THE 10 WORST PICKUP LINESIN THEIR NATURAL HABITATS

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN & THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE WOMAN

BY AARON GOLDFARB

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MY SHIRT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOUR FLOOR.

1

I LOST MY VIRGINITY.

CAN I HAVE YOURS?

2

WELL, HERE I AM. WHAT WERE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES?

3

I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER. CAN I HAVE YOURS?

4

IF YOU WERE WORDS ON PAPER YOU’D BE FINE PRINT.

5

I’M NOT DRUNK, I’M JUST INTOXICATED BY YOU.

6

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK AROUND YOU THREE OR FOUR MORE TIMES?

7

REMEMBER ME? OH THAT’S RIGHT, I’VE MET YOU ONLY IN MY DREAMS.

8

IF I SAID YOU HAVE A GORGEOUS BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?

9

I’D DO ME.

10

...DON’T BE THAT GUY/GIRL

I’D DO ME.

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