Tunes and hair and flannel and adultivity and novel hats that I don't wear and the barina and yelling and radio and nudity (but no sex, yuck) and self-righteousness and foreign beings and bartending and bass guitar and being a teenage guy that knows 3 chords on a guitar but thinks he's god's gift to women and pretense and anarchism and indecision and ambiguity and a pseudo-punk ethos and more nudity and tea and booze and 420BLAZEIT and ink and losing my guitar picks and home brew and urinating far more than is necessary and trying to be empathetic re: issues that have no effect on me and MANIPULATING THE WEAK and being a twat and FUCK SOCIETY and living on a farm and cessnock and UFC AND BOASTING ABOUT MY DICK SIZE AND FOOTBALL AND BASHING CUNTS AND DRIVING A 4X4 and carlton draught and all the rest