oxy's bodacious chest of pictonymphs - volume 6

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Volume 6 - Bodacious, a mixture of the "bold" and "audacious," is said to have been coined by the author of the comic strip Barney Google as a synonym for "The Cat's Meow" or the very nicest of all things, suggesting a combination of fun, flare, originality and style. Alternately, it has been credited to describing the British warrior-queen Boudicca's (Boadicea) expression of feminine power in her leading the British tribes in their uprising against the Roman Empire's occupation of Britain. Bodacious evokes images of impressiveness, awesomeness, the coolest, totally rad, extra ordinary, and the like. In this Bodacious Chest Of Pictonymphs has been slurped in the tastiest, juiciest, tenders tidbits of pictorial Oxymania and regurgitated so as to pictorially amaze, educate, flabbergast, shock, jolt and entertain you in the oddest areas and ways, though here in a mostly PG13 manner (and if not, electronic "pasties" and/or, hopefully, relevant, interesting and/or amusing "overlays" have been strategically, yet discreetly applied), to present for your exploration a brimming buxom chest, yet still PG13.

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    Oxy's Bodacious Chest Of PictonymphsVolume 6

    : "A Picture, Its Worth A Thousand Words"

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    Preface ToOxy's Bodacious Chest Of Pictonymphs

    Volume 6Bodacious, a mixture of the "bold" and "audacious," is said to have been coined by the author ofthe comic strip Barney Google as a synonym for "The Cat's Meow" or the very nicest of allthings, suggesting a combination of fun, flare, originality and style. Alternately, it has beencredited to describing the British warrior-queen Boudiccas (Boadicea) expression of femininepower in her leading the British tribes in their uprising against the Roman Empire's occupation ofBritain. Bodacious evokes images of impressiveness, awesomeness, the coolest, totally rad, extraordinary, and the like.

    Oxy in his Bodacious Chest Of Pictonymphs has slurped in the tastiest, juiciest, tenders tidbits ofpictorial Oxymania and regurgitated it so as to pictorially amaze, educate, flabbergast, shock, joltand entertain you in the oddest areas and ways, though here in a mostly PG13 manner (and if not,electronic "pasties" and/or, hopefully, relevant, interesting and/or amusing "overlays" have beenstrategically, yet discreetly applied), to present for your exploration a brimming buxom chest.

    As many of you know, I am Oxy (short for Oxymoron), a boastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedlyDull (MORON) bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not an author, but a slurper and parodier of alltasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts and items that have a devilish tang ofcontradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony, 'Double Entendre' &/or opinion. Thus,my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate, reassemble and/or reanimate such byslurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down, paraphrased, photoshoppedand/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's the use of a good quotation if you can'tchange it [Dr. Who]?"

    The concept of a picture being worth a 1000 or 10,000 words does not appear to go all the wayback to Confucius, as some profess, but is traceable as far back as 1862 to the novel by Ivan S.Turgenev, Fathers and Sons: "The drawing shows me at one glance what might be spread overten pages in a book." Then in March, 1911 newspaper editor Arthur Brisbane, in the context ofpromoting Streetcar advertising, advised the Syracuse Advertising Men's Club to "use a picture,It's worth a thousand words." This was followed a decade later by Frederick R. Barnard assertingin the December 8, 1921 issue of Printer's Ink that "One look is worth a thousand words", andagain by him in the March 10, 1927 issue of Printer's Ink where he inflated this concept to "Onepicture is worth ten thousand words."

    Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actualscholarly classifications of the included items. That's yours to chew through and muddle over.Some may be shown here to "showcase" others and/or for "completeness." Enjoy!

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    Oxy's BodaciousChest Of Pictonymphs

    Volume 6

    Index

    PrefacePainted Cell PicPainted Soccer LadiesPair Produced In ProducePancakes Are Ready!Park Here - Sorry Full - Only In AmericaParliament Is In SessionParty GirlsPeace Corps In ActionPeanut LoversPearl Among SwinePET MY PUSSY?PhotoshoppedPiano LessonPick Any ThreePick Me UpPick Your PiecePicture Of PicturesPigeon Toed Pigeons & A DuckPiggy BackersPillow Fighters - Suicide GirlsPinchee PincheePius X ActivitiesPixyish Strawberry BlondePlay Damn It, Play!Play RoomPlayboy Permanently ClosedPlayersPlayful FrogsPlaymate WannabePlethora Of PricksPoisedPong Attack!Pool SharkPorn WatchPostal NudityPottersPound My Keys! - SelfiePoundingPoutersPray For RainPrayerful Frog PositionPreggie Show-OffPriestessPriestly Laying On Of Hands

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    PrincessProp. K - Bay Area Legalized ProstitutionProtest!Protest For Ai Weiwei - Chinese Dissident ArtistPua Keiki With Lei - Flower ChildrenPublic PreggiePull Push Click-ClickPulseada - Army Arm WrestlingPuppies For PettingPush UpsPush-Ups - PompesPushing Up The DaisiesPussy GalorePussy PeeperPut Out My Fire!Putt PuttQueen & Princess Of CupsR2D2 GroupiesRain Singers & DancersRainbow CoalitionReady - Aim - FireReady - Aim - Squirt!Ready To Play - Obvious-layRed Army SalutedRed BeretRed EyeRed Hat Social ClubbersRed, White & Blue BungeeRendezvous HangoutRetaliatory Reunion - Valerie DoddsRewarding InterludeRicey DiceyRiding With The DevilRingnastRiver BathersRoad TripRoamin Coliseum FlasherRoll In HayRolling In The GrassRonald McDonalds NurturingRonald McDonalds Service - We Do It All For YouRope ArtistRuminating RapprochementRummy TummyIndexThat's Not All Folks!