The Business Plana NovelBy Dex Quire[Type the abstract of the document here. The abstract is typically ashort summary of the contents of the document. Type the abstract ofthe documenthere.The abstract istypicallyashortsummaryof thecontents of the document.]23From The Business Plan HandbookThe business plan process involves the creating, researching,developingandimplementingof anenterprise. It will assist youinuncovering the issues that must be faced in the entrepreneur-employment process.Chapter OneWheneer ! meet someone ne"#"hen"e shake hands ! al"ays"onder after"ardsif that $uyhaseerkilled anyone.%id ! shake thehand of a killer& ' rapist& (ou read about so much mayhem and iolenceand yet the "orld appears to you as a smile and a handshake. Which isreal& )aybe it comes from me *ust not kno"in$ much. +r sales. Bein$ asalesman. !f ! "ere famous or po"erful or kno"n for somethin$ maybemy*ud$ment"ouldn,t tipso far into the insane -! am sane enou$h tokno" that it is insane to "onder if someone is a killer *ust because youhae shaken hands "ith them. )y other problem is ! tend to like eeryone. This! attributetobein$a/hristian0ealot durin$myhi$hschoolyears. 's a serious follo"er of 1esus you had to like eeryone2 the nearlyretardedthefeeble# theboastful# thedru$$ies# theinane# theiolent.(ou had to loe e3ually# as 1esus did#each accordin$ to his needs# eachto be $reeted "ith a 4are5like smile sunk in eternity6the dull# the slut#the airhead cheerleader. )y faith started to "aier "hen a 7ilipino $irl ! liked# 8hara# askedmetopray"ithheronemornin$beforeschool. 8he"asslenderandpretty and caramel colored andshe "asafraid she "aspre$nant. 8he*ust "anted someone to pray "ith her. ! said sure. ! think "e een heldhands"hen"eprayed. +h# ! kno""eheldhands. ! rememberthetin$le.+ne afternoon after our little prayer session# ! "as "alkin$ home fromschool. !t "as late afternoon6 ! must hae been helpin$ to do the layouton the school paper. 'ny"ay# ! "as "alkin$ home and ! looked do"n t"o9blocks and sa" 8hara "alkin$ alon$. 8he "as a knockout like ! said and !rememberthinkin$she"aserysculptedalmost artylikethoseteakcarin$s of naked "omen from some"here in the Paci:c. Then a pickuptruck pulled up beside her. ' crappy old pickup truck you see a lot of inmy hometo"n# a farm to"n in P;. ! kne" ri$ht o< it "as a couple ofhorny $uys out *ust toolin$ around lookin$ for lonely confused$irls tofuck. 8o she stops and looks to"ards the pickup and ! kne" they "eretryin$ to entice her into the truck. ! stood my $round and asked 1esus to$ie her stren$th. Please =ord $ie 8hara the stren$th not to $o and fuckthose$uys. !sa"herteeterto"ardsthetruck# talkin$tothe$uys. !prayed harder. Then she teetered a"ay from the truck. Thank you Lord.8he een stepped back a fe" paces. ! sent up my prayers to 1esus. Comeon Lord, give her the strength. Then she bo"ed to"ards the truck a$ain.! cranked up my prayer feror. ! clenched my :sts and prayed# /ome on1esus# $ie her stren$th. %on,t let her $et into that truck "ith those $uys.8he bent a"ay from the truck and paused "ith some :nality. ! started tosay#Thank you esus for this victory# but then ! "atched as she dancedinto the arms of the $uy holdin$ open the pickup truck door "hich thenslammed shut. ! "atched the truck drie o< until it turned into nothin$. !"alkedhomeima$inin$8haraandthe$uys hain$anafternoonofsmashin$# a$ile# muscle5buildin$ teen se>.'ny"ay# back to sales# the :rm handshake. The smile. The 7riday mornin$ meetin$.! hae heard ?elar 8cott talk out as many sides of his mouth as thereare lan$ua$es in the "orld. He is our boss and ! don,t kno" "here hiscon:dence comes from. )y $uess is that he understands humanmotiationbetterthanmost. Hebuildshisstaist in a t"ili$ht land bet"een public relations and consultin$./ounty $oernments can $et us cheap. %itto fro0en food manufacturersand city $oernments as "ellas $iant corporations "ho must producepublic serice ads to $et ta> breaks. ?elar neer takes responsibility foranythin$ or he takes all the responsibility for eerythin$. He,ll scream on7riday afternoon# BAet me a CD pa$e summary by )ondayEF The internsscramble to their desks to cancel "eekend assi$nations and shed tears.?elar,s one talent is an uncanny ability to e>tempori0e. Words come tohim like "ater to the eyes. !f nothin$ else# this is a man "ho has missedhis callin$ in life2 he cries out to be a politician. His board meetin$s arelike trips to an isolation tank. They make no sense to us# his demorali0edstapensie sushiand sashimi dishes. This is not so. Business people like you $et on theHorth"est direct 4i$ht toTokyo. (outaketheHaritae>presstothePrince hotel in 8hina$a"a. !,ll $ie you a smid$en of poetic license andsay that you mi$ht hae noticed the $reen rice :elds of /hiba prefectureand take note of the other traelers. Mpon arrial you are met by fello"e>ecuties "ho take you out to eat e>pensie sushi or a meal of $enuinerier bred una$i -"ater eel. $rilled and s"eetened and $enerallyunaailable on any but the 1apanese archipela$o. The sushi you,re eatin$by the "ay "as cau$ht in 'laska by youn$ :shermen :red on cocaine.%eliered to the $reat Tokyo :sh market. 'fter dinner you are taken to asmall bar and "aited upon by spectacular 1apanese "omen "ho :nd younearly ha0ardous in your brilliance# 4uorescent in your charm#untouchableinyour "it. (ousin$?araokeonasta$ethesi0eof achessboard. (our1apanesehostscan,tunderstand"hyWayneHe"tonhas a recordin$ contract and you don,t. The beautiful "aitress "ho is sobeautiful it hurts to be in the same room "ith her# $uides you to yourhotel room. 8he $ets in bed "ith you# but maybe not. (ou can,tNremember. (ou hae a sli$ht headache "hen you "ake up alone the ne>tmornin$. !n reality 1apanese people# too# hae a plain dinner fare# a macaroniand cheese or fro0en pi00a e3uialent to our *unky diet. !t,s called korokke -1apanese pronunciation of the 7rench cro,uette.. )aybeoncea"eekorso# 1apanesehouse"iessereupapotatopatty madefrom mashedpotatoes# dipped in 4our ande$$ batter andthen rolled in bread crumbs. !t is deep fried and sered "ith choppedcabba$e-cabba$ebein$thepreferred$reenasopposedtosaladin1apan. andas3uirt of bro"ns"eet sauce. Mnless you,ebeentoa1apanese home# unless you,e stood in your socks in the aera$e1apanese home or sat do"n to make dinner "ith a 1apanese house"ife#ho" "ould you understand "hat ! am talkin$ about&We "ill supply 1apan,s faoritepotatoproduct;the fro0enpotatocro3uette;"ith Washin$ton 8tate $ro"n potatoes. We hae already seen$reatsuccesssupplyin$)c%onald,s1apan"ithpre5cutfro0en7renchfries. This product ho"eer# "ill tar$et the 1apanese home. +ur success"ill be practically $uaranteed.Success I+nce ! $et rich the usual thin$ "ill happen to me!t "ill neer be enou$h"hen ! didn,t hae any money ! "ould oftendream of hain$ a lot of money and then doin$ all kinds of $ood thin$s"ith it. When ! really $ot a lot of money ! became incredibly stin$y. !t"as neer enou$h6 ! "ent throu$h a phase of aoidin$ my family. ! kne"they kne"that ! "as no"rich. ! kne"that no"# behindmyeerystatement# they "ould be thinkin$ "ell# you,e $ot plenty of money "hydon,t you& ! "anted to trael but then suddenly the petite lithe $irls !fantasi0ed about it Thailand became small and menacin$. %iseased. ThePhilippines "ell the )oslems are $ettin$ out of hand. ! "ould bekidnappedeasily# no". /entral 'merica"ell themurder rateis thehi$hest in the hemisphere Bra0il "ell there,s the cha$as bu$ it bites youOand ten years later your heart e>pands to the si0e of a "atermelon andyou die as this muscle e>pands in your chest cro"din$ your other or$ans#you can sometimes defeat it "ith the heay metal treatment that leaesyouamon$theliin$dead. 8o!$ointoafeerof isolation. !rentabasement apartment and buy a "ide screen TP ! $et a satellite and ancomfortable old sofa. !,e $ot streamin$ porno$raphy 29 hours and pumpmyself dry. Ho matter "here my or$ans of si$ht fall ! see the mammalian"aemotionof thehipinpro$ress! order alifesi0ese>doll "itharticulated limbs you can actually feel the bone structure "hen you layon top of her. Her skin is life5like. ! order the brunette "ith lar$e breasts! belieethe "ordis *uttin$. Her 3uim is ti$ht and delectable# eletyremoable# "ashable. This is thelife. Thereareno"indo"s inthebasement. )y bed is kin$ si0e and ery comfortablebut you kno" and !kno"that thiscannotlastor! "ouldn,t behereto"ritethisnoitcannot lastSuccess II8uccess "ill be a bit of a letdo"n. 'fter all ! kne" that this product"as $ood. !,m the one "ho had the ision and took the risks and $ae mytimeandener$yto"ardsdeelopin$it. 8o"henthereturnsstart tocomein-seecash4o".eeninthe:rst3uarter# !morethananyonekno"simply"hateeryonebelatedlyreali0es. +fcourse!amsli$htlydepressed. ! am infused "ith a )aster of the Mnierse feelin$. ! 4y do"nto 8an 7rancisco# check into the hi$hest class of "horehouse ! can :nd. !e>haust myself intrackand:eld5likefuckin$. ! alsolearnthat mostprostitutes marry "ell. 'm ! embarrassed by makin$ a fortune out of thehumble potato& Hot at all. 'fter a fe" s"in$s into dru$s and endurancefuckin$ ! "ill :nd the =ord. !,e already $ot my faorite preacher pickedout. He is the Ge. T.%. 1akes of Waco Te>as. ! had my eye on him eenbefore he made the coer of Time maga*ine. He is bi$ black and u$ly. But"hen he starts to preach the Holy 8pirit comes oer him and he becomesanointed and beautiful# een the "omen sharin$ the sta$e "ith him feelCDhis po"er and they be$in to $raitate to"ards him and rub his fat arms.He,sa$reat dresserbythe"ay. Hishideousnessbecomesaterriblebeauty andyoufeel the=ordmoin$throu$hhim. ! "ill titheandprobably start my o"n Bible /olle$e. But not before e>periencin$ all the"onderful de$radations of the 4esh beforehand