THE NOT SO TRUTHFUL NEWS BY R MCCLUNG

A Silent Newscast

Mr. Rogers tamed killer gorilla before his death

Mr. Rogers, a peace advocate, spoke out against violence through his TV show, “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.”

Gogo the Gorilla was first found terrorizing other gorillas and apes in the local zoo, and no one could

tame him.

Being the peace proponent of the 20th century, Mr. Rogers felt it was up to him to reform Gogo. After

turning over a new leaf, Gogo lived happily ever after in Mr

Rogers’ backyard.

Prisoners exiled to Mars

Due to overpopulation in prisons around the world, the most dangerous criminals are being trained to bow down to Martian

aliens. They will be sent to Mars next month to be used as human sacrifices.

Martian aliens have been searching the galaxy for living sacrifices to feed their Alien Queen for

the past year.

By giving the prisoners to the aliens, humans are hoping to build a bridge of friendship between the

two planets’ inhabitants.

Cookie Monster Takes Over Texas

Computer Company

Cookie Monster enjoyed using his computer to look at cookies until he saw a message that disturbed

him. The message was from a computer company in San

Antonio.

The message bothered Cookie Monster so much that he stayed

in bed eating peanut butter cookies for ten days.

Finally, Cookie Monster decided to buy out the company and to

program each computer to display cookie images on each monitor

screen at all times.

Barney Wins American Idol

After living on an island by himself for five years, Barney decided to restart his singing

career by auditioning for American Idol.

Competition was fierce but he made it to the live shows with many other talented vocalists.

Once the producers of American Idol knew Barney was the winner,

they decided to decorate the stage to look like setting of

Barney’s former show and to have Baby Bop and two friends make the announcement of his win.