Web: www.lionsonoz.nsw.lions.org.au

President: Lion Neil Bilney Secretary: Lion Gwyneth Payne

Treasurer: Lion Arthur Leech Membership: Lion Stewart Payne

Bulletin Editor: Lion Marge Ollis

DG Peter Willis-Jones presenting Yvie and Kel with their Melvin Jones Fellowships

No.2 Volume 7

THE LIONS CLUB OF

Minutes Monthly Meeting January 19th 2015

1 Lions : Lions Gwyneth Payne, Stewart Payne, Warren White, Ted Pickwell, Hazel Pickwell, Cheryl

Buckley, Bob Buckley, Neil Bilney, Pauline Bilney, Rolly Williams, Angela Williams, Marge Ollis,

Stewart Ollis, Trish Hyett, Ted Hughes, Dianne Hughes, Tony Petersen, Lesley Petersen, Peter

Philippzig, Sandra Philippzig, Arthur Leech, Barry Gazzard, Lesley Winters, Debbie Weekes, Yvie

Kearns, Kel Kearns, Janice Clifford, Bernie Clifford.

Lions Ladies: Betty-Anne White, Wendy Leech, Ling Gazzard

Guests: Lion John Winter (Lugarno Lions Club), Lion Syd Hyett (Lions Club of Narellan)

2 Apologies: Lions Don Mcleod, Jeff Mott, Rod Payne, Brenda Payne, Andrew Payne, Reg Langusch, Merilyn Langusch

Motion: That the apologies be accepted. Moved: Lion Gwyneth Payne

Seconded: Lion Stewart Payne Carried: yes

3 Welcome of members and Guests President Lion Neil Bilney welcomed the Members, Lions and Guests.

4 Protocol established: That the Lions Club of Australian Lionsonoz recognises, Past Multiple District Officers, Past

District Governors, District Cabinet Officers past and present, The President of the Lions Club of

Australian Lionsonoz Lion Neil Bilney, and Lions, Lions Ladies and partners of Australian

Lionsonoz.

All speakers may now be addressed as “Lion…”

5 Lions Clubs International Purposes: Lion Warren White posted the International Purposes for all to read aloud.

6 Confirmation of Minutes: Motion: That the Minutes of the previous meeting held November

17th 2014 as emailed to members be accepted. Moved: Lion Marge Ollis Seconded: Lion Sandra Philippzig Carried: yes

7 Business Arising from the Minutes: Nil

8 Correspondence Correspondence as emailed to members 8.1.1 Malaysian and NZ Youth Sept Inbound 8.1.2 Christmas Mints Special 8.1.3 Lions Mints Newsletter November 8.1.4 LMA Order Form 8.1.5 District Newsletter 8.1.6 Webinnaires 8.1.7 Zone Meeting Minutes October 23 2014 8.1.8 Learn more about Lions upcoming programs 8.1.9 Malaysian Youth Inbound September 8.1.10 Loomis Lions Newsletter 8.1.11 Malaysian Youth inbound 8.1.12 Letter of Authority Cake Sales Officeworks 8.1.13 MD Convention New castle 8.1.14 Loomis Lions Newsletter 8.2 Correspondence Out NIL Motion: That the Correspondence be accepted. Moved: Lion Tony Petersen Seconded: Lion Sandra Philippzig Carried: yes

9 Business Arising from the Correspondence: Nil

10. President’s Report: The Presidents Report will be posted in the January Bulletin 11. Treasurer’s Report: The Treasurers Report for November ,December and January will be

available at the February 16th Meeting 2015 Motion: That the Treasurer’s Reports for November 2014, December 2014 and January 2015 be presented at the February 16th Meeting Moved: Lion Stewart Payne

Seconded: Lion Marge Ollis Against: Nil Carried yes

12. General Business: 12.1 Executive for 2015/2016

Lion Gwyneth Payne to send out Club Office Vacancies and ask for

nominations for vacant positions from all members including seconders

for the positions. These to be returned to the Secretary by 30th January

2015.

13. Membership: Presented by Lion Stewart Payne Lion Stewart noted that he had an enquiry and a membership meeting was arranged for Thursday 22nd January 2015 at 6pm NSW Time.

14. Business without notice: Nil

15. Service Hours:

1. Lion Arthur Leech 1 hour Club Lotto

2. Lion Rolly Williams 3 hours mowing for aged pensioners, Maitland Lions Christmas

Dinner SA 4 hours

3. Lion Sandra Philippzig 3 hours 50th Anniversary Croydon Lions Club

4. Lion Peter Philippzig 3 hours 50th Anniversary Croydon Lions Club

5. Lion Stewart Payne necrology 10 hours

6. Lion Stewart Ollis BBQ Cobbitty Markets 5 hours, Dinner Macarthur Lions Club 3

hours, Camden Lioness Club Christmas Dinner 3 hours, BBQ Carols at Mt Annan 5

hours

7. Lion Marge Ollis BBQ Cobbitty Markets 5 hours, Camden Lioness Club Christmas

Dinner 3 hours, Bulletin Nov/Dec 5 hours, Knitting 3 hours

8. Lion Gwyneth Payne 10 hours secretary

9. Lion Barry Gazzard 5 hours Hallidays Point Lions Fair and Christmas Carols assist

10. Lion Kel 25 hours Region Chairman duties

11. Lion Ted Pickwell Community Transport 23 hours, Community Aid 5 hours, Santa 10

hours, MOW 2 hours

12. Lion Neil Bilney 220 hours camp hosting DPaW

13. Lion Pauline Bilney 220 hours camp hosting DPaW

14. Lion Hazel Pickwell transport 27 hours, Hospital Auxiliary 2 hours, Santa’s Helper 3

hours, MOW 2 hours

15. Lion Warren White 10 hours assisting Tamworth Peel Valley Lions with Christmas

Raffle sales 5 days, 4 hours Carols in Park Peel Valley Lions Club,12 hours travelling

to 2 Lions Funerals, 2 hours Stamps, 2 hours Spectacles

16. Lion Yvie Kearns Zone Club Visits 10 hours, 14 hours knitting and distribution, 14

hours preparing report ALCCRF for Cabinet

17. Lion Angela Williams Maitland Lions Club SA Christmas Dinner 4 hours

18. Lion Bob Buckley Lake Cathie BBQ 3 hours, ALCCRF 30 hours plus 2 x 2 day

meetings, 2 hours tour with DG’s

19. Lion Debbie Weekes 2 hours helping Lion Brad with Secretary duties Crescent head

Lions Club

20. Lion Trish Hyett 26 hours Christmas in Narellan, 6 hours Carols in the garden, 10

hours assisting Macarthur Centre for Sustainable Living, 36 hours knitting

21. Lion Cheryl Buckley 3 hours BBQ for Lake Cathie Lions Club, 2 trips to Sydney

ALCCRF, 1 trip to Melbourne Children’s Hospital Tour with incoming DG’s and VDG’s,

3 hours Administration, 2 hour tour with DG’s

22. Lion Jeff Mott 4 hours JP work, Bowraville Technology Centre 8 hours, Bowraville

kids street Christmas party 4 hours

23. Lions Lady Lynne Mott 1 hour ring pulls, Bowraville kids street Christmas party

16. Where Members Are: 1. Lions Sandra and Peter Philippzig Walpeup VIC 2. Lions Stewart and Gwyneth Payne Inverell NSW 3. Lions Ted and Dianne Hughes Townsville QLD 4. Lion Trish Hyett Camden NSW 5. Lions Yvie and Kel Kearns Woolgoolga NSW 6. Lions Rolly and Angela Williams Ardrossan SA 7. Lions Ted and Hazel Pickwell Grenfell NSW 8. Lion Debbie Weekes Kempsey NSW 9. Lions Tony and Lesley Petersen Kinka Beach QLD 10. Lion Arthur Leech Boonah QLD 11. Lions Bob and Cheryl Buckley NSW 12. Lions Pauline and Neil Bilney Cane Break Conservation Park WA 13. Lions Marge and Stewart Ollis Camden NSW 14. Lion Warren White North Beach Caravan Park NSW

17. Fines:

1. Lion Pauline Bilney fined Lion Neil Bilney for disturbing a tiger snake laying on a

rock that I used for sitting on to take photos of Birds

2. Lion Bob Buckley fined Lion Warren White for finally finding it

3. Lion Gwyneth Payne fined Lion Stewart Payne for push her over

4. Lion Stewart Payne fined Lion Gwyneth Payne for knocking him down and taking the

skin on the knee cap to the bone

5. Lion Cheryl Buckley fined all the January Birthday people, Stewart Ollis, Lesley

Winters, John Winters, Betty-Anne White and Rolly Williams

6. Lion Stewart payne fined Lion Gwyneth Payne for knocking one of his teeth out

7. Lion Stewart Payne finned Lions Ted and Hazel Pickwell for leaving the meeting

early

8. Lion Bob Buckley fined Lions Gwyneth and Stewart payne for not looking after each

other

9. Lion Neil Bilney fined Lion Pauline Bilney for sending him on dangerous assignments

like taking photographs

10. Lion Sandra Philippzig fined Lion Neil Bilney for the smiley face emoticon

17. Meeting Closed: 7. 16 pm

Date Confirmed: President Lion Neil Bilney

Members of THE LIONS CLUB OF AUSTRALAN LIONSONOZ – End February 2015

Members Members

Lion Kel Kearns

Lion Yvie Kearns

Lion Neil Bilney

Lion Pauline Bilney

Lion Stewart Payne

Lion Gwyneth Payne

Lion Sandra Philippzig

Lion Peter Philippzig

PDG Lion Warren White

Lions Lady Betty-Anne White

Lion Cheryl Buckley

PCC Lion Bob Buckley

Lion Tony Petersen

Lion Lesley Petersen

Lion Jeff Mott

Lions Lady Lynne Mott

Lion Arthur Leech

Lions Lady Wendy Leech

Lion Bernie Donchi

Lion Jan Donchi

Lion Rod Payne

Lion Brenda Payne

Lion Rolly Williams

Lion Angela Williams

Lion Andrew Payne Lion Marge Ollis

Lion Stewart Ollis

Lion Barry Gazzard

Lions Lady Ling Gazzard

Associate Members NZ

Lion Dianne Hughes

Lion Ted Hughes

Lion Lesley Winters

Partner Lion John Winters

Lion Bernie Clifford

Lion Janice Clifford

Lion Ted Pickwell

Lion Hazel Pickwell

Lion Don McLeod

Partner Lion Helen McLeod

PDG Lion Merilyn Langusch

PDG Lion Reg Langusch

Lion Arthur James

Lion Debbie Weekes

Partner Lion Brad Weekes

Lion Trish Hyett

Partner Lion Syd Hyett

Lion David Walker

Lions Lady Meg Walker

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BULLETIN EDITOR – Lion Marge Ollis

It is nearing the end of MARCH 2015 – Boy does time fly!! Congratulations Yvie and Kel on your well deserved Melvin Jones Fellowship Awards. Stewart and I took up the Early

Bird prize to Opal Cove in Coffs Harbour from last years District Convention. We were rained out with the tail of the cyclone beating down on the Coast, causing 6foot drop erosion of the beach. First photo was the day after we arrived, second photo was the day we left for Bowraville.

We attended the Coffs Harbour Lions Club for their DG’s visit and met up with Yvie and Kel and had a great time. DG Peter inducted 3 new members to the club on that evening.

We then had a couple of days with the Mott’s at Bowraville.

Jeff was doing his “Master Key” impersonation trying to retrieve the keys that had been locked in the shed, before we could do a sightseeing tour of the area. All ok, Jeff succeeded in “Breaking in”.

I have included a picture of Bernie (a local Lion with a disability following his fall which broke the bone in the upper part of the arm near the joint). Stewart has being there for Bernie and takes him to doctor, Lions meetings etc. My contribution has been 40 hours producing the quilt in the picture as a gift for Bernie. Articles for the Bulletin to be emailed to Lion Marge Ollis by 7th of each month please. At marge@skymesh.com.au or

marge_o@cybercentral.com.au.

Regards Lion Marge

MY PHOTO OF THE MONTH

Peek – a – boo

Little Jimmy has grown into a full grown dog, he is now 2 years old and weighs a big 1.8 kgs.

One would think that butter

wouldn’t melt in his mouth,

well guess again the

biggest of dogs run away

from him and he loves

scaring the daylights out of

kids.

All this aside, he is a delight

to have and Big Daddy Kel

is the love of his life.

- Lion Yvie

REPORT SECTION

President’s Report February 2015 - Lion Neil Bilney Congratulation to Yvie and Kel. On behalf of Lionsonoz and all Lions, thank you for making things better for others in our community. Found an interesting article put out by the ABC. It was headed "Rotary Nomads: Volunteers on the road in first club of its kind in Australia" an "E-club" . It looks like we need to be continually promoting Lionsonoz to keep it out there. I am also surprised how many existing Lions members that are totally

unaware of the option to move to Lionsonoz when they want to go extended travelling. All I can say is that we should never let an opportunity pass by to tell our story. Maybe the changeover, with all the members at convention should get onto the ABC and tell of our ??? years of Liononoz in Australia, as long as you haven't partaken in too much red wine. Travel safe and hope to see you on the road somewhere.

Lion Neil

Secretary’s Report February 2015 – Lion Gwyneth Payne February has again been a busy month with the Nomination Night and the District Governor Peter Willis-Jones official visit to our Lions Club held February 16th. It was a great night with Lions Yvie and Kel Kearns joining us at Lions Brenda and

Rod Payne’s home for the meeting and dinner after. I think that DG Peter was impressed with the way we conduct our meetings and Lion Pam gave Lion Yvie a crash course in crocheting.

Lions Yvie and Kel Kearns were still on a very big high as they had received their Melvin Jones Fellowships on the Saturday Night at the District Cabinet Meeting. I think that lion Arthur Leech was really pleased that we found a suitable venue to do the presentation as he had been holding the financial reports in case Lion Yvie and Kel found out that they were to receive the MJF. March 16th Meeting will be the Election Night as well as choosing the delegates for the MD Convention in Newcastle. We are allowed 4 delegates and 4 alternates (PDG’s not automatic

delegates at a MD Convention only at the District Convention).

We also need to decide what date our Change Over will be as we have historically held this at the time of the MD Convention.

Regards Lion Gwyneth

Membership Chairman’s Report– Lion Stewart Payne

We were very pleased to welcome transferring Lion from the Northern Territory Lion Arthur James. We look forward to talking to him on line at the March 16th Meeting. We have also received two application for transfer and these will be forwarded to the Membership Committee which will meet March 8th 2015 and with recommendations to go to the March 16th meeting. Please remember to wear your lapel pin every day!

Regards Lion Stewart

REYCLING: Eye Glasses -Lion Barry Gazzard Editor’s Note: Please remember to collect any eye glasses you happen across and contact Lions

Barry Gazzard for assistance with disposal of these. Lion Barry and Lions Lady Ling take or

send these glasses to Malaysia, a very good project or they will send them to The Lions Club of

South West Rocks who also collects eyeglasses. A good project to be involved with. Lion Barry Gazzard contact email is barryg546@hotmail.com

Ring Pulls -Lion Brenda Payne

I have about 10kilo of ring pulls to pass on to the Inverell MacIntyre Lions Club

Regards Lion Brenda

CLUB CARE REPORT FEBRUARY 2015 - Lion Cheryl Buckley

A very short report from me this month. It is not our busiest Lions season, but it has been very busy on the home and friend circuit. We are really looking forward to catching up with many Lionsonoz members over the next couple of months. Our President’s back has been giving him a lot of angst. We are very pleased to be staying quite close to the Bilney home in April and will be able to take all the good vibes from the East to help bring cheer and well being. The trek to Newcastle will be great fun for those on the vanners line. We all look forward to hearing about the adventures and frivolity when we meet up at the Convention.

Stay safe and travel carefully,

Lion Cheryl

Birthdays & Anniversaries

CELEBRATIONS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FOR FEBRUARY

11TH GWYNETH PAYNE

11th SYD HYETT

21ST ANGELA WILLIAMS

28TH SANDRA PHILIPZIG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FOR MARCH

1ST JEFF MOTT

12TH STEWART PAYNE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU FOR APRIL

13TH WENDY LEECH

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU FEBRUARY

10TH LESLEY AND JOHN WINTER

16TH JEFF AND LYNN MOTT

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU FOR MARCH

2nd DIANNE AND TED HUGHES

4TH BETTY ANNE AND WARREN

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU FOR APRIL

3RD TED AND HAZEL PICKWELL

4TH ARTHUR AND WENDY LEECH

6TH REG AND MERILYN LANGUISH

14TH NEIL AND PAULINE BILNEY

15TH TONY AND LESLEY PETERSEN

RISE ABOVE IT.

Davey Crockett had a simple motto: "Make sure you are right, then go ahead." Everyone of

us, like every successful person you will ever meet, faces moments of criticism. No matter what

your career involvement, the more successful you become, the more criticism you will receive.

Only those who don't attempt anything remain forever above criticism.

Being criticized is not a problem if you develop a positive way of dealing with it. Winston

Churchill had framed on the wall of his office the following words of Abraham Lincoln:

"I DO THE VERY BEST I CAN, I MEAN TO KEEP GOING. IF THE END BRINGS ME OUT

ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT IS SAID AGAINST ME WON'T MATTER. IF I'M WRONG, TEN

ANGELS SWEARING I WAS RIGHT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE."

Churchill received much criticism in his lifetime and Lincoln was roundly criticized in his day, just

as most of our public figures are today. It takes a person of great courage to forge ahead and

do what he honestly believes to be right when critics are howling against him.

Remember that all the water in the world won't sink your boat if it doesn't get inside. Rise above

it. Make certain you are right, and then stand by your convictions.

Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.

AUSTRALIAN LIONSONOZ KNITTING REPORT

February, 2015. Is this a Teddy Bears picnic or a District Governor’s visit

to the Pacific City Lions Club, well we combined the both

to make a very enjoyable evening. These little teddies will

end up in the Coffs Harbour Hospital soothing little kids who are having scans, X-rays

etc. They get to take one home with them and the nurses are grateful to us providing

them.

Again the ladies from Pacific City Lioness Club have given me a bag full of jumpers to be

given out to those in need.

Finally I have put

together several

packages each

containing face

washers, bunny

rug, jumper or

poncho and

beanie some also

containing a toy

teddy or duck.

Secretary

Gwyneth and Lion

Stewart will be

delivering these to the Moree and Inverell hospital for me. Thank all of you who have

made some of these items, without your help this project would not have happened.

Lion Yvie Kearns

MELVIN JONES FELLOWSHIP PRESENTATION On Saturday 14th February 2015 Lion Kel Kearns and Lion Yvie Kearns were presented each a Melvin Jones Fellowship at the 201N1 District Cabinet Dinner. The District Governor Peter Willis-Jones presented the Melvin Jones Fellowship’s to Lions Yvie and Kel.

DG Peter called Lion Yvie to the front table and said that Lion Yvie had introduced him many times being the Zone Chairman and he was now going to introduce her to everyone now.

(Lion Yvie told me that she thought at the time that DG was going to fine or pick on her for the way she has introduced him.)

DG Peter also then called Lion Kel

and introduced him and it wasn’t

until DG Peter said

The Lions Club of Australian Lionsonoz has great pleasure in presenting Lion Yvie and Lion Kel with a

Melvin Jones Fellow each as recognition for their Humanitarian Service to the Communities in which they have lived and those they now visits. That they knew it was something special!

Well if you know Lion Yvie she was absolutely stunned speechless (and that is very out of character) as was Lion Kel and I think the photos I am sending sets the scene well. Australian Lionsonoz was represented by Jeff Mott, Lynne Mott, Arthur Leech, Stewart and Gwyneth Payne The occasion and time was seen to be the appropriate time for this to happen, with about 60 Lions at the dinner many of whom were very long term friends, as Lion Yvie and Kel were not planning on attending the MD Convention and we could not keep on deferring the financial reports until May so that they would not find out. It was a great night and I know that all our members feel extremely proud of Lion Kel’s and Lion Yvie’s contribution and congratulate them on receiving the Melvin Jones Fellowship’s

Regards Lion Gwyneth

Web: www.lionsonoz.nsw.lions.org.au

Website Report. – PDG Lion Warren White Please go to our Lionsonoz website

http://lionsonoz.nsw.lions.org.au/ and click on "Photos and

Activities" and then click on "Yvie and Kel MJF".

Have patience as it loads up and you will experience the excitement at Inverell

at the last Cabinet meeting when Lions Yvie and Kell had their big night.

Lion Warren

LYNNE MOTT’S GARDEN Lynne has a plant growing in the garden that the locals call “Mott’s Erection”. This plant is actually a Mauritius Hemp plant which grows with leaves approx 7ft long and a spike that shoots up 40ft. It takes 10years to grow and flower – then dies. Lynne thought it was a Gymea Lily until it flowered. The Motts home is on a corner block at cross roads and the plant can be seen from all directions. Lion Marge

Fishing Report

Last Monday I fished in Keepit Dam and caught 1 nice Yellowbelly on a lure.

Keepit Dam, South of Gunnedah is only 5% full at the moment but in the main basin the water is

still 32 ‘ deep. My sounder is showing literally thousands of fish, all about 1 meter deep under the

surface of the water, but they are not really on the bite

The previous week I caught 4 Yellowbellies in Keepit Dam. 1 on shrimp,1 on a cast lure and 2 on

lures trolled.

I try to go fishing every week, mostly on a Monday and I have not come home empty handed for

many weeks. Unfortunately I am not very good at “selfies” so I have not been taking any photos of

me and my catches. I see I will have to try harder.

The lure I am using is a pink Kokada with a small spinner attached to it. The lure needs to be

retrieved or trolled almost dead slow but when it is taken the fish hit it like there is no tomorrow.

It is very difficult writing a fishing report when I am not getting any news of anybody else wetting a

line.

Surely some of our members are out there fishing. Please send me your stories.

Pictured: This is the pink Kokada lure with a

spinning arrangement attached which is doing

all the damage

Lion Warren

Editor: -Sorry Warren, I do not fish!!

Treasurer &“Club Lotto” Report -Lion Arthur Leech All is running well with all players paid up, some who have had wins lately are paid well in advanced. Due to a couple of our players having resigned from the club in recent times we have a couple more unsold numbers. Unsold numbers are currently 1, 2, 4, 14, 25, 32, 33, 35, and 41 Thanks to all players for your continued support.

Lion Arthur Treasurer (Lotto Manager)

COMING EVENTS DIARY DATES FOR 2014 - 2015

STONE THE CROWS FESTIVAL – WAGGA WAGGA – EASTER – 2nd to 6th APRIL 2015

ILLABO COUNTRY MUSIC STAMPEDE – ILLABO NSW – 9th to 12th APRIL 2015

YOUTH OF THE YEAR- STATE FINAL – HOST CAMPBELLTOWN CITY LIONS NSW – 11th April 2015

LIONS DROVERS CAMPFIRE - BOGGABRI – 23rd to 26th APRIL 2015

LIONS MD CONVENTION – NEWCASTLE – 1ST TO 4TH MAY 2015

HENRY LAWSON FESTIVAL – GRENFELL – JUNE LONG WEEKEND 2015

DARWIN LIONS BEER CAN REGATTA – JULY 12th 2015 – See emails in September 2014 Bulletin or contact

Des (below)

Des Gellert, Convenor Darwin Lions Beer Can Regatta Inc. e: convenor@beercanregatta.org.au

m: 0409 823 871 | h: (08) 8985 2797

22th,23th, 24th, 25th, 26th APRIL, 2015

NEW WEBPAGE

Just three months to go until the Boggabri Drovers’ Campfire gets underway for the tenth year!

We would like to let you know that you can now find us at www.boggabri.com.au/ where you can register for

2015, view newsletters, activities, entertainment & tour details including bookings when they are finalised

(during Feb).

Please check webpage for updates of information. We will no longer be sending out newsletters, tour booking

forms or meal bookings to individuals.

Look forward to welcoming you to Boggabri Drovers Campfire 2015.

Reminders The General Meeting of the Lions Club of Australian Lionsonoz will be held March 16th 2015 6.00pm for

6.30pm start NSW Time. Remember NSW will be on Daylight Savings Time.

Please review the agenda and participate in the meeting via email, Skype, SMS or phone. Your participation is

very important and will greatly assist the unique nature of our Club to function and become a strong cohesive

Club.

If you are unable to participate in the meeting or comment on the agenda items prior to the meeting via

email, Skype, SMS or phone could you please contact Secretary Lion Gwyneth Payne at

lionsonoz@lionsdistrict201n1.org.au or 0439258644

You may like to add these to your next travel

itinerary – Please let me know of any other

events in your area that may be of interest to

members.

TAIL TWISTERS REPORT Lion Kel Kearns Tally of fines to January, 2015

Lion Neil Bilney 6.00 2 4.00

Lion Pauline Bilney 6.00 6.00

Lion Cheryl Buckley 8.00 8.00

PCC Bob Buckley 23.00 23.00

PDG Bernie Clifford 0.00 0.00

Lion Janice Clifford 0.00 0.0

Lion Bernie Donchi 26.00 26.00

Lion Jan Donchi 26.00 26.00

Lion Barry Gazzard 13.00 13.00

Lions Lady Ling Gazzard 1.00 1.00

Lion Ted Hughes 0.00 0.00

Lion Kel Kearns 35.00 2 33.00

Lion Don Hughes 0.00 0.00

Lion Yvie Kearns 29.00 2 27.00

Lion Merilyn Langusch 7.00 7.00

Lion Reg Langusch 6.00 6.00

Lion Arthur Leech 11.00 11.00

Lion Wendy Leech 17.00 17.00

Lion Don McLeod 4.00 4.00

Lion Jeff Mott 15.00 2 13.00

Lion Lady Lyn Mott 16.00 16.00

Lion Marge Ollis 34.00 34.00

Lion Stewart Ollis 36.00 36.00

Lion Andrew Payne 16.00 16.00

Lion Brenda Payne 11.00 11.00

Lion Gwyneth Payne 2.00 1 3.00

Hello Lions,

Please check your fines balance, if there are any corrections please contact me.

District Governor Peter was fined three times however he did pay $5.00

Regards Kel

Remember Total Fines in Red are fines owed. Please pay your fines to Lion Arthur

Lion Rod Payne 21.00 21.00

Lion Stewart Payne 5.00 2 3.00

Lion Lesley Petersen 28.00 28.00

Lion Tony Petersen 69.00 69.00

Lion Peter Philippzip 2.00 7.00 5.00

Lion Sandra Philippzip 1.00 8.00 7.00

Lion Ted Pickwell 1.00 1 10.00 8.00

Lion Hazel Pickwell 4.00 4.00

Lion Allan Prebble 0.00 0.00

LL Robyn Prebble 0.00 0.00

Lion Debbie Weekes 0.00 0.00

Partner Brad Weekes 0.00 1 1.00

LL Betty-Anne White 1.00 1 2.00

PDG Warren White 35.00 2 33.00

Lion Angela Williams 6.00 6.00

Lion Rolly Williams 4.00 1 3.00

Lion Lesley Winters 14.00 14.00

Partner Lion John Winters 21.00 21.00

Lion Trish Hyett 1.00 1.00

Other Lion Syd Hyett 1.00 1.00

Lion David Walker 0.00 0.00

NO PUN INTENDED 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was

excellent..

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

13. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

14. Two men sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once

again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

15. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent

tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said. "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

16. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself

to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of

Ahmal. Her husband responds: "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

17. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from

bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by

halitosis.

18. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.