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Return Back to Homework
“I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-
without-each-other love!”~Carrie Bradshaw
• Occupation: Columnist for the New York Star, author of Sex and the City a book of her past columns
• Pets: Apple laptop
• Weaknesses: Mr. Big, cooking, Manolo Blahniks, cigarettes
• Status: Dating Mr. Big for the third and final time…Third times a charm!
• Passions: Cosmopolitans, New York, writing, crazy couture fashion, and her best friends
“I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says virgin. I have a
child. The jig is up.”~Miranda Hobbs
• Occupation: Partner at a Law Firm, mother to her son: Brady Hobbs
• Pets: Tabby cat named Fatty
• Weaknesses: Chocolate cake and smoldering black male doctors
• Status: Married to longtime boyfriend and father of her son: Steve Brady
• Passions: Running, watching Jules and Mimi on TiVo, star magazine, and her best friends
• Occupation: Saleswoman in an exquisite art gallery, donates time at art museums
• Pets: A Blue Ribbon winning King Charles spaniel named Elizabeth Taylor Goldenblatt
• Weaknesses: Latin gardeners, Tiffany & Co., bald Jewish lawyers, and Bunny
• Status: Married to her Jewish divorce attorney, Harry Goldenblatt; Divorced from Dr. Trey MacDougal
• Passions: Marriage, Home & Garden Magazine, and being with her best friends
“How we are in bed is how we are in life. I’ve never met a man who
is good at life but bad in bed.”~Samantha Jones
• Occupation: Personal Relations Executive for New York’s Finest
• Pets: Her very own rabbit
Weaknesses: Richard Wright, Pink, perfect, amazing, pearls, younger men
• Status: Finally tied down to the Absolute Hunk—Smith Jerrod
• Passions: Sexuality, Pilates, delivery boys, Fryers, the Birkin bag, and her best friends
“After a while, you just want to be with the one that
makes you smile” – Mr. Big“Hey pop-tart! What cha know,
who’d ya see, where’ve ya been? – Aiden Shaw
“You comic?”--Aleksandr Petrovsky
“Alrighty” –Trey MacDougal“Hey gorgeous.” –
Richard Wright
“Oh come on…I want a baby. It
would be fun!” –Steve Brady“I’m sorry. I can’t. Don’t
hate me.” –Jack Berger on a post-it
“I think it may be too late…he just said sex
was dirty!” –Harry Goldenblatt
“And when I’m done q-ballin here, I’m movin right over to
yours.” –Smith Jerrod
Carrie
Big Aiden BergerRussian
•Would call NY his home, but moved to Napa because he was “tired”.
•A self-made entrepreneur.
•Spends his leisure time golfing and listening to jazz
•Lives in the City, but would prefer to spend his time in up-state NY at his cabin
•Sells and makes his own furniture
•Spends his time with his dog Pete, and just being simply amazing
•Berger is a novelist.
•He loves his motorcycle, post its and collecting playing cards from the street’s of NY
•He is scared of Prada
•A.K.A. the Russian
•Originally from St. Petersburg Russia, Aleksandr now lives in NY and in Paris
•Famous artist from the 70’s
•He loves to spoil Carrie with nauseating romantic gestures
Miranda
Steve Robert
•Steve owns his own bar “Scout” named after his dog
•Steve is a fanatic of the NY Knicks.
•He loves basketball, his dog, his son, and Miranda
•Dr. Robert Leeds works for the NY Knicks.
•Loves “…a brother with an accent” and big giant cookies that say… ‘I Love You’
Charlotte
Harry Trey
•Partner at a prestigious Law Firm
•Was hired as Charlotte’s divorce attorney
•A Jewish man who is bald, hairy in all the wrong places, and chews with his mouth opened.
•Loves tea, and being in his birthday suit.
•A well-known cardiologist
•Comes from a very wealthy Irish background
•Nickname: Scooner
•Loves: His mother, Bunny
•Hates: Anything Mandarin
•Fears: His bed
Samantha
Smith Richard
•Originally a waiter at ‘Raw’
•Struggling actor and a recovering alcoholic
•Smith turned into the Absolute Hunk over night
•Loves to hold Samantha’s hand
•Hotel entrepreneur
•Luxurious lifestyle; flying to Brazil on his private jet
•Wines and dines his women, keeping things X-rated
•Known as a Playboy
•Loves sushi
“Puberty is just a phase. But 15 years of rejection is a lifestyle.” –Stanford
Blatch
That is the fourth person to stop and gush. I swear that dog’s getting cruised
more than me, and we are on the corner of gay
and gay.” –Anthony Marentino
•Stanford will always be Carrie’s plus one
•A dependable friend, and a great fashion consultant
•A.K.A. “Rick9plus”•Char’s former wedding planner
•Anthony is always the one Charlotte calls with fashion or dating advice
•He is very blunt, and loves being the devil’s advocate
Who Should Carrie Be With?
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Carrie's Men
UOP
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Who Should Carrie Be With?
Carrie's Men
UOP Voters
Mr. Big 800
Aiden Shaw 750
Jack Berger 200
Aleksandr Petrovsky 250
Total 2000