Wreck-It Ralph

“Sugar-Ralph”by Christopher Peterson

“SUGAR-RALPH”

FADE IN:

INT. FIX-IT JR. GAME

Niceland. Buildings are everywhere. Sitting out side the apartment building was WRECK-IT RALPH. FIX-IT FELIX and his wife SGT. CALHOUN walks over to him.

WRECK-IT RALPH(depressed/angered)

I can believe it!

FIX-IT FELIX(worried)

Uh-oh. What's wrong, Ralph!?

WRECK-IT RALPH(increasingly frustrated)

I was angrier than angry. I was so angry that...that...I'M GONNA WRECK SOMETHING!

Ralph thrust his fist and punch the window, smashing the glass to crystal-clear splinters.

SGT. CALHOUNRalph! What were you thinking!? More importantly...

(shouting)WHAT WOULD GENE AND THE OTHERS SAY!?

GENE and the other NICELANDERS peak out their windows.

NICELANDER #1What the wreckage is going on?

Everyone looked at the damaged window. They scowl at the Behemoth that did it.

GENE(angrily)

Ralph! Did you wrecked that window!?(shouting)

Well, answer me!

WRECK-IT RALPH(sheepishly)

Uh, yes?

GENEGo to your mud puddle!

WRECK-IT RALPHAAAAWWW Fudge, Adoptive dad!

FIX-IT FELIX“Adoptive Dad”? What?

SGT. CALHOUN(disgusted)

Seriously?

Wreck-It Ralph went to a mud puddle a few feet from the apartment and proceed to sit in it. Felix whacks the broken window with his golden hammer, causing it to be repaired.

FIX-IT FELIX(while repairing the window)

I don't get it. Did you adopt him?

GENEYeah, I did. And I teach him not involuntary wreck something

Wreck-It Ralph growls with fury. He gets out of his mud puddle. He walks across the front yard. Felix and Gene notices.

GENE(shocked)

Ralph! What on Earth are you doing? I don't think you should do that!

WRECK-IT RALPHI'm going BACK TO SUGA RUSH™! So you won't be a nuisance.

GENESugar Rush™? The candy go-kart game by the Whack-a-Mole? You don't have a vehicle. So yo can't race!

(shouting)YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU!?!

WRECK-IT RALPHI will! In jus a minute! Then you'll be sorry! You'll all be sorry! And as for Fix-It Felix, YOU CAN'T ME, YOU...

(thinks a second before getting an idea)

YOU JERK!

FIX-IT FELIX(calling after Ralph)

You're just a sore loser!

SGT. CALHOUN(pokes Fix-It Felix in the eyes; scolding)

Ralph have feelings, too, you know! How would you like it if someone called you a loser?

EXT. SUGAR RUSH

A candy island. Ralph stands in front of the game world's entrance. Then he walks down the candy path.

EXT. SUGAR RUSH SPEEDWAY

TAFFYTIA MUTTONFUDGE and VANELOPE VON SCHWEETS are debating.

TAFFYTIA(smug)

I think we should race.

Vanellope gasp in anger.

VANELLOPE(sputtering

I don't think we could race until---

WRECK-IT RALPH (O.S)I came 'round so we can do so?

The Sugar Rush™ racers spun around to find Ralph, whose face is black-lit by the sun. RANCIS FLUGGERBUTTER and SWIZZLE MALARKY gasp in alarm.

SWIZZLE MALARKYRalph! What are you doing here?

WRECK-IT RALPHI will race for the better good.

RANCIS FLUGGERBUTTERWhy? What happened to you!?

RALPHIt's Gene, my adoptive dad! He's becoming a nuisance. So I decided to race.

VANELLOPE/RANCIS/SWIZZLE/TAFFYTIAYou don't have a CAR!

WRECK-IT RALPHI DO SO HAVE A CAR!!!

MINTI ZAKI, ADORABEEZLE WINTERDROP, SNOWANNA RAINBEAU, CANDLEHEAD, CRUMBELLINA DI CARAMELLO GLOYD ORANGEBOAR and JULIBEENA BING-BING enters the scene.

MINTI ZAKIHow? Did you make it yourself?

ADORABEEZLE WINTERDROPIs it cold?

SNOWANNA RAINBEAUIs it colorful?

CRUMBELLINA DI CARAMELLOIs it crumbly?

CANDLEHEADDoes it celebrate anyones birthday?

GLOYD ORAGNEBOARDoes it celebrate Halloween?

JULIBEENA BING-BINGIs it red? Because red is my favori9te color.

WRECK-IT RALPHI call it...

(Royal Fanfare plays as Ralph Continues)

“The Ralph Five”!

Ralph points to his vehicle, a car that looks like an over-decorated slice of birthday cake. SPEED RACER THEME MUSIC starts as Ralph runs to this vehicle, “THE RALPH 5”, in Speed Racer™ fasion. He jumps in the vehicle, starts the engine, and turn the wheel. The Sugar Rush™ characters gawk at the sight of the vehicle.

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETSRalph 5? I mean you actually called that vehicle “The Ralph Five”?

WRECK-IT RALPHIt was the great idea of a vehicle. And to prove it I challenge to a race. The first one here wins.

Ralph leaves the scene. Pause. The group then huddles in. They whisper a secret whisper. They then get back to their positions as Ralph returns.

WRECK-IT RALPHWhat's with all the whispering?

SWIZZLE MALARKYWe plan a special prize for the winner.

WRECK-IT RALPHReally?

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETS(mischievously)

I want to show to when you win.

ANGLE: A BRANCH OF ONE OF THE PEPPERMINT TREES

Sgt. Calhoun watches the whole thing from a far.

SGT. CALHOUN(quietly)

Good luck, Sugar-Rusher.

BACK AT THE SPEEDWAY

Everyone was getting ready. Ralph was especially getting ready.

WRECK-IT RALPHI always wanted to do this!

Suddenly, the word “GO!” in green,bold capital letters, flash into

view. The race begins.

EXT. PEPPERMINT FOREST

Ralph was ahead of the others. He smirks.

WRECK-IT RALPH(smirking)

I told them it was a good idea.

ADORABEEZLE WINTERDROP(shouting)

That's what you think!

Ralph looked over his shoulder. He found Adorabeezle Winterdrop right behind him. She jump out of her vehicle and into the air. An icy blue aura forms in one of her hands...

ADORABEEZLE WINTERDROP(shouting)

Ice Pop Barrage!

She throws the aura hard at The Ralph 5, breaking one of the hind wheels in half. The vehicle begins to vibrate, jerk, and jolt because of the busted wheel.

RALPH(voice vibrating)

Hey! What's going on!?(sees busted wheel)

Augh! I'll take care of this!

CLOSE-UP OF STEERING WHEEL

It has many buttons. Ralph's reach in and press and press a button marked “Wheel Replace.”

ANGEL: THE BROKEN WHEEL

It falls off and a new wheel takes its place.

WRECK-IT RALPH(pleased)

Huh! I am a good candy cart maker.

Ralph ddn't see Julibeena Bing-Bing and Candlehead coming from behind.

JULIBEENA BING-BING(to Candlehead)

Okay! Here we go!

Julibeen digs her hands into her vehicle and takes out a cherry.

CANDLHEAD(taking the candle off her head)

Okay! Time to light that thing.

JULIBEENA BING-BINGI would be delighted.

(chuckles)Get it? Cause you're gonna light it.

Candlehead touch the flame to the stem of the cherry, causing it to light. Julibeena leans her arm back throws the frizling cherry at the Ralph 5. Ralph hears whistling noise. Turning around, he notice the cherry heading his way. It lands next to him and explodes. He spun round once.

WRECK-IT RALPHWhoa! So, you want to play rough, huh?

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE Duh! How do you we oughta do it!?

MINTY ZAKI(to Taffytia)

Yeah! You said it, Taffytia.

Ralph twirls his poinfinger.

ANGLE: ONE OF THE BUTTONS ON THE STERRING WHEEL

This one is marked “Super Sugar Speed Boost.” Ralph's finger press it.

VROOM!!!

The Ralph 5 speeds up. And the other racers tried desprately to catch up.

WRECK-IT RALPH(giggling)

Iwas suggesting the fact that you better catch up!

SNOWANNA RAINBEAUHey! I'm trying, Ralph!

Ralph smiles and wags his finger.

ANGLE: ANOTHER BUTTON

This one is marked “Sugar Cube Cavalry.” Ralph's finger press it.

POP!

The hood opens and sugar cubes flew out and over. Gloyd Orangeboar notice them heading his way.

GLOYD ORANGEBOAR (screams)

The sweetish are coming! The Sweetish are coming!

The racers dodge and swerve out of the way of the sugar cubes. Then Taffyta Muttonfudge jumps out of her vehicle and into the air. She summons a dense hot pink aura in her hand.

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE(bellowing)

Taffy Twist!

Taffytia throws her aura at Ralph's vehicle. He swerves out of the way. The aura hits the ground.

WRECK-IT RALPH(laughs)

Miss! You throw just like Minti Zaki!

MINTI ZAKIThat is NOT true! I throw better than her!

Mint Zaki jumps into the air and conjures up a green aura.

MINTI ZAKI(shouting)

Minty Tackle!

The aura engulfs her. She then toss it off her and at The Ralh 5. the vehicle dodges. The aura hit the ground leaving a scorch mark. Ralph looks at some peppermint trees and gets an idea.

ANGLE STEERING WHEEL

Ralph turns it.

VROOOM!

The Ralph 5 turns to a peppermint tree and drive towards it. Ralph punches at the tree, knocking it down. Then he does the same for the other peppermint trees. Rancis notice this.

RANCIS FLUGGERBUTTERHey! What are you doing!?

WRECK-IT RALPHI am building a short cut! What else does it look like!?

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE(whispering to Vanellope)

Is this all part of the plan?

Vanellope nods.

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGEI knew you would say that.

(to the others)Fallow Ralph!

CANDLEHEADRoger that! Fallowing Ralph!

The fallow Ralph into the short cut he made.

BACK AT THE SPEED WAY

the finish line is set. Felix was pacing back and forth. Suddenly, The Ralph 5 appear out of nowhere and crosses the finish line. An ANNOUCER's voice sounds

ANNOUNCERThe Ralph 5 wins!

The other racers comes slowly into view, with there vehicles all battered and broken looking, and crosses the finish line, groaning. Taffyta Muttonfudge had a lollipop stuck to her frehead

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE(groans as she staggers out of her vehicle)

Ugh! Whoah! Oh, my aching head.

Felix comes to the racer's rescue.

FIX-IT FELIXAre you alright, fellas?

JUBILEENA BING-BING (dusting)

Huh, we were racing, d'oy. Ralph may have won, but we're giving him a prize, which is...

(whispers into Felix's ear)

But don't...tell anyone.

A sour Vanellope von Schweetz comes by and poke Julibeena in the arm.

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZYou know you ain't suppose to tell anyone. Do that again and you get a face full of taffy.

JUBILEENA BING-BING(praying)

No! I'm so sorry Vanellope!

RANCIS FLUGGERBUTTER(to Jubileena)

Don't worry about that! You remember we have a prize!

(to Ralph)Okay, here's your prize, Ralph!

(to the others)Now!

The Sugar Rush Racers pounce on Ralph. They restrain him with all their might.

SNOWANNA RAINBEAU(grunts)

Now what?

CRUMBELINA DI CARAMELLOI know! The taffy pond.

The kids drag Ralph away.

INT. NICELAND APARTMENT BUILDING INSIDE THE FIX-IT FELIX JR.

Ralph, now wearing a jumsuit of taffy, was explaining what happened

WRECK-IT RALPHThen, they take me to the taffy pond and threw me in. I was drenched in candy since.

GENE(dissapointed)

Of all the nerve of some people. (to crowd)

Well, any bright ideas? Huh? Anyone?

Calhoun thinks for a moment then gets an idea.

INT. HERO'S DUTY

A planet infested with robot bugs (CY-BUGS). The Sugar Rush racers, wearing grey versions of their respective clothing, see them chomping metal, and take a glimps of a distant building. Calhoun gives them instructions.

SGT. CALHOUNAlright, listen up! We are humanity's last hope! Your mission: DESTROY ALL CY-BUGS! Do you have what it takes? Well, let's see what you're made off.

SNOWANNA RAINBEAUThen sisters and brothers in war to the skirmish must we hence!

SWIZZLE MALARKEYShall we hence?

TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGEOh, let’s not waste any more time sitting on the hence…Sugar Rush to Battle! Charge!

Taffyta Muttonfudge starts to run, but Vanellope von Schweetz grabs her by the leg, tripping her.

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZ(disgusted)

Wait a minute, I'm the leader! I decide when we go.

The Sugar Rush Racers notice the cy-bugs staring a them.

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZ(suprized)

Okay, here we go.(bellowing)

Charge!!!

The sugar rushers run of zapping cy-bugs with their laser guns.

GLOYD ORANGEBOARI don't get why fighting cybugs was a punishment.

VANELLOPE VON SCHWEETZWho cares? Let's fight!

They continue to do battle with the cy-bugs.

IRIS OUT

THE END