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engagewithgrace.org The One Slide Project 1. On a scale of 1 to 5, where do you fall on this continuum? 2. If there were a choice, would you prefer to spend the day after Thanksgiving: digesting; hitting the sales; watching the game; sweating off the pounds? 3. Could a loved one correctly describe your favorite feast? 4. Is there someone you trust whom you’ve appointed to wash and dry the dishes after your holiday meal? 5. Have you completed any of the following: written out your favorite holiday recipe to share with others; created a holiday shopping list; found bread for leftover turkey sandwiches; made bets on this week’s winning team? Can You and Your Loved Ones Answer These Questions About Your Holiday Preferences? 1 2 3 4 5 Bring it on – the in-laws, the misbehaved children, the mountains of dirty dishes! Let me enjoy the holiday season in glorious solitude – just me, a mug of hot cocoa, and a good movie

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engagewithgrace.org The One Slide Project

1. On a scale of 1 to 5, where do you fall on this continuum?

2. If there were a choice, would you prefer to spend the day after Thanksgiving: digesting; hitting the sales; watching the game; sweating off the pounds?

3. Could a loved one correctly describe your favorite feast?4. Is there someone you trust whom you’ve appointed to wash and dry the

dishes after your holiday meal?5. Have you completed any of the following: written out your favorite holiday

recipe to share with others; created a holiday shopping list; found bread for leftover turkey sandwiches; made bets on this week’s winning team?

Can You and Your Loved Ones Answer These Questions About Your Holiday Preferences?

1 2 3 4 5

Bring it on – the in-laws, the misbehaved children,

the mountains of dirty dishes!

Let me enjoy the holiday season in glorious solitude – just me, a mug of hot cocoa, and a good movie