pink pandas #1
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Pink Pandas #1TRANSCRIPT
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pink panda comics presents
huntington beach, ca
8:15 am
“the pink pandas are the
best!”
aww, that’s sweet. i love it when kids
send email.
“you guys are the awesomest! all the girls at my school like you, but i’m really your biggest fan!
love, kelly f.”
do you want to send her something? a t-shirt?
nah; send her one of the new hoodies
we just got in.
just like that? our most expensive item?
helllo...she’s our biggest fan!
STORY AND ARTDAVE FARMER
I give it five minutes.
okay, readyyy...go!
:30
3:38
4:59
1:34 2:45
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!OHMIGOD!!!OHMIGOD!!!
RUN! RUN!!!RUN! RUN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!
WOOOOOSH...WOOOOOSH...
WHAT THE HECK is going on out
there?!
HISSSSSSSSSS.....
HEH...HEH..
HEL...HELP.
SON-OF-A-FOCUS, PLEASE!
rampaging monster about to eat our barista!
reyes?! iT’S SHEiLA monday!
YEAH, i’M iN HUNTiNGTON- YEAH, YEAH, i’M RiGHT iN THE MiDDLE OF iT! dO YOU HAVE
A HANDLE ON THiS?!
okay; here’s the deal:the spandex and cape crowd are handling
the “big bad” a couple of blocks from here;
a fifty foot tall frog-beast, set
loose by an honest-to-god
“super-villian”. we’re going to mop up the
minions; which is what this guy was.
seriously?!no, it sounds ridiculous, but i just shot a giant, walking crocodile, so...
there’s no kill bonus?!
no, that’s not likely.
ok, bye.
gasp!
this is too much! six of them, with enough power to
crack the world in half; can’t contain
one fifty-foot frog!
Well.i’m tired of sitting on this roof, and you’ve probably figured out four ways to defeat that thing, and cook
giant frog-legs; so we might as well go bail
their asses out.
thank you.
HISSSSSSS.....
STAIRS
oh crap; we missed one.
slurp!
i’ll take that, thanks.
...and there’s a brush in my
bag, sweetie.
huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...