theatre club newsletter march 2014

What’s coming up⇧Sol3 Mio6 March..............................................Imperial Russian Ballet Company – Don Quixote7 & 8 March..............................................Kelemen Quartet 21 March..............................................Bill Haley Jr & the Comets25 March ..............................................Manpower Australia16 April..............................................Rhys Darby - Mr Adventure26 April..............................................The Abba Show 27 April..............................................Heath Franklin’s Chopper – Repeat Offender3 May..............................................NZSQ with James Campbell17 May..............................................2degrees Comedy Convoy 24 May..............................................Grumpy Old Women25 May..............................................An evening with Dame Kiri29 May..............................................Kaleidoscopes season- winters tour: Nikki Gooi and Stephen De Pledge9 June..............................................The Phantom of The OperaFrom 3 July

MeSSAGe FROM THe TeAMHello and welcome to the March edition of the TSB Showplace Theatre Club Newsletter. Our first for 2014 and as always, full of exciting performances.

Back to knock some sense back into the nation, The Grumpy Old Women present their brand spanking new show Fifty Shades Of Beige!

This jam-packed show comes from the original authors, and stars three of New Zealand’s favourite theatre actresses Geraldine Brophy, Jude Gibson and Lynda Milligan. It includes all the most Grumpy

Direct from Australia and performed by internationally acclaimed impersonators ABBAsolutely FABBAulous, The ABBA Show invites you on a musical journey into the magic, talent and history that is the legacy of ABBA. The costumes, light show, theatrics and live music will

Audiences should be prepared to jump, jive, dance, clap, stomp your feet and sing along to classic 50s favourites when Bill Haley Jr. & the Comets rock the joint!

For the first time in more than five years, the rumble of thunder will be heard Down Under when the Manpower Australia storm heads our way!

Make the most of these fading summer evenings and treat yourself by joining us for a night of fabulous entertainment soon! Please contact the Box Office team if you have any enquiries or require any

further information on (06) 7590 021, in person at the TSB Showplace ticket office or visit www.tsbshowplace.co.nz. Telephone bookings can only be made via Ticketmaster on 0800 111 999.

topics... learning the art of ‘Grumpy Grooming’, the joy of large pants, a free nagging master class (how to get your own way without him even noticing), middle-aged drinking: the rules, navigating the smorgasbord of worry, voluntary euthanasia vs. retirement, how to customise an unwanted pole dancing kit and a mercifully brief Zumba demonstration. All this and more!

amaze and keep you dancing all night. Book your seats now and enjoy the live experience that will leave you saying “Thank You For The Music”.

TSB THeATRe27 April, 7.00pmAdult $59.00, Child $30.00Service fees apply

Bill Jr says don’t expect so much a tribute band, but rather a Rock and Roll history show. Along with the behind-the-scenes stories, Bill Jnr and his band mates perform the hits just as they sounded in the 1950s.

TSB THeATRe25 May, 8.00pmPremium $85.00, A Res $69.90B Res $65.00, Group 10+ A Res $65.00Service fees apply

GRUMPY OLD WOMEN 50 SHADES OF BEIGE

There is something about the clarinet that has inspired composers to soar to the absolute heights of their art. The New Zealand String Quartet and James Campbell are old friends, and have performed together extensively. James Campbell has a staggering history, having performed in over 30 countries and recorded over 40 landmark CDs. In 1997 he was made a Member of the Order of Canada and remains one of the “pre-eminent clarinet virtuosos” in the world.

Join us and enjoy the music from one of the most sublime ensemble combinations ever

created, our own New Zealand String Quartet and virtuoso James Campbell.

THeATRe ROYAL17 May, 7.30pmA Res $50.00B Res $35.00Child $10.00Service fees apply

KELEMEN QUARTET NZSQ WITH JAMES CAMPBELL

THE ABBA SHOW

BILL HALEY JR & THE COMETS

Currently taking Europe by storm, this brilliant young quartet from Hungary makes its debut in New Zealand this year. The Kelemen Quartet has developed a world-wide following since winning the Musica Viva Grand Prize at the 2011 Melbourne International Chamber Music Competition. Playing together since childhood, all four of these artists are fully fledged soloists with first prizes that range from

the Mozart competition in Salzburg to the Bartók and Szigeti Violin Competitions. Hungarian passion, classical perfection, contemporary fire.

THeATRe ROYAL21 March, 7.30pmA Res $50.00B Res $35.00Child $10.00Service fees apply

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Who do you provide ticketing services for? We are a Box Office for Ticketmaster, and also an outlet for Ticketdirect, Ticketek and Dash Tickets.

What is a Box Office? Our staff are involved with the venues and events, we can advise on ticketing and provide more for our customers.

What is an outlet? We can only sell tickets on behalf of the ticketing company, we have no authority on decisions being made and have no contact with people organising the event.

Can people buy tickets for out of town events?Yes, we sell for events across the country on the four ticketing

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companies we represent, which covers the majority of events in NZ. We cannot sell any tickets outside of new Zealand

Why are there service charges? The service fee is additional to ticket prices as it covers the cost of the service (such as staff). There are different fees depending on the various ticketing companies. We are unable to advertise the full price including service fees as it varies depending on whether you purchase online, at our Box Office or over the phone.

What are credit card fees? Credit card fees are passed on by event management not by ticketing or the venue. You will incur this fee only if paying by credit card and you will always be made aware of the extra cost. There are credit card fees on all online and phone purchases.

Is it safe to buy online? Absolutely, as long as you purchase on the official ticketing company website e.g. www.ticketmaster.co.nz. The purchasing process and your information is kept secure. If you buy on sites such as Trade Me, you run the risk of people selling the same ticket multiple times. In this instance, you may be refused entry.

What are the benefits of buying online? Buying online is safe and convenient. For many venues, such as the TSB Showplace you have the flexibility of picking your own seats.

What are the benefits of opting in with your email address to receive further information? If there is a change or cancellation of an event, email is the primary way of contacting you, alternatively they will call. Plus you can sign up to receive

TSB THeATRe, 25 March, 8.00pmAdult $79.00, Senior/Group 6+ $69.00Service fees apply

THeATRe CLUB SPeCIALPurchase your tickets by 31 March and receive a complimentary drink voucher! Limited number available.

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Direct from Vegas and a sellout tour in Australia, the No. 1 male revue show in the World will bring their world class costumes, state-of-the art lighting and dynamic dance routine. The handsome line-up includes our own NZ talents, Aiden and Dave!

In the last 20 years, the ‘Thunder from Down Under’ has gone from humble

beginnings in a Surfers Paradise nightclub on the Gold Coast to a residency at the Excalibur Casino in Las Vegas

TSB THeATRe16 April 7:30pmGeneral Admission $39.50R18+ Service fees apply

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special offers, exclusive information and access to presales.

Opening Hours? We are open Mon-Fri 9am-5pm Sat 10am-1pm. We are open one hour prior to events and closed all public holidays

To give the best service and ensure you are satisfied and have the full information for your purchase, please allow a reasonable amount of time to process your booking.

The ticketing team are here to help, if you have any questions, want advice on events and venues, or just to purchase tickets to the next show we would love to see you!

Please note terms and conditions apply to special offers – please check with our team. Theatre Club specials can only be purchased over the counter at TSB Showplace, unless featured in our e-newsletter.

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STAY CONNECTED...Make sure to stay tuned for many more exciting performances coming to the TSB Showplace in 2014. We look forward to welcoming you back for yet another year of great entertainment!

Check out our website at www.tsbshowplace.co.nz or our facebook and twitter pages for details of all our upcoming events. Would you or a friend like a large print version of our newsletter? This newsletter is also available as a word document, contact us on 06 7596 712 or [email protected].

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Experience the lyrical beauty and sublime artistry of one of the world’s great and beloved voices, as legendary soprano Dame Kiri Te Kanawa performs in a very special recital at the TSB Showplace. Accompanied by renowned New Zealand pianist Terence Dennis, Dame Kiri will perform her personal favourites! Read on to find out more from Dame Kiri herself!

Join Don Quixote as he travels the roads of Spain in search of glory and grand adventure! This flamboyant and festive ballet has been performed all over the world by Russian and international ballet companies. Don Quixote was first performed in Moscow’s Bolshoi Theatre 145 years ago.

The Imperial Russian Ballet Company was formed in 1994 by the Bolshoi Theatre soloist, Gediminas Taranda. They have staged classic

7 Days star Paul Ego hosts a high-octane two-hour stand-up comedy showcase guaranteed to be funny as; with new and used, finely tuned, well oiled international & kiwi comedians coming to theatres across NZ. Starring British comedians Carl Donnelly & Markus Birdman; alongside hilarious Kiwi’s Justine Smith and crack-up magician Jarred Fell.

“…a totally awesome night, we were in tears by the end of it” - Jo Donoghue [audience member)

TSB THeATRe24 May, 8.00pmAdult $45.00, Group 6+ $39.50Restricted 15+ Recommended 16++ Service fees apply

Far beneath the majesty and splendour of the Paris Opera House, hides the Phantom in a shadowy existence. Shamed by his physical appearance and feared by all, the love he holds for his beautiful protégée Christine Daaé is so strong that even her heart cannot resist.

Directed by Warren Bates, The Phantom of the Opera’s mesmerizing score, along with jaw-dropping scenery and breath taking special effects will magically

Join the adventure... Mr. Adventure! No one brings a yarn to life better than Rhys Darby with his classic onstage physicality. New Zealand’s very own comedy super star will perform his brand new show at the TSB Showplace in April. From the misty mountains of Rwanda to the eerie shores of Loch Ness, Rhys has

MEET THE STARS!

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MARKUS BIRDMAN (UK) // JUSTINE SMITH (NZ)CARL DONNELLY (UK) // JARRED FELL (NZ)

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Paul ego (NZ) As captain on TV3’s 7Days, Paul Ego brings you fresh laughs each week and knows how to wrangle a comedian or two. A 20 year veteran of the NZ comedy scene; he’s also a qualified signwriter; and a loving but mostly ineffective father.

TSB THeATRe29 May, 7.30pmPremium $120.00, A Res $99.00B Res $89.00 Service fees apply

THeATRe CLUB SPeCIALPurchase your tickets by 31 March and go in the draw to win a signed programme!Don’t worry - if you’ve already brought your tickets, then you’re already in the draw!

Are you looking forward to coming to New Plymouth as part of the 2014 NZ tour?I am delighted to be returning to New Plymouth in May. The city holds special memories for me going back to 1967 when at the city’s invitation I interrupted my studies at the London Opera Centre to perform in two concerts at the Bowl of Brooklands as part of the 10th Festival of the Pines. Then in 1999 I returned for another concert at the Bowl and invited an ensemble of Opera Factory’s young singers to join me for another great evening in Taranaki.

You have sung in all the great opera houses of the world, any favourites?I haven’t forgotten Santa Fe Opera in USA. It was my first leading role – and after the cold of London, Santa Fe’s wide open spaces and brilliant sunshine were certainly memorable. My first night in a Metropolitan Opera in New York was the opposite – so much snow I nearly didn’t get through the traffic to the performance.

Then there’s the Paris Opera…. the word “grand” doesn’t come anywhere

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Few tickets remaining!near to describing it, being there is like stepping into another world. I enjoyed being at the Sydney Opera House – it has a distinct feeling of being an important part of the city – and the dressing room windows look straight onto the harbour and the sailing …… wonderful.

Who has had a big influence on your career?My parents had a very big influence in my life and my father was my hero. Without their recognition that I had something to offer, and their unfailing support and sacrifices, none of the successes would ever have happened. My two singing teachers – Dame Sister Mary Leo and Vera Roszca – trained my voice into its right place.

Then in my early twenties, Richard Bonynge and Dame Joan Sutherland indicated the music pathway they thought my singing could follow, and they were right. Without those six people I wouldn’t be where I am today.

What do you love most about New Zealand and being a New Zealander? There is a kind of loyalty many people have towards the country they grew up in – if the growing up was happy. My growing up was happy, and although becoming a singer internationally was exciting, I still find in New Zealand the qualities of space and peace and green-ness which aren’t quite the same anywhere else. Its home.

What are your other interests ? I love to fish. When I’m back in New Zealand I take my boat out fishing every day. My other major interest is the Foundation I established in 2004. I began to realise that when the time comes and I am no longer performing, that my many years of experience in the world of professional music could fade away with me. My Foundation set out to observe young talent, and mentor those who were clearly outstanding. It’s a major interest of mine – I feel that with the career I’ve had, there is a responsibility to put some effort back to help those young singers who have a chance to be the future of fine music.

Which performance has been the most memorable, and why?In 1974 I was to sing Desdemona in “Othello” at the immensely prestigious Metropolitan Opera in New York, taking over from another soprano who was leaving after the first couple of weeks. Soon after I arrived I was suddenly told that the other lady had gone down sick and that I must go on that same day. I had never seen the stage, never met the conductor, never even met the leading man. But my training said “Concentrate” – so I went on and sang the whole opera without any rehearsal – and then discovered it had been broadcast live on radio across the entire USA. That one performance became the basis of my later career at the Metropolitan Opera.

IMPERIAL RUSSIAN BALLET COMPANY DON QUIXOTE

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masterpieces in the Tchaikovsky Concert Hall and the Mossovet Theatre.

TSB THeATRe7 & 8 March, 8.00pmPremium Adult $89.00A Res Adult $82.00 B Res Adult $75.00Child $55.00 Premium Concession $79.00 A Res Concession $72.00 B Res Concession $65.00Service fees apply

combine for one of the most anticipated productions in decades! Book early to avoid disappointment for this spectacle of musical theatre.

TSB THeATReFrom 3 JulyPlatinum Adult $ 89.90Premium Adult $ 79.90A Res Adult $ 59.90A Res Child $ 54.90A Res Senior $ 54.90B Res Adult $ 39.90B Res Child $ 34.90B Res Senior $ 34.90Matinee Child Special (A Res) $ 24.99Matinee Child Special (B Res) $ 24.99Service fees apply

seen it all. Join him as he regales you with tales so thrilling you’d swear he was making them up!

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26 April, 8.00pm Adult $47.50Concession $42.50R16+Service fees apply

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Markus Birdman (UK) Markus Birdman, as seen on the 2013 Comedy Gala, is a leading comic on the UK live circuits. Returning to NZ, he showcases his sharp perspective on life, marriage and romantic archetypes.

“ Birdman is the all-round package; witty, controversial, hip, topical and silly” – BBC

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Carl Donnelly (UK)2013 Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Carl Donnelly brings his conversational and silly sense of humour to NZ with hysterical anecdotes and observations on the state of the world and his plans on how we should be dealing with it. No gimmicks, just “Gripping, unmissable stand-up” – The Guardian

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Justine Smith (NZ) If you were to try and define Justine Smith as a lover or a fighter, you’d have to say both. She is capable of hilariously tearing strips off people on stage, and then buying them a drink after the show.

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Jarred Fell (NZ) Award-winning comedian/magician Jarred Fell isn’t just a normal magician. He combines fast-paced razor sharp wit with a tornado-like approach to magic and stand-up. “ Jarred Fell is one of my favourite acts to work with, I wish I could take him on tour with me everywhere” – Steve O, Jackass

Repeat Offender is about that moment where every part of your body wants to smash something in half, like Godzilla, then taking a deep breath, reassessing the situation and then doing it anyway.

Repeat Offender is about letting go, losing your temper and loving what you can’t have because you are forbidden by a court order, but hanging out in their front garden with a thermos and binoculars anyway. It’s about picking your battles, knowing when to hold them and when to fold them. If you come within 100m of this show, you will find yourself laughing!

TSB THeATRe3 May, 7.30pmAdult $42.90, Concession $38.90Group 8+ $36.90Recommend 15+ Service fees apply

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THeATRe CLUB SPeCIALPurchase your tickets by 31 March and go in the draw to win an extra double pass and a $50.00 bar tab to enjoy with friends!

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