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Supertyphoonna gumulpisa Micronesia

papasok saPilipinas saEaster Sunday

VOL. 14 NO. 88 • WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2015

ANG PASYONMALALAKI pa sa tao ang mga imahe ng Via Krusis na nakatayo sa daan paakyat sa burol ngKawa-Kawa sa Barangay Tuburan, Ligao City. MARK ALVIC ESPLANA/INQUIRER SOUTHERN LUZON

Tatawagin itong Bagyong Chedeng,ngunit sinabi ng Pagasa hihinaito pagtama sa lupa ng Pinas

—Basahin sa page 2

2015BinibiningPilipinas-Tourismsi AnnLorraineColis

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HULINGisyu ito ngINQUIRER LIBREngayongSemanaSanta.Babalik kami saLunes.

HowcelebsobserveLent

4 Siete Palabras2015’ featuresnuns, charity

workers, lay leaders

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Lord,nawa’y maging ma-

kabuluhan ang dara-

ting na mga araw na

wala kaming trabaho.

Isapuso nawa naming

lahat ang diwa ng

pagpapakasakit ni

Hesukristo para saaming kasalanan.

Mabigyan nawa

namin ng sapat na

panahon ang pag-

aayuno at pagninilay-

nilay. Amen


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VIA CRUCISHUMINTO ang isang lalaki upang manalangin sa imahe ng krusipiho sa harap ng Arc of the Centuries sa tabing España gate ng University of Santo Tomas. JOAN BONDOC

Ika-29 na taong ipapakoCITY of San Fernando—Walapang tagapagmana si RubenEnaje kaya tuloy pa rin ang pag-papapako niya sa krus sa Bi-

yer nes Sant o sa Bara ngay SanPedro Cutud sa kabiserang itong Pampanga, ang ika-29 taonna gagawin niya ito.

Sinabi ng kapitan ng baran-gay na si Zoilo Castro at ni Allan

Navarro, direktor ng Via Crusisna dinaos ng lolo niyang si Ri-cardo sa mga kalsada ng Cutud61 taon na ang nakararaan, nanakiusap sila kay Enaje, 54, naipagpatuloy ang panata nito.

Nagtapos sana ito noong2013 makaraan ang tatlong pag-inog ng siyam na taon.

Noong 1986 nagsimula angunang siyam na taon para sapagpapasalamat. Para sa pagga-ling ng anak na babaeng may hi-

k a naman ang pangalawang

siyam na taon. Para naman sapaggaling ng bukol sa panga ngmaybahay niyang si Juanita angpangatlong siyam na taon.

Tonette Orejas

Basura ng Canadatuluyan nangibinaon sa PinasPILIPINAS na ang magdidispatsasa tone-toneladang basuranginangkat mula Canada dalawangtaon na ang nakararaan, maka-raang matuklasang hindi nakalala-son ang basura at tumanggi ang

Canada na bawiin ito.Sinabi ni Jonas Leones, direk-

tor ng Environmental Manage-ment Bureau ng Department of Environment and Natural Re-sources, na nagpasya ang ahen-sya na itapon ang basura sa mgalokal na landfill sapagkat tumata-gal na ang negosasyon sa pagpa-pabalik sa Canada ng basura.

Ayon kay Leones, ipapapasanang halaga ng “treating” ng ba-sura bago itapon sa importer ni-

to, ang Chronic Plastics sa Valen-zuela, kung saan naka-consignang kargamento mula sa ex-porter na Chronic Inc., na nasaOntario, Canada.

Nagsampa na ang Bureau of Customs ng kaso sa Departmentof Justice laban sa may-ari ngChronic Plastics na si Adelfa Ed-uardo at mga customs broker nasina Leonora Flores at SherjunSaldon para sa paglabag sa Re-public Act No. 6969, ang Act toControl Toxic Substances andHazardous Nuclear Waste. DZP

Supertyphoon na gumulpisa Micronesia papasok saPilipinas sa Easter Sunday

tained winds na 175 kilometersper hour (kph) at pagbugsonghanggang 210 kph habang nasa1,700 km silangan ng NorthernMindanao. Tinatayang kikilosito pa-kanluran, hilagang-kanlu-ran sa bilis na 20 kph.

Patuloy mang lumalakas siMaysak habang lumalapit saPAR, tiniyak naman ng Philip-pine Atmospheric Geophysicaland Astronomical Services Ad-ministration na hindi ito magi-

ging isang superbagyo bago tu-mama sa Pilipinas.

Ni Dona Z. Pazzibugan

ISANG malakas na bagyong nagwasak ng mga bahay sa Micronesia ang nakatutok sa Pilipinas at tinatayangtutuntong sa Luzon sa Linggo ng Muling Pagkabuhay,lumabas sa mga pagtataya sa pagkilos ng bagyo ngilang mga bansa sa Asya-Pasipiko.

Sinabi ng National WeatherService sa pulo ng Chuuk, baha-gi ng Federated States of Mi-cronesia (FSM), noong Martesng hapon na tinatayang tatama

sa Pilipinas ang Bagyong“Maysak” sa Linggo o Lunes.

Tatawaging “Chedeng” angbagyo kapag pumasok na ito saPhilippine area of responsibility (PAR), na tinatayang mangya-

yari ngayong araw.

Noong Martes, taglay niMaysak ang maximum sus-

Kahit magalaw ang BBL, basta huwag lumabnaw—IqbalCOTABATO City—Sinabi ng MoroIslamic Liberation Front (MILF)n a h i n d i i t o n a b a b a h al a n amaaaring mabago ang ilang pro-bisyon ng Bangsamoro Basic Law(BBL) hanggang hindi nito pala-labnawin ang magiging batas.

Sinabi ni MILF chief negotiatorMohagher Iqbal sa INQUIRER n a

panatag ang pangkat na mapa-

pasama pa rin sa batas ang nalag-daan sa ilalim ng comprehensiveagreement on the Bangsamoro.“ T h e b o t t o m l i n e i s t h a t i tshouldn’t be diluted,” aniya.

Sa ilalim ng BBL, lilikha ngisang rehiyong Bangsamoro namay pinaigting na awtonomiya bi-lang bahagi ng komprehensibong

kasunduang pangkapayapaan sa

pagitan ng MILF at ng pamaha-laan ng Pilipinas, na naglalayongmatuldukan ang mahigit apat nadekada ng digmaan na nilunsadng mga Moro sa Mindanao.

Ilang mambabatas ang nag-bantang maamyendahan angmga probisyon na pinanini-

wa la an g la ba g sa Sa li ga ng -

Batas. Jeoffrey Maitem


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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2015 3F EATURES

‘Siete Palabras 2015’features nuns, charityworkers, lay leaders

Fr. Filemon dela Cruz, Jr. OPfrom the University of SantoTomas (UST); and Fr. AllanLopez, OP from Pangasinan.

The Seven Last Words are:“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do” (Luke23:34); “Truly, I say to you, today

you will be with Me in paradise”(Luke 23:43); “Woman, behold

your Son: Behold your mother”(John 19:26-27); “My God, My God, why have You forsakenMe?” (Matthew 27:46 and Mark 15:34); “I thirst” (John 19:28);“It is finished” (John 19:30); and

“Father, into Your hands I commitMy spirit” (Luke 23:46).

To render music and inter-pretative dances are UST Sal-inggawi Dance Troupe, LetranFilipiniana Dance Company,Hail Mary the Queen Children’sChoir, Letran Calamba Cultureand Arts Department and Bro.Kenneth Rey Parsad.

DEAR Emily, Ang kapatid naming OFW ay may asawa at dalawang anak na mali-

it pa, na nakatira sa bahay ngnanay namin. Ang buong sweldoniya buwan-buwan ay pinapadalaniya sa kanyang asawa.

Hindi namin alam ang hala-ga pero may nagsabing P20,000daw ito. Maski kalahati langnoon malaki pa rin sa kanilangpangangailangan, pero P1,000lang kung magbigay ang asawaniya ng renta sa aming nanay.

Tulog lang naman daw atligo ang ginagastos nila. Awang

awa kami sa kapatid at nanay namin dahil hindi sila nagr-ereklamo. Ang gumiginhawanang husto ay mga magulang atkapatid ng asawa niya.

Astang mayaman na sila.Panay pa ang labas ng hipag koat kung umuwi ay gabi na. Nag-aalala kaming baka may boyfriend ito. Sobra ang bait atsipag ng kapatid namin dahilgusto niyang makaahon na silasa kahirapan. Walang tigil ang

kayod at over-time niya sa tra-baho. Sa gastos ng asawa niyadito, balita namin ay ni walangnaiipon ito kahit kaunti. Dapatba kaming makialam?

Lumen

NAKAKA-HIGH blood nga kungtotoo ang mga nakikita atnaririnig ninyo. Kung talagang

walang naiipon ang asawa ng kapatid niyo, mag-unti-unti kayongmag-imbestiga kung totoo nga ito.

Tungkol naman sa hinalaninyong may boyfriend itonghipag ninyo, kailangang sigura-do rin kayo dito. May kasabi-

hang kaya nagkakaloko-loko angbuhay natin ay dahil sa dami ngtaong walang pakialam.

Payuhan ninyo ang kapatidniyo para naman hindimasayang ang pagod niyangmag-OFW. Sabihin ninyong kon-tian na lang ang ipadala niyang

pera dito sa pamilya niya atkimkimin na lang niya ang mgaextrang kinikita niya.

Dapat na malaman ng kap-atid ninyo ang mga nangyayari

para walang sisihan sa huli. Tu-nay na hindi makatarungan na paguwi niya dito, ay g utom angkanyang dadatnan. Iba ang pag-mamalasakit sa panghihimasok.

Kung hindi kayo, sino pa?

Magpadala ng e-mail [email protected] o

sa [email protected]

By Levine Andro Lao Inquirer Lifestyle Contributor

FOR ONLY the second time in its 17-year history,“Siete Palabras,” the traditional commemorationof Jesus’ last words on the Cross, held annually

at the historic Santo Domingo Church in Quezon City on Good Friday, will have a woman among its sevenpreachers.

The preacher is Sr. CatherineEdith Cruz, OP, dean of Colegiode San Juan de Letran de Man-aoag (formerly Our Lady of Manaoag College) in Pangasinanand member of the ReligiousMissionaries of St. Dominic.

She will be only the second woman to deliver the address.The first was Sr. Letty Ham, OP of the Sisters of Our Lady of Reme-dies, who delivered one of the Si-ete Palabras about a decade ago.

The testimonials of faith willalso be given by women: Sr. May Escalano, OP, who serves farmersand people with disabilities inPampanga; Lourdes Ukila, a teach-er of poor children in Dagat-da-

gatan, Navotas; Lucy Guya, who works with indigenous people; Sr.Cecilia Espenilla, OP, who attendsto victims of human trafficking;Catherine Ramos, OP, a dedicatedteacher in Aquinas School; and Sr.Elvira Delfonso, OP, a survivor of two critical ailments.

Siete Palabras producer Fr.Christopher Jeffrey Aytona, OPsaid the inclusion of more wom-en in the yearly program was in-spired by Pope Francis, who said

during his recent visit in thecountry: “Women have much totell us in today’s society. They cansee things with a different eye.”

Father Aytona also stressedthe contributions of women inevangelization, citing famousDominican saints such asCatherine of Siena, Margaret of Castello, and Rose of Lima.

Being a yearly production of the Dominican Province of thePhilippines, “Siete Palabras,” inits earlier years, only had Do-

minican friars as preachers forthe “Seven Last Words.” Last

year, however, a diocesan priestand a lay person were includedin the roster of preachers,

which “drew positive feedback,”said Father Aytona.

“The Order of Preachers [orthe Dominican Order] believesthat, as a family, preachingshould not be limited only tothe friars,” he says.

This year, the Lenten special will focus on the official churchcelebrations of the Year of thePoor and Year of the Consecrat-ed Life, and the year-longpreparation for the 800th foun-dation anniversary of the Orderof Preachers in 2016.

Partnering with Radio Veritas

and the Catholic Media Net- work, “Siete Palabras” intendsto reach Filipinos abroadthrough the program’s live in-ternet streaming, on April 3, 12noon to 3 p.m. It will be broad-cast live by GMA 7.

The other preachers are Fr.Gallardo Bombase, OP from Al-bay; Fr. Norman Quilaquil, OPfrom Davao; Manila diocesanpriest Fr. Carlo del Rosario; Fr.Enrico Gonzales, OP from Santo

Domingo priory in Quezon City;

Pamilya ng bagong bayani

EMILY’S

CORNER Emily

A. Marcelo

[email protected]

LOVE KO EARTH

MCDONALD'S Philippines onceagain took part in Earth Hour, thelargest recurring environmentalmovement in history.

With its beginnings in 2007 as alights-off event to raise awarenessfor climate change, Earth Hour isnow practiced in more than 160countries worldwide, of which thePhilippines has consecutively hadone of the biggest participations.More than just a symbolic event,the campaign has resulted inconcrete actions in climate

change mitigation and adaptationover the years.This year, McDonald's storesswitched-off all pylon and externalsignage lights from 830-9:30 PMlast March 28 in support of EarthHour. McDonald's annualparticipation is its way of strengthening its commitment tothe community, making adifference not only in the lives of its customers but also for theconservation of the environment.

BRO. Kenneth Rey Parsad


4/9

SHOWBUZZ WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 20154ROMEL M. LALATA, Editor

Pacquiao patok kay Ali 7 SPORTS

model Thursday,

Apr. 2Sunrise:5:52 AMSunset:6:09 PM

Avg. High:35ºC

Avg. Low:22ºCMax.

Humidity:(Day)52 %

R I C H A R D

R E Y E S

HINIRANG na2015 BinibiningPilipinas-Tourismsi Ann LorraineColis ngPampanga.

Wagi siya saunang sabakniya sa isangbeauty pageant.

How celebs observe Lent

Introspective mode “on.”Even celebrities take a breatherso that they may pay homage toour Immortal Superstar, JesusChrist.

Boots Anson-Roa: I will re-flect on the unconditional andimmutable love of God. Godloves us whether or not we de-serve His love. He loves us

whoever we are. He loved thepure and the sacred, the in-nocent and the virtuous, butHe also loved the thief who was crucified beside Him,

the prostitute who was al-most stoned to death, theSamaritan woman at the well, the tax collector whobecame His follower, His

favored disciple who de-nied Him three times, and

His beloved apostle andkeeper of the purse who

betrayed Him for 30pieces of silver. God

loves us not because we are worthy of His love, but be-cause He is a lovingGod. His love for ushas nothing to do

with us. It haseverything to do with Him.God’s love for us never changes,no matter how often we offendHim. He forgives us now, just asHe did on the cross—

bruised, battered and dying be-cause of our sins. He pleaded,thus: “Father, forgive them forthey know not what they aredoing.”

China Cojuangco-Gon-zalez: My reflection

will center on my gratitude to-

wards JesusChrist whodied on thecross to save

us. I thank Himfor my happy, healthy family;my in-laws who continue to ac-cept me into their family; mostespecially for my husband whotakes good care of me and ourlittle Bachuchi. I also like tothank Jesus for the gift of moth-erhood. I will reflect on how tobecome a better mother, wife,daughter, sister, friend and abetter Catholic.

Richard Poon: Has my lovefor God gone warmer or colder?

Am I more intimately involved with God this year than last year? What areas of my lifehave I not surrendered to Him?

Christine Bersola-Babao: I will reflect on why there is somuch injustice and evil in this

world.Christian Bautista: I will re-

flect on how, throughGod’s wisdom, I can

become a better per-son in the entertain-ment industry, to bea good influence onthe nation’s youth.

Precious LaraQuigaman: This

world is not my home; I’m here tem-porarily. I hope to beable to set my sightson things not seen, onthings above and not

on earthly pleasuresand treasures. To livemy life for God’s glory alone, for it is allabout Jesus, the only

way, truth and life.Miriam

Quiambao-Roberto:Psalm 90:12: “Teachus to number ourdays, that we may gain a heart of wis-dom.”

I will be reflectingon life itself and how

I can live it to the fullest, giventhat life is short.

Maricel Laxa-Pangilinan: I will simply reflect on God’samazing grace.

John Arcilla: May we truly find within us the real meaningof poverty in spirit. So that wecan start transforming ourselvesinto good citizens of this nationand planet, rather thanremain a community of com-

plainers who do nothing.Choose PH

Explore the beauty of our is-lands’ crystal-clear blue seasand fine white-sand beaches,

while wearing colorful ChoosePhilippines slippers. Available inLandmark and other stores na-tionwide, the footwear echoesthe summer vibe inspired by thelogo of Choose Philippines,

ABS-CBN’s website where localand foreign travelers can share

their stories about their summeradventures in the country.La vida isla! (Visit www.

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By Dolly Anne Carvajal

Part 2

A SIDE from Holy Wednesday, it also happens tobe April Fool’s Day. Is this just coincidence?Perhaps it’s a subtle Lenten reminder that we

must reflect on our follies so we may become im-proved versions of ourselves by Easter Sunday.

Angelica’sdestiny

ACTRESS Angelica Pangani-ban on her future plans withboyfriend John Lloyd Cruz:“Yes, we talk about marriageeven though it makes us feelawkward sometimes. Maybeit’s because we know marriageis possible since we’re already of age. We both feel giddy talking about it, but we al-

ways say ‘not yet.’ Can youimagine me being the wife of John Lloyd? I-claim ko ba?” Marinel R. Cruz

ANGELICA Panganiban

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5/9

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2015 5SHOWBUZZ

Tindera ng gulay pinahangajudges sa ‘Asia’s Got Talent’

Sa pamamagitan ng isangpanayam sa e-mail, sabi ni Fe,54, sa INQUIRER na nakukuhalang niyang kumanta sa publikotuwing dumadalo siya sa Misa.Nadiskubre ang tindera ng gu-lay ni Rodfil Obeso, ang kala-hati ng comic duo na Moymoy Palaboy, na kasama niyang nag-tanghal sa Asia’s Got Talent.

Sa gitna ng masigabongpalakpakan at paghiyaw, inawit

ni Fe ang Total Eclipse of the Heart habang backup vocals na-man si Rodfil provided at nag-papatawa sa March 19 episodeng palabas sa AXN, nasumasahimpapawid tuwingHuwebes, 8:05 p.m.

“Age in this case doesn’tmatter at all,” sabi ng Canadi-an music producer DavidFoster, isa sa apat na hurado,sa pagpuri niya sa lola. Nangtanungin niya si Fe kung ok

lang sa kanya na “drop thefunnyman” upang makasulongsa susunod na round, sagot ngmang-aawit, “But he’s my

partner.”Kaya binigyan siya ng “no”

ng Grammy-winning na si Fos-ter ngunit ang tatlong iba pa—ang mga mangaawit na sina

Anggun, Melanie C at Van NessWu—ay bumotong positibokaya makikita pa rin angdalawa sa susunod na yugto ngkumpetisyon.

Ibinahagi naman ni Rodfil,na kabilang sa cast ng Bubble

Gang, na nadiskubre niya si Fesa Facebook, kaya gumawa silang videos ng kanilang mgaduet, sa YouTube channel “road-fill” noon 2013.

“I saw her on my timeline,singing an Aegis song,” sabi niRodfil. “We did some coversand, later, I asked her to be my partner for the audition… the

judges at the Mall of Asia wereforeigners, so they weren’t fa-miliar with us.”

Sa kanilang kakaibangpagsasanib-puwersa, sabi niRodfil, “A grandma singing an

Aegis song is a rare find. Being

odd partners works; would you

expect a lola and a weird guy toperform a duet? I risked mixingcomedy with music and I’mhappy that majority of the

judges said yes.”

Bukod kay Bonnie Tyler, sabini Fe na hinahangsaan din niyaang mga R&B singers na sinaChaka Khan at ang yumaong siWhitney Houston, magingdalawang na local pop artists.“[Apart from] the band Aegis,I’m a fan of Sharon Cuneta andSarah Geronimo,” sabi ni Fe.Ilan sa paborito niyang mgakanta ay ang Alone ng Heart atWhen You Tell Me That You Love

Me ni Diana Ross.

Sabi naman ni Rodfil na“OK” siya sa panukala ni David.“I was willing to leave if that

was the only way Lola Fe couldadvance. It was a big honor justto be there and perform,” aniya.“It’s a good thing Lola Fe im-pressed everyone. Mr. Fosterhad a point, though, and I re-spect his opinion.”

Kung makukuha niyang mag-tanghal nang full-time sa Pilip-inas, sabi ni Fe, hindi siya mag-aatubiling iwan ang trabahoniya ngayon. “Mahina na ang

bentahan sa palengke; marami

na rin ang nagtitinda at sakapangarap ko naman talaga angmaging singer,” sabi niya.

Kinuwento ni Rodfil kunggaano niya naramdaman kunggaano sila kasuwerte at napilisilang makipagtagisan: “I sawmany talented people at theMall of Asia; I had seen some of them join contests on TV. When

we were picked, I said to my-self, there must be a [bigger]reason that our partnership was

formed.”Umaasa siyang makikitaniyang maraming magbubukasna oportunidad para kay Fe,manalo man o matalo sila sa

Asia’s Got Talent. “I hope shepursues a singing career. It feelsgreat to inspire others, regard-less of age. It’s never too late todream.”

Pangarap din ni Fe namagkaroon ng big break. “Gustoko… magkaroon ng sariling al-bum para mapa-renovate poang bahay namin, sabi niya.

Ni Oliver M. Pulumbarit

‘HINDI na po ako noon sumasali sa mgasinging contests,” sabi ni Felicitas “Lola Fe”Garcia, kalahok sa Asia’s Got Talent, dahil

nabuntis na siya sa edad na 16 at hindi na nagpursige

sa karir niya sa musika .

FE Garcia (kanan) at Rodfil

Now showing...sa Sabado You’re My Boss

Directed by Antoi nette Jadaone; stars Toni Gonzaga, Co-co Martin, Freddie Webb, GloriaSevilla

Snooty supervisor switchesplaces with put-upon assistant.In spite of their differences,they fall in love. Gonzaga saysMartin was her first choice aspartner for this rom-com. Mar-tin recounts that the entireteam did everything to ensurethe movie’s success.

Red Book Directed by Rudy Diaz Saron;

stars Ynna Asistio, Jan Manual,Vangie Labalan, Jet Villaruel

Ghost haunts young people

who disobey rules written in amysterious book.

Labalan, who plays Asistio’sgrandmother in this horrorflick, is “excited to look scary again.” The character actressdescribes her screen grand-daughter as a “proper young la-dy.”

Fast & Furious 7 Directed by James Wan; stars

Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Jason Statham

Bent on revenge, a villain’smean brother takes on an entirecrew of rebellious racers.

V ARIETY ’s Scott Foundas callsit “two-plus-hours of increasing-

ly outlandish vehicular may-

hem.” THE HOLLYWOOD R E-PORTER ’s John DeFore: “Stupen-dously stupid and stupidly di-

verting.”The SpongeBob Movie:

Sponge Out of Water Directed by Paul Tibbit; with

the voices of Tom Kenny, Antonio Banderas, Tim Conway

Enemies SpongeBob andPlankton join forces to findmissing secret formula.

NEW Y ORK TIMES’ NicolasRapold thinks this sequel “dis-plays enough nutty writing andsheer brio.” USA TODAY ’s Clau-dia Puig differs: “Funny, [but]it’s also watered-down and hy-

peractive.”


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pero may titirador sa yo

‘‘Mailalagay sa maling

bulsa ang pera mo

PPPTahiin lahat ng mga

damit na may punit

YYMay lamat siya sa

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gagastusin lahat agad

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pinapaayos sa iyo

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malaking tigyawat

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sa semana santa

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tutubuan ng kulugo

O O ANG robot

May robot na galing sa Japan na magaling manghuli ng mag-nanakaw.

Dinala ang robot sa Spain, nakahuli ito ng 10 magnanakaw sa loob ng15 minuto.

Tapos, inilipat sa America. Nakahuli ito ng 40 magnanakaw sa loob ng30 minuto. Sa sobrang galing, naisip nilang itesting sa Pilipinas.

Pagkalipat sa Pilipinas, wala pang dalawang minuto...ninakaw na ang robot.

—Facebook post ni ZuriKim0 sa fanpage na P inoy Funny Jokes. I- follow n’yo ang page na ito.

CRAZY JHENNY ALBERT RODRIGUEZ


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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2015 7 SPORT SDENNIS U. EROA, Editor

ARAY HAWAK ni Jerryd Bayless ngMilwaukee Bucks (kaliwa) ang mukhamatapos tamaan ni Atlanta Hawksplaymaker Jeff Teague sa Philips

Arena. Tinuka ng Hawks ang Bucks,101-88. Kumpletong resulta:pinabagsak ng Boston Celtics angCharlotte Hornets, 116-104; inungusanng Toronto Raptors ang HoustonRockets, 99-96; inunahan ng PortlandTrain Blazers ang Phoenix Suns, 109-86; kinatay ng Memphis Grizzlies angSacramento Kings, 97-83; nilusutan ngLos Angeles Lakers ang Philadelphis76ers sa overtime, 113-111; atpinaamo ng Utah Jazz ang MinnesotaTimberwolves, 104-84. AFP

Spikers’ Turf magbubukasBAGAMAT matindi ang lineupsng Instituto Estetico Manila atCagayan Valley, may kakayahanang anim pang kasaling kopo-nan na gumawa ng malakingingay sa Spikers’ Turf na mag-bubukas ngayong Linggo saFiloil Flying V Arena sa SanJuan.

Ipaparada ng PLDT HomeUltera si Howard Mojica na bin-uhat ang Emilio Aguinaldo Col-

lege sa kauna-unahang titulo saNCAA men’s volleyball tourna-ment.

Makakasama ni Mojica saatake si John Vic De Guzman ngCollege of St. Benilde. Lalarorin sa PLDT sina Greg Dolor,Patrick Rojas, Antonio Torres atJaidal Abdulmajid.

Kasali rin sa torneo angCavite, Philippine Air Force,Champion Infinity at Cignal sadalawang buwan laban na su-

portado ng PLDT Home Ulteraat Mikasa.Pangungunahan ang Ca-

gayan Valley nina Marck JesusEspejo at Rex Emmanuel Intalng UAAP titleholder Ateneo atNational U standout Peter Tor-res.

Bubuksan ng Cagayan Valley ang kampanya kontra Cignal nasasandal kay Reyson Fuentes ngNU. Makakasama ni Fuentessina Alexis Faytaren, Sandy Montero, Jay dela Cruz atLorenzo Capate Jr.

Sasandal ang Cavite PatriotsFourbees kina Warren Catipay,Jack Kalingking, Neil Ytorzaitaat Allan Jay Sala-an.

CROWD-DRAWER DUDUMUGIN ng mga miron ang Shakey’s V-League dahil kina (mula kaliwa) Pau Soriano, Aby Maraño, Fille Cainglet-Cayetano, Pauline Genido,Hezzymie Acuña, Jaja Santiago, Cha Soriano, Sue Roces, Sarah Jane Espelita, Nelet Clarete at Angeli Tabaquero.

Pacquiao patok kay Ali

W ALANG dudangtatalunin niPinoy ring icon

Manny Pacquiao si FloydMayweather sa kanilangpaghaharap Mayo 2 saMGM Grand Garden Are-na sa Las Vegas.

Ayon sa anak ni Ali na siRasheda, naniniwala ang ala-mat ng boksing na magwawagisi Pacquiao sa labanan.

“My dad is Team Pacquiao allthe way!” wika ni Rasheda Ali saTMZ Sports. “My dad really likesManny. He’s a huge fan of his.

“He knows Manny’s a greatfighter but it’s more about what

he does outside the ring. He’ssuch a charitable person.”

Sinabi ni Rasheda na hindimanonod sa MGM Grand angkanyang ama kundi sa pay-per-

view.“There’s no question he’s go-

ing to order it. It takes my dad way back to when he was fight-ing,” ani Rasheda.

Humahanga si Ali kay Pac-quiao hindi lang dahil sa galingng Pinoy sa boksing kundi sakanyang mga gawain sa

labas ng ring.Kilala si Ali bilang

‘‘Greatest” at bisita siPacquiao sa selebrasy-on ng ika-70 kaarawanni Ali noong 2012.

Shakey’s V-Lmapapanood saGMA network

MULING ihahatid ng GMA Net- work ang pinakamainit na aksy-on mula sa Shakey’s V-LeagueSeason 12 Open Conference samga manonood sa loob at labasng bansa.

Matapos ang contract signingnoong Marso sa pagitan ngGMA Network at Sports VisionManagement Group, mapa-panood muli ang tapatan ngmga mahuhusay na volleyball

teams sa GMA News TV, pati narin sa ibang bansa sa pamamag-itan ng GMA Life TV, angikalawang international channelng GMA.

Ang pirmahan ay pinanguna-han nina GMA Network Chair-man and CEO Atty. Felipe L. Go-zon, Sports Vision ManagementGroup Chairman MoyingMartelino, at Sports VisionManagement Group PresidentRicky Palou.

Kabilang sa mga prominen-teng manlalaro ngayong seasonsina Alyssa Valdez, DendenLazaro, Jaja Santiago, AbigailMaraño, Ma. Angeli Tabaquero,

Aiza Maizo-Pontillas, FilleSainte Cainglet-Cayetano,Rossan Fajardo, Sarah Jane Es-pelita, Pauline May Genido, atHezzymie Acuña.

Ilan lamang sila sa mgabubuo ng mga koponan ngPLDT, Navy, Meralco, Fourbees,Baguio, Philippine Coast Guard,

Cagayan Valley, at Army.

PACQUIAO AQUILES Z. ZONIO C O N T R I B U T O R

Purefoods meets TNTTHE FINAL Four of the PBA Com-missioner’s Cup pitting defendingchampion Purefoods and Talk ‘N Textthat is so evenly matched gets off theground today at Smart Araneta Coli-

seum. Game time is 7 p.m. with noteam enjoying an advantage after theStar Hotshots and the Tropang Tex-ters needed three overtimes to decidetheir only meeting here, a 118-117victory by Purefoods at Cuneta As-trodome. From the quality of importsand the local support, experts predictthe best-of-five series going the dis-tance. Tournament No. 1 Rain orShine and Meralco are fighting in theother semifinal series, Game 1 ofwhich was going on at press time.Meanwhile, San Miguel Beer corner-stone June Mar Fajardo remained ontrack for a second MVP award de-spite the Beermen’s early exit in the

Commissioner’s Cup.


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