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4/24/2 Left inside tire almost needs Left inside tire almost needs replacementreplacement

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inside

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9/279/27 Something loose in cockpit.Something loose in cockpit.

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8/168/16 Dead bugs on windshield.

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Live b

ugs on

backo

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4/124/12 Evidence of leak on right landing gear.

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5/85/8 Aircraft handles funny.

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6/306/30 Number 3 engine missing.

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2/212/21 Mouse in cockpit.

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Cat in

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Dear God, Dear God,

Hope you got the letter, and I Hope you got the letter, and I pray you can make it better pray you can make it better down here.down here.I don’t mean a big reduction I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer.in the price of beer.But all the people you made in But all the people you made in your image - see them starving your image - see them starving on on their feet?their feet?‘‘Cause they don’t get enough to Cause they don’t get enough to eat from God.eat from God.I can’t believe in youI can’t believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you Dear God, sorry to disturb you but . . . but . . . I feel that I should be heard loud I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. and clear. We all need a big reduction in We all need a big reduction in amount of tears. amount of tears. All the people you made in your All the people you made in your image see them fighting in the image see them fighting in the street?street?‘‘Cause they can’t make opinions Cause they can’t make opinions meet about God.meet about God.

I can’t believe in youI can’t believe in you

Did you make disease and Did you make disease and the diamond blue?the diamond blue?Did you make mankind after Did you make mankind after we made you?we made you?And the devil, too!And the devil, too!

Dear God, Don’t know if Dear God, Don’t know if you’ve noticed but Your name you’ve noticed but Your name is on a lot of quotes in this is on a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans book, and us crazy humans wrote it you should wrote it you should take a look.take a look.

And all the people you made And all the people you made in your image still believing in your image still believing that junk is true.that junk is true.

Well, I know it ain’t and so do Well, I know it ain’t and so do you, you, Dear God.Dear God.

I can’t believe in . . . I can’t believe in . . . I don’t believe in . . .I don’t believe in . . .

I won’t believe in heaven and I won’t believe in heaven and hell, no saints, no sinners, no hell, no saints, no sinners, no devil as well.devil as well.

No pearly gates, no thorny No pearly gates, no thorny crowns, you’re always letting crowns, you’re always letting us humans down. us humans down.

The wars you bring, the babes The wars you bring, the babes you drown. Those lost at sea you drown. Those lost at sea and never found.and never found.

And it’s the same the whole And it’s the same the whole world round. The hurt I see world round. The hurt I see helps to compound the helps to compound the Father, Son and Holy Ghost is Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody’s unholy hoax.just somebody’s unholy hoax.

And if you’re up there you’d And if you’re up there you’d perceive that my heart’s here perceive that my heart’s here on my sleeve.on my sleeve.

If there’s one thing I don’t If there’s one thing I don’t believe inbelieve in

It’s you,It’s you,

Dear GodDear God

““Dear God”Dear God”Sarah McLachlanSarah McLachlan

Evil – a word we use to describe something that causes pain or trouble

3131 God saw all that he had made, and it was God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day. was morning-the sixth day.

Genesis 1Genesis 1

1313When tempted, no one should say, "God is When tempted, no one should say, "God is tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by tempting me." For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; evil, nor does he tempt anyone;

James 1James 1

4444 I am the LORD your God; consecrate yourselves I am the LORD your God; consecrate yourselves and be holy, because I am holy. and be holy, because I am holy.

Leviticus 11Leviticus 11

If God exists, God is All-good and All-powerful.If God exists, God is All-good and All-powerful.

If God is All-powerful , then He could destroy evil.If God is All-powerful , then He could destroy evil.

If God is All-good, then He would want to If God is All-good, then He would want to destroy evil.destroy evil.

Evil has not been destroyed.Evil has not been destroyed.

Therefore, there is no All-good, All-powerful God.Therefore, there is no All-good, All-powerful God.

BUTBUT

If God exists, God is All-good and All-powerful.If God exists, God is All-good and All-powerful.

If God is All-powerful , then He could destroy evil.If God is All-powerful , then He could destroy evil.

If God is All-good, then He would want to If God is All-good, then He would want to destroy evil.destroy evil.

Evil has not been destroyed.Evil has not been destroyed.

Therefore, there is no All-good, All-powerful God.Therefore, there is no All-good, All-powerful God.

BUTBUT yetyet

3535Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? nakedness or danger or sword? 3636As it is written: As it is written:    "For your sake we face death all day long;    "For your sake we face death all day long;        we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered."        we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered." 3737No, in all these things we are more than conquerors No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. through him who loved us. 3838For I am convinced that For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, 3939neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Romans 8Romans 8

1818I consider that our present sufferings are not worth I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us.