This is a story of Fear, This is a story of Fear, Desperation, Deception, Hope Desperation, Deception, Hope

and Triumphand Triumph

Blount & Howe Productions proudly presentsBlount & Howe Productions proudly presents

The First Print Shop The First Print Shop CommercialCommercial

The scene is like many others! All have gathered at the lair of a costly beast!

Offering their usual sacrifices for its favor

Great and Powerful One accept this offering

and work for me

The Great and Powerful OneThe Great and Powerful One has heard your call and will give has heard your call and will give you only 16 copies before I jam!you only 16 copies before I jam!

So Choose your copies wisely!!!So Choose your copies wisely!!!

Whatever will my students do without

these papers??

We are here for your printing needs!!!

If you Show allegiance to our Expensive toner and ink demands

We will do all the printing for you!! (if we’re in the mood)

HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! I am theI am the King of CopiersKing of Copiers

I have produced more copies than any of my I have produced more copies than any of my 90 brothers and sisters!!90 brothers and sisters!! Combined we average Combined we average 12 million copies per year12 million copies per year

Your kind can never take our place Your kind can never take our place even with your even with your 800 desktop machines800 desktop machines in this district. in this district.

You can never defeat us!!You can never defeat us!!Mawhahaha!!!Mawhahaha!!!

Run!! Don’t look back!! Just Run!!Our only hope is to out last the

copiers! We must stay hidden in the

classrooms where only a few people print

to us. This will keep our high

maintenance and printing costs going for awhile!!!

We must have the last laugh!!!

Don’t leave us!!!!

Nothing can stand in our way to Nothing can stand in our way to Total District domination!!Total District domination!!

Mawhahaha!!!!Mawhahaha!!!!

Look at this Flyer!!It’s for the MCSD Print Shop

It says that they can copy almost anything and most orders are back to

the site within 48 hours!

That would mean I would be able to spend more time in my classroom teaching

or enjoying my lunch and breaks RATHER than waiting in line

and fighting paper jams!!

OH LOOK!! The Flyer also says

the new guy running the shop is

tall, dark, and ruggedly handsome

Just imagine…..

Teacher’s Assistants in our classes, helping with the students…..

NOT here in line making copies!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Joy and Happiness

are ours once again!!

Print Shop prints, folds, cuts, staples,

and makes booklets. Prints on colored papers, and colored card stocks.

Also available areFull picture quality Color

8 1/2 x 11 and 11 x 17 prints

Print Shop has exceeded all expectations and will

continue to strive to bring the print to the masses!

So don’t wait! Send your orders now and have that

wonderful READY TO TEACH MY STUDENTS

FEELING!!!

♥♥♥Thank you Print Shop!!!♥♥♥

All facts and figures are subject to change, correction, or approval by MCSD without noticeAll facts and figures are subject to change, correction, or approval by MCSD without noticeNo printers or copiers were harmed in the making of this commercial (not for a lack of want)No printers or copiers were harmed in the making of this commercial (not for a lack of want)

Special Thanks to Reyes Teachers, Staff and the StudentsSpecial Thanks to Reyes Teachers, Staff and the Students

This has been This has been a Blount & a Blount & Howe Howe ProductionProduction