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The Malaysian Rowing Team. Malaysia Boleh!. Sound on please Click to advance slides. To prove that Malaysia Boleh, an annual boat rowing competition was organized against the Japanese Rowing Team. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
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Malaysia Boleh!
Sound on pleaseClick to advance slides
To prove that Malaysia Boleh, an annual boat rowing competition was organized against the Japanese Rowing Team.
It was agreed that each team be made up of 8 members and the two nations would alternate hosting the race.
The Malaysian team felt deeply humiliated by the result.
The Management was furious and vowed to win the following year’s race at ANY cost.
A special think-tank, comprising so-called experts from various fields, was set up to analyze the situation and to unearth the root cause of the problem.
After much deliberations, a bright idea hit upon the Management and they decided to hire a consultant firm to salvage the Malaysian Team.
The consultants finally submitted their recommendation:
They concluded that there were indeed too many captains and too few rowers on the Malaysian team.
A solution was proposed to the Management, basing upon this supposedly BRILLIANT finding:
““The structure of the Malaysian The structure of the Malaysian rowing team must be re-engineered rowing team must be re-engineered
immediately.”immediately.”
““The structure of the Malaysian The structure of the Malaysian rowing team must be re-engineered rowing team must be re-engineered
immediately.”immediately.”
Thenceforth the new set-up would be:
•1 manager•2 supervisors•4 captains•1 rower
Other recommendations:
•To shorten the working time of team members so as to allow them to take their families for holidays
• A pay-hike of 150%
Malaysia Boleh!
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Whereas a bonus reward plus extra perks like fancier car and luxurious housing, were doled out to the officials for
their outstanding display of showmanship during the preparation phase.
Meanwhile the consultant firm released yet another new set of findings, one which opinioned that the
strategy had been good, the motivation satisfactory, but that the tools needed improvement.
They also recommended that the competition rules be rewritten (deemed to be grossly unfair to the
Malaysian team). It was further recommended that the NEP be incorporated into the new rules. The new
rules shall remain in force until 2056, with an option to further extend until 3030.
Meantime a sure-win formulae has been hatched up by the Management.
The winning strategies of the Malaysia-Boleh team: • That the race shall be held in Malaysia perpetually.
• Members of the Japanese rowing team shall make up of not less than 51% indigenous Malaysians.
• A handicap be imposed on the Japanese team. As such they shall be competing in a less sophisticated boat – one built with an 25-year-old technology to be supplied by Proton.
• It is also mandatory that the Japanese team commence the race 3 km. behind the starting line. The Malaysian team, by virtue of being the sons of the Malaysian water, will get to start 1 km. ahead of the starting line.
And the Management is seeking out a foreign partner to partake in this new venture.
A plan is also in place to set up a RM5 billions sampan-rowing academy in Switzerland.
Currently, the Malaysian Team is designing a NEW DREAM BOAT!