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ys[kd ds ckjs esa

fy[kus dk “kkSd cpiu ls jgk tks fojklr esa feyk] firk “kk;j

Fks] ek¡ dks Hkh fy[kus dk “kkSd Fkk! fQj le; ds lkFk cgrs gq,

Hkh fy[kuk tkjh jgk! ân; esa Hkko ;fn mM+rs i{kh dks ns[kdj

mBs] rks thus ds fy;s tw>rs yksxkas dks ns[kdj Hkh epys! Hkko]

“kCn cus vkSj “kCn] ^^Hkko&ygjh**

igpku dqN ugha] ;s “kCn gh igpku gS!

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iqLrd ds ckjs esa

fy[kus dk “kkSd cpiu ls Fkk! firk th “kk;j Fks] i=dkj Fks! ek¡

Hkh fy[krh Fkh!

thou dh mFky&iqFky] fQj iSlksaa dh raxh] foijhr

ifjfLFkfr;k¡] ijUrq budk ykHk feyk ys[ku dks] tks lR; ds vkSj

djhc yk;k! ân; ds Hkko] mM+rh fpfM+;k] thus dks tw>rs vke

vkneh] çÑfr lc ns[krs gq;s çHkkfor gksrs jgs!

cslgkjk balku fdruk eT+kcwr gksrk gS! vusd vk”kkvksa

dks] iyrs liuksa dks] var rd ikus dh ykylk] lc Hkkoksa dks

“kCnksa dk :i nsrs&nsrs ^^Hkko&ygjh** cu xbZ---------!

;gh igpku gS esjh & esjs “kCn!

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^^ljy dfor dhjfr foey lksb vknjfga lqtku!

lgt c;j fcljkbZ fjiq tks lqfu djfga c[kku!!**

& egkdfo rqylhnkl

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nks “kCn

^^Hkko & ygjh** & esa “kCnksa us dfork dk :Ik ysrs gq;s thou ls

tqM+h vfHkO;fä;ksa dks vusd :iksa esa çdV fd;k gSA

eu esa mBrs Hkko] vius vkl&ikl ds lR; esa dYiuk

fy;s thou ds lq[k&nq%[k] la?k’kZ] çse] leiZ.k] R;kx] Hkfä]

laosnuk] Øks/k] vkfn dk O;ogkj fy;s çrhr gksrs gSaA blesa vusd

dfork,¡ igys esjh çdkf”kr ^^rq’kkfjdk** ls yh gS] tks vusd

vk¡[kksa ls vks>y jgh! vU; vçdkf”kr o uohu gSaA

& oh-,y-“kekZ

fT+kUnxh fdl dn+j fleV tkrh gS gels iwfN;s]

geus dbZ “kga”kkgksa ds eT+kkj ns[ksa gSa!

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vkHkkj

eSa vkHkkj çdV djrh gw¡ vius ekrk&firk dk] ftUgksaus eq>s og

Lusg] I;kj fn;k] tks fu%LokFkZ Fkk! muls ns”kçse] O;fäçse] n;k

lh[kh!

bl ns”k dk vkHkkj gS tgk¡ eSaus thou fcrk;k] viuh

igpku ikbZ!

bl lekt dk vkHkkj gS] ftlesa eq>s Hkko feys] Hkkoksa

us “kCn fn;s!

bl çÑfr dk] ftlus Hkkoksa dks tUe fn;k!

vkSj vkHkkj lcls vf/kd ml Hkxoku dk] ftlus eq>s

dHkh gkjus u fn;k!

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“kqHkdkeuk,¡

esjs lkFk lnk ls “kqHkdkeuk,¡ jgha] vk”khokZn ds :i esa esjs

ekrk&firk dh] vkSj mu fe=kas dh tks esjs lq[k&nq%[k esa esjs lkFk

jgs] rFkk esjs cPpksa dh tks lnk eq>s çksRlkfgr djrs jgs!

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lefiZr

lefiZr gS esjs ns”kokfl;ksa] fo”ookfl;ksa ds

Hkkoe; ân;ksa dks-----------

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dfork & lwph

Ø- dfork i`’B Ø-

01 txex&txex T;ksfr ty mBh 01

02 cuk u miou ;g lalkj 02

03 lk{kkRdkj 03

04 eSa vke vkneh 04

05 gkFk dh js[kk,¡ 05

06 nso xaxk 06

07 uohurk 07

08 vga czãkfLe 08

09 lcz dk ck¡/k 09

10 Hkw[k 10

11 vkink 11

12 ehjk 12

13 ;gh lR; gS 13

14 ghjk 14

15 o`{k cuksxs 15

16 vkjke dk {k.k 16

17 cknyksa is fy[kh dgkuh 17

18 uke 18

19 mi;qä le; 19

20 cQZ ls nch pksfV;k¡ 20

21 lhek,¡ 21

22 ?kj 22

23 nks vkRek,¡ 23

24 ifFkd 24

25 csclh 25

26 “kwU; 26

27 D;k fy[kw¡ \ 27

28 fQ¶Vh MkWylZ bu ou :iS;k 28

29 vfeV vkSj mT+Tkoy eqLdku 30

30 vc rks >yd fn[kkvks 31

31 foLFkkfir 33


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32 ç”u fpUg \ 34

33 gk;! lhrk cgqr jksbZ gksxh 35

34 cgqewY; dehT+k 38

35 Hkko 40

36 yksx 41

37 Hkw[kh gw¡ dqN [kkus dks nks 42

38 vk”kk 44

39 LoIk~u 45

40 ;{k mokp 47

41 fc[kjs yEgsa 48

42 ok;q rks ok;q gS 49

43 u ck¡Vksa [k.Mkas esa {ks= dks 50

44 uhM+ 51

45 nwj f{kfrT+k ls 53

46 rw gh rw 55

47 jsr ds egy 57

48 vkbZ clar 58

49 tc cw¡ns /kjrh ij iM+rh 60

50 vulquh jg gh xbZ 61

51 ifj.kke ;q) ds 62

52 ekuork dks tks ;w¡ fuxys] oks nkuork dSlh gS! 63

53 ujsUnz eksnh uke gSa 66

54 dye dh L;kgh 68

55 ,d dne 69

56 dsnkjukFk =kLknh 71

57 pedsxk Hkky fgekyk 73

58 fpfM+;k 74

59 Bqedh pyh js 75

60 dgk¡ ls eSa ykÅ¡ \ 76

61 ohjksa dks :yk;k tkrk gS! 77

62 ;s xksyh 78

63 ,d ns”k ds flikgh dh O;Fkk 80

64 uo fnol 82

65 vkvks vkdj LoxZ cuk nks 83

66 ukS&nl cjl ds Hkw[ks cPps 84

67 vokchy 86


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68 nch iqLrdsa 87

69 yrk eaxs”kdj 88

70 ge Hkh balk gh Fks 89

71 eSa gw¡ fogax 91

72 uUgs rkjksa 93

73 lk¡> <ys ?kj vk tkuk 94

74 fgUnh ls I;kj djks 95

75 uo ys[ku 96

76 thfor gw¡ 97

77 ckny xjts meM+&?kqeM+ 98

78 bl ns”k dh ikou /kjrh dk

guu ugha ge ueu djs!

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79 gekjs Hkkjr dk lqdjkr egkRek&xk¡/kh 101

80 dg x;s lar] xq: vkSj Kkuh 103

81 Hkkjr ekrk dh t; cksyks 105

82 yx xbZ fdldh uT+kj 107

83 cPpk 109

84 ^^lR;eso t;rs** cksyks 111

85 yky cgknqj “kkL=h 113

86 I;kjk Hkkjr 115

87 ,d gh ek¡ ds nks csVs 117

88 fj;ks&fM&tusfj;ks 119

89 ukjh dks ukjh dk nq”eu 121

90 uj&ukjh 122

91 eksdks dkSu lk ?kj 123

92 ek¡ 124

93 ek¡ rks cl ek¡ gksrh gS! 125

94 x+T+kys & vkf”k;k¡ 126

95 “kh”kk&,&tke tc ;w¡ Nydus yxk 127

96 fT+kUnxh dh gdhdr 128

97 rUgk tgk¡ esa vk, Fks 129

98 lek¡ cqjk gks rks 130

99 fny ls ;kn fd;k 131

100 can gS lc f[kM+fd;k¡ 132

101 thus ds uke ij 133

102 rqe fdlh eqdke 134


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103 cgds tT+ckr 135

104 eafT+ky cny xbZ 136

105 barT+kkj jgrk gS 137

106 vkt fQj ue gqbZ vk¡[ksa 138

107 vc Fkd dj pwj gq;s gSa 139

108 mez ds bl eqdke ij 140

109 pyksa pydj vyfonk dg ysa 141

110 pksV yxs rks pqHku gksrh gS! 142

111 Hktu gs czãk] fo’.kq] egs”k 143

112 jk/kk] Ñ’.k dh nhokuh 144

113 rqe gedks u fcljkuk 145

114 esjs Hkxou 146

115 gs Ñ’.kk 147

116 t; ekrk oS’.koh 148

117 gss nsoh vEcs ek¡ 149

118 rsjs mPp;k¡ igkM+k foPkksa 150

119 rsjk lks.kk tsgk eanj cukoka 151

120 Hkokuh vEcs ek¡ 152

121 vk x;s ckck jke nso 154

122 gs f”ko “kEHkw tkxks 156

123 Å¡ ue% f”kok; 157

124 cksyks gfj cksyks] Ñ’.kk&Ñ’.kk cksyks 158

125 egy ijk;s us 159

126 uky jouxs vk”kh’k lkMs 160

127 bd jksrh gksj 161

128 nks igyw 163

129 nksgs 164

130 nksgs 165


Hkko ygjh

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txex&txex

T;ksfr ty mBh

n txex&txex T;ksfr ty mBh]

nhi f”k[kk eu efUnj dh!

djs vB[ksfy;k¡&cts uojax]

mYykl Hkjs e/kqj feyu dh!

fjef>e&fjef>e es?k Fks cjls]

iFk&iFk e`nax ls xaqftr Fkk!

jRu tfM+r T;ksa uHk pedk Fkk]

fpV[kh dfy;k¡ f[kyk x;k Fkk!

fNis es?k mj esa Hkj “kcue]

ykspu >ids LoIu Hkjs!

vk”kk dk nhid ty mBk Fkk]

?ku?kksj fujk”kk nwj gqbZ!

txex&txex T;ksfr ty mBh]

nhi f”k[kk eu eafnj dh!!

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oh-,y- “kekZ

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cuk u miou ;g lalkj

¼ns”k ds gkykr½

n ;gh vjeku Fks bl fny esa]

bd liuksa dk gksxk lalkj!

Qwy f[kysaxs gj bd iFk esa]

pgq¡ vksj gksxk oanuokj!

Hkwyasxs ge nq%[k fQj lkjs]

dHkh u VwVsaxs LoIu gekjs!

,d vfLrRo esa gksds foyhu]

dbZ mnkgj.k cu tk,¡xs!

fu%LokFkZ I;kj ;w¡ Hkjk jgsxk]

LoIu fc[kj ugha ik,¡xs!

ijUrq foMEcuk ns[kks Hkkjh]

lHkh gSa jkgsa ij ugha gS jkgh!

egds Qwyksa esa egd ugha gSa]

thou esa tks clar ugha gSa!

dSls thou dk gS migkj]

cuk u miou ;g lalkj!!

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Hkko ygjh

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lk{kkRdkj

n fnu&jkr lksrs&tkxrs]

djrs jgs lk{kkRdkj!

/kwi ls] NkWo ls]

Hkw[k ls] I;kl ls]

cknyksa ls cnyrs Hkko ls]

rukoksa esa Nyrss mYykl ls]

fj”rksa ds Hkze tky ls]

lR; dks ikjn”khZ djrs]

e`xr`’.kk fy;s HkVdrs!

okLrfodrk ds lkxj esa]

vfXu ijh{kk nsrs jgs!

gksrs jgs ykpkj]

djrs jgs lk{kkRdkj!!

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oh-,y- “kekZ

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eSa vke vkneh

n tUe vke vkneh lk]

lHkh ekuo vax fy,!

jDr d.kksa ls ;qDr]

fujarj çokfgr Lianu fy,!

efLr’d fopkjksa ls ;qDr]

,d igj chrk çse esa!

fQj dc foHkktu gqvk]

jax&tkfr&/keZ&{ks= esa!

vn`”; ca/kuksa dh ihM+kvksa esa]

fleVrk x;k thou pØO;wg esa]

ckgj nyny ls fudyus dks NViVkrk]

ij /kalrk x;k cslgkjk]

dhV&Hk{kh lqUnj ikS/kksa ds vkd’kZ.k esa]

cukrk fuokyk vk”okluksa dk]

lekIr gksrk jgk] eSa [kqn dks <w¡<rk jgk!!

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Hkko ygjh

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gkFk dh js[kk,¡

n dgrs gSa js[kk,¡ Hkfo’; crkrh gS]

ftruh xgjh mruk lq[k]

ftruh dVh mruk nq%[k!

eSa çkr% ik¡p cts mBdj] jkr dh nky dh jksVh [kkdj]

VwVh pIiy dks ck¡/k ik¡o ?klhVrk]

eT+knwjh feyus dh ykylk esa]

lM+d ds fdukjs nwljksa ds lkFk [kM+k]

fcdus dks rS;kj çrh{kk esa jr jgrk!

dy dke u feyk “kk;n vkt feys]

;gh lksprk gkFk dh js[kk,¡ ns[krk!

fQj chekj ek¡&cPps dks ljdkjh vLirky dh]

yEch ykbu esa [kM+k dj]

fudyrk dqN vkt [kkus dk tqxkM+ djus]

vkSj fQj nky&pkoy [kkdj]

d’V Hkqykus dHkh rEckdw pckrk!

dHkh FkSyh dk nq%[k ekj ikuh]

blh vk”kk ls vc uhan vk,xh]

vkSj fQj js[kk,¡ ns[krk]

esjs gkFk dh js[kk,¡ cgqr xgjh]

dgrs gSa js[kk,¡ Hkfo’; crkkrh gS]

ftruh xgjh mruk lq[k]

ftruh dVh mruk nq%[k!!


oh-,y- “kekZ

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nso xaxk

n inkZ vukofjr djrs gh]

>jks[kksa ls tkyh dk lhuk phj]

dgk¡ :d ikbZ pk¡nuh ços”k dj xbZ]

vkSj “kq) dj xbZ nsg]

Hkhx x;k ru&eu]

r`Ir gqvk gj vax!

“osr ikjn”khZ “khry Li”kZ]

iqyfdr dj x;k!

“osr pknj vks<+dj]

vkRek Hkh Luku dj x;h]

nso xaxk esa ugk vlhe vkuUn ik xbZ]

pk¡nuh&pk¡nuh dj x;h!!

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Hkko ygjh

7

uohurk

n uo thou dh]

uo dYiuk dh]

uo fufeZr lans”k fy;s]

uo çHkkr dh uo T;ksfr lh]

uo n`’Vk ds us= fy,!

Hkwe.My ls rkjkxzg rd]

uonhid ls tys gq,!

uo fuekZ.k gqvk rc mj esa]

lgt gh dqN ladsrksa ls]

Hkjh uohurk rueu esa fQj]

uohu gq, ;s ty vkSj Fky]

uo xhrkas ls cus gkj fQj

QSys nwj xxu rd!!

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oh-,y- “kekZ

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vga czãkfLe

n eSa] rqe] ge]

bu lc ls Åij]

vga czãkfLe ds lkj dks]

le>us dh pkgr!

bu ca/kuksa ls eqä gks]

varfj{k ds foLr`r lkxj esa]

fopj.k djus dh yyd]

lrjaxh banz/kuq’kh >wys esa >wyrs]

can us=ksa ls]

vUreZu dh vlhe jks”kuh ls]

pdkpkSa/k]

lR;e~] f”koe~] lqUnje~]

ds fgyksjs ysrs]

çpaM osx ls c<+rs]

ml iFk ij]

tgk¡ u eSa] u rqe] u pkgr]

dsoy czã! dsoy czã!!

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Hkko ygjh

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lcz dk ck¡/k

n xqe&lqe lk lek¡]

ohjku lk tgk¡!

eu eas mBrs gT+kkj coaMj]

lgs tkrs T+kekus ds flre!

gn ls tc xqT+kj tk;sxk]

lcz gekjk]

rks VwV tk;sxk ck¡/k!

cgk ys tk;sxk]

lc fj”rksa dks lax]

;s lcz dk ck¡/k]

fQj ck¡/k u ik;sxk]

dksbZ ck¡/k]

tc cgsxk lcz dk ck¡/k!!

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oh-,y- “kekZ

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Hkw[k

n Hkw[k] flQZ jksVh dh ugha]

dqN vkSj Hkh gS~!

nky&jksVh dh Hkw[k]

gj “k; nqfu;k dks ikus dh!

uke ;”k nkSyr dh]

fQj pkgus okyksa dh]

dHkh u r`Ir gksrh]

c<+rh tkrh] fQj eq¡g fp<+krh!

ekuksa iwNrh & gS ne rqeeas\

feVk ikvksxs D;k dHkh rqe\

“kk¡r dj ikvksxs D;k dHkh rqe\

“kk;n ugha] dHkh Hkh ugha]

;s rks rk mez lkFk jgsxh ;s Hkw[k!! W


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