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Tcry, Very little Things ,' But very important yourblood corpus-
cles.¬
. They are bright red. They ar-so small that it takes over 8,000 of then-in a line to make an inch. The brigh-red color comes from the iron in them-When there is not enough iron th-
'Wood is thin and watery and impure-Purity and vigor go together. Brown-'Iron Bitters is the only safe iron toni-over- made. It enriches the blood-builds up the system , gives health-Strength , and enjoyment of life.-
Ben
.
Butler's favorite song is "Darlingkiss my eyelids down. "
For cutsfrom barbed wire fence, tore shoulders,ttlchi and open sores on animal *', ust SUurart'e-Mealing Powder , IB and EOcts. a box-
.The
.
annual income of Queen Victoria i1135000.
AbsolutelyJ-JVe from Opiates, Emetics and-
A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE-For Couch *, Sore Throat , Hoarseness , Inflmerma ,
Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , YFcooplne Cuc&-Asthma, Qiilntr , Fatni In Chest , n4 other-
iScctloas of th Throat and Lunes *
Trice 5O cents a bottle. Bold by Prosplsts and Deal-ers.
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. Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly-get Ufor them icttl receive two l oUleitExpre >icfiaraes
' paid , by tending one dollar to-
TUE auni.cs A. YOGELEK COSIPJJTT ,Sola Owner * and Manufacturers ,' n.Wmoir, HirrlniJ , U. 8. A.
DYSPEPSIAI-s a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. It-neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de-pressinc
-the tona ot the Byitem , to prepare the way
lor Rapid Decline.
-THE g-
BEST TONIC. ?Quietly and completely Cures Dyspepsia in all-its forms. Heartburn , Belchinfr * Tastinc tho-Food , Ac. It enriches and purifies the blood, stuna.-Utes
.the sppatite. and aids the assimilation of food.-
BET..
. J. T. ROSSI-TEE , the honored pastor of tho-First Reformed Church. Baltimore , Md. . says :
HiTinp-tued Brown's Iron Bitters for Drepepria-and Indigestion , i take great pleasure in recojn-mendius
-it highly. Also consider it a splendid touio-
and inngoratcT , and very strenctheninc. "Genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines-
on wrapper. TnUe no ther. Made only byBROVTPf CTIKHIOLl0. , BA1T1MORK. MD.
LADIES' HAND Bcox nsefnl and attract! , con-taining
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list of prizes for recipes , information about-coins , etc. , given away by all dealers in medicine , or-mailed to any .address ou receipt of So. stamp. .
BITTERS ,IS. you-wish to be relieved of thoso-terrible Slot-Headaches and that miserable Sour Stom.-ach.
-. . Itwill , when taken according to direc-
tions¬
, cure any case of SIclc Headache-or; Sour Stomach ; It cleans the lining of-
.stomach. and bowel *, promotes healthy-
action and sweet secretions. It makes pure-Mood and gives it free flow, thus sendin-gnutriment to every part. It is the safest ,speediest and surest Vegetable Eemedf-ever invented for all diseases of the stomach..-and
.
. liver.3. H. Moore , of FarminEton. Mich. , says : M-
yenOerlns from Sick Headache and Sour-Stomach was terrible. One bottle of Hops-.and. Malt Bitters cured mo.-
Do.
not ret Hops and JTInlt Bitters con-founded
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with inferior preparations of similar-me.. For sale by all druggists.-
HOPS
.
& HALT BITTERS CO., DETROIT , HIG-
H.andDcalers
.
Hosteller's Stom-ach
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Bitters , as a spe-cific
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for Indigestion ,stands alone. When-the resources of the-pharmacopoeia havebeen exhausted with-out
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, at least , doing-more than mitigat-ing
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the complaint , a-course of this whole-come stomachic ef-fects
-_ a perfect and= : permanent cure. Jn-
all= cases of dyspepsia-s the liver Is more or-r_ less disordered , and-
upon= this Important-gland the Bitters act-with regular distinct-ness
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, regulating and-invigorating everysecretive and assimi-lating
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organ on which-bodllr and mental-health depend. For-sale by all Druggis-
tsHAYFEVER.generally.
.I can recommend Ely's
Cream Balm to all Hay-
Fever sufferers , itbemg. In-
jny opinion , founded on ex-
perlence
-
- and a sere cure.-
was.
I afflicted with Hay.-
Fever for twentyfive-years , and never before-
fonnd permanent relief.-TVEBSTEE
.H. HASKIXS ,
ilarshfleld. V-
tCream Balmh-as gained an enviable rep-utatlon wherever known-displacing all otherrtjaraUonsT A particle is * \T-
Into' nostrilU Aeach f -pain ; agreeable to use. tlJrllP-
rice SOc. br mall oral druggists. Send for circular.-ELY BROTHERS. Druggists, Owego, K. T.-
T.lfo
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and Death of tho-"Worlds'Hero.. GEN. . Standard History-and Blographv , by the best of au-'thors
-, Hon. J. T. HEADLT. Steel por-
trait¬
GRANT-
oung
, Fine Illustrations, Low Price.Agents out fit 50c now read v. ..Add-
.culck.
, KAXSJLS Cmr Jon. Co. 100 W. 9th , Kansas-City. . Mo.
People ? ai u-
ness Education , so to the old rellab e lovm- CUy Collere. Esfd In 1865. Send t. r Col-
.J'n'L.
Address, Com'l Colleee , Iowa City , la-
ANI >
. Circulars frc-YJLIJSyT N'E BltOS. , Jancsvllle.-
W.
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. If. U., Omaha. 26931.
THE TRAMPS NEW SCHEME-
.ffow
.
He Makes a Living at "Family Gather-ings.
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.""1 'spose j'ou don't remember-
aie , " said a man in the park as he-
same up and grasped a reporter by-
he; hand. Tho voice was faintly fa-
niliar-
and the speaker, who was de-
jently dressed , though evidently no-
particular about harmonious colors or-
perfect fit , had a slouchy movement-ihat indefinitely recalled some persor-so had met The man smiled anc-
Irawied out , "I thought you wouldn'1-mow me ; don't you remember a-
ouple) of winters ago when you'd be-jomin' out of that printiu' office ovei.here , how you used to stop and 'buz'-ne about what yon called the noble-irmy of tramps ? I don't forget you ,lir , for when you'd get througli talkin'-fou'd put up for collee and cakes , and-
iiore than once for lodgin' . I'd be-
teal glad if you'd go and have a-
ichooner or cigar or suthin' with me.-
L'm.
, fixed , " said he , pulline out a-
landfui of coin and bUls , "and would-ike to set 'em up. "
The reporter declined , but upon ,
jailing to mind tho emaciated , dilapi-lated
-tramp he had once known , was
'orced to inquire how so marked a-
jhange of condition had come about.-"Well
.," said he , "if you won't givo-
t away I'll tell you though I don'tjare if you do , for I am going west on-he; same lay. For the past two years-I've been working the family gather-ngs
-those folks , you know , who ad-
vertise¬
for everj'body of their name to-
neet at some one place to chin about-ihemselves and have a picnic.-
"You.
see , one day last summer I-
vas killin' time readin' a newspaper-I'd found when I run across one'of:hese meetin's. Well , it must have-jeen must have been what is't that-jives them poets a steer ?"
"Inspiration ?" suggested tho re¬
porter-."Yes
., that's it, it must have been-
hat; ; for all of a sudden suthin' said :"That's the racket for you , my boy ,to make believe you're one of the-rang ! ' You see , before I got way-lown where I was when , you Tirst saw-ne I used to 'supe * around theaters ;
hat made me think how easy 'twould-e> for one of them actors to put up-
tuch a job. Well , the first lot I tackled-vas on u big farm up the North river.[ got a piece of blue pencil , made an-inchor on my wrist , and put their-lame under it, so as to look like In-lia
-ink, you know. I had on a sail-
r's-
> blue flannel shirt when I went on-ihe grounds. There I told 'em I had-tlways follered the sea , and had lately-lad hard luck ; had read about the-neetin' and come to see if I knew any-jody
-of my name-
."Well.
, they're always jolly and free-it these places ; so they asked me to-rest myself , and raised me some better-jlothcs than I had on : after that ve-lad some bully grub. I walked around-md answered questions as well as Ij-
ould. . Now and then , when no one-vas lookin , ' some good old maid-sould come up , unloch her satchel ,md slip a dollar or two in my hand.-I've
.been gbin' from one place to an-
jther-
, summer and fall , ever since. I-
jeep the run of 'em by the papers and-yhat I hear around , and I get plenty-jf good duds and lots of cash. I play-he; sailor dodge most always. Some-limes
-1 fix up , but it isn't a good-
vay , for they expect you to chin twonuch-
."Say.
, if ever you go on this racket ,.et me give you the straight tip ; don'tjo fresh , don't talk more'n you can-lelp ; let them do the chinin' . I made-i mistake that way where I was last-yeek. . I was gettin' along first-rate ,lad been there two days. At lunch-ander tho trees the last afternoon an-ld) lady squinted at me through her-pecs; for a while , and said I put her in-Bind of 'Ike , ' who went out west some-fears ago to see some cousins who-ffere not known out this way. Well ,[ was fool enough to say I belonged to-he; western branch , as they called it ,
md remembered 'Ike. ' That settled± ; they all soured on me at once , and[ found that the westernblokes had-ot; 'Ike' a drinkin' and gamblin' ,
ind that branch of the family was look-3d
-at as N. Gr. So , I didn't get a rake-
hat; time-."Another
.
thing ; don't take in anyblks 'with long highfalutin names ,ivith de or van to 'em ; they generallyiave their families down ' fine-ind you'll get left sure ; better-ro for the Smiths , Thompsons , orJrowns-
."One.time 'down east, ' though , I-
jtruck a swell crowd and got a good-Hake when 1 thought I'd no show at.-
ill..
. A big chap with diamond studs-aw me and asked me 'what I was-
loin' ' there ! I gave him a ghost sto-rv
-
about lookin' for my relations. AndTm blamed if he didn't shake hands-
ivith me and said te'd help ine look-em up. , Then he took me a little to-
one side and asked me if I'd do him a-
avor ? He said he'd left Boston with-out
¬
sending an important telegram ,iidn't like to leave the party , would-
oblige him by goin' to Boston ,endin' the telegram , and-
waitin' .for an answer ? 'Wait , 'aid he , 'if it takes you alll-
ay. . ' He handed me a twentydollar-ill) and a railroad ticket. Well I did-he errand , waited a good while , no-answer came , and then I tumbled to-t ! Yes , sir, just as you say. I was-mid , like the organ-grinder , to go-
iway ! But , don't you see , even-ihat beats getting bounced from
& free-lunch counter, like in old-imes , eh ?
"But come , " and here tho tramp so-
arnestly urged the acceptance of the-lospilable "schooner," that the re-porter
¬
had to compromise on calisaya-md seltzer at a Broadway drugstorej-efore the good-by could be said.-New
.York Tribune-
.Scenting
.
a Slaver.-Many
.years ago , when slavery was-
he rule and not the exception , vessels-running a cargo were extremely-clever in eluding capture and puttingheir pursuers off the scent. A good-tory is told of tho flagskip Winche-ser"l
-think going out of Simon's bay-
onnd> to the Mauritius. When off-Cape Hangklip , late one afternoon , a-
very rakish , suspicious-looking craft-was sighted , carrying an unusual-number of staysails, who upon seeinglie man-of-war hoisted Spanish colors
and her'numbor olMarryat's code and-requested to be reported. She parsed-quite close , and was apparently a-
passenger ship of about live hundred-tons burden , for as she neared them-about a dozen ladies , in very smurt-bonnets , veils , and parasols , wero ob-
served¬
to come ou deck and wave-their handkerchiefs wiih every dem-onstration
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of cordiality to the officers-of the flagship. She seemed to have-also a large crew and was very clean-and smart. Suspicion was quite dis-
armed¬
, and she was logged as a pass-enger
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ship from Manila to Cadiz. The-admiral was alone in his opinion that-all was not right , remarking that the-ladies waved their pocket handker-chiefs
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uncommonly long and vigorous-ly
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to a mere passing ship ; he also-thought the handkerchiefs unusually-large , and further he mentioned that-as she passed he was looking out of-the door in the stern gallery , and a-
faint , curious whiff came down on the-wind , reminding him of something-long past. He could not remember for-the moment of what it did remind-him , but it suddenly occurred to him-several hours after that the faint pass-ing
- ,
odor, as the strange vessel swept-by , recalled the smell of a slavesihip-which he had navigated into port years-before. . And he was right. This same-vessel was taken , off the Havana , on-
her subsequent vbyage , and proved to-
have been a Spanish ship from Fer-nando
¬
, Veloso river , in the Mozam-bique
¬
channel , full of slaves for Cuba-.Her
.
captain explained with delighted-pride his meeting with the flagship off-
the cape , and how , seeing a large-manofwar bearing down upon him ,
with the certainty of capture and no-
hope to escape should the ship'scharacter be known , he adopted the-clever expedient , doubtless not for-the first time , of dressing up a num-ber
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of his men in wome's attire , a ruse-that was in this instance entirely suc-cessful.
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. All the Year Bound-
.Pony
.
Eaces.-
One.
of the most characteristic scenes-of the New Forest is to be seen on the-day of its annual pony races. These-are "for the purpose of improving the-breed of ponies bred in the forest ;"they take place every August on Bal-mer
-Lawn , close to Brockenhurst , the-
old Broceste of the "Domesday Book. "Brockenhurst is about five miles away-across the forest ; it is visible from-Bauelieu heath. - - ,
The little forest ponies are not-troubled by the hundreds that are wor-rying
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them ; those that have been-trimmed and groomed for the racinglook handsome , spirited little things.-One
.pretty gray poney with long ,
sweeping tail and mane has won * many-a race on this course , and wins again-today ; he has reigned for a long time-as The King of the Forest ; but now ho-belongs to a new owner and bears a-
new name. Another well-built ponyis trimmed in quite a different style" ;
His mane is very short and his "tail-"docked , " in defiance of the Societyfor the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani-mals.
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. He belongs to a dealer and-must needs present this fashionable-appearance. .
The winning-post is surrounded by a-
group of people who are really in earn-est
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about the races ; on each side of it-
a small street is created by the various-shows which set up here for the day,and up and down this street , between-tho races , wanders an idle throng of-
peasants. . It is the opinion of the-natives of the New Forest that theso-races are far superior to the Derby,the principal reason for this prefer-ence
¬
being that the fun goes steadily-on , and waxes hotter as the day-wanes. . To an outsider the aspect of-this primitive , old-world-looking dissi-pation
¬
is in itself very interesting.-There
.is a great sobriety about it to-
all appearance ; the peasants wander-slowly from one old-fashioned show to-another ; there is nothing out of keep ¬
ing with the lovely setting which sur-rounds
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the picture. But in the heart-of it there is a fever of excitement ,after all , which but ill accords with-the placidity of the old forest. Heavybetting goes on in the group gathered-round the winning-post ; some of the-owners of the ponies , small farmers in-the neighborhood , will stake all they-possess in the world upon a favorite-so that there is quite the air of a min-iature
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Derby about the scene as the-game little ponies come tearing past-the winning-post , ridden in every con-ceivable
¬
fashion by their boyjockeys.-These
.are mostly country lads , who-
have learned to ride as a fish learns to-swim , but not with quite the same-natural elegance. Now and again-there is a regular jockey among them-
one who has perhaps lost his chance-of riding in the large races by reason-of some unprofessional trick who will-come down and ride here , and possibly-make 100 or so. He is easily recog-nized
¬
among the others as soon as tho-ponies start by his businesslike style-.The
.ponies themselves all look exceed-
ingly¬
trim ; they have been taken in-for three months , and the attention-they receive converts them into won-derfully
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pretty creatures. English Il-lustrated
¬
Magazine-
.Origin
.
of Mosquitoes.-The
.
Indians have a very satisfacto-ry account of the origin of the Monle-zuma
-mosquitoes. The legend runs-
thus : There were in times of old ,many moons ago , two hugefeathered-monsters permitted by Manitou to de-scend
¬
from the sky and" alight on the-banks of the Seneca river. Their form-was that of a mosquito. They were-so large that they flew toward tho-earth. . Standing on either bank, they-guarded the river , and , stretchingtheir long necks into the canoes of the-Indians as they attempted to paddle-along the stream , gobbled them up as-the stork king in the fable gobbled upthe frogs. The destruction of life was-so great that not an Indian could pass-without being devoured in the at-tempt.
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. It was long before the mon-sters
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could be exterminated , and then-only by the combined efforts of all-the Cayaga and Onondaga nations.-The
.battle was terrible , but the war-
riors¬
finally triumphed , and the mam-moth
¬
mosquitoes were slain and left-unburied. . For this neglect the In-dians
¬
'had to pay dearly. The catcass-es
-decomposed and the particles , vivi-
fied-
by tho sun , flew off in clouds of-mosquitoes , which have filled the-country ever since.
PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH.-
Does
.
a Similar Danger Threaten Every-One of Us ? JHo\v Public Attention In-
Directed to Personal Peril *.
Rochester (N. Y.) Correspondence Indianapo-lis
¬
Sentine-l."Judge
.
, " said a young lawyer to a-
very suacessfui senior , "tell me the se-
cret¬
of your uniform success at the bar. ""Ah , young man , that secret is a life-
study , but I will give it.to you on con-dition
¬
that you pay all my bills during-this session of court. "
"Agreed , sir, " said the junior.-"Evidence
., indisputable evidence. "
At the end of the month the judge re-
minded-
the young man of his promise-."I
.recall no such promise. "
"Ah , but you made it""-Your evidence , please ?"And the judge, not having any wit-
nesses¬
, lost a case for once !
The man who can produce indisputa-ble
¬
evidence wins public favor. I had-an interview yesterday with the most-successful of American advertisers ,whose advertising is most successful be-
cause¬
always backed by evidence-."What
.styles of advertising do you-
use ?" I asked H. H. "Warner , Esq-."Display
., reading matter and para-
graphs-
of testimonials , ""Have you many testimonials ?"In answer he showed me a large cab-
inet¬
chock-full. "We have enough to.-
fill.
Boston , New York , Chicago , St. '
Louis and Philadelphia morning pa-pers.
¬
.""Do you publish many of them ?""Not a tithe. Wonderful as those we-
do publish , we have thousands like-them which we cannot use. 'Why-not ? ' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe-ure' has probably been the most sue-
cessful- ,
medicine for female disorders-ever discovered. We have testimonials-from ladies of the highest rank , but it'-would be indelicate to publish them-.Likewise
.
many statesmen , lawyers , :'
clergymen , doctors of world-wide fame-have been cured , but we can only refer ,
to such persons in the most guarded 'terms , as we do in our reading articles. ""Are these reading articles success-
ful-
?""When read they make such an im-
presslon- |
that when the 'evil days' of ill-.health
.
draw nigh they are remember.ed ,1and Warner's safe cure is used-
."No.
, sir. It is not necessary nowi-as at first , to do much constant and ex-i
, t'ensive advertising. A meritorious.medicine sells itself after its merits are-
II known. We present just evidence ,
enough to disarm skeptics and to im-
press- :
the merits of the remedies uponnew consumers. We feel it to be our-.duty
.
to do this. Hence , best to ac-complish
-.
our mission of healing thej-sick , we have to use the reading article-style. . People won't read plain testi-monials.
- .'
. ""Yes , sir ; thousands admit that had,
'
they not learned of Warner's safe cure ;
through this clever style they would-still
-
be ailing and still impoverishing ,
themselves in fees to unsuccessful )
'practitioners. ' It would do your souli-good to read the letters of thanksgiving }
we get from mothers grateful for the'-perfect success which attends Warner'ssafe cure when used for children , and-the surprised gratification with which1-men and women of older years and im-paired
-*
' vigor testify to the youthful'-feelings
'
restored to them by the same'-means. ."
"Are these good effects permanent ?" .
'Of all the cases of kidney , liver,urinary and female diseases we have'-cured , not two per cent , of them report'-a return of their disorders. Who else'-can show such a record ?"
"What is the secret of Warner's safe ;
cure permanently reaching so many-serious disorders ?"
' 'I will explain by anillustration : The-little town of Plymouth , Pa. , has been-plagne stricken for seveial months be- '
Icause its water supply was carelessly
! poisoned. The kidneys and liver are, the source of physical well-being. Ifpolluted by disease, all the blood be-comes
¬
poisoned and every organ is af-fected ami this great danger threatens
teveryone who neglects to treat himself'-promptly. . I was nearly dead myself ,
'
from extreme kidney disease , but what-is now Warner's safe cure , cured me,and I know it is the only remedy in thet-world that can cure disorders , for I-
tried everything else in vain. Cured ;
by it myself , I bought it and , from aj-
sense of duty, presented it to the world.-Only
.by restoring kidneys and liver-
can disease leave the blood and the-system. . "
A celebrated sanitarian physician. '
once said to me , "The secret of the-wonderful success of Warner's safe-cure is that it is sovereign over all kid-ney
¬
, liver and urinary diseases , which-primarily
-
cr secondarily make up the-majority of human ailments. Like all-great discoveries it is remarkably sim-ple.
¬
."The house of H. H. Warner & Co-
.stands.
deservedly high in Rochester ,and it is certainly matter of congratu-lation
¬
that merit has been recognized-all over the world , and that this suc-cess
¬
has been unqualifiedly deserved-.Pcy
.POEXT-
.The
.
Drnggisl's "K. "The letter "R , " with a tall flourish ,
as employed by physicians in prescrip-tions
¬
, is the sj'mIX )! of Jupiter , under-whose special protection all medicines-we placed. The latter itself (Recipe ,take ) and its flourish may be thus par-aphrased
¬
: "Under the good auspices of-
Jove , the patron of medicines , take the-following drugs in the proportions set-down. . "
Health and Education.-The
.Sisters of the Academy of the-
Visitation , Frederick , Md. , are amongst-those in charge of educational institu-tions
¬
who use Red Star Cough Cure-and give it to their pupils. They write ,
that they can heartily recommend it to-their friends.-
Dr.
.
. Mary "Walker has made $2,000 out-of her dime museum engagements-
.For.
Dizziness take Allen's Iron TonicBitters : All genuine bear the signature of 1. F. ¬
Allen, Druggist. St. Paul. Min-n.President
.Cleveland is passionately fond-
ol flowers-
.Lame
.
Back ? Hunt's [Kidney and Liver]Remedy cures distressing diseases of dia-betes
¬
, gravel , and retention ol urine-."I
.can't sleep !" Sufferers from nervous-
prostration , and wasted vitality , can re-gain
¬
health by usingHunt's Kidney Remedy.
ON CORNS. "Aik for Wells * "Hough on Corns." ISe. Outer ,
complete cure. Hatdorsolt corns , warts , bunion-
sIF YOU WAIVr A I> OGJ-Send 15 cents for Don BUYERS' GUIDE : 10-
0engravings , colored plate. Associated Fan-ciers
¬
, 237 South Eighth Street. Philadelphia-
.We
.
are pleased to learn that so many-of our young friends are preparing to-
attend Elliott's Business College at-
Burlington , la. It is the finest school-in this country.-
Minister.
Phelps1 ears still ring with the-echo of British cheer-
s.Higher
.
Prices for Butter *
All dairymen who use Wolls , Richardson& Co.'s Improved Butter Color hgree that-it increases the value of butter several-cents a pound. It is pure and harmless ,
convenient for instant use , has no taste or-odor , and gives R clear , golden richness to-the butter. It is the very best butter color-obtainable , and is not expensive. In every-state in the Union the demand for it is in ¬
creasing-
.Emperor
.
William is not half so sick as-some papers make him out to be-
."ROUGH
.
ON RATS. "Clears out rats. mice , roaches , flics , ants , bedbugs ,
skunks , chipmunks , gophers. iSc. Druggists.
TheKing of Bavaria is said to have de-veloped
¬
into a sort of Caliban-
.Halfortf
.
Sauce used at all first-class hotels.-Makes
.your food more nutritious._
Sir Henry James is said to be the wittiest-man in London._
HEART PAINS.-Palpitation
., Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In-
digestion. . Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells-Health_
PATEIVTSoouimeii by i ouialJasscr&Co. , At-torneys
¬, Washington , P.O. Eat'J 18S1. Advice free-
.Ayoub.
Khan's name rightly interpreted-means "Governor Job. "_
The purejt. sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the-world , manufactured from fresh , healthylivers , upon-the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa-tlentivrho
-have once taken It prefer It to all others J
Physicians have decided It superior to any of the-other oils In market. Made by Cj.swxLr , HAZZAKD
, &Co. , Neir York-.Chapped
.Hands , Face. Pimples , and Rough Skin,-
1cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CJLSWJCUJH AZAED t Co , New York.
Bobbie Burns is a police justice in Buffalo ,
but a mon's a mon for a" that.-
If.
you are tired taking1 tho largo oldfash-ioned
¬
griping1 pills , and are satisfied thai purs-Ing yourself till you ure weak and sick is not-good common-sense , then try Carter's Little-Liver Pills and learn how easy It Is to bo free-from Biliousness , Headache , Constipation ,and nil Liver troubles. These little pills are-smaller , easier to take and givo quicker re-lief
¬
than any pill in use. Forty In a vial. One-a dose. Price 25 cents._
All Queen Victorias; children are fond of-
the theatre , and go there frequently."-
When
.
Babywas tickwe garo her Castoda ,
"When sho was a Child , sho cried for Castoria ,
When sho became Hiss , sho clung to Caatoria ,
Whan sho had Children , she gavethem Caatoria,
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns ,
scalds and rheumatism are relieved by-Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment.-Sold
.by druggists-
.Worms.
cause peevishness , fevers , convul-sions
¬
and frequently death. A pleasant ,
safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'SGERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by alldruggists-
.Headaches.
, constipation , liver complaint ,
billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing-remedv which never produces pain , EL-LERT'S
-DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.-
Only.
25 cents. Sold by druggists.-An
.
economical man will keep the leather-of his harness soft and pliable , which pre-serves
¬
it from crackfnc ; or ripping. He al-
was-
uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.-
Sold.
by all Harness Makers-.Onethird
.
of all who die in active middle-life are carried off by consumption. The-most frequent cause is a neglected cold ,
cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or-asthma , all of which may be permanentlv-cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR-AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists.-
A.
farmer's wealth depends on the condi-tion
¬
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble-they are especially liable to distempers ,fevers , co dsand all diseases which destroy-animals. . Thousands of dollars are saved-annually by that valuable old stand by,UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.-
Restless.
, fretful , crying children are suffer-ing
¬
and need for their relief DR. WIN-CHELL'S
-TEETHING SYRUP , which is-
useful not only for all the disorders of-
teething infants , but cures coughs , croups ,sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil-dren
¬
, and should always be kept in every-house for emergencies. Only 25. cents.-Sold
.by all druggists.-
Dr..
. Talmage speaks of "woman's silent-imperialism. ."
Do Yois FeelA-
ll tired out , almost prostratedwithout appctlt*nervous , depressed , and despondent ? Hood's Sarsa-parilla
-
will give you strength and vigor , restore and-sharpen your appetite, build up y ur nervous system-
and clear your mind.-
Do.
you have pimples and bolls breaking onton-your body , scrofulous sores or bunches , or other In-
dications¬
of impure blood ? Hood's Sarsaparilla will-remove every vestige of Impurity and vitalize and-enrich the blood.-
Do.
you have headache. Indigestion , heartburn ,
distress after eating, faintness. or other symptoms of-
dyspepsia ? Hood's Sarsaparllla will tone up the dL-
digestive organs , remove every disagreeable symp-tom
¬
, and completely cure you.-
Do.
you have pains In the back and the disagreeable-evidences of difficulties with the kidneys or liver ?
Hood's Sareaparllla rouses these organs to their-proper duties and enables them to resist the attacks-of disease. Give Ita tri-
al.Hood's.
Sarsaparillago-ld by all druggists. (1 ; six for 5. Made only by-
C.I. . HOOD & CO, Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass-
.IOO
.
Doses One Dollar.
"Castorfa Is so irell adapted to children that-I recommend it as superior to any prescriptioaknown to me." H. A. ASCHER , SI. D. ,
Ill So. Osford St , Brooklyn , N. Y.
fo! t nnhooi. 'rciuutnroI>rnln. and all forms ot ItcbllltrI"Merror, Ignorance. vice or excesses Quickly and Fnsllj-
now flrmlj establ In America olcly on lUmerlt *
(Scaled , for cents In stamps. ) Gives testimonials , bust-Bess
-and medical references. Ac. ConmltBtlo * ITrea-
.CIVIA1.K.
AGENCY. 174 Fulton Bt , New Yorfc.
* * *. . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 . .VEGETABLE COMPOUND. is A rosmvE CUES FOB-
.Jill.
tlioso painful Complaint ** and M'eakntaxei so common ** * * * to our best *
, * FK3ULE rOPULATIOJf. .Trie* $1 IB IlqaU , pll * r IM ( firm-
.n
.purpose U *oMy for the Itclltmatr healtny /
disease and tht relief of pnln , a U that'it doit ait-
it claims to do, :haKsand3ef ladle * cer. gladly testify-.It
.
i Ul cure entirely all Ovarian tronbles , InB mm*tlon and Ulceratlun , Filling and Displacements, n t-
consequent Spinal VTcainezs , and It particularlr-idaptcdtotho chan: of life. . .
It reraOTea Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarlnr-for stimulants , and relleTcs WcaKnet * of tho Stomach.-It
.cures Bloatlns , U-adachcs , Nerreus rroitratlon.-
General.
Debility , 81eeple neM , Deprcuslou and Ino-Eestlon.
>. That teeliay ot bearing down , canrtnr pain,
and backacht Is always permanently cared by Us us .Send stamp to Lynn , limn. , for pamphlet. Letters o-
Inquiry confidentially au werod. rorsalsatdrugyist *.. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
lr. Uarker, of tho Brighton , England. Hospital ,says : "IJIdge's Food resembles the mothers mil *BO closely that Infants arc reared , and well reared,exclusively upon It." Another physician , ac the-
headof nn orphan asylum , says : "I hnvubeen using-this preparation for five years or more , and have the-most unbounded faith In It as a diet for Infants up te-
say , eighteen months old."
FARMERS.T-
his
.
Iswhat Interests-you all. The celebratedLa.ix.eo Collar , made Iromour IATAGO Oil TannedLeather. . Warranted not-to eet hard or crack. Youcan trash them when dirtyand tcey will keepsott and-pUablo. .Ask jour d ealers for them-
Uso them and jou Trill have f-
no oth-
er.TANNING
.
CO. ,LINCOLN , NEBRASKA ,
Manufacturers.T-
ube
.
iColors , Me. dor. ; Sabla Brushes. Tc. np ;
Jjnsues . 5c. cp ; A-jmiuco. 7cnp ; Pallets . fc-tAnlsts' ZaseU , SOc. ; Artists' Boxes , J1.M ; Panel *,
.vu. Oils. 12c. : Canvas. 7Sc : Gold Paint. 25 i-
MoreltiM and Trenton Ware for DecoratingFrameiforPlcturesln Gold. Plush. Oak and Bronze. Samp el-of molding. We dozen. Send : cant Stamp (or Catalozu-
sA.
-
HOSPE Omaha. , ,
BROWNELL HALL.P-
rotestant..
. Episcopal Semlnirfoi"Voting Ladles.O-
MAHA.
, - NEBRASKA.-
The.
Bishop of Nebraska. Visitor. Theltcr.Rober-Doherty. . S. T. DKector , has been ten year* at the-head of the school , and Is assisted by an able and ex-
perienced¬
Faculty. The twenty-first year begin-sWednesday , September 9,1885.-
For.
Catalogue and particulars , apply to the Rec-
tocleiLLOTT'SBold by AJ.L DEALERS throughout the Wor-
MGold Ittcdal Paris Exposition , 1873. .
LIQUIDAwa-
rded GOLD MEDAL, LONDON , 1883. Utri-by JIuon & Ilamlin Orgin and Piano Co_ Pullman-Palace Car Co.c. Mfd onlr by the RUSSIA-CEMENTCO. . GLOUCESTER. MASS. SOLD-EVERYWHERE.. OFff-Sample Tin Can bv UaJUa-
metKale relief 'm the worst cascs nsnres coinfart-oSocta
-
cnres where aJl others fail.
R. U. AWARE'* THA-Tarillard's Climax Plugb-
earing a red tin toy ; that larOlxnl'tK *c I>e fflno cut ; that Lorlllard'cKary Clipping * , and. ttat Lorlllard's SamfTs , artth best *nd cheapest, quality considered ?
Eggs far Haiclilai ad Fowls for Silc-
.Send
.for free IHostratcd catalogue and
SU-Tfranklin , Xeb.
"THEE-TCHES
BEST IS CHEAPEST. ",
HorsePeers(Suited to all sections. ) .and Prices to The Aultman tTaylor Co. . JIan jflc-Itl. OhJ<v-
DIP To Introduce them , weDm UrrtHi win GIVK AWATJ-
l.OOO Self-Operating Washing Machines , ll-you want one send us your name , 1 *. O. ans-express olHce at once. TJIK >'AT1OX-AL
-CO. . ii5 Dcy Street. Jf. V._
LAD* AGEHTS ,employment and good salary-sellins Queen City Skirt and-
outfit irf-c. Addres" ! Cincinnat-iSuspender Co.. Cincinnati , O-
Omaha Commercial. Send name forCOLLEGE Catalogue and specimen of pemaa-ship. . M.G. KOHCUOUGH. Prlnclp-
a.Morphine. Habit Cnred In IOJo 2o days. NoparUil Curad.11. j. STsruKus. Lebanon , Ohio
\.for Infants and Children.
Caatoria rares Colic , Constipation ,Sour Stomach , Diarrhoea , Eructation ,Kills "Worms , gives sleep , and promotes di-
gestion.¬
.Without injurious medication.
THE CZSTAUB COEPAMY , 1S3 Fulton Street , X-
.T
.
BEST WATERPROOF RIDING COAT.C-oTOTtt.
.. t] *ne. ndwmke pyoadr/lB nritonn.Bold ererywhoa. Uli-itrated otalecoe frcn. A.J. Tower. BoMra.
'- 'fit