He who laughs last thinks slowest.W.D. Hasty

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to make us happy.

Connor Litton(Attributed to Benjamin Franklin, as well.)

I don't eat health foods at my age. I need all the preservatives I can get.

Charles Olmstead

I've reached the age when “happy hour”

is a nap.

Stan Funston

Do you realize 40 years from now little old ladies will be running around with tattoos

and rap music will be the Golden Oldies?

Laura Gooch

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

Charlie Cole

Great things happen when good people come together.

Paul Harris

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

William James

Life offers you nothing,except an opportunity to love and grow.

Paul Harris

Rotary is Fellowship. Real Fellowship is frank, spontaneous, full of warmth, and if

you want to gauge its depth you will find that it is the difference between “Mister”

and “Bill” — “Reverend” and “Jack.”

1914-15 Frank L. Mulholland (law), Rotary Club of Toledo, Ohio, USA.

Rotary Vision: Rotarians united as a brotherhood to promote the good of humanity.

When love is infused into our actions, we do not stop to question the time or

money we are sacrificing. We are inspired to do more, to give more.

Love is the motivating force behind all of Rotary’s best work.

2002-03 Bhichai Rattakul (pharmaceutical manufacturing), Rotary Club ofDhonburi, Bangkok, Thailand. Rotary vision: That each Rotary member, club,

and district Sow the Seeds of Love.

The time we take to serve those who need us can be the turning point,

not only in their lives but also in our own.

1980-81 Rolf J. Klärich (confectionary manufacturing), Rotary Club of Helsinki-Helsingfors, Finland.

Rotary vision: That its members Take Time to Serve — any time, anywhere —and make the organization work.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

Mary Raub

After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.

Don Rice

A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.

Proverbs 17:22 NLT