south sspark - 16x06 - i should have never gone ziplining.asap.english.c.orig

8/2/2019 South SsPark - 16x06 - I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining.asap.English.C.orig

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100:00:00,000-->00:00:02,310"SouthPark:S16E06""Ishouldhavenevergoneziplining"Originalairdate18April,2012

200:00:02,310-->00:00:06,526Sync&correctionsbyMaxiZephyrwww.addic7ed.com

300:00:07,613-->00:00:09,211?I'mgoin'downtosouthpark

400:00:09,211-->00:00:10,917?Gonnahavemyselfatime

500:00:10,917-->00:00:12,879?Friendlyfaceseverywhere

6

00:00:12,879-->00:00:13,911?Humblefolkswithout

700:00:13,980-->00:00:14,602?Temptation

800:00:14,602-->00:00:15,668?I'mgoin'downtosouthpark

900:00:15,736-->00:00:17,503

?Gonnaleavemywoesbehind

1000:00:17,572-->00:00:19,071?Ampleparkingdayornight,

1100:00:19,140-->00:00:20,339?Peoplespouting,"howdy,

1200:00:20,408-->00:00:21,373?Neighbor"

1300:00:21,442-->00:00:22,775?I'mheadin'downtosouthpark

1400:00:22,844-->00:00:24,610?GonnaseeifIcan'tunwind

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2/40

00:00:24,679-->00:00:25,744?Murpphmmmphmmphmmmphmrrr

1600:00:25,813-->00:00:27,179?Mffmrmmph!Murpphmmmphmmph

1700:00:27,248-->00:00:28,514?Mmmphmrrrmffmrmmph!

1800:00:28,583-->00:00:29,515?Socomeondowntosouthpark,

1900:00:29,584-->00:00:30,936?Andmeetsomefriendsofmine

2000:00:38,095-->00:00:40,392Kyle,Kyle,Kyle!

21

00:00:40,392-->00:00:42,659FouryoungboysinColorado,

2200:00:42,728-->00:00:44,394areonatripfromhell.

2300:00:44,463-->00:00:46,633Ahhh,Ican'ttakeit!

2400:00:46,633-->00:00:48,908

Somebodyhelpus.

2500:00:48,908-->00:00:50,678Trappedinanunforgiving

2600:00:50,678-->00:00:52,623mountainwildernesswithnowayout.

2700:00:52,623-->00:00:54,022Ahhh.

2800:00:54,091-->00:00:55,606Thefourthgradersareina

2900:00:55,606-->00:00:57,095nightmaretheycannotescape.

30


3/40

00:00:57,775-->00:01:00,045Wewerestuck,wewerecompletelystuck.

3100:01:00,716-->00:01:01,448Kyle,hurry!

3200:01:01,516-->00:01:03,569Kyle,wakeup,yougotto

3300:01:03,569-->00:01:04,902wakeup,Kyle!

3400:01:04,971-->00:01:07,661Thefourelementaryschoolboys,

3500:01:07,661-->00:01:09,234anordinarydaybecomes

3600:01:09,234-->00:01:10,641adescentintomadness

3700:01:10,641-->00:01:12,075ontonight'sepisodeof

3800:01:12,075-->00:01:14,392"Ishouldhavenevergoneziplining."

39

00:01:20,441-->00:01:21,903Help,we'retrap.

4000:01:21,903-->00:01:26,873Wehavetogetoutofhere.

4100:01:29,479-->00:01:31,342It'sthelastdayofspringbreak.

4200:01:31,342-->00:01:33,242

andalloverthesmallmountaintownofSouthPark

4300:01:33,242-->00:01:37,094studentsaretryingtohaveasmuchfunaspossible.

4400:01:37,703-->00:01:39,551


4/40

For10-year-oldStanMarshand

4500:01:39,551-->00:01:41,584hisfriendsKyle,EricandKenny,

4600:01:41,653-->00:01:44,291thelastdayhascometoosoon.

4700:01:44,291-->00:01:45,569Wereallyspentthewhole

4800:01:45,569-->00:01:46,734springbreakwatchingTVand

4900:01:46,734-->00:01:47,833playingXbox,youknow.

5000:01:47,833-->00:01:49,950

So,wewantedtogooutanddosomethingreallyadventurous.

5100:01:49,950-->00:01:51,603Wecangotothecitypool

5200:01:51,603-->00:01:52,535theyhaveawaterslide.

5300:01:52,604-->00:01:54,199

NoI'mnotgettingintothe

5400:01:54,199-->00:01:55,345poolwithKennyhehasherpes.

5500:01:55,345-->00:01:56,699What?Lookathislips.

5600:01:56,699-->00:01:57,743

You'vegotherpes,dude.

5700:01:57,822-->00:01:59,356Idon'thaveherpes.It'sacoldsore.

5800:01:59,356-->00:02:01,810Yeah,coldsoreiswhat


5/40

girlscallitKenny.

5900:02:01,810-->00:02:02,867It'sactuallyherpes.

6000:02:02,867-->00:02:04,600Comeonguys,thedayiswastingaway.

6100:02:04,600-->00:02:06,215Whatwouldbesomethingreallycoolwecando.

6200:02:06,215-->00:02:09,084Andthenlike,outofnowheresomebodycameupwiththeideaof

6300:02:09,084-->00:02:09,869ziplining.

6400:02:09,869-->00:02:12,342Yeah,zipliningthatcouldbereallycool.

6500:02:12,342-->00:02:14,428We'vedefinitelynotdonethatbefore.

6600:02:14,343-->00:02:16,197Ithink,thereisaplacejustoutsideoftown.

6700:02:16,197-->00:02:17,893IwillseeifmyUncleJimbowilldropusoff.

6800:02:17,893-->00:02:19,415Cool,ziplining.

6900:02:19,415-->00:02:21,467Ziplining.Hellya.

7000:02:22,521-->00:02:23,843Within30minutes,

7100:02:23,843-->00:02:26,473theboysaregettingaridetothezipliningoutfield


6/40

7200:02:26,473-->00:02:28,283fromStan'suncleJimbo.

7300:02:29,226-->00:02:31,589Wewereinagoodmood,justjokingaroundyouknow,

7400:02:31,589-->00:02:33,220mostlyakingfunofKenny'sherpes.

7500:02:33,220-->00:02:35,891SeeKenny,youhaveherpesdude.

7600:02:35,891-->00:02:36,963Ialmosttouchedit

7700:02:43,745-->00:02:44,704Didyouhearthatguys.

7800:02:44,704-->00:02:46,306Kennysaysit'sjustafeverblister.

7900:02:46,306-->00:02:47,910Yousoundlikeachick,Kenny.

8000:02:47,910-->00:02:48,770That'sherpes,dude.

8100:02:48,770-->00:02:50,070Youhavethatuntilyoudie.

8200:02:50,138-->00:02:52,028It'stheidealspringbreakgetaway

8300:02:52,028-->00:02:53,418withfriendsandlaughter.

84

00:02:57,806-->00:03:00,477Hey,youguyshereforthe2:00o'clockzipliningtour.

8500:03:00,477-->00:03:00,976Ya.

8600:03:01,045-->00:03:01,877


7/40

Alright.

8700:03:01,946-->00:03:03,887Letmegetyousomehelmetsandsomegearand

8800:03:03,887-->00:03:06,218we'llgetupthereandhitthatfreshnarnar.

8900:03:06,218-->00:03:07,999Andsotheyputusintheseharnessesandhelmets.

9000:03:07,999-->00:03:09,900I--Ithinkthat'swhenwestartedrealizing

9100:03:09,900-->00:03:12,149

"Oh,wow.Thisisactuallyprettydangerous."

9200:03:12,149-->00:03:14,874Alright.Youguyslookreadytozipline.

9300:03:14,874-->00:03:15,728Ya.

9400:03:15,728-->00:03:17,574

Okay,justfollowmetothewaitingroom

9500:03:17,574-->00:03:19,085andwe'llhaveyoutakeaseatwiththeothers.

9600:03:23,950-->00:03:25,529Andwewerelike,"Others."

97

00:03:25,529-->00:03:27,051Wehavetodowiththisotherpeople.

9800:03:28,039-->00:03:28,725Hi,there.

9900:03:28,725-->00:03:29,493Hello.


8/40

10000:03:29,493-->00:03:30,429Hi.

10100:03:30,429-->00:03:32,903Theboyshavejustmadeasoberingdiscovery.

10200:03:32,903-->00:03:34,646For10-year-oldStanMarsh,

10300:03:34,646-->00:03:36,592therealizationthathewillbewitha

10400:03:36,592-->00:03:38,259tourgrouphascausedhis

10500:03:39,061-->00:03:39,790

adrenalglandtoslowdown.

10600:03:39,790-->00:03:42,368Theaveragehumanactsacertain

10700:03:42,368-->00:03:44,848waywhensurroundedbyfriendsandfamily.

10800:03:44,848-->00:03:47,679

Butinatourgroupthebrainhasto

10900:03:47,679-->00:03:49,817workovertimeactingniceand

11000:03:49,817-->00:03:52,062pretendingtocareaboutpeopleonthetour.

11100:03:52,062-->00:03:53,758

Hey,howareyou?

11200:03:53,758-->00:03:55,841Good,howareyou?

11300:03:55,841-->00:03:57,908So,thenwesittherefor


9/40

11400:03:57,977-->00:03:58,875like30minutes.

11500:03:58,944-->00:04:00,645Becausewehavetowaitforthiscouplewhoisrunninglate.

11600:04:00,645-->00:04:03,500Alrightourlastziplinersarehere.

11700:04:03,500-->00:04:05,489Sorry,wemadeyouwaiteverybody.

11800:04:05,489-->00:04:07,251InsideKyle'smouth

11900:04:07,251-->00:04:09,361

themusclescontracttoforceasmile.

12000:04:09,361-->00:04:12,713Eventhoughinhisbrain,Kyleisthinking,"Dude

12100:04:12,713-->00:04:13,444****You.

12200:04:13,444-->00:04:14,404

Wedon'tmind.

12300:04:14,404-->00:04:17,074Noweveryonewasthere,wethoughtthingswillstartgettingfun

12400:04:17,074-->00:04:18,992butthat'swhenwehadtowatchthis

12500:04:18,992-->00:04:19,803

safetyvideo.

12600:04:19,803-->00:04:23,123WelcometoBackcountryAdventures.

12700:04:23,123-->00:04:24,552Hey,there,Michael.


10/40

12800:04:24,552-->00:04:26,066Heythere,Michael.

12900:04:28,356-->00:04:32,573ItwasIdon'tknow10maybe15minutesofpurehell.

13000:04:34,882-->00:04:37,680Oh,anddon'tforgettotakeinthenar.

13100:04:37,680-->00:04:39,852Backtoyou,Michael.

13200:04:39,852-->00:04:40,958Thanks,Michael.

13300:04:40,958-->00:04:42,624

Anybodyhaveanyquestions?

13400:04:42,693-->00:04:44,493No.

13500:04:44,561-->00:04:47,058Ihaveaquestion.

13600:04:47,058-->00:04:48,399Couldwereviewthebestwaysto

13700:04:48,399-->00:04:50,165holdtheropeagain.

13800:04:50,234-->00:04:51,933Really,you'regoingtomake

13900:04:52,002-->00:04:53,252uslistentoitagain,because

14000:04:53,252-->00:04:54,651youcouldn'tunderstand,really?

14100:04:54,720-->00:04:57,267Let'sgetoutthereandgetzipping.

14200:04:57,267-->00:04:58,325


11/40

JesusChrist.

14300:04:58,325-->00:04:59,426Finally.

14400:04:59,426-->00:05:01,744Theboysthinktheirordealisover.

14500:05:01,744-->00:05:03,465Butwhattheydon'trealize

14600:05:03,465-->00:05:06,740isthatthingsareabouttogofrombadtoworse.

14700:05:06,740-->00:05:08,940Herewego,guys.

148

00:05:09,009-->00:05:10,224Ziplining.

14900:05:10,224-->00:05:12,649Everyonejuststeponintheshuttle.

15000:05:14,701-->00:05:15,704Shuttle?

15100:05:15,704-->00:05:18,012

How,howlongdowehaveto

15200:05:18,012-->00:05:18,808taketheshuttle.

15300:05:18,808-->00:05:20,632It'sabout45minutes.

15400:05:22,286-->00:05:24,386It'sadevastatingblow.

15500:05:24,386-->00:05:26,718ForKyleit'salmosttoomuchtobare.

15600:05:26,718-->00:05:29,078Hisbrainisalreadylackingexcitement.

157


12/40

00:05:29,078-->00:05:31,251Andnowjusttheword"shuttle"

15800:05:31,251-->00:05:33,159makesKyle'sbrainfireneurons

15900:05:33,159-->00:05:35,407thatbringupmemoriesofjusthowlame

16000:05:35,407-->00:05:36,622shuttlescanbe.

16100:05:42,427-->00:05:44,074Well,comeonwedon'thaveachoice.

16200:05:50,459-->00:05:51,608Alright,guysshouldbeabout

163

00:05:51,608-->00:05:54,22945minutestothefreshestnarnar.

16400:05:54,229-->00:05:55,818Whydon'twegoaroundthevan

16500:05:55,818-->00:05:57,169togettoknoweachotheralittlebit.

16600:05:57,169-->00:05:58,502

That'sokay.

16700:05:58,502-->00:05:59,776MynameisPeteKnickelsand

16800:05:59,776-->00:06:01,046thisismywifeDonna.

16900:06:01,046-->00:06:03,974Andtomakealongstoryshort

17000:06:03,974-->00:06:07,158wecameoutheretoseeourrelativeslivingdowninMoab.

17100:06:07,158-->00:06:10,500Theyhavelivedthereabout20yearsnow.


13/40

17200:06:10,500-->00:06:12,857Andlongstoryshort,theytoldus

17300:06:12,857-->00:06:14,584thataslongaswe'reintherockies

17400:06:14,584-->00:06:15,909weshouldtryziplining.

17500:06:15,909-->00:06:18,373Solongstoryshortwelookedaroundin

17600:06:18,373-->00:06:20,364thenewspapers,ontheinternet,

17700:06:20,364-->00:06:23,985onbillboards,andyouknow--

17800:06:23,985-->00:06:26,807makealongstoryshortwefoundthis

17900:06:26,807-->00:06:28,577companyandthoughtwe'dgiveheratry.

18000:06:28,577-->00:06:30,857So,thenwecalledandmadeareservation

18100:06:30,857-->00:06:32,534andthat'swhen,youknow---

18200:06:32,692-->00:06:33,715longstoryshort--

18300:06:33,715-->00:06:34,823wejust--Aah!

18400:06:38,704-->00:06:40,325It'salmost3:00o'clock.

18500:06:40,325-->00:06:42,324andtheboysarestillontheshuttle.

18600:06:42,324-->00:06:43,340


14/40

We'regettingclose.

18700:06:43,340-->00:06:44,473Youguysgettingpsyched?

18800:06:46,346-->00:06:48,102Butwhattheboysdon'trealize

18900:06:48,102-->00:06:50,680isthatamassivestormisbrewing.

19000:06:50,680-->00:06:52,910LastnightEricCartmanhad

19100:06:52,910-->00:06:54,558KungPaospaghettifromCalifornia

19200:06:54,558-->00:06:55,350

pizzakitchen.

19300:06:55,350-->00:06:57,928InsidehisstomachtheKungPaohas

19400:06:57,928-->00:07:00,316justmetwiththeDelTacoheateforbreakfast.

19500:07:00,316-->00:07:02,884

Ithasalreadystartedtoteardownthelayersof

19600:07:02,884-->00:07:05,967thebarbecueBKtoppersthathadbeenbuildingupformonths.

19700:07:06,137-->00:07:09,615Andnow,tocompensateforalltheannoyingtourists,

19800:07:09,615-->00:07:12,608EricisingestingmassiveamountsofMountainDew.

19900:07:12,608-->00:07:15,815Thecaffeinandsugarturnsthesoupyfastfoodliquid


15/40

20000:07:15,815-->00:07:18,137inhisstomachintoatoxicgas.

20100:07:18,137-->00:07:20,538Whenthegasisreleased,itcarries

20200:07:20,538-->00:07:22,972withittinyparticlesintoEric'sfecalmatter.

20300:07:22,972-->00:07:26,634FecalmatterwhichfloatsupandintoKyle'snasalpassage.

20400:07:26,634-->00:07:28,762Dude,didyoufart?

20500:07:28,762-->00:07:30,562

No.

20600:07:30,631-->00:07:32,798Alright,guys.We'rehere.

20700:07:34,566-->00:07:35,530ThankGod.

20800:07:35,530-->00:07:37,766

Alright,hereweare.

20900:07:37,766-->00:07:39,197Lookslikewe'vegotsomegoodnar

21000:07:39,197-->00:07:40,396toziplinethroughtoday.

21100:07:40,465-->00:07:42,941

Beforeweclimbupandstartziplining

21200:07:42,941-->00:07:45,674doesanyonecaretoknowaboutthesetrees'biology.

21300:07:46,276-->00:07:47,643Thetrees'biology.


16/40

21400:07:47,643-->00:07:49,444We'rerunningalittlelatebutif

21500:07:49,444-->00:07:50,691anyonereallywantstoknow--

21600:07:50,691-->00:07:51,957wecantakeafewminutes.

21700:07:51,957-->00:07:54,054Ithinkwe'regood.

21800:07:54,054-->00:07:56,764Iwouldliketoknowaboutthebiologyofthetrees.

21900:07:56,764-->00:07:58,847

Okay,wellthisisaponderosapine.

22000:07:59,018-->00:08:01,410ItcoversamoreextensiveareathanotherAmeric--

22100:08:01,704-->00:08:02,965Soafterassholegetshis

22200:08:02,965-->00:08:05,308

biologylessonwefinallygettogoziplining.

22300:08:08,121-->00:08:09,554Alright,remembertokeepyourhands

22400:08:09,623-->00:08:11,057clearofthecableandjustletyour

22500:08:11,057-->00:08:12,206

equipmentdothework.

22600:08:12,206-->00:08:14,424Nowwhenyou'reabouthalfwaydownthe

22700:08:14,424-->00:08:16,274ziplinethecamerasgonnatake


17/40

22800:08:16,274-->00:08:17,044yourpicture.

22900:08:17,044-->00:08:19,283SowhenIcallout"shakabra"

23000:08:19,283-->00:08:23,093lookupandgivethecameraaniceshakabra.

23100:08:23,988-->00:08:25,786Alrightyouready?Ya.

23200:08:25,786-->00:08:28,185Readytodosomezipping?Ya.

233

00:08:28,185-->00:08:30,922Alright,let'shearyousayzipline.

23400:08:30,922-->00:08:32,687Zipline.

23500:08:36,482-->00:08:39,240Shakabra.

23600:08:42,317-->00:08:44,971

Woohhoo!Alrightnicezip.

23700:08:44,971-->00:08:47,382Well,howwasit,Cartman.

23800:08:47,382-->00:08:50,356Totally****ingstupid,dude,

23900:08:50,356-->00:08:51,989Oh,really.

24000:08:51,989-->00:08:54,759Ya,dudeit's****ingboringasshit.

24100:08:54,759-->00:08:58,432AlrightCarl,givemeazipline.

242


18/40

00:08:58,575-->00:08:59,307Zipline.

24300:09:03,318-->00:09:05,817Shakabra.

24400:09:08,947-->00:09:10,485Itwaslikehavingthelife

24500:09:10,485-->00:09:11,384suckedoutofyou.

24600:09:11,452-->00:09:13,765That'sallitisslidingdownacable.

24700:09:13,765-->00:09:15,231Maybewithoutatourgroupit

248

00:09:15,300-->00:09:16,899wouldbekindoffun,maybe.

24900:09:16,968-->00:09:21,020But,thisisjustacompletedisaster.

25000:09:21,020-->00:09:23,414Afteragrueling20minutes

25100:09:23,414-->00:09:25,150

waitingforeveryoneelseto

25200:09:25,150-->00:09:27,042ridetheziplinetheboys

25300:09:27,042-->00:09:29,978realizetheyhavejustwastedhoursoftheirtime.

25400:09:29,978-->00:09:33,502

Andthatiswhentheunthinkablehappens.

25500:09:33,502-->00:09:35,039Alrightguyslet'sgetmoving.

25600:09:35,039-->00:09:37,670Onlytenminutestoournextzipline.


19/40

25700:09:37,670-->00:09:39,019Ya!

25800:09:39,019-->00:09:40,937Thenextzipline,

25900:09:40,937-->00:09:42,435whatareyoutalkingabout?

26000:09:42,435-->00:09:45,095Excuseme,we'renotgoingback,arewedone.

26100:09:45,095-->00:09:46,376Thisisaziplinetourwe

26200:09:46,376-->00:09:47,859

havesixteenmoretogo.

26300:09:47,859-->00:09:49,530Itwaslike,wham.

26400:09:49,530-->00:09:51,364No,no,no,no!

26500:09:51,432-->00:09:52,999Everyonebackintheshuttle.

26600:09:53,067-->00:09:56,094Theboysrealizethattheir

26700:09:56,094-->00:09:57,868zipliningnightmarehasonly

26800:09:57,868-->00:09:58,951justbegun.

26900:09:58,951-->00:10:00,450Aaahhh!

27000:10:00,519-->00:10:02,669Anyonehavequestionsaboutthecreek

27100:10:02,669-->00:10:03,635


20/40

we'reabouttocross.

27200:10:03,804-->00:10:04,969Yes.

27300:10:05,038-->00:10:07,939Aaahh!

27400:10:15,281-->00:10:17,349Letherrip!

27500:10:17,418-->00:10:18,917Zipline!

27600:10:18,986-->00:10:20,952FouryoungboysinColorado

27700:10:21,021-->00:10:22,788

areonatripfromhell.

27800:10:22,856-->00:10:26,444ZiplineupherewecallittheTerminator.

27900:10:26,460-->00:10:27,325Ahh!

28000:10:27,394-->00:10:29,202

Trappedinanunforgiving

28100:10:29,202-->00:10:31,166mountainwildernesswithatourgroup.

28200:10:31,166-->00:10:33,345Butyouknowtomakealongstoryshort

28300:10:33,345-->00:10:34,577Iwokeupthismorning.

28400:10:36,319-->00:10:38,262Couldyougetanotherpictureofus?

28500:10:38,262-->00:10:39,595Ahhh!


21/40

28600:10:39,664-->00:10:41,609Thefourthgradersareina

28700:10:41,609-->00:10:43,602nightmaretheycannotescape.

28800:10:43,602-->00:10:49,672I****

28900:10:52,691-->00:10:54,534Woohh!

29000:10:54,534-->00:10:55,885Nicezip.

29100:10:55,885-->00:10:57,484Alright,you'regoingnext,Ricky.

29200:10:59,763-->00:11:01,496Help,help!

29300:11:01,565-->00:11:03,899Somebody,somebodywe're

29400:11:03,967-->00:11:04,232trapped!

295

00:11:04,301-->00:11:06,334Somebodyhelpus!

29600:11:06,403-->00:11:07,502It'snouse.

29700:11:07,571-->00:11:09,070Thereisnobodyaroundfor

29800:11:09,139-->00:11:09,371

miles.

29900:11:09,439-->00:11:10,536Therecouldbeahelicopter.

30000:11:10,536-->00:11:11,646Maybeonewillflyoverhead.


22/40

30100:11:11,646-->00:11:13,310Faceit,Stan,nobodyis

30200:11:13,310-->00:11:13,941comingforus.

30300:11:16,526-->00:11:18,041Weshould'veneverlistenedtoyou,Cal.

30400:11:18,041-->00:11:19,461Me.

30500:11:19,461-->00:11:21,125Yayou,intheparkthismorning.

30600:11:21,125-->00:11:22,925Let'sgozipliningwehaven't

30700:11:22,994-->00:11:23,893donethatbefore.

30800:11:23,962-->00:11:25,494Ohno,don'ttrytopinthisonme.

30900:11:25,563-->00:11:26,581You'retheonewhobroughtitup.

31000:11:26,581-->00:11:27,681Ibroughtitupbecauseyou

31100:11:27,681-->00:11:28,508alreadybroughtitup.

31200:11:28,508-->00:11:30,512That'swhenIrealizednobodyremembered,

31300:11:30,512-->00:11:32,667nobodyremembereditwasmewhocameup

31400:11:32,667-->00:11:33,737withtheideatogoziplining.

315


23/40

00:11:33,880-->00:11:34,915Me.

31600:11:34,915-->00:11:36,260Youfatpieceofshit.

31700:11:36,786-->00:11:39,673Guys,doesitreallymatterwhoseideaitwas?

31800:11:39,673-->00:11:40,322Yes.

31900:11:40,322-->00:11:42,007Alrightwecanmakeit,youguys.

32000:11:42,007-->00:11:42,959wecan'tpanic.

32100:11:42,959-->00:11:45,516Ifthefourofusdon'tziplinethetourwillmovefaster.

32200:11:45,516-->00:11:47,924Wearegonnamakeitoutofhere,okay.

32300:11:49,692-->00:11:51,389Butwhattheboysdon'trealize

32400:11:51,389-->00:11:53,832isthatEric'sbodyisalreadyshuttingdown

32500:11:53,832-->00:11:55,709fromstagefourdiarrhoea.

32600:11:55,709-->00:12:00,427Insidehisstomach,bilehasjust

dislodgedinarbie'sultimateangus.

32700:12:00,427-->00:12:02,394Intheaveragehumanthis

32800:12:02,394-->00:12:04,218wouldonlyhavecausedmilddiarrhoea.


24/40

32900:12:04,218-->00:12:06,268ButEriccartmanisnowdrinking

33000:12:06,268-->00:12:07,232DoubleDew.

33100:12:07,232-->00:12:08,497AMountainDewproductwith

33200:12:08,497-->00:12:09,871twicethesugarandcaffeine

33300:12:09,871-->00:12:10,996ofregularMountainDew.

33400:12:11,194-->00:12:14,584His****fecesisnowrapidlyconvertingtoathickpaste.

33500:12:14,933-->00:12:16,089Thediarrhoeashootsoutof

33600:12:16,089-->00:12:18,226Eric'sanusandintohisunderwear.

33700:12:18,226-->00:12:21,111EricCartmenisatickingtimebomb.

33800:12:21,111-->00:12:23,995Dude,didyoujustshityourpants.

33900:12:23,995-->00:12:25,766No.

34000:12:25,766-->00:12:28,083So,Ijusttriedtokeepthetour

341

00:12:28,083-->00:12:30,298groupmovingasfastaspossible.

34200:12:31,414-->00:12:32,735Alrightguythisisiswhere

34300:12:32,735-->00:12:34,133we'regonnabreakforlunch.


25/40

34400:12:34,133-->00:12:36,292Comeinbythewaterfallgang.

34500:12:36,292-->00:12:39,778Oh,no.Couldweskiplunchandkeepgoing.

34600:12:39,778-->00:12:41,311Skipafreelunch?

34700:12:41,380-->00:12:42,112Notme.

34800:12:44,459-->00:12:45,820Whowantssandwiches.

34900:12:45,820-->00:12:47,405

Wegotturkey.

35000:12:47,405-->00:12:50,406Ham.

35100:12:50,474-->00:12:51,574Turkeyham.

35200:12:51,642-->00:12:54,376Longstoryshort--

35300:12:54,445-->00:12:57,245Oh,youguysseriously,

35400:12:57,245-->00:12:58,526somethingiswronginmytummy.

35500:12:58,526-->00:13:01,811ThenstopdrinkingDoubleDew,fatass.

35600:13:01,811-->00:13:03,326ThisisdietDoubleDew,Kyle

35700:13:03,326-->00:13:04,799itonlyhashalfthecaffeineand

358


26/40

00:13:04,799-->00:13:05,647sugarofDoubleDew.

35900:13:05,647-->00:13:10,435Ihavetogettothebathroomfast.

36000:13:10,435-->00:13:12,478You'reintheforest.Gotakeacrap.

36100:13:12,478-->00:13:14,902IfIcrapinthewoods,thebloodwillattractbeavers,Kyle.

36200:13:14,902-->00:13:17,603Hey,I'msosorrybutwehaveanemergency.

36300:13:17,672-->00:13:20,077

Ourfriendisreally,reallysick.

36400:13:20,077-->00:13:22,142Ohyoumeanthelittlekidwiththeherpes?

36500:13:22,142-->00:13:23,755Ya.

36600:13:23,755-->00:13:25,660

That'snotherpes,it'scoldsore.

36700:13:25,660-->00:13:26,958Right,sorry.

36800:13:26,958-->00:13:30,592Yeah,hiscoldsoreisreallybadandhe'slosingblood.So,wegottago.

36900:13:30,592-->00:13:32,778

Geezsorrydude,Butwe'reatthesummit.

37000:13:32,778-->00:13:34,574Theonlywaydownistozipdown.

37100:13:36,753-->00:13:37,796Whataboutthestables.


27/40

37200:13:37,796-->00:13:40,052Thestablesthereisaranch

37300:13:40,052-->00:13:41,869pastthehillthatrentshorses.

37400:13:41,869-->00:13:43,240Ithinktheycangetyouback.

37500:13:43,240-->00:13:46,285Suddenly,Stansaysheknowsaboutsomehorsestables.

37600:13:46,285-->00:13:47,942Itseemedtoogoodtobetrue.

37700:13:47,942-->00:13:50,049

Letmegetthisstraight.

37800:13:50,049-->00:13:51,448Youwantfourhorsesonefor

37900:13:51,517-->00:13:52,316eachofyou.

38000:13:52,385-->00:13:53,017Yes,please.

38100:13:53,085-->00:13:55,152Ithinkwecansetyouup.

38200:13:55,221-->00:13:57,054ThankGod.

38300:13:57,123-->00:13:58,728See,guysthisisgonnabesweetafterall.

38400:13:58,958-->00:13:59,723Stepouthere.

38500:13:59,792-->00:14:01,192Wewillgetyougoing.

386


28/40

00:14:01,260-->00:14:04,095Gotfourmoreforyou,

38700:14:04,095-->00:14:04,826Duncan.

38800:14:04,826-->00:14:06,437Hi.

38900:14:06,437-->00:14:08,245No!



392

00:14:12,783-->00:14:17,052Ahh!

39300:14:17,121-->00:14:18,528Trappedinatourgroupon

39400:14:18,528-->00:14:20,127horsebackthatisonlyallowed

39500:14:20,196-->00:14:22,574

totravelfourmilesanhour.

39600:14:22,574-->00:14:24,374Canweplease,please,

39700:14:24,443-->00:14:24,708please.

39800:14:24,777-->00:14:26,710Gofaster.

39900:14:26,779-->00:14:29,030Wegotsomelunchsetupfor

40000:14:29,030-->00:14:29,747youupahead.

401


29/40

00:14:29,747-->00:14:31,955SometurkeysandwichsanddietDoubleDew.

40200:14:33,384-->00:14:34,250Oh,no.

40300:14:36,130-->00:14:38,368So,longstoryshortIwasborn

40400:14:38,368-->00:14:40,234in1953at6:00inthemorning.

40500:14:40,303-->00:14:41,700Anattempttomakeabadday

40600:14:41,700-->00:14:43,600betterbecomesadescentinto

40700:14:43,669-->00:14:45,766madnesson"Ishouldhavenever

40800:14:45,766-->00:14:47,186thoughthorsebackridingwouldbe

40900:14:47,186-->00:14:48,783anybetterthanziplining."

410

00:14:50,022-->00:14:54,837Thisherewaterfalliscalled

41100:14:54,837-->00:14:56,049HeartbreakFalls.

41200:14:56,049-->00:14:58,258Wouldyouliketoknowwhyit's

41300:14:58,258-->00:14:59,357

calledHeartbreakFalls.

41400:14:59,426-->00:15:00,659Icertainlywould.

41500:15:00,727-->00:15:01,226Ya.


30/40

41600:15:01,295-->00:15:04,029Kyle,Kyle,Kyle.

41700:15:04,097-->00:15:04,763Comeonwakeup.

41800:15:04,831-->00:15:06,097Justgo,gowithoutme.

41900:15:06,166-->00:15:08,257No,we'renotleavingyouhere,Kyle.

42000:15:08,257-->00:15:09,901Ican'ttakeitanymore.

42100:15:09,901-->00:15:12,407Whydopeoplesay"longstoryshort."

42200:15:12,407-->00:15:14,467They'renotmakingitshort,Stan.

42300:15:14,467-->00:15:18,075IjustsattherewatchingKyledie.

42400:15:18,075-->00:15:21,859Iwantedtotellhimthetruthrightthenandtherebutthen

42500:15:21,859-->00:15:23,656afireroseupinsideofme.

42600:15:23,656-->00:15:25,597IthoughtIcanfindusawayout.

42700:15:25,597-->00:15:27,386Iranoffandwentsearchingfor

428

00:15:27,386-->00:15:28,948Idon'tknowhowlong,12minutes.

42900:15:28,948-->00:15:32,293andthat'swhenIfoundit.Youguys,getup.

43000:15:32,385-->00:15:33,295


31/40

Listentome.

43100:15:33,295-->00:15:34,544Thereisalakeahundredyards

43200:15:34,544-->00:15:35,234downthatway.

43300:15:35,234-->00:15:37,151Thereisamarinawithboatsjustsittingthere.

43400:15:37,151-->00:15:37,893Amarina.

43500:15:37,893-->00:15:39,294Wecantakeaboat,youguys.

436

00:15:39,294-->00:15:41,308WecanprobablytakeitallthewaybacktoFairplay.

43700:15:41,308-->00:15:42,219What'sthepoint?

43800:15:42,219-->00:15:44,208Comeon,youguys.Aboatalltoourselves.

43900:15:44,208-->00:15:44,929Itcouldbefun.

44000:15:44,929-->00:15:46,300Whatcouldpossiblygowrong.

44100:15:46,300-->00:15:48,086Thefollowingprogram

442

00:15:48,086-->00:15:49,858containsgraphicre-enactments

44300:15:49,858-->00:15:51,180thatmaybedisturbingtosome

44400:15:51,180-->00:15:52,023audiencemembers.


32/40



44700:16:01,678-->00:16:03,526Trappedona42-footpower

44800:16:03,526-->00:16:06,987boatwhichisonlyallowedtogo5milesanhour.

44900:16:06,987-->00:16:09,881Becausewekeepgettingscrewedoverbyyourdiarrhoea.

450

00:16:09,881-->00:16:11,297It'snotmydiarrhoea'sfault

45100:16:11,297-->00:16:12,914youtookusallziplining.

45200:16:12,914-->00:16:13,993You****ingjew.

45300:16:13,993-->00:16:16,305

Zipliningwasyouridea,fatass.

45400:16:16,511-->00:16:19,697Thefourthgradersareinanightmaretheycan'tescape.

45500:16:19,697-->00:16:21,640Kennywhoseideawasitto

45600:16:21,640-->00:16:24,026

gozipliningmineorKyle's.

45700:16:24,026-->00:16:27,141Idon'tknow,Idon'tgiveashit.

45800:16:27,141-->00:16:29,010Forfourelementaryschool


33/40

45900:16:29,010-->00:16:32,085boysanalreadytragicdaybecomesa

46000:16:32,085-->00:16:33,839descentintomadnesson

46100:16:33,839-->00:16:36,067"Ishouldhavenevergottenona

46200:16:36,067-->00:16:37,131Goddamnboat."

46300:16:38,557-->00:16:40,196Boat!

46400:16:40,196-->00:16:43,227Ohno.You'renotthinkingoftheentireboat.

46500:16:43,227-->00:16:44,307you'retakingthecrapoff

46600:16:44,307-->00:16:45,718thesideintothewater.

46700:16:49,209-->00:16:53,645Ahh!

46800:17:05,459-->00:17:06,777AftercleaningCartman's

46900:17:06,777-->00:17:08,637diarrheaandfightingsoff

47000:17:08,637-->00:17:10,555beaverstheboyshavemadea

471

00:17:10,555-->00:17:12,495terrifyingdiscoverythat

47200:17:12,495-->00:17:15,561boatingisjustasboringasziplining.

47300:17:15,561-->00:17:17,471Theboatwentreallyslowand


34/40

47400:17:17,471-->00:17:18,755itjustwentaroundandaround.

47500:17:18,755-->00:17:21,528Ahh!

47600:17:21,528-->00:17:23,098Iftheboysfallasleepnow

47700:17:23,098-->00:17:24,523fromthelackofexcitement.

47800:17:24,523-->00:17:25,559Theycoulddie.

47900:17:26,899-->00:17:28,532Here,everyonedrinksome

48000:17:28,532-->00:17:29,237MountainDew.

48100:17:29,237-->00:17:30,403Idon'tknow.

48200:17:30,403-->00:17:31,422Ithoughtifwealldrankthe

48300:17:31,422-->00:17:32,645MountainDewthecaffeineand

48400:17:32,645-->00:17:33,955sugarwouldhelpusstayawake.

48500:17:33,955-->00:17:35,725ItoldCartman"You'vetoshareit."

486

00:17:35,725-->00:17:37,572I'mnotsharingwithKenny.

48700:17:37,572-->00:17:38,761Hehasherpes.



35/40


49000:17:52,254-->00:17:54,988Andjustwhenitseemsitcan'tget

49100:17:55,057-->00:17:57,291anyworse--

49200:17:59,640-->00:18:02,441Kenny.

49300:18:02,510-->00:18:02,742Kenny!

49400:18:02,810-->00:18:05,522KennyMcCormickhasdiedofboredom.

49500:18:05,522-->00:18:08,828OhmyGodtheykilledKenny.

49600:18:08,828-->00:18:10,398Bastards.

49700:18:10,398-->00:18:11,714No,notthey.You.

49800:18:11,714-->00:18:12,899Lookwhatyourziplininghas

49900:18:12,899-->00:18:13,164done.

50000:18:13,233-->00:18:15,233YoukilledKennyyou'rethebastard.

501

00:18:15,301-->00:18:17,501Itwasn'tmyidea.Itwasyours.YoukilledKenny,you

50200:18:17,570-->00:18:18,584bastard.

50300:18:18,584-->00:18:22,575


36/40

FinallyIcouldn'tholditinanymore.

50400:18:22,575-->00:18:23,831Isaid,stopit.

50500:18:23,831-->00:18:26,332Stopit!

50600:18:26,401-->00:18:27,466Itwasme.

50700:18:27,535-->00:18:31,637Myidea.

50800:18:31,706-->00:18:34,373You?

50900:18:34,442-->00:18:38,360

FourdaysagoIcameacrossa

51000:18:38,360-->00:18:39,875brochureforziplining.

51100:18:45,849-->00:18:49,017Ithoughtitwouldbefun.

51200:18:49,086-->00:18:51,119Ionlyactedlikeitwasanidea

51300:18:51,188-->00:18:55,257weallcameupwithtogether.

51400:18:56,728-->00:18:59,020So,youintendedforustogo

51500:18:59,020-->00:19:00,701zipliningallalong.

51600:19:00,701-->00:19:05,471Why,Stan?

51700:19:05,540-->00:19:08,073Ifyousignupthreefriends

51800:19:08,142-->00:19:13,245


37/40

yougetafreeiPodNano.

51900:19:13,314-->00:19:17,650YousoldusoutforaniPod

52000:19:17,718-->00:19:19,155Nano?

52100:19:19,155-->00:19:21,555Ihadnoideazipliningwould

52200:19:21,624-->00:19:23,123besoboring.

52300:19:23,192-->00:19:28,462You,youkilledKenny.

52400:19:28,531-->00:19:31,165

Youbastard!

52500:19:31,233-->00:19:34,702Youbastard,Stan!

52600:19:45,181-->00:19:47,938HowmanyiPodNanosis

52700:19:47,938-->00:19:48,763friendshipworth?

52800:19:48,763-->00:19:50,843Iguessone.

52900:19:50,843-->00:19:53,867Thehardestpartaboutitis

53000:19:53,867-->00:19:55,875knowingyoucan'ttakeitback.

53100:19:55,875-->00:19:58,762Imeanitwasafifthgenerationnano

53200:19:58,762-->00:20:00,371soIcan'ttradeitinanywhere.

53300:20:00,371-->00:20:03,688


38/40

Butthenmiraculouslytheboys

53400:20:03,688-->00:20:05,468prayersarefinallyanswered.

53500:20:05,468-->00:20:07,395Itwasamiraclehecameto

53600:20:07,395-->00:20:09,027saveusandtakeusbackhome.

53700:20:09,027-->00:20:10,193Youcameforus.

53800:20:10,261-->00:20:12,462Mr.Hankey.Thankyou.

539

00:20:12,530-->00:20:17,207Howdyhoe,boys,let'sget

54000:20:17,207-->00:20:20,442youbackhome.

54100:20:23,273-->00:20:23,933Weweresaved.

54200:20:23,933-->00:20:24,799

Itwasover.

54300:20:24,868-->00:20:27,321Afternearlyfourhoursin

54400:20:27,321-->00:20:29,360theColoradowildernesstheboys

54500:20:29,360-->00:20:31,011arefinallygoinghome.

54600:20:31,011-->00:20:33,544Fromtheboat,theboyswere

54700:20:33,544-->00:20:34,879airliftedaboardMr.Hankey's

548


39/40

00:20:34,879-->00:20:36,427magicalhelicraptor.

54900:20:36,427-->00:20:39,586Inthefourhourssincetheyhavelefthometheboyshad

55000:20:39,586-->00:20:40,633travelledsofar

55100:20:40,633-->00:20:44,160thatMr.Hankeythenhadtoflythemonthe7turdy7.

55200:20:44,160-->00:20:48,942FromthereitwasonlyanhourridebackhomeonthePoochooexpress.

55300:20:48,942-->00:20:53,538

Fourfriendstornapartbytragedywouldnowstartthelong

55400:20:53,538-->00:20:55,515journeybacktoforgiveness,

55500:20:55,515-->00:20:57,351KennyMcCormicksremainswere

55600:20:57,351-->00:21:00,350

finallybroughthometohisparentsand

55700:21:00,350-->00:21:02,250theboysreceivedtreatmentfor

55800:21:02,318-->00:21:02,950theirherpes.

55900:21:03,019-->00:21:04,485No,Ididn'tgetherpes.

56000:21:04,554-->00:21:05,622Ijusthadacoldsore.

56100:21:05,622-->00:21:08,861KyleBratkowskispent27daysinthe

562


40/40

00:21:08,861-->00:21:10,716hospitalhavingfecalmatterremoved

56300:21:10,716-->00:21:12,261fromhisnasalpassages.

56400:21:12,261-->00:21:15,399StanMarshdedicatedhimselftoraisean

56500:21:15,399-->00:21:19,639awarenessabouttheboredomrisksofziplining.Hisawarenessvideosbecame

56600:21:19,639-->00:21:23,364sopopularthatStanonceagainendedupjackingitin

56700:21:23,364-->00:21:23,963SanDiego.

56800:21:24,031-->00:21:28,930AsforEricCartman,herefusedtoletthetragedystophimfromdoing

56900:21:28,930-->00:21:29,800whathelovesmost.

57000:21:29,800-->00:21:33,763Injusttwoweeks,hewasbackto

drinkingdietDoubleDew.

57100:21:33,763-->00:21:36,539Defianttodothemath.

57200:21:36,539-->00:21:39,698It'sdietdude.Dietsodadoesn'tgiveyoudiarrhoea.

57300:21:39,698-->00:21:44,679

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