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Reputation Enhancement for Felis Domesticus
Rachel Amanda Pottinger (RAP)
Steven Andrew Wolfman (SAW)
Fauna NMI Xerxon (FX)
World’s most ravishing cat
Compare to 2nd most ravishing cat.
Interactive Digression:The Statistical Spot Check
Real NMI
Other cats
Alex stuck in cat door
Historically, cats were “f”s.
Anatomy of a Cat
legs
claws
ears
stature: 9”
Making Reputation Match Stature
stature: 9”Reputation: #67≠
Method (1 of 3)
Method (2 of 3)
Method (3 of 3)
Other Method (1 of 1)
Results: Success!!
stature: 9”
Reputation:
#4=
UGLY SICKLY FAKE
DEFEATEDBY MERE BABY
NO MATCHFOR THISTEXTBOX
AFRAID OF SMALL BIRDS RAVISHING
DOG
LOW RANKED…………………………
PATHETIC, EXTINCT LOSER
RELATED WORK
Conclusion
Acknowledgments
• Corin Anderson• Krzysztof Gajos• Zachary G. Ives (ZGI)• Jayant Madhavan• Samantha Michel• Donald J. Patterson
III (DJPIII)
• Andrew Petersen• PoCSci’03• Sarah Schwarm• Neil Spring• Tammy VanDeGrift
(TVDG)• Deepak Verma
The following people sucked up to our cat for research fame: