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TALONTALONBrentwood Academy

Congratulations Class of 2010

Clemson Kelly Morin

U. of GeorgiaAlicia AdlerzEmily Stow

Baylor UniversityJordan Sherman

Georgia Tech Kirk GerraldSamantha Wilson

University of Florida Kaitlyn Burrichter

DePauw UniversityJillian Balser

Naval Academy PrepJosh Tate

Loyola U. Brooke McFarland

Centre CollegeCody Nelson

Point Park U.Faith Kelm

Gordon CollegeVictoria Petway

Rhodes CollegeGrace Hicks

Vanderbilt U.Kristin AdamsPaul ClymerLindsey Rowe

UT-KnoxvilleAllyson BaggottJeffrey BechtelZach BellClaire BrandonEvan BrownLuara BurginBrock CollierGrace DavisDavis DenneyZack EllisAna EvansJay FordErin GrimsonJack JohnsonCaitlin KennedyMack LambertRobbie LilesKatey McBrideMeg McGegorCatherine MeehanChandler ParksAbby PowellBeau PowellDavis Priester Ryan RayJames Reynolds Ben SmallwoodMary Julia TunnellMatt West

LipscombWill Blalock

Belmont U.Peter BlankenshipClyde BoswellMarc BurrisMatt CrookAlex LoganKelsie PattonElle PriorLauren Rogers

UT-ChattanoogaMary GowerOlivia HolladaySavannah Langen

Tennessee TechWesley Sherrill

Tennessee State U.Ishmael Lewis

O’More School of DesignSarah Keaggy Milligan CollegeCarson Torbert Nashville StateMaggie Webb

Auburn U.Grace BishopEsther BuckKatie EvattKelsey FaulknerNathaniel KiddAndrew KnestrickMatthew LePereJay LunaJosh MagruderMichael Orme

U. of AlabamaKatherine KirklandLibby Lewis

Samford U.Zach BrownVirginia Bain Burkhart Macy CongerAdair OsmanScott SimpsonSpencer SmithKatherine Wright

Birmingham-Southern CollegeRobby KerMadeline Thomas

U. of South AlabamaWarner Young

U. of Alabama HuntsvilleCody Newsom

Ole MissAnsley BartlettMaggie BrianConnor BroadbentLucas BrooksDaly CantrellEvers Miller Mississippi StateKendall Reily

Harding UniversityAllie Adams

U. of ColoradoHarris Slinkard

Berry CollegeMolly Johnson

Erin Pearce South East Missouri StateAndy Lennington U. of MissouriJane Carter

Furman U.David Creasy

College Choices 2010

Co-Editors-in-ChiefErin GrimsonLauren RogersLindsey Rowe

Layout and Design EditorsAlicia Adlerz

Harris Slinkard

Photo EditorErin Grimson

Staff WritersPeter Blankenship

Zach BrownLaura Burgin

Hayley BuskeeJane Carter

Davis DenneyEvan Ford

Sarah KeaggyOlivia Meers

Luke NewmanTaylor Norton

Forbes B. SmallwoodJordan Sherman

Samantha Wilson

SponsorBarry Robbins

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Third Quarter 2009-2010 Volume 39 Issue 4

TALON

On the cover: Faith Kelm, Erin Grimson, and Laura Burgin, three of BA’s seven se-

nior dancers take the stage for the last time, using all the skill the dance program has

imparted to them.

The Talon editors have come a long way from their awkward middle school days.

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Prom is an event of great tradition and grandeur. However, there is another aspect of this special event that is com-

monly overlooked—fashion. Indeed, folks, while the limo rides and dinner reservations are enjoyable, the bright colored dresses and clean-cut tuxes take priority. Not all of prom attire is impressive, but most everyone makes an extra effort to look sharp. This year’s prom was no exception. Here are several of the out-

Pretty people at prom

Every year there are several dresses that make a reappearance. Though rarely on the same person, these play-it-again gowns make an easy prom experience for the second hand user. I commend this economical route and think it should be more widely considered. However, one cannot help comparing the alum who originally wore the dress with the upper classman who adorned it secondly.

Who wore it best? You decide.

everything; if your Sarah Keaggy, then duct tape is the remedy of choice. This year, Sarah decided to design her own dress and produce it entirely out of duct tape. Unconventional? Yes, but it was very successful. Though she might be the only person who could pull off a duct tape dress, she did so with grace and elegance. My top pick for prom 2010 is the duct tape masterpiece of Sarah Keaggy, and the class of 2010 agreed, as Sarah was voted Prom Queen.

Sarah Keaggy

Every year there are certain styles that stand out as a theme among the different dresses (a tux doesn’t change much annually). The one sleeve dress seemed to be a hit (with its asymmetrical revelation), as did the laced-up-back dress. The shoes of prom are usually as unique as the dresses themselves, but this year there was one shoe that appeared more often: Toms. At least we can rest assured that for every pair at prom in Franklin there was one pair delivered to Africa.

Shoes

The unconventional look seemed a hit this year. Clyde Boswell stunned the crowd, dressed

sounds somewhat informal, the slicked back hair and

only he had worn the crown as well.

Clyde Boswell

by Forbes B. Smallwood

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As grizzled members of the Seven Year Club, we have de-cided to impart our wisdom to younger students to help them survive each year of life at BA.

6th grade- out.2. Keep your red checking pencil. 3. Don’t worry; you won’t always look like this.

7th grade-1. Don’t make fun of a boy’s voice changing; he may later on become attractive.2. Thank Emily Stow for not being allowed to go to Blue Hole. 3. Don’t worry; the Oak Hill kids are cool.

8th grade- remember next year you’ll be sitting in coach. 2. Wear sunscreen at the Florida trip.

9th grade- 1. Middle School is over. You made it! 2. Your date to a dance is not your life partner.3. Side hugs only.

10th grade- 1. Don’t wait until the last night to do your journals. 2. Congratulations, you can drive! 3. Get your license before you get a car.

11th grade- 1. Buy cases of Redbull. You’ll need it. 2. Be in dress code, or you will suffer. 3. Junior year is as bad as everyone says.

12th grade- 1. Invest in a best friend charm for your college counselor. 2. College = money. Lots of money. 3. Senior slide is a slide into a pool of happiness.

Dear Underclassmen,

Adifference, and traveling half way around the world, weary BA students stepped off the

plane and into the distant land of China. There was no Mulan type scenery or tiny men in funny rice hats walking around. The land of China is smog-covered, yet beautiful, causing each one of us who attended this trip to fall in love. We got to experience more of this place than the average tourist ever will because no tourist is ever going to sleep in a large tent called a Yurt (much loved by Sarah Keaggy) while it’s snowing outside. No tourist will ever get the same joy out of playing with Chinese orphans or feel the guilt of leaving them for the next destination, no matter how hard they hold you

This is not to say that there were no classic tourism moments. One day we spent six hours of shopping and bargaining in the markets. Vendors would scream at us and pull our hair or grab us and not let go until we bought one of their goods or had a strong friend wrench

us free from their grasp. Ms. Franzke, who is an excep-tional bargainer, had to buy a new suitcase (at a great

-came quite the spectacle in China as he began to pick up the language. He drew bigger and bigger crowds un-

me choking on a fry with their camera phone was a tad scary, but just one of the many surreral experiences Chi-na had to offer.

Maria’s Big House of Hope sponsored by Show Hope (who led the mission trip) was by far the most im-pressive and impressionistic place we visited. There are

have nothing but smiles on their faces. Whether it’s a baby that has a cleft palate, Down syndrome, or cannot use its legs, they know nothing but how to love. Every one of our lives changed for the better on this trip. China may be seven thousand miles away, but it will always have a place in each of our hearts. 再见

China Mission Tripby Olivia Meers

Contrary to popular belief, barns aren’t made to hold animals or really to have anything to do with animals. No, barns are in fact meant to host

elite groups of high school singers. The Loveless Barn is one of very few barns that gets this right. Many have experienced the country style cooking and dining of the Loveless Café, but not everyone has had the chance to perform in their barn. The Loveless Barn is one of the hottest music venues in Nashville these days, and the Brentwood Academy Singers got the chance to grace its stage.

Those who attended the show described the Love-less as comfortable, welcoming, easy going, and perfect for a night of entertainment. The show’s lineup includ-ed an array of styles such as country, jazz, folk, gospel, and contemporary. As a performer, I thought that it was much easier to get the crowd involved in such a famil-iar setting. The audience responded to our songs and choreography in a way that made their energy easy to feed off. We would go back stage and do a little victory dance in between the songs because we were genuinely psyched to be performing. It was really easy to have fun

on stage and not be focused on the nerves that naturally come with performing. Many people commented after-ward that it looked like so much fun that they wanted to join us.

The overall experience was rewarding, thank good-ness, because a lot of work was put into it. The Acad-emy Singers, as a group, put in long hours of hard prac-tice to make the show happen. I’m sure some people think that all you have to do is stand up on a stage and sing the right notes. What they do not know is that there is a lot of mind-stran-gling work that goes into singing in perfect pitch, rhythm, and harmony. The Love-less Barn is proof that

does exist and is worth working for.

Academy Singers by Jane Carter

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Each year, some 1600 students from across Tennessee convene in Downtown Nashville for the weekend to simulate the state’s government,

the weekend of March 26-28, Brentwood Academy representatives were senators, house members, press

itself was exciting and rewarding, but it could not have been so if not for the work put in as preparation.

Nearly two months before the conference, Barbara Stewart, the fearless advisor who has led the BA delegation for years, was hospitalized after shattering her femur. Needless to say, she was in no condition to be working with a hundred lively high school students, so the work fell on the shoulders of a few dedicated seniors. Governor Ryan Ray served as advisor and had the responsibility of making sure that each student attending was fully prepared. Thanks to Governor Ray

Clymer, Zach Brown, and Emily Stow, the conference was able to run in a fashion that would have made even Mrs. Stewart proud.

The weekend was not, however, free from drama.

In the midst of passing laws, conference dances, and

found themselves adult-less when our stand-in advisor, the illustrious Coach Compton, was unable to remain for the duration of the weekend. But with the help of a few willing faculty members and even some BA Youth Legislature alumni, the show went on. It is no doubt that the weekend was a great success.

We got the greatest gift of all that Friday night when a special guest showed up to the Governor’s Ball. Not even a shattered femur could keep Barbara Stewart away from Youth in Government, and, I must say, she was the belle of the ball! Apart from having a good time and learning about legislature, the Brentwood Academy stu-dents made quite a showing. This summer, Brentwood

to Black Mountain, North Carolina for the Conference on National Affairs. Brentwood Academy also will have

Conference. Last but certainly not least, congratulations to Taylor Norton for being elected governor of the 2011 conference. We know you’ll lead this state well, Gover-nor Norton!

Youth in governmentby Laura Burgin

Keaggy’s Kartoon Kornerby Sarah Keaggy

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is a place ev-ery kid wishes he or she could visit. Sadly,

six years old, I think I dreamed about the chocolate river and the rainbow colored room of edible candy plants for weeks on end. I never imagined that I could be so awed by such a fantastic display of sweets and treats again, but that was before I walked into Sweet Cece’s of downtown Franklin.

I’ve lived in Franklin for fourteen years, so when a quaint, frozen yogurt place popped up on the street corner across from Star-bucks, I stopped by to disprove the myth of frozen yogurt being more delicious than ice cream.

As soon as I stepped through the door I was struck by the ambience of the place. Every-where I looked I saw bright pinks, greens, and blues that instantly made me smile. As everything from the slop-

ing tin roof structure overhanging the counter to the sil-ver, gazebo-style chairs began to register in my brain, I realized that it looked like an old-fashioned candy shop. Then I saw the countless dispensers of a candy, the fresh

-zen yogurt. I was in love with Sweet Cece’s before I

-tions for frozen yogurt.

become a regular costumer. Although it can be

from Red Velvet Cake to Snicker doodle and toppings that include anything a person could ever think about putting on their

frozen yogurt, it is a place I’d recommend to anyone. Even though I was skeptical of

the concept of frozen yogurt from the start, and I thought Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory was

the supreme candy haven, I’ve learned, as the popular saying goes, “to expect the unexpected.”

by Hayley Buske

Ever since 1945, when two American nuclear weap-ons claimed the lives of more than 700,000 Japa-nese, the developed countries of the world have

been clamoring not only to get their hands on nukes, but also to have more of them than their neighbors. This arms race has changed in numerous ways since the de-velopment of nuclear warheads, but it will soon change in a way that is both bold and unexpected.

In stories like Ray Bradbury’s There Will Come Soft Rains, and movies like War Games and Dr. Strangelove, the prospect of a global nuclear holocaust has been antic-ipated, studied, and speculated upon extensively. Presi-dent Obama’s goal for his new nuclear policy is to dispel those fears and speculations once and for all, in a long-term campaign for “a nuclear-free world.” In Czecho-slovakia, Obama will sign an agreement with Russia to mutually downsize nuclear weapon stockpiles by about a third. Stating that “The greatest threat to U.S. and global security is no longer a nuclear exchange between nations, but nuclear terrorism by violent extremists and nu-clear proliferation,” Obama now plans to rely on good old conventional tactics to defend America (“conventional” re-fers to all weapons and tactics that do not involve chemi-cal, biological, or nuclear strikes).

According to an April 6th article by CNN, the main goal of this policy is to rein in global nuclear powers under the guidelines set by the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty of 1968, which limited the number of warheads countries were sup-posed to have. Additionally, the U.S. has pledged to re-frain from attacking non-nuclear countries with nuclear weapons, to cease nuclear testing, to limit the number of warheads placed in each missile, and to reduce our warhead stockpile from 5,200 bombs to 1,550. However,

retain the right and option of using our remaining nu-clear capabilities if deemed necessary to vital American interests, i.e. homeland security. He hopes that this will lead other countries to slowly abandon their nuclear stockpiles as well, for a safer, nuke-free world.

In the Middle East, however, nuclear capability is

the U.S. and tipped off the government regarding Ira-nian-funded moves by North Korea to build up Syria’s nuclear capability. The North Koreans had been shipping mate-rials vital to nuclear missile construction into Syria since 2002. Also, Ahmedinejad, Iran’s president, has been less than trans-parent with U.S. and U.N. investigators concerned about the growing Iranian in-terest in nuclear capabilities. This leak of information sheds more light on a 2007 Israeli airstrike which knocked out the new Al Kibar nuclear reactor in Syria. Af-

the target was merely an unused military building.

President Obama’s intentions could possibly mean the beginning of the end of nuclear proliferation. First, however, countries like North Korea and Iran must also get on board; and so far they have given little indication that their nuclear activities will slow anytime soon. This raises the question: Will we be leaders in the abolition of nuclear stockpiles? Or will we simply become vulner-able to an armed and dangerous nuclear world? Only time will tell; for now, we can only work and hope for international understanding and cooperation.

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by Taylor Norton

Hold� the� Nukes

As the new year came, we listeners became ad-

our appetites with her ridiculously catchy electro-powered girl pop and we needed more. Out of nowhere, a Brentwood girl went from a struggling no-body to a radio must with “Tik Tok.” And, let’s be hon-est, that song is so good, that it causes car accidents, due to belting girls and dancing dweebs. So, when “Animal” broke in January, skeptics and fans lined up to see if this music newbie could live up to the super-hype she had been getting.

Truly, this 14-track is a perfect 50-50. Half of the tracks are just laugh-ably bad. I’m not even going to waste typing energy talking about tracks 3, 4, 8, 9, and 10. The last three songs on the record are completely unnec-essary and leave a bad taste in my mouth. All she succeeds in doing during these overly foul, gimmicky songs is sounding like an intoxicated Avril Lavigne. Really, Ke$ha, show some class.

But the rest of the record was more than enough

disclaimer: if you’re looking for wholesome lyrics and something to sing you to sleep, this is NOT the record for you. But I’m not. It’s almost summertime and I want to boom something out of my car with the windows down. Tracks like “Tik Tok,” “Your Love is My Drug,”

and “Blah Blah Blah” hook you in with their melodic choruses. Then “Stephen” and “Hungover” are sur-prisingly great slow(er) electro-bal-lads that hit exactly right. Finally, the fun “Dinosaur” had me dancing till I couldn’t breathe. And then it made me laugh. Ke$ha hurts. Bad.

Truth be told, you probably al-ready have “Tik Tok.” If you don’t, turn on the radio and you’ll hear it, as well as “Your Love Is My Drug,” sometime in the next hour. So don’t

-nitely download “Dinosaur.” “Stephen” and “Hungov-er” are maybes. Oh, and be sure to check out Redlight’s remix of “Blah Blah Blah.” It makes an already good thing great.

The Editors of Talon told me to write about She and Him. But I say, “NO!” First, they already know all about that record and are thoroughly

convinced it’s all that. So I’m determined to enlighten you about the greatest band since the Beatles. Not really. But seriously.

Finding Two Door Cinema Club is like accidentally tripping over a rock

-mallow Peeps. It’s perfect, but only happens once (darn you dreams!). This band is as obscure as you can get in America. As I’m writing this, they have only one song on iTunes. But on April 23rd, these guys are going to be next to two electro giants—Passion Pit

and Phoenix—and they are going to OWN THEM!!! These kids mesh the perfect blend of 18-year-old

heartthrob lyrics with really kicking (pun intended) up-beat 808 drums. Songs like “Something Good Can Work”

and “What You Want” are literally the best songs to pass by my eardrums since Justin Timberlake brought sexy back. This isn’t a review. This is a warn-ing. Get on the TDCC train, ‘cause it’s leaving the station. Sadly, they’re only really available in the UK, and by my sneaky means, I have gotten my hands

a bit on Hypem.com or Lala.com. Then, come see me and I’ll hook you up. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Two Door Cinema Club

Ke$haMusic Review

by Evan Ford

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You may know her as the yoga teacher, the teacher with the coveted heater in her room, or that lib-eral at the end of the senior hall. But to the major-

ity of the senior class (and a few select juniors), she’s an English teacher, a storyteller, and, sometimes, just one of the kids. She’s Ms. Lovell...but not for long. It all started four years ago when some random football coach, a.k.a. Phillip Montgomery, came to get a player out of her English class. Neither of them thought anything of that exchange, and little did they know that they were in for an exciting future together.

Ms. Lovell (laughing): Well...we planned on eating dinner at Carrabba’s, but, surprise, we talked through it

Jordan: How long does it take you to get ready for a date?

Ms. Lovell: Oh, I get ready SO much faster than he does. But don’t tell him I told you that! Usually around 45 minutes or so.

Jordan: What’s the weirdest, most random date you two have gone on?

Ms. Lovell: We went to Chuck-E-Cheese after we got

engaged. It just seemed like the most appropriate place to celebrate as a family. And we had a BLAST!

Jordan: So the engagement....Ms. Lovell: Yeahh. Just imagine Coach Montgomery

in a tux and me in a huge sweatshirt and my yoga braids on the 50-yard line of Carlton Flatt Field, with my whole entire family watching us from the balcony. It was so good.

Jordan: What are your nicknames for each other?Ms. Lovell: Well I call him Coach, and he calls me

PG- Phillip’s Girl.

Jordan: What’s your favorite thing about “Coach?”Ms. Lovell: Just one? Uhh, that he always does what

he says he’s going to. But I also love the way his face crinkles up when he talks on the phone. Or the way he says “Heyyy” every time I call him. Also, I love that we pray together every day.

Jordan: So what’s the most important thing in your relationship?

Ms. Lovell: Oh, we both realize that God is the most important thing.

Keeping it PG by Jordan Sherman

The story of this year’s boys soccer team can’t be read in their record, their roster, or even the pages of Talon. It’s a story that can be heard in the halls

and shows in the squad’s faces at grueling practices. It can be seen in bruises being mended and heard in the pops and groans of sore players the day after a game. It’s been a tough year.

For the dedicated players, it all started ten months ago at the legendary Ralph Lundy’s soccer camp. For a week in Georgia last summer, it was practice, eat, and sleep soccer (and the last two were just so you could still play soccer). When the school year started, the team separated, with some conditioning and others playing their own sports. But after Christmas break, the team got back together and worked as a team, with good leadership as well as eager young talent. As the

successful off-season, hopes were high and momentum

was higher. But the season didn’t exactly go according to plan. In-

Knestrick out after the last preseason game. Others fol-lowed his example—David Creasy not at 100% for most of the season, Ben Boatwright’s collarbone troubles, and the season-ending hip injury that crippled both Ohan Missirian-Dill and the team.

Despite these setbacks, the team tightened their

Two months into the season, they were already the most successful boys team in BA history, winning two games over tough regional opponents. Thanks to the help of stellar subs off the bench and dedication from players and fans, Coach Johnson and the squad can enter ev-

way they’ve played. It’s been a tough year. But these are tough guys.

by Evan FordS o c ce r

What does a cookie cake look like? A cookie. What does a cookie cake taste like? A cookie. What does a cookie cake smell like? A cookie.

The age-old question “Is a Cookie Cake a cookie or a cake?” is easy to answer. It is a big cookie with icing on top.

There is confusion because Great American Cookies decided that a clever alliterative food item would drum up their business. They were right. Great American Cookies started from humble beginnings in 1977 with a line of cookies and brownies. They then expanded, literally, to Cookie Cakes. Their hope still remains to make the best cookie around. GAC’s mission statement is: “Share the Fun of Cookies.” Forgive me if I am not seeing something, but I did not see the word “cake” in that mission statement. Furthermore, this investigative reporter did not only rely on the dictionary and faulty logic as sources. I called both the Cool Springs Galleria and the Opry Mills Great American Cookie locations. Upon being asked the highly debated question, both locations responded that a cookie cake is, indeed, a cookie.

Frankly, after that deathblow, I doubt I need to say more, but I will for the sake of healthy argument. Not

only do the people working at the highest producing cookie cake company agree, but so does the BA populous. In a recent poll of 55 students and teachers, 50 saw the blinding light and said that cookie cake was a cookie. Only 5 ignoramuses refused to acknowledge the truth. The general public does not lie.

Furthermore, a cookie cake is baked more like a cookie than a cake. According to the esteemed baker at the Opry Mills Great American Cookies, the process is a bit different and a different ingredient is used in the cookie cake in order to cook the huge cookie all the way through, especially in the center. “On the whole though, it is cooked like a cookie.” Recipes on the internet even

the sum of its parts. If those parts are the makings of

To refute my opponent’s claim that the dictionary says that cookies are cakes: Oxford English Dictionary, the best and most trusted dictionary in the world, states that a cookie is “a sweet biscuit.” Going to the dictionary does not help your cause, my friend.

more than once over the past three years here at BA. Hopefully, this will settle the score.

Co o k i e by Zach Brown

My peers, there is a debate raging, one that has been ongoing for three years between my friends and me. The question: is a cookie-cake

a cookie or a cake? My opponent will lead you to believe that there is an undeniable difference between the two, but I am here to say “nay” and to rebuke his negligent abuse of ignorance. According to the Oxford Illustrated American Dictionary a cookie is “a small sweet cake.”

I could end my argument there and say that the cookie-cake is a cake, but I want to carry the torch further. Mr. Brown says that the common man agrees with him. Truth? Not at all. I was present during his “poll” and I am shocked to say that he has committed a terrible statistical mistake. His polling strategy consisted of asking people who were around him. He took part in

convenience sampling, an error that, as AP Statistics has

entire population. Regardless, there is an aspect of this debate that

has been ignored. If a cookie is a cake, then all cookies are cakes, but not all cakes are cookies. This gives the argument a new spin. Another possible reason for the confusion is that different people have varying ideas

how many word associations go through your head, the

adjective that describes the cake. What kind of cake? A cookie cake. It’s simple: A cookie cake is a cake. It’s in the books.

Ca k e

Cookie-Cake: Is it a Cookie or a Cake?

by Peter Blankenship

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Confused thoughts rushed through my mind when we learned that the BA Spring Retreat would be held on campus this year. While we

had no doubt that the event would be completely enjoy-able, some did wonder if it could live up to the awe-

rolled around, the Upper School students lathered up with sunscreen (well, the smart ones anyway) and went outside, not knowing what to expect.

Hymns of worship started off the day as the Upper

Brown, BA’s former headmaster and founder of the school, participated in a round-table style discussion with some BA alumni, giving the large tent a homey atmosphere. Discussions ranged from how the school has changed over the years to Mr. Brown’s childhood to milking cows. Later, a trivia game was played over the information we’d just heard to determine which grade

(yell of hurrah). After that, the activities began.The student’s biggest concern about the change in

location was that there would be nothing to do. We needn’t have worried, for within minutes of leaving the tent, the familiar little pockets of students, marking

the presence of interesting activities, popped up all

hacky sack, Ultimate Frisbee, ashka (you know, the game where you try to stomp on other people’s feet), and an ongoing war between various students wielding water pistols and grenades—I mean water balloons. The “Battle at BA” soaked many valiant soldiers and innocent bystanders, making their clothes perpetually soggy. A plethora of other activities were able to be enjoyed at Field Day, not the least of which being the dodge ball tournament, which BA was practically forced to include. Not surprisingly, the seniors won (hoot of joy).

After a day of roaming freely over the campus and

their multitude of activities and returned to the tent, where there were more worship hymns and an inspired sermon by Mr. Masters (which included a bow and arrow). The day ended with everyone battling to get to the ice cream trucks, a surprise treat that made everyone happy. But by far the biggest surprise, to me at least, was that this year’s Spring Retreat (a.k.a. Field Day) was just as good as, if not better, than, last year’s Spring Retreat. Which leaves me wondering…what’s going to happen next year?

Spring Retreat 2010by Luke Newman

On the eve before Jerry and Lucy Warriner’s di-

shows up at Jerry’s (Cary Grant) apartment. Contrary to many modern romantic comedy plot lines, she’s not there to make up. She’s there to tell him her plans to marry the simple oil man she had previously tried to rid herself of in favor of Jerry. Jerry is also en-gaged, to a high society woman of New York City. The confrontation ends with Lucy calling for a car to take her to her date. The moment she sets the phone down, it

ensuing scene in which Jerry fumbles for an excuse on the phone while Lucy mutters under her breath is com-edy at its smartest. It’s unrushed, unforced, and, most importantly, it isn’t self conscious.

The Awful Truth, released in 1937, is the story of a

suspicious husband and wife who suspect each other

that the court has allotted before the divorce papers

the other jealous by bumping into each other at NY hot

intentions, attempting to make-up. From the moment Irene Dunne walks on screen in

scene involving a top hat, to a ridiculous cuckoo clock, I found myself constantly tickled and bemused. This crisp ninety minutes of smart and effortless comedy is satisfying in every respect.

by Davis Denney

The last show of Guys and Dolls was a bittersweet experience for many seniors in the musical. However, with a cast of 55 students, the show itself was full of pizazz, outrageous vocal talent, former

Broadway star Ryan Hubbard, and Brock Collier doing the tango. Fear-lessly, this talented array of actors put on a show that ranged from mis-sionaries to Hot Box girls, from gamblers to Havana dancers. Its leaders, Foldham and Fowlkes, as well as the fearless Count Shepula, gave the cast the energy it needed to surpass the mediocre into the professional.

by Lauren Rogers

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2010 SENIOR SUPERLATIVESAllie Adams- Most likely to walkKristin Adams- Most likely to not be depend-able Alicia Adlerz- Most likely to steal Jake from Vi-enna Allyson Baggott- Most likely to drive a Buick Jillian Balser- Most likely to tell you that Flipper drowned himself willfully out of despairAnsley Bartlett- Most likely to punch you in the face Jeffrey Bechtel- Most likely to have a growth spurt Zach Bell- Most likely to be in Maybelline com-mercials Grace Bishop- Most likely to marry the Bonus Jonas Will Blalock- Most likely to be on “Dancing With the Stars” Peter Blankenship- Most likely to be buried in

Clyde Boswell- Most likely to major in calligra-phyClaire Brandon- Most likely to shop at Good-will Maggie Brian- Most likely to be a krump danc-erConnor Broadbent- Most likely to take a vow of silence Evan Brown- Most likely to be Mr. ShwartzEsther Buck- Most likely to play the alma mater on the harp at our 10-year reunion Laura Burgin- Most likely to marry a dictator and then plan a rebellion to take his placeVirginia Bain Burkhart- Most likely to marry an NBA star Kaitlyn Burrichter- Most likely to not care Marc Burris- Most likely to make millions from something useless and live off the royalties Daly Cantrell- Most likely to intern at VogueJane Carter- Most likely to become a devout atheist Paul Clymer- Most likely to not be Billie Jean’s

lover Brock Collier- Most likely to be on a Spanish soap operaMacy Conger- Most likely to get back with John Mark Vanderpool David Creasy- Most likely to write a dictionary of the Bro Language Matt Crook- Most likely to be a drummer in Selena Gomez’s band Grace Davis- Most likely to be a Republican Davis Denney- Most likely to have school spirit Zach Ellis-sooner than he expected Ana Evans- Most likely to challenge Barbara Stewart in a history trivia matchKatie Evatt- Most likely to be paleKelsey Faulkner- Most likely to do her home-work Jay Ford- Most likely to drive a Chevy Kirk Gerald- Most likely to need a calculator Jack Golden- Most likely to exist Mary Gower- Gary MowerErin Grimson- Most likely to be “Canada’s Next Top Model”Grace Hicks- Most likely to play the violin at 70 percent of her friends’ weddings Olivia Holliday- Most likely to keep the same name for a yearJack Johnson- Most likely to conduct the next Watergate Scandal Molly Johnson- Most likely to marry Ryan RaySarah Keaggy- Most likely to make her wedding dress out of trash bags and aluminum foilFaith Kelm- Most likely to come to school Caitlin Kennedy-Most likely to become a body builderRobby Ker- Most likely to return from college with a fake French accentNathaniel Kidd- Most likely to be the coolest kid in school Katherine Kirkland- Most likely to travel to

space and be Xenon Girl of the 21st CenturyAndrew Knestrick- Most likely to replace Mr. HickmanMack Lambert- Most likely to be in the Sopho-more HallSavannah Langen- Most likely to be in dress codeAndy Lennington- Most likely to be an animal rights activist Matthew LePere- Most likely to take something seriously Ishmael Lewis- Most likely to fast Libby Lewis- Most likely to be Pocahontas Robbie Liles- Most likely to be an “honorary bro”Alex Logan- Most likely to predict the end of LostJay Luna- Most likely to join a ballet class to be with a ballerina Josh Magruder- Most likely to make the Foo Dogs an NBA team Katie McBride- Most likely to not get a date to a school functionMeg McGregor- Most likely to join a gangCatherine Meehan- Most likely to get married on a horseEvers Miller- Most likely to apply to more than one college Kelly Morin- Most likely to discover the cure for cancer Cody Nelson- Most likely to name his mullet Cody Newsom- Most likely to dye his hair pink for graduation Michael Orme- Most likely to caddy for Tiger Woods Adair Osman- Most likely to feel awkwardChandler Parks- Most likely to plan BA pep ral-lies while still in college Kelsie Patton- Most likely to be a trophy wifeErin Pearce- Most likely to litterVictoria Petway- Most likely to eat her own pla-centa Abby Powell- Most likely to live on the Upper

East Side Beau Powell- Most likely to ask for an open note quiz, then realize he didn’t take any notesDavis Preister- Most likely to be a stay at home dad Elle Prior- Most likely to be apatheticRyan Ray- Most likely to live in the North with wife Molly JohnsonKendall Reily- Most likely to be in The Fast and the Furious: Brentwood DriftJames Reynolds- Most likely to be a horse whis-perer Lauren Rogers- Most likely to quit college and live with hippies in the woodsLindsey Rowe- Most likely to party hard in col-lege and end up unemployedJordan Sherman- Most likely to be the maid of honor in Ms. Lovell’s weddingWesley Sherrill- Most likely to be asked to move everyone’s furniture in the dorms Scott Simpson- Most likely to be mistaken for a Prada model Harris Slinkard- Most likely to marry Shaun White Benjamin Smallwood- Most likely to be the next Sham Wow guy Spencer Smith- Most likely to be in the Junior hall Emily Stow- Most likely to be the face of J. Crew Josh Tate- Most likely to his dorm at Naval Academy Prep SchoolMadeline Thomas- Most likely to work at a tan-ning bedCarson Torbert- Most likely to speak German Mary Julia Tunnell- Most likely to make a pil-grimage to Hobbiton in New Zealand Maggie Webb- Most likely to be a cat lady

Most likely to wear a polo shirt and khakis outside of BASamantha Wilson- Most likely to listen to clas-sical music Katherine Wright- Most likely to be wrong

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