VANCOUVER, B.C., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1946 .

Parade And Grid

Mark Homecoming

ForDecade Grads

OVER 2000 ALUMNI and students are expected to fil l

the campus Saturday in celebration of UBC's Annual Home -

coming Day .

Bob Harwood, Junior member of the Student Council

and manager of the Homecoming Campaign, and Walter

Lind, first vice-president of the alumni association and chair -

man of the Alumni Homecoming Committee, have prepared

a program varied enough to interest every kind of alumni

and student .

Vets MeetTo DiscussArmy Huts

UNIVERSITY HOUSING De-partment and officials of the Can-adian Iagign, University Branch ,will meet Thursday . at 12 :30 inAp. Sc. 100 to make complete ar-rangements regarding the use ofLittle Mountain Army Huts .

John MacKenzie, housing direc-tor of the UBC Legion, announce s

that all married vets who requir e

housing will be asked to attend .This includes those who have pre-viously registered at the Univers-ity Extension Department and th e

Legion Office .

Applicants for prefabricate u

housing at Lulu Island and else -

where are advised that their ap-plications are now invalid, as

many of them have now foun d

accomodation without bothering t o

advise the Legion .

For that reason all those whonow need accomodation must re -register on applications for the

Little Mountain project. The num-ber of suites made available will

be determined by the number of

applications received.

Scholarshi pGrants Raised

RHODES SCHOLARSHIP grants

have been increased from £400per annum to £500 per annum bythe trustees of the Rhodes Schol-arship Trust, it was announcedyesterday by Dean G. F. Curtis ,

Secretary of the Provincial Select -

ion Committee.

This special allowance of £10 0

per annum will be given to Can-adian Rhodes scholars during the

next two academic years . It wil l

not be contingent on governmen tgrants or any other yarns whic h

scholars may receive .

Thus seviw candidates fro mCanada will be able to receivetheir DVA pants for college and

university flea without reducing

the p enal allowance made bythe Rhode. Trust .

At the end .of the second yearperiod the special allowance ar-rangement will be reviewed .

Application forms and full in-

formation about Rhodes Scholar -

ships may be obtained from th e

Registrar's office.

Symphonic flu bPresents Mahle r

"SONG OF TIM EARTH," a

symphony for Tenor, Contralto

and orchestra, by Mahler, will be

tresented by the Symphonic Clu b

Friday, at 12:35 in the Doubl e

Committee Room .The work is in five parts as

follows :1 . Drinking Song of Earthly

Woe .

2. Autumnal Solitude .

3. Of Youth .

4. Of Beauty .

5. The Drunkard in Sringtims ,

6. 'al , Awaiting a Friend .its) Fairwell to a Friend .

THRICE HUNDRED male Mu -

dents of UBC were pledged int o

eleven campus fraternities Tues-cL y night, Previously 'he ne w

members were welcomed in th e

Caf Tuesday noon .Following are the pledges an d

tneir new affiliations :

PHI KAPPA PIBob Bagnall, Dave Barker, Ron,

Biuce, Put Black, Murray Colcl-rugh, Paul Delaney, Frank Del -

any, Mac Eagle, Dick Fnirey, Ray

Fuoco, Jim Issac, Bob James, Gene

Johnson, Guy Kennedy, Bob Kne-

chtel, Jack McFadden . Duncan ,

McRae, Jack McGuirk, Dennis

Olmstead, Ian Thomson, Ken

Thomson, Vern Welburn and Ra y

Wensick ,

ZETA PS IHerb Patterson, John Schinbei n

Jack Brown, George Lane, Ke n

Houghten, Bruce Boyd, Ronal d

'Rice, Al Wilson, Don Longley ,

Gordon Tailing, Don Russell, ' Joltn

Martin, Robert Hill, Bruce Wat-

ren, Arnold Watson, Thomas 0'

Brien, Pat Tiernan, Don Gillis : ,

Don Cooper, Bruce Carmichael ,

,r. Pot Worth, Wade Tynan, Sash a

Angus, Nigel Bothwell, Mike Bra-

den.KAPPA SIGM A

Harry McRae, Hilary Wother-

sawn, John Mathers, C . W, Gar -

Id . Douglas Reid, Dirk Toynbee,

VOL. XXIX

Canvassers TourBusiness SectionFor War Gym

IN CONNECTION with the War

Memorial Gym Fund the Com-merce Undergraduate Society isseeking four hundred student can-vasser, to contact Vancouver bus-

Wen men.This provides a golden oppor-

tunity to all Commercemen tomeet Vancouver 's prominent bust -peas men. Each student will be

assigned five persons to canvass.

Pamphlets, brochures, and othe r

information will be available t o

canvassers that will show the m

how to approach these busines s

men. what to talk about, and how

to get them to part with thei r

money. All perons slated to becanvassed will be informed b ytelephone or letter a few days be -

fore the visit.

As an added attraction all can-vassers will be the guests at a

show in the Vogue theatre a fe wday before the drive commences

in which final instructions will be

given and entertainment provide d

): local showmen and a group

from the University of Washing -

ton . On Mot .!-y, October 2S, an

attempt is being made to cance lall Commerce and Law Lectures

Canvassers Pre askew ' w sign u pimmediately with any` Member o f

the Commerce executive, or at the

Commerce office with Miss Han-dling or Mrs . Swallow.

Gordon Knight, Roland Campbell ,

Jim Wafters, John Lees, Nevill e

Munro, 11, Bus Elsey ,

Elll Plum ,Alexander Finlayson,

Paul Stockstad, Paul Plant, T. B .

Preston, Ernest Gerrity, Ala n

Pierce, Art MaPhalen, Joseph Y .

Naylor, Robert Glover, John Cow -

an William King, Walt Findlay ,

Gordon Shepherd, Don Eliot, A l

Sweeney. Bob Crompton, Gordo nLough, William Newton, Ted Ad-

hin, Ken Muirhead, Bob Croll ,Gordon Morrison, Irvine Geer, Ar-nold Teesdale, Stephen Cawley ,

ALPHA DELTA PH IDave Pudney, Tony McLorg, Ia n

Kenney, Dave Smith, Art Ryan ,Dave Melvin, Gordon Nelles, Bo b

Stovall, Val Sears, Ross Field .

Cam Wilkinson, Wells Wilkinson ,

Ned Larsen, Grant Gerrard, Jac%

Duffus, Barrie Stanfield, Bruc eBeebe, Don Warner, Peter Mait-land, Tom Whittall, Bill Pearson ,

John Gray, Drew Fleck, Pete St .

Louis, Bill DesBrisay, Ron Mel -

' in, Stanley Burke .

PHI GAMMA DELT AJack Amm, Doug Lamb, A i

Lockhart, Den Milne, Harol d

Scott, Tom Dybhaven, Don Hew-itson, Don McCall, Jim Peacoce .John McKeen, Ross MacCulloug .

Fill Coulthard, Don Sceats, Tho r

dea ley . Ken Bourns, Bill White .

ODD SPOTUBC's now Legion Pipe Band

was given a cool reception whenthey reported to the Armouryfor their last practice. Students

in the Armoury using the re-serve Ubrary books didn't seemto appreciate the moans andgroans which accompanied thepipers' tune-up. A spokesman

for the band, hawing of this,said that In future practiceswill be held where they areenjoyed.

Lawyers StartMoot Courts

MOOT COURTS will be held i nLaw Hut G1 every evening begin-ning next month in order to give

prospective lawyers some valuabl eand much needed experience, ac -cording to Wilbur D . Kennedy o f

the Law Faculty .Vancouver lawyers will act asjudges at these sessions with two

of the second students arguing the

cae for the evening. Two first

year men will assist each of these ,

students .and a little later on, pro-bably after Christmas, the firs tyear will handle the cases them -

selves .At the end of the year will b e

held the grand Moot Court . Over

this session will preside one, pos-sibly both of the Supreme Court

Justices. Other dignitaries prob-ably including President Norman

MacKenzie will be present.

by - Jones, Dave Dale, Geoff Cor -

Ron Hetherington, Jim Moulds ,Ritchie Nichol, Armie Armstrong ,Mac Annable, Pat Carson, Bo b

Green, Bill Amm, Ken Fairbairn ,Peter Duval, Pat Todd, Bob Gray ,Scott Kerr, Rodger Manning, Ar tStimpson, Pete de Vooght, Ian

Mackenzie, Ron Grant, Bill Mac -Donald, Dale Hunter .

BETA THETA PIGerry Burch, John Forsythe ,

John Coles, John Turner, Bee

Burst, Ron Webster, Frank White -

head, Dave Burnet, Bill Laudrum ,

Mac Chatwin, Martin Granger ,

Gene Olson, Dick Penn, Ro y

Cowley, Ken Bourns and Bil l

fill White .

PSI UPSILONBill McIntosh, Al Brown, Rex

Wilson . Doug Tate, Cliff Wyatt ,

Neil White, Bull Duff, Alex Mor-rcw, Mike Dowding, Doug Ab-rams, Howie Sillie, Bob Diamond .

Pete Watkinsor, Bud Spiers, Bruc e

Gray, Bill R vmond, Glen McIn-tosh, Frank !Adams, Ian Forrest ,

John Carson ; Harold Burgess, Al-len Perry, Lionel Greenwood an d

Don Dennis,

PHI KAPPA SIGM ADon Kerley, Ross Henderson ,

Mervyn Madill, Russ McBride ,

Iil, Hines, Elsie Kir kpatrick, Ji m

!Conti' Pled on Page 3

New Series

For CJ 0 R

OF INTEREST to UBC studentsis a new series of broadcasts tobe presented by CJOR under thegeneral title "The March of Pro-gress" and heard each Thursda yat 7 p .m .

Law students especially will b e

interested in the .d1at *us bread.casts entitled "The Ispl Mind. "These trace the development o flaw and the legal profession dowaithrough the centuries.

Although the programs are de-signed for entertainment, they arefilled with information which i sthe result of several months re-: earch by their author Dick Deis -pecker.

"The March o: Progress" is asustaining feature with a musicaland dramatic cast of 35 Vancouve rartists .

Later in the series, Journalism ,Medicine and other leading pro-fession will be dealt with .

Aggies Hold Big

Field Day Friday

FALL FIELD DAY Manager lai i

Greenwood is calling on all Aggies 'to sign up on the Aggie noticeboard for the Friday meet.

Judging numbers and judgin ggroups are posted in the main haltof the Aggie building; all contest -ants must check with the list be -fore they can enter a card .

The Annual Fall Banquet wil lbe held on Thursday, October 31—Hallowe'en night—in the Commo-dore . Dress is Informal, tickets areon sale in the main hall of the Ag-gic building; student tickets arefifty cents, strangers $1.75.

Starting at 7:00 with a dinner ,the affair will include guest spea-ker Mr. A. K . Loyd, chairman ofthe B. C. Tree Fruits Limited, o fKelowna; distribution of Fiel dDay prizes and the traditiona lfreshman skit . The banquet wil lconclude with an evening ofdancing at the Commodore .

McGill Receives

MONTREAL, Oct . 24 (CUP) —McGill's historical treasures hav ebeen enriched by the gift of amagnificent specimen from Eng-lend — a document bearing th eGreat Seal of Queen Elizabeth anorived by Francis Bacon, at tha t

time one of her ministers .The seal is the gift of Majo r

J . W. T. Dunn of Berkshire, Eng .

land. in memory of his great

rragdfather who was judge in the

province of Qucaac .The original was the work o f

the eminent miniature painte r

Nicholas Hilliard, who was grant -

co the lease of a manor "for hi s

panics in engraving ."

STUDENTS are reminded by To -

tern editors that November 10 is the

final date for Arts and Commerce

pictures for Totem. According to

information received from the

Totem photoprapher less than 50%

of Arts and Commerce picture s

have been completed to date .

Unless the present "apatheti c

attitude" of students changes the

photography deadline can not be

met . In this event delayed publi-cation of the yearbook will re-sult. Totem editor, Jean McFarlane ,

strongly urges students to sign the

appointment sheets in the Qua d

without further delay .

SCIENCE NEXTMr. J . C . Walberer, Totem photo.

grapher will commence shootin g

Science pictures Oct. 10. Science-nen are advised by Miss Mc -

Farlane to co-operate by making

appointments early and keeping

them promptly.New pictures are required for

graduating students. Sopha and

juniors need not have new pictures

taken . Those that appeared in To-

tem last year will be reprinted .

A charge of $1.50 is made foreach picture which entitles the stu-dent to three sittings and an en-lergement of the final copy, Stu -dents should enquire at the AMSoffice for their enlargements ap-proximately three weeks from th edate on which they are taken.

SWEATER S

Have you a URIC pullout toclothe a needy Mamoat? It ht

sweeten are urgently needed for

cheerleaders of both seises for

Hamaoowdag this Saturday.

SAM WATSON

, . British Labor At Forum

Forum Sponsors

British -laborite

A CAPACITY CROWD greete d

the Mills Brothers vocal quartette

in the Auditorium Tuesday noon,atrmsored by the Jazz Society ,

After an introduction spice . )

yr ith subtle innuedo by Spec Wat-kins of the Palomar Supper Club .

the audience applauded vigorous -Iv the entrance of the four mellowmin of harmony currently ap-gearing at the Palomar .

First selection was the nove l

"Robin Hood" followed by "Wh :.0

Corsage Money

Given To Fund

ALL OF THE PROCEEDS fromthe sale of corsages for the Fal lBall, November 7, will be donate dto the War Memorial Gym fundby Mrs. G. A. Whiting, manage rof the Point Grey Flower Shop.

If all of the corsages are pur-chased there, approximately $75 0will be realized.

The idea originated with DonMann, a UBC student who secur-ed a promise of aid from the flor-ist .

All orders for corsages must bein by Tuesday noon, November 5 ,at the latest . Phone orders will betaken at AL 0660.

Corsages will be delivered bu t10 cents will be deducted for de•liveries to addremea above Almaand 20 cents for those below. I tis hoped that most students willdo their own delivering.

Joker Kibitzing

Disrupts' Peace

JOKER INITIATES had a bussday on Tuesday . Starting at 8 sou ,they were on hand at the bus stopt ) pilot drivers safely into portand to give the buses a quickclean-up job.

Becoming hungry later in th emorning, they proceeded to "campout" in the quad and whipped u4an aromatic meal over bonfires.The pyjama - clad crowd' engagedin chain parades and pursued eac hother with bows and arrowsthrough classrooms and across th ecampus.

Noon hour in the Caf was thescene of a song-feat when Joker, .attempted to out-shout fret pled-ges . More than 3,000 studentscrowded down the stairs to par-ticipate and watch the fun .

The Gym Fund benefited to thesum of $48.16 when the hat waspassed through the crowd .

Honorary Degrees

To Be Conferred

At Congregation

HIGHLIGHTS of the Fall Congre-gation October 30, will be the twohonorary degrees to be conferre dby President N . A. M. MacKenzie ,

Dr . Wilder G. Penfield, Direc-tor of the Neurological Institutein Montreal, will deliver the Con .gregation address and receive th ehonorary degree of Doctor of Sci-ence .

S. J. Willis, who, for the lastintendant of Education, and latel ytwenty five years has bean Super -the DeputyMinister, is to be giv-en the honorary degree of Docto rof Laws .

The fall Congregation will givetwo hundred students' degrees ,

varying from a B.A. to an M .A.Se .

ROOM S

you don't know won't hurt you, "Ow latter carrying the advice a t

. . .so leave it alone . "It was "Paper Doll that firs t

m.nicked the audience with th esmoothly intoned sentiment . f

. . .she will be waiting, I hope .I hope, I hope ." "Up a Lazy River "and "I know a little hit abou tlot of things" showed the crooners ., rsetatity in a manner loudly ac-

ebrimed by the closely packe d

students .As in encore the hru'mony nras -

A giant parade through the cityopens the ceremonies at U a .m .The parade, sponsored by the Wa rMemorial Gym Fund Committee ,has been planned to arouse publicinterest in the Gym campaign .BLOCK LUNCH .

At 12:15 the men's and women' sBig Block Luncheons, headed b yHarry Franklin and Pat McIntosh ,commence . Former students whowon Big Becks in their universitycareer have been invited to attend.

At 2 p.m. the Coyotes of Idahoand the Thunderbirds of UBCfight it out at the stadium in thefourth American Football game o fthe season . Luke Moyle is i ncharge of arrangements for thegame. Guests at the Big BlockLuncheon will be given reserveaseats for the game.

.BROCK PARADE

The Brock plaque unveilingceremony will be carried out a t4:15 p.m. This plaque is dedicate dto the memory of Dean and Mrs .Reginald W . Brock . Dean Buchan-an and Phil Evans, sophomoremember of the council will pre -side .

At 5 p.m., the annual alumnigeneral meeting will be held .Chairman of the meeting will b epresident Tom Brown of the al-umni association. Business in-cludes the annual *ports of theexecutive officers and the Intro-duction of several new measuresproviding for changes in the def-inition of ordinary members andassociate members of the alumniaaodation,ALUMNI DINNER

The annual alumni dinner willbo held at 6 :30 p.m. Arrangem nt.under Walter Lind, RooamaryCollins, and Betty Buckland, pro •vide for an entertaining aeries ofskits presented by members ofthe classes of '16, '26, '39, and '4 9in place of the usual speeches. Ex-ecutive officers of the years con .cerned are: Sherwood Lett, '16;Joe Kania and Bert Wales, '26;Bruce Robinson, '36 ; and GarryMiller, '46.

The evening session, starting a t8 :15, opens with two events : analumni-student bandcetball gamein the gym and a Potlatch in theAuditorium. Featured on the al-umni hoop team are such stars asSandy Robertson and Ole Bakken .Keith Macdonald will manage thestudent team. The Potlatch willinclude as a highlight Jabot' "HerScienceman Lover ." The entirearrangements are under Bill Mc -Kay.

The evening will conclude withthe student-alumni dance at 9 :30in the Armory. This affair is spon-sored by the Big Block Club an dmanaged by Herb Capozzi, and a nattendance of 3000 is expected .

CUS Hops In

Brock Tonight

COMMERCE STUDENTS ar eadvised by CUS officials not t omiss the first of three dances tobe held tonight in Brock hall .Dancing will be from nine to oneto the scintillating music of Fran kNightingale and his Varsity dancerband ,

President Frank Phillips of theCommerce Undergraduate Societ yurges everyone to attend thisfunction .

Tickets can be obtained fro mCommerce class presidents for $ 1per couple. The party will be in-fermal and all Commerce alumsre invited to attend .

tors rendered the "Basin Stree tBlue~" with their vocal copies o rmuted t .umpet and trombon eblue :; single

On their second curtain call thehighly applauded men oblige d;heir audience ny singing a ncInns "Fin afraid to love you . '

John Crofton, president of,i .., ; r Socirety, and Jack Cohe nthe powerhouse organizingmind this enthusiastically reefgrogram m support of theMien

CAF SCENE OF FRAT WELCOM E

DON COSSACK Chorus and dancers, pictured above, will perform in the Armour y

tonight at 8 :30. This feature, the first of several to be presented this winter under thesponsorship of Hilker Attractions, is offered to students at a reduced rate . Tickets are o nsale at Kelly's on Seymour, with a reduction of fifty cents on presentation of the student's

AMS pass . Rental money paid by Hilker Attractions for use of the Armoury will be turne dover to the UBC War Memorial 'Gym Fund, ,

No. 13

Cossacks Here Tonight Totem PictureDeadline NearsFor Arts, Comm

PARLIAMENTARY FORUM i ssponsoring the appearance of Mr .Srm Watson, member of the ex-ecutive of the British Labour Par-ty, on Monday. He will speak on"Britain Labour Government ."

Mr. Watson has a profoundknowledge of labour questions,which he gathered during a lif etime of activity to the Britishlabour movement .

At present he is touring Canada ,following his attendance as a fra -ternal delegate at the National

Accommodation for ten wo-Convention of the A .F. of L. In

men veterans is available atChicago . Acadia Camp. Applicants

This lecture is presented by the should apply to Miss Cherry inP,rlamentary Forum as part of

the University Extension De -their program for popularizing

partment .

Historical Present

I ublic affairs on the campus .

Students Greet Hot Quartette

On The Wagon . . .

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For Advertising - Phone KErr. 1811 .

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF JACK FERRY

GENERAL STAFF : News Editor - Nancy Macdonald ; CUP Editor - Bob Meissen ; Sports Editor - Laurie Dyer;Features Editor, Norm Klenman . and Photography Director - Tommy Hatcher .

STAFF THIS ISSUE: Senior Editor, Don Stainsby: Associate Editor, Joan Grimmett .

NOT YET, THANKS

The Barber Shop Quartette

. . .with DON STAINSBY MEETING—The Symphonic Clubwill meet on Friday, October 25 ,at 12:30 in the Double Commit -tee Room in the Brock Hall .Program : "Song of the Earth"

by Mahler .

MEETING—SPC meeting. A pane lBert Kahn co-author of "Th eGreat Conspiracy" to speak on

Internationalism in Hut M 6 (near

Armoury) today at 12:30 .MEETING—SPS meeting, A panel

discussion on "The Social Signifi-cance of Atomic Energy" Friday ,

October 25 in Arts 100 at 12 :30.

MEETING—All Symphonic Club

Members Note : All members who

would be willing to act as usher s

at the concert by the Don Cos -

sacks on Thursday night, be a t

the door of the Armouries a t

7 :15 . By showing your member -

ship card you will be admitted

to act as ushers or to help ingiving out programmes.

MEETING—Any American stu-dents who are Disciples of Chris tare cordially invited to attendthe supper meeting of the Uni-versity Y .P . of Central ChristianChurch at the home of the mini-ster, K . S. Wills, 685 W. 14th Ave.Sunday, October 27 at 5 p.m .

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ONCE AGAIN it has been suggested thata school of journalism be established at th eUniversity of British Columbia.

The suggestion has been put forward thistime by , a convention of the B .C. Division ofthe Canadian Weekly Newspaper Associa-tion.

Before that idea goes any further, thePublications Board, representing the stu-dents most interested in journalism at UBC ,wants to go on record as opposing any suchmove at the present time .

That might at first seem to be a ratherungrateful stand for such students to take ,inasmuch as it might seem that they di dnot welcome any move from outside theuniversity to help their training.

Their attitude, however, is based on theiryears of experience with student publica-tions during which time they have thoughtoften and seriously about methods by whic hjournalistic standards might be raised.

It is their solemn belief that if any jour-nalism school that might be brought to UBCwere not of first-class, graduate, standing,then it would be unwise to consider theestablishment of such a school .

Because the members feel that it is im-possible to begin a journalism school o f

The . Wassai lNO MORE POETRY CRITICIS M

LAST WEEK the Bowl turned poetry cri-tic, and from the sound of things, we musthave stepped on the toes of the intellectuals .For up they rose in righteous indignation .'Gad, Sir' they seemed to say ; `The impu-dence! Wherefore criticise ye. ,,whereof yeknow nought? '

How right you are, Messrs . Remnant andPrizek. Where poetry is concerned, we 'rejust an ignorant, bigotted, prejudiced, oldconservative . Experimentation, even inpoetry, must go on or the race will atrophy .

From now on, people can write thei rpoems upside down and backwards, if ' theywant to, and the Bowl sincerely promise snot to bat an eye about it .THE MAIL BA G

A COUPLE OF WEEKS back, we wrot ea piece in which we defended the right ofprivate clubs to select their membership .We used the Canadian Manufac'turers As-sociation as an example, claiming rathe r"humorously, (we thought), that the "CMA-was a closed shop" and the "we had been

trying to get into it for years" .We were therefore gratified to receive

a note from Mr. Hugh Dalton, Manager of

the B.C. Divison of the CMA, who says in

part :"Who knows, if you continue to im-

prove your `features' , you may yet achieveyour most commendable objective of get-ting ipto the Canadian Manufactures As-sociation, "

Thank you, Mr. Dalton . We consider that

a pledge. We'll be down for our membershipcard sometime before 1956 .BYNG, KITS, AND ITALIAN "VINO "

THE DOWNTOWN PRESS has recentlyconducted a crusade against the illicit sale

LOST—Waterman ' s gold top foun-

tain pen. REWARD. Return to

AMS office .

LOST—Saturday 19th—on the cam-pus—set of 2 car keys in rubber

case. Finder please return to

AMS Lost anal Found .

LOST—Wine Waterman's pen with

gold band, in vicinity of Arts

building or Bus stop . Please re-

turn to AMS office .

LAST--Green and black Shaeffer' s

pen Monday between HM 1 an d

Ap. Sc. building. Please retur n

to AMS office .

AST:—Brown purse between Li -

ary and HG 11 on Thursday .

index please phone KErr . 1138M

return to AMS office .

graduate standing at this time, the Publica-tions Board opposes the recent suggestionmade by the weekly newspaper editors . Infact, the Board believes that of all thedepartments that might someday be broughtto the campus, the journalism faculty isprobably the last that should be considerednow.

The members of the Publications Board ,who are just as concerned as the weeklyeditors that the standards of the newspaperprofession should be raised, do not feel thatimmediate action on the recent suggestionwould serve to raise those standards . Instead ,because of the tendency of most under-graduate journalism schools to neglect agood, general college education in favor ofan emphasis on the tricks of the trade, the yare afraid that a UBC undergraduate jour-nalism course might lower standards instea dof raise them .

By studying other college newspapersfrom both Canada and the United States ,Ubyssey editors have long since come to th econclusion that the best university papers ,with the most objective and mature ap-proach, are produced by independent studen tpublication groups at colleges withou tjournalism faculties .

of "vino" to high school kids . One of -thepapers charged that half the students atByng and Kitsilano knew where to get it ,Another one charged the little devils withthrowing weekend "orgies" that rival som eof the scenes in "Forever Amber".. Last year, one of these same dailies ra na big story about the "hostility" betweenveteran and non-veteran students on theUBC campus . The vino story seems to fal linto the same category, gross exaggeration .Fie on the press .

There is no doubt that some of the kid sare buying and drinking the stuff, but thepractice is not nearly so widespread as th epapers insinuate . On the other hand, it seemsstrange that all the little Ambers go to Kitsand Byng. Some of the kids at other schoolsare probably having a good laugh about i tall .

THE REMEDIE SDrinking among school kids is a very un-

satisfactory practice, of course. There seemto be very few cures for it . We suggest :

(1) Applying the thumb-screw to parentsuntil they raise their kids properly .

(2) Conducting a temperance campaignamong the kids, and getting them all to takethe pledge .

(3) Issuing them liquor permits as a las tresort .

AND NEXT WEEKLIKE ALL COLUMNISTS, we love to

get letters, and the more castigating, thebetter . The response has been very good sofar, so please nobody spoil it by writing inthat you liked one of our efforts .

Next week, we propose to start a goodfight about something.

FOUND—Black brief case con-taining notes, etc. Apply WhiteLunch, Granville and Robson.

NOTICE:—Albert E. Khan, lecture rand co-author of "Sabotage" an d"The Great Conspiracy" wil lspeak in Hut M6 on "Interna-tional Events and The Press," onThursday October 24, at 12:30 ,under SPC Sponsorship.

NOTICE—Next rehearsal of th eGlee Club is scheduled for Thurs-day noon in Hut M 1 at 12 :30shar p . All members are asked tobe there on time. All sopranosmust turn out .

NOTICE:—French conversation in -formal meetings . . . Fridays, 3 :30p.m. in Brock Snack Bar, All in-terested are invited,

In the depths of old Brock Hai lthere is a barber shop ; in this shop

are four barbers; of these four

bathers one is the boss; the boss

is Peter Dyks .From a farm boy near Winnipe g

playing with horse-clippers to man-ager of a four-chair barber shopat The University of British Co-lumbia is the story of Peter Dyke,barber and sculptor .

Of the men assisting Dyke Inthe shop, perhaps the most inter-esting is Dave Willington, who,when he first took to the trade InEngland, had to stand on a foot-

stool to work. Included in histraining were barbering, ladies 'hairdressing, and the making of

wigs. After winning awards in

When a boy Peter Dyke used to

give the kids from neighbouring

farms a pig shave in the springwith a pair of horse clippers. Hewould go to Winnipeg aocaaionally

for his own hair cuts and bywatching there he picked up a lo tof pointers in the trade .

After about five years of freehaircutting his father complainedabout him wasting all day Sundayin this manner, so, hoping to re-duce his clientele, he began tocharge . The neighbours carne in

greater numbers ; in desperation h edecided to become a barber.

After training in Winnipeg hisfirst experience as operator of his

own shop was In Manitoba, secondin Saskatchewan, 'then in Van-

Dyke described the Brock Hall

shop as "the most interesting shopI've, ever had. You can alwaysget the most intelligent aide of an

argument from the boys out here."He also likes his customers: theyare not so fussy as the older Down -town customers. "It's harder to

make money on young peoplethough, because they've got morehair

."

Tastes differ from very long with

full sideburns to very short mili-tary and crew cuts . He spiked theold idea that blonds are the easier

type to trim. He claims that blondhair shows shadows more easilyand therefore must be cut much

more carefully."All types have their difficulties,

TO CLEAR UP THAT glarint ;

error in last Thursday ' s column .

all members are reminded that th emeeting scheduled for last Frida y

will be held TOMORROW in the

Auditorium . These noon meetings

have been arranged for the bene-

fie of members living some dist-ance from the campus, to sav e

them the inconvenience of journ-eying back and forth .

.

. .

John Mackenzie, Business Man-

ager of Branch 72, who has car •

ried the main load of the housin gworries along with Dave Brousson

and Norm Littlewood, has bee n

appointed Camp Manager of Litti'.

Mountain . This will mean some

curtailment of his Legion activi-ties, but it is likely that he will

carry on in some capacity . A rec-

o m m endation concerning th e

changes necessary as a result of

the appointment will likely be

submitted to the Friday General

Meeting by the Executive .w

S

S

Branch 72's delegates to the

Vancouver Zone Council Meetingof the Legion ran into consider -

able opposition when they sub-mitted their plan for proportiona l

representation on the Zone Coun-

cil. They recommended that bran-ches with over 500 members be al -

lowed three delegates, and those

with over a thousand be allowe d

four . However, this Idea was en .

ergetically opposed by the smal l

branches (some with as low a s

16 members) who wanted to re-tain their comparative advantage

over the larger branches. The issuehas very important implication s

NOTICE—Will JOKER who took

knife from CAMPUS CUPBOAR D

Coffee Shop PLEASE RETURN

IT IMMEDIATELY otherwise theemployee will have to pay for

it, and it costs $5 .00 .FOR SALE :—Pair of white ladies

figure skates, size 5 . Phone ALma

2188M after 6 p.m .FOR SALE :—One good tuxedo

(with vest) in perfect condition ,

worn only a few times, size 36 o r

37, length 30-31 inches. Phone

KErr . 0991R .WANTED:—Desperately, "Problems

in Marketing" learned. Pleasephone BA 8275R after 6 p .m .

England and Europe for ladies 'hairdressing . Willington task to thesea, working on the Cunard lin ebetween England and New Yorkfor a while before sailing in Eas-tern waters on the Empresses.

Veteran of Warld War II isRoy Jacklin, Before the war he

barbered in Saskatchewan, an dafter his spell of working forGeorge he took a refresher course

and is now plying his trade forPeter Dyke .

Newest addition — one in everybarber shop — is Toni, In his oldGranville street shop he used to

specialize in scalp treatments .About 1936 he took his prodigy

violinist son on a tour to Australia,returning just two years ago.

ceuver. From here he hopped toChemainue on the Island, cameback to set up shop in Chilllwack ,and, before finally coming to res tat UBC he was situated on TenthAvenue, just below the Vanity

*theatre .It was while he was on Tenth

that he began to think of the

univeristy as a place to work . Tiredof watching the students go, by heapproached Dr. MacKenzie (who

later was to patronize his shop)who referred him to the then AM SPresident Alain Ainsworth, Ains-worth and Treasurer Garry Mille rhad been thinking of having a shop

out here and this man was their

answer . Last October they gav ehim the space, for a price (trust

Miller) and he has stayed .

though. It depends more on the

head than on the hair." He refer -red to the bumps—No Bumps get-ting a better cut more easily than

Bumpy Pate."A barber's a sculptor—he works

from the outside In," claims Pete .

By the way, Dyke himself has quit ea good eye for sculpture . He doe s

not do much of it--dust when h ehas "the urge" .

By and large his shop has been

a success . When he is able to getbigger accomodations a beauty par-lor will be installed and arrange-ments will be made for facultymembers and club members to ge t

their heads cut by appointment . Sosays Peter Dyke, barber by choketo UBC .

because upon it depend the futureof the Zone Council and the ans-wci to whether the younger vet-erans are going to be given th (opportunity to insect new life an d

spirit into the Canadian Legion .

Micellany — a committee unde rthe direction of Perry Miller has

been formed to decide upon names

of Faculty Members who will b e

appointed Honorary Officers of

Branch 72 . Suggestions for changesor improvements into the LegionOffice for submission to Dr . N. A .

M. MacKenzie or Professor S . N .

Chant, representatives of the Uni-versity Advisory Committee .

Sept . and Oct . issues of the

Legionary, official -Legion publi-cation, may be obtained free o f

charge at the Legion office . Year-

ly subscription rate is $1.00.

All Executive and Committee

reports will, in future, be mime-ographed and handed out at meet -

ings.The Women's Rifle Club needs

volunteer instructors.

Shades of St . Patrick! The Les -

ion Pipe Band, who had booked

the Armories for a practice last

Saturday, was astounded to se e

students fleeing for the doors

when they began playing . Seemsthat the Armory had been turnedinto a sub-library, and those wh owished to study resented the at-mosphere of learning being shat-tered by the skirl of pipes . Infuture all practices will be hel d

fax from the studying crowd' s

eternal hush .

WANTED—Say Vets how about

helping tie out. We need volun-teer instructors for the Wo-men's Rifle Club. Just a couple

of hours a week. Phone Helen

Trethewey, KErr. 3093.

WANTED—Passenger arrive Var-sity 8:30 leave Varsity 12 :30—

Mon. Wed. Fri . ONLY. Route :

16th and Oak, thence along 12th

and 10th to UBC. Phone BAy.4445R .

WANTED:—I will pay ten cents

for a lift from Dunbar and

Marine each day in time for 9 :30lectures, Phone Harry at KErr ,5681L .

owl By NORM KLENMAN

CLASSIFIE DLOST :—Black rubber raincoat .

Feder please return to J . Coch-ran, 3851 Osier St .

LOST:—Probably in the Scienc e

building, a black leather loose -leaf zipper case with badlyneeded notes. Please return toDave Down. Sc . 308 ,

LOST—Probably in Science build-ing one black leather looaeleafzipper case containing Chem 407,409 notes . Finder can have caseif notes are returned to DaveDown Sc . 308 .

FOUND : : small empty suitcase .

Left in car travelling from Lang -

ley to Abbotsford on Fridayafternoon, October 11th, by aUBC student . Owner phone BAy .7788M

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The blade is adjustable which makes it im-

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THE UBYSSEY, Thursday, October 24, 1946 . Page 3 .

Memorial Scholarship sAvailable To Students

Students intending to take ad -vantage of this and who have notalready applied should scan thescholarship bulletin board in theQuad and contact the Registrar' soffice immediately.

Research fellowships of $1500each will be awarded in 1947 bythe Royal Society of Canada t oCanadians who have done advan-ced work in any branch of Scienc eor Literature .

Copies of the regulations an tapplication forms may be obtainedfrom Mr. F. J. Alcock, Secretary

of the Fellowships Board, Royal

Society of Canada, at the Nationa lResearch Building in Ottawa . The

application and all supporting pa •

pen must be in the secretary's

hands not later than February 1 ,

1947 .It should be noted that to be el -

BEAUTY SPO TNEXT WEEK'S Beauty on th e

Spot will be June Lawrence . Hercolumn must be in at the Pub of -flee by 12:30 Saturday, typed and

double spaced.

Coll .g.'lhop

Glee Club To BeRevived UnderJerry McDonald

UNDER THE impetus of JerryMcDonald UBC's long dorman tGlee Club is being revived .

The first meeting, held last Satur-day in the Brock provided sucha tournout that plans are goingahead immediately for the organi-

zation of the club.Bill MacDonald has been ap-

pointed to head the executive whilethe musical direction will be underC. Haydn Williams .

Although the Glee Club willofficially be part of the MusicalSociety there will be no auditionsor talent requirements . In fact i tis hoped that everyone intereste dwill be accepted .

Rehearsals will be held regularl y—Tuesdays and Thursdays it 12 :30p .m. in Hut Ml.

The club's first performance willbe sometime next week in con-nection with the Homecoming core-

New ThunderbirdWell Under Way

PREPARATIONS are now un .der way for the next issue of th eThunderbird, UBC's quarterlymagazine .

Short stories, poetry, humor,cartoons, timely essays and ar tere in special demand .

The deadline for the next issueis November 16. All contributionsshould be submitted to the Thun-derbird office, located adjacent tothe Publications Board office inBrook Hall .

SCIENCE STAG

AT COMMODOREMONDAY. NOVEMBER 4, a t

0:30 Sciencemen will gather in theCenuncdore for their stag ban-cuet .

This year there will be no fea-ture speaker . Representatives fro mthe various departments of engin-eering will speak on their bran-ches

The purpose of the banquet is t ointroduce the undergraduates tothe faculty and to promote,a bet -ter understanding. Gordy Genge isin charge of arrangements .

DR. HITSCHMANOV A

. , . Addessear I S S Meeting

'EducationIn Europe'ISS Topic

Dr. L. Hitschmanova will weakon "European Students and thie r

Struggle for Free Education" atn lecture sponsored by the Inter -

national Students Service in Arts

100, Monday, noon.

Phil Evans, Soph member onthe Students' Council, and chair -

man of the local ISS will pre-side . Dr . N. A. M. MacKenzie wil l

introduce the speaker.

Dr. Lotta Hitschmanova, a Czech-oslovakian, is graduate of the

Universities of Prague and Paris .

She worked as a journalist inPrance, Belgium and Czechoslova-

kia until 1938.

She had to leave her country

after Munich because of her pol-itical beliefs and took refuge i n

Belgium. She was forced to fle e

again, this time to France . There

she lived in hiding until 1941,when she became an Interpretefor an American relief organiz-ation Later she formed a school

for liberated Czech children . Her

first contacts with the Unitaria n

Service Committee, her presen t

employer, date from this time .

Dr. Hitschmanbva has just fin-ished a two months trip to Eur-ope in order to observe relief and

rehabilitation in action .

igible for one of these latter a -

wards, the candidate, except in

very special cases, should hav e

obtained the degree of Doctor o f

Philosophy or its equivalent .

FRAT WELCOME(Continued from Page 1 )

West, Knute Soros, Thomas Mc -Culloch, Al Bain, Don Ward, BetGibson, Alfred Kilbank, GeorgeGillespie, Charles Velay, Harol dMcLoughlin, Brick McLennan ,Jerry Walls, Jim McRae, Fre dWetherell .

LIGMA PHI DELT AJames Hyder. Vial Stoke, Ra y

Morton, John Golding, Harry

Pride, H. W. Holy, Lawrenc eHayes, Bob Sheldon, Alex Light -body, Hal Shopland .Pill DELTA THETA

Gordon McGill, Bruce Darlin b

Gene Patterson, S. M. Carter, D' -Albert, Town, Charles Butler,Dave Campbell, Gordon Hogartn ,Dick Ostro es r, Len Letham, Can ,McLeod, Ken Wright, Pat Smith ,Tom Fee, Graham Dawson, DennisMtKimm, Jack Salloway, Oak Na-ftee, Dick Stewart, Ken Downs ,Alex Lamb, Hartt Crosby, Art El-worty, Peter Cumberbirch, M aMcLennan .

DELTA UPSILONLes Bartlett, George Plant, Jac k

Collum, Brian Hamilton, JoeWhite, Mick Wetmore, Ron Hyde ,Geoff Fawcus, Lex Miller, DereeDavidson, J . W. Cochrane, Jerry

McDonald, John Crofton, DouglasEdwards, Bob Edwards, Cal Big -

gar, Doug Wetmore, Bob McKen-zie, Doug Arthur, Al Gosbee, Den-nis Heeney, Roger Wielkeon, Hel-mur Josephson . John Haugh ,

ZETA BETA TA U

Al Gelman. Byron Potter, Jac kLederman, I . Diamond, Mervin

Cl:ercover, Wilfred Becker, JackCohen, Kelly Cohen, Lionel Grob-erman, Sheldon Gurevitz, MarvinShore, Dave Stein, Dick Newman ,Sid Silvers, Pat Kalensky, HarryWienstein, Jack Wasserman, Bu dGrurevitch, M . Goldberg.

TWO NFW awards are now available to UBC student sthe I.O.D.E. War Memorial Scholarship (Overseas) and th eRoyal Society Fellowships .

The I . 0. D. E. award was est-ablished to perpetuate the mem-ory of the men and women whogave their lives in the First Grea tWar . One graduate scholarship, t othe value of $1,300 will be award-ed to a student to British Colum-bia this year .

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FORUM MOTION Saskatchewa nDEALS WITH

PRICE CONTROL Vets Protest"PRICE CONTROLS" is today' s

Parliamentary Forum motion, Housing Lackwith Dennis Shepherd speakin gfor the Government and Jac, .uasserman for the opposition, a t

noon in Arts 100 .A small forum meets ever y

Monday noon in Arts 204 . Inex-

p(rieneed debaters, who wishcriticism and help, are invited t o

attend .Students who wish to take par t

in the Forum's debates should se eprogram manager Bob Prittle,

SASKATOON, Oct . 23 (CUP)--

Student veterans attending th eUniversity of Saskatchewan arcdemanding "immediate action" on

housing .

A strongly worded resolutio n

was passed recently urging that

the responsibility of housing mar-ried veterans be assumed by the

"proper agencies . "

Copies of the resolution wereforwarded to the Board of Gov-ernors of the university, the Cit y

of Saskatoon, the Department o fVeterans' Affairs, and to the pro-

vincial and federal governments .

The veterans charge that rehab-illation of "a large number " of ex-

servicemen attending university is

being "seriously jeopardized" by

leek of living accommodation for

them and their families.

They claim that previous re -

presentation to the university,

civic authorities and provincial

and dominion governments on be-

half of the students has been un-successful, and urge that these au-thorities reconsider their problemand "definitely place responsibil-

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COYOTES FACE THUNDERBIRDSIN HOMECOMING PROGRAM

By NAP TURNERBEFORE A Homecoming crowd liberally estimated to nudge the 8000 mark on Saturda y

afternoon, Greg Kabat's American football gentry will make another determined bid to snatc ha win from their competition south of the border, when they play host to the College of Idah oCoyotes from Caldwell, Idaho.

GRADS INVADE !THE CAMPUSEVERY YEAR about this time, the population suddenly

increases one Saturday afternoon . Most of these immigrants

seem to know their way around too, but they have goo dreason to know where to find most of the places around ou r

old Alma Mater .To many of these people, our newly arrived army huts

will bring back memories of days gone by when they, too,listened to the odd lecture in the confines of a shack . At that

time, it was lip Fairview way. Many more however will re-member only the old reliable Arts Building and the mainstaysthat have been around our campus since the days when th e

kids decided to move out to the present sate .

Sport Leads The WayIt all adds up to the fact that Saturday is Homecoming a t

UBC and many old Mends of the Blue and Gold will becoming out "to renew old memories " . And just to help themget in the mood, Varsity has planned a typical college day t o

welcome the grads home again .The day starts off for many grads with the Big Bloc k

Luncheon to be held in the Brock Building at 12 :15. Theclub has asked Greg Kabat, the hard-working coach of th eThunderbird gridmen to be the guest at the affair .

After the luncheon, everyone runs madly to the Stadiumto get a seat. This is definitely the chance for everyone toget out there and give with the lungs for those boys down o nthe grid. The idea is to talk dad and the rest of the familyinto coming out to watch our 'Birdies win a game . All theyneed is a crowd to help them fight .

Ruggermen To Play TooThe same afternoon, the rugger boys will be in action ,

and although they won't be playing before a Homecomin gcrowd, they will be out to win and make it a perfect weeken dfor Varsity teams in the sportlight .

Both soccer teams will alsc' be in action along with hock-ey teams and Joker teams, All in all, the grads of UBCshould see plenty of action before the day is out .

It is hoped that Saturday night will bring forth a hoopl agame of exceptional interest . The grads figure they want tomeet the present version of the Thunderbird roster to se ewhat the latest style in the casaba art looks like . Boasting aterrific lineup of "greats" of years gone by, the tilt will bea natural if it comes off .

A Dance To Finish OffJust to top off a rather patoot (terrific, that is!) day, the

Big Block Club is sponsoring a dance just in case everyoneis not quite worn out .

Homecoming has always been a great day in the tribe bu tthis Saturday should be one of the best yet . Don't miss abit of it .

Get out the Blue and Gold banners ma ! ! Homecom-ing is just around the corner .

CONFERENCE STANDING MILLER CUP STANDINGSTEAM

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Pacific 1 1 0 633Linfield 1 1 128 50

Col l . of Idaho 1 2 036 47

Whitman 1 2 027 33British Columbia 0 2 0 26 47

BUSY MANThe mighty mentor of the Thunderbir dgrid men has a full day Saturday. Before directing his gridoperations against the visiting Idaho Coyotes, Coach Gre gKabat is scheduled to speak at the Big Block luncheon to beheld at 12:15 in the Brock .

SWINTON HANDS HALLDEFEAT IN GOLF MATC H

IN THE FEATURE second roun dmatch of the UBC Golf Champion -

ship, West Point King Hans Swin-ton ousted Club President Ormy

Hall, 2 and 1. One up at the endof the 13th, Hans proceeded tobirdie par-4 the 16th to go two up.They halved the 17th in pars, an dthat was the end of the tournamen tas far as Ormy was concerned.

With this win Hans qualified tomeet B.C. Closed Champ Bob Plom-mer in the top half of the semi -finals . Bob played his usual steadygame in defeating Peter Birks 5and 4.

In the lower semi-final bracketthere is former champ Ted Charn-bers who disposed of Oak Nefte l1 up. Ted will have a battle whenhe meets straight-hitting UBC teammember Dick Hanley .

HANLEY IN SEMI-FINALS

Dick gained the fourth semi-fina lberth by virtue of his victory overthe power-hitting P.N .G .A. semi -finalist Doug Bajus, Finishing al l

INTRAMURAL NOTICE

There will be a meeting of th e

intramural committee on Friday,

October 25 at 12 :30 p .m. in Hut G 3 .

e Several of our most important stellar attractions will play th eUniversity Armouries this season, where the large capacitymakes possible many moderate price seats !

FIRST EVENT!!! Thursday, Oct, 248:30

Thursday, October 24, 1946 . Page 4

LAURIE DYER, Sports Editor

call- 'emBy LAURIE DYER

TEAM

PWLD Pts.

Meralomas 3 2 0 1

5

Varsity 2 2 0 0

4

t'BC 2 1 0 1

3

Burnaby 3 1 2 0

2

Rowing Club 3 1 2 0

2

N .S. All-Blacks 3 0 3 0

0

square at the end of the first 18,Dick and Doug elected to play anextra nine to determine the victor .Dick finally copped the nod on

the 27th hole .

Other results : 1st Flight . BobEssen beat Johnny McKeen 8 and

7 . Bob Williams won by defaultfrom Don Carmichael. Davis Dalebeat Walt Manning 2 up. RussLatham triumphed over Bob Reid5 and 4.

2nd Flight. George Hartford beatAndy Carmichael,

Special Flight. Joe Barlow beatBill McKianon Lead-1. . Mllas.Hatt-worth beat Mac MacDonald on th e18th.

3rd Flight. Don Dunn bat R.Stewart .

4th Flight. No second round re-sults at press time.

5th Flight. Ron Cliff beat P. H .Pudney 5 and 4 . Ken Moe beat AlParker . Jerry Cross beat I . Mc -Pherson 2 and 1 .

SPORT SCRIBES

Alt sports scribes on the staff ofthe Ubyssey are requested to re-port immediately to the SportsEditor .

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HAVE MUCH PLEASURE IN ANNOUNCIN G

GRERT STAR SCOME TO THE CAMPUS!

LETTERMEN RETURNSix lettermen have returned w

bolster the Coyote lineup, butstandout among the sure startersis 200 pound Gene Christian, uhefty end with heaps of experi-ence in handling the pigskin.Kenny Moore, another veteran ofParberry's, will fulfill the centreslot, while a pair of 185 poundguards, Denny Whitman and BobCallihan, are back to dig in th ecleats against the 'Birds .

Only backfield star to return tothe grid wars for the Coyotemen,1? Don Phelan, speedy right hal fof the swivel hipped variety.

Opposing this potent array oftalent, Kabat will rely on h1starting formation of the pastthree contests, although Fate withhis cohorts, the injury bugbears ,might perforce alter the Varsityplan of attack .

At any rate the Thunderbirdswho had their wings clipped inrather serious fashion during thepast three weeks, will be olnt touphold the traditions of Home -coming at the expense of th esharp-fanged Coyotes .

Rugger TeamsPlay Saturday

ENGLISH Rugby teams of theuniversity ce lebrate Homecomingweek with two of the campusgames this Saturday . UBC playsEx-South Burnaby at DouglasPark, and Varsity goes to Brock -ton Bowl to meet the RowingClub .

Burnaby, still smarting from th e19-0 beating given them by Vars-ity, will btu trying hard for a winand judging by the spirit theyshowed last Saturday will giveUBC a good fight.

Varsity fresh from two wins wil lbe looking for a third, and RowingClub will , have to turn on fullpower if they want to hold th ecampus men.

Both campus teams are prepar-ing for the game of the season,the first game between UBC andVarsity which is now scheduledfor next Wednesday afternoon onthe home grounds . As both teamsare undefeated and are both look .ing for the top standing the gamepromises to be a treat for the rug-ger enthusiasts.

Game times on Saturday are asfollows: Burnaby vs UBC 2 :15p .m. at Douglas Park ; RowingClub vs Varsity 3:15 at BrocktonBowl, and Meralomas vs NorthShore Allbacks 2:15 at Brockton ,

The Coyotes, piloted by Coach Clem Parberry, are tied for fourth place in the PNW Cstandings, one notch above the hapless Thunderbirds, as a result of their springing a las tminute upset over the Whitman Missionaries by a pass-interception, to eke out a 6-0 count .

The Caldwell campusmen have acolorful tradition behind them onthe gridiron. On one memorable oc-casion, the Purple and Gold Coy-otes ran up a 114-0 score againstAlbion ; and one on another theybowed to a 105-3 shellacking fromthe University of Utah .

In the Northwest Conferenceloop they have copped four gri dtitles, dominating the league in1926, '27, '34, and 1940 . This season,saw 50 robust bruisers turn outfor the quad, a terrific feat con-sidering that the Idaho campus i sthe playground for only 500 stu-dents.

Past Hoopmen

.To Meet 'Birds

A LINEUP sounding like a gala-xy of almost all the basketball im-mortals who ever wore the Blu eand Gold will meet the curren tedition of the Thunderbirds as aspecial feature of the Homecomin gprogram, Saturday night . Scheduledto take to the maples at 8:15 p.m . ,the ' Birds of yore captained byletterman guard Hunk Henderson ,are eager to tangle with the under-graduate casaba artiste and thecontest at the Gym promises to b ea thriller.

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SWIMMINGMembers of the P.E. swimming

classes who have not yet paid their$,2.00 fee must render account be -fore Monday, Oct . 28.

Included in the Alumni rosterare such melon sharks as JimmyBardaley, Sandy Robertson, JackPomfret, Bann Mattison, Reg Clark -son, Bud Matheson, Ole Bakken,and Gordie Sykes, as well as cagyHunk himself .

Opposing this potent array willbe the qulntette that helped sparkthe 'birds to the Northwest Con-ference title last year: Ron Weber ,}lorry Franklin, Ritchie Nickel, Pa tMcGeer, and Harry Kermode ,hest of other maple custodies wil lprobably bolster the 1946 edition ofthe Blue and Gold, including th enecleus of last season's powerfulChiefs .

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INTRAMURAL SCHEDULETOUCH FOOTBALL

WEEK OF OCTOBER 28

AU games at 12 :40 p .m .

Men . —Phys . Ed. A vs. Sigma Phi Delta — Eas t—Forest Club vs. Mu Phi — South 1—Sciencemen vs. Lambda — South 2

Wed. —Commerce B vs. Jokers A Eas t—Kappa Sigma vs. V.C.F. — South 1—Commerce A vs. Jokers B — South 2

Thurs.—Jokers E vs . Phys . Ed. B — East—Delta Upsilon vs . Mu Phi — South 1—Britskies vs. Phi Delta Theta — Stadium

Fri . —Beta Theta Pi vs . Alpha Delta Phi — East—Kats vr . Psi Upsilon — South 1—Phi Gamma Delta vs . Phi Delta Theta — South 2

VOLLEYBALL

WEEK OF OCTOBER 2 8

Mon . 12 :40 p .m .—Engineers vs . Kappa Sigma—Commerce A vs . Psi Upsilon—Delta Upsilon vs . Union College — Outdoor--Jokers B vs. Phi Kappa Sigma — Outdoo r

7 :00 p m .—Kappa Sigma vs . Britskies—Agri :ulture vs. Sigma Phi Delta

1 :45 p .m.—Beta Theta Pi vs Jokers A—Mu Phi A vs. Alpha Delta Ph i

8 :30 p.m.—Phi Delta Theta A vs . Phi Kappa P i—Kits vs . Zeta Beta Ta u

9 :15 r .tn —Jokers C vs . Zeta Psi—V. C. F . vs. Phi Delta Theta B

Wed . 12:40 put--Lambda vs . Mad Hatters—Sigma Phi Deta vs . Phi Kappa Pi—Britskies vs . Psi Upsilon — Outdoo r--P'hys, Ed, B vs . Phi Gamma Delta — Outdoor

Thurs . 12 .40 pars—Kats vs . V . C . F .--Forest Club A vs . Commerce B—Mu Phi B vs . Zeta Psi — Outdoo r- -Forest Club B vs . Phys . Ed, A — Outdoor

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