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$1,000 REWARD Last seen wearing oversized hats, drinking out of strangely large cups, and wandering the streets of Austin, Texas. Warning: if found, they will likely be very inebriated. Offer them free drinks and they’ll follow you anywhere.

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$1,000 REWARDLast seen wearing oversized hats, drinking out of strangely large cups, and wandering the streets of Austin, Texas. Warning: if found, they will likely

be very inebriated. Offer them free drinks and they’ll follow you anywhere.

Texas is the most commonly stereotyped state in the

country. We’re here to show you that Texas IS its own

country and most of what you’ve heard is wrong.

You think we only wear jeans and cowboy boots…

And that we two-step and square dance…

But really, we’re coming to Vegas to teach you how to dougie!!

If the video doesn’t work go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thaGRCGihqU

Sometimes we really do live up to the stereotypes…

Of course we just have wheelbarrows sitting

around at parties.

Of course we just have wheelbarrows sitting

around at parties.

Cooling off in STYLE

Average size of drinking utensils in Texas? 34 ounces.

HUGE Jello shots

Go BIG or go home sober

You guys drink a bottle of wine…. we drink 169 ounces out of a bag

HAT Beer Pong. Yeah, we invented it.

SHOT SKIS!! A ski with 3 shot glasses super glued on.

Pretty sure we invented this too!

Because regular Connect 4 is just boring.

GIANT JENGA

Not only is everything bigger...it's more fun in TEXAS....get ready b/c were bringing it BIG to VEGAS

Go big or go home sober!!