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May 1, 2014 WWW.VSUSpEcTATOR.cOM VOLUME 86 iSSUE 14 Inside This Issue - OpiNiONS: Pipeline a risk to Valdosta - FEATURES: E.T. unearthed in New mexico desert - SpORTS: Tennis freshman earns F.o.Y . honors On the Web www.vsuspectator.com Weather 78 H 61 L Today 65 H 56 L Friday 55 L 75 H Few Showers Saturday Check out LaMarcus Wilkerson’s story, “Sanfoka celebrates graduates ,” on the web! Congrats, Congrats, Grads. Grads. Check out this Check out this semesters grad semesters grad tab inside tab inside Rain Showers Find Us Online WEbSiTE: vsuspectator.com TWiTTER: @vsuspectator FAcEbOOk: The Spectator This Day in History Bake Sale - Golden Key International Honors society will be hosting a bake sale on the Pedestrian mall today from 10 a.m-1 p.m. Everything will be one dollar. Odradek - The 2013 edition of the odradek will be unveiled today in Psychology Auditorium Room 1204 from 7-9 p.m. Students will read their work. copies of the issues will be available along with refreshments afterwards. Today at VSU Reach the peak On this day in 1963, James Whittaker became the first American to reach the peak of Mt. Everest. Whittaker did this with Nawang Gombu, his Sherpa climbing partner. 40-hour work week On this day in 1926, Ford Motor Company became a pioneer in the fight to adopt a five-day work week for its work- ers. Ford was one of the first companies in America to do so and started implementing the policy the following August. Source: History.com Seniors display artwork in Fine Arts Gallery Carlin Morrison/THE SPECTATOR The Senior Art Exhibit opened April 19 and will run until May 5 in the Fine Arts Gallery. The exhibit features the artwork of 17 VSU se- niors. Fall break in, Dead Day out After months of deliber- ation, the issue of VSU’s aca- demic calendar for the year 2015-2016 has been resolved. The final decision was made by VSU President William mcKinney last week. The calendar will include a four-day finals week for the fall and spring semester, a three-day Thanksgiving break and a two-day fall break. There will be no dead day during finals week either se- mester. In the controversial issue concerning the placement of Spring Break, dr. mcKinney sided with the Student Gov- ernment Association over the recommendation of the facul- ty senate. Spring Break will be march 14-18. The faculty senate’s pro- posal would have put Spring Break from march 28-April 1. The occurrence of Spring Break would have fallen on the twelfth week of the se- mester, which would be in sync with the lowndes coun- ty School district. doing so would cater to faculty, staff and students with children attending lowndes county schools in regards to taking family vaca- tions and getting child care for smaller children. Also, students training to be teachers do not get to en- joy Spring Break due to working with students who aren’t on their Spring Break at the same time. Then, when the school dis- tricts do get their break, VSU students have to resume their classes. The SGA argued that the proposal put an unnecessary strain on students because it would occur late in the se- mester. They proposed that the break be moved to either march 7 or march 14. dr. mcKinney approved of the faculty senate proposal, with exception of when Spring Break would fall. The Jimerson administra- tion passed the torch to the Barker administration on monday night. SGA President Tyler Barker was sworn in at a ceremony in the Student Union, which also served as the final SGA meet- ing until August. Before he was sworn in, however, outgoing SGA Presi- dent Will Jimerson had some final thoughts for his past year in office. “We started the semester way back in August at our first senator orientation at the University center, where I re- vealed the organization’s strategic plan that aligned with VP oshodi’s platform ‘Working for You from the In- side out’ and my platform ‘Student Involvement: Reten- tion, Graduation, Progres- sion,’” Jimerson said. “We have reached our potential and desire to grow into all that we are destined and de- sired to be.” Jimerson pointed out the various objectives that the SGA had and matched during the season. Some of these ob- jectives involved bridging a gap between the SGA, the stu- dent body and the administra- tion; increasing the visibility of the SGA; and improving clarity of the internal and ex- ternal workings of the SGA. A new order for SGA Joe Adgie SocIAl mEdIA EdIToR [email protected] LaShawn Oglesby STAFF WRITER [email protected] For the first time, President mcKinney will give the State of the University in a speech on Friday. mcKinney will discuss what VSU has done in the past year and plans for the university in the future. “Because Valdosta State University’s accomplish- ments, your accomplishments at our university, are deserv- ing of recognition and ac- knowledgement, I have decid- ed to change things so that the entire VSU community-- its faculty, staff, students, alumni and friends--can share in our successes and more im- portantly, understand the pos- itive momentum of our achievements,” dr. mcKinney wrote in an email. “This posi- tive momentum is not an ac- cident, but rather represents quite clearly that we are pur- posefully moving our great university forward in to a very bright future.” The speech will be given in Whitehead Auditorium in the Fine Arts building Friday at 1:30 p.m., and will be streamed live at useduca- tiontv.com. In addition, mcKinney an- nounced that the annual con- vocation will change and will no longer feature a speech from the president. The long-awaited move of the ATm from the University center to the Student Union has been in talks again, with the latest goal to have it ready by the start of classes in Au- gust. "The ATm is going to move to the Union,” Presi- dent William mcKinney said. “my hope is that when you come back in August that the ATm is at the Union. “It will be a Bank of Amer- ica ATm, just like the ATm at the Uc now, but it will be in a secure location." mcKinney and his staff aren't yet sure about where the ATm will be placed, or whether it will be inside or outside of the union, but it should be a sign of good news to all students that the university is looking to im- prove some of its safety is- sues by relocating the ATm. The students themselves should feel relieved knowing that they can conveniently get money without the concern of traveling far away to the iso- lated and, at most times, se- cluded location of the Uc. "I think the move for the ATm would be a good move to the Student Union,” Ian Kerstanski, sophomore mass media major, said. “It's a lot closer and a lot more conve- nient, and people don't have to drive all the way to the Uc, where there's not really a lot of parking spots." Zach Blake, sophomore pre-nursing major, agrees that the ATm move is good for the university. "I feel like if it was moved to the Student Union, I would definitely use it more often," Blake said. "It would be more convenient to the university, and all the dorms and all the apartments around here. It would cut down on time (too). Right now, it's kind of out there in the middle of nowhere, (but at the Student Union) it's more open and there's more people around." dr. mcKinney admitted jokingly that the ATm issue has been frustrating. "one of the other things I learned from this process: it takes a lot longer to move an ATm," dr. mcKinney said. McKinney to give the State of VSU ATM relocation to start Joe Adgie SocIAl mEdIA EdIToR [email protected] Neil Frawley STAFF WRITER [email protected] Check out the rest on the web! Check out the rest on the web! Check out the rest On the web!

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Page 1: The Spectator May 1st, 2014

May 1, 2014 W W W . V S U S p E c T A T O R . c O M VOLUME 86 iSSUE 14

Inside This Issue- OpiNiONS: Pipeline a risk to Valdosta

- FEATURES: E.T. unearthed in New mexico desert

- SpORTS: Tennis freshman earns F.o.Y . honors

On the Webwww.vsuspectator.com

Weather

78 H 61 L

Today

65 H 56 L

Friday

55 L75 H

Few

Showers

Saturday

Check out LaMarcus Wilkerson’sstory, “Sanfoka celebrates graduates ,” on the web!

Congrats,Congrats,

Grads.Grads.Check out this Check out this

semesters gradsemesters grad

tab inside tab inside

Rain

Showers

Find Us

Online

WEbSiTE:vsuspectator.com

TWiTTER:@vsuspectator

FAcEbOOk:The Spectator

This Day in

History

Bake Sale - Golden Key

International Honors society

will be hosting a bake sale

on the Pedestrian mall

today from 10 a.m-1 p.m.

Everything will be one

dollar.

Odradek - The 2013

edition of the odradek will

be unveiled today in

Psychology Auditorium

Room 1204 from 7-9 p.m.

Students will read their

work. copies of the issues

will be available along with

refreshments afterwards.

Today at VSU

Reach the peakOn this day in 1963,

James Whittaker

became the first

American to reach the

peak of Mt. Everest.

Whittaker did this with

Nawang Gombu, his

Sherpa climbing partner.

40-hour work

weekOn this day in 1926,

Ford Motor Company

became a pioneer in the

fight to adopt a five-day

work week for its work-

ers. Ford was one of the

first companies in

America to do so and

started implementing

the policy the following

August.

Source: History.com

Seniors display artwork inFine Arts Gallery

Carlin Morrison/THE SPECTATOR

The Senior Art Exhibit opened April 19 and will run until May 5 in the Fine Arts Gallery. The exhibit features the artwork of 17 VSU se-

niors.

Fall break in, Dead Day out

After months of deliber-

ation, the issue of VSU’s aca-

demic calendar for the year

2015-2016 has been resolved.

The final decision was

made by VSU President

William mcKinney last week.

The calendar will include a

four-day finals week for the

fall and spring semester, a

three-day Thanksgiving break

and a two-day fall break.

There will be no dead day

during finals week either se-

mester.

In the controversial issue

concerning the placement of

Spring Break, dr. mcKinney

sided with the Student Gov-

ernment Association over the

recommendation of the facul-

ty senate. Spring Break will

be march 14-18.

The faculty senate’s pro-

posal would have put Spring

Break from march 28-April

1. The occurrence of Spring

Break would have fallen on

the twelfth week of the se-

mester, which would be in

sync with the lowndes coun-

ty School district.

doing so would cater to

faculty, staff and students

with children attending

lowndes county schools in

regards to taking family vaca-

tions and getting child care

for smaller children.

Also, students training to

be teachers do not get to en-

joy Spring Break due to

working with students who

aren’t on their Spring Break

at the same time.

Then, when the school dis-

tricts do get their break, VSU

students have to resume their

classes.

The SGA argued that the

proposal put an unnecessary

strain on students because it

would occur late in the se-

mester.

They proposed that the

break be moved to either

march 7 or march 14.

dr. mcKinney approved of

the faculty senate proposal,

with exception of when

Spring Break would fall.

The Jimerson administra-

tion passed the torch to the

Barker administration on

monday night.

SGA President Tyler Barker

was sworn in at a ceremony in

the Student Union, which also

served as the final SGA meet-

ing until August.

Before he was sworn in,

however, outgoing SGA Presi-

dent Will Jimerson had some

final thoughts for his past year

in office.

“We started the semester

way back in August at our

first senator orientation at the

University center, where I re-

vealed the organization’s

strategic plan that aligned

with VP oshodi’s platform

‘Working for You from the In-

side out’ and my platform

‘Student Involvement: Reten-

tion, Graduation, Progres-

sion,’” Jimerson said. “We

have reached our potential

and desire to grow into all

that we are destined and de-

sired to be.”

Jimerson pointed out the

various objectives that the

SGA had and matched during

the season. Some of these ob-

jectives involved bridging a

gap between the SGA, the stu-

dent body and the administra-

tion; increasing the visibility

of the SGA; and improving

clarity of the internal and ex-

ternal workings of the SGA.

A neworderforSGA

Joe AdgieS o c I A l m E d I A E d I T o R

[email protected]

LaShawn OglesbyS TA F F W R I T E R

[email protected]

For the first time, President

mcKinney will give the State

of the University in a speech

on Friday.

mcKinney will discuss

what VSU has done in the

past year and plans for the

university in the future.

“Because Valdosta State

University’s accomplish-

ments, your accomplishments

at our university, are deserv-

ing of recognition and ac-

knowledgement, I have decid-

ed to change things so that

the entire VSU community--

its faculty, staff, students,

alumni and friends--can share

in our successes and more im-

portantly, understand the pos-

itive momentum of our

achievements,” dr. mcKinney

wrote in an email. “This posi-

tive momentum is not an ac-

cident, but rather represents

quite clearly that we are pur-

posefully moving our great

university forward in to a

very bright future.”

The speech will be given in

Whitehead Auditorium in the

Fine Arts building Friday at

1:30 p.m., and will be

streamed live at useduca-

tiontv.com.

In addition, mcKinney an-

nounced that the annual con-

vocation will change and will

no longer feature a speech

from the president.

The long-awaited move of

the ATm from the University

center to the Student Union

has been in talks again, with

the latest goal to have it ready

by the start of classes in Au-

gust.

"The ATm is going to

move to the Union,” Presi-

dent William mcKinney said.

“my hope is that when you

come back in August that the

ATm is at the Union.

“It will be a Bank of Amer-

ica ATm, just like the ATm

at the Uc now, but it will be

in a secure location."

mcKinney and his staff

aren't yet sure about where

the ATm will be placed, or

whether it will be inside or

outside of the union, but it

should be a sign of good

news to all students that the

university is looking to im-

prove some of its safety is-

sues by relocating the ATm.

The students themselves

should feel relieved knowing

that they can conveniently get

money without the concern of

traveling far away to the iso-

lated and, at most times, se-

cluded location of the Uc.

"I think the move for the

ATm would be a good move

to the Student Union,” Ian

Kerstanski, sophomore mass

media major, said. “It's a lot

closer and a lot more conve-

nient, and people don't have

to drive all the way to the

Uc, where there's not really a

lot of parking spots."

Zach Blake, sophomore

pre-nursing major, agrees that

the ATm move is good for the

university.

"I feel like if it was moved

to the Student Union, I would

definitely use it more often,"

Blake said. "It would be more

convenient to the university,

and all the dorms and all the

apartments around here. It

would cut down on time

(too). Right now, it's kind of

out there in the middle of

nowhere, (but at the Student

Union) it's more open and

there's more people around."

dr. mcKinney admitted

jokingly that the ATm issue

has been frustrating.

"one of the other things I

learned from this process: it

takes a lot longer to move an

ATm," dr. mcKinney said.

McKinney to give the State of VSU

ATM relocation to start

Joe AdgieS o c I A l m E d I A E d I T o R

[email protected]

Neil Frawley S TA F F W R I T E R

[email protected]

Check out the rest

on the web!Check out the rest

on the web!

Check out the rest

On the web!

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Will Lewis

Editor-in-Chief

It’s weird to write some-thing in the first person.Working with The Spectatorhas caused me to grow in-creasingly comfortable withthe third person omniscienttone of a narrator, but now Iam casting that tone aside as Iadopt something more per-sonal.

Working to inform the stu-dent body has been one of themost rewarding and enjoyableexperiences I have had sincecoming to VSU. The Specta-tor has taught me responsibil-ity, punctuality and how to be“a half-inch taller than mycompetitors.”

I have dealt with the frus-trations of writing my crown-ing achievement, only to re-ceive an email the next daythat I made a blatant typo, orby being brushed off bysomeone dodging an inter-view.

Despite all the frustrationsand disappointments, I haveenjoyed working with someof the friendliest and mostdedicated students I have everknown.

On May 10, I will stepacross a stage and cross intothe professional world. TheSpectator will still be herethough, and it will continue topublish quality news and in-formed opinions.

Olivia Mclean

Managing Editor

As this semester comes toan end, I realize how fasttime really goes by. Just fouryears ago, I was a freshmanat VSU, completely undecid-ed on what I wanted to study.By the end of my sophomoreyear, I decided I wanted to bea journalist and began takingclasses in that field.

Writing for The Spectatorfor the past year and a halfhas made me a better writer,but in addition to that, it hashelped me form a bond withpeople who have an interestin journalism.

Because I studied some-thing that I have a genuine in-terest in, I am looking for-ward to venturing out into thereal world. I hope to somedaywrite for a major magazine,truly loving my career choice.

Rebecka McAleer

Multimedia Editor

To those of us at The Spec-tator, this letter is the mostheavily-pondered piece wewill ever write. I havethought long and hard aboutwhat to say. How do you sumup four years with this news-paper in 300 words? It’s notjust a job. It’s a lifestyle.

In my seven semesters onthe editorial staff, I have seenso many people come and go.I have worked for six differ-ent editors-in-chief. I haveheld two different official po-sitions, and countless unoffi-cial ones.

I’ve learned many lessonsat this job, not all of which Iwas thrilled to learn. Some-times you have to learn thingsthe hard way, the ugly way,the slog-through-the-mudway. You have to learn tokeep smiling, because it’spossible that if you don’t, noone else will.

With this, I bid ValdostaState University and TheSpectator adieu. Here’s hop-ing I never stop learning.

Joe Adgie

Social Media Editor

So one part of my journeyhas come to an end, and an-other is beginning soon. I amleaving Valdosta State, andThe Spectator, to go out intothe world of professionaljournalism.

These two years and twomonths that I have spent atThe Spectator have probablybeen the most rewarding peri-od of my entire life.

To the writers of The Spec-tator, you are the voice of thestudents. Use this voice well.

To the readers of The Spec-tator, thank you for picking usup on Thursdays. I hope wemade you smarter and moreinformed.

God bless you all, and as

the old Vera Lynn song goes,“I know we’ll meet again,some sunny day.”

Hillary Straba

Features Editor

Two years ago, I arrived inValdosta from the great coun-try of New Mexico.

Eventually, I was acceptedas a citizen both of this coun-try and of VSU, and after afew semesters I found my

place on campus—the Eng-lish Department and theSpectator.

I have worked with manygreat professors in the depart-ment, but there are a few whostand out. I would like tothank Dr. Byron Brown forhis excellent guidance, Dr.Kendric Coleman for believ-ing in my ideas and helpingme navigate the unchartedwaters of Toni Morrison’s

anti-feminism, and Dr. TedGeltner and Dr. Pat Miller forrecruiting me for The Specta-tor.

I did not expect to likeVSU, but I am thankful forthe wonderful people I havemet, especially my Spectatorfamily.

As I trade the front lawnfor the Golden Gate, I justhave one thing left tosay…the snacks were great.

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Last Rites Study Session,sponsored by Phi Beta, willbe held from 7 p.m. to 2a.m. in Odum LibraryRoom 1160.

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Spectator Staff

Money isn’t everything.

after graduating, students

might feel that they have to

begin making money right

away. while a college degree

may create this assumption,

don’t be deceived. the value

of an opportunity to gain ex-

perience and build on your

future outweighs any dollar

amount. Unpaid internships

are a great way to achieve

this.

Get beyond the notion that

a degree equals a job, and a

paying one, too. this isn't our

parents’ generation. the job

market is flooded with degree

holding post-graduates with

good enough GPas and

enough extracurricular activi-

ties that make it hard for em-

ployers to distinguish one

from another.

so, employers need other

ways to determine the people

actually worthy of a job from

the sea of all seemingly wor-

thy candidates. the best

method is to give out unpaid

internships.

in doing so, it allows em-

ployers the chance to see who

really wants to work and who

the employer can really trust

to be a valuable asset to the

company.

You might think, "well that

makes sense, but i could still

show that while making mon-

ey, too." while that may be

true, if an employer has 20

people showing up for an in-

ternship and the employer

only expects to hire maybe

two of them, it doesn't make

sense for the employer to

throw money at people he or

she doesn't intend to hire.

But consider this: the em-

ployer can afford to pay the

two candidates that get hired

more than other workers be-

cause he or she didn't pay the

other 18 people for a full

year. the employer may be

able to give those people

$15-$20 per hour. Now add

in the factor that the employ-

er trusts you as a valuable

member of his or her staff

and that you have as good of

a first job as you're ever go-

ing to find.

the point of this is not to

say that you shouldn't take a

paid internship if you get

one. Obviously, money is

good and you should try to

get a good paying job as

quickly as you can. But at the

same time, i'm also saying

you should do what feels

right and not let money be

the reason you turn down an

awesome opportunity that

leads to something more

worthwhile for you.

think about why you

chose to come to VsU. think

about why you chose your

major, and the path that

you've dreamt about as

you've worked through all

those frustrating late nights in

the library and spent all your

money on coffee, not for the

enjoyment, but because you

needed it.

Now think about what you

want when you graduate. Do

you really want to put all that

to waste by taking the first

job you get, even though it's

not in your best interest? You

wouldn't pick your college

like that. You wouldn't pick

your degree like that. so do

you really want to choose the

next 30-45 years like that?

“My first

thought

was it's a

nuclear bomb, we're dead,"

Kim Krajniak said in a 1994

New York times article.

"No words could ever tell

you how frightening it was.

“My sliding glass door

was like an oven. People

were running out in their un-

derwear. it was bedlam.

People running and falling,

kids naked. i felt like an ani-

mal running scared for my

life."

On the morning of March

23, 1994, a texas eastern

transmission gas pipeline

erupted next to an apartment

complex in edison, New

Jersey. the chaos that en-

sued resulted in $25 million

in damage and left 128 fam-

ilies without homes.

Now, texas eastern

transmission’s parent com-

pany, spectra energy Corp.,

wants to build a pipeline

that will cut straight through

Valdosta’s backyard.

spectra energy is engaged

in a joint venture with Nex-

tera energy to construct the

$3 billion sabal trail

pipeline.

the pipeline will stretch

474 miles across the south-

east with 196 of those being

in Georgia. it will also un-

dercut the Green swamp in

central florida, an area that

provides a significant

amount of drinking water to

the florida aquifer.

“My mom and dad taught

us that we are the caretakers

of our land, and i feel if we

don’t protect our land pro-

tect our water and our

ecosystem we’re going to

lose it,” roselyn Beasley

Bridges, property owner in

Mitchell, worth, Colquitt

and Dougherty counties,

said in an interview with the

albany Herald. “every per-

son in this region who turns

on a faucet and gets a glass

of pure, clear drinking water

should thank God. and that,

more than anything, is what

i feel is at stake here.”

transporting natural gas

over land is a serious gam-

ble. since 1994 there have

been 39 fatalities, 188 in-

juries and $1,216,973,783 in

damage due to 1,541 inci-

dents across the country, ac-

cording to the U.s. Depart-

ment of transportation

Pipeline and Hazardous Ma-

terial safety administration.

But area residents might

feel safer if spectra energy

has a sparkling safety

record, right?

too bad it doesn’t. the

texas eastern transmission

pipeline has had 21 inci-

dents which resulted in one

injury and over $8 million

in damages. thirteen of the

incidents occurred because

of external corrosion, ac-

cording to the PHMsa.

these are unfortunate sta-

tistics for a company that

claims its “pipeline facilities

are cleaned to minimize in-

ternal corrosion and main-

tain high-flow efficiency.”

with spectra energy’s

spotty safety record and the

nearly 500 miles of precious

ecosystem that the sabal

trail pipeline will cross, the

risks are just too great.

Valdosta does not need to

celebrate the 20-year an-

niversary of the edison

pipeline explosion by allow-

ing the responsible company

to drag another pipeline

through the country.

instead of another

pipeline, it is time the com-

munity made a demand for

less archaic forms of energy.

fracking, a method that

involves injecting fluids un-

der high pressure into the

ground to break up shale

rock, poses a major health

risk to residents in drilling

areas.

a health survey released

by the southwest Pennsylva-

nia environmental Health

Project reported that people

who lived near drilling sites

in washington County,

Pennsylvania, reported ex-

periencing nausea, abdomi-

nal pain, breathing difficul-

ties and nosebleeds—symp-

toms that could be caused

by toxins released in the

drilling process.

fracking is also responsi-

ble for high levels of

methane and other carcino-

gens found in drinking water

near drill sites. Methane

rates can measure as much

as 17 times the normal limit

in affected areas.

so who are we really

helping by allowing this

pipeline?Corporate giants like

spectra and Nextera have alot to gain from transporting1 billion cubic feet of natur-al gas a day, but can theplanet sustain the constantinsanity of milking finite re-sources for profit?

VsU students, find your

voice. write to your local

state representatives, and let

them know that it is time to

usher in a new age of re-

newable energy.

This editorial was written by a member of the editorial staff and it expresses the general opinion of the Spectator.

Our point of view...

Pipeline a risk to Valdosta

Paid internships unneccessary People PollWhat are your summer plans?

Willie Lawrence

senior

computer information

systems major

“i plan on taking a course in maymester

and working for the rest of the summer

and preparing to graduate in December.”

Samekh Ward

freshman

business management major

“i plan on working and going to

California to meet up with my best

friend.”

istration

e

ing

rease

fety.

Will Roberts

senior

communications major

“i plan to find a job because i’m

graduating in May.”

Neil Frawleys ta f f w r i t e r

[email protected]

Cameron Smith

junior

computer information

systems major

“i plan on working this summer and

taking summer classes.”

It will also under-

cut the Green

Swamp in central

Florida, an area

that provides a

significant amount

of drinking water

to the Florida

aquifer.

Check out the Video People Poll online at: youtube.com/ValdostaSpectator

Do you think your voice is being heard on campus?

Not too long ago, Loyola

Law school issued a memo to

its students outlining what not

to wear to work-study jobs.

apparently, this memo ticked

off a great deal of the

school’s female students and

caused a big enough uproar

for the story to spread nation-

wide.

the problem with this

memo is that it only ad-

dressed females, not males. in

my opinion, this is an act of

sexism. the memo listed

things such as “no low cut

shirts” or “stiletto heels.”

there was nothing in this

memo about crooked ties or

pants with no belts or even

sagging pants. there was

nothing in the memo about

men keeping their hair pre-

sentable or their facial hair

tamed. there was nothing in

this memo addressing any-

thing about male dress codes,

which makes it seem as

though a female’s appearance

matters more in the work

place.

women are constantly wor-

ried about their looks and

bodies. they are judged by

appearances in all industries

of business, from law school

to modeling.

women are also measured

by their looks. Being attrac-

tive gets you more respect

than if you are not up to soci-

ety’s beauty standards.

according to research by

Daniel Hamermesh, the top

one-third of attractive females

earn about 10 percent more

annually than those in the

bottom sixth percentile.

i think the school should

have done a better job of not

making it so shockingly obvi-

ous whom they were target-

ing.

i feel embarrassed for the

female law students. they al-

ready have the odds stacked

up against them by being fe-

male in a primarily male in-

dustry. Not only will they be

paid less than their male col-

leagues, but now they need

memos sent out to remind

them that cleavage is inappro-

priate.

if you’re in law school and

don’t already know that

cleavage is not professional, i

don’t know why you’re there

in the first place. i’m sure

these women are smart

enough to know how to dress

by now.

these are not high school

teenagers; these are ambi-

tious, intelligent women. i

only hope that one day

women will be judged on

their work ethic, not their

choice of apparel for the day.

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people born between 1980

and 1995, the millennials, are

thought of as selfish, lazy,

spoiled and narcissistic.

that’s what some employ-

ers have to say about us.

they think our parents do

everything for us. they think

we don’t work hard. they

think we shouldn’t be told

we’re special.

past generations don’t

agree with workers being

praised or rewarded for the

hard work that they do. But

it’s good to have an initiative

to work.

it’s important to take pride

in the job we do. it’s also im-

portant to be noticed for the

hard work that we do.

Baby boomers think it’s

shameful that we have

changed the work environ-

ment to be more relaxed. em-

ployers are annoyed by the

fact that we love casual fri-

days, nap pods and free

donuts for breakfast.

the baby boomers genera-

tion thinks that because we

grew up in a time where

everyone was a winner or

everyone was special, we’re

dysfunctional. we expect

things to be handed to us and

aren’t willing to work for a

promotion.

they think we live with

our parents because we de-

pend on them. if a 20-year-

old lives with his or her par-

ents, it’s because he or she is

poor. we don’t live with our

parents because it’s fun, we

live with them because we’re

fighting to break through the

job world and support our-

selves.

people say we keep our

technology glued to our

hands. what’s wrong with

being connected to others?

we can talk to someone or

find a piece of information at

a moment’s notice.

when did it become a bad

thing to not take your life as

seriously as your parents

did? why can’t we wait a lit-

tle longer to start a family?

sure, it may sound selfish,

but we learn from our par-

ents’ mistakes. we don’t want

to sacrifice our family for our

job only to be laid off and di-

vorced.

we have taken on a terrible

economy, rising college tu-

ition and high unemployment

rates.

we are financially aware

and doing our best to combat

our financial problems by

working hard and trying to

make it as fun and easy as

possible.

Catch up with the times,

baby boomers. stop com-

plaining and evolve like we

are trying to do.

Baby boomers, catch up with the millennials

as graduation approaches,

the craft stores in the area

will begin to get a rush of

college students getting pre-

pared to participate in the

tradition of decorating their

graduation caps. some

schools have initiated a ban

on the popular college tradi-

tion. so the question is,

should graduates be allowed

to decorate their grad caps or

is it tacky?

to me, the decorated grad-

uation caps are not tacky. in-

stead, they express each

graduate's individual person-

ality; although it is generally

the females that participate in

this tradition.

i can understand where the

schools' bans on the decorat-

ed caps are coming from. i

can see that they want the

graduates to have a sense of

uniformity and of them all

being one. However, at this

stage, aren't students learning

that expressing their individ-

uality would be beneficial to

themselves?

some would also argue

that the students have paid

for the caps and gowns, so

they should be allowed to do

what they’d like to the caps.

the decorating of the grad-

uation caps has gained na-

tional attention. the website

Buzzfeed even has an article

devoted to the different way

graduates can decorate hats,

as well as an article about the

best graduation cap designs

they have seen.

with all this national atten-

tion, it seems as though those

schools banning the decorat-

ing of caps would be more

comfortable letting their

graduates decorate.

the crowd most likely en-

joys looking down on the

graduates and seeing all of

the different designs that the

graduates have been able to

create on the top of a simple

fabric and board cap.

i say, ignore the tackiness

and allow the graduates to

show their creations.

i, for one, am extremely

happy that VsU allows its

students and graduates to ex-

press their individuality by

designing a one-of-a-kind

graduation cap.

Decorated graduation caps express students’ individuality

Semester comes to end

Summer arrives as stressreliever for students

it’s finally here; the mo-

ment every VsU student has

been waiting on—the end of

the semester.

this part of the year is best

described as

bittersweet.there is the week

of finals approaching, stu-

dents graduating, going home

for the summer, and transfer-

ring for the next school year.

although the end of spring

semester entails a few good-

byes, there are still two

months of no school to em-

brace.

this should be the time for

students to relax and get into

activities that are hard to en-

gage in during the school

year.

for students who missed

out on spring break vacation,

take advantage of a school-

free summer and plan a

soothing trip away.

to those students looking

to enrich their finances, make

this summer a productive one

by filling out a few applica-

tions to a variety of places.

anything is possible, and

effort goes an even longer

way when there is nothing

but time to invest.

However, use summer to

help maintain time manage-

ment and stress for the next

school year. UCi.edu’s arti-

cle, “stress and the College

student,” describes the statis-

tics of stress in the average

college student through a

conducted survey at UCLa.

thirty percent of the fresh-

men class agreed to being

stressed a great deal of the

time, and 38 percent of the

college women stated that

they were frequently over-

whelmed.

stress can lead to alcohol

abuse, eating disorders and

depression. according to the

same article, a national col-

lege health survey rates 10

percent of college students

that have been diagnosed

with depression.

the stats may not be ex-

tremely high, but their exis-

tence period results in major

issues.

don’t waste the summer

upholding stressful situations.

instead, find peace within the

break and adjust on a mental

level that best fits.

remember, you deserve it!

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in 1987, an urban legend

was born.

it was reported that 14

trucks of atari products were

taken from a factory in el

Paso, texas to a landfill in

alamogordo, New Mexico.

the legend revolved

around the failure of one

particular game: “et: the

extraterrestrial.”

Zak Penn, writer of “the

avengers,” was intrigued by

this tale and decided to take

a crew of diggers to the

New Mexico desert in

search of the discarded

games.

the game was a rush job

by the gaming company

back in 1982 and was a com-

plete flop despite selling

over 1.5 million copies.

the game failed because

of its difficulty and design.

two to three million car-

tridges remained unsold,

which cost atari about $100

million.

Penn is working with

Xbox entertainment Studios

to direct the first film in a

documentary series that will

examine major milestones in

technology. the e.t. excava-

tion will be featured in the

first film of the series.

in april, crowds of movie

and game enthusiasts gath-

ered in the New Mexico

desert to see if the legend

was true. But thanks to

strong winds and desert heat,

not many stayed for the du-

ration of the dig. after dig-

ging though the trash for

hours, they finally found the

first cartridge.

“i feel pretty relieved and

psyched that they actually

got to see something," Penn

said as the rest of the car-

tridges were being pulled out

of the ground.

James Heller, the man who

was asked to get rid of the

games back in 1987, never

thought he would hear about

his landfill of cartridges until

he was invited to the dig.

“i never heard about it

again until June 2013, when

i read an article about e.t.

being excavated,” James said

in an interview with NPr.

the documentary that

Penn is directing is still be-

ing filmed and will exclu-

sively air on Xbox one. No

release date has been an-

nounced.

E.T. unearthed in

New Mexico desert

Spec Techwith Joseph Albahari

for movie studios, sum-

mer is the biggest time of

the year. Blockbusters filled

with superheroes, sequels

and superstar a-list actors

will fill theaters for the next

four months. to help you

decide what you want see

or skip, here are some of

the biggest films of the

summer. it shouldn’t come

as a surprise that a super-

hero flick is the first on the

list.

The Amazing

Spider-Man 2

May 2

adbtly named director

Marc Webb returns to direct

the follow-up of the 2012

hit.this time Spidey faces

multiple foes like electro,

Green Goblin and rhino as

he tries to protect New York

City, all the while uncover-

ing the mystery of his par-

ents’ demise.

Neighbors:

May 9

Husband and wife, played

by Seth rogen and rose

Byrne, have just moved into

suburbia and have to deal

with the crazed antics of a

fraternity who just moved

next door, all the while

dealing with their newborn

baby. Nicholas Stoller

(“forgetting Sarah Mar-

shall”) directs.

Godzilla

May 16

Godzilla is back on the big

screen and with a

vengeance after the previ-

ous dud Hollywood install-

ment. there isn’t much

known about the plot other

than Godzilla is wreaking

havoc, but what else do you

need to know? ultra-talent-

ed Bryan Cranston from the

beloved Breaking Bad se-

ries stars and brings imme-

diate credibility to the

screen.

X-Men: Days of Future

Past

May 23

director Bryan Singers

combines the original X-

Men cast with their coun-

terparts from X-Men: first

Class (the origin story of

the X-Men). the film is

based on the popular comic

book story in which

Wolverine is sent into the

past in order to prevent a

terrible event that dooms

humans and mutants.

Maleficent

May 30

disney produces an origin

story of their own, with the

backstory of the events that

led to the iconic Sleeping

Beauty. angelina Jolie

seems to be the perfect

choice to play the villainess

witch.

22 Jump Street

June 13

Jonah Hill and Channing

tatum reprise their roles

from the hilarious 21 Jump

Street as undercover cops.

this time they’re sent to

college to take down a new

drug dealer.

Transformers: Age of

Extinction

June 27

the series gets a much-

needed boost of change

with Mark Wahlberg taking

over as a hard working fa-

ther whose family gets

caught up in the never-end-

ing war between autobots

and decepticons.

Think Like a Man Too

June 27

the couples are back for a

wedding in Las Vegas, but

their mischievous adven-

tures lead to possible derail-

ing of the big event. Stand-

up-comedian-turned-top-

comedy-actor Kevin Hart

and the rest of the cast re-

turn for the sequel to the

surprise breakout hit.

Deliver Us from Evil

July 2

this thriller is based on the

true accounts of a New

York police detective who

investigates a series of pos-

session with the help from a

Priest. director Scott der-

rickson (“Sinister,” “the

exorcism of emily rose”)

has had some mild success

in the horror genre.

Dawn of the Planet of

the Apes

July 11

the sequel to the prequel is

set ten years after the

events of the simian plague.

Caesar and the rest of his

apes are threatened by the

human survivors and con-

tinue their war against hu-

manity.

Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtles

August 8

Leonardo, donatello,

Michelangelo and raphael

battle the evil Shredder

with help from their sensei,

Splinter and a human ally,

april, played by Megan

fox.

Box office turns up the

heat with summer sizzlers

from Valdosta, the New

Natives are raising the bar for

local music.

the local band released

their first full-length, self-ti-

tled album in december.

the band was founded by

Jeffrey Haineault, junior

computer science major, who

was the former drummer for

the band Ninja Gun.

in 2011, Haineault recruit-

ed taylor Patterson, senior

deaf education major, on

drums; Jackson dean, junior

computer science major, on

guitar; and Joe Martin on

bass. the original band name

was trailer of tears, but they

changed their name to New

Natives in 2013.

New Native’s music is full

of energy and is reminiscent

of artists like the Police,

Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins

and Buddy Holly.

“We grew up listening to

all of those bands, and they

influence the music that we

write,” Haineault said.

“there was a period where

we all became obsessed with

British invasion bands like

the Zombies, the Kinks and

the Beatles. We are also real-

ly huge fans of classic power

pop music. We really love

music from all eras.”

Web rewind: Local artist

releases full-length albumHillary Straba

f e at u r e S e d i t o r

[email protected]

Chris KesslerS ta f f W r i t e r

[email protected]

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story and other

web-exclusives,

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Another freshman on the

2014 tennis team attracts the

attention of coaches and

players from the entire divi-

sion, shedding light on the

Lady Blazer tennis program

for the second time in the last

three years.

Sabrina Schmidt showed

her strength throughout the

entire season and her hard

work paid off with the ac-

complishment of being

named Gulf South Confer-

ence Freshman of the Y ear.

“i was surprised,” Schmidt

said. “i didn’t expect that,

but i was happy of course.”

Schmidt started playing

tennis with her father, Armin,

at the age of 10 while living

in her hometown of Ne-

unkirchen in Bayern, Ger-

many.

“We kept playing every

day because it was a lot of

fun for me,” Schmidt said.

“He taught me a lot.”

As soon as she hit the clay

court, Schmidt began to play

tennis on a regular basis, of-

ten playing with her three

younger sisters; especially

her sisters Serme and Saman-

tha.

the three played together

until Serme and Samantha

turned 14 years old, as Sabri-

na’s passion for tennis gradu-

ally started getting more in-

tense.

Her father quickly became

her biggest supporter, en-

couraging her to push harder

to accomplish her goals.

“He always goes to tourna-

ments with me no matter

what,” Schmidt said. “He

coaches me and he plays

with me.”

While tennis was becom-

ing a major part in her life,

Schmidt later admired the

work of Maria Sharapova

and Ana ivanovic. these

players stand out to her be-

cause of their aggression and

passion, along with their

feminism.

As Schmidt continued to

play in Germany, tennis

agencies were in contact

with VSU head coach John

Hanson, encouraging him to

bring her to Valdosta.

“From what i can tell she

loves it here,” Hanson said.

“She does great in the class-

room, everyone on the team

loves her, and she’s just a

good girl.”

the freshman was not

used to playing doubles

when she first started, as

most freshmen aren’t. But

she quickly adapted.

the more she played, the

more she got used to it and

gradually made her way up

to the No.1 doubles team for

the Lady Blazers, playing

alongside of Michelle Fisch-

er. together, the two ended

the season with a record of

10-5.

“She has kind of an all-

around game, still has to

work on doubles, but her

doubles has improved dra-

matically,” Hanson said.

Along with her doubles

skills improving, Hanson no-

ticed her quickness and pow-

er enhancing as the 2014 sea-

son came to an end.

“You can tell right away

that she has had a lot of ex-

perience playing tennis and

tournament tennis,” Hanson

said.

With a huge transition

from one country to another,

Schmidt had many things to

get used to. one of which

was playing on hard courts

and not clay courts.

“i just grew up with (clay

courts),” Schmidt said. “it’s

different, but i still like it.”

Schmidt definitely adjusted

perfectly fine to the hard

courts, as her statistics for

the season show.

the freshman showed

every opponent from this

season that she is the domi-

nant player, with a record of

15-2, losing only one match

to Armstrong Atlantic’s Car-

olina prats-Milan, and not

finishing the other against

West Florida’s Kat Dikosavl-

jevic.

“Singles and doubles are

both for the team; you play

for yourself but you also play

for the team,” Schmidt said.

Her accomplishment in

winning almost all of her

matches this season lifted her

to the top 25 on the Division

ii rankings, ending the sea-

son at No.15 after the Gulf

South Conference tourna-

ment.

Schmidt went from mess-

ing around with the tennis

ball and racket with her dad

to accomplishing a major

goal for freshmen in D-ii

tennis.

“Sabrina has been a fantas-

tic addition to the team this

year,” Hanson said. “She has

improved every day since the

day she got here and she’s

going to be a factor before

it’s all over in division-ii ten-

nis.”

Lia Armistead

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Softball looks to winninth overall GSC title

The No. 20 Valdosta state

(36-12, 16-9) softball team

begin their Gulf south Con-

ference tournament with two

games today at 11 a.m. and

1:30 p.m.

The Lady Blazers face off

against the West Georgia

Wolves (25-26, 11-18) to

kick off the tournament.

Matchups between the

Wolves and Blazers this sea-

son have included additional

interest in regards to sluggers

Nicole Yancey, uWG’s senior

infielder, and Courtney

albritton’s, Vsu’s junior out-

fielder, battle for the lone

GsC career home run title.

Yancey finished the regular

season with 60 career home

runs, setting the record since

hitting her 58th against the

Blazers two weekends ago in

Carrolton, Georgia.

albritton finished the regu-

lar season with 57 career

homers, a feat she accom-

plished in a series against the

Wolves, as well. While she’s

still chasing Yancey for the

GsC mark, albritton did

break the Vsu school record

with her 57th home run. The

record was previously held

by former teammate and cur-

rent assistant coach Marti Lit-

tlefield.

Vsu is the No. 2 seed in

the tournament, behind the

second best team in the na-

tion, alabama-Huntsville (39-

7, 23-6). The Chargers ended

the regular season winning 20

of their last 22 games, which

included a three game series

sweep of the Blazers and a

win over No. 4 North Geor-

gia.

The possibility of the Blaz-

ers finally getting over the

hump to defeat uaH in the

GsC tournament will not

only give the team an ample

amount of confidence going

into the national tournament,

but add another record to the

squad’s history. Vsu has

won five straight GsC tour-

nament titles, a GsC record.

The Blazers are looking to

win their ninth title, also a

GsC record. The Blazers are

currently tied with the Charg-

ers with eight all-time GsC

Championships.

albritton was awarded her

third consecutive conference

player of the year award yes-

terday. Only one other player

has won the award their first

three seasons of playing—

stephanie pinto (uaH 2004-

07), the previous record hold-

er for all-time conference

home runs.

albritton was joined by

three other teammates as a

part of the all-conference first

team. seniors shelby altman

and Briana Hancock receive

the award for their second

time, while freshman infield-

er Chelsea Canara was also

named to the list.

This season’s GsC tourna-

ment is hosted at Heritage

park in Cullman, alabama.

Each team in the tournament

will play two games today

and two games tomorrow.

There will be one or two

games played on champi-

onship saturday depending

on tournament technicalities.

The shorter university

Hawks (36-10, 22-5) won the

GsC regular season champi-

onship, but are ineligible for

postseason play until the

2014-15 season.

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The Blazers are set to enter the Gulf South Tournament today. VSU has won the past five tournamnets

and eight titles overall.

Blazers on All-GSC Team

Junior Courtney Albritton:

.445 BA, 21 HR, 51 RBI’s

Senior Shelby Altman:

.390 BA, 19 HR, 61 RBI’s

Senior Briana Hancock:

17-5, 2.77 ERA, 161 K’s

Freshman Chelsea Canara:

.346 BA, 34 RBI’s, 9 XBH’s

The crab jokes started

flowing like warm garlic but-

ter Wednesday. Take your

pick:

Free seafood u. Free

squid u. Claw and Order.

Case of the Crabs.

Does the Heisman Trophy

now wear a crab bib?

If football doesn't work out,

will Winston get a job on

"Deadliest Catch?"

Even the state's secretary

of agriculture chimed in on

Twitter with the suddenly

popular #FreshFromFlorida

hashtag. adam putnam is a

Gator, but the laughter wasn't

limited to Gainesville. Nor

should it have been.

Jameis Winston's crab fest

was room-service comedy

that veered into the semi-sur-

real. Was there really a sher-

iff's department press confer-

ence over a $32.72 crab leg

heist?

at least this one didn't fea-

ture state attorney Willie

Meggs trying to explain why

his office couldn't charge

Winston with a crime. The

hometown cops were appar-

ently far more interested in

the crab's story than that al-

leged sexual assault victim's.

This little spree one cer-

tainly won't go down as a

major addition to Winston's

rap sheet. Or as peter Warrick

said, "It's not like he shot the

president."

sorry, I couldn't resist.

along those lines, Warrick

was busted for taking

$244.38 worth of clothes in

his infamous Dillard's shop-

ping spree 15 years ago. at

least Fsu superstars have

gotten less greedy over the

years.

If you believe Winston,

greed had nothing to do with

it. He simply started day-

dreaming or going his

through his coupons and for-

got to pay on the way out of

publix.

Only he knows the truth.

Just as only he and the un-

named coed know what really

happened that night in De-

cember of 2012.

I don't mean to insinuate

that just because Winston

would steal a meal, he would

commit sexual battery. But

this latest brush with the law

makes you wonder just who

is Jameis Winston?

"all that talk about God &

you stealing Crab legs,"

tweeted alabama receiver

amari Cooper.

Winston comes off like a

happy charmer. But beneath

the perpetual grin, is he care-

less, absent-minded, mischie-

vous, entitled, callous, devi-

ous, lucky, unlucky or crimi-

nal?

at the very least, he's a

dope. Winston's previously

been questioned about a BB

gun battle and stealing soft

drinks at a Burger King.

None of which will get him

on "america's Most Wanted,"

but it certainly suggests he

needs to grow the heck up.

He's the Heisman Trophy

winner, for christ’s sakes.

Winston can't sneeze in Talla-

hassee without 10 strangers

immediately offering him a

Kleenex. He knows wherever

he goes – bars, Burger Kings,

grocery stores – all eyes will

be on him.

Except at publix, apparent-

ly. The biggest man in town

waltzed out carrying a hot

meal. Nobody noticed, in-

cluding Winston.

"Youthful ignorance," he

said in a statement.

Maybe so.

But for all of Wednesday's

yuks, it's getting harder and

harder to just laugh these

things off.

David WhitleyM C T C a M p u s

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