,991 --> 00:40:56,869You know, go in there.Don't have the chowder.

79000:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,981It's pretty nasty.

79100:40:58,983 --> 00:41:01,509And I hope you guys can fill outyour evaluation forms.

79200:41:01,511 --> 00:41:03,333And enjoy the restof your visit.

79300:41:03,335 --> 00:41:05,861Oh, thanks.Thanks. Good job.

79400:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,132Thank you.Hope you give me all fives.

79500:41:08,134 --> 00:41:10,243

Thanks.All right.

79600:41:11,364 --> 00:41:12,932Excuse me.Mm-hmm?

79700:41:12,933 --> 00:41:14,819


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I just have a few questions.

79800:41:14,821 --> 00:41:16,803I love questions.Shoot 'em.

79900:41:16,805 --> 00:41:19,587Is it true that Roland Emersonwon't work with underclassmen?

80000:41:19,589 --> 00:41:21,571I'm sorry, what isa Roland Emerson?

80100:41:21,573 --> 00:41:23,363He's a person.

80200:41:23,365 --> 00:41:26,404The premier linguistics

professor in the country.80300:41:26,406 --> 00:41:28,580Roland Emerson.Roland Emerson.

80400:41:28,582 --> 00:41:31,587No, I'm just kidding. I know him.He's a big hit here.

805

00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:36,451Roland and I are like this.

80600:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,204Okay, let me tell you exactlyhow to peel the Emerson onion.

80700:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,291So...

808

00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,674How did you getout of your shackles?

80900:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,299Wait! What about the onion?

81000:41:47,301 --> 00:41:49,090


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Girlfriend stuff.

81100:41:49,092 --> 00:41:53,730I can't wait to fail yourevaluation.

81200:41:53,732 --> 00:41:56,610Dingleberry.

81300:41:56,612 --> 00:41:58,338So how was your day, honey?

81400:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,514It was good.What's for dinner?

81500:42:00,516 --> 00:42:02,369I'm leaving you,Gerald.

81600:42:02,371 --> 00:42:04,993No, you're not.What's for dinner?

81700:42:04,995 --> 00:42:07,713There is no dinner.I'm leaving.

81800:42:07,715 --> 00:42:09,826

And I won't betalked out of it this time.

81900:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,906No, you're not. No,you're not leaving, come on.

82000:42:11,908 --> 00:42:14,883I'm leaving.You're just leaving?

82100:42:14,885 --> 00:42:16,673I'm just leaving.That's so silly.

82200:42:16,675 --> 00:42:18,817What's silly about it?I'm sorry.


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82300:42:18,819 --> 00:42:20,642I thought these two weresupposed to be married.

82400:42:20,643 --> 00:42:21,921That's correct.

82500:42:21,923 --> 00:42:24,801No married couple in the historyof marriage talks like this.

82600:42:24,803 --> 00:42:27,201Yeah, I can't say it wasworking for me either.

82700:42:29,986 --> 00:42:32,353George, Edith,

828

00:42:32,355 --> 00:42:34,752take the stage.No.

82900:42:34,754 --> 00:42:36,224YeahNo.

83000:42:36,226 --> 00:42:37,761Yeah.No, it was working fine.

83100:42:37,763 --> 00:42:39,744Make it real for us, please.

83200:42:39,746 --> 00:42:42,144No.

83300:42:42,146 --> 00:42:44,000No, Edith.

83400:42:44,002 --> 00:42:45,953Come on.Edith.

83500:42:45,955 --> 00:42:48,032Please.

836


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00:42:48,034 --> 00:42:51,807I'm going to give each of youseparately an objective

83700:42:51,809 --> 00:42:53,119which you will attemptto achieve

83800:42:53,121 --> 00:42:55,007through an improvised dialogue.

83900:42:55,009 --> 00:42:59,776Yeah. Let's go.Come on.

84000:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,568Easy enough?

84100:43:01,570 --> 00:43:03,520

Please have a seat.84200:43:03,522 --> 00:43:06,368So, Edith, why don't youtry to get...

84300:43:09,408 --> 00:43:11,327And, George...

84400:43:11,329 --> 00:43:13,759

to make Edith to goto bed with you,

84500:43:13,761 --> 00:43:15,839into bed as soon as possible.

84600:43:15,841 --> 00:43:18,911No. No.Give me another objective.

847

00:43:18,913 --> 00:43:20,831Save it, George.You know the rules.

84800:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,879Remember, just stayin the moment.

849


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00:43:22,881 --> 00:43:24,830Connect to your partner,and it's all good.

85000:43:24,832 --> 00:43:27,038No, I understand. No, really,I need another objective.

85100:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,310Give me another one.Come on, George.

85200:43:29,311 --> 00:43:31,934You are a successfullymarried couple.

85300:43:31,936 --> 00:43:34,302You know each otherfrom the inside out.

85400:43:34,304 --> 00:43:36,862This should be a piece of cake.

85500:43:36,864 --> 00:43:39,069Please.

85600:43:39,071 --> 00:43:41,789Edith is trying to get Georgeto bake a pie

85700:43:41,791 --> 00:43:45,055and George is tryingto get Edith into bed.

85800:43:47,071 --> 00:43:50,494Trust your instinctsand follow each other.

85900:43:50,496 --> 00:43:54,334Call upon your own experience

and emotion as necessary.

86000:43:55,999 --> 00:43:57,662Okay?

86100:43:57,664 --> 00:43:59,005Please.


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86200:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,228Are you happy, George?

86300:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,420Maybe this isn'tthe right time, Edith.

86400:44:35,422 --> 00:44:37,467No, I think it's the perfect time.

86500:44:42,749 --> 00:44:45,948If I was happy,would you have to ask?

86600:44:45,950 --> 00:44:47,579So we're gonna behonest today?

867

00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:52,731I've been honestevery day of...

86800:44:52,733 --> 00:44:55,227of this...

86900:44:57,916 --> 00:45:01,531my marriage.

870

00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,187I haven't.

87100:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,962It's probably timeI tell the truth.

87200:45:11,964 --> 00:45:13,945Go ahead.

873

00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:16,315Okay.

87400:45:19,867 --> 00:45:22,810I am profoundly unhappy.

87500:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,610And I'm lonely.


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87600:45:31,612 --> 00:45:33,338And lonely.

87700:45:43,066 --> 00:45:46,296Let it ring.

87800:45:46,298 --> 00:45:48,697Edith, let it ring.You started this.

87900:45:48,699 --> 00:45:50,713I want to hear what you have to say.No, you don't want to hear.

88000:45:50,715 --> 00:45:53,208You don't want to hear anythingthat isn't about you,

88100:45:53,210 --> 00:45:56,920your wants and your needs.

88200:46:12,250 --> 00:46:14,680When did you stop loving me?

88300:46:14,682 --> 00:46:18,871What?

884

00:46:18,873 --> 00:46:24,568When did you stoploving me?

88500:46:24,570 --> 00:46:27,863Did you ever love me?

88600:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,839Did you ever love me?It's a simple question.

88700:46:42,072 --> 00:46:43,478George.

88800:46:49,721 --> 00:46:50,935George.

88900:46:58,135 --> 00:46:59,606


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Right.

89000:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,615George. George.

89100:47:13,175 --> 00:47:16,054I'm so sorry.

89200:47:16,056 --> 00:47:20,246I'm so sorry.It's not your fault.

89300:47:31,253 --> 00:47:32,725Wow.

89400:47:37,814 --> 00:47:41,365Thanks for having us.

895

00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:44,533Carry on.

89600:47:53,046 --> 00:47:57,652Mm, I should probablycall him back.

89700:47:57,654 --> 00:48:00,019Oh, yeah.

898

00:48:00,021 --> 00:48:03,379Okay, sure.Ahem.

89900:48:05,525 --> 00:48:10,099Hi. Sorry I missed your call.We were in a thing.

90000:48:10,101 --> 00:48:14,451Yeah. Oh, it's great.It's a little slice of heaven.

90100:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,195Mm-hmm.

90200:48:18,197 --> 00:48:19,730Oh, she loves it, yeah.

903


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00:48:19,732 --> 00:48:22,611I can tell it's gonna be workgetting her back in the car.

90400:48:22,613 --> 00:48:24,627Did you talk to her yet?Did you...?

90500:48:24,629 --> 00:48:28,467Oh, it's beautiful. It's abeautiful campus, you know.

90600:48:31,668 --> 00:48:36,658Well, how are you? Yeah?

90700:48:36,660 --> 00:48:39,730Uh...Try texting her.

908

00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,970Hi. Yeah.

90900:48:41,972 --> 00:48:44,722What?Yeah, mm-hmm.

91000:48:44,724 --> 00:48:47,154Just checking in before you left.

911

00:48:47,156 --> 00:48:48,402We'll see what she says.

91200:48:48,404 --> 00:48:49,522She hasn't met him yet,but I'm sure...

91300:48:49,524 --> 00:48:51,570No, everything...everything's fine.

91400:48:51,572 --> 00:48:56,530Conrad is passionately indifferenttowards Middleton.

91500:48:56,532 --> 00:48:58,289No big surprise.

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00:48:58,291 --> 00:49:00,274What? Yeah?

91700:49:00,275 --> 00:49:02,545It's beautiful here.

91800:49:02,547 --> 00:49:04,626Really beautiful.Okay, we'll just... we'll talk later.

91900:49:04,627 --> 00:49:06,674Mm-hmm, okay.

92000:49:06,676 --> 00:49:08,626All right. Bye.

92100:49:08,628 --> 00:49:12,433Okay, try you later.All right.

92200:49:14,130 --> 00:49:16,208Good reception.

92300:49:16,210 --> 00:49:18,449Look at that...parents and their children

92400:49:18,451 --> 00:49:20,625on a college tour

eating lunch together.92500:49:22,099 --> 00:49:23,569What a novel idea.

92600:49:23,571 --> 00:49:25,553I think it's overrated.

92700:49:25,555 --> 00:49:29,393You know, all I wanted was for

her to just let me have my day.

92800:49:29,395 --> 00:49:32,209She's not the one who's gonnago here. I'm going here.

92900:49:32,211 --> 00:49:34,448And all I wanted was for her


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to shut up and be present.

93000:49:34,450 --> 00:49:35,920Is that so much to ask for?

93100:49:35,922 --> 00:49:38,864What's the big deal?Just give her a call.

93200:49:38,866 --> 00:49:40,624Yeah, but I shouldn'thave to give her a call.

93300:49:40,626 --> 00:49:43,407Why are you so angry?I'm not angry.

93400:49:45,616 --> 00:49:47,919I should eat somewhere else.

93500:49:47,921 --> 00:49:50,319Wait.What?

93600:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,304Conrad, I'm sorry.

93700:49:52,306 --> 00:49:54,224Okay?

93800:49:54,226 --> 00:49:56,368I'm a nice person, I promise.

93900:49:56,370 --> 00:49:58,832Look, sometimes I push awaypeople I like.

94000:49:58,834 --> 00:50:01,104It's one of my few flaws.

94100:50:04,753 --> 00:50:06,095Please?

94200:50:06,097 --> 00:50:08,271Yeah, I'll stay.

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00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,550They have omelets.

94400:50:20,655 --> 00:50:22,894Would you excuse mefor a moment?

94500:50:22,896 --> 00:50:25,325I've got a bladderthe size of a ball bearing.

94600:50:28,270 --> 00:50:30,222Okay.

94700:50:50,574 --> 00:50:53,037Absolutely not.

94800:50:53,039 --> 00:50:56,141Do you want me

to call your mom?94900:50:56,143 --> 00:50:57,612No.

95000:50:57,614 --> 00:51:00,013She's on a private tourwith the dean of students.

95100:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,549

Can you believe that?95200:51:14,157 --> 00:51:16,204Hi. Yes, I'm Audrey Martin

95300:51:16,206 --> 00:51:19,724and I'm a rising freshman currentlyon a tour of Middleton campus.

95400:51:19,726 --> 00:51:23,020

Um, do you thinkit would be possible

95500:51:23,022 --> 00:51:24,461to have a brief wordwith Dean Pruitt?

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It's very important.

95700:51:27,118 --> 00:51:28,908Uh-huh.

95800:51:30,764 --> 00:51:34,540Yeah. Okay, thank you.

95900:51:56,460 --> 00:51:59,370Excuse me.Oh, shit.

96000:51:59,372 --> 00:52:01,833Excuse me.

96100:52:03,339 --> 00:52:04,713Hey.

962

00:52:04,715 --> 00:52:06,666How was the tour withthe dean of students?

96300:52:06,668 --> 00:52:09,673The tour with the deanof students, yes.

96400:52:09,675 --> 00:52:12,683It was... it was great.It was great.

96500:52:12,685 --> 00:52:15,850We saw some fascinating...have you seen the bell tower yet?

96600:52:15,852 --> 00:52:18,699We saw the... we were upinto the bell tower.

96700:52:18,701 --> 00:52:20,714

It's beautiful.And we went into a class.

96800:52:20,716 --> 00:52:23,498We went into an acting classand they taught us

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how to breathe... you know,how the actors breathe.

97000:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,746It was like...

97100:52:28,748 --> 00:52:30,794Ahh-hh.

97200:52:30,796 --> 00:52:32,649Gotta make a sound like that.

97300:52:32,651 --> 00:52:34,728Ahh-hh.

97400:52:34,730 --> 00:52:37,929The dean of studentsis at a conference in Toronto.

97500:52:40,011 --> 00:52:43,241Ahh-hh.

97600:52:47,017 --> 00:52:49,960It's like...

97700:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,712Excuse me.

978

00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:55,240Okay, where's my mother?

97900:52:55,242 --> 00:52:57,609Uh, she's...

98000:52:57,610 --> 00:52:59,305planetarium.

98100:52:59,307 --> 00:53:00,969

She said somethingabout the planetarium.

98200:53:00,971 --> 00:53:03,945It's an observatory.Well, yes, exactly... the observatory.

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Yeah.I've just been calling it the...

98400:53:05,706 --> 00:53:06,856planetarium.

98500:53:06,858 --> 00:53:09,512Have you seen Conrad?Have you seen Conrad?

98600:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,495Hey.I just ran into your dad.

98700:53:15,497 --> 00:53:17,767Was he looking for me?No.

98800:53:17,769 --> 00:53:20,488

What's up with your mom?I'm tracking her down.

98900:53:20,490 --> 00:53:23,591I cannot wait to find her deceitfulass and expose her lie.

99000:53:23,593 --> 00:53:25,287What's the rush?

991

00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,391In case you haven't noticed,I'm a now kind of girl.

99200:53:33,928 --> 00:53:35,687George.

99300:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,703What are we doing here?

994

00:53:41,705 --> 00:53:43,559We're having lunch.

99500:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,447Is that what you call it...having lunch?

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What do you call it,George?

99700:53:47,240 --> 00:53:48,423Just look at mestraight in the eye

99800:53:48,425 --> 00:53:50,886and tell me thatwe're just having lunch.

99900:54:02,759 --> 00:54:05,190I need...

100000:54:08,998 --> 00:54:11,558I need some...

100100:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,478I need some ketchup.

100200:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,077Come here.Hey, come on.

100300:54:15,079 --> 00:54:17,956Edith, Edith, sit down.

100400:54:21,253 --> 00:54:23,684Come on.

100500:54:23,686 --> 00:54:26,756What just happenedin that acting class?

100600:54:26,758 --> 00:54:28,709What was that?

100700:54:28,711 --> 00:54:31,109It was two adults making believe.

Making believe?

100800:54:31,111 --> 00:54:32,581Is that what you call it...making believe?

100900:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,053Well, what do you call it, George?


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101000:54:34,055 --> 00:54:36,805Well, uh,

101100:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,364if you want to know the truth,I'm afraid to give it a name.

101200:54:39,366 --> 00:54:41,892Because what I've got swirlingin my head right now...

101300:54:44,581 --> 00:54:46,469it's scaring me half to death.

101400:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,940I just saw your daughter.

1015

00:54:51,942 --> 00:54:53,508Audrey is here?

101600:54:53,510 --> 00:54:55,459No, she's not here.

101700:54:55,461 --> 00:54:58,019She's not here becauseI looked her in the eye

1018

00:54:58,021 --> 00:54:59,971and I told her a lie.

101900:54:59,973 --> 00:55:02,371What did you say? She wantedto know where you were

102000:55:02,373 --> 00:55:04,451and I told her you wereat the planetarium.

102100:55:04,453 --> 00:55:07,235No, I think it's an observatory.Yes, I know. I've heard.

102200:55:09,188 --> 00:55:11,171Why did you lie?

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00:55:11,173 --> 00:55:13,283Because I don't wantour day to end.

102400:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,324Come on, help me out, Edith.

102500:55:27,619 --> 00:55:29,346Say something.

102600:55:34,883 --> 00:55:37,154What do you want me to say?Say anything.

102700:55:37,156 --> 00:55:38,690Tell me that this dayhas meant more to you

102800:55:38,692 --> 00:55:40,834

than just killing time102900:55:40,836 --> 00:55:42,977or your daughter'sjust looking at a college.

103000:55:42,979 --> 00:55:46,625Tell me that.Give me that much.

1031

00:55:46,627 --> 00:55:48,481We're married.

103200:55:48,483 --> 00:55:50,305And we have kids.Hey, stop avoiding.

103300:55:50,307 --> 00:55:52,225Listen to me, Edith, please.

1034

00:55:54,531 --> 00:55:57,089Just tell me you feelsomething for me

103500:55:57,091 --> 00:55:58,817and I'm not imagining this.

103600:55:58,819 --> 00:56:01,569


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We should probablyget back to our children.

103700:56:01,571 --> 00:56:03,137Edith.Okay, listen, I'm sorry.

103800:56:03,139 --> 00:56:04,481Don't go. Listen.Just talk to me a second.

103900:56:04,483 --> 00:56:05,921I'm sorry, George.Edith.

104000:56:05,923 --> 00:56:07,457I'm sorry.

104100:56:07,459 --> 00:56:10,625

Edith. Edith.104200:56:10,627 --> 00:56:14,497The college was founded in1887 by Lowndes Pope Middleton,

104300:56:14,499 --> 00:56:17,088who made his fortune as a seafaringentrepreneur before devoting...

1044

00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:19,233Excuse me.Yes?

104500:56:19,235 --> 00:56:21,409Where's the observatory? I've gottenseparated from my daughter.

104600:56:21,411 --> 00:56:24,000It's on the hill behind Franklin.I'm sorry, where's Franklin?

104700:56:24,002 --> 00:56:26,592Excuse me, some of uswho didn't desert our children

104800:56:26,594 --> 00:56:30,240would like to continuewith the program.


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106200:57:02,944 --> 00:57:04,863Here's how it works, okay?

106300:57:04,865 --> 00:57:07,167You love them.They love you.

106400:57:07,169 --> 00:57:09,470But after that, all bets are off.

106500:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,997After that, if you've doneyour job right,

106600:57:11,999 --> 00:57:14,814they just leave.

106700:57:14,816 --> 00:57:17,982

And you know wherethat leaves you?

106800:57:17,984 --> 00:57:19,741It leaves you alonewith a stranger

106900:57:19,743 --> 00:57:23,069who you realize you haven't reallygotten to know over the last 18 years.

107000:57:32,607 --> 00:57:34,879Look,

107100:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,703okay,

107200:57:36,705 --> 00:57:40,158here's all you need to knowabout the Middleton experience:

107300:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,493it doesn't include you.

107400:57:42,495 --> 00:57:45,437George: Come on, let's go.That was fun.

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00:57:49,406 --> 00:57:50,396Excuse me?

107600:57:50,398 --> 00:57:52,061Nothing.

107700:57:52,063 --> 00:57:54,877That was fun?I'm sorry.

107800:58:00,605 --> 00:58:02,268Sorry.

107900:58:05,885 --> 00:58:08,060It's beautiful here in Middleton.

108000:58:08,062 --> 00:58:13,116It's really beautiful.

108100:58:13,118 --> 00:58:16,379You need to celebrate.

108200:58:17,852 --> 00:58:20,348You okay?

108300:58:24,860 --> 00:58:28,091Maybe she's waiting foryou at your meeting.

108400:58:30,909 --> 00:58:33,915I think it's locked.

108500:58:39,324 --> 00:58:41,819This is unbelievable!Where is she?

108600:58:43,740 --> 00:58:45,211I'm done.

108700:58:45,213 --> 00:58:47,195I think I'm just gonna goto my meeting.

108800:58:47,197 --> 00:58:49,851So you want to leave, too? What is this,take-a-shit-on-Audrey day?


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108900:58:49,853 --> 00:58:52,634I don't mean this in a bad way,but you're kind of a lot of work.

109000:58:52,636 --> 00:58:55,321Oh, really?Yeah.

109100:58:55,323 --> 00:58:57,530So we're takingthe gloves off, huh?

109200:58:57,532 --> 00:58:59,129Please, Conrad,I know you.

109300:58:59,131 --> 00:59:00,922I know you betterthan you know yourself.

109400:59:00,924 --> 00:59:03,546You think your million-dollarsmile will give you

109500:59:03,548 --> 00:59:06,106an all-accessbackstage pass to life?

109600:59:06,108 --> 00:59:08,058

You know what?The fairy tale ends.

109700:59:08,060 --> 00:59:10,682It's all downhill from here.

109800:59:10,684 --> 00:59:13,402You've peaked.

109900:59:13,404 --> 00:59:15,098

Have a nice life.

110000:59:19,963 --> 00:59:21,914Yeah, that's it.Go ahead.

110100:59:21,916 --> 00:59:25,401Confusion has a lot


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of great soundtracks.

110200:59:31,417 --> 00:59:34,584I'm going there.

110300:59:34,586 --> 00:59:38,617Audrey.

110400:59:38,619 --> 00:59:40,504Conrad's meeting...

110500:59:40,506 --> 00:59:43,769I gotta go this way.

110600:59:57,369 --> 00:59:59,736These are definitelynot Bach's hands.

1107

01:00:07,224 --> 01:00:09,623Well...

110801:00:13,112 --> 01:00:15,223Thank you.

110901:00:15,225 --> 01:00:18,423What for?

111001:00:32,568 --> 01:00:35,286

Bye, Edith.111101:02:15,348 --> 01:02:18,771Edith?

111201:02:28,147 --> 01:02:31,282What's the matter?

111301:02:31,284 --> 01:02:34,578Uh... oh.

111401:02:36,852 --> 01:02:38,578What's going on?

111501:02:38,580 --> 01:02:40,721I didn't want anyoneelse to hear.


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111601:02:40,723 --> 01:02:43,345Hear what?What I have to say.

111701:02:43,347 --> 01:02:45,681Edith, we just said good-bye.

111801:02:45,683 --> 01:02:50,033No, you said good-bye.I didn't say anything.

111901:02:50,035 --> 01:02:54,224I just... I don't wantto be rushed.

112001:02:54,226 --> 01:02:58,449Uh...

1121

01:03:06,098 --> 01:03:07,952Edith.Yes?

112201:03:07,954 --> 01:03:10,064I'm a board-certifiedcardiac surgeon.

112301:03:10,066 --> 01:03:12,113I'm hiding in a dark roomfrom a hallway of people

112401:03:12,115 --> 01:03:13,393who can't legallyrent a car.

112501:03:13,395 --> 01:03:16,721Okay, I get it.

112601:03:16,723 --> 01:03:19,953Okay, George, um...

112701:03:21,330 --> 01:03:24,112I don't want to say good-bye.

112801:03:25,296 --> 01:03:28,879This makes me happy.

1129


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01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:34,383Say something.

113001:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,271No, don't stop.

113101:03:44,273 --> 01:03:46,064You guys are so sweet,

113201:03:46,065 --> 01:03:49,391sneaking off to the projectionroom to steal a kiss.

113301:03:49,393 --> 01:03:50,543No, we're...No, no, no, no.

113401:03:50,545 --> 01:03:52,207No, we're not stea...

No, we're... we're...113501:03:52,209 --> 01:03:55,375It's just that we haven't seeneach other in a long time.

113601:03:59,599 --> 01:04:01,838I'm Daphne.I could kill you, Edith.

1137

01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,334Hi. George. How are you?Hi.

113801:04:04,335 --> 01:04:05,710Nice to meet you.I'm Edith.

113901:04:05,712 --> 01:04:06,798Hi.

114001:04:08,752 --> 01:04:10,382Oh, my God.

114101:04:10,384 --> 01:04:12,525You know this?What?

1142


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01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:13,933No. What is it?

114301:04:13,935 --> 01:04:16,269"Les Parapluies de Cherbourg. "

114401:04:16,271 --> 01:04:18,606I haven't seen this in 20 years.

114501:04:18,607 --> 01:04:19,982English, please.

114601:04:19,984 --> 01:04:23,085"Umbrellas of Cherbourg. "Oh. What's it about?

114701:04:23,087 --> 01:04:26,573It's about young love.

114801:04:26,575 --> 01:04:27,822Who's the woman?

114901:04:27,824 --> 01:04:29,839That's a 20-year-oldCatherine Deneuve.

115001:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,20619. Yeah?What's her name?

115101:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,485Wow.Genevive.

115201:04:33,487 --> 01:04:36,045Genevive, right.And she falls in love with...

115301:04:36,047 --> 01:04:38,445

Guy.Guy. Guy.

115401:04:40,590 --> 01:04:43,277They're so beautiful.

115501:04:45,198 --> 01:04:46,732How does it end?


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115601:04:46,734 --> 01:04:49,133That's cheating,George.

115701:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,717And, you know, French films arealways complicated, aren't they?

115801:04:52,719 --> 01:04:55,372Oh, always.

115901:04:59,181 --> 01:05:03,020I got a call from the hospital.I gotta take this.

116001:05:03,022 --> 01:05:04,556I'm sorry.Nice meeting you.

116101:05:04,558 --> 01:05:06,060Bye.

116201:05:06,062 --> 01:05:07,627Congratulations to

116301:05:07,629 --> 01:05:11,051the Middleton public safetyofficers Kleiman and Tallis

116401:05:11,053 --> 01:05:13,644for the successful recoveryof two bicycles

116501:05:13,646 --> 01:05:16,012stolen earlier todayby what are believed

116601:05:16,014 --> 01:05:18,732

to be musical bandits.

116701:05:18,734 --> 01:05:21,676And to all you aspiring Ottersout there,

116801:05:21,678 --> 01:05:23,851today will be the last


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school-sanctioned

116901:05:23,853 --> 01:05:26,027Fountain Fridayof the year,

117001:05:26,029 --> 01:05:30,283so feel free to getweird and get wet.

117101:05:30,285 --> 01:05:32,459This Sugarwolf songis dedicated

117201:05:32,461 --> 01:05:36,043to my fifth-grade teacherOwen Perlmutter.

117301:05:36,045 --> 01:05:39,275

It's called "Bad Name. "117401:05:53,386 --> 01:05:55,337Take a seat.

117501:05:55,339 --> 01:05:57,609Does your watch say 2:00?

117601:05:57,611 --> 01:05:59,370Because my watch

broke years ago,117701:05:59,372 --> 01:06:01,770but I know you are late.

117801:06:01,772 --> 01:06:03,114Sorry. I just wanted to...

117901:06:03,116 --> 01:06:05,546First lesson of radio: don't be late.

118001:06:05,548 --> 01:06:07,850Silence is death.

118101:06:07,852 --> 01:06:09,898I... Uh, uh, if it doesn't involve

1182


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01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,882you and a coed,I don't want to hear about it.

118301:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,258What's your name?Conrad.

118401:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,337Conrad. That's great.We'll change it.

118501:06:15,339 -->

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