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VOL. 13 NO. 200 • THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2014
Love: Y
YYMas mahal niya si
Bumblebee kesa ikaw
•Ang lagay ng puso,career at bulsa momalalaman na saKAPALARAN page 6
•Baka tumama ka na saLOTTO page 2
•FBI probes HACKINGpage 5
PANAGINIPANO kaya napapaginipan ng paslitna itong ng natutulog sa isangbagong kongkretong imburnal. Salabas makikita ang sako na sisidlanng bata ng mga kalakal nanakukuha niya sa isang tambak nabasura sa tabing kalye ng Tondo,Manila. REUTERS
Lord, hindi ko pomaintindihan kung bakit may mgataong sinungaling. Minsan upangmapagtakpan ang mga maling gi-nawa nila at maging maganda silasa paningin ng iba ay ’di silanagsasabi ng totoo. Sana maisipnila na may nakakarinig sa mgakasinungalingan nila. Kayo poiyon. Amen (Belinda Bonagua)
•GILASPILIPINAS bigokontra PuertoRico, 77-73
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SUSURIIN PARA SA MERS-COV
very slim. But we are now con-tacting all the passengers ofSaudi Airlines and Cebu Pacificjust to inform them and advisethem to undergo examination,”ani Ona sa isang press briefing.
Bilang pag-iingat, sinuri angdalawang nars sa Dammamnoong Agosto 25 ngunit hindi ni-la hinintay ang resulta, ani Ona.
Nitong Martes, tumawag angsupervisor ng mga nars mula saDammam at ibinalita na nag-positibo sa MERS-Cov ang narsna taga-General Santos City.
Agad hinanap ng DOH angnars na dinala sa SouthernPhilippines Medical Center saDavao.
Ang kasama niya ay negatibosa MERS-Cov, na hindi gaano
nakakahawa tulad ng SevereAcute Respiratory Syndrome peroitinuturing na mas nakamamatay.
Kumuha ng sample sa nars atsinusuri na ito sa Research Insti-tute for Tropical Medicine saMuntinlupa City upang mulingmasilip, ayon kay DOHspokesperson Dr. Lyndon Lee Suy.Lalabas ang resulta sa Miyerkules.
Hindi pa nagpapakita ng sin-tomas ang nars, ani Ona.
“She has no fever but hertest [in Dammam] was positive,which means she was exposedbut not yet sick,” ani Ona.
Maaring tumawag ang mgapasahero sa DOH sa 651-7800local 2206 to 2207; 0922-8841564; 0920-9498419 o0915-7725621.
Ni Jocelyn R. Uy
H INAHANAP ng Department of Health (DOH)ang 390 pasahero ng dalawang eroplano nakasabay ng 37-taong-gulang na Pilipinong
nars mula sa Dammam, Saudi Arabia, na nagpositibosa nakamamatay na Middle East Respiratory Syn-drome-Coronavirus (MERS-Cov).
Sinabi kahapon ni HealthSecretary Enrique Ona na bu-malik sa Pilipinas ang nars,kasama ang isang katrabaho, ni-tong Agosto 29 sakay ng SaudiAirlines Flight No. SV870 nadumating 1:40 ng hapon. May247 iba pang pasahero ang ero-plano.
Umuwi ang nars sa GeneralSantos City noong Agosto 31sakay ng Cebu Pacific Flight No.
SJ997, na may 143 pasahero.Natulog siya nang isang gabi sabahay ng kasama sa Bulacan.
Ani Ona, kailangangmakipag-ugnayan sa DOH lahatng ibang pasahero sa dalawangflight upang masuri at matiyakna hindi nila nasagap ang virusng MERS-Cov.
“The chance of being infect-ed, especially those on theplanes, although possible, is
390 tinutunton ng DOH
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Hindi typeni LeilaComelecPINAHIWATIG ni Jus-tice Secretary Leila deLima kahapon na hindisiya interesadong ma-ging chair ng Commis-s i o n o n E l e c t i o n s(Comelec), kahit naiu-lat na siya ang gustonina Pangulong Aquinoat kasalukuyang chairSixto Brillantes Jr.
“It just ChairmanBrillantes’ wish [that Ibecome the next Com-elec chair]. I heardthat he often men-tions it [but] it’s justhis wish,” ani De Limasa mga reporter. “I ampleased that there aresome who are pushingfor i t but I am notdreaming about it.”
Nagtrabaho si DeLima sa House of Rep-resentatives ElectoralTribunal mula 1993hanggang 1995. JA
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Sinabi ni ChiefSupt. ChristopherLaxa, pinuno ng Avia-tion Security Groupng Philippine NationalPolice, na inaresto ngmga ahente ng Na-tional Bureau of In-
vestigation si Pama-tong pagdating nito saNinoy Aquino Interna-tional Airport (Naia)Terminal 2 lulan ngPhilippine Airlinesmula Cagayan de OroCity 5:30 ng hapon.
Inaresto si Pama-tong hindi dahil sanabigong pambobom-ba ng pangkat niyangUSA Freedom Fight-ers of the East (Us-affe) sa Naia Terminal3 noong Lunes kundipara sa halos isang-taong-gulang na ka-song inciting to sedi-tion, ayon kay NBI Di-rector VirgilioMendez.
“He has a standingwarrant of arrest. Wejust acted on it,” aniMendez.
HINULI kahapon ng NBI si EliPamatong sa NAIA Terminal 2.
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Sa Pasay, nahuli ni Navy petty officerGualberto Ped ang tsuper ng jipni na si JoselHabaan, na hindi tumigil nang patabihin niyamakaraaang makitang sinipa palabas ng jipniang isang babae. Anang pulisya, biktima ngholdap ang babaeng si Janel Panganiban.Dalawang lalaking pasaherong pinaniniwa-laang kasabwat ang nakatakas. KFM, JTG
LULAN ng isang bus sa McArthur Highway saMalabon Martes ng hapon, nakita ni DonataCafila na dinukot ang pera sa bulsa ng kapa-tid na si Hermocilla ni Jerry Gatil, na daglingbumaba ng bus.
Nahabol nila si Gatil at tinulungan ngisang guwardiya na harangin ito hanggangmakarating ang mga pulis.
Nabawi ng pulis kay Gatil ang P1,500 nadinukot, at isang balisong.
Sa Quezon City, ipinasok ng tsuper na siWilson Ching ang minamanehong taxi sahimpilan ng pulisya sa Novaliches habang
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UNITED NATIONS PEACEKEEPERS
Pinoy mananatiling officertive leave na hinain niCol. James Ezra En-riquez, kumander ng7th Philippine Contin-gent sa Golan Heightspeacekeeping opera-tion.
Pinaliwanag ni Lt.Col. Ramon Zagala,tagapagsalita ng AFP,na bilang mga directhire ng United Nations,naglilingkod sa ilalimng pandaigdigang
pangkat si Enriquez atibang kasapi ng Undofchain of command.
Dahil dito, tangingang United Nationslang ang makatatang-gap sa pagbibitiw, aniZagala.
Nagkabisa angbakasyon ni Enriqueznoong Linggo at tata-gal hanggang sa pag-uwi ng mga tropangPilipino sa Oktubre.
Nina Cynthia D. Balana at TJ Burgonio
TINANGGIHAN ng hepe ng United Na-tions Disengagement Observer Force(Undof) ang pagbibitiw ng isangPilipinong contingent commander bi-lang chief of staff ng misyon, sinabing militar ng Pilipinas kahapon.
Pangako ng Palasyo: Port Area luluwag sa loob ng 2 linggoDAHIL sa “dra s t i csteps,” inaasahan ngpamahalaan na lulu-wag na ang Port ofM a n i l a s a l o o b n gd a l a w a n g l i n g g o ,anang isang opisyalng Malacañang.
Ngunit kailangangmagtulungan ng mgamay-ari ng trak at mga
importer upang mail-abas ang may 16,000container mula sa pier,ani Cabinet SecretaryJose Rene Almendras.
“We’ve computedit. We know exactlywhat volume of cargoneeds to be movedout,” aniya.
“A n d i f o n l y w e
[could] move out thesame volume of con-tainers or TEUs [20-foot equivalent units]on a Saturday night,on a Sunday, and onMonday morning, intwo weekends we willbe able to declog theports,” dinagdag niya.
Sinabi ni Almendras
na kailangang mapalu-wag ang pier ng May-nila “in anticipation ofthe increased volumeof imports that is com-ing in in the last threemonths of the year.”
Aniya, kasama sa“drastic steps” ang pag-lilipat ng kargamentosa Subic. CVEsguerra
Sinabi ni ArmedForces of the Philip-pines Chief of StaffGen. Gregorio Cata-pang na sa halip, ina-
prubahan ng UndofForce commander nasi Lt. Gen. Iqbal SingSingha ang isang-buwang administra-
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Adamson University ArtGallery opens photo exhibitTHE ADAMSON University ArtGallery opened In the Footsteps ofSt. Vincent de Paul: A Photo Exhib-it” on Sept. 1. Consisting of col-ored photographs of places asso-ciated with the life-story of St.Vincent de Paul, the exhibit was aselection from the collection ofphotos taken by Adamson Univer-sity president Fr. Gregg L. BañagaJr., CM during several trips toFrance in 2009, 2011 and 2013.
St. Vincent, a 17th-centuryFrench priest, is the founder ofthe worldwide Congregation ofthe Mission (CM), the Daughtersof Charity (DC) and several char-itable organizations like the Soci-ety of St. Vincent de Paul (SSVP).He is considered a national heroin France on account of his ded-ication to serve the poor.
In his welcome remarks, Ba-
ñaga mentioned that he had beenlonging to make a pilgrimage toFrance to see the actual placesthat St. Vincent worked in whenhe was alive. When he did getthe opportunity, he took picturesof the sites so he could share histrip to the Adamson communityand to others from outside theuniversity. The ground floor ofthe gallery features photos of theplaces, such as churches, build-ings, and shrines associated withthe saint while the second floordisplays pictures of stained glasswindows from various churchesdepicting the work of St. Vincent.Fr. Gregg noted that in oldentimes, stained glass windowsserved as catechetical guides toteach people about the faith.
The exhibit is open to thepublic and runs until Oct. 17.
FR. Gregg L. Bañaga Jr., Adamson University president (left) addressesstudents and guests during the exhibit’s opening.
Beware of text scamsprotect our customers from beingvictimized by text scams. It isequally important for our cus-tomers to be aware that byadding the number “2” before the10-digit mobile number of the re-cipient, they are doing a share-a-load transaction,” said Globe Se-nior Vice-President for CorporateCommunications Yoly Crisanto.
Crisanto also urged Globecustomers to immediately re-port through www.globe.com.ph/stopspam and provide all thedetails required. Numbers thatare reported as source of textscams will be immediatelyblocked from the network.
GLOBE Telecom put in place more stringent measuresto curb text scams and prevent customers from beingvictimized in share-a-load transactions via SMS.
Starting early August, Globeset up a system which limits theamount of share-a-load transac-tion to a maximum of P150 orprepaid customers and P300 forpostpaid customer. This systemhelps postpaid customers fromsharing P500 in load credit.
As an added measure, cus-tomers will be given the choice toconfirm their transaction through avalidation text asking customers ifthey are sure about doing a share-a-load. The validation text will beimplemented starting Sept. 8.
Globe has put these measuresin place based on reports fromits customers about the varyingtext scams using spiels like re-wards, loyalty, MSF discount,roaming and bill overcharge,waiver of charges, refunds, etc.
A sample of such fraudulenttext message reads as follows:“Globe: Congrats! You’re one ofthe lucky postpaid subscribers toreceive a P500 bill discount. Toclaim your bill discount just text:500 and send to 2906XXXXXXX.”
“The new measures will help
Partnership targets dengue awarenessGLAXOSMITHKLINE, one of theworld’s leading research-basedpharmaceutical and healthcarecompanies and maker of doctor-recommended ParacetamolCalpol, joins forces with the De-partment of Health (DOH) andthe Philippine Pediatric Society(PPS) in spearheading a cam-paign called “Aksyon Laban saDengue: A Dengue Fever Aware-ness and Education Program” aswell as a Barangay Caravan thatwill bring dengue fever awarenessefforts to the grassroots level.
The World Health Organiza-tion has recommended paraceta-mol as the preferred and onlyrecommended analgesic treat-ment for dengue fever. Aspirin oribuprofen is not advised as thesedrugs may aggravate bleeding.
Calpol®, a product of GSK,
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Aside from fever, other signsand symptoms of dengue includeheadaches, nausea and vomiting,loss of appetite, abdominal pain,muscle and joint aches, rashes,and bleeding manifestations. Ifany of these symptoms are pre-sent, the patient must seek theirdoctor’s advice immediately.
Eliminating dengue must bea community effort. One suchinitiative is the partnership ofthe DOH, the PPS and Glaxo-SmithKline, which targets select-ed barangays within Metro
Manila with identified high cas-es of dengue incidence.
The DOH will initially facilitatethe training of health practition-ers to discuss new dengue inci-dences and disease trends as wellas updates on its prevention andtreatment guidelines. The PPShealth committee will then cas-cade these dengue modules basedon DOH guidelines with the se-lected barangays. On its part, GSKwill be bringing doctors to theseareas to lead the dengue informa-tion campaign to help Filipinosprotect their families and lovedones from this deadly menace.
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agency on Monday afternoondidn’t elaborate on what stepswere being taken to determinehow intimate images of Oscar-w i n n i n g a c t r e s s J e n n i f e rLawrence and other stars wereleaked.
LOS Angeles—The Federal Bu-reau of Investigation (FBI) saidit is addressing allegations thatnude photos of several femalecelebrities have been stolenand posted online.
A statement released by the
FBI probes hacking of celeb nude photos
JENNIFER Lawrence AFP
Lagi na lang nangangaliwaNg INQUIRER Entertainment Staff
M EDYO hindi mapagkakatiwalaan si StunningNymphet. Kinaliwa niya si High-profileBoyfriend. Ngunit kung akala ng marami kay
Hunky Ex-beau niya ito ginawa, nagkakamali sila. SiPowerful Patron ang dawit dito.
Ayon sa bulung-bulungan,ialng taon nang "inaalagaan" niPP si SN.
Natunugan ni HB ang pan-gangaliwa ni SN at hiniwalayansiya—sa pamamagitan ng tele-pono! Nagulat si SN. “HB didnot think SN was worth thetrouble of a confrontation,”anang isang bubuwit.
Lumalabas na ugali na ni SNang mangaliwa. Ilang taon na ang
nakalilipas nang kaliwain niya siTeenaged Sweetheart sa isanglalaking hindi taga-show-biz.
Away ng mga machoMasasabi na ngayon. Naiinis
si Gorgeous Hunk ka Hot Heart-throb. Nagalit si GH dahil tilamay paborito si Top Exec.Nakukuha ni HH lahat ng mag-agandang proyekto at tira-tirana lang ang napupunta kay GH.
Nagtataka ang mga may
hawak kay GH kung bakit paborsi TE kay HH.
Sinabi ng isang bubuwit namaligalig si HH na mapasayaang mga boss. Kabaligtaran na-man si GH na medyo ilag.
Tila mas gusto ni TE angmga artistang gagawin ang la-hat upang magkaroon ng traba-ho. Hmm.
P1 milyonGustong kuhanin ng Major
Firm si Gifted Performer para saisang proyekto.
Nagtanong ang MF ngunitnatigilan dahil sa hinihingingbayad ni GP: P1 milyon para sasandaling paglabas.
Umatras ang MF at walapang naiiisip na kapalit.
Tila nabagabag ang mgaopisyal sa iba pang mga kasamasa pagkuha kay GP, kabilangang permanent team nito.
Panahon na yata ng pagti-tipid kay MF.
PagbabagoNakasalubong ni Showbiz In-
sider si Seasoned Veteran, nalubos na tanyag mahigitdalawang dekada na angnakararaan.
Malupit ang panahon kay SV.Hindi siya nakilala ni SI, nakailangan pang muling lumin-gon. Namula si SV.
Hindi naman masisisi si SI.Ilang pagpaparetoke na ang gi-nawa kay SV, dahil na rin sa im-pluwensya ni Glamorous
Celebrity.Big bad boss
Mula sa INQUIRER tabloid naBandera:
Laging ibinabandera ni Influ-ential Personality ang pagsali samga masa sa isang taunang ka-ganapang pangmadla.
Sa tunay na buhay, isnaberosi IP at lumalayo sa uringmanggagawa.
Inulat ng isang source na in-utusan ni IP ang katulong nahuwag bigyan ng kahitano—kahit tubig—sa mgamanggagawang nagkukumpuni.Ni hindi man lang niya ngini-ngitian ang mga karpintero.
Baka bunga ng Botox angpagsisimangot niya.
The photos began appearingonline on Sunday on the im-age-shar ing forum 4chan.Britain’s Mirror website quotedthe anonymous uploader assaying on the site that he/shewas a collector, not the hacker.
The uploader said the pho-tos had generated $120 in bit-coin, a digital currency, butadded: “I really didn’t get closeto what I was hoping [for].”
Lawrence announced onMonday she had contacted the“authorities.”
The FBI has investigatedprevious leaks of nude celebrityimages, including those “in-volving” Scarlett Johanssonand Christina Aguilera.
NBC News said Apple CoiCloud accounts had apparent-ly been hacked to get the pho-tos. Apple spokesperson NatKerris said in an e-mail: “Wetake user privacy very seriouslyand are actively investigatingthis.” Reuters, Inquirer wires
Mariah tops TIME listTIME has calculated that MariahCarey has had the longest, mostconsistently successful career ofher peers.
The magazine’s colourful info-graphic outlines every majorartist since 1960 to make it to theBillboard Top 10, and appropri-ate points were assigned basedon rank/time on the chart.
Mariah’s best year was 2005when she released the singlesWe Belong Together, Don’t ForgetAbout Us, and Shake It Off.
Carey a l so scored majorp o i n t s f o r 1 9 9 5 w h e n s h edropped Fantasy and One SweetDay alongside Boyz II Men.
The five-time Grammy win-ner had less luck with her 14thstudio album, Me. I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse, which hassold a dismal 103,000 copies.
Carey kicks off her 11-datefall tour, The Elusive ChanteuseShow , on Oct . 4 at Japan ’ sMakuhari Messe Arena in Tokyo.
She will bring the show tothe Philippines on Oct. 28 at theMall of Asia Arena in Pasay City.
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Ateneo, FEUwagi; CSB,Letran lusotNi Jasmine W. Payo
MINTIS ang dalawang freethrows ni Mikee Reyes upanglusutan ng Ateneo ang UP, 70-69, samantalang kumawala angFEU sa huling bahagi ng sagu-paan upang biguin ang Adam-son, 90-73, kahapon sa UAAPmen’s basketball tournament saSmart Araneta Coliseum.
Pumasok sa Final Four angTamaraws na may 10-2 marka.
Sa San Juan Arena, tinalo ngSt. Benilde ang San Sebastian,80-74, samantalang tinuhog ngLetran ang Emilio Aguinaldo,79-70 sa NCAA men’s basketballtournament.MGA ISKORUNANG LAROATENEO 70—K. Ravena 18, Elorde12, A. Tolentino 8, Babilonia 8, T.Ravena 8, Newsome 4, Pessumal 4,Doliguez 4, Javellosa 2, Porter 2.UP 69—Reyes 19, Gallarza 18,Dario 13, Moralde 11, Vito 2, Lao 2,Asilum 2, Juruena 2. .Quarters: 16-15, 29-24, 56-48, 70-69IKALAWANG LAROFEU 90—Iñigo 18, Tolomia 17, Belo17, Pogoy 12, Cruz 9, Hargrove 7,Jose 7, Ri. Escoto 2, Lee Yu 1.ADAMSON 73—Trollano 20,Rios 16, Monteclaro 12, Gar-cia 10, Barrera 6, Polican 5,
Aquino 2, Pedrosa 2.Quarters: 18-19, 40-44, 62-60, 90-73
NCAAST. BENILDE 80—Romero 25, Taha
19, Grey 18, Ongteco 7, Sinco 5,Saavedra 4, Bartolo 2.SAN SEBASTIAN 74—Dela Cruz 21,Guinto 13, Perez 13, Ortuoste 9, Yong 6,Balucanag 4, Fabian 3, Santos 3, Cama-sura 2.Quarters: 16-24, 33-40, 59-57, 80-74
Gilas PHHABANG sinusulat namin ito,tatlong oras na lang atmagsasagupa na ang Gilas-Pilip-inas at Puerto Rico sa CentroDeportivo San Pablo in Seville ,Spain. Ito ang second to the lastgame natin sa first round ng FI-BA World Cup and if we wantto make it to the next round,kailangang maipanalo natin anglast two game.
Today naka-schedule anghuli nating game sa first roundagainst Senegal, the other teamna sa tingin ni Gilas coac ChotReyes ay kaya natin talunin.The other one is Puerto Rico.
Ngayon pa lang, every Fil-
ipino is holding his breath.Kasi pag natalo tayo sa Puer-
to Rico ay goodbye secondround na, kahit manalo pa tayosa Senegal.
So how does it look, whatare our chances against thesetwo teams?
Sabi ni Rain or Sine mentorna si Yeng Guiao na nagging na-
tional coach na rin, ‘‘winnable”ang game against Puerto Ricodahil like us, hindi namankalakihan ang mga players nito,lalo na ang mga gwardya.
As for Senegal, although atfirst tingin natin ay kaya natin ito,well nagulat ang lahat ng taluninnito ang Croatia and has been ona two-game winning run.
‘‘Matatalo rin ang Senegal inone of their games, let’s hopematapat sa atin,” sabi ni Yengwho praised the national team fortheir new brand of play na uman-gat several notches from the lasttime we played in the World Cupwhich was 40 years ago.
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US, Ukraine, Mexico umiskorBILBAO, Spain — Umiskor siAnthony Davis ng 21 puntossamantalang may 15 puntos siKenneth Faried upangpabagsakin ng Estados Unidosang New Zealand, 98-71 Martes.
Tulad ng US ay nagwagi rinang Ukraine laban sa Turkey,64-58; pinadapa ng DominicanRepublic ang Finland, 74-68;pinasemplang ng Mexico angAngola, 79-55; binigo ng Aus-tralia ang Lithuania, 82-75; attinuhog ng Slovenia ang SouthKorea, 89-72.
Dinagdag ni James Harden
ang 13 puntos para sa US namay dalawa pang laro bagoumakyat sa round of 16.
Bumandera si BJ Anthony saNew Zealand na may 11 pun-tos. Bagsak sa 0-3 ang NZsamantalang 3-0 ang US.
Gumawa ang Tall Blacks nghaka ang tradisyonal nilangsayaw bago maki-digma ngunitpagdating ng laro ay hindi silaumubra sa mga Kano nanakakuha ng enerhiya kay Ken-neth Faried ng Denver Nuggets.
Ito ang ika-57 sunod panalong US sa Worlds. Inquirer wires
‘SAHOD’PABAGSAK si Ranidel de Ocampo ng Gilas Pilipinas matapos sahurin niAlex Franklin ng Puerto Rico sa Fiba World Cup sa Sevilla, Spain. Nasakanan si Andray Blatche. Ginawa ng Pilipinas ang lahat ngunit walangsagot ang mga nasyonal sa magilas laro ni NBA veteran Jose JuanBarea. Nanalo ang Puerto Rico, 77-73. AFP
Ang sakit!Barea binigoGilas PH
Ito ang ika-apat sunodkabiguan ng Gilas PH na tuladsa mga naunang laro ay bu-migay sa krusyal bahagi nglaro.
Bagamat naglaho ang pag-asang umabante ay pipilitin ngGilas na makakuha ng panalolaban sa Senegal 2 p.m.Huwebes ( 8 p.m. Manila time).
Pinaglaruan ni Barea sina Ja-son Castro, LA Tenorio at Jim-my Alapag bagamat sinalpakang malaking tres sa harap niGabe Norwood, 3:30 nalalabina nag-resulta sa 70-70 tabla.
‘‘First of all, I’d like to com-mend Gilas, they are a greatteam. They have small guardswho can make shots just likeme,” sabi ni Barea na lumalarosa Minnesota Timberwolves saNBA.
Samantala, inamin ni Greececoach Folios Katsikaris na isa nasiyang tagasubaybay ng GilasPilipinas.
Sa simula ay kinamumuhi-an ni Katsikaris ang Gilas ngu-
nit mataposmakita ang larong mga nasyonal kontraArgentina ay iba ang tingin niKatsikaris.
Natutuwa rin si Katsikaris atsinunod niya ang payo ngkanyang mga kababayan nanasa Pilipinas tungkol sa Pinoybasketbol.
“I have some friends in thePhilippines who told me thatbasketball back there is like areligion,” sabi ng 47-taon gu-lang coach. “They told me thatit was going to be very, verytough when we play Gilas.”
Sinabi ni Katsikaris na sasimula ay walang naniwala sakanya sa coaching staff dahil saliit ng mga Pinoy.MGA ISKOR:PUERTO RICO 77—Barea 30,Sanchez 13, Huertas 13, Rivera 5,Galindo 5, Diaz 4, Franklin 2,Clemente 2, Balkman 2.GILAS PILIPINAS 73—Blatche 23,Tenorio 18, Lee 10, Alapag 6, Nor-wood 6, Castro 4, De Ocampo 2,Pingris 0, Aguilar 0, Chan 0.Quarters: 25-13, 44-39, 61-57, 77-73
Ni Musong R. Castillo
S EVILLE, Spain – Bumigay ang Gilas Pilip-inas sa kakaibang husay ni NBA vet-eran Jose Juan Barea upang yu-
muko sa Puerto Rico, 77-73, Miyerkulessa Group B ng Fiba World Cup sa Cen-tro Deportivo San Pablo dito.
