white coller

7/29/2019 White Coller

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100:00:00,001 --> 00:00:06,380Fixed a lot of errors, splittingsome lines: Xenzai[NEF]

200:00:17,470 --> 00:00:20,200White CollarSeason 01 Episode 01

300:01:54,550 --> 00:01:55,900Convicted: Bond Forgery

400:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,590Suspected: CounterfeitingSuspected: Securities Fraud

500:01:57,604 --> 00:01:59,390Suspected: Art TheftSuspected: Racketeering

600:02:25,460 --> 00:02:27,090How are you doing, man?

700:02:27,140 --> 00:02:29,120- Good, how are you doing?- I'm fine.

800:02:31,070 --> 00:02:32,680Only 5 bucks,man.

900:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,300I'll give you $3.

1000:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,060Sir!

1100:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,590Take good care of her.I'll be back in a month.

1200:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,900Thank you, sir.

1300:03:32,530 --> 00:03:35,420Drop. Three.

1400:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,850


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Drop. Two.

1500:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,150- Drop. Four.- All pins down.

1600:04:04,260 --> 00:04:05,970Preparing to open.

1700:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,3503 - 2 - 4. Wait!

1800:04:26,690 --> 00:04:27,510What happened?

1900:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,740I said wait. You didn't wait.

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00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:34,72010,000 man-hours to get this close tothe Dutchman, and you blow up my evidence.

2100:04:34,870 --> 00:04:36,650Agent Burke, how did youknow it was gonna do that?

2200:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,3103 - 2 - 4.

2300:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,400What's it spell?

2400:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,360- "FBI."-Yeah, "FBI."

2500:04:46,410 --> 00:04:47,750Apparently, he knew we were coming.

2600:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,650You think so, Copernicus?

2700:04:50,060 --> 00:04:54,280Somebody want to tell me whatthis is? Huh? Anybody?

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00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:56,420Nobody knows what it is?Great.

2900:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,730Look at you.

3000:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,960How many of you went to Harvard?

3100:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,750Don't raise your hands. Don't.

3200:05:04,230 --> 00:05:06,040Ah, Diana. Look at this.

3300:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,480Apparently, our boy hasa sense of humor.

3400:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,430What?

3500:05:11,490 --> 00:05:14,010Neal Caffrey escaped.

3600:05:15,270 --> 00:05:16,100What's this?

3700:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,060U.S. Marshals arerequesting your help.

3800:05:18,140 --> 00:05:21,420- My help?- Director Thompson asked for you personally.

3900:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,850Me? Why would he want me?

4000:05:22,950 --> 00:05:25,690Probably because you're theonly one who ever caught him.

4100:05:25,830 --> 00:05:30,060Peter Burke - F.B.I.White Collar Crime Unit, NYC


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4200:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,160Agent Burke.

4300:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,610I'm Thompson, U.S. Marshals.

4400:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,190- Appreciate the help. You were the case agent.- Yes, I was.

4500:05:38,230 --> 00:05:40,400So you'll agree that thisis an unusual situation.

4600:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,050Why would Neal run with threemonths left on a four-year sentence?

4700:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,500That's what we're wondering.

4800:05:44,570 --> 00:05:46,020This is warden Haskley.

4900:05:46,130 --> 00:05:47,490Agent Burke, FBI.

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00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:49,360You're the guy whodropped the ball.

5100:05:49,490 --> 00:05:51,480You, of all people, should knowwhat Neal Caffrey's capable of.

5200:05:51,540 --> 00:05:55,420I know I spent three years of my life chasinghim and you let him walk out the front door.

5300:05:55,490 --> 00:05:59,480Gentlemen, might I remind you thatCaffrey has a four-hour head start?

5400:06:02,410 --> 00:06:05,800Caffrey came out of the E-blockstaff bathroom dressed as a guard.


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5500:06:06,050 --> 00:06:09,350- Where'd he get the uniform?- Uniform supply company on the internet.

5600:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,490He used a credit card?

5700:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,080He used my wife's american express.

5800:06:14,180 --> 00:06:16,960We're tracing the numberin case he uses it again.

5900:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,300He won't.

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00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:26,740Hey, pretty boy!

6100:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,090How did he get thekey cards for the gate?

6200:06:30,150 --> 00:06:33,990We think he restriped a utilitycard, using the record head on that.

6300:06:38,990 --> 00:06:41,090You should have givenhim a cd player.

6400:06:43,980 --> 00:06:48,520He walked out the front door, hot-wireda maintenance truck in the parking lot.

6500:06:48,620 --> 00:06:50,790We found it abandoned

near the airport.

6600:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,830We beefed up security just incase he tries to get out that way.

6700:06:53,920 --> 00:06:58,750We're not gonna catch Caffrey


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using roadblocks and wanted posters.

6800:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,470He shaved his beardjust before he escaped.

6900:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,070Neal doesn't have a beard.

7000:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,280The inmates are photographed eachmorning as they exit their cells.

7100:07:20,330 --> 00:07:21,820I hardly recognize him.

7200:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,870I think that's the point.

7300:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,390- This morning?- Yes.

7400:07:25,470 --> 00:07:27,240Run the series back.

7500:07:32,860 --> 00:07:33,930Stop.

7600:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,920That's it...When he stopped shaving.

7700:07:41,190 --> 00:07:43,660I want to know everythingthat happened that day.

7800:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,230He had a visitor.

7900:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,050Kate Moreau. Know her?

8000:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,610Yeah. I do.

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00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,400- No audio?- No.

8200:08:06,170 --> 00:08:09,010She comes back every weeklike clockwork.

8300:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,430She's not thrilledabout this visit.

8400:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,910How soon can we get alip-reader in here?

8500:08:24,980 --> 00:08:26,350I'll save you the trouble.

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00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:33,250"Adios, Neal. It's been real."Did she come back next week?

8700:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,690She never came back.

8800:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,930Okay. Let's find Kate.

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00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,150I see Kate moved out.

9000:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,330She leave you a message in that?

9100:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,300The bottle is the message.

9200:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,050

It's been a while.

9300:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,770Yeah.

9400:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,480A few years, give or take.


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9500:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,780You carrying?

9600:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,560You know I don't like guns.

9700:09:21,670 --> 00:09:26,220They ask me, what makes a guy like you pulla boneheaded escape with four months to go?

9800:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,860I guess you figured it out.

9900:09:31,520 --> 00:09:37,020Kate says "Adios" to you at prison,then gets busy with her disappearing act.

10000:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,820

Her trail ends here.

10100:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,040But you already know that.

10200:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,130I missed her by two days.

10300:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,170Still... It only took you a month

and a half to escape a supermax.

10400:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,090Damn impressive.

10500:09:58,090 --> 00:09:58,930- All clear. Subject identified and unarmed.- Roger that.

10600:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,900

Are we surrounded? How many?

10700:10:01,980 --> 00:10:05,270Including my agentsand the marshals?

10800:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,530All of them, I think.


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10900:10:09,060 --> 00:10:11,190What's the message?

11000:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,700"Goodbye".

11100:10:16,380 --> 00:10:18,020"Women".

11200:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,810They're gonna give you anotherfour years for this, you know.

11300:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,500I don't care.

11400:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,620

That's the same suit you werewearing the last time you arrested me.

11500:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,810Classics never go out of style.

11600:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,790You know what this is?

11700:10:50,860 --> 00:10:51,950

No idea.

11800:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,800I got it from a case I wassupposed to be working on -

11900:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,040- before they yankedme off to find you.

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00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,070You think you'll catch him?

12100:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,160Don't know.

12200:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,260He's good.


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12300:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,530Maybe as good as you.

12400:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,070What's it worth if Itell you what this is?

12500:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,130- Is it worth a meeting?- What are you talking about?

12600:11:11,170 --> 00:11:15,680If I tell you what this is right now, will youagree to meet me back in prison in one week?

12700:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,620- Just a meeting.- Okay.

12800:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,140It's a security fiber forthe new canadian $100 bill.

12900:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,000Put your hands whereI can see them.

13000:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,940

- Let's go.- One week.

13100:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,690Got him.

13200:11:45,410 --> 00:11:47,690What's got the belt-and-suspenderboys all riled up?

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00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,770- You.- Me? What'd I do?

13400:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,060Caffrey was right.

13500:11:51,170 --> 00:11:55,270


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That stuff from the bank vault --security fibers for the new canadian 100.

13600:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,680I'll be damned.

13700:11:58,690 --> 00:12:01,080Apparently, the formulationis still classified.

13800:12:01,150 --> 00:12:04,640The Canadian Secret Service is verycurious to know how you figured it out.

13900:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,870- This should be fun.- You may have started an international incident.

14000:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,480

How did you know?Come on, Peter.

14100:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,190It's what I do.

14200:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,270How upset were the canadians?

14300:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,520

Oh, very.

14400:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,030Well, as upsetas canadians can get.

14500:12:21,100 --> 00:12:25,240All right, so, I agreed toa meeting. We're meeting.

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00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:28,430I know why you callhim "the Dutchman".

14700:12:28,910 --> 00:12:32,990Like the ghost ship, he disappearswhenever you get close.

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00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,860How do you know anythingabout him?

14900:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,220You know my life.You don't think I know yours?

15000:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,590- Did you get the birthday cards?- Nice touch.

15100:12:40,670 --> 00:12:44,000You've been after the Dutchmanalmost as long as you were after me.

15200:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,320I'll help you catch him.

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00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,940Really? Really? How...How does that work?

15400:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,250You want to be prison pen pals?

15500:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,390You can get me out of here.

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00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,430There's case law, precedent.

15700:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,420I can be released into your custody.

15800:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,470Nice.This is...This is very nice.

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00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,130But you're right--I do know you.

16000:13:08,210 --> 00:13:11,460And I know the second you're out,you'll take off after Kate.

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00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:14,880Peter... I am not gonna run.

16200:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,930GPS tracking anklet.

16300:13:16,990 --> 00:13:19,380The new ones are tamper-proof,never been skipped on.

16400:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,650There's always a first time.

16500:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,960Think about it.

16600:13:24,010 --> 00:13:27,440Sorry, Neal. Nice try.

16700:13:37,690 --> 00:13:40,000Lights out, Bobby.Shut 'em down.

16800:13:40,780 --> 00:13:44,400Neal,yo u got toturn that off.

16900:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,270Caffrey:Get one more minute,Bobby?

17000:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,140Okay,one more minute.

17100:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,530Is it midnight yet?

17200:13:49,610 --> 00:13:52,520Yeah, it's midnight.

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00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,910Shut up, bitch!

17400:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,690You coming to bed tonight?

17500:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,310Yeah.


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17600:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,770What's wrong?

17700:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,550Nothing.

17800:15:10,470 --> 00:15:13,630Oh, don't tell meit's Neal Caffrey.

17900:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,940I've been competingwith him for three years.

18000:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,530He'd be out today.

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00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,730You considering his offer?

18200:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,110Of course you are,or you'd be in bed with me.

18300:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,880Can he help you find him?

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00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,700Neal's smart.

18500:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,550You know how much I like smart.

18600:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,280Is he as smart as those IVY leagueco-eds they throw at you?

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00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,960He's almost as brilliant asthe woman I married.

18800:15:36,050 --> 00:15:38,030Ooh, good answer.

18900:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,940


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So, what's the problem?

19000:15:40,010 --> 00:15:42,570This is not the wayit's supposed to go.

19100:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,870You get caught, you do your time.

19200:15:44,910 --> 00:15:49,420There's more to this -- moreto this than some lost love.

19300:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,970Some side angle he's playing.

19400:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,230So you're suggesting heescapes a maximum-security prison,

19500:15:54,280 --> 00:16:00,140knowing full well that you'd catch him, just sohe could trick you into letting him out again?

19600:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,420- It's a working theory.- Yeah. Keep working.

19700:16:04,620 --> 00:16:08,120

Is it so hard for you to believe a manwould do that for the woman he loves?

19800:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,880Neal just bought himself fourmore years in prison. For what?

19900:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,870"For what"?

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00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:17,590If you were Neal,you wouldn't have run for me?

20100:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,360Let me see it.

20200:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,730


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You understand how this works?

20300:16:34,810 --> 00:16:38,540Yeah, I'm being released into the custodyof the FBI under your supervision.

20400:16:38,740 --> 00:16:41,120I let this thing chafe myleg. Anything I'm missing?

20500:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,790Yeah. If you runa nd I catch you,

20600:16:42,830 --> 00:16:47,640which you know I will because I'm2-0, you're not back here for four years.

20700:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,990You're back here for good.

20800:16:50,060 --> 00:16:53,010You're gonna be temptedtolook for Kate. Don't.

20900:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,620I told you --the bottle meant "Goodbye".

21000:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,030

Then leave it at that.

21100:16:57,070 --> 00:16:59,030This is a temporary situation.

21200:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,460Help me catch the Dutchman,we can make it permanent.

21300:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,370

Where are we headed?

21400:17:06,470 --> 00:17:08,060Your new home.

21500:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,980This is Neal Caffrey.My office called earlier.


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21600:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,850There you go... snake eyes.

21700:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,790Thank you.

21800:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,420Can I talk to you for a second?

21900:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,060Hang on. A little farther down.

22000:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,340Do I have to stay here?

22100:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,950Cowboy up, all right?

22200:17:35,020 --> 00:17:39,480It cost $700 a month to house you onthe inside, so that's what it costs here.

22300:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,960For the money,this is as good as it gets.

22400:17:42,030 --> 00:17:44,400

You find something better, take it.

22500:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,410What about clothes?I'm wearing my entire wardrobe.

22600:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,770You like thrift stores.

22700:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,640

There's one at the end of the block.

22800:17:49,730 --> 00:17:53,480No, don't start. No protests. Thisis what you wanted, isn't it? Huh?

22900:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,310Look it. It's ni...


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Oh, look at her.

23000:17:55,370 --> 00:17:58,040You don't get that inprison, do you? No,not at all.

23100:17:58,190 --> 00:18:03,670Listen, your tracking anklet is set up so thatyou can go anywhere within 2 miles of this place.

23200:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,410Here's your homework.

23300:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,520Remember-- 2 miles.

23400:18:10,150 --> 00:18:11,900I'll see you at 7:00 A.M.

23500:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,380I've come to donate these.

23600:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,490Men's suits.

23700:18:38,730 --> 00:18:40,340Those are fantastic.

23800:18:40,730 --> 00:18:44,040They belonged to mylate husband -- Byron.

23900:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,380He really did have greattaste in clothes.

24000:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,690May I? Thank you.

24100:18:52,370 --> 00:18:53,580This is a devore.

24200:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,580Yes. He won it from Sy himself.

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00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,350- Won it?- He beat him at a backdoor draw.

24400:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,090Your husband played pokerwith Sy Devore?

24500:19:02,170 --> 00:19:05,090He certainly did.And so did I.

24600:19:05,180 --> 00:19:06,420- No.- Yes.

24700:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,280The guys would even let mesit in once in a while on a hand.

24800:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,340And I was good.

24900:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,500I' m glad to seeyou appreciate these.

25000:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,650I was hoping someone would.

25100:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,320I've got a wholecloset full of them.

25200:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,740A whole closet?

25300:19:20,810 --> 00:19:26,700Well, actually, it's a guest room, but,uh, but Ihaven't used it for anything except storage for years.

25400:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,540Byron used to wear thatone whenever we went dancing.

25500:19:32,600 --> 00:19:37,490The neighborhood was... let'ssay it was much nicer then.


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25600:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,520You live nearby?

25700:19:39,570 --> 00:19:41,320Not far.

25800:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,830I'm here for Caffrey, room 11.

25900:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,900Oh, yeah, yeah.

26000:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,550Snake eyes.

26100:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,110Nice guy.

26200:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,770Left you a note.

26300:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,220Dear Peter. I have moved 1.6 miles.87 Risverside. Love XOXO. Neal

26400:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,850You've got to be kidding me.

26500:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,310Good day.

26600:20:25,570 --> 00:20:27,310Thank you.

26700:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,090I think I have the wrong address.

26800:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,860You must be Peter.

26900:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,230I'm looking for Neal Caffrey.

27000:20:35,620 --> 00:20:38,220


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He's upstairs.

27100:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,320- you're early.- We're shagging a lead at the airport.

27200:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,150We got a hit on "Snow White".

27300:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,770Snow White.

27400:20:59,870 --> 00:21:04,480The phrase you decoded from a suspectedDutchman communique? To Barcelona.

27500:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,170You moved.

27600:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,560Yeah. It's nicer than theother place, don't you think?

27700:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,530Yeah. I don't remember theother place having a view.

27800:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,990I went to the thrift store,

like you suggested.

27900:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,820- And June...- Lady with the dog. We met.

28000:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,820...Was donating herlate husband's clothes.

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00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,390We hit it off. She hadan extra guest room.

28200:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,160You said if I found a nicer placefor the same price, I should take it.

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00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,430I did say that.

28400:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,860All this for $700?

28500:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,490Yep. But I help outaround the place.

28600:21:31,530 --> 00:21:32,990Oh, sure. Feed the dog.

28700:21:33,060 --> 00:21:34,760Yeah. Wash the jag.

28800:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,550Watch her granddaughter fromtime to time.

28900:21:36,610 --> 00:21:38,590She's got you baby sitting?

29000:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,330How's it going?

29100:21:48,420 --> 00:21:50,150Morning, Neal.

29200:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,690- Grand daughter?- She's an art student.

29300:21:52,930 --> 00:21:54,430Unbelievable.

29400:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,820Go get dressed.

29500:22:02,620 --> 00:22:03,910You mind?

29600:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,590Hey, grandma.

29700:22:10,860 --> 00:22:13,250


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Good morning, Cindy.

29800:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,130It's perfect.

29900:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,430Even the freakin' coffeeis perfect.

30000:22:23,770 --> 00:22:25,590That's not jewelryon his ankle, you know.

30100:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,100He's a felon.

30200:22:28,260 --> 00:22:30,550So was Byron.

30300:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,460you look like a cartoon.

30400:22:48,550 --> 00:22:52,110This is classic rat pack.This is a devore.

30500:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,400Sorry, Dino.

30600:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,720Will you stop with the hat?

30700:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,580Come on. Let's go.

30800:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,020You're upset.

309

00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:04,820- Sour grapes.- What was that?

31000:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,710Look, you tell me which rule I broke,and I will thumb it back to prison myself.

311


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00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,930For starters...mm-hmm?

31200:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,810I work hard. I do my job well.

31300:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,790And I don't have a $10 millionview of Manhattan -

31400:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,840- that I share with a 22-year-oldart student while we sip espresso.

31500:23:21,930 --> 00:23:23,200Why not?

31600:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,450Why not?

31700:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,420Because I'm not supposed to.

31800:23:26,470 --> 00:23:29,860The amount of work I do equalscertain things in the real world.

31900:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,410Not cappuccino in the clouds.

32000:23:32,470 --> 00:23:34,680Look, I will find out where June buys hercoffee if it's that important to you.

32100:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,430- It's not about the coffee.- I think it is.

32200:23:36,470 --> 00:23:38,190

No, it's not.

32300:23:41,890 --> 00:23:43,470This is what gets you into trouble.

32400:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,600This is the start of thosesomething-for-nothing schemes, -


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32500:23:46,610 --> 00:23:49,870- that lead to the fraudsthat got you locked up.

32600:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,880I think it's somesort of italian roast.

32700:23:54,970 --> 00:23:57,170Get in the car.

32800:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,020- Okay. Who's that?- That's Diana.

32900:24:09,110 --> 00:24:10,670Diana is my probie.

33000:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,130- Probie?- Probationary agent.

33100:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,500She does everything I don'T.

33200:24:14,530 --> 00:24:17,600She's very good at her job,and she can do way better than you.

33300:24:19,220 --> 00:24:21,630You must be Neal Caffrey.

33400:24:21,980 --> 00:24:23,350Nice hat.

33500:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,230- What have we got?- His name's Tony Field.

33600:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,720Customs flagged him coming in fromspain in response to our snow white bolo.

33700:24:29,830 --> 00:24:30,940Customs playing nice?


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33800:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,960The usual chest-pounding...He's in their custody, not ours.

33900:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,460Less paperwork for me.What's he carrying?

34000:24:36,570 --> 00:24:38,380Oh, you're gonna love this.

34100:24:43,330 --> 00:24:47,270"Blanca Nievesy Los Siete Enanos"?

34200:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,280"Snow white andher seven little men."

34300:24:49,330 --> 00:24:51,870This is what triggered our alert?

34400:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,560What do we know about this guy?

34500:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,140Says he's a rare-book dealer.

346

00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,750Anything wrong with his paperwork?

34700:24:56,820 --> 00:25:00,030No. He brought in the same books in thesame quantity on three previous trips.

34800:25:00,090 --> 00:25:02,120He declared them each time.

349

00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:04,810All right, Dino.Are we wasting our time?

35000:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,940They're not limited runs or specialeditions. Can't be worth much.

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00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,820So why go to all thetrouble of flying them in?

35200:25:09,830 --> 00:25:10,550Good question.

35300:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,270He sure is nervous for havingall the right paperwork.

35400:25:13,370 --> 00:25:15,690- I want to talk to him.- I'll set it up.

35500:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,730Hey, boss, I'm grabbing somecoffee. You want some?

356

00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,620Yeah. Anything, but decaf.

35700:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,560Diana, I'll take mine straight.

35800:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,610Neal, the coffee shop's outside.

35900:25:24,420 --> 00:25:26,160

You are way out of your league.

36000:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,230Oh, harmless flirting.It's like a dance.

36100:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,070Ah, there is no dance.

36200:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,770

You're not evenon her dance card.

36300:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,790No dancing for you.

36400:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,290Um, she digs the hat.


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36500:25:35,370 --> 00:25:38,060Um, she'd ratherbe wearing the hat.

36600:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,370Peter Burke, FBI.

36700:25:50,450 --> 00:25:51,870FBI?

36800:25:51,970 --> 00:25:53,650Oh, they're reallykicking it up a notch.

36900:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,200So, you're a book dealer.

370

00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:00,380Yes. Well, as I have toldeveryone here,

37100:26:00,460 --> 00:26:04,600repeatedly, my business is theimportand sale of rare books.

37200:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,090How rare can they be?You've got 600 of them.

37300:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,560Would you like me to goto the crime lab?

37400:26:08,630 --> 00:26:10,410Help you dust for fingerprints?

37500:26:10,490 --> 00:26:13,340I get it.'Cause I'm telling

you how to do your job.

37600:26:13,860 --> 00:26:16,850So, "Snow white"...In spanish?

37700:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,910Snow white was not


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created by Disney, detective.

37800:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,130There are a few stories thatpredate "Steamboat Willie."

37900:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,620I'm a federal agent.

38000:26:24,730 --> 00:26:28,250And you mean folklore ofthe virginally pure queen?

38100:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,220Like Alexander Pushkin's "Tale of thewhite princess and the seven knights"?

38200:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,210Is that what you mean?

38300:26:37,370 --> 00:26:39,570What are the books for?

38400:26:45,130 --> 00:26:47,940I'd appreciate it if youdidn't talk to my client.

38500:26:48,050 --> 00:26:50,350Constitution and all.

38600:26:53,030 --> 00:26:55,570Were you chasing the ambulance,or did they give you a ride?

38700:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,070Huh? You must have thumbed it.

38800:27:07,530 --> 00:27:08,900No dance, huh?

38900:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,260Not for you.

39000:27:10,330 --> 00:27:12,280I thought the FBI had a policy.

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00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,280That's the military.We don't ask. We don't care.

39200:27:14,470 --> 00:27:16,600Where's the customs inspector?

39300:27:17,140 --> 00:27:18,970Neal was right.The books aren't worth much.

39400:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,620You could pick them up fora few dollars on ebay.

39500:27:21,830 --> 00:27:24,200Hey, why didn't you tellme the guy lawyered up?

396

00:27:24,270 --> 00:27:26,410The second he makes thatcall, I can't talk to him.

39700:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,180He didn't call anybody.

39800:27:27,290 --> 00:27:30,200Then how did hislawyer know that...

39900:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,260I need paramedics in here now!

40000:27:40,340 --> 00:27:42,070Nobody frisked the lawyer?!

40100:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,320God!

402

00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,720We've got a dead book dealer, a killerlawyer, and a bunch of worthless books.

40300:27:50,990 --> 00:27:52,740All right. Come on.

40400:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,180


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As a reformed professional counterfeiter,what is the Dutchman's interest in these?

40500:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,820Published 1944 in madrid.

40600:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,250This is what he's after.

40700:28:09,050 --> 00:28:10,160The top sheet?

40800:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,320More than that. This is a pieceof 1944 spanish press parchment.

40900:28:14,380 --> 00:28:16,560- That's what he wanted.- Good. This is good.

41000:28:16,650 --> 00:28:19,820He's gonna counterfeit something thatwas originally printedon paper like that?

41100:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,660That's what I would do.

41200:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,630Tony made three

prior shipments with these.

41300:28:25,670 --> 00:28:27,570Two blank pages per bookis 600 sheets.

41400:28:27,610 --> 00:28:30,580Too many for paintings,not enough for currency.

415

00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:33,970I bet our dead book dealer knew.

41600:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,320Diana, where's that wallet?

41700:28:35,370 --> 00:28:36,900It's right here.


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41800:28:42,690 --> 00:28:44,240This is where he went thedaybefore he left for spain.

41900:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,820The National Archives.

42000:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,480Yeah, I do remember him.

42100:28:47,550 --> 00:28:51,030He came by several monthsago and then again last week.

42200:28:51,110 --> 00:28:53,470This is what he came to see.

423

00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:57,720The spanish victory bond.

42400:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,810He took severalphotographs of it.

42500:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,530Said he was gonna write a book.It's a shame he's dead.

42600:29:03,630 --> 00:29:07,190This bond does have afascinating history.

42700:29:07,410 --> 00:29:08,450It's a Goya.

42800:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,500Yes. Beautiful, isn't it?

42900:29:14,510 --> 00:29:16,070Oh, look at that.

43000:29:16,190 --> 00:29:18,630A perfect fit.

43100:29:18,690 --> 00:29:21,730


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You're starting toearn your $700 a month.

43200:29:22,690 --> 00:29:24,830You said it hada fascinating history.

43300:29:24,870 --> 00:29:26,380Quite. It was issuedduring the war.

43400:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,580- 1944.- Yes.

43500:29:28,610 --> 00:29:33,450Yeah, the U.S. Issued it to support the spanishunderground in their battle against the axis.

436

00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:35,390Very few have ever been redeemed.

43700:29:35,410 --> 00:29:37,790There's speculation thatentire boxes were captured, -

43800:29:37,799 --> 00:29:40,580- and many of them are still hiddenaway in the caves of Altamira.

43900:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,870Whole boxes of these?

44000:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,100Yeah.

44100:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,000Boy, that would be something,wouldn't it?

44200:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,330This is the only surviving copy.

44300:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,910Except it's a forgery.

44400:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,390


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No. That's not possible.

44500:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,340What are you talking about?

44600:29:56,380 --> 00:30:00,030It's the ink. This is iron-gal dyemixed tomatch period colors, but it hasn't dried yet.

44700:30:00,060 --> 00:30:02,450You can still smellthe gum arabic.

44800:30:06,890 --> 00:30:10,300Uh, no. This has been here since 1952.

44900:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,520It's been hereless than a week.

45000:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,340Okay. Tony makes two trips.

45100:30:17,410 --> 00:30:19,610The first time, he takesa picture of the bond.

45200:30:19,670 --> 00:30:25,210His second trip in, he steals theoriginal and replaces it with this copy.

45300:30:25,270 --> 00:30:26,600Can we confirm that?

45400:30:26,660 --> 00:30:29,500The timed ink-identification testputs the age of the bond at -

45500:30:29,510 --> 00:30:32,590- approximately six days,

which coincides with tony's visit.

45600:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,370We're pulling surveillancevideo to back it up.

45700:30:34,390 --> 00:30:38,410Good. So the question is, why go to the


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trouble of making a really nice forgery,

45800:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,890on the right kind of paper, justto stick it back in the archives?

45900:30:42,940 --> 00:30:45,330Is the bond still negotiable?

46000:30:46,370 --> 00:30:48,710It's a zero option,so it never expires.

46100:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,990What's it worth?$1,000 face value.

46200:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,430Drawing 9% interest.

46300:30:52,490 --> 00:30:54,620Compounded for 64 years.

46400:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,700$ 248,000.

46500:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,040What he said.

46600:31:01,110 --> 00:31:03,230Quarter of a million.Not chump change.

46700:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,600And he's got600 sheets of the stuff.

46800:31:08,510 --> 00:31:11,380$ 150 million.

Give or take.

46900:31:12,770 --> 00:31:15,070He'd be a rich man ifhe could pass them off.

47000:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,710But it still doesn't tell us whyhe would


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take out the real bond and put in a forgery.

47100:31:23,710 --> 00:31:25,890I think it does.

47200:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,370What if he claimed hefound boxes of the original bonds?

47300:31:30,470 --> 00:31:32,400Dragged them out of those cavesin spain.

47400:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,710Yeah. How would they be authenticated?

47500:31:33,780 --> 00:31:36,910They'd be taken to the archives andcompared to the original.

47600:31:36,970 --> 00:31:39,070Which he's already switchedout with one of his own copies.

47700:31:39,090 --> 00:31:40,840So of course they're gonna match.

47800:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,900Oh, this is good.This is really good.

47900:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,510All right. Let's think about this.

48000:31:50,670 --> 00:31:52,610It's Elizabeth.

48100:31:58,710 --> 00:32:03,070Would you believe me if I said I waspulling up right in front of the house now?

48200:32:03,140 --> 00:32:05,920You lost track of time.It happens.

48300:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,380I hope you didn't make dinner.


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48400:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,930Did you forget who you married?

48500:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,520I am smarter than that.

48600:32:13,030 --> 00:32:15,310So, how's Neal doing?Satchmo.

48700:32:15,390 --> 00:32:16,610He met Diana.

48800:32:16,730 --> 00:32:20,200Oh, a woman who canresist his charms.

48900:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,100

Bet that's taking somegetting used to. Is he helping?

49000:32:23,180 --> 00:32:25,200We're onto something here, El.

49100:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,780So I won't wait up.

49200:32:26,830 --> 00:32:29,080

I'm leaving.10 minutes... I promise.

49300:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,44020 at the most.

49400:32:30,510 --> 00:32:31,770I know.

49500:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,230

Bye.

49600:32:37,590 --> 00:32:39,130Chew your food.

49700:32:39,330 --> 00:32:41,360You sound like your father.


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49800:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,080Big plans for the weekend?

49900:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,510Uh, you know,I got to fixthe sink, catch the game.

50000:32:49,750 --> 00:32:50,930With Elizabeth?

50100:32:51,020 --> 00:32:53,150Yeah. Yeah, she's into it.

50200:32:53,220 --> 00:32:54,480How cool is that?

50300:32:54,550 --> 00:32:56,660She likes to watch the giants.

50400:32:56,970 --> 00:32:59,470Even on your anniversary?

50500:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,610I see this stuff comingfrom six months out,andthen I take it right in the teeth every time.

50600:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,490Relax, man.

You still have a few days.

50700:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,610No. This is what happened last year.

50800:33:10,710 --> 00:33:16,690I said I'd make up for it with somethingspecial, not just a corner booth at Donatella'S...

50900:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,210

...And a rompin the sheets.

51000:33:19,270 --> 00:33:21,330- Skip the dinner.- We've been married a decade.

51100:33:21,370 --> 00:33:23,680That doesn't cut it anymore.


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51200:33:23,780 --> 00:33:27,340Okay, Romeo, let's...Let's problem-solve.

51300:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,370What's she into?

51400:33:29,450 --> 00:33:30,480Sexually?

51500:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,610No. No. Existentially.

51600:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,070What makes her feel alive?

51700:33:36,190 --> 00:33:37,520

I'm drawing a blank.

51800:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,710How could you not know?

51900:33:39,780 --> 00:33:42,410When you were chasing me, you knew my shoesize, what time I woke up in the morning.

52000:33:42,470 --> 00:33:45,560

- That's the job. Very different.- So, a relationship isn't work?

52100:33:45,570 --> 00:33:49,140Oh, no, no. You don't get tolecture me on relationships.

52200:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,260My wife didn't change her identity andflee the country to get away from me.

52300:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,040Yes, yes, yes.

52400:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,720That was harsh. I didn't...I didn't mean that.

525


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00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,000Yeah, you did. Did shereally flee the country?

52600:34:07,090 --> 00:34:09,990- I don't know.- France? Did she go to France?

52700:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,380I don't know.

52800:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,810- What am I gonna do?- No.

52900:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,410No more relationshipadvice from this side of the car.

530

00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:26,820Call dr.Phil, okay?

53100:34:55,630 --> 00:35:02,060I saw the best mind of my generation get rundown by the drunken taxicab of absolute reality.

53200:35:02,380 --> 00:35:03,490What the hell, Mozzie?

533

00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:06,480Sitting in the dark,misquoting Ginsberg?

53400:35:06,530 --> 00:35:09,070The light' show theyfind you, man.

53500:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,480Hey, you know, you can't justhelp yourself here.

53600:35:11,570 --> 00:35:14,080- How'd you get in?- I used this.

53700:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,040I knocked.


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53800:35:16,090 --> 00:35:18,220I introduced myself to June.She's great.

53900:35:18,310 --> 00:35:20,720Did you geta load of that granddaughter?

54000:35:21,310 --> 00:35:24,250- Thanks for coming.- What was I gonna do, not come?

54100:35:25,430 --> 00:35:27,000Can I see?

54200:35:29,620 --> 00:35:31,190Can you pick it?

543

00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:33,870No way. No way.

54400:35:33,940 --> 00:35:36,190You flew too closeto the sun, my friend.

54500:35:36,230 --> 00:35:37,770They burned your wings.

546

00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,220Where's Kate,moz?

54700:35:40,310 --> 00:35:41,870Where'd she go?

54800:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,170She's a ghost, man.

54900:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,800

She did an outstandingjob of melting away.

55000:35:45,860 --> 00:35:47,290Well, keep looking.

55100:35:47,380 --> 00:35:49,430- Check france.


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- France?

55200:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,270I know, okay?It's probably nothing.

55300:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,590Just...look everywhere.

55400:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,230There's something else.

55500:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,970I need you to help mefigure out who created...this.

55600:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,890It's superb.

55700:36:06,970 --> 00:36:09,080You know the worstthing about art forgery?

55800:36:09,100 --> 00:36:12,310You can't take creditfor your work.

55900:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,330El?

56000:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,790Honey?

56100:36:41,030 --> 00:36:42,750What do you like?

56200:36:43,290 --> 00:36:45,410What's special?

56300:37:00,780 --> 00:37:04,370Look at you.You haven't changed.

56400:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,080Yeah? This is Burke.

565


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00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,800It's Jones. Caffrey's ankletactivated. Is he with you?

56600:37:14,490 --> 00:37:16,950No. I'm coming.

56700:37:17,030 --> 00:37:21,930El, I've got to go.- Neal's outside his radius

56800:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,050agent Burke, are you still there?

56900:37:27,170 --> 00:37:28,630Caffrey is with me.

57000:37:28,740 --> 00:37:30,840- Are you sure?

- Yeah, yeah.

57100:37:31,660 --> 00:37:32,610Good morning, honey.

57200:37:32,670 --> 00:37:33,900Peter.

57300:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,830- You're on my couch?

- Yeah, I came to talk to you.

57400:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,270And, uh, frankly, Peter, I have to say I'msurprised you have such an amazing wife.

57500:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,620Yeah, I like her.Get off my couch.

576

00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:44,310- Honey, we're just chatting.- Chatting?

57700:37:44,350 --> 00:37:45,560How did you get here?

57800:37:45,620 --> 00:37:48,150


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- Cab.- You activated your tracker.

57900:37:48,220 --> 00:37:51,660You're in my house onmy couch with my wife.

58000:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,140Oh, hey, Satchmo.

58100:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,300Now you're petting my dog.

58200:37:55,370 --> 00:37:58,930Did you really put Elizabeth undersurveillance before you asked her out?

58300:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,980- Peter, I underestimated you.

- You told him?

58400:38:02,020 --> 00:38:04,560He said he wanted to make surethat I wasn't seeing anybody else.

58500:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,750Honey, I think it's cute.

58600:38:05,780 --> 00:38:08,140

- I think it's adorable.- I'm putting you back in prison.

58700:38:10,700 --> 00:38:14,010I know who the Dutchman is.

58800:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,660Enlighten me.

58900:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,830

Curtis Hagen.

59000:38:18,950 --> 00:38:22,650He's an art restorer -- one of the best inthe world, but his own work never took off.

59100:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,940He's particularly


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good at Goya restorations.

59200:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,230That's what this is, Peter.The bond is him showing off.

59300:38:29,110 --> 00:38:32,480- Interesting theory. How do you prove it?- He signed it.

59400:38:32,540 --> 00:38:35,890I think we might have noticeda signature tucked in the corner.

59500:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,580Show him.

59600:38:40,770 --> 00:38:43,050Look at the pantson

the spanish peasant.

59700:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,980What do you see?

59800:38:45,070 --> 00:38:47,620It's the initials"C" and "H."

59900:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,320

I don't know. That's...That's a stretch.

60000:38:51,380 --> 00:38:53,940This bond is a masterpiece.

60100:38:54,010 --> 00:38:56,120If I'd done something thisgood, I would have signed it.

602

00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:58,390The forgeries you caughtme on, I signed them.

60300:38:58,430 --> 00:38:59,390Where?

60400:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,720


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Look at the bank seal underpolarized light sometime.

60500:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,780Hagen is doing a church restoration onthird street. We can stop Byon our way in.

60600:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,490Fine.

60700:39:09,630 --> 00:39:11,530Meet me in the car.

60800:39:12,140 --> 00:39:14,440- I'm gonna say goodbye to my wife now.- Yes.

60900:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,470It was nice to meet you.

61000:39:17,550 --> 00:39:20,050Nice to meet you after all these years.

61100:39:31,170 --> 00:39:33,340- This is it?- Yep.

61200:39:34,630 --> 00:39:37,140You can't come in.

We're closed for restoration.

61300:39:37,190 --> 00:39:38,730Sorry, father.

61400:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,850Could we just -- could wejust have a moment? Thank you.

61500:39:41,900 --> 00:39:44,360

Father...

61600:39:49,050 --> 00:39:53,000please, father. My best friendis having a crisis of the soul.

61700:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,220He's a married man.


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61800:39:54,270 --> 00:40:00,480And he has the most devastatingly beautifulassistant at work --a very provocative woman.

61900:40:00,550 --> 00:40:02,530He's been tempted.

62000:40:02,980 --> 00:40:06,000More than tempted. I have details.

62100:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,820It's very common with men his age.

62200:40:08,890 --> 00:40:10,530Unfortunately, very common.

62300:40:10,570 --> 00:40:15,030

And I-I want to confront him aboutthis before he tears apart his life.

62400:40:15,550 --> 00:40:16,870He has a lot of faults.

62500:40:16,990 --> 00:40:19,570I mean, don't get mestarted. He is a mess.

626

00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:23,580But he's very spiritual.

62700:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,630I know this is the place where mywords will have the most effect.

62800:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,750This is the city of churches.

629

00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,420We're closed.S urely, there'sanother place.

63000:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,540This is where he was married.

63100:40:41,030 --> 00:40:44,080


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- Five minutes.- Oh, thank you. Thank you, father.

63200:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,510Sorry about that. We got five.

63300:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,340Did you just lie to a priest?

63400:40:50,410 --> 00:40:51,930Do you think Diana's attractive?

63500:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,970- Sure.- Then we're good.

63600:41:01,290 --> 00:41:04,310- Extraordinary.- Real nice.

63700:41:04,620 --> 00:41:09,630So, if this Hagen...guy is as good as you say...

63800:41:11,050 --> 00:41:12,390how come I've never heard of him?

63900:41:12,450 --> 00:41:15,620You only know the guys

who get caught.

64000:41:15,690 --> 00:41:17,960You know the second-best criminals.

64100:41:18,010 --> 00:41:19,820What's that sayabout you?

64200:41:19,860 --> 00:41:22,180

It says there's anexceptionto every rule.

64300:41:23,950 --> 00:41:26,180Look, "C" and "H."

64400:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,950Where?


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64500:41:27,990 --> 00:41:29,620Right here.

64600:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,520Right there.

64700:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,790- "C.H."- Maybe.

64800:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,670What do you mean, maybe?That's a "C" and an "H."

64900:41:36,690 --> 00:41:39,620Can I help you, gentlemen?

650

00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,890Your face... It's familiar.

65100:41:46,230 --> 00:41:51,180Maybe I've seen it on the news orperhaps on a "Most Wanted" webpage?

65200:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,430Neal Caffrey.

653

00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:56,630Forgive me if I don't shakehands with an art thief.

65400:41:57,370 --> 00:41:59,200I was never arrested for art theft.

65500:41:59,270 --> 00:42:04,230Not arrested, but,as I recall, ou'reknown as quite the renaissance criminal.

65600:42:04,290 --> 00:42:07,350So you can understand myconcern at having you in my space.

65700:42:07,890 --> 00:42:10,860And you are...?

658


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00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:12,180Just a friend.

65900:42:12,220 --> 00:42:16,210Well, friend...this church is closed.

66000:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,990- Did you see it?- Okay, you've got me curious.

66100:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,600We'll check him out.

66200:42:30,650 --> 00:42:33,890Listen to the spirit,son,not the flesh.

66300:42:33,930 --> 00:42:35,770

I'll do that.

66400:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,350What'S...that about?

66500:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,140Shut the door.

66600:42:43,710 --> 00:42:45,630I need your help with this.

66700:42:47,110 --> 00:42:48,650Is this the information on Hagen?

66800:42:48,710 --> 00:42:51,030- No.- Diana's on her way with that.

66900:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,320This is your wife's visa bill.

67000:42:55,380 --> 00:42:59,630Yeah. I got it all. Her ebaybids, video rentals, library books.

67100:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,190Thank you, patriot act.


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67200:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,920So you're stalking your own wife?

67300:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,700Want to compare notes?

67400:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,500Touch?

67500:43:07,570 --> 00:43:08,840You figure out what she likes?

67600:43:08,870 --> 00:43:11,430Yep. It's all in the summary.

67700:43:11,490 --> 00:43:12,850Pottery-making.

67800:43:12,900 --> 00:43:14,220Nancy Drew mysteries.

67900:43:14,290 --> 00:43:15,610Scented candles.

68000:43:15,690 --> 00:43:17,200Oleander.

681

00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,140Old jazz.

68200:43:20,190 --> 00:43:22,350Anything italian,except anchovies.

68300:43:22,390 --> 00:43:26,410Yeah, I don't think you're gonna find youranswer tucked into a list of her ebay bids.

68400:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,290Then help me out here,all right? You're the romantic.

68500:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,410I mean, what's the dealwith the bottle?


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68600:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,930It's an '82 Bordeaux.

68700:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,210Yeah. Costs 800 bucks a pop.

68800:43:39,260 --> 00:43:41,850It does when it's full.I got it empty.

68900:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,490Empty?

69000:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,780Look, when Kate and I met,we had nothing.

69100:43:48,840 --> 00:43:54,400

I got that bottle,a nd I used to fill itup with what ever cheap wine we could afford.

69200:43:54,500 --> 00:43:59,890And we'd sitin that crappy apartment and drink it overcold pizza and pretend we were living in the Ce d'azur.

69300:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,050How'd that work out for you?

694

00:44:03,110 --> 00:44:04,810It didn't.

69500:44:04,830 --> 00:44:07,540'Cause that bottle was apromise of a better life.

69600:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,960What Kate got was a guy lockedaway for half a decade.

69700:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,250You make Elizabethany promises, Peter?

69800:44:18,060 --> 00:44:21,730Or you think what she reallywants is Oleander candles?


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69900:44:25,650 --> 00:44:27,370Hey, Diana. What do you got?

70000:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,470Hagen is leaving the country.

70100:44:29,530 --> 00:44:32,850He booked a flight through a privatecharter company in Barcelona for the 19th.

70200:44:32,910 --> 00:44:35,930One week. Damn it, Neal. Seeingyou must have tipped him off.

70300:44:36,010 --> 00:44:38,010He's going to spain.That's something.

704

00:44:38,070 --> 00:44:40,760Is there any connection to ourbooks and the bonds or the murder?

70500:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,240Hagen's impressive as hell.

70600:44:42,290 --> 00:44:44,930A lot of international holdings,but he keeps himself out of the muck.

70700:44:44,980 --> 00:44:46,930You get everyavailable agent on this.

70800:44:46,970 --> 00:44:48,720You know the good ones.Steal them if you have to.

70900:44:48,770 --> 00:44:52,230I want to know every single thing about

this guy, and I don't want any excuses.

71000:44:52,310 --> 00:44:54,870- Anything gets in your way...- forge your signature.

71100:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,460- Always do.


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-That's what I want to hear.

71200:44:59,140 --> 00:45:03,960If you're right about Hagen, we haveone week to connect him to the bond.

71300:45:04,140 --> 00:45:08,430If we lose him on the 19th...

71400:45:08,820 --> 00:45:11,110Neal, if we lose him,you're back in.

71500:45:11,340 --> 00:45:14,090I can't save you.

71600:45:23,990 --> 00:45:25,690- You're late.- Hey, give me a break.

71700:45:25,730 --> 00:45:27,650I'm a working man now.

71800:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,860So?

71900:45:29,940 --> 00:45:31,210We were right about Hagen.

72000:45:31,260 --> 00:45:36,100- Of course we were right.- And I was stupid and impulsive, and he saw me.

72100:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,420I have one week to linkhim to the bonds.

72200:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,060One week or what?

72300:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,460I go back.

72400:45:44,510 --> 00:45:45,770No, no, no, no.

725


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00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:47,510Yeah.

72600:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,930Did you find anything about Kate?

72700:45:50,920 --> 00:45:56,270Apparently, if a tree falls inthe forest, it does make a sound.

72800:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,000I may lose her again, Moz.

72900:46:08,050 --> 00:46:10,500Lose her? I just found her.

73000:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,780So did he.

73100:46:12,930 --> 00:46:15,240So did he.

73200:46:15,740 --> 00:46:18,070remember when you toldme not to look for Kate?

73300:46:19,250 --> 00:46:20,720Yeah.

73400:46:26,060 --> 00:46:27,680Neal,you're putting mein a tough spot here.

73500:46:27,710 --> 00:46:29,980These were taken four daysago at a San Diego ATM.

73600:46:30,030 --> 00:46:31,610She's going under

the name Kate Perdue.

73700:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,120You know what "Perdue"means in french?

73800:46:33,190 --> 00:46:36,270Yeah. It means "Lost."


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73900:46:36,350 --> 00:46:37,820Yeah. Makes you wonder, right?

74000:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,900Is she lost to me or without me?

74100:46:39,950 --> 00:46:41,780- Stop it.- I just need a couple days, okay?

74200:46:41,860 --> 00:46:44,350A-after this Dutchman thing is over.A couple days to go to San Diego.

74300:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,960- You could send an agent with me. You can come with me.- Stop. Stop. Stop it!

74400:46:47,190 --> 00:46:50,020How many times are you gonnascrew up your life for this girl?

74500:46:50,110 --> 00:46:54,510I hate to break it to you, buddy,but she dumped you... With prejudice.

74600:46:56,050 --> 00:46:59,770Exactly what is your

plan if you find her?

74700:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,850I know there's more to our story, okay? Shedisappears in the dust --no, that's not an ending.

74800:47:10,970 --> 00:47:12,860Come on,man.

74900:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,420

We've all been there.

75000:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,640It gets easier.

75100:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,930Not if she's the one.


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75200:47:18,050 --> 00:47:20,620I brought this to you. Doesn'tthat count for something?

75300:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,120No.

75400:47:22,170 --> 00:47:23,570We made a deal.

75500:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,240I gave you something good here,and you're about to blow it.

75600:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,830God.

75700:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,400

You're right.You're right, Peter.

75800:47:36,330 --> 00:47:37,540I'm a smart guy.

75900:47:37,610 --> 00:47:39,780I should knowwhen I've been dumped.

760

00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,900You figure out youranniversary plans yet?

76100:47:44,990 --> 00:47:47,660I'm getting close...very close.

76200:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,590So you got nothing?

76300:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,860Nothing. But I'll find it.

76400:47:54,940 --> 00:47:59,170Hey,um... I'm gonna gograb a smoke really quick.

765


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00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:00,410Didn't know you smoked.

76600:48:00,450 --> 00:48:03,330Ah, it's a nasty prison habit.I've been trying to quit.

76700:48:03,930 --> 00:48:05,780Jones, keep an eye on him.

76800:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,950Yeah.

76900:48:10,070 --> 00:48:12,080Bum one from you?

77000:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,420These things will kill you.

77100:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,900That's what I keephearing, but I'm not dead yet.

77200:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,960But these filters--they're good.

77300:48:21,830 --> 00:48:23,320Not for me, you understand.

77400:48:23,390 --> 00:48:25,600I tear 'em off.

77500:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,640You need a light?

77600:48:27,740 --> 00:48:29,090You should try the patch.

77700:48:29,110 --> 00:48:30,810Two years and counting,my friend.

77800:48:30,870 --> 00:48:33,270I hate the tan lines.

779


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00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:39,950You don't smoke.

78000:48:40,030 --> 00:48:42,740What was I supposed to do...Fire off a flare?

78100:48:44,180 --> 00:48:46,240So, you tear off the filter?

78200:48:46,290 --> 00:48:48,220Yeah. But I'm hard-core.

78300:49:34,050 --> 00:49:35,260I found my bottle.

78400:49:35,340 --> 00:49:37,170I found Hagen.

78500:49:37,230 --> 00:49:38,370You first.

78600:49:38,420 --> 00:49:42,670This is a warehouse down by the docks.Hagen runsit through a shell corporation out of Guatemala.

78700:49:42,770 --> 00:49:44,280We didn't know about this.How did you?

78800:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,800I don't think you relyon rumor as much as I do.

78900:49:49,710 --> 00:49:51,730Let's go.

79000:50:01,580 --> 00:50:04,450Do you hear that?

You hear that?

79100:50:04,490 --> 00:50:07,300- Hear what?- Kind of rhythmic "Ssh, ssh."

79200:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,100That's a press. Damn it, Peter.


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That is a printing press.

79300:50:13,020 --> 00:50:15,140He's printing the bonds inthere right now. You can hear it.

79400:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,470How long till they're done?

79500:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,810A multicolor print job ascomplicated as the Goya --

79600:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,180test proofs, ink formulation,perfect registration...

79700:50:22,250 --> 00:50:24,110He'll be running it for days.

79800:50:26,470 --> 00:50:27,880- Diana.- Yeah, boss.

79900:50:27,950 --> 00:50:31,070- I need recording equipment down here immediately.- You got it.

80000:50:31,140 --> 00:50:34,320

- Come on.- I am on board.

80100:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,700Hagen is our guy.

80200:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,340But we still don't haveenough for a warrant.

803

00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:39,940We know the bonds arethere. Just open the door.

80400:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,190Yeah.

80500:50:41,240 --> 00:50:44,990


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Well, you should read this..."Warrant law."

80600:50:45,060 --> 00:50:49,790All I've got is sound coming out of awarehouse and no way to link him to the bond.

80700:50:49,950 --> 00:50:52,200- I've got to talk to your friend.- Friend?

80800:50:52,270 --> 00:50:54,760Come on, Neal. The guy whogave you a cigarette.

80900:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,010- I have no... What...You think Jones is an idiot?

810

00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:03,910I have to know how heconnected Hagen to the warehouse.

81100:51:04,210 --> 00:51:06,670Come on, Neal.And you got to trust me.

81200:51:09,830 --> 00:51:12,150Okay. Okay.

81300:51:12,230 --> 00:51:14,490I'll bring you to him--first thing tomorrow.

81400:51:14,570 --> 00:51:16,690Good.

81500:51:59,710 --> 00:52:01,560Yeah?

81600:52:03,070 --> 00:52:05,340Damn.

81700:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,640What's going on?

81800:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,570


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He ran.

81900:52:27,340 --> 00:52:29,010What is this?

82000:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,650Hi, there.

82100:52:34,430 --> 00:52:35,750What are you doing?You can't be here.

82200:52:35,850 --> 00:52:38,900Oh,I-I'm taking a photographyclass over at the annex, -

82300:52:38,910 --> 00:52:41,590- and pictures of rusty sheetmetal are a surefire "A."

82400:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,680Take him in.

82500:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,840Jimmy! Go get hagen!

82600:53:09,290 --> 00:53:12,260What exactlyis going on here?!

82700:53:13,670 --> 00:53:15,470Why'd you bring him inside?!

82800:53:15,550 --> 00:53:17,730He was taking pictures.

82900:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,180Open the door!You're a dead man!

83000:53:20,890 --> 00:53:23,690That sounds likeinch-thick lexan.

83100:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,340Keys are on their way.

832


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00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:30,190Nice.

83300:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,520You shouldn't havesigned the bonds.

83400:53:33,610 --> 00:53:36,720I'm no stranger to vanity myself,so I understand the impulse.

83500:53:36,780 --> 00:53:38,190I'm gonna kill you.

83600:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,200I hope whatever they'regiving you is worth it.

83700:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,430

It is.

83800:53:54,990 --> 00:53:58,270You are a particularkind of bastard!

83900:54:00,050 --> 00:54:02,480Gentlemen, we have afugitive hiding in this building.

840

00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,060Knock down those doors.

84100:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,660Grab the bonds! Come on!Let's go! Everybody, come on!

84200:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,070Quick! Let's go! Move it!

843

00:54:09,230 --> 00:54:11,320Come on! Let's go!

84400:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,800Get in there!

84500:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,180Do not move!


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84600:54:18,690 --> 00:54:20,620Get them up in the air!

84700:54:24,470 --> 00:54:28,730This is what the lawcall san exigent circumstance.

84800:54:28,870 --> 00:54:31,580Any of you Harvard gradsknow what that is? Huh?

84900:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,880- No hands?- Diana?

85000:54:33,890 --> 00:54:38,650Exigent circumstance allows us to pursue a suspecton to private property without obtaining a warrant.

85100:54:38,710 --> 00:54:43,090And to seize any and all evidencethat has been discovered in plain view,

85200:54:43,180 --> 00:54:46,680regardless of the connection tothe original crime.

85300:54:48,670 --> 00:54:53,080

Remember me,friend?

85400:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,730Oh, there's your lawyer.

85500:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,230You know, you're reallybad at this escape thing.

85600:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,250

What can I say?

85700:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,920- Cigar?- Cuban?

85800:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,360You should arrest me.


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85900:55:22,540 --> 00:55:26,080I'll let the cigar go,but you are a fleeing suspect.

86000:55:29,670 --> 00:55:32,280Is that the original victory bond?

86100:55:32,390 --> 00:55:34,080Why, yes.

86200:55:34,150 --> 00:55:36,220Yes, it is.

86300:55:44,540 --> 00:55:47,110You know, this makes me 3-0.

86400:55:48,390 --> 00:55:50,560

Maybe I'm not trying hard enough.

86500:55:55,780 --> 00:55:58,460- Be careful.- Okay.

86600:55:59,130 --> 00:56:01,990- All right we're almost there..- Honey...

867

00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:03,820I think I'm getting sea sick.

86800:56:03,930 --> 00:56:04,860Just a little farther.

86900:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,030All right, this is good.- Okay.

870

00:56:07,190 --> 00:56:10,340- All right. All right.- Now, I want you to keep your eyes closed.

87100:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,030I promise.

87200:56:12,090 --> 00:56:14,270


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All right.

87300:56:22,300 --> 00:56:24,110Okay. Open them.

87400:56:32,660 --> 00:56:38,120Honey, you know how every year, I'm alwayspromising you that we're gonna go...

87500:56:39,450 --> 00:56:41,030to the Caribbean.

87600:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,730This sort of what you wanted?

87700:56:45,720 --> 00:56:51,070Well, I-I think if I keep my eyes closed,I can actually imagine us being there.

87800:56:51,590 --> 00:56:53,640- Ooh, and it's getting warmer.- It is.

87900:56:53,710 --> 00:56:55,820- Come here.- Okay

88000:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,510Screw top.

88100:57:10,030 --> 00:57:11,900Cheesy?

88200:57:12,060 --> 00:57:16,940It's a little cheesy,but it'S... but it's sweet.

88300:57:18,620 --> 00:57:21,320Maybe this will help.

88400:57:24,490 --> 00:57:26,240- Belize.- What?!

88500:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,720I found the time.


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88600:57:31,160 --> 00:57:36,490We have a week and two plane ticketsand a seized villa in Sarteneja.

88700:57:36,630 --> 00:57:37,930In...in where?

88800:57:38,030 --> 00:57:42,840Oh, in this really incredible beach front villathat the bureau seized from this narco-trafficker.

88900:57:42,930 --> 00:57:45,180It's amazing...Okay. It's... enough.

89000:57:45,270 --> 00:57:48,020Just... just tell me it's nice.

89100:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,280It's nice.

89200:57:52,790 --> 00:57:54,880I love you.

89300:57:55,090 --> 00:57:57,210I love you.

894

00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,430Thank you.

89500:58:12,540 --> 00:58:14,290Thank you.

89600:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,360Do you think we can pull thatheater in a little closer?

897

00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:19,400Yeah. It's cold.

89800:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,040Yeah.

89900:58:26,210 --> 00:58:27,730Can't beat that view.


68/69

90000:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,170Did Elizabeth like it?

90100:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,390She loved it.

90200:58:31,470 --> 00:58:32,670Coffee?

90300:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,650- Yeah.- Italian roast?

90400:58:38,900 --> 00:58:40,420Going on vacation.

90500:58:40,570 --> 00:58:41,970

Yeah.

90600:58:42,030 --> 00:58:44,420Yeah, we'll be back in a week.

90700:58:44,530 --> 00:58:45,960Still wearing that suit.

90800:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,290Yeah. I love this suit.

90900:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,020Did they make a decision?

91000:58:58,610 --> 00:59:02,810Figured if we didn't, you'd endup making one of these on your own.

91100:59:04,900 --> 00:59:05,900I'm official.

91200:59:05,910 --> 00:59:09,540You're a consultant,and I own you for four years.

91300:59:10,170 --> 00:59:12,020- You okay with that?- Yeah.


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91400:59:12,930 --> 00:59:14,760You'll be here when I get back?

91500:59:14,860 --> 00:59:16,780Where else am I gonna go?

91600:59:18,860 --> 00:59:26,780Fixed a lot of errors, splittingsome lines: Xenzai[NEF]

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