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THE BORN LOSERr ~Glf>.,DYS, THAT OOE.S IT! WE:. VE.

FINN.LY ~VEJ) UP moue,/-{MONE:.Y TO BUY I Wl-\~T

WE: 5Tf'..R.IE.D

~VING FOR.BALK IN1979!

by Art Sansom

- - - -- -----~----

by Art Sansom

NOT/-{ING! YOO

N(VER p.(,Rf£ TO

GIVE Mf... MY I

v . ~TOD'\Y Ir~ ~5 YE5TE.RD"YIT wtO

'7 $S U6T Wf£K.1T ~

~ WfQ $S!..:vST k1AAT f00 YW INTEND TO c:o IWIT1-\ ML TI1lSMDNe,y7 j-'1 ~~

.(~};

~I)

I He BORN LOSER

1-\('( FOp, MAY rI-\P-,VE FIVE. e~n:')~

HAUAH THE HORRlBl"::

~f.,VS F A MAN CAN Gi,AN£7'IHI~ AI A ~A~ Fo12 HOIJ12~,..

fUZZLe:

By Chris Browne

... WHY CAN'T H~ 6HOP WrfH ~ I::; WIFeI.-ON~g12 IriAN 16 MINUie.6 't

MISTER BOFFO by Joe Maztin

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By Mort Walker

WE'RE GOINGTHREE DUST CLOUP5

ANP TWO SPEEDLINES

~ ..•~T flOW 00 TI-\E.YKNOWWl-\~T

SiZe: TV We. Kf>..VE.?

-

by Art sansom

DyAn~nsom

r MUST BE. .,

(£1TI~(' <1&.TTE:.R. ...

ITU~1O&:'tNE. MINUTE Hi

by Art Sansom~ ~H~VE:N/T r TCX-D YOU A MllLlCN

ITf I'AES~T TO EXN:hE.RA."IE ?§

J~

50 MllfS ,AN HOUR?

by Art Sansom~ r ~ ~ ,

I'VE OCE.N~TI NG IN OCD \.JElL, mE.:RE'~ YOJR.. PROei£M!

FO~sevEN t»-.Y5me> t ~T\LL ! Dt~'T you KNOW"ffit\T ~€N

FEEL DRAINEt> \ I t»..Y~ IN BED f'AAK£~ ONe:§ WEAK?!~

THE BORN LOSER

THORNAPPLE!I!\

rHE BORN LOSERP'

1 JJ~T CAA'T 5j.{t\~E.m\~ e1JG,~.~TOtU. ...

BEETLE BAILEY

OUR 5PEEDOMETE~IS 8ROI<EN. 1-40WFAST DO YOU THIN/<WE'RE GOI NG,BEETLc~

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WIZARDOFID

~ATWA~THe ~eATe7T~UMMATroNyoU ~V~~

ClE-L./Vf:P.eti W

A oJU,"Y,peTTYr

WIZARD OF 10

By Brant parkerand Johnny Hin

By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart

BEETLE BAILEY

WE'RE HAVING AMEETING, CAROL,AND I NEED TWODOZEN 170ueHNUT6

BEETLE BAILEY

6TRANGf,r'M JU~T

NOTHUNGRYTODAY

~A! HA~ ANPHOW MANY FOR

THE OTHERPEOPLE~

BE6IDE5, J: DON'TLIKE ANY OF THI6

6TUFF

By Mort Walker

ANOTHER 170ZENWOULD DO IT

By Mort Walker

). 50 JU5T GIVE ME Il-I"iONe HELPING OF

J EVERYTHINGIiIJIJ;IQ

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WIZARD OF 10

-mE vlsm NC1

f'A'NT~ft- /S,

M£fC.G AG1A / N ,..

lMty DON'T

tbu POS~ foRA f'OHRtlITi

~,~?

By Brant Parker and Johnny Han

~I(ilyoueVf;~ ~'(

HOL.-r/,NrfJ IN

YOUR. 5ToMAvHfO~ TH~[;

we~S?

WIZARD OF 10

I"~

1,1 "ON6'flATU~ATION'I'"I YoU HAVG we lfeAltrANP THG 60C7Y Of A .1lf IfC.rr YeA It OL-/1!

~1

WIZARD OF 10

------------_ .. --By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart

BV Brant Parker and Johnny Hart

... IM DOINb THeWO({ ~ OF TWO M B"N

Aft..oUNC7 He~e!

-_eo.~ - _ --- "-e'_ --.-. _ -

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by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds-

BUr IF ~ W'T au? ~-IAEGI'~'T BY :30 PO~'T~ AF'TER

. ~/D BEA'TElJ OUR FIR~'T-WEa:ClF'POtJE»'TBY 60 PO~'T~ AtJD 'T~

POlL~'TER~ GIVE lJI;. ~IX FE'WE'RFR~'T -PLACE' VO'Te::~. . . .

P"CANUTS by Cheri •• M. SChulz

/2-ZZ

AND TJ.lEN,RIG~T AHE~

SCI100L TODAIf,

OUR CLASS /5GOING TO ROA5TWIENER5 ANDMARSHMALLOWS ..

EEKANDMEEK

1M REALLY AGAlt\lsr 11-\15

CASltvO GAMBUOO e,(Ll ~srA~ IS PRQPoSIf\)G...

TH~ CCDS H<,£Th.t) 10 OU6.IT's GO/U3'ID

PASS ••.

-- -._---------_.-ROSE IS ROSE

~~~.iT·~~.~~~\~.., ~P\.ICA IS ~.

By Pet Bl'lldy

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FOII.'ld 01 FORWORSEby Lynn Johnston

FOX 1IOT by Bill Amend

MOM, DAD, WOULD IT BEOle FoR ME To GET ANADVANcE oN MY ALLOWANCE:'

I

FOX 1IOT by Bill Amend

AN'!SUGGESTioNS?

\

RIGHT. THAT'S 52 WEEkS WITH

....J 'You AS HER BoYFRIEND •••52 WEEkS WITH 'You

AS A PIVoTAL PlAYER INHER LIFE ••• 52 WEEI<S WITH YoUAS THE CENTER oF HER EMd1'IoNAL

UNIVERS~. Cll;.

,G<~

LET'S SEE••

'You'VEBEEN

DATING foRONE YEAR,

RIGHT:'

/QlJ

PAIGE, ,",ELf ME ouT. ICAN'T DECIDE WHAT ToGET DENISE FoR ouRANNIVERSAR'f.\

• __ •••• ., £.I.a.&.1.~'J~--- -~---~~

3"3 .3"~ .3"5.I ,

WHAT A WDNDERfVl

ANNlV£RSMY &IFT,PE1tR - A kiSS FOREVERY DAY WE'VEBEEN lb&E1HER.

\.\0/.'\. 't'

&LAD

"lbU

LJICED

IT.

I

.-'cD,- ~.

--

NoT THAT"HouRS" oR

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THE BORN LOSER

~ 7rnoRNAPPl£, YOU'vE.~ IT ~utYOU!<FIC:JJ~ ~ roc RAMl~Z

KCOJ~T WE wr<a~!

by Art StInaom

r~\ ..mT~~T KaJf1\L(.H

(t\~€X (W~T!

By Brant Parker and Johnny Han

by Art StInaompo 'O:l po ~

C:OYOUREALIZE nus I~ nEFiFTH ~K.~ l~ FRIC»--Y?Dl\Y IN '" ~ YOJ'Vf.. EDILHED ~

~INGUP?WaL, tWAAT 00 YOO AAI£ 10 1Y-..Y~ '1OU~! Ii

~~z~!o

"~ ,(£"". r OlD '(~~

Soto\E~IN6 SEI.fI.N>~tS~GOOD.' 'flE.~ I':>1\\£~ .T~l\{\tlG .l,,"C¥.\lO"l" ~ OF ~ .'fIER'C Tt>.I...\(.\NG se.soN .'MUl"l"IPLE. TR\I'S

fROM~~£ll) ~\lL \r I\Ll!

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~.,

--- ---------------------By Brant Parker and Johnny H.rt

THE BORN LOSERyo ~

(11\ (.()t.(£R~t> ABOUTTH€~R1T'( (Jr M.Y1~~MEN5DUE.Tn m£·DEC.L.ININ~VN.J£

~ 'ffi£ DOU.~!

SHOE by Jeff MacNelly

CH..CHIEF, I Tl\INK 't'OO~WORRYINU N£E.[X£~LY ...

by Art =:iIanaom

THE: U6T I H£ARD IT W~

STIU- WORrH 100 c.err5

50 TJ.IE WINOOlL1.

FAC.TOR WILL MAKE IT FEEL

UKE 74 OVTTJ.IERE...

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----------------CALVIN AND II088ES by Bill Watterson

MOM SOI'tS IF I STI\'< UP I-\£REf=OR T'flCl \-looR'S. nlREE DA't5 to. W£E~.t \X:)~T "PONE 10 T~KE. AtII'(

LE'S50~C;. IHIS S\lMM~R.

CARL SA6AN SAYS TI-IERE ARE AHUNDRED 61LLlON STARS IN OUR6ALAXV,AND TIlERE ARE A~UNDREDBilliON GALAXIES,AND EAC~ 6ALAX'r' CONTAINSA ~UNDREDBILLIONSTARS ~SORT OF PUTS THIN65 IN

PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T ITC~ARLJE BROWN?

CURTIS by Ray Billingsley

HOW MANY 11ME17 DO

1. HA"e 'to 1ELL '(OU,C\l~'t\~'l

ONEDA,( 'fOu'~eGOING 'to COM&.10 Me ctUwlL.INGON 'fOUlt HAN~AND".!

....

....

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THE BORN LOSERr ~

WI~I-\ ME; HN'PY Bli~{"J.~D,A..V/C.KILD•.•

nus I~M.,ySlm'~DBIR'ffiO,A..V!

BLONDIE

by Art Sanaomr'

N.L MYetmD~Y5 ~rTWENT'{·fOORHOO~

by Young and Drake

Ii WAS so GOOD. I I-IAOiI-II=tEE' PIECES

BEETLE BAILEY

HOWLONG WILL.YOU &EGON~,51 R'?-

IT USUALl.YTAI<EG FOURHOU~GTO 170

IS HOL.E=

By Mort Walker

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"THEIR SALARIES PReALMOn fJLl R)R,K " '

I (Af.ST Uf.JD£RSrMD'Ut-IY CCU3R€.SS GETI'9JUJRt::fD I.R MR R:T<F:

11J!HE. BlJCGE,T

WHEN iJ.tREATENE~ ITeXPANI'S'TO FIF'TY 'TIM£~

ITS SIZE:

BvJlmDaYiI

GARF1n.D by Jim Davis

Chari.aM. SchutzPEANUTS

,~~' '. '!t .~i,' .;-"\.,~" c-t't

,Z·8 0 ,••.•U~ F-. .• SyndlCllle:lnc.,,' ,-,P."

t:

"F'

~:I, ,;;1 ;;;:';;l 'i! d'r,'~r'·,:,.' ;,:"'J' ." ;';',q/,,/."i:, ,,,,.,i··.r.: ,~~~.~.J,,;.i r

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HAGAR THf HORRIBLE

GINCe vJeVe E3S'E:NM,AJZ~15~J: FI@LJJZG "tbLJ'vG·6'A/NE:D 100POUN~ ANC7

YOlJ'v'~golJeHi'25 NeWBoAT6

Bv Chrla Browne

,riA, PIGtJl2l36 oilT ~e "~COMIt-J6

,0 A Nevv [x)A-r I t.lP WITH NeWffve/ZY 4 PotltJP6. 'I'IA'(6 To MAtLeMe- Feel, GUll:rY!

NIZARDOFID~--------- ------- ----- -- - ------'=-

By Brant Parker and Johnny Han

1J.l/7 MAN WA'7 TAKI~b HOM~ PRo~rJY

Of /HE: K'N~M fROM 1He: 5TA8L..E7

GARFIELD By Jim D.vla.~

~. ~

~.

II CANT DO THIS MATHPROBLEM .. IT 14A5 T14REE'S

AND FOUR'S IN IT ....

I CAN'T DO PROBLEMST14AT j.{AVE Tj.{REE'S AND

FOUR'S IN Tj.{EM ..

W~ATILL '(OU DOWI-4EN '(au GET

TO EI6l-4T'SAND NINE'S?

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WIZARDOFID

GARFIELD

I'M GOING TO THE. KliCHENTO BAKE. 'to t70ZE.N C.OOKIE.SI

By Brant Parker and Johnny Har t

BvJlm Davis

AND FIX lrlOURSE.LFA LITTLE. SOME.THINCs!

::stroE-- ------ --e-- ayW8IT MacN811y

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HoW M(){;ff I~iH~.~ ~ &ON~T~IC.Tofl.r

""-'" I READ -ruI\T TI\E AvtR.6GEOOUSEHOLD W~TQ\ES7 Yz

HOVRS OF i\' EVER'i t»-'(,

MOM'St-,'{S~E~T WATG\

l'J AT I\\.L WHILE

I'M ~T9:.\100L...

..$:) IF r GET \-lOME. AI3:00, I S\t)\JLD BE ABLE

m 'N~TC\i If SlRNG\.\t TIlL10:.3:),R\~T?

\

by Art Sansom

11

5HOE---

I'M CAlkINGIT It 0Al(.

~ -by Jeff MacHelly

A Me~C ~12I<~'C':

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SHOE

THE BORN LOSERpo ~GRmDMA ~ 5A.Y5 51-\E.~

39 Yf.J>..R.-::'OlD ... DOE.S TAAT

). ~D Rl(,l.{TTO

!'~~I

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

TON 1<:;0.-4.,- We­OFPfSFZ A

-rWO-FOf2-0NG&'INNerz

:sPeCIAl-

by Art Sansomp ~eDT REMf..N-&R, YOO AAVE. TO

MQTlPl Y TJ.IATBY ~vrnTO (£T

~E.R(>.(£ I~ I-\U~

/- YE:M:~~ ~ J;

By Dlk Brown.

ArJt'ILL..HAve: THE:

6AM~

FORTY· SEVEN __,'Io4OWCAN ""ERE

BE AN ODONUMBER?

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'fY1""nu vr IIJ ----------------..,bll'lly"'BUtWlan--t' "mer ana oIonnny "an

TANK McNAMARA

- --

FaX T-.r by Bill Amend,,- -WEll.. Irs TAI<fN

'TWo DAYS •••IBoT I'VE FINALLY

fl~ISHED •••,

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tlXTGAs J44M1LES . -

U)1aL

~

••• by Jim Unger

r.!lfto

••••••••• _ 2.2 •••••• "

ClOSE TO ••• by John McPherson

8·ZZ

Accurately ..-..- •••• ., till CIIIIIcrani Isa •••••••• ,..,.. pol ••••

"Take 4 eggs. No, better make it 6. Well,let's say 9. Beat these 11 eggs ... "

NATIONAL ENQtJJD:Il

CLOSETO HOME by John McPherson

"Could I •••••••••••• six or •••• extra air­sIckn •••••••• 1"

"Your weight is okay, but you"re too short forit.H

fit. tr\ON'rn OF SUNDAES,I PRESUME?

By Jeff M.cNeily

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PEANUTS

ASK '(OUR D06 IFHE WANTS TO COME

OUT AND PLA\( ..

I - D:\\\\\i\l.

- ~---- ---- ---_.~~..~_.. __ .__ ._-

WI76an ru: In

by Chari •• M. Schulz

TWO OUT O~THREE ..HEADS 60

o OUT..TAIL5, 5TA,(~ IN ... ONE MORE3' TIME ..• OKAI(, ONE~ MOR'E TIME ...

,.~

By Brant ParKer ana ••onnny n_n

BEETLE BAILEY

BEETLE, '10U'~E ONE OFTWO THINGG,ANC' 1CAN'T

C'ECIDE WHICH

BEETLE BAILEY

By Mort Walk ••.

YOU'RE fElTHER A FIR5T-RATE 1-10NOTHING OR A TENTH- RATE

SOMETHING

By Mort Walk ••

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...-

WIZARDOFID

HOW 170 You

AITo(l.N~Y7&GT PA(() i'

..~

------ .__--- I'TI---r-. I•.••I·-~---

OllAr, I W~OT~ AHATe: t.eTTett To TMe

~rN& ANI? t;,(?Ne17 IT

By Pat Brady

By Brant Parkir and JOhnny Man

BLONDIE

I'M ANSWERING THIS ~OODQUIZ, AND T~E FI~STQUESTION IS WHAT ~,. ~15 MY ~A'JO~ITe

MEA!. ... ~7-'~\:-~b

. I

A THICK JUICY ST~IPSTeAK,? L.ASAGNA?8AReEQUED RIBS? .•

• • T( ~

<1',

by Young and DrakeTHIS IS HOPEL.ESS.' I'veGO" 23 'T"I-IINGS INA TieFOR FII<S'" pL.ACe-~~

<i

WIZARDOFID

Ho w t.-o~(? HAVe :L 9EXN

IN Hf3~e, TUfl..t-lf'.eYf

--~ •••••••••••••• CATt. IMe

By BranrParker and Johnny Hart

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By Scott Aoams

DY ",nartes M. Schul:

5Tf\i"!5TtCSDON'T lIE,

DOGBE.RT. UNLESS BAD

J STATISTICSWENT TOJAIL - THENTIiE OTHERS

(. WOULD LlE.

o\;;;.I, .,.

50, '<OUR THE.ORY 15

e THAT WHEN CAREERoJ CRIMINALS ARE INi JAIL} OTHER PEOPLE~ COMMIT MORE. CRIMES

~ TO KEEP THE AVERAGE.;; UP, ..i•••

I GUESS MA\(6ETHEI{'RE RIGHT ..GOLF 15 A

G GAME OF.Jf lNC~ES ..'4

«.{~l:,:1'-~

;:£~;?6-13

DILBERT

I OPPOSE PUTTING CAREERCRIMINALS IN JAIL FORLIFE. THERE'S NOEVIDENCE. T~AT LONGER

S~NTENCES )REDUCE CRIME.

HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

THE:I2E? Wlf.,/... £3SA~IJT A TweNTY­

MINu,e WAIT

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DILBERT by Scott Adams

U5E.INK.

I

YOU'R.E Tl\'(lNGTO TRICK US

INTO QUInING)MEN'T YOU7

"E.I"\PLOYEE ELECTION TO

NOT RE5CIND TKEOf'P05ITE .ACTION OFDECLINING THE REVERSE ~

INCLINATION TO NOT DIS- jCONTIN UE. Er\PLOYI"\ENT •

WITH THE. ICOMPANY," I;

61

ALL EMPlOYEES

MU5T FILL OUTTHIS FOR.M.

)- ..•.

BLONDIEOI>6WOO'O, 'r'OU SIolOUL.DN''T"EAT PEANU'T"S~I~TtoJ=TER DINNER.'

~

t GIVE UP! 'r'OU DON'TUNOERST~D ~E !=lRST~ING ABoUT NUTRITION.'!J

by Young.nd G••.• h.r1 UNO&RSTAND~ING!SIoIE G.6JHEO TWO POUNDSOVER TIolE 1olOI..1 DA VS Ilt.ND

1 DIDN'T GAIN A ~ING

fOX TROT by Bill Amena

MEAI'ITlME

IT'S SPRM .•.\

&aaD fblI\&T.I PlDlMLY

9HoULDACOXJIoIT

FoR AIR1M'!M1URE.

/

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IFAMILYCIRCUS by Bil Ke:ane

. "No, I don't grade on a CUm. ••1t'11M CI •••• a••••••"

/ ---. ,•.. 0.......-, ...

AMYby Jack Tippit

-.

"The Bruisers$qlJeaked by ustoday ...72 to 7."

..•.

~'J -4J!l1rJw'

-nil ..., is ••••••••••.••••••• 17•• nlllS, •••.••• Is 147 •••••••• "

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't-lO,,··,;,·'.VIII O;~:-.: ••••=", .••~-----

~~ d~nf~rtunately, Bernice didn't read the wash~lAg ~nstructlons on her new blouse until shegot it home.

.••_ •••• ,. •••••••.•• e'lll f."

SQjw/li)~ . - '-"NlOmtEIl-I't &Dr>.ROIN8l..AT Mol!.£ "TI/AN I'Z."., NoR. A ~DE~ AT MO~

11fAN '9 %, BE." ,

CLOSE: TO HOME: by John McPherson

At ••••• to hulth-c:oMCioul customers,maar ......, doni ••••••••••• __ rs .•..-•....•....- .

"It cost $45, but you shoIIIdn't •••••• to., deodonat ••• 11IIIIIJOII',. 681"

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Deep down inside, Coach Knott had alwawanted to be a math teacher.

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WILL t«xJ HaPME. WITH NH

~1lME~1MlE5,­DfAR BROTHER?

"Go straight for 65 cents, left for a dime, then right for $1.10."

CLosE TO •••• by John MePherson-

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"Ed u,s this mobile is a necessity ifshe's going to have any chance of getting

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Farmer &b's VWittPle'Slrden is 20 feet wille ll:f~o feet lon'6. Calculate itsarea in 5q.uare footaC6e.

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There are times when being a whiz atphysics can be a deftnite drawback,

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"Something tells me that the IUJ in the roomabove me isn't doing so well."

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O --.~-CAPE COD 11MESPINION SANtDAY,_17,1_

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OPINION SUNDAY CAPE COD TIMESJANUARY 15, 1995

"I'M GOING Sf.40PPING. I'LL BE BACK IN A SIX-PACK'

• Q ~hy did NetJt say t.heQUESTION .. Contrac.t. ~jt.h. America

BO~ was cfle~ible.'? -B.R.,Buffalo

A. It would have to be .

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"Well, this f. Just gotng from bMI to worse."

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OPI NION SUNDAYCAPECODTIMESJANUARY 1, 1••

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OPINION CAPE COD TIMES

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1994