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Melbourne Sunday, August 21, 2011

6:00AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG Jeff's Life 101Jeff tries to win his father-in-law's respect by attempting to pay off their loan. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY and ANITA BARONE.

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG RollbackSteve Austin becomes a roller derby star to get a lead on a mysterious burglary planned for Halloween. Starring LEE MAJORS.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG Only Rock 'N Roll Will Never Die - Part 1Jim is hired by a Rock Singer to find his missing Record Producer. Starring JAMES GARNER, JAMES LUISI and STUART MARGOLIN.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #142 - As High As YouOfficers Malloy and Reed face a gang of toughs who attempt to interfere in a narcotics arrest. Starring KENT MCCORD.

9:00AM Man V Food

PG Atlanta / BostonAdam takes on the thirteen-pound Carnivore Pizza at Big Pie in the Sky Pizzeria. Presented by ADAM RICHMAN.

10:00AM NWA - On Fire (R) PG Get ready to slam and jam when professional wrestling's stars step through the ropes and battle for supremacy.

11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Temptation EyesSam leaps into the body of a TV newsman who is receiving tips from a serial killer after each murder. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

12:00PM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC' PG Okura/StanwayThe SCU investigation into a crashed 4-wheel-drive reveals disturbing facts about the vehicle and the road.

12:30PM Monster Garage (R)

PG Battery Powered DragsterJesse James and a motley crew of electric vehicle experts set their sights on a battery powered car. Starring

1:30PM Supercar Showdown

PG One of the hottest race teams in the country is throwing its doors open to allow TV cameras behind the scenes, as they embark on a global search to find the next young gun driver to join their ranks. Hosted by GRANT DENYER.

2:00PM Seven's V8 Supercars 2011 'CC'

V8 Supercars: Queensland - Raceday Xtra and Qualifying

4:00PM Seven's V8 Supercars 2011 'CC'

V8 Supercars: Queensland - Race

6:00PM American Pickers

PG Leland's CafeDanielle has a sketchy lead. She's found an incredible collection but the bad news is it's owned by a reluctant seller. Mike and Frank return to pick from Leland, who invited them back. Mike and Frank bring him a special gift they picked up earlier and find more treasures at his place. Starring MIKE WOLFE and FRANK FRITZ.

6:30PM Mythbusters Specials (R) 'CC'

PG ChristmasSee a countdown of the top ten most popular myths of the series so far. Also, does putting a silver spoon in a champagne bottle keep it fizzy? Does a snowman melt faster with its clothes on ... or off?

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Melbourne Sunday, August 21, 2011

7:30PM Mighty Structures

G Power TowerTwo 50-story glass 'sails' rise into the sky creating one of the tallest buildings in Asia. This unique architectural marvel is powered by a revolutionary new means for a building this size: wind. Explore the science behind this wonder and discover how engineers pull off this massive, audacious construction project.

8:30PM 7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2007)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's EndAs the Flying Dutchman, now under the control of British Navy, roams the seven seas destroying pirate ships without mercy, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swan and Captain Barbarossa embark on a desperate quest. They must gather the nine lords of the Brethren Court their only hope to defeat the Flying Dutchman and its armada. But one of the lords is missing - Captain Jack Sparrow - who is trapped in Davy Jones locker. Our heroes must first travel to dangerous, exotic Singapore to gain charts and a ship that will take them off to world's end to rescue Jack. Starring JOHNNY DEPP, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, ORLANDO BLOOM, GEOFFREY RUSH, JACK DAVENPORT, BILL NIGHY, JONATHAN PRYCE and LEE ARENBERG.

12:00AM Strikeforce (R)

M Evangelista V CaudilloEvangelista faces Caudillo in tonight's Strikeforce showdown.

12:30AM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC' PG Okura/StanwayThe SCU investigation into a crashed 4-wheel-drive reveals disturbing facts about the vehicle and the road.

1:00AM Man V Food

PG Atlanta / BostonAdam takes on the thirteen-pound Carnivore Pizza at Big Pie in the Sky Pizzeria. Presented by ADAM RICHMAN.

2:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG RollbackSteve Austin becomes a roller derby star to get a lead on a mysterious burglary planned for Halloween. Starring LEE MAJORS.

3:00AM The Rockford Files (R) PG Only Rock 'N Roll Will Never Die - Part 1Jim is hired by a Rock Singer to find his missing Record Producer. Starring JAMES GARNER, JAMES LUISI and STUART MARGOLIN.

4:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Temptation EyesSam leaps into the body of a TV newsman who is receiving tips from a serial killer after each murder. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #142 - As High As YouOfficers Malloy and Reed face a gang of toughs who attempt to interfere in a narcotics arrest. Starring KENT MCCORD.

5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping


Melbourne Monday, August 22, 2011

6:00AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG A Non-Affair To RememberJeff insists he isn't jealous when Karen's old boyfriend returns for a visit. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY, ANITA BARONE and HALEY JOEL OSMENT.

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Dark Side Of The Moon - Part 1Steve Austin takes off into space and learns that a scientist has changed the moon's orbit causing cataclysmic storms.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG Only Rock 'N Roll Will Never Die - Part 2Jim finds a missing Record Producer murdered and believes it is linked to a talent agency run by organised crime.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #43 - HostageOfficer Malloy is wounded and taken prisoner when he unwittingly walks into a cafe where a robbery is in progress.

9:00AM NBC Today 'CC'

International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.

10:00AM NBC Meet The Press (R) 'CC'

David Gregory interviews newsmakers from around the world.

11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Sam leaps into the body of an eighty-two-year-old man as he re-enacts a shootout for tourists. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

12:00PM Quincy M.E. (R) PG While Quincy helps an elderly lady track down her husband's killer, Emily refuses to talk to him about their wedding.

1:00PM The Equalizer (R) M No ConscienceA womaniser is threatened with death if he doesn't give his captors what they demand, but he can't figure out what it is.

2:00PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Malcolm and Eddie unwittingly take their friends into the eye on a hurricane on Thanksgiving. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

2:30PM Newsradio (R) PG Matthew tries to get Max fired as Lisa goes undercover to expose an unhealthy restaurant. Starring ANDY DICK and DAVE FOLEY.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Xena must rescue Hades' sister, the embodiment of Death, or all mankind will be doomed to eternal life filled with suffering.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Let The Games BeginHercules stumbles on the n-th battle between Spartans and Eleans. Starring KEVIN SORBO and ROBERT TREBOR.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Love, Sri Lankan StyleDrew's plans to reunite Mimi and Steve (and get Mimi out of his house) face a hitch due to the appearance of Steve's lover. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER and KATHY KINNEY.

5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Young Man BluesIt's Kelso's first day as a police cadet and he gets to drive around in a police cruiser with a real cop. Eric attempts to fix the water pipes and lawn mower in order to prove to Red that he's not a failure. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON and TOPHER GRACE.

6:00PM According To Jim (R) 'CC'

G The Garage DoorCheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage, because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside. Starring JIM BELUSHI.

6:30PM My Wife And Kids (R) 'CC'

PG The Bahamas - Part 1When the Kyle’s arrive at the Bahamas resort for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation. Guest starring David Alan Grier.


Melbourne Monday, August 22, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG A Legal MatterKelso freaks out when Roy suggests that he may be this year's police academy stooge. Meanwhile, Fez is expecting to take a final exam at the INS before finally becoming a U.S. citizen. Donna, Kitty, Jackie and Red all tutor Fez on their versions of American history. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON and TOPHER GRACE.

7:30PM No Ordinary Family 'CC' **FINAL**

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No Ordinary Future / No Ordinary Beginning After being zooped into the future and witnessing the downfall of her family, Stephanie must do everything in her power to alter a chain of events in the present that will expose the Powells' powers to the world. Meanwhile, with George's help, Jim tries to track down those responsible for the death of a fellow cop, and Mrs. X tasks an unlikely person to keep tabs on Katie and her unborn child. Starring MICHAEL CHIKLIS, JULIE BENZ and AUTUMN REESER.

9:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC'

**DOUBLE EPISODE**

M No Meals On Wheels / Boys Do CryThe Griffin family decide to start their own restaurant, but have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and ALEX BORSTEIN.

10:30PM American Dad (R) 'CC'

M May The Best Stan WinAfter Stan gives Francine love coupons for Valentine's Day, he becomes so enamoured with a CIA cyborg of himself that he refuses to honour the coupons sending her straight into the arms of his cyborg self. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE and SCOTT GRIMES.

11:00PM Scrubs (R) ‘CC’ PG My Rule Of Thumb / My Clean Break Tension occurs between Turk and Dr. Cox over a patient's liver transplant while J.D. tries to put the brakes on his relationship with Danni. Starring ZACH BRAFF and SARAH CHALKE.

12:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG A Fowl And Stormy NightMalcolm and Eddie unwittingly take their friends into the eye on a hurricane on Thanksgiving. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

12:30AM Newsradio (R) PG Lucky BurgerMatthew tries to get Max fired as Lisa goes undercover to expose an unhealthy restaurant. Starring ANDY DICK and DAVE FOLEY.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Dark Side Of The Moon - Part 1Steve Austin takes off into space and learns that a scientist has changed the moon's orbit causing cataclysmic storms.

2:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG The Last GunfighterSam leaps into the body of an eighty-two-year-old man as he re-enacts a shootout for tourists. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG A Loss For WordsThe problem of illiteracy is examined when a young man dies in an industrial accident because he couldn't read the warning signs.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Let The Games BeginHercules stumbles on the n-th battle between Spartans and Eleans. Starring KEVIN SORBO and ROBERT TREBOR.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #43 - HostageOfficer Malloy is wounded and taken prisoner when he unwittingly walks into a cafe where a robbery is in progress.



Melbourne Tuesday, August 23, 2011

6:00AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG The Gene PoolJeff must overcome his own fear of the water to convince Matt to take swimming lessons. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY.

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Dark Side Of The Moon - Part 2An obsessed scientist coerces Steve Austin to use his bionic powers on the moon that are causing meteorological havoc on Earth.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG Love Is The WordJim meets with Megan who asks for his help in clearing her fiance of murder charges. Starring JAMES GARNER and JAMES LUISI.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #34 - AstroOfficers Malloy and Reed receive directions from a police helicopter during a high speed chase of two robbery suspects.

9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC'


11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Sam leaps into the body of a member of a singing group who has to stop her friend from leaving school to make it as a singer.

12:00PM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Murder On IceQuincy and Emily's honeymoon at an isolated ski lodge turns into a nightmare when a judge's frozen dead body is found in his car.

1:00PM The Equalizer (R) M Unpunished CrimesThe Equalizer is hired to help an inventor whose design was stolen by a huge corporation headed by a ruthless executive.

2:00PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Sneaky, Thieving, Double-Crossing Dates From HellLeonard looks for consolation following a date gone awry, while Eddie can't resist a promiscuous stranger.

2:30PM Newsradio (R) PG NoiseJimmy worries about what all the stress at work is doing to Dave but his efforts to get Dave to relax backfire. Starring ANDY DICK.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Hooves & HarlotsTo avert a war between the Amazons and the Centaurs, Xena must discover who murdered the Amazon princess Terreis. Starring LUCY LAWLESS, RENEE O'CONNOR and DANIELLE CORMACK.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG The AppleAphrodite interferes in the plans for Thera and Epius's forthcoming wedding, so Hercules steps in to keep the peace.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG The Passion of the WickDrew comes up with a plan to open a retro store, and seeks a partnership with the now-wealthy Wick. However, all of Wick's funds come through his father-in-law, so Drew must help cover up Wick's affair or lose his financial backing. Starring DREW CAREY.

5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG I Can See For MilesKelso is ecstatic when Brooke asks him to be involved in her doctor's appointment for their upcoming baby, but he runs into a problem when he can't find his van. Guest starring Shannon Elizabeth. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON and TOPHER GRACE.


G Dress To Kill MeJim worries that Kyle is becoming a sissy when the boy insists on wearing a Cinderella costume for Halloween. Starring JIM BELUSHI.


PG The Bahamas - Part 2While at the Bahamas resort, Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island. Guest starring David Alan Grier. Also starring DAMON WAYANS.


Melbourne Tuesday, August 23, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Sally SimpsonRed's doctor is concerned about his blood pressure and sends a stress specialist to the house. Guest starring Alyson Hannigan. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER and LAURA PREPON.

7:30PM Mythbusters (R) 'CC'

PG Breaking Glass / Vacuum Cleaner Jet / Rolling StoneCan a singer break glass with just his or her voice? Is it possible to build an explosive jet engine out of vacuum-cleaner parts? Does a rolling stone truly gather no moss?

8:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' M No Chris Left BehindAfter Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter. Guest starring Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor. Also with the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN.


M Bully For SteveRoger announces that he is putting a portfolio together so he can study crime scene photography. Meanwhile, Stan follows Steve around for the day and discovers that Steve shies away from obstacles, so he decides to bully him. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL and RACHEL MACFARLANE.

9:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' COMPILE CONSISTS OF: FGUY6-017 FGUY6-018+**DOUBLE EPISODE**

M It Takes A Village Idiot And I Married One / Meet TheLois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front- runner until she tones down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds. Guest starring Carrie Fisher. Also with the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.


M An Incident At Owl CreekStan becomes the butt of all jokes following an embarrassing happening at the new neighbours' pool party. Humiliated, he fakes his family's death, and sneaks out of Langley Falls in the middle of the night to escape the shame. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE and SCOTT GRIMES.

11:00PM Scrubs (R) 'CC' M My Catalyst / My Porcelain GodWith the arrival of a visiting super doctor to the hospital, J.D. re-evaluates his mentor. Elliot finds herself questioning her career path and Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding. Guest starring Michael J. Fox. Also starring ZACH BRAFF and SARAH CHALKE.

12:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Leonard looks for consolation following a date gone awry, while Eddie can't resist a promiscuous stranger.

12:30AM Newsradio (R) PG Jimmy worries about what all the stress at work is doing to Dave but his efforts to get Dave to relax backfire. Starring ANDY DICK.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG An obsessed scientist coerces Steve Austin to use his bionic powers on the moon that are causing meteorological havoc on Earth.

2:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Sam leaps into the body of a member of a singing group who has to stop her friend from leaving school to make it as a singer.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG A series of rape-murders all appear to have been committed by the same man, who has managed to vanish each time without a clue.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Aphrodite interferes in the plans for Thera and Epius's forthcoming wedding, so Hercules steps in to keep the peace.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed receive directions from a police helicopter during a high speed chase of two robbery suspects.



Melbourne Wednesday, August 24, 2011

6:00AM Program to be advised Details to be advised

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Target: Steve AustinSteve Austin's 'honeymoon' with a beautiful woman is the bait to trap a mysterious crime group. Starring LEE MAJORS.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG Nice Guys Finish DeadJim and Lance White help Fred Beamer when he is charged with murder of a Senator while attending an awards banquet.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #14 - SwatOfficers Malloy and Reed must capture a sniper lodged atop a theatre building. Starring KENT MCCORD and MARTIN MILNER.



11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Ghost ShipSam leaps into the body of a co-pilot on a private plane that has to enter the Bermuda Triangle before one of the passengers dies.

12:00PM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Women Of ValorA small town doctor seeks Quincy's help when a highly competent midwife is accused of second degree murder.

1:00PM The Equalizer (R) M PretendersThe investigation of a reporter's reclusive neighbour unveils an assassination plot. Starring EDWARD WOODWARD.

2:00PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Your Number's UpEddie forgets to buy Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket.

2:30PM Newsradio (R) PG Flowers for MatthewJoe's new smart drink has amazing effects on Matthew's intelligence. Starring ANDY DICK, DAVE FOLEY and JOE ROGAN.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG The Black WolfXena goes undercover to aid a group of rebels following a shadowy leader known only as the Black Wolf. Starring LUCY LAWLESS.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG PromisesHercules and Iolaus come to the aid of King Beraeus, whose fiancee has been abducted by a mighty warrior. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG FinaleDrew persuades the very pregnant Kellie to marry him.

5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Won't Get Fooled AgainEric and Donna freak out when they think she is pregnant. When Kelso and Fez 'break up', everyone in the gang tries to console the unhappy couple and Suzi plots to reunite them. Guest starring Alyson Hannigan. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER.


G Father-Daughter DanceJim feels hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him. Starring JIM BELUSHI.


PG The RemodelRealising that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Junior and his new family, Jay insists that Michael have it remodelled. Starring DAMON WAYANS.


Melbourne Wednesday, August 24, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Baby Don't Do ItDonna and Eric go to pre-marital church counselling and lie about their love life. Police cadet Kelso gets a flare gun with disastrous results. Guest starring Shannon Elizabeth. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON, TOPHER GRACE and MILA KUNIS.

7:30PM Pimp My Ride 'CC' PG Xzibit and West Coast Customs take a 1995 Chevy Bel Air andtransforms it into a pimped out machine. Plus, Xzibit remakes a 1986 Toyota Wonderwagon that had gone to the dogs.

8:30PM Hardcore Pawn

M Crazy Cash / The Big BetIt's close encounters of the strange kind when Les is presented with an item that's alleged to communicate with aliens. Then, Seth squares off with a customer who flips out when she can't get earrings out of pawn. Plus, an ex- adult film star brings in a box of his biggest hits to the shop. And, Ashley is reduced to tears when she and Seth trade blows over a lost sale.

9:30PM American Pickers

PG Smooth Operators / Getting The BootThe guys make an incredible discovery guaranteed to impress their friend and NASCAR champion Ryan Newman. And, Mike and Frank have a field day scouring an incredible collection of one of their decorator clients. Starring MIKE WOLFE and FRANK FRITZ.

11:30PM Rude Tube

M We Salute YouFrom the outrageously wacky to the downright rude, see many of the internet's wonderful video offerings in one place.

12:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Your Number's UpEddie forgets to buy Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket.

12:30AM Newsradio (R) PG Flowers for MatthewJoe's new smart drink has amazing effects on Matthew's intelligence. Starring ANDY DICK, DAVE FOLEY and JOE ROGAN.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Target: Steve AustinSteve Austin's 'honeymoon' with a beautiful woman is the bait to trap a mysterious crime group. Starring LEE MAJORS.

2:00AM Home Shopping G Shopping program.

3:30AM Room For Improvement (R) 'CC'

G The team transforms an empty room into a spectacular modern kitchen for less than $7500.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG PromisesHercules and Iolaus come to the aid of King Beraeus, whose fiancee has been abducted by a mighty warrior. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #14 - SwatOfficers Malloy and Reed must capture a sniper lodged atop a theatre building. Starring KENT MCCORD and MARTIN MILNER.



Melbourne Thursday, August 25, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG The Cheshire ProjectSteve Austin investigates the mysterious disappearance of a top secret aircraft piloted by his girlfriend. Starring LEE MAJORS.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG The Hawaiian HeadacheJim is lured to Hawaii and tricked into helping his former Army commander with a CIA related investigation. Starring JAMES GARNER, JAMES LUISI, STUART MARGOLIN and NOAH BEERY.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #64 - Bottom of the BottleOfficers Malloy and Reed break up a barroom hassle, chase teenage speeders, and dodge shotgun blasts from a motorcyclist.

9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC'


11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Roberto!Sam leaps into the body of a TV talk show host in New Mexico to uncover the source of deadly gases being produced nearby.

12:00PM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Suffer The Little ChildrenWhen a child dies from neglect and abuse at a camp for orphans and foster children, Quincy and his wife work to have the camp closed.

1:00PM The Equalizer (R) M PreludeThe Equalizer must help a kidnapped journalist who almost exposed the crimes of a Latin dictator The Equalizer helped to power.

2:00PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Designing WomenAfter Malcolm and Eddie's apartment is robbed, an attractive interior decorator offers to redecorate. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

2:30PM Newsradio (R) PG Jail - Part 1Jimmy is accused of being the legendary hijacker, D.B. Cooper. Starring ANDY DICK, DAVE FOLEY and JOE ROGAN.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Beware of Greeks Bearing GiftsXena is summoned by the beautiful Helen of Troy to help end the bitter ten-year-long war between the Greeks and the Trojans.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG King For A DayIolaus pretends to be Prince Orestes on the day of his coronation, to prevent his brother seizing the throne. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG PilotDrew meets Mimi for the first time. Starring DREW CAREY.

5:30PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG Who Are YouJackie is upset when her mum returns to town after abandoning her. And now the Police Academy is gone, Kelso's being sent to another Academy out of town but his friends want him to reconsider. Guest starring Brooke Shields. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER.


G Plot TwistCheryl's mother wants Jim, Cheryl and the rest of the family to be buried in a family plot of her choosing. Starring JIM BELUSHI.


PG Michael Joins A GymThe same day that Michael realises he can't fit into his favourite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, Daryl, who hasn't changed since the last time Michael saw him. Starring DAMON WAYANS.


Melbourne Thursday, August 25, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG(S)

Man With MoneyDonna and Jackie are desperate to break up their parent's romance, so enlist Fez to help them. Kitty goes crazy when Red's heart monitor beeps whenever Pamela is around. Guest starring Brooke Shields. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER and LAURA PREPON.

7:30PM Swamp People

PG The Last BattleIt's the final two days of alligator season. There are still a lot of gators to catch, not the least of which is the big daddy of all cannibal gators, the one known as the 'Loch Ness Monster.' Meanwhile, Troy faces his ultimate nemesis, as other swampers race to end the season.

8:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC'

PG Shelter Island / Happily Ever After Ted and Stella's impromptu wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their ex’s. Meanwhile, Barney hopes to use Ted's wedding as a means to sleep with Robin again. Starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

9:30PM Operation Repo M From luxury boats and planes to expensive sports cars, if you can't make your payments, the Operation Repo team will find you! When it comes to recovering property from deadbeat owners, this colourful team will stop at nothing to get the job done.

10:30PM Jail M A man is taken out of the direct supervision area of booking and placed in a holding cell. A female is brought in who was combative during her arrest. And two men in a cell begin pounding on the glass and making faces at people in opening booking.

11:30PM Heliloggers

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Here Comes The FogThe Brittain River job has one more block to finish. Gord's team head back into camp to finish the job but problems start right away when they are fogged out and a mechanical problem with the helicopter causes them to shut down.

12:30AM Newsradio (R) PG Jail - Part 1Jimmy is accused of being the legendary hijacker, D.B. Cooper. Starring ANDY DICK, DAVE FOLEY and JOE ROGAN.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG The Cheshire ProjectSteve Austin investigates the mysterious disappearance of a top secret aircraft piloted by his girlfriend. Starring LEE MAJORS.

2:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Roberto!Sam leaps into the body of a TV talk show host in New Mexico to uncover the source of deadly gases being produced nearby.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) PG Suffer The Little ChildrenWhen a child dies from neglect and abuse at a camp for orphans and foster children, Quincy and his wife work to have the camp closed.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG King For A DayIolaus pretends to be Prince Orestes on the day of his coronation, to prevent his brother seizing the throne. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #64 - Bottom of the BottleOfficers Malloy and Reed break up a barroom hassle, chase teenage speeders, and dodge shotgun blasts from a motorcyclist.



Melbourne Friday, August 26, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Walk A Deadly WingSteve Austin risks his life as a wing walker to win the confidence of a Soviet defector who pilots a stunt plane in a flying circus. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.

7:30AM The Rockford Files (R) PG No Fault AffairRita Capkovic stays with Jim after she is beaten up by her pimp when she wants to find a new line of work. Starring JAMES GARNER.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #53 - ImpersonationA fight promoter claims an officer is on the take.

9:00AM NBC Today (R)'CC'


11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG(A)

It's A Wonderful LeapSam leaps into the body of a New York City cab driver who accidentally runs over his guardian angel. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

12:00PM Quincy M.E. (R) M An Act Of ViolenceQuincy gains a new perspective on the victims he autopsies when he becomes the victim of a violent mugging. Starring JACK KLUGMAN.

1:00PM The Equalizer (R) M NocturneThe Equalizer has to protect a blind girl who is pursued by the man who brutally assaulted her years before.

2:00PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Bullets Over Kansas CityNicolette's short story recasts Malcolm and his friends in the 1930s in Kansas City. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

2:30PM Newsradio (R) PG The Lam - Part 2As Jimmy heads for Dave's boyhood home to hide, Dave tries to recover evidence that will implicate him in the D.B. Cooper hijacking. Starring ANDY DICK, DAVE FOLEY and JOE ROGAN.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG(V)

Athens City Academy Of The Performing BardsGabrielle helps a young man regain confidence when auditioning for a spot at the Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Protean ChallengeIolaus and Hercules set out to prove their friend Thanis is innocent of stealing, but who is the real culprit? Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Miss RightThe best candidate for an available position at the store is an attractive female whom Drew likes, but if he hires her, company policy prohibits him from dating her. Starring DREW CAREY.


Do You Think It's AlrightDonna insists that Eric help her register for their wedding gifts. Eric is miserable until Red gives him some sound fatherly advice: choose a couple of ugly things until she decides it's easier to do it herself. Starring ASHTON KUTCHER and LAURA PREPON.


PG The HuntersJim hunts his own thanksgiving turkey to prove he's macho, but the hunter becomes the hunted. Starring JIM BELUSHI.


PG(S,D)

CelibacyWhen Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes. Starring DAMON WAYANS and TISHA CAMPBELL-MARTIN.


Melbourne Friday, August 26, 2011

7:00PM That '70s Show (R) 'CC' PG SubstituteEric invites a new guy to hang out with the gang, but he soon becomes a nuisance. When he starts to hit on Donna, Eric loses his patience. Then, Bob asks Pamela to move in with him. Guest starring Brooke Shields and Seth Green. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON, TOPHER GRACE and MILA KUNIS.

7:30PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC'

PG(S)

Not A Father's Day / Woooo!Barney creates a holiday to celebrate the fact that he's not a father. And Lily and Marshall consider having a baby, taking opposing advice from Ted and Robin. Guest starring Dan Laura, Lindsey Stoddart and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Also starring JOSH RADNOR and JASON SEGEL.

8:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' M Peter & Bill's Bogus JourneyPeter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill is inflicting bad influence on Peter. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and MILA KUNIS.


M(D)

Brains Brains & AutomobilesWhen Steve and Hayley go away for the summer, Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so she can spend time with Stan. When Roger moves out, Stan fears Francine will leave him once she discovers how boring he is. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE and SCOTT GRIMES.

9:30PM 7Mate Friday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2007)

MA(S,L,D)

Knocked UpAlison Scott is an up-an-coming entertainment journalist whose life is on the fast track. But it gets seriously derailed when a drunken one-nighter with slacker, Ben Stone, results in an unwanted pregnancy. Faced with the prospect of going it alone or getting to know the baby's father, Alison decides to give the lovable doof a chance. But she quickly discovers that building a relationship from scratch isn't nearly as easy as making a baby. Starring KATHERINE HEIGL, SETH ROGEN, PAUL RUDD, LESLIE MANN and JASON SEGEL.

12:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Bullets Over Kansas CityNicolette's short story recasts Malcolm and his friends in the 1930s in Kansas City. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER, EDDIE GRIFFIN, KAREN MALINA WHITE, CHRISTOPHER DANIEL BARNES and RON PEARSON.

12:30AM Newsradio (R) PG The Lam - Part 2As Jimmy heads for Dave's boyhood home to hide, Dave tries to recover evidence that will implicate him in the D.B. Cooper hijacking.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Walk A Deadly WingSteve Austin risks his life as a wing walker to win the confidence of a Soviet defector who pilots a stunt plane in a flying circus. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.


It's A Wonderful LeapSam leaps into the body of a New York City cab driver who accidentally runs over his guardian angel. Starring SCOTT BAKULA.

3:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) M An Act Of ViolenceQuincy gains a new perspective on the victims he autopsies when he becomes the victim of a violent mugging. Starring JACK KLUGMAN.

4:00AM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG(V)

Athens City Academy Of The Performing BardsGabrielle helps a young man regain confidence when auditioning for a spot at the Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

5:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Protean ChallengeIolaus and Hercules set out to prove their friend Thanis is innocent of stealing, but who is the real culprit? Starring KEVIN SORBO.


Melbourne Saturday, August 27, 2011

6:00AM 2011 AFL Premiership Season (R) 'CC'

Rnd 23: Fremantle vs CollingwoodBorn-again Magpie Chris Tarrant returns to previous home Paterson’s Stadium for a top 8 clash. It's a blockbuster for both sides as the Magpies battle for top spot and the Dockers play for a finals spot.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #24 - A Rare OccasionPressing police work interrupts what starts out to be a romantic evening for Officer Malloy. Starring KENT MCCORD.




Moments To LiveSam leaps into the body of a soap opera star who plays a doctor on a popular show and is kidnapped by a woman who won a date with him.

12:00PM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) G Mika HakkinenMika Hakkinen was an early starter, winning his first Karting Championship at the age of nine. See the 'Flying Finn's' unstoppable progress through the lower ranks of to his Formula One debut in 1991. Narrated by

1:00PM Zoom TV

G Zoom TV explores everything that drives, flies and floats; focusing on their functions, versatility and of course, reliability.

1:30PM Car Sharks (R)

PG Wolves V Aston Villa Fans / Drag Queens V BuildersIn this new show, two teams of contestants are given an old car, 500 British pounds and five days to completely transform it.

2:30PM Fifth Gear (R)

PG An exciting and informative motoring magazine programme.

3:30PM Monster Garage (R)

PG Switchblade / White Trash TruckJesse and his team are challenged to turn a 1990 Mustang GT con convertible into a monster mower. Starring JESSE JAMES.


Squeeze BoxHelping Pamela move, Red and Hyde accidentally catch her topless while she's changing. Donna's upset to learn that Eric secretly dated someone else while they were broken up. Guest starring Brooke Shields. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER and LAURA PREPON.


G Poking The BearCheryl's gynaecologist forbids her from having sex with Jim until the time is right to get pregnant, and Jim eats crow in order to win a huge account from a potential client. Guest starring Tom Arnold. Also starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:30PM Superships

**NEW**

PG Eirik Raude - Oil Patch ExplorerThe extreme engineering and science behind the world's largest self-propelled, semi-submersible, all- weather oil-drilling rigs.


Melbourne Saturday, August 27, 2011

7:30PM Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC'

PG Blow OutWithin minutes of take off, the crew and passengers aboard British Airways flight 111 know something is terribly wrong. In the cockpit, disaster strikes when the windshield is blown out along with the pilot. The co-pilot is in a desperate situation, he's never flown the plane before, the sound of the wind is deafening and he can't hear the replies from air traffic controllers who are trying to help. The battle is on to land the plane and avoids tragedy. The ensuing investigation uses novel methods to uncover the cause of the disaster and reveals an alarming situation in the maintenance hangar of one of the world's largest airlines.

8:30PM Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC'

PG Fire Fight - Air Canada 797In June of 1983, a small mechanical problem at the back of an Air Canada DC-9 quickly turned into an all-out emergency ten kilometres in the air. The pilot had no choice but to attempt an emergency landing at a nearby airport. The plane burst into flames 90 seconds after it hit the runway killing 23 people. How did the fire start? Investigation into the air crash would struggle to find answers.

9:30PM 7Mate Friday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2003)

AV(V,L)

Once Upon A Time In MexicoHaunted and scarred by tragedy, El Mariachi has retreated into a life of isolation. He is forced out of hiding when Sands, a corrupt CIA agent, recruits the reclusive hero to sabotage an assassination plot against the president of Mexico, which has been conceived by the evil cartel kingpin Barrillo. But El Mariachi also has his own reasons for returning - blood revenge. The desperado returns with his two trusted sidekicks Lorenzo and Fideo. And the legend of El Mariachi reaches new heights of excitement and adventure. Starring ANTONIO BANDERAS, SALMA HAYEK, JOHNNY DEPP, MICKEY ROURKE, EVA MENDES, DANNY TREJO and ENRIQUE IGLESIAS.

11:40PM Unsolved Mysteries (R) M Follow the story of a murdered man with his missing girlfriend as a suspect. Then, many UFO sightings have occurred since the last total solar eclipse, followed by a ladies man who steals money from women after holding them hostage and abusing them.

12:35AM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC' M Simpson Rd / Southern MotorwayThe morning drive to work for two West Auckland factory workers ends in tragedy on Simpson Road in Ranui

1:00AM Quincy M.E. (R) M Nowhere To Run / A Matter Of PrincipleA pregnant teenage girl jumps off a cliff and the police feel they have a motive for murder: her boyfriend the prime suspect. Starring JACK KLUGMAN and ROBERT ITO.

3:00AM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) G Mika Hakkinen was an early starter, winning his first Karting Championship at the age of nine. See the 'Flying Finn's' unstoppable progress through the lower ranks of to his Formula One debut in 1991.


Moments To LiveSam leaps into the body of a soap opera star who plays a doctor on a popular show and is kidnapped by a woman who won a date with him. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Log #24 - A Rare OccasionPressing police work interrupts what starts out to be a romantic evening for Officer Malloy. Starring KENT MCCORD.



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